1 00:00:02,305 --> 00:00:04,945 Previously on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer“: 2 00:00:05,025 --> 00:00:06,504 Remove your clothing now. 3 00:00:06,585 --> 00:00:10,374 Relationship. What kind do we have, and what is it progressing toward? 4 00:00:10,705 --> 00:00:12,457 They don't even know I exist. 5 00:00:12,545 --> 00:00:18,496 I just like having something that's just, you know, mine. 6 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,580 I am, you know. 7 00:00:21,665 --> 00:00:23,463 What? 8 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,018 Yours. 9 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:34,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 10 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,854 OK, you get Fang, I'll get Horny. 11 00:01:09,945 --> 00:01:11,140 I mean... 12 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,024 (Buffy sighs) 13 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:42,144 Vampire-demon tag team. Who says we can't all get along? 14 00:01:42,225 --> 00:01:45,502 - I don't recall ever seeing that before. - Cos it never happens. 15 00:01:45,585 --> 00:01:47,974 Vamps... hate demons. 16 00:01:48,785 --> 00:01:53,382 It's like stripes and polka dots. Major clashing. 17 00:01:53,465 --> 00:01:58,335 - So, I guess we should tell Giles about this. - Right. 18 00:01:58,505 --> 00:02:01,861 I mean, it's the kind of thing he'd... wanna know about. 19 00:02:02,105 --> 00:02:02,936 Uh-huh. 20 00:02:03,025 --> 00:02:06,097 - Like... as soon as possible. - As soon as possible. 21 00:02:07,825 --> 00:02:12,422 I mean it now. First thing... in the morning... we go tell Giles. 22 00:02:12,505 --> 00:02:14,382 First thing. Good plan. 23 00:05:08,185 --> 00:05:10,142 (dripping) 24 00:05:17,305 --> 00:05:19,694 (ice-cream van jingle) 25 00:05:22,705 --> 00:05:27,017 Aw, come on! Big party at Riley's house. It's gonna be fun. 26 00:05:27,105 --> 00:05:30,621 - Why don't you wanna go? - You know why not. 27 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:35,859 Those Initiative men make me not comfortable. And you don't care. 28 00:05:35,945 --> 00:05:40,223 They don't know you're an ex-demon. And we don't know they'd care even if they did know. 29 00:05:40,305 --> 00:05:42,296 Which they're not gonna find out. 30 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:45,901 Anyway, they'll be too busy flirtin' with girls to notice you. 31 00:05:45,985 --> 00:05:50,183 So, you don't think I'm desirable enough to be flirted with? 32 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:53,178 - Is that it? - I'm just not gonna win here, am I? 33 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:58,056 - You don't find me attractive any more. - What? I think you're gorgeous. 34 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:02,816 Oh, really? Well, then, why didn't we have sex last night? 35 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:06,296 Is that what this is about? We've gone other nights without sex. 36 00:06:06,465 --> 00:06:08,456 I know. Twice! 37 00:06:09,145 --> 00:06:13,378 - I can't believe we're breaking up! - Breaking? We're not! 38 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:15,615 - Are we? - Of course we are. 39 00:06:15,705 --> 00:06:20,381 You've obviously grown tired of me. I've seen it happen to many women over the centuries. 40 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:22,775 I just never thought it would happen to me. 41 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:26,381 Anya, there's a lot more to you and me than the sex. 42 00:06:26,985 --> 00:06:28,544 Well, there should be. 43 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:32,903 A relationship is something that you work at. Work through. Together. 44 00:06:33,385 --> 00:06:35,945 I don't understand. I'm pretty, I'm young. 45 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:39,177 I mean, why didn't you take advantage of me? 46 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:43,816 - Is something wrong with your body? - There's nothing wrong with my body. 47 00:06:43,905 --> 00:06:45,896 Well, there must be. 48 00:06:45,985 --> 00:06:49,615 I saw that wrinkled man on TV talking about erectile dysfunction... 49 00:06:49,705 --> 00:06:51,742 Whoa! Hey! 50 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:55,420 All systems go here. No function problem, OK? 51 00:06:57,505 --> 00:07:02,375 You want sex? Let's have sex. Right here. Hot, sweaty, big sex. 52 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:12,104 (Giles) There's always been discord between them. 53 00:07:12,505 --> 00:07:15,816 And yet you say the vampire went to the demon's aid. 54 00:07:15,905 --> 00:07:17,976 The two of them were working as a team? 55 00:07:18,065 --> 00:07:20,898 Everything except patting each other on the behind. 56 00:07:20,985 --> 00:07:23,022 Extraordinarily odd. 57 00:07:23,105 --> 00:07:28,225 As a rule, demons have no empathy for any other species other than their own. 58 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:35,741 Most think of vampires as abominations. Mixing with human blood and all. 59 00:07:35,825 --> 00:07:40,058 - So what brought these two together? - Not what. Who. 60 00:07:41,065 --> 00:07:42,863 - Adam? - (Buffy) Think about it. 61 00:07:42,945 --> 00:07:47,257 Who better to bring together demon types than someone made out of demon types? 