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Ha, touchdown! Oh, yeah.

2
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Go, Team Me!

3
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Anybody ever told Team You
the quarterback throws like a girl?

4
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I do?

5
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Ooh, Sorry!

6
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No, don't you... No, no, no!

7
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I'm exhausted just looking at those two.
All the splashing and jumping and running.

8
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Shouldn't relaxing involve less exertion?

9
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Absolutely. Exertion can lead to sweatiness.

10
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Which can cause the pain and heartbreak
of stinkiness. Better to just stay put.

11
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I think we've just put our finger
on why we're the sidekicks.

12
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Game over?

13
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Buffy slayed the football.

14
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- Where's my burger?
- Yeah, man, I'm starving. Cow me.

15
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The fire's not cooperating.

16
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It's comforting to know that I lack
the culinary finesse of a caveman.

17
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<i>Ignis, incende.</i>

18
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Willow, check you out! Witch fu.

19
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It's no big. You just balance the elements

20
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- so when you affect one, you don't cause...

21
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I didn't do it! I didn't do it!

22
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- Come on, hurry it up. I'm getting soaked.
- I'm trying.

23
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This thing weighs.

24
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Nice. Good job!

25
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Look at this. The guy's carting dirt around.

26
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Leave it. We'll turn it on its side.

27
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Dirt! Man, rich people are...

28
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There you go. All set.

29
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Thank you, Willow. Obstinate bloody
machine simply refused to work for me.

30
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Just call me the Computer Whisperer.

31
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Let's get scanning.
I wanna see this puppy go.

32
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- Start with those.
- Start? Where is finish?

33
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It's essential we begin to archive the library.
Most of these texts have no duplicates.

34
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But now? Doesn't winter seem
more like archiving season?

35
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Well, you don't have to, Willow.
I mean, you're welcome to leave if...

36
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No. It's fine.

37
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It's just you've been Mr Project
all summer, you know?

38
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Labelling the amulets
and indexing your diaries.

39
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I draw the line at making
giant rubber-band balls.

40
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That's when you'll just have to get a life.

41
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That's what I'm trying to do,
actually, is get a life.

42
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- It might go better if you left the house.
- Willow...

43
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you mustn't repeat
what I'm about to say.

44
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Especially not to Buffy.

45
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Uh-oh.

46
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- You promise?
- Oh, God.

47
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I guess. Now that I know there's
something to know, I can't not know,

48
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just because I'm afraid
somebody'll know I know, you know?

49
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- Did that mean yes?
- Yeah.

50
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We're doing this because I want you all to
have everything you need at your fingertips.

51
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You see, I'm going back to England.

52
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You're... what?

53
00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:52,819
But you can't! You're Buffy's watcher.

54
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I mean, in a fired way, but...

55
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It's obvious that Buffy
doesn't need me any more.

56
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I don't say that in a self-pitying way.
I'm quite proud, actually.

57
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But what about the rest of us?
We still need to be watched!

58
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Personally, I can't get through a day
without a little hairy eyeball.

59
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I appreciate the sentiment, but it's just not so.

60
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You'll be fine. You all will.

61
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And you know, we'll stay in touch.
You can always call me whenever you like.

62
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When are you gonna tell Buffy?

63
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Soon. It won't be easy,
but I know she'll understand.

64
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Thanks, Mom. Everything was yummy.

65
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Hey, you up for dessert?
We could take a drive, get some ice cream.

66
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You know, I would
but I kinda have to get out on patrol.

67
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Now? It's 8.30.

68
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Well, vamps don't really care what time it is.
You know, dark equals dinner bell.

69
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Right. Of course.

70
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You know, I'm gonna have to get used to
this place without you again. It gets so quiet.

71
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Maybe we should make a regular
date of this when school starts.

72
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I'm sorry. Duty calls. It's a total drag.

73
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Very impressive hunt.

74
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Such power.

75
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That was no hunt.
That was just another day on the job.

76
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Care to step up for some overtime?

77
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We're not going to fight.

78
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- Do you know what a slayer is?
- Do you?

79
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Who are you?

80
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I apologise. I assumed you knew.

81
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I am Dracula.

82
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Get out!

83
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Xand... what if somebody had a secret

84
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and that somebody promised somebody
else that they wouldn't tell anyone?

85
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Newsflash, Will. Everybody knows.

86
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No, this isn't about me and Tara.

