1 00:00:02,305 --> 00:00:04,296 I've been going out a lot. 2 00:00:04,385 --> 00:00:05,978 - Patrolling? - Hunting. 3 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:09,262 Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": 4 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:15,065 That's what Dracula called it. And he was right. 5 00:00:15,985 --> 00:00:18,784 He understood my power better than I do. 6 00:00:20,305 --> 00:00:22,774 He saw darkness in it. 7 00:00:22,865 --> 00:00:25,141 I need to know more. 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:29,219 About where I come from. About the other slayers. 9 00:00:29,465 --> 00:00:31,741 I need you to be my watcher again. 10 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:33,145 Dammit! 11 00:00:33,225 --> 00:00:35,899 You know what? I'm sick of this crap. 12 00:00:36,145 --> 00:00:40,059 I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. 13 00:00:40,145 --> 00:00:45,458 As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey! 14 00:00:47,145 --> 00:00:49,136 What are you doing here? 15 00:00:52,305 --> 00:00:56,583 Buffy? If you're going out, why don't you take your sister? 16 00:00:57,665 --> 00:00:58,780 Mom! 17 00:01:00,985 --> 00:01:03,579 There is nothing but you. 18 00:01:06,385 --> 00:01:08,376 You are the centre. 19 00:01:09,825 --> 00:01:13,944 And within you, there is the core of your being. 20 00:01:15,665 --> 00:01:17,815 Of what you are. 21 00:01:19,745 --> 00:01:24,376 Find it. Breathe into it. 22 00:01:27,665 --> 00:01:29,781 Focus inward. 23 00:01:29,865 --> 00:01:32,664 Let the world fall away... 24 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:36,936 fall away... 25 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,656 fall away... 26 00:02:33,465 --> 00:02:35,854 Can we go now? 27 00:03:29,865 --> 00:03:33,096 Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. 28 00:03:33,185 --> 00:03:36,303 It's like nobody cares enough to find out. 29 00:03:36,385 --> 00:03:39,616 I mean, does anyone ever ask me what I want to do with my life? 30 00:03:39,705 --> 00:03:41,821 Or what my opinion is on stuff? 31 00:03:41,905 --> 00:03:44,215 Or what restaurant to order in from? 32 00:03:44,305 --> 00:03:48,014 No. Underline. Exclamation point. 33 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:50,904 Exclamation point, exclamation point. 34 00:03:52,825 --> 00:03:54,816 No one understands. 35 00:03:57,345 --> 00:04:00,144 No one has an older sister who's a slayer. 36 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:07,215 People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live with her every single clay. 37 00:04:07,305 --> 00:04:12,015 Everybody cares what she thinks, just cos she can do backflips and stuff. 38 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:16,019 Like, that's such a crucial job skill in the real world. 39 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:21,100 Plus Mom lets her get away with everything. "Your sister's saving the world." 40 00:04:21,185 --> 00:04:24,940 I could so save the world if somebody handed me superpowers, 41 00:04:25,025 --> 00:04:28,620 but I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones, 42 00:04:28,705 --> 00:04:31,094 which Buffy doesn't even. 43 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:36,261 If this town wasn't so lame, everyone would know what she does. 44 00:04:36,345 --> 00:04:40,464 I bet they wouldn't even be that impressed, because, like, killing things with wood? 45 00:04:40,545 --> 00:04:43,936 Oh, scary vampires, they die from a splinter. 46 00:04:48,785 --> 00:04:51,345 So, Buffy, what are your plans today? 47 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:58,142 Giles and I are gonna go to the magic shop for supplies for my new training sessions. 48 00:04:58,225 --> 00:05:00,421 - That's great. - Yeah, I'm actually... 49 00:05:00,505 --> 00:05:04,260 You can take Dawn shopping for her back-to-school supplies. 50 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:06,985 - What? - Mom, I thought you were taking me. 51 00:05:07,065 --> 00:05:09,295 Honey, I've got the Gurion showing tonight 52 00:05:09,385 --> 00:05:12,025 and there's so much to do to get the gallery ready. 53 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:15,018 No, but, see, Mom, that doesn't really work for me. 54 00:05:15,105 --> 00:05:17,779 We're going to the magic shop. No school supplies there. 55 00:05:17,865 --> 00:05:20,254 Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. 56 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:25,134 Jeez, crack a book sometime. 57 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,980 I'm sure Giles doesn't mind dropping you off at the mall afterward. 58 00:05:29,065 --> 00:05:33,104 Actually, he does mind. This is supposed to be quality watcher/slayer time. 59 00:05:33,185 --> 00:05:35,540 I told you, she ruined my training yesterday. 60 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:39,175 - Did not! - Oh, you know you did too. 61 00:05:39,265 --> 00:05:44,704 Buffy, I realise the importance of your new slayer thing, but I could really use your help. 62 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:53,859 - Morning, Mrs Summers. You look great. - Oh, thank you, Riley. 63 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:58,494 - Suck-up. - What? It's a nice outfit. 64 00:05:58,745 --> 00:06:02,704 Besides, "I'm here to violate your first-born" never goes over with parents. 65 00:06:02,785 --> 00:06:04,776 Not sure why. 66 00:06:05,505 --> 00:06:08,543 Riley, my sister's boyfriend, is so into her. 67 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,617 They're always kissing... and groping. 68 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:14,495 I bet they've had sex. 69 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:18,578 - Hey, kid. - I'm not a kid. 70 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:23,423 Well, this is a surprise of the nicest kind. 71 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:27,339 Now it's my turn to be surprised. I thought we had plans today. 72 00:06:27,425 --> 00:06:30,065 Plans? We planned plans? 73 00:06:30,825 --> 00:06:35,342 Well, you said "Come over tomorrow and we'll hang" and then I said "OK". 