62 00:07:47,345 --> 00:07:50,417 So he's, um, bridging the gap between the races. 63 00:07:50,505 --> 00:07:53,338 Huh! Like Martin Luther King. 64 00:07:54,785 --> 00:08:00,098 I suggest that over the next few nights you two concentrate your patrol in that same area. 65 00:08:00,185 --> 00:08:04,019 If there's any other peculiar pairings or groupings, you let me know. 66 00:08:04,265 --> 00:08:09,339 I'll tell the squad as well. They're patrolling. We'll have a reserve unit out during the party. 67 00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:11,780 - Party? - Tomorrow. We're havin' a thing. 68 00:08:12,065 --> 00:08:15,217 - At a time like this? Whose idea was that? - Mine. 69 00:08:15,305 --> 00:08:18,855 The boys are pretty ragged. Need to let off steam. 70 00:08:18,945 --> 00:08:21,778 - Point taken. - You're welcome to come. 71 00:08:21,865 --> 00:08:27,178 Well, much as I, er, long for a good kegger, I have other plans. 72 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:30,735 - The Espresso Pump. - (Tara) What are you doing there? 73 00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:35,296 I'm, um... it's a meeting of grown-ups. 74 00:08:35,385 --> 00:08:38,218 It couldn't possibly be of any interest to you lot. 75 00:08:38,305 --> 00:08:41,423 Buffy, hey, look at the time. Don't you have a class? 76 00:08:41,505 --> 00:08:46,500 - Yeah, in about 20 minutes. - Yeah, but I have that... thing. 77 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:50,374 Right, that... thing we could squeeze in before. 78 00:08:50,465 --> 00:08:51,535 Bye! 79 00:08:53,105 --> 00:08:55,176 They're probably going to... 80 00:08:55,265 --> 00:08:58,781 Yes, thank you, Willow. I did attend a university in the Mesozoic era. 81 00:08:58,865 --> 00:09:00,856 I do remember what it's like. 82 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:13,904 - Didn't we fix the furnace? It's freezing! - I'll call in the a.m., get somebody to come. 83 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:15,862 (moaning) 84 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:18,824 When do these two come up for air? 85 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,896 Slaves to the rhythm! 86 00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:44,334 - It should've warmed up by now. - I built this an hour ago. It's still an icebox. 87 00:09:44,425 --> 00:09:48,737 Don't bother, Mason. We got a couple of heat generators pumpin' away upstairs. 88 00:10:24,265 --> 00:10:25,664 Jesus! 89 00:10:30,305 --> 00:10:32,421 Call an ambulance! Get help! 90 00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:47,860 Agh! 91 00:10:48,425 --> 00:10:50,416 Oh. It's you. 92 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:54,935 Spike! What are you doing? You made me yell really high. 93 00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,824 Hey! Yeah, I did. I scared you. 94 00:11:00,225 --> 00:11:03,900 - Give me money. - I'm not paying you for scaring me. 95 00:11:03,985 --> 00:11:08,377 - You're not paying me. I'm robbing you. - Oh, that's just ludicrous. 96 00:11:08,665 --> 00:11:14,297 You can't hurt me - you got a chip in your brain. And I like my money when it's mine. 97 00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:15,784 (spike growls) 98 00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:19,745 Oh, now come on. You're not even bumpy any more. 99 00:11:19,825 --> 00:11:21,543 Oh. 100 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:24,743 I was just a minute ago. Hang on. Get me mad again. 101 00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:28,816 Does this really work? Scaring people into giving you their money? 102 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,294 Yeah, it works. Keeps me in blood and beers. 103 00:11:31,385 --> 00:11:33,820 Plus it's funny, watching the little humans quail. 104 00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:38,263 - Now I understand why you're friendless. - Look who's talking! 105 00:11:38,345 --> 00:11:40,814 I don't see Droopy Boy on your arm. 106 00:11:41,505 --> 00:11:43,542 Did he have better things to do? 107 00:11:59,745 --> 00:12:02,544 You're kidding? Mason requested to go on patrol? 108 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:05,344 He didn't want the girls to see his eyebrows burnt off. 109 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,143 He's lucky that's all he lost. 110 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,785 You should've seen it, Rye. It was weird as hell. 111 00:12:09,865 --> 00:12:10,821 Mm-hm. 112 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:15,944 How many kids? 113 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:19,177 I don't know. A whole herd of 'em. And some parents to boot. 114 00:12:19,265 --> 00:12:22,018 It's kind of embarrassing - welcome to the life with Anya. 115 00:12:22,105 --> 00:12:27,498 - You don't know if she's coming tonight? - I'm thinking no. She was... pretty upset. 116 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:30,816 Which makes me wonder, is it me? Am I the crazy one? 117 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,376 Uh-huh. Absolutely. 