87
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Oh. I would be all ears if you wanted
to tell me a secret about you two.

88
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Even if it was very, very naughty.

89
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Sorry, this is of the non-naughty variety.
And I'm not telling you.

90
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OK. Wanna see if Buffy's
hanging around the headstones?

91
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Sure. So if I was gonna tell you,
which I'm not going to...

92
00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:09,418
So let me get this straight.
You're "Dracula".

93
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The guy. The Count.

94
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- I am.
- This isn't just some fan-boy thing?

95
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Cos I've fought a lot of pimply overweight
vamps that called themselves Lestat.

96
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You know who I am. As I would know without
question that you are Buffy Summers.

97
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You've heard of me?

98
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Naturally. You're known
throughout the world.

99
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Nah. Really?

100
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Why else would I come here?

101
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For the sun?

102
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I came to meet the renowned killer.

103
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Yeah, I prefer the term "slayer".
"Killer" just sounds so...

104
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Naked?

105
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Like I paint clowns or something.

106
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I'm the good guy, remember?

107
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Perhaps, but your power
is rooted in darkness.

108
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You must feel it.

109
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No. You know what I feel?

110
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Bored.

111
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OK, that's cheating.

112
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Hey, Buff, what's up?

113
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- You look like you just...
- Get out of here. Now.

114
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Fine. I was gonna give you
a sip of my double-mint mocha...

115
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Behind you.

116
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Hi.

117
00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:40,984
Nice! Look who's got
a bad case of Dark Prince envy.

118
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I have no interest in you. Leave us.

119
00:10:44,865 --> 00:10:47,300
No, we're not going to "leave you".

120
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And where'd you get that accent?
Sesame Street?

121
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Von, two, three... three victims.

122
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- Mah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Xander.

123
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I'm pretty sure that's Dracula.

124
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Wow, really?

125
00:11:01,145 --> 00:11:04,615
Hey, sorry, man. I was just jokin' around.

126
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This is not the time.

127
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:12,141
I will see you soon.

128
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Bat!

129
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Buffy's all "Look out!" And then frigging
Dracula's standing right behind us.

130
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- And then he lunges at us, like, whoosh!
- He totally looked shorter in person.

131
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:35,504
I told you he'd heard of me. Can you
believe that? Count Famous heard of me.

132
00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:40,022
I couldn't believe it the first 20 times
you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.

133
00:11:40,105 --> 00:11:42,096
I'm sorry. Am I Repeat-O-Girl?

134
00:11:42,225 --> 00:11:44,216
I was just blown away.

135
00:11:44,305 --> 00:11:47,696
It's not that surprising that he's
heard of you. You are the Slayer.

136
00:11:47,865 --> 00:11:52,063
I guess. Just the way he said it, you know?
I mean, he made it sound so...

137
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,944
Sexy? I bet he made it sound sexy.

138
00:11:55,025 --> 00:11:59,735
Kinda. He of the dark,
penetrating eyes and lilty accent.

139
00:11:59,905 --> 00:12:03,899
-  I wonder if he knows Frankenstein.
- You thought Dracula was sexy?

140
00:12:03,985 --> 00:12:07,137
Oh! No. He was yuck.

141
00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:11,819
Right. Except for the whole tall,
dark and handsome thing... yucko.

142
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:15,819
- How would you know?
- Well, we hung out a few times.

143
00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:19,864
Back in my demon days.
You know, once or twice. He's pretty cool.

144
00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:23,818
You know, from a whole
evil-thing perspective.

145
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,382
Please! He was no big whoop.

146
00:12:26,465 --> 00:12:30,857
"No big whoop"? What about when he turned
himself into a bat? That was awesome!

147
00:12:30,945 --> 00:12:34,461
It must have been, yes.
I must admit, I'm sorry I missed that.

148
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,819
Me too!

149
00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:40,103
The whole time I was thinking "I wish
Giles were here. He'd know what to do!"

150
00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:43,495
Didn't you guys think that?

151
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,504
Actually, I was more thinking "Bat!"

152
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- How come he can do that?
- I have no idea.

153
00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,700
There's a great deal of myth about Dracula.

154
00:12:52,785 --> 00:12:57,063
I imagine the trick to defeating him
lies in separating the fact from the fiction.

155
00:12:57,145 --> 00:13:01,343
Great point! That is so Giles
to think of something like that, you know?

156
00:13:01,785 --> 00:13:04,538
That we would have never.

