1 00:00:02,721 --> 00:00:05,520 The Initiative created this and they can't stop it. But we will. 2 00:00:05,601 --> 00:00:07,797 Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": 3 00:00:07,881 --> 00:00:12,876 The power of the Slayer and all who wield it. Last to ancient first, we invoke thee. 4 00:00:12,961 --> 00:00:15,191 Make us mind and heart and spirit join. 5 00:00:15,281 --> 00:00:18,637 - Spiritus: spirit. - Animus: heart. 6 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:21,600 - Sophus: mind. - And manus: the hand. 7 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:24,799 You could never hope to grasp the source of our power. 8 00:01:19,921 --> 00:01:23,676 Are you sure you'll be all right? I can be there in the morning. 9 00:01:23,761 --> 00:01:28,517 It's just a debriefing. I won't disappear and they're not pinning anything on me. 10 00:01:28,601 --> 00:01:31,912 Graham and the guys are testifying I'm the reason they're alive. 11 00:01:32,001 --> 00:01:34,515 I might actually get an honourable discharge. 12 00:01:34,601 --> 00:01:37,036 - In return for your silence, no doubt. - Oh, yeah. 13 00:01:37,121 --> 00:01:41,638 Having the scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is an advantage. 14 00:01:41,721 --> 00:01:44,759 It's like you're blackmailing the government. 15 00:01:45,081 --> 00:01:47,277 In a... patriotic way. 16 00:01:48,081 --> 00:01:50,072 I'll call you when it's over. 17 00:01:50,601 --> 00:01:53,593 Dinner is served. And my very own recipe. 18 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:57,512 Ooh! You pushed the button on the microwave that says popcorn? 19 00:01:57,601 --> 00:02:00,832 Actually, I pushed defrost, but Joyce was there in the clinch. 20 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,912 Well, you guys have fun tonight. 21 00:02:03,001 --> 00:02:06,596 - It was very nice meeting you. - It was nice meeting you... finally. 22 00:02:07,241 --> 00:02:09,232 - Bye. - Bye. 23 00:02:11,241 --> 00:02:15,235 - Did you notice how pointedly I said finally? - No. 24 00:02:17,321 --> 00:02:19,312 Let the vidfest begin. 25 00:02:20,121 --> 00:02:23,910 - You sure you won't join us? - No, you guys have your fun. I'm tired. 26 00:02:24,001 --> 00:02:27,153 I can't believe you're not exhausted. Have you slept since...? 27 00:02:27,241 --> 00:02:32,236 - Still feel a little bit too wired. - Mm. Yeah, that spell was powerful. 28 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:35,439 - Don't think I could sleep. - Well, we got plenty of vid. 29 00:02:35,521 --> 00:02:38,513 And I'm putting in a pre-emptive bid for Apocalypse Now? 30 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:41,036 Did you get anything less Heart-of-Darknessy? 31 00:02:41,121 --> 00:02:44,512 It's a gay romp! It's the feel-good movie of whatever year it was. 32 00:02:44,601 --> 00:02:47,036 - What else? - Don't worry. 33 00:02:47,121 --> 00:02:51,911 Got plenty of chick and British-guy flicks. These puppies should last us all night. 34 00:03:07,841 --> 00:03:09,832 (snoring) 35 00:03:34,841 --> 00:03:37,230 I think it's strange. 36 00:03:37,921 --> 00:03:42,392 I mean, I think I should worry that we haven't found her a name. 37 00:03:43,521 --> 00:03:45,717 Who? Miss Kitty? 38 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:51,433 You'd think she'd let us know her name by now. 39 00:03:51,521 --> 00:03:54,513 She will. She's not all grown yet. 40 00:03:55,201 --> 00:03:57,670 You're not worried? 41 00:03:57,761 --> 00:04:00,321 I never worry here. 42 00:04:00,401 --> 00:04:02,392 I'm safe here. 43 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,760 You don't know everything about me. 44 00:04:07,201 --> 00:04:09,636 Have you told me your real name? 45 00:04:10,441 --> 00:04:12,830 Oh, you know that. 46 00:04:18,121 --> 00:04:20,795 They will find out, you know. 47 00:04:23,241 --> 00:04:25,517 About you. 48 00:04:26,321 --> 00:04:28,710 I don't have time to think about that. 49 00:04:29,721 --> 00:04:32,395 You know I have all this homework to finish. 50 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:37,873 - Are you gonna finish in time for class? - I can be late. 51 00:04:38,641 --> 00:04:41,952 But you've never taken drama before. 52 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:44,430 You might miss something important. 53 00:04:47,641 --> 00:04:50,030 I don't wanna leave here. 54 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:54,310 Why not? 55 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:03,351 It's so bright. 56 00:05:06,521 --> 00:05:08,910 And there's something out there. 57 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:23,435 - Hey! - Hey, guys. 58 00:05:23,521 --> 00:05:25,592 - Heard you're taking drama. - Uh-huh. 59 00:05:25,681 --> 00:05:28,275 - It's a tough course. - You took it? 60 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,638 - Oh, I've been here for ever. - So what you been doing? 61 00:05:31,721 --> 00:05:36,079 - Doing spells?She does spells with Tara. - Yeah, I heard about that. 62 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:40,113 - (bell) - I'm gonna be late. 63 00:05:41,521 --> 00:05:44,752 Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell... 64 00:05:44,841 --> 00:05:47,230 ...and then I do a spell by myself. 