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<i>(Spike) I can't bite. I can't even hit people.</i>

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<i>Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“:</i>

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I've got information.
About the soldiers you were fighting.

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- I'm going.
- Well, how long?

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<i>I don't know.
The wolf is inside me all the time.</i>

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<i>Until I figure out what that means,
I shouldn't be around you.</i>

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- Yeah. That looks good.
- I think it's not straight.

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- One second. Almost finished.
- Oh, right. OK.

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- Yeah, just unhook it.
- Then let me flip it over.

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Thanks, Riley.

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Looks good. Oh. Hey, Buffy.

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- Is there something you wanna tell me?
- What?

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Oh... Yes. I am a lesbian.

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Well, it's good you're so open about it.

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Oh, hey. You know we were
talking about having a picnic?

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I was thinking,
do you ever hang out at Ruggs' field?

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It's beautiful there.
Usually not that crowded, either.

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I thought we could have a little spread -
sandwiches, maybe some ants? It'd be fun.

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- We were talking about having a picnic?
- Oh.

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So was that a conversation I actually had,
or one I was just practising?

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Practising?

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OK, yes. I have been known to do
a little prep work before our conversations.

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It's not easy, you know,
talking to you sometimes.

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It's like an oral exam.

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Boy! That's just what every girl longs to hear.

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- Well, you're tricky!
- Like an exam?

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I never know how
you're gonna react to something.

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That's why I like you so much.
You're a mystery.

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Probably every beautiful girl has
some jerk telling her she's a mystery, but...

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...I swear, you really are.

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There's a lot about you
that needs puzzling out.

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I lose you somewhere?

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Right around "beautiful".

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Say, don't you just love a picnic?

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It's just different, you know? A picnic.

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First of all, daylight. It's kind of
a new venue, Buffywise. And the best part?

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He said he would bring all the food,
so all I have to do is show up and eat.

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Those are two things I'm really good at.

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- So he's nice?
- Very, very.

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And there's sparkage?

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Yeah. He's...

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Have you seen his arms?
Those are... good arms to have.

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I really like him. I do.

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But?

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I don't know.

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I really like being around him,
you know? And I think he cares about me.

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But I just feel like something's missing.

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He's not making you miserable?

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Exactly.

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Riley seems so solid.

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Like he wouldn't cause me heartache.

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Get out. Get out while there's still time.

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I know. I have to get away
from that bad-boy thing.

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There's no good there.

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Seeing Angel in LA, even for five minutes...

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Hello to the pain.

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The pain is not a friend.

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But I can't help thinking,
isn't that where the fire comes from?

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Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense?

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I know it's nuts,
but part of me believes that...

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...real love and passion have to go
hand in hand with pain and fighting.

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I wonder where I get that from.

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So, you saw their faces
but you can't describe them.

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Well... they were human.
Two eyes each, kind of in the middle.

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Uh-huh. And the lab?

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Underground.

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I came out through an air vent.
I don't know exactly where.

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I'm done. Put the telly on.

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It's about time. Hope you got it warm enough.

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I don't know why you're so dainty suddenly.
You've done this for Angel. You must have.

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- OK.
- Hey! Give it!

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That's it.
The invalid-amnesiac routine is over.

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The kitchen is closed
until you tell me something useful.

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I'm trying to remember. It was very traumatic.

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- How long are you gonna pull this crap?
- How long will I live if I tell you?

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Spike, we have no intention
of killing a harmless creature...

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...but we have to know
what's been done to you.

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We can't let you go until
we're sure you're impotent, or...

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- Hey!
- Sorry, poor choice of words.

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- Until we know that you're...
- Flaccid?

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- You are one step away, missy.
- Giles, help! He's gonna scold me.

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You know what?

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I don't think you want us to let you go.

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- Maybe we made it a little too comfy for ya.
- Comfy?

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I'm chained in a bathtub
drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug.

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- Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's guide.
- You want something nicer?

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Look at my poor neck...

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...all bare and tender and exposed.

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All that blood just pumping away.

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- Oh, please.
- Giles, make her stop.

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If those two don't kill each other,
I might lend a hand.

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What about a truth spell?

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I'm not positive it would work on a vampire,
but we could try. Make him 'fess up?

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A truth spell, of course.
Why didn't I think of that?

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Cos you had your hands full
with the undead English patient?

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- Yes, worth a go.
- Looks pretty simple.

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- I'll stop by the magic shop tomorrow.
- Excellent.

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All right. I'll be back in the morning
with doughnuts and motherwort.

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- Bye, Buffy! I'll see you at home.
- Bye!

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Great. Thank you, Willow.

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Willow may have had a very helpful idea.

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She seems to be coping better
with Oz's departure, don't you think?

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She still has a way to go,
but, yeah, I think she's dealing.

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What, are you people blind?
She's hanging on by a thread.

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Any ninny could see that.