157
00:13:05,545 --> 00:13:09,095
So we should take things slow with Dracula.
He said we would meet again,

158
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:11,620
but I want to wait
until we do some homework.

159
00:13:11,705 --> 00:13:15,255
He may have a bunch of swell party tricks,
but he's still just a vampire.

160
00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:18,696
- Let's load up with stakes and go after him.
- Second.

161
00:13:18,785 --> 00:13:22,016
Buffy's right. Dracula's too slick
to fall for the usual stuff.

162
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,461
So we hold off. No killing until
we know what we're dealing with.

163
00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:29,743
You're not just saying that because of
those dark penetrating eyes of his? Are you?

164
00:13:30,105 --> 00:13:31,937
No! His eyes were...

165
00:13:32,025 --> 00:13:34,778
They were... There was no penetration.

166
00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:36,344
Cross my heart.

167
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:40,020
All right. Willow, you and Tara
find out everything you can

168
00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:45,225
about the legend of Vlad the Impaler
on the Internet and I'll check the library.

169
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:49,183
The Initiative would have
found everything in a few hours.

170
00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:51,381
We may not be as fast, but we'll find him.

171
00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:54,457
- We'll reconvene here in the morning?
- Mm-hm.

172
00:13:55,465 --> 00:13:57,854
- What's your plan?
- Big sleep.

173
00:13:57,945 --> 00:14:00,505
My Count encounter wiped me out.

174
00:14:00,585 --> 00:14:03,941
I'm kinda wired.
Maybe I should just let you get your rest.

175
00:14:04,025 --> 00:14:07,541
You sure? I mean, maybe
if you just lie down with me...

176
00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:10,458
Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

177
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,974
I guess you're right.
I'll see you in the morning?

178
00:14:14,065 --> 00:14:17,376
- Mm-hm. With doughnuts.
- Mm. Heaven.

179
00:14:20,745 --> 00:14:24,375
See? A little sugar and I'm all yours.
Dracula schmacula.

180
00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:28,615
I doubt he'd remember me.
I was just a silly young thing.

181
00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:33,017
Like 700 or so. But he did say
that this guy I cursed was doomed for ever,

182
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:35,534
which was really sweet, don't you think?

183
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,774
Adorable.

184
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:41,496
It was a great spell. I made this jerk
incredibly fat, like a human minivan.

185
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,617
You should just mention my name
if you see him again.

186
00:14:46,705 --> 00:14:52,018
Or why not sit on top of a crypt and flaunt
your neck cleavage until Dracula shows up?

187
00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:55,257
- Then you two can talk private.
- Don't tell me you're jealous.

188
00:14:55,345 --> 00:14:58,258
Oh, no. Just because
you're panting over the guy.

189
00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:00,461
I am not panting.

190
00:15:01,345 --> 00:15:04,178
Now stop being silly. I'll see you tomorrow.

191
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:07,857
- You don't wanna come back to my place?
- It's whites day.

192
00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:10,175
The bleach smell makes me nauseous.

193
00:15:11,185 --> 00:15:14,576
Fine. I suppose Dracula
doesn't use bleach, huh?

194
00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,256
He's a darks-only man.

195
00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:31,625
Great. Perfect.

196
00:15:32,905 --> 00:15:35,977
You know what? You're not so big.

197
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:40,298
One round of old-fashioned fisticuffs,
I bet you'd fold like a bitty baby.

198
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:45,384
OK, let's do it. And no poofing.

199
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,255
Come on, Puffy Shirt. Pucker on up...

200
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:50,700
- Silence.
- Yes, master.

201
00:15:51,465 --> 00:15:53,615
No, that's not...

202
00:15:53,705 --> 00:15:58,381
You will be my emissary.
My eyes and ears in daylight.

203
00:15:58,945 --> 00:16:03,576
- Your emissary?
- Serve me well, you will be rewarded.

204
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,496
I will make you an immortal.

205
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,377
A child of darkness
that feeds on life itself...

206
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,298
on blood.

207
00:16:14,385 --> 00:16:16,456
Blood? Yes! Yes!

208
00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:19,856
I will serve you, Your Excellent Spookiness.

209
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:22,582
Or "master". I'll stick with "master".

210
00:16:22,665 --> 00:16:26,056
You are strange and off-putting. Go now.

211
00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,696
But, master, how can I find...?

212
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:34,536
Brilliant! What an exit!