74 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:39,018 Not the invasion of Normandy, but still a plan. 75 00:06:39,105 --> 00:06:40,539 Right. 76 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:44,619 - We're not hanging today, are we? - Giles is on his way to pick me up. 77 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:47,174 - Slayer training. - Slayer shopping, actually. 78 00:06:47,265 --> 00:06:50,417 - But equally as important. - I have no doubt. 79 00:06:50,505 --> 00:06:53,224 - OK, we'll hook up later. - Are you mad at me? 80 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:57,139 No, not at all. I'm plotting your death, but in a happy way. 81 00:06:57,225 --> 00:07:00,820 - Good. - Look, Buffy, I know what this means to you. 82 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:04,580 I think it's great that you've got this new mission. I'll see you tonight. 83 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,824 Bye. 84 00:07:06,905 --> 00:07:09,784 - See ya, kid. - I'm not a kid! 85 00:07:12,745 --> 00:07:14,702 I sympathise with you, I truly do. 86 00:07:14,785 --> 00:07:19,143 But I'm certain that Riley understands better than anyone the importance of training. 87 00:07:19,225 --> 00:07:22,024 You can't allow personal concerns to distract you... 88 00:07:22,105 --> 00:07:25,700 Dawn, will you stop fiddling with the radio and sit down? 89 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:30,336 I don't think Buffy's watcher likes me too much. 90 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:33,577 I think it's cos he's just so... old. 91 00:07:34,785 --> 00:07:38,858 I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word "newfangled" one time, 92 00:07:38,945 --> 00:07:41,778 so he's gotta be pretty far gone. 93 00:07:44,905 --> 00:07:49,854 There's a lot of books on this list. Any come on tape, read by George Clooney? 94 00:07:49,945 --> 00:07:53,859 You're entering a new realm, one for which I myself am not entirely prepared. 95 00:07:53,945 --> 00:07:57,063 - Are you ready for this commitment? - I'm just kidding. 96 00:07:57,145 --> 00:08:00,058 This Betty's ready. Colour me committed. 97 00:08:00,145 --> 00:08:03,342 - Blast! - You put it in neutral again, huh? 98 00:08:03,425 --> 00:08:07,259 I'm just not used to this automatic transmission. 99 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:10,463 I loathe this just sitting here, not contributing. 100 00:08:10,545 --> 00:08:13,822 - No, it's not working out. - Are you breaking up with your car? 101 00:08:13,905 --> 00:08:16,624 Well, it did seduce me, all red and sporty. 102 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,696 Little two-door tramp. 103 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:22,623 I don't know, I just... I was so at a loose end 104 00:08:22,705 --> 00:08:27,654 that I found myself searching for some way of feeling more... 105 00:08:27,745 --> 00:08:29,816 Shallow? 106 00:08:29,905 --> 00:08:34,581 Perhaps, as I am to be your watcher again, a modicum of respect might be in order. 107 00:08:34,665 --> 00:08:36,895 Do I have to? 108 00:08:36,985 --> 00:08:41,582 I'm serious, Buffy. There's going to be far less time for the sort of flighty, frivolous... 109 00:08:41,665 --> 00:08:45,624 - Hey, there's Willow and Tara! - Ooh, they haven't seen my new car. 110 00:08:49,185 --> 00:08:52,940 - Hey, Giles! Sharp wheels! - The rest of the car's nice, too. 111 00:08:53,025 --> 00:08:55,665 - Handles like a dream. - Where are you guys heading? 112 00:08:55,745 --> 00:08:58,498 Magic shop. I have some charms on back order. 113 00:08:58,585 --> 00:09:01,179 - Willow, hi. - Hey, Dawny! 114 00:09:01,945 --> 00:09:05,575 How's my favourite chess partner? Still leading with your knight? 115 00:09:05,665 --> 00:09:09,898 Willow's awesome. She's the only one I know who likes school as much as me. 116 00:09:09,985 --> 00:09:12,340 Even her friends are cool. 117 00:09:12,425 --> 00:09:16,020 - Hey, Dawn. - Like Tara. She and Willow are both witches. 118 00:09:16,105 --> 00:09:19,382 They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than slaying. 119 00:09:19,465 --> 00:09:22,901 I told Mom I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. 120 00:09:22,985 --> 00:09:27,183 And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs. Huh. 121 00:09:27,265 --> 00:09:30,781 I guess her generation isn't cool with witchcraft. 122 00:09:32,465 --> 00:09:34,775 Giles and I worked out a schedule around school. 123 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:38,142 A block of time every day to just focus on my new slayer training. 124 00:09:38,225 --> 00:09:41,980 That's a work ethic. Buffy, you're developing a work ethic. 125 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:44,534 Oh, no. Do they make an ointment for that? 126 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:49,654 People gotta respect a solid work ethic. Look at you. Motivated Buffy. 127 00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:54,421 Eager to soak up learning. You and I are gonna have so much fun this semester. 128 00:09:54,505 --> 00:09:58,817 That reminds me. With the whole new training schedule, I had to drop a class. 129 00:09:58,905 --> 00:10:01,943 Your slayer studies are way more important. 130 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:04,539 So I won't be taking drama with you. 131 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:08,903 - What? You have to. You promised! - I know, but Giles said that it just was... 132 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:11,499 - The hell with Giles. - I can hear you, Willow. 133 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:14,020 Drama is just Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. 134 00:10:14,105 --> 00:10:17,018 You can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. 135 00:10:17,105 --> 00:10:19,415 What about "people gotta respect a work ethic"? 136 00:10:19,505 --> 00:10:22,861 Other people, not me. There's a whole best-friend loophole. 137 00:10:22,945 --> 00:10:25,619 Shop's kinda dark. Maybe it's closed. 138 00:10:25,705 --> 00:10:27,696 That's odd. 139 00:10:44,785 --> 00:10:47,584 Well, I think "odd" just got upped to "bad". 