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<i>(Willow) Devon said that he sent for his stuff.</i>

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I guess this means he's planning
on settling down somewhere... else.

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Not here.

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I guess so.

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I feel like I've been split
down the centre and half of me is lost.

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I know. It feels like that now.

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Oz is gone.

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Come on, now! It's telly time!

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<i>(Buffy) This is Buffy and Willow.
Please leave a message.</i>

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Oh. Er, Willow, it's Giles. Erm...

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...I thought you were
bringing the ingredients for that spell?

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- I really have to...
<i>- Passions</i> is on!

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Timmy's down the bloody well.

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- And if you make me miss it, I'll...
- You'll do what? Lick me to death?

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Look, er, Willow,
I think we ought to try the spell.

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Among other things,
I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone.

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- Driving?
- Yeah.

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You seriously drive for fun?

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Well, not four-wheeling
or anything, but yeah. Don't you?

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Actually, no-wheeling is more my specialty.
I'm an avid pedestrian, though.

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You're kidding, right?
I mean, you know how to drive?

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Well, I took the class.

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Cars and Buffy are, like, un-mixy things.

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You just haven't had a good experience yet.
You can have the best time in a car.

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It's not about getting somewhere.
You have to take your time.

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Forget about everything. Just relax.

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Let it wash over you. The air, the motion.

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Just... let it roll.

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We are talking about driving, right?

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I thought I was.

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I'm taking you. Some night when it's warm.
Up past the vineyards.

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- It's gonna change everything for you.
- I'm in.

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Hey, Willow.

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- Hey.
- I interrupted.

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You've got apples. My miss.

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Wait.

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Sit. There's plenty to go around.

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- Did something happen? Something wrong?
- No. Everything's fine. The same.

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Oh.

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Your apples are turning brown,
the way they do.

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Yeah, I guess they do that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah...

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Jeez! You mean Oz just sent for his stuff
and didn't even call her? That's pretty harsh.

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I wish I had my powers back.
I'd liquefy his entrails for her.

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That's sweet.

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God, poor Will. No wonder she's...

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...having a wonderful time.

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Wow! Way to rebound!

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I believe that's the dance
of a Brave Little Toaster.

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Hey, guys, come on. This music's great.

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Nice to see you brought
your boogie shoes, Will.

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Yeah. You know, I know
I've been sort of a party poop lately.

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So I said to myself "Self," I said,
"it's time to shake and shimmy it off."

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- Sounds like a good policy.
- Yeah! And it works, too.

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You know, I just figure,
in the grand scheme of things, we're all just...

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Drunk?

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"Drunk"... I mean, that's such a strong word.

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Kind of a guttural,
Anglo-Saxon word. "Drunk."

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Will, not loving the drowning of the sorrows.

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Not drowning, wading.

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And see? Lite. No big.

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<i>No big'? Remember when Buffy had the fun
beerfest and went One Million Years BC?</i>

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- Sadly, without the fuzzy bikini.
- Off topic, Xander.

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Right. Helping now.

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Will, how about you give me that beer?

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No. Why should I?

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- I've got pain here. Big-time, legitimate pain.
- We all have pain, Will.

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Oh, like what? "Oh, poor me.
I live in a basement." Yeah, that's dire.

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- OK, that's it. I'm taking you home.
- No, I don't want to.

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Well, you'll thank me
when you still have a friend in the morning.

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I just can't stand feeling this way.
I want it to be over.

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It will. I promise.
But it's gonna take time.

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- Well, that's not good enough.
- I know.

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It's just how it is.
You have to go through the pain.

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Well, isn't there some way I can just
make it go away, just cos I say so?

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Can't I just make it go poof?

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Hearken well, ye elements.
I summon thee now.

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Control the outside. Control within.

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Land and sea, fire and wind.

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Out of my passions, a web be spun.

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From this eve forth, my will be done.

188
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So mote it be.

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It is my will that my heart be healed.

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Now.

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I will that this book speak its words to me.

192
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I will that this Q-Tip gets... unbendy?

193
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- <i>(knock at door)</i>
- Come in.

194
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Giles. What are you doing here?

195
00:15:54,265 --> 00:15:56,700
I'm a bit concerned about you, actually.

196
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- Did Buffy tell you about the beer?
- Buffy didn't tell me anything.

197
00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:03,382
Oh. Well, forget the beer part, then.

198
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Happily. I came because
we had an appointment the other day.

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- Oh. Right, right. The truth spell.
- Yes. Erm...

200
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Willow, I know that you're
going through a very difficult time.

201
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- But shirking your responsibilities...
- But I didn't shirk. I...

202
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I did the research and... l...
I picked up the motherwort.

203
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:29,780
I just forgot the doing-the-spell part.

204
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- That isn't like you at all.
- I know. I've been off.

205
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I even tried to do a spell last night.
To have my will done?

206
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I was hoping it would make me feel better,
but it just went kablooey.

