1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:05,322 Buffy's like nobody else in the world. 2 00:00:07,853 --> 00:00:09,525 But she doesn't love me. 3 00:00:09,613 --> 00:00:12,889 - Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": - What have you done to me? 4 00:00:12,973 --> 00:00:16,010 Professor Walsh. She implanted the behaviour modifiier. 5 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:18,766 - A chip in my head. - Actually, the chip is here. 6 00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:22,368 Tied directly into your central nervous system through the thoracic nerve. 7 00:00:22,453 --> 00:00:24,523 What's happening to me? 8 00:00:24,613 --> 00:00:27,844 - Walsh was feeding you drugs. - Something's crawling inside. 9 00:00:27,933 --> 00:00:31,084 I don't wanna think about the damage our guys could do in withdrawal. 10 00:00:31,173 --> 00:00:34,848 Buffy? If you're going out, why don'tyou take your sister? 11 00:00:34,933 --> 00:00:36,161 Mom! 12 00:00:36,253 --> 00:00:38,687 Nobody knows who I am. Not the real me. 13 00:00:39,533 --> 00:00:41,763 No one understands. 14 00:00:41,853 --> 00:00:44,287 No one has an older sister who's a slayer. 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 16 00:01:33,773 --> 00:01:36,162 - Riley? - Buffy, what are you doing here? 17 00:01:36,253 --> 00:01:38,721 - My job? - I thoughtyou were in the north sector. 18 00:01:38,813 --> 00:01:40,565 Watch out! 19 00:01:45,853 --> 00:01:47,445 Never mind. 20 00:01:58,453 --> 00:02:00,569 Why do I even bother to show up? 21 00:02:02,693 --> 00:02:04,684 Spike, what are you doing here? 22 00:02:04,773 --> 00:02:07,765 Same thing as you and your cub scout here, I'll wager. 23 00:02:10,253 --> 00:02:12,403 A spot of violence before bedtime. 24 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:31,044 What? I softened him up. 25 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:35,368 Better keep out of my way, Spike. I'm not gonna take this much longer. 26 00:02:35,453 --> 00:02:39,492 And do what with my spare time? Sit at home knitting cunning sweater sets? 27 00:02:39,573 --> 00:02:42,007 - Would it keep you out of my way? - She's right. 28 00:02:42,093 --> 00:02:44,891 You shouldn't be out here when she's patrolling. 29 00:02:46,373 --> 00:02:47,931 Oh! I sawthat. 30 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:53,241 Looks like neither boy's entirely welcome. You should take him home, Slayer. 31 00:02:53,333 --> 00:02:56,848 Make him stay there. I've got knitting needles he can borrow. 32 00:02:56,933 --> 00:03:01,370 Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? 33 00:03:02,773 --> 00:03:06,766 I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say. Go home. 34 00:03:08,853 --> 00:03:11,447 It's blood. It's what I do. 35 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:16,287 Hey, hope I didn't get in the way. 36 00:03:16,373 --> 00:03:19,570 Of course not. I was just startled. 37 00:03:20,053 --> 00:03:24,046 And, you know I don't... love the idea of you patrolling alone. 38 00:03:25,013 --> 00:03:28,847 - Not much for bench-warming. - No, you made the squad. 39 00:03:28,933 --> 00:03:32,926 You threwthat vampire like he was a teeny-weeny little vampire. 40 00:03:33,453 --> 00:03:38,129 Hey, you wanna go again? I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires. 41 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:44,402 Nah. Unless you wanna go back and kill Spike for the fun of it? 42 00:03:50,133 --> 00:03:52,727 I will know your blood, Slayer. 43 00:03:54,253 --> 00:03:56,847 I will make your neck my chalice 44 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,924 and drink deep. 45 00:04:05,853 --> 00:04:06,603 Ow! 46 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:04,168 You can't possibly be arguing that Marat didn't betray the French Revolutionaries. 47 00:05:04,253 --> 00:05:06,813 This was the guy who declared the rights of man, 48 00:05:06,893 --> 00:05:11,364 and then the next thing you know he's killing Girondins like it's going out of style. 49 00:05:11,453 --> 00:05:15,128 Will, you're missing my point. I agree that Marat wasn't a real martyr, 50 00:05:15,213 --> 00:05:20,367 but the death in the tub, the neck wound... just a little more fangy than knifey. 51 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,411 - Charlotte Corday wasn't a martyr either... - Buffy... 52 00:05:23,493 --> 00:05:26,451 - What? - Listen to us. We're arguing. 53 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:32,324 We're having a debate about a college lecture. I have dreamt of this day since... forever. 54 00:05:33,453 --> 00:05:35,887 You are turning into quite the student. 55 00:05:36,373 --> 00:05:39,968 - Should I be watching my occipital lobe? - Your what? 56 00:05:40,053 --> 00:05:42,487 Occipital. The lobe in the back of your brain. 57 00:05:42,573 --> 00:05:45,041 You know, like, "Should I be watching my back?" 58 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:48,728 You know, the... back of your brain. 59 00:05:48,813 --> 00:05:53,284 Apparently not. Don't worry, Will, you still wear the smarty-pants in the family. 