118 00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:40,063 Hey, Buffy, this might be a good time to mention that someone, so not me... 119 00:12:40,145 --> 00:12:44,901 ...spilled something purply on your peasant top, which I'd never borrow without asking. 120 00:12:44,985 --> 00:12:47,454 - Still love me? - Uh-huh. 121 00:12:49,745 --> 00:12:51,736 Huh? What about my peasant top? 122 00:12:52,585 --> 00:12:55,418 - Nothin'. - Xander was just talking about Anya. 123 00:12:55,505 --> 00:12:57,178 Oh, it's nothing much. 124 00:12:57,265 --> 00:13:00,815 Just feeling glad that a certain ex-demon doesn't have any powers. 125 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,499 (Anya) Boy, I miss those powers. 126 00:13:04,905 --> 00:13:07,545 Yeah. Tell me about it. 127 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:12,219 A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. 128 00:13:12,305 --> 00:13:17,175 Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler. 129 00:13:17,585 --> 00:13:20,896 You know, you take the killing for granted. 130 00:13:21,665 --> 00:13:23,861 And then it's gone, and you're like... 131 00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:30,102 I wish I'd appreciated it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses, you know? 132 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:33,541 Yeah. Now everything's complicated. 133 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:37,061 It's a terrible thing, love is. I've been there myself. 134 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,380 - Ended badly. - Of course it did. It always does. 135 00:13:41,465 --> 00:13:43,934 I've seen a thousand relationships. 136 00:13:44,025 --> 00:13:49,179 First there's the love and sex. Then there's nothing left but the vengeance. 137 00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,256 It's how it works. 138 00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:56,743 You and I should just go do the vengeance. Both of us. 139 00:13:56,825 --> 00:14:01,501 You eviscerate Xander and I'll stake Dru. Like a project. 140 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:06,695 I don't know. I just can't. 141 00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,696 But you can go do Dru, though. 142 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,776 Yeah. I will. 143 00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,496 Maybe later. 144 00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:26,385 See, the thing they're afraid to teach us about is the inherent sensuality of language. 145 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:30,902 You learn French and they make it all about conjugations and fronted vowels... 146 00:14:30,985 --> 00:14:34,376 ...but nobody really talks about... you know... 147 00:14:34,985 --> 00:14:36,896 ...the way language tastes. 148 00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:40,376 You know, the way it feels rolling over your tongue. 149 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:45,335 I mean, just think about "car" versus "voiture". 150 00:14:46,305 --> 00:14:47,898 Oh! 151 00:14:50,385 --> 00:14:52,342 - Wow! - Are you all right? 152 00:14:52,545 --> 00:14:54,138 I'm fine! I... 153 00:14:54,345 --> 00:14:56,814 Oh! Oh, my God! 154 00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:59,576 Wow. Wow. 155 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,619 - You really like French! - Yeah, well... 156 00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:06,136 Ahh! 157 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,544 Lowell House. 1962. 158 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,296 Yes. 159 00:15:17,385 --> 00:15:19,137 I'm just... 160 00:15:19,225 --> 00:15:23,696 ...you know, impressing you with my knowledge of local history. 161 00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,378 Or my knowledge of reading. 162 00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:28,344 And you didn't even have to sound anything out. 163 00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:32,020 You should see me add short columns of small numbers. 164 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,456 You're funny. 165 00:15:36,025 --> 00:15:38,016 Thanks. 166 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:43,657 That is, funny "how amusing", or funny "back away and avoid eye contact"? 167 00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:47,176 Kinda both. 168 00:15:48,745 --> 00:15:53,421 - Who are you here with? - Right now I seem to be here with you. 169 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,895 Hey, can we...? 170 00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:04,343 I, um, need you to take a look at an essay for a class. 171 00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:06,063 That essay. Right. 