207
00:16:44,065 --> 00:16:48,582
A spell? It's not wise for you to do that alone
right now. Your energy's too unfocused.

208
00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:52,340
Well, that's not true.
I said I was off, not incompetent.

209
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You're grieving, so it might be wise to take a
break from doing spells without supervision.

210
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So I get punished cos I'm in pain?

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- It's not punishment. I'm saying it because...
- Oh, you care. Yeah. Everybody cares.

212
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Nobody wants to be inconvenienced.

213
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You all want me to take the time
and go through the pain...

214
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- ..as long as you don't have to hear about it.
- Now that's not fair.

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Isn't it? Cos I'm doing the best I can, and
it doesn't seem to be enough for you guys.

216
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,785
- And I see how you could feel that way. I do...
- No, you don't.

217
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You say that you do,
but you don't see anything.

218
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Erm... Ooh, sorry.

219
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:34,017
Erm...

220
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Sorry. Perhaps I'd better be going.

221
00:17:38,585 --> 00:17:41,737
Let's... let's talk about this later.

222
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,220
Oh! I'm sorry. So sorry.

223
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:58,024
"Enemy, enemy, be now... quiet."

224
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You know, not too keen about this spell
stuff. Tends to be a bit unpredictable.

225
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,538
Yes. You might have
thought about that sooner.

226
00:18:07,905 --> 00:18:09,896
"Let your deceitful tongue be...

227
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...be... broken."

228
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Er... "Let no...

229
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...untruths...

230
00:18:22,065 --> 00:18:24,056
...be spoken."

231
00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:25,375
<i>(something drops)</i>

232
00:18:28,785 --> 00:18:31,299
Hey, what's that all about?

233
00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:34,184
Hm? Oh, nothing.
Just, you know, ash in my eye.

234
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:42,384
Well... I won't have you doing mojo on me
if you can't read properly.

235
00:18:42,465 --> 00:18:44,979
You could turn me into
a stink beetle or whatall.

236
00:18:45,065 --> 00:18:48,217
It would be a generous ending for you, Spike.

237
00:18:56,105 --> 00:19:01,862
I mean, I'm going through something. I just
don't see why he was getting down on me.

238
00:19:01,945 --> 00:19:06,735
Giles just worries. Spells can be dangerous.
It doesn't mean he thinks you're a bad witch.

239
00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:10,216
- I am a bad witch.
- No, you're a good witch.

240
00:19:10,305 --> 00:19:15,300
I'm not kidding anyone. If I had any real
power, I could've made Oz stay with me.

241
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:21,104
- You wouldn't have wanted him to stay...
- I didn't dare to do the spell on Veruca.

242
00:19:21,185 --> 00:19:23,938
And my "I will it so" spell went nowhere.

243
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:27,738
The only real witch here is fuzzy little Amy.

244
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:29,543
<i>(squeaks)</i>

245
00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:34,497
- I think you're being too hard on yourself.
- She has powers I can't even invoke.

246
00:19:34,585 --> 00:19:37,498
I mean, first she's a perfectly normal girl...

247
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,536
...then poof, she's a rat.

248
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:44,701
I could never do something like that.

249
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,776
<i>(phone rings)</i>

250
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,496
Hello?

251
00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:54,376
(sighs) I'll be right there.

252
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:58,616
- Spike escaped.
- And you're going? Now?

253
00:19:59,785 --> 00:20:01,776
Sorry, duty thing.

254
00:20:02,105 --> 00:20:06,463
Well, I mean, what's the rush?
Spike can't hurt anyone, right?

255
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:11,221
And I figured, since I'm kinda grievey,
we could, you know, have a girl's night.

256
00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:17,301
Eat sundaes and watch Steel Magnolias, and
you can tell me at least I don't have diabetes.

257
00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:21,060
I can't hang out with you until
I get Spike back to Giles, you know that.

258
00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:24,376
OK, I'll be back as soon as I can. I promise.

259
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:29,303
I don't see the big.
He's probably just standing out there.

260
00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:31,296
You'll find him in two seconds.

261
00:20:37,025 --> 00:20:39,904
- Thought that was gonna take longer.
- Me, too.

262
00:20:39,985 --> 00:20:42,818
Must have got... turned around.

263
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:46,821
Hang on, this...

264
00:20:46,905 --> 00:20:49,374
This is it. Wait...

265
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,662
No. Yes!

266
00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:56,416
- What are you talking about?
- The lab. Commando lab.

267
00:20:57,545 --> 00:21:01,584
- The door was right here where I escaped.
- I don't think so.

268
00:21:03,825 --> 00:21:06,499
Open up! I'm gonna kill you!

269
00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,938
- Spike, there's nothing there.
- Let me in!

270
00:21:10,025 --> 00:21:12,414
- Fix me.
- OK, drop the act.

271
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,543
- Get off!
- OK, that's it, I'm gonna gag you.

272
00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:27,816
Hey! Watch it!