213
00:16:35,305 --> 00:16:37,296
Guy's a genius!

214
00:16:54,905 --> 00:16:56,737
Well,well.

215
00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:59,294
You can take the boy out of the Initiative,

216
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,821
but you can't take the Initiative out of the boy.

217
00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:07,623
I'd put that down, unless
you're bucking for one hell of a headache.

218
00:17:09,705 --> 00:17:11,981
I can't be too careful.

219
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,739
I got quite a few demons after me these days.

220
00:17:15,305 --> 00:17:18,661
I'm looking for some information.
Might pay a little.

221
00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:21,376
I'll play.

222
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,735
What can you tell me about Dracula?

223
00:17:27,185 --> 00:17:29,176
Dracula?

224
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:32,900
Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing.

225
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:37,058
- You know him?
- Know him? We're old rivals.

226
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,619
But then he got famous.
He forgot all about his foes.

227
00:17:43,305 --> 00:17:48,618
I'll tell you what. That glory hound's
done more harm to vampires than any slayer.

228
00:17:48,705 --> 00:17:52,744
His story gets out and suddenly everybody
knows how to kill us. The mirror bit?

229
00:17:52,825 --> 00:17:56,181
But he's not just a regular vampire.
He has special powers, right?

230
00:17:56,265 --> 00:18:00,099
Nothing but showy gypsy stuff.
What's it to you, anyway?

231
00:18:00,985 --> 00:18:04,694
He's in town. Making his presence known.

232
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:07,903
Drac's in Sunnydale, eh?

233
00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:12,298
I guess the old boy needed closure after all.

234
00:18:13,345 --> 00:18:18,260
Actually, he's gunning for Buffy. But I'm out
to find him before he gets another shot at her.

235
00:18:18,345 --> 00:18:22,418
Tough talk, cowboy. But you're not
gonna catch him napping in a crypt.

236
00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:29,184
The Count has to have his luxury estate and
his bug-eaters and his special dirt, don't he?

237
00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:33,936
You're saying I should check out
mansions? That sort of thing?

238
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,255
No.

239
00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:41,260
I'm saying you should go home
to your superhoney.

240
00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:43,700
Have a nice, safe snog.

241
00:18:44,305 --> 00:18:46,819
You're out of your depth on this one, boy.

242
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:53,056
You've helped Buffy before, so she has a
problem with killing you now you're helpless.

243
00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:55,136
I don't.

244
00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:02,496
I'd like to see you try.

245
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,416
Would you?

246
00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,216
You're never gonna find him.

247
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,616
Not before he gets to her.

248
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:08,819
You are magnificent.

249
00:20:09,865 --> 00:20:12,539
I bet you say that before you bite all the girls.

250
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,616
No, you are different.

251
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,655
Kindred.

252
00:20:18,945 --> 00:20:20,982
Kindred? Hardly, I...

253
00:20:21,065 --> 00:20:23,056
Pull your hair back.

254
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:31,703
This isn't how I usually fight.

255
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:41,374
You think you can just waft in here with your
music-video wind and your hypno eyes...

256
00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:46,542
I have searched the world over for you.

257
00:20:48,345 --> 00:20:50,700
I have yearned for you.

258
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,304
For a creature whose darkness rivals my own.

259
00:21:00,745 --> 00:21:02,895
You have been tasted.

260
00:21:06,305 --> 00:21:08,296
- He was...
- Unworthy.

261
00:21:14,145 --> 00:21:16,136
He let you go.

262
00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:25,494
But the embrace...

263
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,576
his bite...

264
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,698
you remember.

265
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,616
No.

266
00:21:40,745 --> 00:21:42,736
Do not fight.

267
00:21:47,425 --> 00:21:49,143
I can feel your hunger.

268
00:22:43,225 --> 00:22:45,978
- Here's a jelly one. You want it?
- No.

269
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,703
Got it! Mine, mine.

270
00:22:49,945 --> 00:22:52,380
Well, I think we have Dracula factoids.

271
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,304
Like any of that's enough
to fight the Dark Master.

272
00:22:57,625 --> 00:22:59,935
- Baiter.
- A lot of it we already knew.

273
00:23:00,025 --> 00:23:02,778
wood, fire, crosses, garlic.

274
00:23:02,865 --> 00:23:07,894
nice duds, minions,
long, slow bites that last for days.

275
00:23:07,985 --> 00:23:11,580
Yeah, I did a little research, too.
Dracula likes to live in style.