172 00:16:06,145 --> 00:16:07,658 Here. 173 00:16:07,745 --> 00:16:12,455 I'll catch you guys in a minute. There's an essay I gotta look at. 174 00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:15,139 And I'm the one who got a D in covert ops. 175 00:16:18,025 --> 00:16:21,655 - Hey, Evan, come here. You gotta see this. - I'm gettin' a beer. 176 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:27,058 No, no, no. First,just put your hand right here. 177 00:16:27,145 --> 00:16:29,421 OK. Somehow this is a trick, I know it. 178 00:16:31,145 --> 00:16:32,897 Now stay. 179 00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:35,101 Don't move. 180 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,065 Whoa! 181 00:16:38,585 --> 00:16:40,781 What is that? 182 00:16:41,905 --> 00:16:43,896 I kinda feel... 183 00:16:45,585 --> 00:16:47,098 God! 184 00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:49,176 Oh, God! 185 00:16:51,065 --> 00:16:56,094 Horses. Like, big, tall... teeth-that-could-take-your-arm-off horses? 186 00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:59,541 Well, sure. I learned to ride when I was a kid. It's fun. 187 00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:03,505 And, by the way, most horses don't like arm very much. 188 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:07,981 I had a bad birthday-party-pony thing when I was four. 189 00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:11,137 I look at horses and I see really big ponies. 190 00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:15,776 You should ride with me sometime. I guarantee safety and fun. 191 00:17:15,865 --> 00:17:18,664 Well, if you promise you'll look after me. 192 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:21,854 Don't touch me! That's... 193 00:17:21,945 --> 00:17:23,936 ..disgusting! 194 00:17:24,305 --> 00:17:27,457 Tara... what's the matter? 195 00:17:28,305 --> 00:17:30,421 I don't... I don't know. 196 00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:32,894 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... 197 00:17:33,265 --> 00:17:38,021 - Are you feeling OK? - I'm fine. I just wanna... go to the bathroom. 198 00:17:46,385 --> 00:17:49,184 Hey. I know these guys from somewhere. 199 00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:53,864 Initiative soldiers. They live here. Experiments happen under the house. 200 00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:56,255 It's where they put in your chip. Let's have fun! 201 00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:58,143 You brought me here? 202 00:17:58,225 --> 00:18:01,661 Anya? What are you doing? You brought him here? 203 00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:04,618 That's what I said! Only I hit the "here" part. 204 00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:10,861 Anya, we had a little fight. It just means we have to work our way through some stuff. 205 00:18:10,945 --> 00:18:14,142 It doesn't mean we rebound with the evil undead. 206 00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:16,978 And what have you been doing with him, anyway? 207 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:21,821 Who's the puffed-up manly man, all splotchy and possessive? 208 00:18:21,905 --> 00:18:24,055 It's not very convincing, is it? 209 00:18:24,465 --> 00:18:27,742 I see now what you said about him earlier. No follow-through. 210 00:18:27,825 --> 00:18:30,021 Hey! What a surprise! 211 00:18:30,105 --> 00:18:33,939 Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17? 212 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,254 Xander, stop! 213 00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:47,300 Well, may be some fun to be had in the lion's den after all. 214 00:18:47,385 --> 00:18:50,298 You two keep scraping. I'll find the liquor. 215 00:18:50,385 --> 00:18:53,104 Anya, what are you doin' with him? 216 00:18:53,185 --> 00:18:57,463 We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now - not have sex. 217 00:18:57,545 --> 00:19:02,745 You're overreacting. We had a fight. But see, it's OK. It's normal. 218 00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:07,217 Yes. It's the normal part of ending a relationship, before the vengeance begins. 219 00:19:07,305 --> 00:19:09,262 Right. No! 220 00:19:09,345 --> 00:19:11,814 - Vengeance? - Relax, I'm not going to do it. 221 00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:15,899 It's just that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. 222 00:19:15,985 --> 00:19:20,661 And now I don't even have that! So I get to say when it's done. And it's done. 223 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,261 You know what? You don't deserve to be the one to walk away from this. 224 00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:27,975 I've put up with a hell of a lot from you, much of that in the last minute... 225 00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,818 ...and if anyone gets to be the one to leave, it's me. 226 00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:33,101 - You're leaving me? - Yes. I am. 227 00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:36,177 - Where are you going? - To enjoy the party. 228 00:19:37,505 --> 00:19:39,462 Well, then, I'm staying too... 229 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:42,901 ...to show you how much I'm not bothered by you having fun! 230 00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:46,216 - Because I'll be having more fun! - I'm having fun already! 231 00:19:46,305 --> 00:19:47,704 Me too! 232 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:49,184 Whoo-hoo! 233 00:19:59,705 --> 00:20:01,025 Huh! 234 00:20:01,105 --> 00:20:05,178 Sometimes I just don't get the sophisticated college lifestyle. 