65 00:05:50,481 --> 00:05:52,870 (orchestra tuning up) 66 00:06:04,121 --> 00:06:08,672 Isn't this exciting?Our first production! I can't wait till our scene! I love you! 67 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:12,800 - Oh! Don't step on my cues. - Production? 68 00:06:13,601 --> 00:06:16,434 Oh, my God! The place is packed. Everybody's here. 69 00:06:16,521 --> 00:06:18,990 Your family's in the front row. They look angry. 70 00:06:19,081 --> 00:06:22,836 - There's a production? - Oh, somebody's got stage fright. 71 00:06:22,921 --> 00:06:24,912 Isn't this the first class? 72 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:28,960 Well, you showed up late, or you'd have a better part. I'm Cowboy Guy. 73 00:06:29,761 --> 00:06:33,914 Your costume is perfect. Nobody's gonna know the truth. You know, about you. 74 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:37,278 - Costume? - You're already in character. 75 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:40,114 I should've done that! 76 00:06:40,201 --> 00:06:41,680 But how come... 77 00:06:41,761 --> 00:06:47,279 I was given to understand that a drama class would have, you know, drama class. 78 00:06:47,361 --> 00:06:51,320 - We haven't even rehearsed! - Well, maybe some people haven't. 79 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:54,200 I showed up on time, so I got to be Cowboy Guy! 80 00:06:54,921 --> 00:06:59,677 I just think it's really early to be putting on a play. I don't even know what... 81 00:06:59,761 --> 00:07:02,879 It isn't Madame Butterfly, is it? I have a problem with opera. 82 00:07:02,961 --> 00:07:06,033 All right, everyone! Pay attention! 83 00:07:06,361 --> 00:07:10,355 In just a few moments, that curtain is going to open on our very first production. 84 00:07:10,441 --> 00:07:14,036 Everyone Willow's ever met is in that audience, including all of us. 85 00:07:14,121 --> 00:07:16,158 That means we have to be perfect. 86 00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:21,634 Stay in character, remember your lines and energy, energy in the musical numbers! 87 00:07:22,001 --> 00:07:24,834 - Did anyone see that? - Acting is about hiding. 88 00:07:24,921 --> 00:07:29,472 The audience wants to find you, strip you naked and eat you alive, so hide. Stop that! 89 00:07:29,561 --> 00:07:32,838 Now, costumes, sets, the things that you, uh, you know... 90 00:07:32,921 --> 00:07:35,481 You hold them, you touch them, use them... 91 00:07:35,561 --> 00:07:36,960 - Props? - No. 92 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,760 - Props? - Yes! It's all about subterfuge. 93 00:07:39,841 --> 00:07:44,631 That's very annoying. Now, go on out there, lie like dogs and have a wonderful time. 94 00:07:44,721 --> 00:07:48,601 If we stay in focus, keep our heads, and if Willow doesn't step on cues... 95 00:07:48,681 --> 00:07:52,470 ...this'll be the best production of Death of a Salesman we've done. Stop it! 96 00:07:52,561 --> 00:07:54,677 Good luck, everyone! Break a leg! 97 00:07:54,761 --> 00:07:56,752 Good luck! 98 00:08:01,121 --> 00:08:03,112 (silence) 99 00:08:13,401 --> 00:08:16,359 I've made a little space for the cheese slices. 100 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:48,357 - Things aren't going very well. - Well, no! This drama class is just... 101 00:08:48,441 --> 00:08:53,117 They're not doing things in the proper way. I'm in a play and my whole family's out there. 102 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:56,432 Why is there a cowboy in Death of a Salesman anyway? 103 00:08:57,081 --> 00:08:59,470 You don't understand yet, do you? 104 00:09:00,441 --> 00:09:03,832 - Is there something following me? - Yes. 105 00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:08,001 Well, what should I do? 106 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,358 The play's gonna start soon and I don't even know my lines. 107 00:09:11,441 --> 00:09:14,081 The play's already started. That's not the point. 108 00:09:19,081 --> 00:09:23,996 Why, hello, little lady. Can I hold those milk pails for you? 109 00:09:24,081 --> 00:09:27,517 - (laughter) - Why, thank you. But they're not very heavy. 110 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,400 Why have you come to our lonely small town... 111 00:09:30,481 --> 00:09:33,792 ...which has no post office and very few exports? 112 00:09:33,881 --> 00:09:36,157 I've come looking for a man. 113 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,078 A salesman. 114 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:42,997 Everyone's starting to wonder about you. The real you. 115 00:09:43,081 --> 00:09:47,473 If they find out, they'll punish you. I... I can't help you with that. 116 00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,915 What should I... What's after me? 117 00:09:51,001 --> 00:09:53,595 Is it something I was supposed to do? 118 00:09:53,681 --> 00:09:56,275 - Was I supposed to...? - Shh! 119 00:09:56,361 --> 00:09:58,432 (whispering) 120 00:09:59,201 --> 00:10:01,397 (whispers) What was that? 121 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:06,195 What else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? 