60 00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:56,604 I don't know. You've been studying really a lot. 61 00:05:56,693 --> 00:06:02,290 I'm trying. But they're piling on the reading and Giles fills any free time with training. 62 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:06,487 - This working hard is hard work. - Isn't it crazy like that? 63 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:10,646 I thought it was gonna be like in the movies. You know - inspirational music, 64 00:06:10,733 --> 00:06:14,169 a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing, 65 00:06:14,253 --> 00:06:18,769 falling asleep on a pile of books, my glasses crooked, cos in my montage I have glasses. 66 00:06:19,373 --> 00:06:22,445 But real life is slow and it's hurting my occipital lobe. 67 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:24,524 Oh! Poor Buffy's brain. 68 00:06:24,613 --> 00:06:27,252 I'm heading to training now. You wanna come with? 69 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,609 I'm in. Maybe we can argue some more about the French Revolution. 70 00:06:30,693 --> 00:06:34,003 Hey! Wasn't that Robespierre the coolest? 71 00:06:34,533 --> 00:06:38,208 - Robespierre? You're kidding me, right? - I'm just getting it going. 72 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:40,887 It seems the plans worked perfectly. 73 00:06:41,853 --> 00:06:46,847 Yeah, blueprints. Not a bad idea. That and getting straight "measure twice, cut once". 74 00:06:46,933 --> 00:06:50,130 For the longest time I had it backwards. Mess-y! 75 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:55,004 - Well, I must say, I'm very impressed. - Yeah, carpentry is pretty cool. 76 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:04,047 Oh! Who put the monkey head near the Styx water? 77 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,966 Do we want to pick exploded monkey out of our hair? 78 00:07:08,653 --> 00:07:09,722 Trick or treat! 79 00:07:09,813 --> 00:07:12,771 - Come on in. - Thank you, kind proprietor. 80 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:15,048 - Hey, you. - Hey! 81 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:20,526 Oh, wow, this place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop. 82 00:07:22,053 --> 00:07:24,567 Ooh. Are these real newt eyes? 83 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:28,441 No, too rich for my blood, I'm afraid. No, these are salamander eyes. 84 00:07:28,533 --> 00:07:31,650 The cataracts give them their newt-like appearance. 85 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:35,692 They're equally effective. It's just a matter of overcoming snobbery. 86 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:41,131 You gotta set up a blind taste test and prove that generic amphibian eyes are just as good. 87 00:07:41,213 --> 00:07:45,001 I don't know. If you ask me, the newt name still means something. 88 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,563 - You ready to train? - You betcha. 89 00:07:47,653 --> 00:07:50,451 - Shall we then? - We shall then. 90 00:07:51,173 --> 00:07:53,607 I just keep thinking how cool it would be, 91 00:07:53,693 --> 00:07:57,368 if we got a real psychic to sit up here and read fortunes and stuff. 92 00:07:57,453 --> 00:08:00,445 - You should do it. - Not me. 93 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:04,242 But I'd love to watch and learn. From someone who's really good. 94 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:07,370 You're really good. I'll prove it. 95 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,444 Here, do me. 96 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:20,124 What do you see? 97 00:08:21,253 --> 00:08:23,369 Willow hand. 98 00:08:30,773 --> 00:08:32,843 Ow! Riley! 99 00:08:32,933 --> 00:08:37,131 - Just keeping you on your toes. - Or off them, as it were. What got into...? 100 00:08:38,613 --> 00:08:40,604 Oh, my God. 101 00:08:41,013 --> 00:08:43,004 Look at this place! 102 00:08:47,333 --> 00:08:50,166 Thank you. Thank you so much. 103 00:08:50,253 --> 00:08:53,689 - You need a proper space to train, so... - I love it. 104 00:08:53,773 --> 00:08:57,004 So, come on, let's test this puppy out. Think you can take me? 105 00:08:58,773 --> 00:09:03,051 - What's the matter? Afraid of competition? - It must have been so much work. 106 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,283 I'm the dummy man. 107 00:09:05,373 --> 00:09:09,127 I mean, I made the dummy. The thing thatyou hit that doesn't hit back. 108 00:09:09,213 --> 00:09:11,602 - That, I made. - It's great. 109 00:09:11,693 --> 00:09:14,685 - It's all great. - Well, you've earned it. Truly. 110 00:09:15,453 --> 00:09:17,045 Thank you, guys, so much. 111 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:22,730 You're like my fairy godmother and Santa Claus and Q, all wrapped up into one. 112 00:09:24,093 --> 00:09:26,766 Q from Bond, not Star Trek. 113 00:09:28,853 --> 00:09:30,366 I'm gonna go change. 