276
00:23:11,665 --> 00:23:14,339
So we can rule out
the usual dumps vampires haunt.

277
00:23:14,425 --> 00:23:15,415
Ah!

278
00:23:15,505 --> 00:23:18,975
He's smart enough to figure that
we know that. I say he's laying low.

279
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:23,536
Actually, my research backs Riley up.
Drac isn't the lay-low type.

280
00:23:23,625 --> 00:23:25,855
So we can check out the nicer places.

281
00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:29,099
Don't you think, Buffy?

282
00:23:30,465 --> 00:23:32,456
Buffy?

283
00:23:32,825 --> 00:23:37,296
Yeah. We'll check all the swanky places first.
What else did you guys get?

284
00:23:37,585 --> 00:23:39,940
Well, Willow has most of it, actually.

285
00:23:40,945 --> 00:23:43,141
Only because you gave me super pointers.

286
00:23:43,225 --> 00:23:45,785
- I would never...
- Just go ahead, Willow.

287
00:23:46,705 --> 00:23:51,461
OK. Dracula's modus operandi
is different from other vampires.

288
00:23:51,545 --> 00:23:56,142
He will kill just to feed, but he'd rather
have a connection with his victims.

289
00:23:56,225 --> 00:23:59,741
And he has all of these mental powers
to draw them in.

290
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:03,978
He can read and control minds,
and appear in dreams.

291
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,265
Uh-huh.

292
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:09,383
Makes sense. That stare...

293
00:24:09,465 --> 00:24:12,139
He just kinda looked right through you.

294
00:24:12,225 --> 00:24:14,865
Didn't you feel it, Buffy?

295
00:24:17,065 --> 00:24:19,534
No. No, I didn't.

296
00:24:20,305 --> 00:24:22,979
See! Buffy didn't feel it.

297
00:24:23,065 --> 00:24:27,104
I think you're drawing a lot of crazy
conclusions about the Unholy Prince.

298
00:24:27,705 --> 00:24:29,696
Baiter.

299
00:24:30,225 --> 00:24:34,264
The point is, though he goes through
the motions of an intimate seduction,

300
00:24:34,345 --> 00:24:37,383
the end result is the same -
he turns them into a vampire.

301
00:24:37,985 --> 00:24:40,499
Well. That <i>is</i> intimate.

302
00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:44,854
Dracula's gifting these ladies
with his own blood.

303
00:24:44,945 --> 00:24:48,381
And blood... blood is life.

304
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,856
According to them.

305
00:24:54,385 --> 00:24:57,901
Just be aware that he tends
to form a relationship with his prey.

306
00:24:57,985 --> 00:25:01,455
It's not enough for him to take her.
She must want to be taken.

307
00:25:01,545 --> 00:25:03,695
She must burn for him.

308
00:25:04,145 --> 00:25:06,819
That's interesting. I'm gonna go find him.

309
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:10,065
You shouldn't go by yourself.
He's dangerous.

310
00:25:10,145 --> 00:25:11,977
It's cool, I got it.

311
00:25:17,545 --> 00:25:20,617
Hey. Take off that scarf.

312
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,136
What? No!

313
00:25:24,225 --> 00:25:26,865
You're under the thrall of the Dark Prince!

314
00:25:26,945 --> 00:25:29,539
I am not under the thrall of the Dark Prince.

315
00:25:30,025 --> 00:25:32,301
Then take off the scarf.

316
00:25:32,385 --> 00:25:35,343
Let go of me! This is ridiculous.

317
00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:52,096
-  Why didn't you say anything?
- She didn't want to worry us.

318
00:25:52,185 --> 00:25:55,462
- It's just a scratch.
- Two deep puncture-y scratches.

319
00:25:59,745 --> 00:26:01,895
I'm not sure why I tried to hide it.

320
00:26:04,745 --> 00:26:08,625
There was just this voice
and it was telling me to cover it.

321
00:26:09,105 --> 00:26:11,335
And what did I tell you? That's thrall.

322
00:26:11,785 --> 00:26:16,621
Like Dracula has mind control over her?
You're watching too many creature features.

323
00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:19,663
It does seem like
he has this control over me,

324
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,498
even though a big part of me is resisting.

325
00:26:22,585 --> 00:26:25,145
No, it's OK. I shouldn't take this personally.