122 00:10:06,281 --> 00:10:11,037 Hoodlums, yes! You and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care! 123 00:10:11,121 --> 00:10:15,638 Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men groping and spitting, all groin, no brain... 124 00:10:15,721 --> 00:10:19,510 ...three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! 125 00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:22,275 With your... sales! 126 00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:28,751 Tara? 127 00:10:29,121 --> 00:10:31,112 Tara, OK, this really isn't... 128 00:10:39,521 --> 00:10:41,239 - Agh! - Will! 129 00:10:41,321 --> 00:10:44,598 - Buffy! Oh, God. - Come on. 130 00:10:46,721 --> 00:10:48,712 Stay low. 131 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:52,435 - What did it look like? - I don't know. 132 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:56,071 - I don't know what's after me. - Well, you must have done something. 133 00:10:56,161 --> 00:11:00,598 No. I never do anything. I'm very seldom naughty. 134 00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:04,193 I just came to class, and the play was starting. 135 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:08,676 The play is long over. Why are you still in costume? 136 00:11:08,761 --> 00:11:12,038 OK, still having to explain, wearing this is just my outfit. 137 00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:15,558 Willow, everybody already knows. Take it off. 138 00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:19,470 No. I need it. 139 00:11:19,561 --> 00:11:22,155 Oh, for God's sake, just take it off! 140 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:26,115 That's better. It's much more realistic. 141 00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:30,753 See?ls everybody very clear on this now? 142 00:11:32,361 --> 00:11:33,635 (giggling) 143 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,355 Oh, my God, it's like a tragedy. 144 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,835 I tried to warn you. 145 00:11:40,361 --> 00:11:43,877 It's exactly like a Greek tragedy. There should only be Greeks. 146 00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:53,677 My book report. This summer I read The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. 147 00:11:53,761 --> 00:11:56,640 Oh, who cares! 148 00:11:57,601 --> 00:11:59,592 (giggling) 149 00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,150 This book has many themes... 150 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,272 (Willow screams) 151 00:12:07,081 --> 00:12:09,755 Help! Help! Help me! 152 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:13,161 Help me! 153 00:12:17,761 --> 00:12:19,752 (gasps) 154 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:26,992 (gasping) 155 00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:30,992 I'm awake. I'm good. 156 00:12:31,081 --> 00:12:34,073 - Did I miss anything? - Nothing much at all really. 157 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:36,311 Bunch of massacring. 158 00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:41,470 We gotta keep going, men. 159 00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:44,716 We gotta take that hill. 160 00:12:45,761 --> 00:12:47,752 Damn this war! 161 00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:51,551 I have to say, I really feel that Apocalypse Now is overrated. 162 00:12:51,641 --> 00:12:54,235 No, no. It gets better. 163 00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:57,520 - Men? - I remember that it gets better. 164 00:12:59,241 --> 00:13:01,232 Oh, my God. 165 00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:03,712 What's happened to my men? 166 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,031 Agh! 167 00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:07,840 - Want some corn? - Butter flavour? 168 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,595 - New-car smell. - Cool! 169 00:13:10,681 --> 00:13:13,480 - (gasps) - What's her deal? 170 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:16,281 - Big faker. - I'm beginning to understand this now. 171 00:13:16,361 --> 00:13:18,955 It's all about the journey, isn't it? 172 00:13:19,601 --> 00:13:22,195 Thanks for making me have to pee. 173 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,672 - You don't need any help with that, right? - I got a system. 174 00:13:33,641 --> 00:13:35,234 Hey. 175 00:13:36,121 --> 00:13:39,000 Hey, Joyce... Mrs Summers. 176 00:13:39,641 --> 00:13:42,030 We're not making too much noise down there? 177 00:13:42,361 --> 00:13:45,717 Oh, no. Anyway, they all left a while ago. 178 00:13:46,441 --> 00:13:48,512 Oh, I should probably go catch up. 179 00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:53,679 - Heard that before. - I move pretty fast. 180 00:13:53,761 --> 00:13:56,640 - You know, a man's always after... - Conquest? 181 00:13:58,081 --> 00:14:00,357 I'm a conquistador. 182 00:14:01,121 --> 00:14:03,112 You sure it isn't comfort? 