235 00:20:27,105 --> 00:20:29,745 Gee, it's a good thing Mom's out. We'd be in trouble. 236 00:20:36,505 --> 00:20:39,179 Hey, buddy. You look familiar. 237 00:20:39,265 --> 00:20:41,336 Yeah. I get that a lot. 238 00:20:51,865 --> 00:20:53,264 Hey, Xander. 239 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,496 Julie! 240 00:20:56,745 --> 00:20:59,783 OK. This, then, would be the kissing. 241 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,457 Very smooth cheek you have there. Do you exfoliate? 242 00:21:13,385 --> 00:21:14,375 Whoa! 243 00:21:17,465 --> 00:21:19,456 Julie! What? 244 00:21:21,025 --> 00:21:23,016 I'm sorry. I didn't... 245 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,499 I'm sorry! 246 00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,699 (student) Oh... my... God! 247 00:21:45,065 --> 00:21:46,863 Oh! Oh! 248 00:21:47,545 --> 00:21:50,742 Touch it! Oh! Oh! 249 00:21:55,745 --> 00:21:57,543 (Julie sobbing) 250 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,583 - I'm bad. I'm bad. - Hi. Um... 251 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:03,815 - You OK? - (sobbing) 252 00:22:04,905 --> 00:22:06,498 Julie? 253 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,658 I'm bad. 254 00:22:10,305 --> 00:22:11,898 I'm bad. 255 00:22:12,225 --> 00:22:13,818 I'm bad. 256 00:22:14,145 --> 00:22:15,544 I'm bad. 257 00:22:15,785 --> 00:22:17,184 I'm bad. 258 00:22:17,345 --> 00:22:18,938 I'm bad. 259 00:22:21,225 --> 00:22:23,421 Tara? It's me. 260 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,936 Tara? 261 00:22:31,985 --> 00:22:32,895 Tara? 262 00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:28,695 Argh! 263 00:23:31,705 --> 00:23:33,343 Was that Willow? 264 00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:35,018 I don't know. 265 00:23:35,705 --> 00:23:37,503 Doesn't matter. 266 00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:47,662 Hey, guys, that girl Julie, she's freakin' out. 267 00:23:48,865 --> 00:23:50,663 Is anyone friends with Julie? 268 00:23:54,425 --> 00:23:55,824 Xander? 269 00:23:56,305 --> 00:23:57,704 Tara? 270 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:01,974 Xander. Ghost Boy. Drowning in a tub. 271 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:07,299 I tried to save him, but, being a ghost already, well, I was way too late. 272 00:24:07,505 --> 00:24:09,496 A ghost? 273 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:12,896 What's the deal? ls every frat on this campus haunted? 274 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:17,775 And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties? Cos it's not the snacks. 275 00:24:18,385 --> 00:24:20,695 Tara, how are you? 276 00:24:20,785 --> 00:24:24,779 I'm OK, but... I don't like it here. This house... 277 00:24:24,865 --> 00:24:26,856 I think we should go. 278 00:24:35,305 --> 00:24:37,296 We need Buffy. 279 00:24:42,225 --> 00:24:43,420 Buffy? 280 00:24:43,505 --> 00:24:45,303 Buffy? Riley? 281 00:24:51,785 --> 00:24:52,661 Buffy! 282 00:24:57,265 --> 00:24:58,664 Buffy! 283 00:25:02,105 --> 00:25:03,618 Buffy! 284 00:25:24,425 --> 00:25:27,622 - (Riley) Do you wanna go back? - (Buffy) Never. 285 00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:30,216 Buffy! Riley! 286 00:25:30,305 --> 00:25:31,704 Buffy! 287 00:25:31,785 --> 00:25:33,742 We gotta get 'em outta there. 288 00:26:04,865 --> 00:26:07,983 Well, this party's starting to liven up after all. 289 00:26:17,425 --> 00:26:20,144 Graham! Help get these people to safety! 290 00:26:20,225 --> 00:26:21,659 Touch not the impure thing. 291 00:26:21,745 --> 00:26:25,625 For ye shall perish. Find salvation in the cross of our Lord and Saviour. 292 00:26:25,705 --> 00:26:26,900 Right. 293 00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:33,260 (computer) Retinal scan accepted. 294 00:26:53,785 --> 00:26:55,537 (screaming) 295 00:27:10,185 --> 00:27:12,415 Anya. Come on! 296 00:27:24,665 --> 00:27:26,702 Please, God, help me! 297 00:27:33,665 --> 00:27:38,057 We got trouble upstairs. Some sort of disembodied presence in the house. 298 00:27:38,145 --> 00:27:39,658 We've been paging you. 299 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:42,180 This thing must be scrambling the frequencies. 300 00:27:42,265 --> 00:27:47,055 Guard section 2, level 5 precautions. If the locking mechanisms malfunction... 301 00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:49,534 - ..you know what to do. - Got it. 302 00:27:49,905 --> 00:27:52,374 - You with me? - I'm good. 303 00:27:52,465 --> 00:27:54,536 Let's lock it down. 304 00:27:58,785 --> 00:28:00,856 - We have to go back in there. - Why? 305 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,421 Because Buffy and Riley are trapped. 306 00:28:03,505 --> 00:28:06,975 So? She's the Slayer, he's a soldier boy. What do they need you for? 307 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,176 Anya, look around. 308 00:28:09,265 --> 00:28:13,338 There's ghosts and shaking, and people are going all Felicity with their hair. 309 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,736 We're fresh out of superpeople and somebody's gotta go back in there. 310 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,304 Now who's with me? 311 00:28:18,945 --> 00:28:20,697 (Spike) I am . 