326
00:26:25,225 --> 00:26:29,458
What with Angel, it's understandable
that there would be transference.

327
00:26:29,545 --> 00:26:33,015
I mean, they're both broody immortals.

328
00:26:34,865 --> 00:26:36,856
I am not transfer-y.

329
00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:40,856
I swear to you.

330
00:26:40,945 --> 00:26:43,505
I'm your girl and I'm gonna stay that way.

331
00:26:44,665 --> 00:26:47,657
OK. But you are not going
anywhere near him again.

332
00:26:48,465 --> 00:26:52,823
Riley's right. You should stay out of sight.
Let the rest of us look for Dracula.

333
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:55,704
I can't go home. He already got inside once.

334
00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:58,335
Come to my place.
I'll make sure you stay put.

335
00:26:58,425 --> 00:27:02,305
Good. Riley and I can search for Dracula,

336
00:27:02,385 --> 00:27:06,379
and Willow, you and Tara could do
a protection spell at Buffy's house,

337
00:27:06,465 --> 00:27:08,138
prevent him from returning.

338
00:27:08,705 --> 00:27:11,538
Got it. How'd he get inside anyway?

339
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:15,334
He seemed so nice and normal. A little pale.

340
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,861
avoid white-skinned men in capes.

341
00:27:18,945 --> 00:27:23,098
I'm not like this. I don't invite
strange men over for coffee. It's just...

342
00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:26,424
Oh, when you girls are older,
you'll understand.

343
00:27:26,505 --> 00:27:31,215
It's hard to date. Sometimes you just
feel like giving up on men altogether.

344
00:27:39,465 --> 00:27:40,694
Another bust.

345
00:27:40,785 --> 00:27:43,618
It's getting dark.
I should have turned up a better lead.

346
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,696
There must be an easier way to find him.

347
00:27:45,785 --> 00:27:49,858
Too late to worry about that now.
If we hurry, we can hit these last places.

348
00:27:49,945 --> 00:27:53,540
How come I have to slayer-sit
while the others get to look for Dracula?

349
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,617
- I mean, just because I'm...
- What time is it?

350
00:27:57,065 --> 00:27:59,534
Almost six.
I mean, I'm the one who knows him.

351
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,901
I'm the one who had
a good look at him, so...

352
00:28:01,985 --> 00:28:03,976
Hey! Hey!

353
00:28:06,785 --> 00:28:09,903
I'm supposed to deliver you
to the master now.

354
00:28:10,225 --> 00:28:14,537
There's this whole deal where
I get to be immortal. You cool with that?

355
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,616
Take me to him.

356
00:28:34,665 --> 00:28:38,181
Master? I deliver the Slayer.
She who you most desire.

357
00:28:38,905 --> 00:28:40,225
Sorry. "Whom".

358
00:28:42,505 --> 00:28:45,224
Now comes the immortality, right?
You do the thing...

359
00:28:45,305 --> 00:28:48,900
Leave us. We must not be interrupted.

360
00:28:49,505 --> 00:28:51,496
You bet!

361
00:28:55,905 --> 00:28:58,181
I knew you'd come.

362
00:28:59,025 --> 00:29:01,016
Why?

363
00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:03,776
Because I'm under your thrall?

364
00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,502
Well, guess again, pal.

365
00:29:08,185 --> 00:29:09,823
- Put the stake down.
- OK.

366
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:18,339
Right. That... was not you.

367
00:29:19,665 --> 00:29:24,341
I did that. I did that because... I wanted to.

368
00:29:26,985 --> 00:29:29,579
Maybe I should rethink that thrall thing.

369
00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:42,376
I've lived in Sunnydale a couple of years now.
Know what I've never noticed before?

370
00:29:42,465 --> 00:29:44,934
- A castle?
- A big honkin' castle.

371
00:30:10,585 --> 00:30:12,462
Stay away from me.

372
00:30:13,305 --> 00:30:16,138
Are you afraid I will bite you?

373
00:30:17,705 --> 00:30:20,618
Slayer, that's why you came.

374
00:30:21,265 --> 00:30:23,734
No. Last night...

375
00:30:25,465 --> 00:30:27,502
It's not gonna happen again.

376
00:30:28,105 --> 00:30:31,177
Stop me. Stake me.

377
00:30:31,345 --> 00:30:34,224
I... Any minute now.

378
00:30:34,305 --> 00:30:37,457
Do you know why you cannot resist?