140 00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:51,065 Hello? Anyone here? 141 00:10:51,145 --> 00:10:53,375 Mr Bogarty? 142 00:10:54,985 --> 00:10:57,135 The owner. I come in here a lot. 143 00:11:00,585 --> 00:11:05,056 Well, maybe this happened really late at night when nobody was... 144 00:11:05,785 --> 00:11:07,662 Will? 145 00:11:07,745 --> 00:11:10,134 I'm fine, I... I just tripped over... 146 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:13,216 Mr Bogarty. 147 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,855 - What is it? Is he OK? - Nothing you need to see. Go wait outside. 148 00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:22,338 I don't wanna wait outside. Ow, that hurts! You're hurting me. I'm telling. 149 00:11:22,425 --> 00:11:25,383 I don't have time for this. Just do like I say and wait. 150 00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:27,456 Here. 151 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:48,500 What you doing? What are you doing here? You can't loiter. There's no loitering. 152 00:11:49,545 --> 00:11:51,616 That's why I'm a cat. 153 00:11:51,705 --> 00:11:54,379 Quiet. See, cat's in the cupboard, 154 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:57,901 but they find you there anyway and it hurts. 155 00:11:59,425 --> 00:12:01,621 Please make it stop. 156 00:12:01,705 --> 00:12:04,697 - Shut up, shut up! They'll hear you! - Buffy! 157 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:09,661 I know you. 158 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:12,100 Curds and whey. 159 00:12:12,185 --> 00:12:15,303 I know what you are. 160 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:18,377 You don't belong here. 161 00:12:25,985 --> 00:12:27,976 Dawn? 162 00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,296 Dawn? 163 00:12:38,145 --> 00:12:40,136 Dawn, are you OK? 164 00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:43,656 Is... 165 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:47,814 Is that guy dead in there? 166 00:12:48,825 --> 00:12:50,816 Yeah. 167 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,940 They're gonna be a little while longer, doing the detective thing. 168 00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:05,814 Best non-Scoobies like you and me stay out of their way. 169 00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,261 Do you wanna thumb-wrestle? 170 00:13:18,345 --> 00:13:20,336 OK. 171 00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:28,937 Judging by the bitefest, I'd say it was more than one vampire. 172 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,982 I make it four at least. 173 00:13:31,065 --> 00:13:33,500 Someone's put together a new fang club. 174 00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:38,056 I've crosschecked the inventory list and things are definitely missing, mostly books. 175 00:13:38,145 --> 00:13:43,777 Including A Treatise on the Mythology and Methodology of the Vampire Slayer. 176 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:48,098 - Oh, shoot. Was that the only copy? - Come on, Buffy, this could be very serious. 177 00:13:48,185 --> 00:13:52,736 Whoever's leading this pack of vampires is interested in learning more about you. 178 00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:56,819 Perhaps searching for weaknesses or... Good Lord. 179 00:13:57,465 --> 00:13:58,739 What? 180 00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:03,456 Well, I had no idea the profit margins on a shop like this were so high. 181 00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:07,937 Look at this. Low-overhead out-of-state orders, international... 182 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:12,536 It's no wonder there's never any trouble attracting new owners. 183 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,663 - A place like this is a virtual... - Deathtrap? 184 00:14:16,225 --> 00:14:19,536 Well, yes, there is that, but... still. 185 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:23,185 Location, you know, pedestrian traffic... 186 00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:25,222 So what's the next step? 187 00:14:25,305 --> 00:14:29,185 Buffy, you should begin looking for their lair straightaway. 188 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:32,576 - I'll get Riley to help me patrol. - Aren't you forgetting something? 189 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:36,056 - Impressive square footage. - You're on Dawn duty. 190 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:40,420 Oh, duty. I gotta drop my sister back at home. 191 00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:43,176 My mother's gonna kill me. 192 00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:45,859 I bet the death rate keeps the rent down. 193 00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:50,063 Oh, hello. Something's been taken from this case. 194 00:14:50,145 --> 00:14:52,580 - Look here. - What'd they take? 195 00:14:52,665 --> 00:14:56,215 I should think an item of value or power, possibly even... 196 00:14:56,305 --> 00:15:01,095 A unicorn. Ten-inch ceramic unicorn imported from Thailand. 197 00:15:01,185 --> 00:15:05,179 - Was it valuable? - $12.95. 198 00:15:05,265 --> 00:15:10,499 Which begs the question, what kind of creature fancies cheap, tasteless statuary? 199 00:15:11,025 --> 00:15:16,179 OK, hi. First of all, I wanna thank everybody for a really successful raid 200 00:15:16,265 --> 00:15:18,256 on the magic shop last night. 201 00:15:18,345 --> 00:15:21,781 Good job, minions! Yes, you deserve it. 202 00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:28,660 Secondly, somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest little unicorn. 203 00:15:30,665 --> 00:15:32,019 What? 204 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:36,781 Brad. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in the tenth grade. 205 00:15:36,865 --> 00:15:41,063 - I had to get her something. She sired me. - Sire-whipped. 