312 00:28:21,225 --> 00:28:26,425 I know I'm not the first choice for heroics. And Buffy's tried to kill me more than once. 313 00:28:26,865 --> 00:28:30,301 And I don't fancy a single one of you at all. But... 314 00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:35,539 Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. 315 00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:39,736 I wonder if Asian House is open. 316 00:28:39,825 --> 00:28:43,341 - Xander, let's get outta here. - You wanna bail, fine. 317 00:28:43,425 --> 00:28:47,259 I'm goin' in there and I'm not comin' out until I bring my friend with me. 318 00:28:57,865 --> 00:29:01,221 Or... it could be Watcher time. 319 00:29:01,825 --> 00:29:03,338 We'll go to Giles. 320 00:29:03,425 --> 00:29:06,019 He isn't there. He was going to the Espresso Pump. 321 00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:10,015 Right. He told us not to come. He needed some grown-up time. 322 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:15,464 ♪ No one knows what it's like 323 00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:18,254 ♪ To be the bad man 324 00:29:19,545 --> 00:29:21,934 ♪ To be the sad man 325 00:29:23,905 --> 00:29:26,294 ♪ Behind blue eyes 326 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:31,462 ♪ No one knows what it's like 327 00:29:31,545 --> 00:29:33,422 ♪ To be hated... 328 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,415 Wow... 329 00:29:35,465 --> 00:29:36,660 Um... 330 00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:40,659 Could we go back to the haunted house? Because this is creeping me out. 331 00:29:40,745 --> 00:29:42,656 Does he do this a lot? 332 00:29:42,745 --> 00:29:46,898 Sure. Every day the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange. 333 00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:49,101 ♪ ..this empty 334 00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:55,819 ♪ As my conscience seems to be 335 00:29:58,265 --> 00:30:00,256 ♪ I have hours 336 00:30:02,065 --> 00:30:04,136 ♪ Only lonely 337 00:30:04,225 --> 00:30:08,105 Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him. 338 00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:10,654 Well, he is pretty good. 339 00:30:13,065 --> 00:30:14,783 His voice is pleasant. 340 00:30:15,505 --> 00:30:17,098 What? 341 00:30:17,185 --> 00:30:19,415 Oh, come on. It is kinda sexy. 342 00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:24,864 I'm fighting total mental breakdown here, Will. No more fuel in the fire, please. 343 00:30:25,265 --> 00:30:27,256 ♪ And I blame you 344 00:30:31,345 --> 00:30:33,336 (ghostlike cries) 345 00:30:50,185 --> 00:30:52,574 You're... you're too far away from me. 346 00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:55,456 I'm right here. 347 00:30:55,945 --> 00:30:58,937 You... have to... keep touching me. 348 00:31:00,185 --> 00:31:02,745 When you called to Buffy and Riley... 349 00:31:02,825 --> 00:31:05,658 ...they didn't cry out or respond in any way? 350 00:31:05,745 --> 00:31:07,736 No. They're probably dead. 351 00:31:07,825 --> 00:31:10,021 Unless they're too busy doin' it to answer. 352 00:31:10,105 --> 00:31:12,096 Doing what? 353 00:31:12,545 --> 00:31:16,539 You know, for a god of acoustic rock, you're... kind of naive. 354 00:31:17,305 --> 00:31:19,296 I didn't think you meant... 355 00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:23,738 In the midst of all that, do you really think they were keeping it up? 356 00:31:25,345 --> 00:31:27,859 - Oh, for a different phrasing. - That's the thing. 357 00:31:27,945 --> 00:31:32,303 People all over the party were starting to act... weird. Sexually. 358 00:31:32,665 --> 00:31:34,622 In what way? 359 00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:37,140 You know. Ways. 360 00:31:37,425 --> 00:31:42,340 Well, it could be some form of succubi, or a satyr's prank. 361 00:31:42,425 --> 00:31:46,305 It could even be energy coming from the lab beneath Lowell fraternity. 362 00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:49,138 It wasn't always a fraternity. Look. 363 00:31:49,545 --> 00:31:56,064 Between 1949 and 1960, the Lowell Home for Children housed upwards of 40 adolescents. 364 00:31:56,185 --> 00:32:01,055 Runaways, delinquents, and emotionally disturbed teenagers from the Sunnydale area. 365 00:32:01,145 --> 00:32:03,864 Children? Did any of them... 366 00:32:05,105 --> 00:32:06,698 ...die in there? 367 00:32:06,785 --> 00:32:11,575 If there were deaths, then perhaps we're dealing with a fairly standard haunting. 368 00:32:11,665 --> 00:32:15,898 It doesn't say. It's mostly about the old house director, Genevieve Holt. 369 00:32:16,145 --> 00:32:19,934 Sunnydale children's aide. 30 years of community service... 370 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:23,222 ...giving disadvantaged kids the love and care they deserve. 371 00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:25,496 When did she die? 372 00:32:26,265 --> 00:32:27,664 She didn't. 373 00:32:28,825 --> 00:32:31,419 No, no, I don't mind at all. I was up. 374 00:32:31,505 --> 00:32:36,022 Early morning prayer, of course. And I like talking about my kids. 375 00:32:36,105 --> 00:32:38,096 I still call them that. My kids. 376 00:32:38,185 --> 00:32:42,065 I suppose you were just like a mother to them. You did everything for them. 377 00:32:42,145 --> 00:32:47,015 Oh, yes. I fed them and clothed them. Educated them in the way of the Lord. 378 00:32:47,105 --> 00:32:49,824 - I was given a medal. - Yes. Wonderful. 