379
00:30:37,985 --> 00:30:40,022
Cos you're famous?

380
00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:42,415
Because you do not want to.

381
00:30:44,705 --> 00:30:47,060
- My friends are...
- They're here.

382
00:30:47,705 --> 00:30:49,935
They will not find us.

383
00:30:50,025 --> 00:30:52,221
We are alone.

384
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,821
Always alone.

385
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:03,497
There is so much I have to teach you.

386
00:31:03,585 --> 00:31:06,577
Your history. Your power.

387
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,061
What your body is capable of.

388
00:31:10,305 --> 00:31:13,423
- I don't need to know.
- You long to.

389
00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:18,700
And you will have eternity
to discover yourself.

390
00:31:20,705 --> 00:31:25,302
But first... a little taste.

391
00:31:26,825 --> 00:31:29,021
I won't let you.

392
00:31:29,825 --> 00:31:32,499
I didn't mean for me.

393
00:31:46,225 --> 00:31:48,694
Nobody harms my master.

394
00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:52,574
- Your master?
- You want him? You come through me.

395
00:31:57,225 --> 00:31:58,101
Okey-dokey.

396
00:32:13,705 --> 00:32:15,776
Oh, good show, Giles.

397
00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:20,217
At least you didn't get knocked out
for a change.

398
00:32:21,345 --> 00:32:23,336
Ohh.

399
00:32:23,905 --> 00:32:26,374
Oh. Ladies.

400
00:32:27,865 --> 00:32:30,334
You would be the three sisters, yes?

401
00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:34,420
Excellent. Right.

402
00:32:34,505 --> 00:32:37,782
I'd heard that you were a myth.
Obviously erroneous.

403
00:32:38,185 --> 00:32:40,176
Ahh!

404
00:32:41,065 --> 00:32:43,136
Ooh, that's...

405
00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:45,785
That... tickles!

406
00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,181
Ooh!

407
00:32:48,265 --> 00:32:50,256
Oh, dear God.

408
00:32:54,825 --> 00:32:57,578
- What are you...
- All these years fighting us,

409
00:32:57,665 --> 00:33:00,578
your power so near to our own.

410
00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:06,860
And you've never once wanted to know
what it is that we fight for?

411
00:33:08,345 --> 00:33:10,905
Never even a taste?

412
00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:17,975
- If I drink that...
- I have not drunk enough for you to change.

413
00:33:18,385 --> 00:33:21,104
You must be near death to become one of us.

414
00:33:21,185 --> 00:33:24,177
And that comes only when you plead for it.

415
00:33:25,145 --> 00:33:30,060
- I'm not hungry.
- No. Your craving goes deeper than that.

416
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:39,060
You think you know what you are,

417
00:33:39,145 --> 00:33:41,182
what's to come.

418
00:33:42,305 --> 00:33:44,865
You haven't even begun.

419
00:34:10,305 --> 00:34:14,139
Find it. The darkness.

420
00:34:15,265 --> 00:34:17,336
Find your true nature.

421
00:34:26,785 --> 00:34:28,344
Wow.

422
00:34:31,465 --> 00:34:33,263
That was gross.

423
00:34:36,265 --> 00:34:38,256
You are resisting.

424
00:34:38,985 --> 00:34:43,183
- Looks like.
- Come here. Come to me.

425
00:34:43,825 --> 00:34:48,262
You know, I really think the thrall
has gone out of our relationship.

426
00:34:48,345 --> 00:34:51,258
But I wanna thank you
for opening up my eyes a little.

427
00:34:51,345 --> 00:34:54,258
- What is this?
- My true nature.

428
00:34:54,865 --> 00:34:56,538
You want a taste?

429
00:35:11,425 --> 00:35:13,416
Buffy? Are you in...

430
00:35:14,385 --> 00:35:16,615
Giles! Giles!

431
00:35:19,905 --> 00:35:22,818
- Come on! Come on! Grab my hand.
- Thank God you came.

432
00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:24,054
Come on!

433
00:35:24,145 --> 00:35:26,534
There was no possible escape.

434
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:38,343
Oh! My shoe! Silly me, I'll just pop...

435
00:35:38,425 --> 00:35:41,463
No, no, no, sir!
No more chickpit for you. Come on.

436
00:36:17,305 --> 00:36:21,299
A guy like you should think
about going electric. Seriously.

437
00:36:35,145 --> 00:36:36,977
How do you like my darkness now?