206 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:44,145 Anyway, the books you brought me to help with the plan? 207 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:50,938 I've been skimming through the book jackets and there's some useful stuff in there, so... 208 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:53,858 Yes, uh... Sorry, forgot your name. 209 00:15:54,185 --> 00:15:57,735 - Cyrus. - Cyrus, right. Peaches's friend. 210 00:15:57,825 --> 00:16:01,295 - What's your question? - When are we gonna do it? 211 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:06,778 Eww! That's rude! I barely know you. And you're a minion. 212 00:16:07,145 --> 00:16:10,376 He means the plan. When are we gonna do the plan? 213 00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:12,217 Oh! 214 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,583 The plan! Let me tell you, I'm really psyched about it and I hope the rest of you guys... 215 00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:19,054 - When? - Tonight! 216 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,976 We kill the Slayer tonight. 217 00:16:30,585 --> 00:16:35,500 So not only didn't you take your sister shopping, you brought her to a murder scene. 218 00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:39,544 No, I didn't bring her to it. It just sorta came upon us. 219 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,935 It's not like she saw the body or anything. 220 00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:45,017 Oh, well. That makes it all right then, doesn't it? 221 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,494 No, that is not what I meant. 222 00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:51,055 I asked one favour of you, Buffy. To look after your sister. 223 00:16:51,145 --> 00:16:54,615 And now you wanna unload her, so you and Riley can go out. 224 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:58,699 To patrol. I'm working. It's not like I wanna go to the sock hop. 225 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:02,904 I have to be at the pre-show reception in half an hour. Who's gonna watch Dawn? 226 00:17:02,985 --> 00:17:05,977 - I don't need anyone to watch me! - Yes, you do. 227 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:11,616 Wait. So what you're saying is if I can get an acceptable baby-sitter, I can go patrol? 228 00:17:11,705 --> 00:17:15,619 Baby-sitter? I'm 14! I'm old enough to be a baby-sitter. 229 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:18,663 And who are you gonna get on such short notice? 230 00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:21,100 I can take care of myself. 231 00:17:21,185 --> 00:17:24,337 - Xander. - Xander? 232 00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:29,057 OK. 233 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,296 - Dawn patrol. - Hey. 234 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:39,174 Check this out. They put cheese on round bread. It's gonna be big. 235 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:43,020 Xander is so much cuter than anyone. And smarter, too. 236 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,257 He totally skipped college and got a job working construction, 237 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:48,985 which is so kind of deep, you know. 238 00:17:49,065 --> 00:17:51,500 He builds things. And he's brave, too. 239 00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:55,374 Just last week he went undercover to stop that Dracula guy. 240 00:17:56,025 --> 00:17:58,699 - Have fun. Not too much fun, though. - Dawn. 241 00:17:59,385 --> 00:18:01,945 - Dawn, be good. - We will. 242 00:18:02,025 --> 00:18:04,699 We're just gonna play with matches, run with scissors, 243 00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:08,415 take candy from some guy - I don't know his name. 244 00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:13,662 Xander treats everyone like an equal. He doesn't look down on people. 245 00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:16,703 - Hello there, little girl. - Even when he should. 246 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:18,662 We are gonna have fun, fun, fun! 247 00:18:18,745 --> 00:18:24,104 Look, I've got Monopoly, Clue and ooh, The Game of Life! That sounds good! 248 00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,458 Poor Dawn. 249 00:18:27,145 --> 00:18:28,783 She was pretty shaken up. 250 00:18:28,865 --> 00:18:33,496 Well, sure. Bloody death and stuff. She'll be OK. 251 00:18:33,585 --> 00:18:36,657 It's just... I think it's tough for her. 252 00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:40,454 Not being able to... allowed to, you know, help. 253 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,780 - Help? - Out. You. 254 00:18:44,865 --> 00:18:47,334 You guys. The Slayer Circle. 255 00:18:47,425 --> 00:18:51,783 Well, Buffy doesn't really need... and I think Dawn's a little young. 256 00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:56,775 I know. You're right. It's just hard. That outsider feeling. 257 00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:02,662 Tara, you're not an outsider. 258 00:19:04,465 --> 00:19:06,854 Well, yeah, I kinda am. 259 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,936 No. No, you're not. 260 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,818 Willow, it's OK. Where does this go? 261 00:19:13,905 --> 00:19:16,215 Is somebody making you feel uncomfortable? 262 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:19,696 - Is it Xander? It's Xander, isn't it? - Xander's a sweetie. 263 00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:24,222 It's Giles! It's cos he's British and doesn't understand about stuff. 264 00:19:24,305 --> 00:19:27,775 It's no one. You guys all just have this really tight bond. 265 00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:31,654 It's hard to break into that. And I'm not even sure I want to. 266 00:19:33,745 --> 00:19:35,782 I'm sure. 267 00:19:35,865 --> 00:19:40,257 You're completely one of the gang now. Everyone accepts that. 268 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,734 You're one of the good guys. 269 00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:47,696 Maybe I can talk to the rest of the group and we can do something, 270 00:19:47,785 --> 00:19:50,345 some kind of Scooby initiation. 