379 00:32:49,905 --> 00:32:51,896 Congratulations. 380 00:32:52,225 --> 00:32:54,580 This'll sound a little strange, but... 381 00:32:54,665 --> 00:32:59,501 ...did you notice any odd disturbances in the house? 382 00:32:59,585 --> 00:33:01,303 I don't understand. 383 00:33:01,385 --> 00:33:05,060 Well, like furniture moving of its own accord... 384 00:33:05,145 --> 00:33:07,614 ...or objects appearing out of nowhere. 385 00:33:07,705 --> 00:33:11,141 Or perhaps you saw someone appear one moment... 386 00:33:11,225 --> 00:33:14,104 ...and then they were gone the next, inexplicably. 387 00:33:14,185 --> 00:33:16,859 Why, that sounds like crazy talk. 388 00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,175 Yes, it does, doesn't it? 389 00:33:19,265 --> 00:33:20,380 Um... 390 00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:24,095 Forgive me for asking this, but... the children in your care... 391 00:33:24,185 --> 00:33:28,418 ...were any of them ever ill, or did anything ever happen to any of them? 392 00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:33,979 Well, some had the flu and such. No one died, if that's what you mean. 393 00:33:34,065 --> 00:33:37,103 The medal says how good I was with the children. 394 00:33:37,185 --> 00:33:38,300 Oh, yes. 395 00:33:38,385 --> 00:33:41,423 I treated them as I would my own flesh and blood. 396 00:33:41,505 --> 00:33:44,702 Gave them hugs and praise when they were good, and... 397 00:33:44,785 --> 00:33:47,140 ..punished them when they were dirty. 398 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,057 Children will be children. 399 00:33:49,145 --> 00:33:52,217 They do like to play in the... the muck. 400 00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:59,265 - You didn't mean muddy dirty. - My kids didn't think I knew, but I did. 401 00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:02,664 Very... perceptive of you. 402 00:34:03,665 --> 00:34:07,260 Without me they would have been shut out of the Kingdom. 403 00:34:08,425 --> 00:34:10,302 Lost to lust. 404 00:34:11,505 --> 00:34:13,462 But you... helped them. 405 00:34:13,825 --> 00:34:17,022 The girls fell to vanity more than the boys. 406 00:34:17,145 --> 00:34:21,742 I'd see them preening like Jezebel, doting over their pretty hair. 407 00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:23,902 So you'd hack it off? 408 00:34:23,985 --> 00:34:27,501 I'd remove the temptation to admire themselves. 409 00:34:28,025 --> 00:34:31,575 - They were better for it. - What about the bathtub? 410 00:34:32,065 --> 00:34:35,262 I performed baptisms on the most unclean. 411 00:34:35,345 --> 00:34:38,975 Those who were tainted with impure thought and deed. 412 00:34:39,065 --> 00:34:41,341 You held them under. 413 00:34:41,425 --> 00:34:44,463 They needed to be reborn. 414 00:34:45,145 --> 00:34:48,775 - You choose to pass judgment on me? - Well, someone ought to! 415 00:34:48,865 --> 00:34:52,620 You traumatised and abused these children. 416 00:34:52,705 --> 00:34:56,141 Children who would no doubt become extremely disturbed adults. 417 00:34:56,225 --> 00:34:58,341 You have ruined lives, Mrs Holt. 418 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:02,380 What you did has now manifested itself as a malevolent presence... 419 00:35:02,465 --> 00:35:05,856 ...which threatens more lives! You have a great deal to answer for! 420 00:35:05,945 --> 00:35:10,178 I refuse to listen to this when I can smell the sin on each and every one of you! 421 00:35:10,265 --> 00:35:12,176 Yeah? You smell sin? 422 00:35:12,265 --> 00:35:15,656 Let me tell you somethin', lady. She who smelt it dealt it! 423 00:35:16,025 --> 00:35:18,335 It's like what you said, but faster. 424 00:35:19,665 --> 00:35:22,498 This totally adds to my "old people are crazy" theorem. 425 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:26,738 Those kids were tortured but not killed, so where are those ghosts coming from? 426 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,465 I don't believe there are any ghosts. 427 00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,537 - One ran right through me. - Not a ghost. An apparition. 428 00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:36,859 We're dealing with a kind of poltergeist. A whole cluster of them. 429 00:35:36,945 --> 00:35:41,496 Born out of intense adolescent emotion and sexual energy. 430 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:45,499 Both of which were totally pent up during Mrs Holt's reign of repression. 431 00:35:45,585 --> 00:35:51,456 So, with Buffy and Riley having... acts of nakedness around the clock lately... 432 00:35:51,545 --> 00:35:55,425 ...maybe they set something free. Like a big burstin' poltergasm. 433 00:35:55,505 --> 00:36:00,136 Yes. And now the poltergeists are drawing more and more energy out of them. 434 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:04,184 Feeding on them, in fact. Buffy and Riley are powering this whole thing. 