273
00:21:27,905 --> 00:21:31,136
- One more word out of you, and I swear...
- Swear what?

274
00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:33,944
You won't do anything to me.
You don't have the stones.

275
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:38,815
Oh, I got the stones.
I got a whole bunch of... stones.

276
00:21:38,905 --> 00:21:40,896
Yeah? You're all talk.

277
00:21:41,305 --> 00:21:45,936
Giles! I accidentally killed Spike.
That's OK, right?

278
00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:48,496
Er... just a minute.

279
00:21:48,825 --> 00:21:50,816
I mean, I'm going through something.

280
00:21:50,905 --> 00:21:54,614
You'd think, every once in a while,
Buffy would make best friends a priority.

281
00:21:54,705 --> 00:21:57,219
Will, it's not like she could just let Spike go.

282
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:03,544
I get this spell reversed,
they'll be finding your body for weeks.

283
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:06,265
Oh, make a move. Please.

284
00:22:06,345 --> 00:22:08,382
I'm dying for a good slay.

285
00:22:09,865 --> 00:22:12,459
Spike's more important than me. I get it.

286
00:22:12,545 --> 00:22:16,459
Buffy's gotta find out about those
commandos. Right now she needs Spike.

287
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:19,856
Well, fine.
Why doesn't she just go marry him?

288
00:22:20,545 --> 00:22:25,016
If the two of you
could remain civil long enough to...

289
00:22:26,185 --> 00:22:29,974
It's just so sudden. I don't know what to say.

290
00:22:30,545 --> 00:22:34,584
Just say yes,
and make me the happiest man on earth.

291
00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:37,944
Oh, Spike. Of course it's yes!

292
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:49,542
Giles! You'll never believe what's happened!

293
00:22:56,985 --> 00:23:01,058
- It's just not fair!
- Will, I know it's hard to see it right now...

294
00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:03,659
...but everything you feel is because of Oz.

295
00:23:03,745 --> 00:23:05,975
Not because of Buffy and me or anybody.

296
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:08,784
But you'll meet somebody else,
and it'll be better.

297
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:12,824
Yeah. Cos most relationships
are great and trouble-free.

298
00:23:12,905 --> 00:23:16,182
I don't think so.
I think we're all doomed to badness.

299
00:23:16,265 --> 00:23:20,099
- We're not doomed.
- Oh, yeah? Let's look at your bio.

300
00:23:20,945 --> 00:23:26,145
Insect Lady, Mummy Girl, Anya.
You're a demon magnet.

301
00:23:27,345 --> 00:23:28,699
I was just trying to help.

302
00:23:28,785 --> 00:23:31,504
Willow, it's me.

303
00:23:31,585 --> 00:23:34,862
Something's happened. I need your help.

304
00:23:34,945 --> 00:23:38,984
I can't see very well. Everything's blurred.

305
00:23:39,065 --> 00:23:43,024
I'm certain it's a spell
of some kind, because...

306
00:23:43,105 --> 00:23:48,976
...well, it seems
something else is going wrong.

307
00:23:49,065 --> 00:23:51,534
Here you go. 98.6.

308
00:23:54,425 --> 00:23:56,416
Horribly wrong.

309
00:23:57,705 --> 00:24:02,381
There's so much to decide.
Ceremony, guests, reception.

310
00:24:02,665 --> 00:24:06,374
Well, first thing I'd say,
we're not having a church wedding.

311
00:24:06,465 --> 00:24:09,264
How about a daytime ceremony in the park?

312
00:24:09,345 --> 00:24:12,861
Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon
with the Big Pile of Dust.

313
00:24:12,945 --> 00:24:15,744
Under the trees. Indirect sunlight only.

314
00:24:15,825 --> 00:24:18,055
A spring breeze tosses the leaves aside...

315
00:24:18,145 --> 00:24:22,184
...and again, you're registering
as Mr and Mrs Big Pile of Dust.

316
00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:26,054
Stop it! This is our wedding
and you're treating it like a big joke!

317
00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:28,341
Oh, pouty!

318
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,894
Look at that lip. Gonna get it.

319
00:24:30,985 --> 00:24:33,420
Gonna get it!

320
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,496
Oh, stop!

321
00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,980
Yes, please stop.

322
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,621
- Giles, did you see my ring?
- Thankfully, not very well.

323
00:24:51,505 --> 00:24:55,055
I'm not crazy, and I know that
you probably don't approve.

324
00:24:55,345 --> 00:24:58,701
And my father's not that far away.
I mean, he could...

325
00:25:00,545 --> 00:25:04,425
But this day is about family, my real family.

326
00:25:07,905 --> 00:25:10,738
And I would like you
to be the one to give me away.

327
00:25:11,185 --> 00:25:13,222
Oh, Buffy!

328
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,421
That's... that's so...

329
00:25:15,505 --> 00:25:19,100
Oh! For God's sake! This is nonsense.

330
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:23,816
Something is making you act this way.
Don't you realise what you're doing?