271 00:19:50,425 --> 00:19:55,579 Oh! Maybe we can wear some kind of special ring that identifies us as members. 272 00:19:55,665 --> 00:20:00,535 I don't think so. But maybe something like that would be nice for Dawn. 273 00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:04,061 - I do worry about her sometimes. - You don't have to. 274 00:20:04,145 --> 00:20:07,183 She's got big sister Buffy happily looking out for her. 275 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:10,656 So then my mom goes off on me about how I'm supposed to watch out for Dawn 276 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:13,624 and shield her from stuff that might upset her. 277 00:20:13,705 --> 00:20:16,504 - Like dead shopkeepers. - She didn't see him. 278 00:20:17,065 --> 00:20:19,978 A foot, maybe. A dead foot, which is bad, OK. 279 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:24,980 But hello! I see dead stuff all the time and you don't see Mom shielding me. 280 00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:27,818 So, you want your mother to give you space to be a slayer 281 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:30,135 and shield you from it at the same time? 282 00:20:30,225 --> 00:20:34,219 Thank you, Logic Boy. Did I mention, this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it. 283 00:20:34,305 --> 00:20:38,139 I'm getting that. What's the deal, Buffy? You seem really... 284 00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:45,180 Trash can. From a distance it looked kinda... 285 00:20:45,265 --> 00:20:46,938 ..tense. 286 00:20:47,025 --> 00:20:51,223 No, I was gonna say brown, squat, shadowy. 287 00:20:51,305 --> 00:20:55,424 Uh-huh. Back to what I was saying before we were rudely attacked by nothing. 288 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,621 You seem really tense. 289 00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:00,584 Yeah, there's a new vampire gang in town. 290 00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:06,059 I mean domestically tense. You're on Dawn's case a lot. 291 00:21:07,025 --> 00:21:09,016 I guess. It's just... 292 00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:16,624 I don't know... I know it's always been this way. She's the baby. 293 00:21:16,705 --> 00:21:22,178 But for some reason, lately, it's just really getting to me. She's always around. 294 00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:25,735 - Well, yeah. You're, like, her idol, Buffy. - Her idol? 295 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:30,263 I don't think so, unless you like to spill things on your idol's new leather pants and... 296 00:21:30,345 --> 00:21:32,416 You know what I mean. 297 00:21:32,505 --> 00:21:36,976 You have superpowers and college, a studly yet sensitive boyfriend... 298 00:21:37,065 --> 00:21:41,536 And a pesky life-or-death job that I can't quit or even take a break from. 299 00:21:42,065 --> 00:21:45,342 She doesn't get the sacrifices. She's a kid. 300 00:21:45,425 --> 00:21:47,416 And that's what bugs. 301 00:21:47,505 --> 00:21:51,544 She gets to be a kid and she acts like it's the biggest burden in the world. 302 00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:57,214 Sometimes I would like to curl up in Mom's lap and not worry about the fate of the world. 303 00:21:57,305 --> 00:22:01,014 I'd like to be the one who's protected, who's waited on... 304 00:22:01,105 --> 00:22:04,143 ...hand and foot, getting her own way. Always the favourite. 305 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:07,263 You nut. Your mom loves you both equally. 306 00:22:07,345 --> 00:22:10,815 But if I'm wrong, I find money usually helps tip the scale. 307 00:22:10,905 --> 00:22:15,217 Slip Joyce a 10 or a 20 once in a while. Then we'll see who's the favourite. 308 00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:17,979 - He says I'm like a kid sister. - Here come the judge! 309 00:22:18,065 --> 00:22:22,263 But sometimes when he looks at me, I feel like he sees me as I am. 310 00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:25,462 As a woman. 311 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:31,143 Crap! Look at this! Now I'm burdened with a husband and several tiny pink children, 312 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:34,297 and more cash than I can reasonably manage. 313 00:22:34,385 --> 00:22:37,298 That means you're winning. 314 00:22:37,385 --> 00:22:39,695 - Really? - Yes. Cash equals good. 315 00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:41,374 Ooh! 316 00:22:41,465 --> 00:22:45,174 I'm so pleased. Can I trade in the children for more cash? 317 00:22:58,105 --> 00:23:01,541 "Slayer, come out and die." 318 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,014 I'm waiting for you, Buffy. 319 00:23:12,745 --> 00:23:15,134 I know you're in there. 320 00:23:16,865 --> 00:23:21,382 What do you mean, she's not in there? She has to be. I'm calling her out! 321 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:25,265 Then I bet she'll be real sorry she missed your call. 322 00:23:25,345 --> 00:23:28,337 You and your buddies'll have to be killed by Buffy later. 323 00:23:28,425 --> 00:23:31,383 They're not my buddies. They're my minions. 324 00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:34,579 - They're... what, now? - Minions. 325 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:38,943 You know, lackeys? They work for me. 326 00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:44,817 What's so funny? 327 00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:49,502 Nothing. What could be funny? Just "Look out! It's the terrifying Harmony gang. Ooh!" 328 00:23:49,585 --> 00:23:51,496 Stop laughing! 329 00:23:54,545 --> 00:23:59,176 I just... I just can't picture anyone pathetic enough to be following... 330 00:23:59,265 --> 00:24:02,064 Is that Brad Konig? Hah! 331 00:24:02,145 --> 00:24:06,218 Who'd have thought when you beat up kids in gym class, you'd end up Harmony's lapdog? 332 00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:08,899 Screw you, Harris. 333 00:24:08,985 --> 00:24:12,057 You should know all about being somebody's lapdog. 