183 00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:06,751 I'm a comfortador also. 184 00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:10,751 I do know the difference. I've learned about boys. 185 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,517 That's cool about you. 186 00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:19,833 It's very late. Would you like to rest for a while? 187 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,315 Um... yeah. I'd like you. 188 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,313 I'm just... gonna go to the bathroom first. 189 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:31,711 Don't get lost. 190 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,590 OK, I'm gonna find another bathroom. 191 00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:16,352 (doorknob rattles) 192 00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:23,110 I didn't order any vampires. 193 00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:26,272 (doorknob rattles) 194 00:15:27,521 --> 00:15:29,512 (pounding) 195 00:15:30,521 --> 00:15:32,910 That's not the way out. 196 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,992 Hey, there you are. 197 00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:54,320 Are you sure it's us you were looking for? 198 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,234 Giles here is gonna teach me to be a watcher. Says I got the stuff. 199 00:16:01,841 --> 00:16:05,072 - Spike's like a son to me. - (Xander) That's good. 200 00:16:05,441 --> 00:16:09,753 I was into that for a while, but... I got other stuff going on. 201 00:16:17,361 --> 00:16:20,672 You gotta have something. Gotta be with moving forward. 202 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,112 Like a shark. 203 00:16:24,201 --> 00:16:28,081 Like a shark with feet and... much less fins. 204 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:31,438 - And on land. - Very good! 205 00:16:33,481 --> 00:16:35,870 Buffy, are you sure you wanna play there? 206 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:40,119 - It's a pretty big sandbox. - I'm OK. 207 00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:42,715 It's not coming for me yet. 208 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:48,752 I just mean... you can't protect yourself from... some stuff. 209 00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,832 - I'm way ahead of you, big brother. - Brother? 210 00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:04,070 Come on, put your back into it! A watcher scoffs at gravity. 211 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,910 Do you know where you're going? 212 00:17:38,921 --> 00:17:42,596 I've been thinking about getting back into vengeance. 213 00:17:43,681 --> 00:17:46,275 - Is that right? - Well, you know how I miss it. 214 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:48,477 I'm so at loose ends since I quit. 215 00:17:48,561 --> 00:17:51,519 I think this is going to be a very big year for vengeance. 216 00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:55,640 But isn't vengeance kind of... vengeful? 217 00:17:56,601 --> 00:17:59,912 - You don't want me to have a hobby. - Not a vengeance hobby, no! 218 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:02,880 It's dangerous. People can't do anything they want. 219 00:18:02,961 --> 00:18:06,511 Society has rules and borders and an end zone. it doesn't matter if... 220 00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:09,115 (giggling) 221 00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,910 Do you mind? I'm talking to my demon. 222 00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:17,358 - Sorry. - We just think you're really interesting. 223 00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:21,960 - Oh, I'm going places. - I'm way ahead of you. 224 00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:31,197 Is that right? 225 00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:35,117 Watch this. 226 00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,592 (kissing) 227 00:18:47,801 --> 00:18:50,315 Do you wanna come in the back with us? 228 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:53,953 Oh, go on. 229 00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:57,192 - I don't have to. - I'll be fine. 230 00:18:57,281 --> 00:19:01,479 I think I've figured out how to steer by gesturing emphatically. 231 00:19:35,361 --> 00:19:37,352 Girls? 232 00:19:39,121 --> 00:19:41,112 (doorknob rattles) 233 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:52,352 (doorknob rattles) 234 00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,992 (pounding) 235 00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:59,150 I know what's up there! 236 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,632 (pounding) 237 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,914 These... will not protect you. 238 00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:10,312 (pounding) 239 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,591 (smashing) 240 00:20:12,681 --> 00:20:14,319 (growling) 241 00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:30,114 Giles! 