114 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:42,686 Oh, Pacey, you blind idiot. Can'tyou see she doesn't love you? 115 00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:53,923 - Well, well, well. Lookee here. - Is it safe? 116 00:09:54,013 --> 00:09:59,485 Has Buffy gotten to you yet? I saw her patrolling just now... with a stake! 117 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,130 She won't give up until she's killed me to death! 118 00:10:03,213 --> 00:10:06,205 - Buffy's looking for you? - Of course! 119 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,888 That's why I'm on the lam. Didn'tyou hear? 120 00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:12,969 I'm totally her arch-nemesis! 121 00:10:13,053 --> 00:10:15,726 Is that right? I must have missed the memo. 122 00:10:15,813 --> 00:10:17,849 There was a mem...? 123 00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:21,642 Spike, oh my God! This is, like, a real emergency! 124 00:10:22,773 --> 00:10:25,207 I need a hideout so bad. 125 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,602 You're my only hope. 126 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:31,481 We're just gonna have to rise above our petty differences... 127 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,970 Listen, Spike... I'm desperate. 128 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:40,288 Desperate, are you? 129 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:44,685 Come on, Spike. Pretty please? 130 00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:46,491 I'll do anything! 131 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:49,321 Anything? Will you? 132 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:51,802 Yeah! I said I'll do anything. 133 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,728 You mean will I have sex with you? 134 00:11:00,053 --> 00:11:02,169 Well, yeah. 135 00:11:14,453 --> 00:11:16,921 Taking up smoking, are you? 136 00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:19,811 I am a villain, Spike. Hello-o! 137 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:25,764 I guess you are at that. What with the Slayer on your tail and all. 138 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:31,967 She's not the type to give up, either. She'll huntyou down, day and night, 139 00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:35,363 till you're too tired and too hungry to run any more. 140 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:36,852 And then... 141 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,442 Then... that is you. 142 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:45,681 I guess you're gonna have to kill her. 143 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:49,368 I tried! It was all hard and stuff! 144 00:11:50,213 --> 00:11:53,011 - You do it. - I'd love to. 145 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,288 But I can't. Remember? 146 00:11:56,373 --> 00:11:58,967 I've got this cute government chip in my head. 147 00:11:59,053 --> 00:12:05,526 Right. Guess it'll have to be me after all. Can you help with the thinking? 148 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:10,526 Yeah. I suppose I could do that. 149 00:12:16,293 --> 00:12:18,568 Mm, that was relaxing. 150 00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:23,170 You... wanna relax some more? 151 00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:26,245 Again? Right away again? 152 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,363 - Maybe you're too tired. - Hey! 153 00:12:29,453 --> 00:12:32,251 I have the endurance of ten men. 154 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:35,291 Let's make it women, OK? Just for the imagery. 155 00:12:35,373 --> 00:12:38,968 Whatever. You know, it takes a lot to wear me out. 156 00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:41,044 Oh, I love a challenge. 157 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:45,122 Well, wouldn'tyou? 158 00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:47,762 Every kid tries to make the substitute cry. 159 00:12:47,853 --> 00:12:51,528 - It's like a rite of passage. - I certainly would not. 160 00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:55,208 Being a substitute is an extremely difficult job. Besides... 161 00:12:55,853 --> 00:12:59,562 Honestly, Dawn, how many bowls of cereal are you planning on eating? 162 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:04,044 These aren't for eating. I'm trying to get the extra out of the way so I could... 163 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,045 get this! 164 00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:09,971 Anyway, I want eggs. 165 00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:14,285 You want the cereal prize, but not the cereal. You are growing up. 166 00:13:14,373 --> 00:13:17,763 All righty. Half an omelette coming up. 167 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:21,011 Oh, with ketchup, if you please? 