334 00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:14,375 I hear you were a good puppy for Dracula. 335 00:24:14,465 --> 00:24:18,060 - You heard wrong. - Don't feel bad. 336 00:24:18,145 --> 00:24:23,538 I hear that mind-control thing he does works really well on weak fraidy-cat losers. 337 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:26,060 - You didn't stand a chance. - Shut up! 338 00:24:26,145 --> 00:24:28,136 Dawn, I'm handling this. 339 00:24:30,025 --> 00:24:31,936 - Shut up, Harmony. - Make me. 340 00:24:32,745 --> 00:24:35,624 I don't feel like another hair-pulling contest with you. 341 00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:38,265 You're the hair-puller, you big girl! 342 00:24:38,345 --> 00:24:40,780 Come inside and say that. Xander'll kick your... 343 00:24:40,865 --> 00:24:42,776 Dawn, no! 344 00:24:58,625 --> 00:25:01,583 The invitation was for one. 345 00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:05,056 Not such a pushover any more, am I? 346 00:25:06,985 --> 00:25:09,101 The Slayer's house should have more weapons. 347 00:25:09,185 --> 00:25:12,940 I've been working out, learning some new tricks, honing my... 348 00:25:14,105 --> 00:25:15,698 instincts. 349 00:25:20,625 --> 00:25:23,139 This isn't over, Xander! I'll be back! 350 00:25:23,225 --> 00:25:28,618 And we'll be ready for ya! Stakes, crosses, the whole enchilada. 351 00:25:29,865 --> 00:25:31,902 Buffy is not gonna be happy about this. 352 00:25:35,465 --> 00:25:37,456 Harmony... 353 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:40,781 Harmony has minions? 354 00:25:40,865 --> 00:25:43,584 Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction. 355 00:25:43,665 --> 00:25:46,578 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just... 356 00:25:46,665 --> 00:25:49,418 Harmony has minions. 357 00:25:49,865 --> 00:25:51,856 And Ruffles have ridges. 358 00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:56,216 Buffy, there's actually a more serious side to all this. 359 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,855 I sure hope so, cos I'm having trouble breathing. 360 00:25:59,945 --> 00:26:04,018 - What is it? - Well, she did come here to kill you. 361 00:26:05,545 --> 00:26:10,176 Buffy, come on. They have killed once that we know of. She could be a threat to you. 362 00:26:10,265 --> 00:26:13,735 Especially now that she can enter your house any time she wants. 363 00:26:16,105 --> 00:26:17,504 What? 364 00:26:19,905 --> 00:26:25,025 Yeah, actually, she - Harmony - kind of happened to sorta get an invite. 365 00:26:27,705 --> 00:26:31,585 You guys can't invite her in. Only someone who lives here can... 366 00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:37,542 Where is she? 367 00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:41,300 In her room. Look, I think she's still pretty freaked out. 368 00:26:41,385 --> 00:26:43,740 - Dawn! - It was an accident. She didn't mean it. 369 00:26:43,825 --> 00:26:46,135 Well, that just makes it OK then, doesn't it? 370 00:26:46,225 --> 00:26:48,978 No, but believe me, nobody feels worse than her right now. 371 00:26:49,785 --> 00:26:54,780 What a total disaster. My first plan. I so wanted it to go well. 372 00:26:54,865 --> 00:26:59,098 Plus, I didn't even get to kill stupid Xander Harris. That was so embarrassing. 373 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,904 - We'll go back later. - No. It's no good. 374 00:27:01,985 --> 00:27:05,376 Buffy's gonna expect us now. The whole surprise is blown. 375 00:27:05,465 --> 00:27:07,934 - Who are you growling at? - Not me, my stomach. 376 00:27:08,025 --> 00:27:11,222 - If I don't eat somebody, I'll get dizzy. - Let's go to the lair. 377 00:27:11,305 --> 00:27:13,899 - That census taker may not be empty yet. - Not me. 378 00:27:13,985 --> 00:27:16,579 This night is young and I want some action. 379 00:27:19,985 --> 00:27:23,615 Happy to oblige. I thought it was gonna be a slow night. 380 00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:26,658 Step on up, kiddies. Thrashings for all. 381 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,495 Stop! 382 00:27:31,465 --> 00:27:33,775 Well... Hello, Harm. 383 00:27:34,345 --> 00:27:36,143 Spikey. 384 00:27:36,225 --> 00:27:38,580 I mean, Spike. 385 00:27:38,665 --> 00:27:40,975 Long time. You look good. 386 00:27:41,705 --> 00:27:45,175 - I feel good. - I remember. 387 00:27:46,785 --> 00:27:49,584 - How have you been? - Not bad. 388 00:27:50,505 --> 00:27:53,065 Just got a brand-new telly in my crypt, so... 389 00:27:53,145 --> 00:27:57,139 - Why are you talking to him? - It's OK. We used to go steady. 390 00:27:58,265 --> 00:28:03,021 - Spike, Mort. Mort, this is... - I know who he is. He kills our kind. 391 00:28:03,105 --> 00:28:05,255 Oh, yeah. What's up with that? 392 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,064 Bloke's gotta have a hobby, don't he? Piss off, Mort. 393 00:28:09,145 --> 00:28:13,423 Mort, just give us a couple of minutes, OK? 394 00:28:15,705 --> 00:28:19,938 He's really testy. Some of us are thinking of voting him out of the gang. 395 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:23,459 - Gang? - Oh, yeah. 396 00:28:23,545 --> 00:28:26,344 I've got my own gang now. 397 00:28:26,425 --> 00:28:31,135 - Is that what those circus freaks are? - Uh-huh. I mean... shut up. 398 00:28:32,545 --> 00:28:36,334 - We're gonna kill the Slayer. - Singing my song now, are you? 399 00:28:36,425 --> 00:28:39,895 You should pay me royalties for that one, or at least get your own tune. 400 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:44,456 I'm not gonna make the mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books. 401 00:28:44,745 --> 00:28:47,055 What, Evil for Dummies? 402 00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:53,143 Look at you, all puffed up and mighty, thinking you're the new Big Bad. 403 00:28:53,225 --> 00:28:54,943 It's, uh... 404 00:28:55,945 --> 00:28:58,858 Well, let's face it, it's adorable. 