242 00:20:31,201 --> 00:20:33,954 - Xander, what are you doing here? - What's after me? 243 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,351 It's because of what we did, I know that. 244 00:20:36,761 --> 00:20:38,832 What we did? 245 00:20:38,921 --> 00:20:42,357 The others have gone on ahead. Now, listen very carefully. 246 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:46,116 Your life may depend on what I'm about to tell you. You need... 247 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:47,919 ...la maison où nous dormons. 248 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,073 Tes copains s'y amusent bien, la vie continue. 249 00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:53,198 La créature ne peut pas te faire de mal. 250 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:57,151 What? Go where? I don't understand. 251 00:20:57,761 --> 00:21:00,275 Arrête avec tes jeux idiots. 252 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:04,273 Xander, il faut que tu viennes avec nous. On t'attend. 253 00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:08,514 - C'est ce que j'essayais de lui dire. - Honey, I don't... 254 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,753 - I can't hear you. - C'est pas important. Je t'escorte. 255 00:21:11,841 --> 00:21:15,072 - On y va. - Wait! Where are we going? 256 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,512 Where? Hey! 257 00:21:19,681 --> 00:21:21,672 Let go! Hey! 258 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:42,560 (Principal Snyder) Where are you from, Harris? 259 00:21:43,561 --> 00:21:45,757 Well, the basement, mostly. 260 00:21:46,801 --> 00:21:49,236 Were you born there? 261 00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,358 Possibly. 262 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:56,435 I walked by your guidance counsellor's office one time. 263 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:01,713 A bunch of you were... sitting there... 264 00:22:03,841 --> 00:22:06,037 ...waiting to be shepherded. 265 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:10,160 I remember it smelled like dead flowers. 266 00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:14,510 Like decay. 267 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,036 Then it hit me. 268 00:22:17,921 --> 00:22:21,312 The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch. 269 00:22:24,201 --> 00:22:29,196 You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake. 270 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,997 Where are you heading? 271 00:22:37,081 --> 00:22:39,960 Well, I'm supposed to meet Tara and Willow. 272 00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:44,992 And possibly Buffy's mom. 273 00:22:49,761 --> 00:22:52,355 Your time is running out. 274 00:22:54,521 --> 00:22:56,637 No, I'm just trying to get away. 275 00:22:56,721 --> 00:22:59,110 There's... something I can't fight. 276 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,312 Are you a soldier? 277 00:23:03,521 --> 00:23:05,512 I'm a comfortador. 278 00:23:07,841 --> 00:23:12,039 You're neither. You're a whipping boy... 279 00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:16,115 ..raised by mongrels and set on a sacrificial stone. 280 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:22,432 I'm getting a cramp. 281 00:23:28,361 --> 00:23:30,352 (growling) 282 00:23:33,601 --> 00:23:36,593 - Giles, it's here! - This is more serious than we thought. 283 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:40,276 - I can fight anything, right? - Maybe we should slap her. 284 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,592 - Buffy? - (growling) 285 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,192 (pounding) 286 00:24:17,841 --> 00:24:19,832 (pounding) 287 00:24:27,321 --> 00:24:29,631 That's not the way out. 288 00:24:32,121 --> 00:24:36,274 What the hell is wrong with you? You won't come upstairs? 289 00:24:37,281 --> 00:24:39,670 What are you, ashamed of us? 290 00:24:40,441 --> 00:24:44,230 - Your mother's crying her guts out! - You don't understand. 291 00:24:45,121 --> 00:24:48,113 No. You don't understand. 292 00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:51,112 The line ends here with us. 293 00:24:51,841 --> 00:24:55,436 And you're not gonna change that. You haven't got the heart. 294 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,959 (growling) 295 00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:11,920 - (ticking) - You have to stop thinking. 296 00:25:13,321 --> 00:25:15,312 Let it wash over you. 297 00:25:15,841 --> 00:25:17,912 Don't you think it's old-fashioned? 298 00:25:18,001 --> 00:25:21,357 This is the way women and men have behaved since the beginning. 299 00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:23,239 Before time. 300 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,358 Now look into the light. 301 00:25:29,001 --> 00:25:31,754 (man) Step on up, step on up! Try your luck! 302 00:25:31,841 --> 00:25:34,230 Come on! Come on! 303 00:25:35,921 --> 00:25:39,039 - We'll miss the good stuff! - Does she always want to train so badly? 