331
00:25:25,785 --> 00:25:27,458
Living the dream.

332
00:25:27,545 --> 00:25:30,298
He's gonna have to take time
to get used to it, pet.

333
00:25:30,385 --> 00:25:33,821
They all will. But you guys
weren't crazy about Angel at first.

334
00:25:33,905 --> 00:25:36,374
You weren't gonna say that name.

335
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:40,424
Sorry. Why don't we talk about
where we're gonna register?

336
00:25:40,505 --> 00:25:44,260
Where would Angel register? Can we have
the photographer Angel would want?

337
00:25:44,345 --> 00:25:46,655
- And flowers Angel would have liked?
- Hey!

338
00:25:47,025 --> 00:25:50,177
You think I don't live
with the shadow of Drusilla over my head?

339
00:25:50,265 --> 00:25:54,054
That I'm not wondering if you're gonna
be thinking of her on our honeymoon...

340
00:25:54,145 --> 00:25:56,455
...when you're making sweet love to me?

341
00:26:02,785 --> 00:26:04,856
Giles, are you OK?

342
00:26:05,985 --> 00:26:08,625
I rather think not.

343
00:26:08,705 --> 00:26:10,901
I seem to be rather...

344
00:26:12,065 --> 00:26:15,342
...rather blind. Completely, in fact.

345
00:26:16,585 --> 00:26:19,179
What? How could this happen?

346
00:26:21,145 --> 00:26:24,661
- A spell, I believe.
- Well, we'll fix it. Don't worry.

347
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:28,864
What you want is a general reversal spell.
We're gonna need supplies.

348
00:26:28,945 --> 00:26:30,822
Are you helping me?

349
00:26:30,905 --> 00:26:33,943
Well, it's almost like
you're my father-in-law, ain't it?

350
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:36,619
See? This is how it's gonna be.

351
00:26:36,705 --> 00:26:41,063
Spike'll even take care of you
while I'm at the magic shop.

352
00:26:41,145 --> 00:26:43,944
From now on, we're a family.

353
00:26:46,745 --> 00:26:49,544
It's all right. I have more Scotch.

354
00:27:12,185 --> 00:27:14,062
Hey, Buffy-

355
00:27:14,345 --> 00:27:18,225
- What's up?
- Riley, look. Aren't they beautiful?

356
00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:22,222
Uh... yeah, they're nice.

357
00:27:22,305 --> 00:27:25,457
A little dressy maybe, for school, but...

358
00:27:27,185 --> 00:27:29,301
- Riley.
- Buffy?

359
00:27:30,265 --> 00:27:32,256
I really like you.

360
00:27:32,345 --> 00:27:36,179
I hope you know that you mean a lot to me,
and if things were different...

361
00:27:36,265 --> 00:27:38,256
Different than what?

362
00:27:39,665 --> 00:27:42,783
I want you to promise me
that we can always be friends.

363
00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:45,300
And I'd really like you to be there on the day.

364
00:27:45,385 --> 00:27:47,695
- The day when...
- The wedding!

365
00:27:47,785 --> 00:27:50,299
- The wedding. What wedding?
- My wedding!

366
00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:53,298
I'm getting married. Can you believe it?

367
00:27:53,385 --> 00:27:56,537
- I don't think no is a strong enough word.
- I know! It's crazy!

368
00:27:56,625 --> 00:28:00,414
I mean, we fought
for all these years and then...

369
00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:03,384
Sometimes you just look at someone...

370
00:28:03,465 --> 00:28:05,854
- ..and you know, you know?
- No.

371
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:10,974
I think maybe we fought because we couldn't
admit how we really felt about each other.

372
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:13,341
- Can we start again?
- You'll really like him.

373
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,861
- Well, nobody really likes him.
- I need to clear a few things up.

374
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,141
- <i>I</i> don't even really like him.
- Buffy.

375
00:28:19,225 --> 00:28:22,934
But I love him. I do.

376
00:28:23,025 --> 00:28:25,096
- Who?
- What?

377
00:28:25,185 --> 00:28:26,459
- What's his name?
- Who?

378
00:28:26,545 --> 00:28:28,377
- The groom.
- Spike.

379
00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:30,058
- That's a name?
- Don't be mad.

380
00:28:30,145 --> 00:28:31,658
- I'm not mad.
- No, you are mad!

381
00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:34,259
No, I am. I really...

382
00:28:35,385 --> 00:28:38,104
Wow. Who is this guy? Does he go here?

383
00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:41,541
- Spike? Oh, no, he's totally old!
- Old.

384
00:28:41,865 --> 00:28:44,778
- Well, not as old as my last boyfriend was.
- OK.

385
00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:50,100
It's late, and I'm... I'm very tired now...

386
00:28:50,185 --> 00:28:56,056
...so I'm just gonna go far away and be... away.

387
00:28:56,665 --> 00:28:59,737
- But...
- No. Stay.