405 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:02,495 You just can't stand the fact that I'm my own person now. 406 00:29:02,585 --> 00:29:07,216 There comes a time in a woman's life when she realises she needs to take the next step. 407 00:29:07,305 --> 00:29:12,141 I've taken it. I've found the real me and I like her. 408 00:29:13,825 --> 00:29:16,624 Hope you'll be very happy together. 409 00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:20,417 In the meantime, save slayer-slaying for the professionals. 410 00:29:20,505 --> 00:29:24,180 You'll see. Buffy'll be dead by sunrise. 411 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,176 I've got a plan. 412 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:30,782 Let me guess. Snatch one of her friends, use 'em as bait, lead her into a trap. 413 00:29:30,865 --> 00:29:32,742 That sort of thing? 414 00:29:32,825 --> 00:29:35,817 No. Much, much better one. 415 00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,381 I'm not gonna tell you! 416 00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:41,183 Thought as much. 417 00:29:41,265 --> 00:29:45,463 Best of luck. Let me know how this archvillain thing works out for you. 418 00:29:45,545 --> 00:29:48,219 I'll do that. And after Buffy is gone, 419 00:29:48,305 --> 00:29:52,856 I'm gonna kill everybody in this town that was ever mean to me... Spike! 420 00:29:57,985 --> 00:29:59,976 Guys! New plan. 421 00:30:03,305 --> 00:30:06,024 A lot of weapons for somebody you weren't sweating. 422 00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:09,655 That was before Dawn gave Harmony a pass to kill us all in our sleep. 423 00:30:09,745 --> 00:30:13,534 Buff, Willow'll come do a return engagement of her uninvitation spell. 424 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:17,698 She still has the stuff from last week. You're back in the Fortress of Solitude. 425 00:30:17,785 --> 00:30:20,857 - All better. - No. Not all better. 426 00:30:20,945 --> 00:30:24,461 It's not like Dawn hasn't grown up in this house knowing all the rules. 427 00:30:24,545 --> 00:30:27,583 Especially the biggie! Numero one-o. 428 00:30:27,665 --> 00:30:31,021 "Do not invite bloodsucking dead people into our home." 429 00:30:31,945 --> 00:30:35,779 I mean, please. I would never have Harmony over even when she was alive. 430 00:30:35,865 --> 00:30:38,584 People slip, Buffy. Your mom did. 431 00:30:38,665 --> 00:30:43,262 She invited in the mas... Dracula in for coffee. 432 00:30:44,745 --> 00:30:47,419 Well, that was different. I mean, she... 433 00:30:48,705 --> 00:30:51,299 He would... 434 00:30:51,385 --> 00:30:56,937 She was lonely and... and she didn't know he was a vampire. The vampire. 435 00:30:57,025 --> 00:31:01,303 Dawn knew exactly what Harmony was when she rolled out the welcome mat for her. 436 00:31:01,385 --> 00:31:05,140 - She's just a kid. - Will everybody please stop saying that? 437 00:31:05,225 --> 00:31:09,537 I was just a kid when I met my first vampire, but I still managed to remember the rules. 438 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,536 You had to. It was your job. 439 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:17,098 No. No, it was common sense. But nobody expects even that much from Dawn, do they? 440 00:31:17,185 --> 00:31:21,019 No. She has to be protected and coddled from the big bad world. 441 00:31:21,105 --> 00:31:26,623 We are doing nothing but turning her into a little idiot who is going to get us all killed. 442 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:37,141 She just has to be more careful. 443 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:41,378 Now, I can't be there to protect her 24 hours a day. 444 00:31:41,465 --> 00:31:43,456 I just can't. 445 00:31:49,065 --> 00:31:51,056 Hey! Don't! 446 00:31:52,825 --> 00:31:54,418 Dawn! 447 00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:01,295 - What are you doing? - Leave me alone. 448 00:32:01,385 --> 00:32:03,661 I will after you come back inside the house. 449 00:32:03,745 --> 00:32:07,136 - Let go of me! - No, it's not safe out here. 450 00:32:07,585 --> 00:32:09,735 You got that right. 451 00:32:25,185 --> 00:32:27,176 Anya! 452 00:32:34,345 --> 00:32:36,416 Vampires took... 453 00:32:36,505 --> 00:32:39,418 This head wound looks bad. We better get her to a hospital. 454 00:32:39,505 --> 00:32:42,145 - They took her... - Easy. Sh, sh. 455 00:32:43,425 --> 00:32:44,938 Dawn. 456 00:32:45,025 --> 00:32:47,380 Dawn? What about Dawn? 457 00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:49,934 She ran out. They took her. 458 00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:53,015 Vampires. 459 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,699 Oh, God. Oh, God. 460 00:32:56,665 --> 00:32:58,622 Take care of Anya. 461 00:32:58,705 --> 00:33:00,662 Buffy! 462 00:33:00,745 --> 00:33:04,454 All right. Once again, nice work, minionators. 463 00:33:04,545 --> 00:33:06,934 I'm really, really proud of you guys. 464 00:33:07,825 --> 00:33:12,501 Ah, Mort. I trust you made our guest comfortable? 465 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,741 You told me to chain her to a wall. 466 00:33:15,825 --> 00:33:20,774 Yeah, I know. I'm being, you know, sarcastic or whatever. 467 00:33:21,465 --> 00:33:26,858 Anyway, I'm feeling really good about this new plan, people. I think it's a winner. 468 00:33:26,945 --> 00:33:30,859 - When do we eat the girl? - We don't. Not yet. 469 00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:34,461 - Why not? - Because... that's not the plan. 470 00:33:36,065 --> 00:33:38,978 Do I have to go over the plan again? 471 00:33:39,065 --> 00:33:42,183 We use the sister as bait. We send Buffy a note... 472 00:33:42,265 --> 00:33:44,256 More notes? 473 00:33:45,185 --> 00:33:49,179 We send Buffy a note, telling her that if she wants to see her sister again, 474 00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:52,144 she has to come alone to a place we choose. 475 00:33:52,225 --> 00:33:55,297 She comes, we jump her, we kill her. 476 00:33:55,385 --> 00:33:58,901 So it doesn't matter if we're actually holding the Slayer's sister. 477 00:33:58,985 --> 00:34:02,580 Just as long as she thinks we are, she'll walk into the trap. 478 00:34:03,265 --> 00:34:04,380 I guess. 