435 00:36:04,265 --> 00:36:08,862 OK, they're the battery in the boo factory. So what happens when the battery's drained? 436 00:36:08,945 --> 00:36:10,936 They die. 437 00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:22,704 Oh! 438 00:36:24,105 --> 00:36:26,096 Don't stop. 439 00:36:26,465 --> 00:36:28,456 Never stop touching me. 440 00:36:37,425 --> 00:36:40,383 What good are weapons against disembodied spirits? 441 00:36:40,545 --> 00:36:44,743 - They have no ass to kick. - She's right. You should just stay outside. 442 00:36:44,825 --> 00:36:47,738 We'll bind the spirits so you can get Riley and Buffy out. 443 00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:50,101 - How much time are you buyin'? - Could be tricky. 444 00:36:50,185 --> 00:36:54,383 We're calling upon the communal spirit of a certain time and place. 445 00:36:55,785 --> 00:36:57,583 Let's go. 446 00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:05,135 - What do you feel? - Sad. Afraid of being without you. 447 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:06,977 And a little hungry. 448 00:37:07,065 --> 00:37:11,024 - I meant about the house. - Oh. Still haunted. 449 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,904 Give me your hands. Form a circle. 450 00:37:18,265 --> 00:37:20,461 Children of the past... 451 00:37:21,385 --> 00:37:23,581 ..spirits of Lowell... 452 00:37:24,905 --> 00:37:27,101 ...be guided by our light. 453 00:37:28,385 --> 00:37:31,218 Come forth... and be known to us. 454 00:37:35,065 --> 00:37:37,454 How will we know when it works? 455 00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,856 We'll know. 456 00:37:58,785 --> 00:38:00,822 House is clean. 457 00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:03,101 Let's go. You first. 458 00:38:16,305 --> 00:38:19,741 Need to work fast. Never know how long before the munchkins get homesick. 459 00:38:19,825 --> 00:38:21,736 Or the human battery conks out. 460 00:38:21,825 --> 00:38:23,736 Watch your fingers. 461 00:38:26,105 --> 00:38:28,415 We implore you... 462 00:38:28,505 --> 00:38:30,621 ...be still. 463 00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:33,777 Find it in your hearts to leave our friends passage. 464 00:38:34,305 --> 00:38:37,980 Transform your pain. Release your past. 465 00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:40,581 And, uh... 466 00:38:41,065 --> 00:38:43,102 ...get over it. 467 00:38:45,985 --> 00:38:47,578 You OK? 468 00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,658 (wind howls) 469 00:39:02,225 --> 00:39:05,343 Find here the serenity you seek! The peace you... 470 00:39:09,785 --> 00:39:12,903 - What's happened? - We lost them. 471 00:39:12,985 --> 00:39:13,736 Xander... 472 00:39:15,225 --> 00:39:16,624 Xander! 473 00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:20,424 Xander! 474 00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:42,576 (children's cries) 475 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:50,937 (children's cries) 476 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:53,619 Shut up, repressed cry-babies! 477 00:39:55,945 --> 00:39:57,174 Argh! 478 00:40:20,825 --> 00:40:22,816 Come on. We just gotta... 479 00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:24,584 Xander! 480 00:40:31,705 --> 00:40:33,457 We can make it through this. 481 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:43,616 Xander, get it off! 482 00:40:50,385 --> 00:40:52,023 Push! 483 00:40:57,625 --> 00:40:59,582 Xander! Don't you knock? 484 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,343 (Riley) I can't believe it happened. 485 00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,542 I just had no idea. 486 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:10,616 It's so creepy. 487 00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:12,942 He was really singing? 488 00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:15,380 I'd say it was more like crooning. 489 00:41:15,465 --> 00:41:19,220 If we grow old together, remind me to skip the midlife crisis. 490 00:41:19,305 --> 00:41:20,181 OK. 491 00:41:20,265 --> 00:41:22,415 You have to admit, it was kinda sexy. 492 00:41:22,505 --> 00:41:25,657 Please stop saying that. I'm willing to offer cash incentives. 493 00:41:25,745 --> 00:41:28,055 We're just lucky no one got injured. 494 00:41:28,145 --> 00:41:31,263 - No thanks to us. - Don't be too hard on yourself. 495 00:41:31,345 --> 00:41:35,703 He's right, Will. If Riley and I hadn't gotten so wrapped up in each other... 496 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:39,301 ...none of this would've happened. - True. Feel shame. 497 00:41:39,385 --> 00:41:41,945 My girlfriend. Mistress of the learning plateau. 498 00:41:42,025 --> 00:41:46,417 Really, it wasn't your fault. You were under the influence of powerful magics. 499 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:50,214 We were like zombies. I had no control over myself at all. 500 00:41:50,305 --> 00:41:52,774 Must've been horrible. 501 00:41:56,145 --> 00:41:59,422 - Yeah. Horrible. - It was bad. 502 00:42:29,905 --> 00:42:31,304 Subtitles by Visiontext 503 00:42:34,505 --> 00:42:36,257 Urgh! Argh! 504 00:42:41,145 --> 00:42:43,136 ENGLISH SDH 504 00:42:44,305 --> 00:42:50,672 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org