388
00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,700
You're ruining my happy day.

389
00:29:09,425 --> 00:29:11,814
That's OK, Mom.
We don't need any more snacks.

390
00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:16,662
- I liked those Fruit Roll-Ups.
- Sh. I thought she'd never clear out.

391
00:29:16,745 --> 00:29:20,454
Besides, just think of my lips
as the Fruit Roll-Ups of love.

392
00:29:22,065 --> 00:29:24,056
OK, that was gross.

393
00:29:24,145 --> 00:29:27,137
I'm a little distracted. Willow was really upset.

394
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:30,538
I shouldn't have let her go away mad.

395
00:29:38,825 --> 00:29:41,499
- Regaining focus.
- We just got rid of your mom.

396
00:29:41,585 --> 00:29:43,656
Let's not bring Willow into this.

397
00:29:44,025 --> 00:29:46,016
It's time for just the two of us.

398
00:30:01,705 --> 00:30:06,176
No, no, it's the Pargo demon.
Drowning is the only way to kill it.

399
00:30:15,345 --> 00:30:17,905
What the hell is going on?

400
00:30:20,025 --> 00:30:22,096
<i>(Buffy hums “The Wedding March“)</i>

401
00:30:28,425 --> 00:30:33,181
So the plan is to cure my total,
incapacitating blindness tomorrow, is it?

402
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:39,257
They were out of tagis root at the magic shop.
They'll have more tomorrow. I'm on top of it.

403
00:30:39,345 --> 00:30:44,499
- Aren't they a perfect little us?
- I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human.

404
00:30:44,585 --> 00:30:49,455
Ooh, red paint. We could smear a little
on the mouth? The blood of the innocent.

405
00:30:49,545 --> 00:30:51,536
That's my girl.

406
00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:56,338
Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking.

407
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,935
Honey, we need to talk about the invitations.

408
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,575
Now, do you wanna be
"William the Bloody" or just "Spike"?

409
00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:07,894
Cos either way,
it's gonna look majorly weird.

410
00:31:07,985 --> 00:31:11,740
Whereas the name Buffy
gives it that touch of classic elegance.

411
00:31:11,825 --> 00:31:14,419
- What's wrong with Buffy?
- Such a good question.

412
00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,384
- It's a terrible name.
- My mother gave me that name.

413
00:31:17,465 --> 00:31:21,254
- Your mother. Yeah, she's a genius.
- Don't you start in on my mother.

414
00:31:22,905 --> 00:31:25,579
Board up the windows
and barricade the doors.

415
00:31:25,665 --> 00:31:28,544
- What's going on?
- Demons. They keep coming and coming.

416
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:33,176
I think we lost them, but I couldn't see.
Spike! He's all untied!

417
00:31:33,265 --> 00:31:35,461
Which you probably noticed.

418
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,936
Calm down. If you lost them,
that'll give us time to figure this out.

419
00:31:39,025 --> 00:31:41,665
Maybe the demons have
something to do with Giles being blind.

420
00:31:41,745 --> 00:31:43,895
Giles is blind?

421
00:31:44,345 --> 00:31:47,815
Stop whatever you're doing.
You smell like Fruit Roll-Ups.

422
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:52,854
This is the crack team that foils
my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

423
00:31:52,945 --> 00:31:55,778
Spike's right. We really should get organised.

424
00:31:55,865 --> 00:31:58,141
Why are you holding hands?

425
00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:01,620
They have to hear it sooner or later.

426
00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:04,015
Spike and I are getting married!

427
00:32:04,105 --> 00:32:06,221
How? What?

428
00:32:06,305 --> 00:32:09,104
- How?
- Three excellent questions.

429
00:32:09,185 --> 00:32:11,381
What are you looking at?

430
00:32:11,465 --> 00:32:13,456
The man I love.

431
00:32:16,745 --> 00:32:18,736
Can I be blind, too?

432
00:32:20,545 --> 00:32:22,695
Wait. "Married"...

433
00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,821
I know something. What is it?

434
00:32:26,865 --> 00:32:30,142
Everything's so familiar.
Work, brain, work!

435
00:32:31,105 --> 00:32:33,779
Oh! Oh, oh! Willow!

436
00:32:34,105 --> 00:32:36,335
Mm. What about Willow? Honey, get off.

437
00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:41,056
Something about Willow and her griefy,
"poor me" mood swings. So, so tired of it.

438
00:32:41,145 --> 00:32:43,136
I don't have to be nice about her any more?

439
00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:45,580
We're all tired of it,
but what does it matter?

440
00:32:45,865 --> 00:32:49,654
She told me I was a demon magnet
and you two should get married.

441
00:32:49,745 --> 00:32:53,215
- And that I didn't see anything.
- She did a spell.

442
00:32:53,425 --> 00:32:57,976
Yes. To have her will done.
Whatever she says is coming true.