479 00:34:04,465 --> 00:34:06,741 So we can eat the girl now. 480 00:34:06,825 --> 00:34:10,056 - We're not eating the girl. - Why not? 481 00:34:10,145 --> 00:34:13,024 Because that's not the plan. 482 00:34:22,385 --> 00:34:26,379 Bollocks. Gonna have to pinch one of those satellite dishes. 483 00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:31,779 Well, speaking of dishes, to what do I owe this unpleasant sur... 484 00:34:31,865 --> 00:34:33,424 Bloody hell! 485 00:34:33,505 --> 00:34:36,145 I don't have time for banter. Where's Harmony's lair? 486 00:34:36,225 --> 00:34:39,377 Haven't seen her in months. How should I know? 487 00:34:39,465 --> 00:34:43,379 - Where is she? - At least lay off the nose. 488 00:34:43,465 --> 00:34:47,459 OK, OK! Used to have a cave in the north woods. 489 00:34:47,545 --> 00:34:50,742 About 40 metres past the overpass construction site. 490 00:34:50,825 --> 00:34:52,304 Ow! 491 00:34:52,385 --> 00:34:54,661 I was telling you the truth! 492 00:34:54,745 --> 00:34:56,622 I know. 493 00:34:59,985 --> 00:35:04,741 They don't respect me. They pretend they do, but deep down they think I'm nothing. 494 00:35:04,825 --> 00:35:07,977 I mean, I'm the one who put this group together. Me! 495 00:35:08,065 --> 00:35:11,103 But they treat me like I don't even matter. 496 00:35:11,185 --> 00:35:14,815 Do you have any idea what that feels like? 497 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:16,179 A little. 498 00:35:16,265 --> 00:35:19,178 They have no idea how much pressure I'm under. 499 00:35:19,265 --> 00:35:23,054 I have to make all the hard decisions. And it's hard! 500 00:35:26,465 --> 00:35:29,105 Excuse me. I didn't hear anybody knock. 501 00:35:29,785 --> 00:35:33,540 We've been talking it over and we decided we don't like this plan. 502 00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:36,094 Except for Brad. He abstained. 503 00:35:36,185 --> 00:35:38,859 Oh, really? You have a plan you like better? 504 00:35:39,145 --> 00:35:43,059 We're gonna feed on the girl and kill you. Maybe not in that order. 505 00:35:45,105 --> 00:35:47,904 I don't think I like your attitude, Mort. 506 00:35:49,665 --> 00:35:51,656 Kill him for me. 507 00:35:55,705 --> 00:35:58,094 All right. You're all on my list. 508 00:36:02,065 --> 00:36:05,376 This isn't fair. OK, so things haven't been perfect. 509 00:36:05,465 --> 00:36:09,220 I just need a little more time to grow into my leadership role. 510 00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:11,296 Time's up. 511 00:36:16,505 --> 00:36:19,702 Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you. 512 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,614 Can't say she didn't warn him. 513 00:36:35,705 --> 00:36:39,824 - And you didn't like the plan. - Dawn, close your eyes. 514 00:36:39,905 --> 00:36:42,579 So, Slayer, at last we meet. 515 00:36:42,945 --> 00:36:45,300 We've met, Harmony, you halfwit. 516 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:50,256 I'm the halfwit? Excuse me, but look who's fallen into my... 517 00:36:58,985 --> 00:37:00,339 trap. 518 00:37:00,425 --> 00:37:04,578 Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. 519 00:37:04,665 --> 00:37:07,942 When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were bad. 520 00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:11,097 But when you try to be bad, you suck. 521 00:37:12,545 --> 00:37:14,138 Buffy, watch out! 522 00:37:17,225 --> 00:37:20,217 Good shot, Mort! I think you got her on the... 523 00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:27,699 You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home. 524 00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:30,938 Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me. 525 00:38:31,145 --> 00:38:34,501 Fine. I'll tell her you ran out of the house in the middle of the night, 526 00:38:34,585 --> 00:38:38,863 that you got Anya hurt, invited a vampire in, got kidnapped... 527 00:38:49,025 --> 00:38:53,178 Sorry it ran so late. Everything go OK? 528 00:38:54,985 --> 00:38:57,499 Yeah. Yeah, you know. 529 00:38:57,585 --> 00:39:00,464 I got the vamps and we watched some TV. 530 00:39:00,545 --> 00:39:04,743 Well, I know at least one of us who's supposed to be in bed by now. 531 00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:10,016 Good night. 532 00:39:12,345 --> 00:39:14,905 - So how was the exhibit? - It was fantastic. 533 00:39:14,985 --> 00:39:19,024 Buffy probably would've gotten in way more trouble than me anyway. 534 00:39:19,105 --> 00:39:22,496 But I guess it was pretty OK of her not to say anything to Mom. 535 00:39:22,585 --> 00:39:27,455 Anya's gonna be OK and Xander wasn't mad at me. So stuff mostly worked out. 536 00:39:27,545 --> 00:39:30,901 - Giles, are you sure about this? - Why wouldn't I be? 537 00:39:30,985 --> 00:39:36,742 Most magic-shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer. 538 00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:40,056 - And have you ever run a store before? - I was a librarian for years. 539 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:43,536 This is the same, except people pay for the things they never return. 540 00:39:43,625 --> 00:39:46,743 It'll give me focus, help increase my resources. 541 00:39:46,825 --> 00:39:50,295 And it'll prevent you lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. 542 00:39:50,385 --> 00:39:52,899 There may even be space for you to train in the back. 543 00:39:52,985 --> 00:39:57,263 Boy, you've really thought this through. How bored were you last year? 544 00:39:57,345 --> 00:40:00,576 I watched Passions with Spike. Let us never speak of it. 545 00:40:07,185 --> 00:40:10,382 Don't break anything. 546 00:40:13,665 --> 00:40:16,225 Just don't touch anything. 547 00:40:16,305 --> 00:40:20,503 Not that Buffy's really changed at all. Like she ever would. 548 00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:26,699 What you're doing right now, not moving? Good. Keep doing that. 549 00:40:29,585 --> 00:40:32,464 She still thinks I'm Little Miss Nobody, 550 00:40:32,545 --> 00:40:35,139 just her dumb little sister. 551 00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:38,824 Boy, is she in for a surprise! 552 00:41:00,185 --> 00:41:03,382 Claire Bates 553 00:41:16,585 --> 00:41:18,576 Urgh! Argh! 554 00:41:22,225 --> 00:41:24,216 ENGLISH SDH