304 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:42,318 It appears she's never heard the fable about patience. 305 00:25:42,401 --> 00:25:45,792 - Which one is that? - Well, the one with the fox and the, um... 306 00:25:45,881 --> 00:25:48,350 - ..less patient fox. - Here. I want to, I want to! 307 00:25:48,441 --> 00:25:51,320 - Yes, go ahead. - I am a vampire! 308 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:56,231 Buffy, you have a sacred birthright to protect mankind. 309 00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,710 Don't stick out your elbow. 310 00:25:59,761 --> 00:26:01,638 I am a vampire! 311 00:26:01,721 --> 00:26:03,553 Oh, you staked me! 312 00:26:04,401 --> 00:26:09,111 - I haven't got any treats. - For God's sake, Rupert, go easy on the girl. 313 00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:12,592 This is my business. Blood of the lamb and all that. 314 00:26:13,361 --> 00:26:16,353 Oh, now you're gonna get that all over your face. 315 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,672 I know you. I know you. 316 00:26:22,841 --> 00:26:25,435 Hey! Come on! 317 00:26:26,521 --> 00:26:28,512 You're gonna miss everything! 318 00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:32,912 (sobbing) 319 00:26:33,681 --> 00:26:36,116 Don't push me around. I have a great deal to do. 320 00:26:38,201 --> 00:26:40,636 I've hired myself out as an attraction. 321 00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:43,032 - (crowd gasps) - Sideshow freak? 322 00:26:44,201 --> 00:26:46,397 Well, at least it's showbiz. 323 00:26:53,001 --> 00:26:56,437 - What do I do with all of this? - You gotta make up your mind, Rupes. 324 00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:58,592 What are you wasting time for? 325 00:27:00,281 --> 00:27:04,400 Haven't you figured it all out yet with your enormous squishy frontal lobe? 326 00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,635 I still think Buffy should have killed you. 327 00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,918 (crowd gasps) 328 00:27:12,001 --> 00:27:15,437 I wear the cheese. It does not wear me. 329 00:27:15,921 --> 00:27:19,312 Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people. 330 00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:41,232 I'm so sorry I'm late. There's a great deal going on. And all at once! 331 00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:44,916 Don't we know it. Only at death's door over here. Look at Xander! 332 00:27:45,001 --> 00:27:47,277 Got the sucking chest wound swinging. 333 00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:51,355 I promised Anya I'd be there for her big night. Now I'll be pushing up daisies... 334 00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:55,639 ...in the sense of being in the ground and fertilising the soil with decomposition. 335 00:27:56,561 --> 00:28:00,839 OK. A man... walks into the office of a doctor. 336 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:02,673 He's wearing on his head, um... 337 00:28:03,761 --> 00:28:07,595 - Wait, there's a duck. Is that right? - (man) You suck! 338 00:28:07,681 --> 00:28:10,753 Quiet! You'll miss the humorous conclusion. 339 00:28:10,841 --> 00:28:14,357 - She's doing quite well. - Do you know this is your fault? 340 00:28:15,001 --> 00:28:17,197 We have to think of the facts, Willow. 341 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:20,080 I'm very busy. I have a gig myself, you know. 342 00:28:20,721 --> 00:28:24,351 Something's after us. It's like some primal... 343 00:28:24,801 --> 00:28:27,031 ...some animal force. 344 00:28:27,121 --> 00:28:30,512 - That used to be us. - Don't get linear on me now, man. 345 00:28:31,201 --> 00:28:35,479 And... then the duck tells the doctor that there's a man that's attached to my ass. 346 00:28:35,561 --> 00:28:37,234 (laughter) 347 00:28:37,641 --> 00:28:40,235 See, it was the duck and not the man that spoke. 348 00:28:40,321 --> 00:28:42,437 (applause) 349 00:28:43,441 --> 00:28:48,231 Rupert, you've gotta focus. You must have some kind of explanation. 350 00:28:48,321 --> 00:28:52,599 If we don't know what we're fighting, I don't think we stand a chance. 351 00:28:52,681 --> 00:28:53,910 ♪ It's strange 352 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:57,596 ♪ It's not like anything we've faced before 353 00:28:58,601 --> 00:29:01,514 ♪ It seems familiar somehow 354 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:04,514 ♪ Of course! 355 00:29:05,441 --> 00:29:08,115 ♪ The spell we cast with Buffy 356 00:29:08,201 --> 00:29:10,192 ♪ Must have released 357 00:29:10,601 --> 00:29:14,071 ♪ Some primal evil that's come back seeking 358 00:29:14,761 --> 00:29:16,274 ♪ I'm not sure what 359 00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:20,798 ♪ Willow, look through the chronicles for some reference 360 00:29:20,881 --> 00:29:23,475 ♪ To a warrior beast 361 00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:26,150 ♪ I've got to warn Buffy 362 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:29,520 ♪ There's every chance she might be next 363 00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:32,710 ♪ And Xander, help Willow 364 00:29:33,921 --> 00:29:39,360 ♪ And try not to bleed on my couch, I've just had it steam-cleaned 365 00:29:42,601 --> 00:29:45,036 ♪ No, wait 366 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:47,192 (feedback) 367 00:30:18,201 --> 00:30:20,761 Well, that was... obvious. 