443
00:32:58,065 --> 00:33:01,820
You both were affected. I probably only
escaped because I'm the Slayer.

444
00:33:01,905 --> 00:33:03,896
Some kind of natural immunity.

445
00:33:03,985 --> 00:33:07,740
Right. You're marrying Spike
because you're so right for each other.

446
00:33:07,825 --> 00:33:11,341
- Xander!
- That's it. You're off the usher list.

447
00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:14,702
Willow is out there. She probably
doesn't know what she's doing.

448
00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:18,335
- We gotta find her.
- Before somebody gets really hurt.

449
00:33:31,905 --> 00:33:36,900
- Why does he have to come?
- Spike will be my husband. I want him here.

450
00:33:36,985 --> 00:33:39,784
I agree with Xander.
It's work for people who aren't us.

451
00:33:39,865 --> 00:33:42,379
Spike, these are my friends.
Besides, it's my job.

452
00:33:42,465 --> 00:33:45,298
- For now.
- What? You want me to stop working?

453
00:33:45,385 --> 00:33:48,901
Do I want you to give up killing my
friends? I've given it some thought.

454
00:33:51,825 --> 00:33:54,135
- This was burned.
- D'Hoffryn.

455
00:33:54,225 --> 00:33:56,614
- Bastard. He's opened a portal here.
- Who?

456
00:33:56,705 --> 00:34:01,541
Ooh! Fluffy. Wear this to the
rehearsal dinner and the whole thing's off.

457
00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,184
Shut up, honey.

458
00:34:03,265 --> 00:34:06,576
D'Hoffryn. He made me
a demon 1120 years ago.

459
00:34:06,665 --> 00:34:09,896
- Why would he attack Willow?
- I don't believe he did.

460
00:34:10,185 --> 00:34:12,415
You have much anger and pain.

461
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:19,534
Your magic is strong, but your pain... it's
like a scream that pierces dimensional walls.

462
00:34:19,865 --> 00:34:22,254
We heard your call.

463
00:34:22,345 --> 00:34:25,895
I'm sorry. I'll try for a quiet rage.

464
00:34:26,585 --> 00:34:28,576
Bye.

465
00:34:28,665 --> 00:34:33,057
Our intention is not to quash your potential.
Quite the contrary.

466
00:34:37,585 --> 00:34:40,782
I'd been dumped, I was miserable,
doing a few vengeance spells.

467
00:34:40,865 --> 00:34:44,460
- Boils on the penis, nothing fancy.
- Please skip ahead.

468
00:34:44,545 --> 00:34:47,059
D'Hoffryn got wind of me.
He offered to elevate me.

469
00:34:47,145 --> 00:34:49,864
- Meaning?
- They made me a demon.

470
00:34:49,945 --> 00:34:53,461
Oh, God. Willow. But you can summon him
from his crypt and make him stop?

471
00:34:53,545 --> 00:34:57,061
- Isn't this a perfect place for pictures?
- I'm not posing for chuff all.

472
00:34:57,145 --> 00:34:59,102
- (growling)
- Hey. Demon.

473
00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:08,497
OK, listen. Now we're gonna do this
without destroying the foliage.

474
00:35:23,825 --> 00:35:25,816
Let's go!

475
00:35:33,705 --> 00:35:35,662
(Buffy) Spike!

476
00:35:42,745 --> 00:35:44,622
Blessed be the name of D'Hoffryn.

477
00:35:44,705 --> 00:35:49,575
Let this space be now a gateway to the world
of Arashmahar, where demons respond.

478
00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:54,297
The pain and suffering you brought
upon those you love has been inspired.

479
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:57,343
You are ready to join us here in Arashmahar.

480
00:35:57,425 --> 00:35:59,621
Pain? What pain?

481
00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:03,660
- Buffy!
- Not doing well here.

482
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,941
We come in supplication.

483
00:36:06,025 --> 00:36:08,858
We bend as the reed in the flow of, uh...

484
00:36:08,945 --> 00:36:12,495
No, wait. We come in the flow of... Argh!

485
00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:15,217
Blessed be the name of D'Hoffryn.

486
00:36:18,145 --> 00:36:22,776
They're strong and I can't fight.
If they get in, I don't know if I can protect you.

487
00:36:22,865 --> 00:36:26,824
- You think you have to protect me?
- Oh, not with the Girl Power bit!

488
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:09,658
Oh, God! But I didn't mean to!

489
00:37:09,745 --> 00:37:13,579
But you did. This is the result of your power.

490
00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,781
You will make a fine vengeance demon.

491
00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:18,220
No, please! You have to help them.

492
00:37:18,305 --> 00:37:20,979
It is not my concern.

493
00:37:21,385 --> 00:37:24,138
You are my interest in this matter.

494
00:37:25,305 --> 00:37:28,582
Really... no offence intended...

495
00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:33,057
I mean, you've been super-nice and
everything, but I don't wanna be a demon.

496
00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:35,375
I just wanna go back and help my friends.