438
00:36:49,985 --> 00:36:52,625
Buffy! You OK?

439
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,939
Yeah. Chock-full of free will.

440
00:36:56,585 --> 00:36:58,417
And Dracula?

441
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,662
Eurotrashed.

442
00:37:01,425 --> 00:37:05,100
Where's the creep that turned me
into a spider-eating man-bitch?

443
00:37:05,305 --> 00:37:06,898
He's gone.

444
00:37:06,985 --> 00:37:10,899
Dammit! You know what?
I'm sick of this crap.

445
00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:15,099
I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects
and gets the funny syphilis.

446
00:37:15,185 --> 00:37:17,540
As of this moment, it's over.

447
00:37:18,145 --> 00:37:21,183
I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey!

448
00:37:22,665 --> 00:37:24,622
Check. No more butt-monkey.

449
00:37:24,705 --> 00:37:28,585
At least you weren't makin' time
with the Dracu-babes, like Giles here.

450
00:37:28,665 --> 00:37:33,694
I was not! I was about to kill those loathsome
creatures when Riley interrupted me.

451
00:37:33,785 --> 00:37:36,459
Really? You were gonna
nuzzle 'em to death?

452
00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,581
Of course not! I was in complete...

453
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,416
control.

454
00:37:59,905 --> 00:38:03,660
You think I don't watch your movies?
You always come back.

455
00:38:10,545 --> 00:38:12,616
I'm standing right here!

456
00:38:16,145 --> 00:38:19,376
- You wanted to see me?
- Yes. Thanks for coming.

457
00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,821
- Can I offer you some tea?
- Oh, no, thanks.

458
00:38:22,905 --> 00:38:24,862
Ooh, cookies!

459
00:38:24,945 --> 00:38:27,698
How come I rate little-cookie treatment?

460
00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:30,618
Well, actually, I have something to tell you.

461
00:38:31,305 --> 00:38:34,616
Actually, I have something
that I'd like to talk to you about, too.

462
00:38:34,705 --> 00:38:36,616
Well, you go first, by all means.

463
00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:38,901
- No, go ahead.
- No, I insist.

464
00:38:43,465 --> 00:38:45,661
You haven't been my watcher for a while.

465
00:38:47,465 --> 00:38:49,456
I haven't been training

466
00:38:50,985 --> 00:38:54,103
and I haven't really needed
to come to you for help.

467
00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:57,856
I agree.

468
00:39:00,345 --> 00:39:02,780
And then this whole thing with Dracula.

469
00:39:04,265 --> 00:39:06,700
It made me face up to some stuff.

470
00:39:09,345 --> 00:39:13,304
Ever since we did that spell
where we called on the first slayer,

471
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,022
I've been going out a lot.

472
00:39:19,025 --> 00:39:21,665
- Every night.
- Patrolling?

473
00:39:22,865 --> 00:39:27,496
Hunting. That's what Dracula called it.

474
00:39:27,985 --> 00:39:30,579
And he was right.

475
00:39:30,665 --> 00:39:33,657
He understood my power better than I do.

476
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,135
He saw darkness in it.

477
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,375
I need to know more.

478
00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:47,255
About where I come from.
About the other slayers.

479
00:39:47,345 --> 00:39:53,341
Maybe if I can learn to control this thing,
I could be stronger. I could be better.

480
00:39:54,305 --> 00:39:57,343
But I'm scared.

481
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,854
I know it's gonna be hard.

482
00:40:01,825 --> 00:40:05,216
And I can't do it without you.

483
00:40:07,185 --> 00:40:09,415
I need your help.

484
00:40:11,585 --> 00:40:14,543
I need you to be my watcher again.

485
00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:22,825
Boy, I just keep talkin', don't I?

486
00:40:22,905 --> 00:40:25,624
I'm sorry. You had something
you wanted to say?

487
00:40:27,665 --> 00:40:30,544
No. It's nothing.

488
00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:42,655
Riley and I are going to the movies.

489
00:40:42,745 --> 00:40:45,134
OK. Have a good time.

490
00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:50,014
What are you doing here?

491
00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:56,503
Buffy? If you're going out,
why don't you take your sister?

492
00:40:57,505 --> 00:40:59,223
Mom!

493
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:32,903
Julie Clayton

494
00:41:34,105 --> 00:41:36,176
Urgh! Argh!

495
00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:42,736
ENGLISH SDH