368 00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:27,439 - (growls) - I know who you are. 369 00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,512 (growls) 370 00:30:29,601 --> 00:30:32,912 And I can defeat you... 371 00:30:33,001 --> 00:30:35,197 ...with my intellect. 372 00:30:35,281 --> 00:30:38,273 I can... cripple you with my thoughts. 373 00:30:40,601 --> 00:30:43,992 Of course, you underestimate me. You couldn't know. 374 00:30:44,721 --> 00:30:46,712 You never had a watcher. 375 00:31:02,081 --> 00:31:04,072 (Anya whispers) Buffy, wake up! 376 00:31:06,121 --> 00:31:08,237 Buffy, you have to wake up right away! 377 00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:11,595 I'm not really in charge of these things. 378 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:15,515 Please wake up. Oh, please! 379 00:31:16,361 --> 00:31:20,355 I need my beauty sleep. So stop it, OK? 380 00:31:29,601 --> 00:31:31,911 Faith and I just made that bed. 381 00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,000 (Tara) For who? 382 00:31:37,201 --> 00:31:39,511 I thought you were here to tell me. 383 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:43,997 The guys aren't here, are they? 384 00:31:44,081 --> 00:31:46,641 We were gonna hang out and watch movies. 385 00:31:46,721 --> 00:31:49,520 - You lost them. - No. 386 00:31:51,361 --> 00:31:53,238 No. 387 00:31:53,321 --> 00:31:55,710 I think they need me to find them. 388 00:31:58,521 --> 00:32:00,910 - It's so late. - Oh. 389 00:32:01,601 --> 00:32:05,196 That clock's completely wrong. Here. 390 00:32:07,921 --> 00:32:11,312 - I'm never gonna use those. - You think you know. 391 00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:14,960 What's to come. What you are. 392 00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:18,841 You haven't even begun. 393 00:32:23,201 --> 00:32:25,590 I think I need to go find the others. 394 00:32:28,601 --> 00:32:30,592 Be back before dawn. 395 00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,516 Have you seen my friends? 396 00:32:36,601 --> 00:32:38,990 They wouldn't just disappear. 397 00:32:51,441 --> 00:32:54,274 - Mom? - Oh, hi, honey! 398 00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,078 Why are you living in the walls? 399 00:32:57,161 --> 00:33:00,438 Oh, sweetie, no, I'm fine here. Don't worry about me. 400 00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,877 - It looks dirty. - Well... 401 00:33:05,681 --> 00:33:07,831 It seems that way to you. 402 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:11,039 I made some lemonade and I'm learning how to play mahjong. 403 00:33:11,121 --> 00:33:15,001 - You go find your friends. - I think they might be in danger. 404 00:33:18,681 --> 00:33:20,115 I'm sorry, dear! 405 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,115 A mouse is playing with my knees. 406 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:27,000 I really don't think you should live in there. 407 00:33:27,521 --> 00:33:29,159 Well... 408 00:33:29,241 --> 00:33:32,552 You could... probably break through the wall. 409 00:33:38,281 --> 00:33:40,841 - Hey, there, killer. - Riley?You're back? 410 00:33:40,921 --> 00:33:42,912 I never left. 411 00:33:43,001 --> 00:33:46,517 - How did the debriefing go? - I told you not to worry about that. 412 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:49,480 It went great. They made me surgeon general. 413 00:33:51,641 --> 00:33:54,997 Why didn't you come and tell me? We could have celebrated. 414 00:33:55,081 --> 00:33:56,674 Oh. 415 00:33:56,761 --> 00:33:59,435 We're drawing up a plan for world domination. 416 00:33:59,521 --> 00:34:02,718 The key element?Coffee makers that think. 417 00:34:04,521 --> 00:34:08,435 World domination? Is that a good? 418 00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:12,992 Baby, we're the government. It's what we do. 419 00:34:13,081 --> 00:34:16,472 She's uncomfortable with certain concepts. It's understandable. 420 00:34:16,561 --> 00:34:21,840 Aggression is a natural human tendency, though you and me come by it another way. 421 00:34:23,321 --> 00:34:25,710 We're not demons. 422 00:34:25,801 --> 00:34:27,599 Is that a fact? 423 00:34:27,681 --> 00:34:32,596 Buffy, we've got important work here. A lot of filing, giving things names. 424 00:34:34,161 --> 00:34:36,152 What was yours? 425 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:40,030 Before Adam? Not a man among us can remember. 426 00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:43,079 (computer) The demons have escaped. Run for your lives. 427 00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:45,835 - This could be trouble. - We'd better make a fort. 428 00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:47,912 I'll get some pillows. 