497
00:37:35,665 --> 00:37:37,895
- That is your answer?
- It is.

498
00:37:39,145 --> 00:37:41,136
I'm sorry to hear that.

499
00:37:42,425 --> 00:37:45,304
Oh, well. Here is my talisman.

500
00:37:46,065 --> 00:37:48,978
You change your mind, give us a chant.

501
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:02,021
Honey!

502
00:38:02,105 --> 00:38:04,699
Oh, Spike, are you OK?

503
00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:08,381
Slayer.

504
00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,817
A little help here!

505
00:38:20,945 --> 00:38:23,619
Let the healing power begin.

506
00:38:23,705 --> 00:38:25,981
Let my will be safe again.

507
00:38:26,065 --> 00:38:30,696
As these words of peace are spoken,
let this harmful spell be broken.

508
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:43,824
- Urgh!
- Oh! Bloody hell!

509
00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:47,662
Spike lips! Lips of Spike!

510
00:38:55,505 --> 00:38:57,416
Hi, guys.

511
00:39:00,745 --> 00:39:03,134
How long are you
going to keep making these?

512
00:39:03,225 --> 00:39:06,456
Oh, until I don't feel so horribly guilty.

513
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,980
I figure, about a million chips from now.

514
00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:11,944
Also, I have to detail Giles's car.

515
00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,535
- Time.
- Aha.

516
00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,743
- Five past two. Clear as day.
- Look, cookies.

517
00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:23,181
A very not-evil thing I did. Oatmeal?

518
00:39:24,025 --> 00:39:27,177
Yes, very funny.
They're chocolate chip. I can see them.

519
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:31,623
I still need my glasses, though. You could
be more specific and give me 20/20.

520
00:39:31,705 --> 00:39:33,696
Eat a cookie, ease my pain?

521
00:39:35,425 --> 00:39:37,416
Mm. Better?

522
00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:43,458
Well, baking lifts about 30 per cent of my
guilt, but only 7 per cent of my inner turmoil.

523
00:39:43,665 --> 00:39:46,942
- Guess that'll just take a while.
- It'll happen.

524
00:39:48,865 --> 00:39:50,822
- Don't I get a cookie?
- No.

525
00:39:51,425 --> 00:39:53,621
Well, I gotta have something.

526
00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:57,858
- I still have Buffy taste in my mouth.
- You're a pig, Spike.

527
00:39:58,585 --> 00:40:04,217
Yeah? Well, I'm not the one who wanted
"Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance.

528
00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:10,104
That was the spell.

529
00:40:17,065 --> 00:40:19,295
Did I mention about the sorry part?

530
00:40:19,705 --> 00:40:22,140
We may be into a forgetting spell later.

531
00:40:23,345 --> 00:40:26,144
I loved him. We were betrothed.

532
00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:29,255
Well, at least you were getting along.

533
00:40:29,465 --> 00:40:33,857
But we weren't. It wasn't even nice.
And the bad-boy thing? Over it.

534
00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:40,738
OK, I totally get it. I'd be really happy to be in
a nice relationship with a decent, reliable...

535
00:40:40,825 --> 00:40:44,022
- Oh, my God! Riley thinks I'm engaged.
- What?

536
00:40:44,105 --> 00:40:47,541
Riley! He saw me.
What the hell am I gonna say to him?

537
00:40:48,465 --> 00:40:52,220
- You thought I was serious?
- Well, no...

538
00:40:53,705 --> 00:40:56,777
- You weren't serious?
- Oh, God, please!

539
00:40:56,865 --> 00:40:59,823
- I'm marrying a guy named Spike?
- Maybe.

540
00:40:59,905 --> 00:41:02,704
We haven't known each other that long.

541
00:41:02,785 --> 00:41:07,655
No, I saw that fear in your eyes when you
caught me looking at wedding dresses.

542
00:41:07,745 --> 00:41:11,784
- I had to give you a hard time.
- I did not have fear in my eyes.

543
00:41:11,865 --> 00:41:17,861
Yes, you did. You were looking at me
like I was a cartoon ball and chain.

544
00:41:17,945 --> 00:41:21,381
So you decided to tell me
you were getting married?

545
00:41:21,785 --> 00:41:23,344
Uh-huh.

546
00:41:23,425 --> 00:41:26,497
- So... you're insane?
- Uh-huh.

547
00:41:28,305 --> 00:41:30,501
But you're still single?

548
00:41:30,585 --> 00:41:33,099
Yes.

549
00:41:33,185 --> 00:41:37,497
OK, then. Just another
little piece of the Buffy puzzle.

550
00:41:38,385 --> 00:41:41,423
You really have a lot
to learn about women, Riley.

551
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:48,855
You're gonna teach me.

552
00:42:04,745 --> 00:42:08,864
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553
00:42:31,505 --> 00:42:33,496
Urgh! Argh!

554
00:42:38,105 --> 00:42:40,096
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