429 00:34:54,601 --> 00:34:57,195 Wait! I have weapons! 430 00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:43,920 I thought you were looking for your friends. 431 00:35:44,001 --> 00:35:47,676 OK, killer. If that's the way you want it... 432 00:35:47,761 --> 00:35:49,957 ...I guess you're on your own. 433 00:36:48,521 --> 00:36:50,910 I'm never gonna find them here. 434 00:36:53,641 --> 00:36:56,633 Of course not. That's the reason you came. 435 00:36:59,641 --> 00:37:01,757 You're not in my dream. 436 00:37:01,841 --> 00:37:04,037 I was borrowed. 437 00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:07,830 - Someone has to speak for her. - Let her speak for herself. 438 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,990 That's what's done in polite circles. 439 00:37:14,641 --> 00:37:17,235 - Why do you follow me? - I don't. 440 00:37:17,681 --> 00:37:19,877 Where are my friends? 441 00:37:20,441 --> 00:37:23,081 You're asking the wrong questions. 442 00:37:23,161 --> 00:37:25,311 Make her speak. 443 00:37:25,401 --> 00:37:30,475 I have no speech. No name. I live in the action of death. 444 00:37:30,561 --> 00:37:33,440 The blood cry. The penetrating wound. 445 00:37:34,441 --> 00:37:37,354 I am destruction. Absolute. 446 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,674 Alone. 447 00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:43,150 The Slayer? 448 00:37:43,921 --> 00:37:45,912 The first. 449 00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:53,911 I am not alone. 450 00:37:54,001 --> 00:37:56,595 The Slayer does not walk in this world. 451 00:37:58,881 --> 00:38:01,316 I walk. I talk. 452 00:38:01,401 --> 00:38:03,631 I shop. I sneeze. 453 00:38:03,721 --> 00:38:06,634 I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. 454 00:38:06,721 --> 00:38:09,395 There's trees in the desert since you moved out. 455 00:38:09,481 --> 00:38:11,870 And I don't sleep on a bed of bones. 456 00:38:13,441 --> 00:38:15,796 Now give me back my friends. 457 00:38:17,681 --> 00:38:19,672 No friends! 458 00:38:20,201 --> 00:38:22,317 Just the kill. 459 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:25,155 We are alone! 460 00:38:28,281 --> 00:38:30,636 That's it. I'm waking up. 461 00:38:49,521 --> 00:38:52,991 It's over. We don't do this any more. 462 00:39:03,601 --> 00:39:04,193 Enough! 463 00:39:25,761 --> 00:39:29,231 Are you quite finished? It's over, OK? 464 00:39:29,321 --> 00:39:32,313 I'm going to ignore you and you're going to go away. 465 00:39:33,681 --> 00:39:36,992 You're gonna have to get over the whole... primal-power thing. 466 00:39:39,601 --> 00:39:41,592 You're not the source of me. 467 00:39:44,041 --> 00:39:47,079 Also, in terms of hair care, you really wanna say... 468 00:39:47,161 --> 00:39:49,721 ..."What impression am I making in the workplace?" 469 00:40:01,721 --> 00:40:04,440 The first Slayer. Wow! 470 00:40:04,521 --> 00:40:08,037 - Not big with the socialisation. - Or the floss. 471 00:40:08,121 --> 00:40:10,112 Somehow our joining with Buffy... 472 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:13,557 ...and... invoking the essence of the Slayer's power... 473 00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:16,315 ...was an affront to the source of that power. 474 00:40:16,401 --> 00:40:19,519 You know, you could have brought that up to us before we did it. 475 00:40:19,601 --> 00:40:24,630 - I said there could be dire consequences. - But you say that about chewing too fast. 476 00:40:24,721 --> 00:40:27,554 I'm, uh, guessing I missed some fun? 477 00:40:27,641 --> 00:40:31,839 The spirit of the first Slayer tried to kill us in our dreams. 478 00:40:31,921 --> 00:40:34,834 - Oh, you want some hot chocolate? - (all) Yeah. 479 00:40:34,921 --> 00:40:36,912 - Xander? - Yes, what, Joyce? 480 00:40:38,441 --> 00:40:41,240 - Buffy's mom. - Be my kitchen buddy again. 481 00:40:41,321 --> 00:40:45,440 - Help me carry? - Yes. Sure... Buffy's mom. 482 00:40:45,521 --> 00:40:47,751 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 483 00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:53,313 - I think I might jump in the shower. - You seem a bit, you know... 484 00:40:53,401 --> 00:40:55,392 A little. 485 00:40:56,001 --> 00:40:59,995 The first Slayer. I never really thought about it. 486 00:41:01,481 --> 00:41:05,679 It was intense. But I guess you guys got a taste of that, huh? 487 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:10,592 Yeah. From now on, you keep your slayer friends out of my dreams. Is that clear? 488 00:41:10,681 --> 00:41:12,877 She's not good for the sleeping. 489 00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:19,071 Yeah. Well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese. 490 00:41:19,841 --> 00:41:22,435 Don't know where the hell that came from. 491 00:41:37,601 --> 00:41:39,592 (Tara) You think you know. 492 00:41:39,681 --> 00:41:42,480 What's to come. What you are. 493 00:41:44,521 --> 00:41:47,035 You haven't even begun. 494 00:42:00,121 --> 00:42:03,477 Visiontext Subtitles: Claire Bates 495 00:42:31,281 --> 00:42:33,113 Urgh! Argh! 496 00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:39,512 ENGLISH SDH