168 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:28,132 What is the...? Who are you? 169 00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,601 Hey. How's Mom? Are you OK? 170 00:13:49,693 --> 00:13:52,924 - I'm OK. - And your mom's doing just fine. 171 00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:59,004 - This is Ben. He gave me his stethoscope. - Lentyou his stethoscope. 172 00:13:59,453 --> 00:14:02,172 Buffy, right? I'm Ben. I'm an intern here. 173 00:14:02,253 --> 00:14:06,212 I'm hanging out with the renowned Dr Dawn while your mom's being tested. 174 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,284 So what's going on? What happened? 175 00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:11,365 She's doing OK. The doctors don't know why she collapsed. 176 00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:14,251 It could've been a dizzy spell, low blood sugar... 177 00:14:14,493 --> 00:14:18,566 - But it's nothing bad. It's not serious, right? - Very unlikely. 178 00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:22,965 - She doesn't have a history of fainting? - No, not that I know of. 179 00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,765 It doesn't looktoo serious. 180 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,006 Thank God. I was freaking out. 181 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:47,841 I know I'm repeating myself here, but I don't know how else to convince you. 182 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:53,963 I have never let a patient with tachycardia this severe leave a hospital. 183 00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:58,763 - You said you couldn't keep me. - Legally, no. I can't force you. 184 00:14:58,853 --> 00:15:03,529 But with that pulse I'd get on my knees and beg, if I thought I could change your mind. 185 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:07,447 - You can't. I'm going home. - And your friend can't convince you to... 186 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,046 I'm going. 187 00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:14,046 All right then, butyou're leaving against my recommendation. 188 00:15:18,053 --> 00:15:20,521 What's going on? What are you doing? 189 00:15:20,613 --> 00:15:23,411 - What if you have a heart attack? - Listen. Calm down. 190 00:15:23,493 --> 00:15:26,929 Me calm down? I'm not the one with a pulse of 150. 191 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:31,404 My heart's different than yours. It works differently now, but it's OK. 192 00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:34,565 You're still a human. You could still have a heart attack. 193 00:15:34,653 --> 00:15:37,531 I'm a human who was used as a lab rat for months. 194 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,322 - Hi. - Hey. How are you? 195 00:15:42,453 --> 00:15:46,605 Oh, embarrassed, mostly. I'm sorry to putyou through this. 196 00:15:46,693 --> 00:15:49,685 But no more tests, so you can take this pincushion home. 197 00:15:49,773 --> 00:15:53,368 Yes. Let's... get outta here. 198 00:16:01,613 --> 00:16:05,526 What about a crossword? Some people say feed a cold. I say puzzle it. 199 00:16:05,613 --> 00:16:07,205 No, thanks, Willow. 200 00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:09,523 I like chicken fingers with mustard when I'm sick. 201 00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,968 I know you do. I can make us some later. 202 00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:15,125 Uh-uh. You are sitting right here on this couch today. 203 00:16:15,213 --> 00:16:17,443 I feel silly lying here like a lump. 204 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:21,890 You could make a game out of it. A very quiet game, about being a lump. 205 00:16:21,973 --> 00:16:26,569 I feel fine. Honestly, I'm more concerned about Riley than I am about me. 206 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,363 You shouldn't even be thinking about that. He's not worried, so we shouldn't be. 207 00:16:31,453 --> 00:16:34,763 I don't get what he's thinking. Why isn't he worried? 208 00:16:34,853 --> 00:16:39,369 Maybe he thinks his body can handle it. He is in really good shape. 209 00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:42,047 Nobody's body can handle a heart attack. 210 00:16:42,133 --> 00:16:45,842 I know. I'm sorry, Buffy. I'm trying too hard to make it OK. 211 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,967 I just keep coming backto the Initiative. 212 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:51,772 It does have that icky government feel to it. 213 00:16:51,853 --> 00:16:55,971 Did you knowthat the CIA tried to kill Fidel Castro with a poisonous aspirin? 214 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:58,123 Dawn, please. 215 00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:01,206 I know I have to do something. I just don't know what. 216 00:17:01,293 --> 00:17:03,443 - Another time the CIA... - Dawn! 217 00:17:03,533 --> 00:17:05,330 It's important. 218 00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:10,241 ...tried to make Castro go crazy by putting itching powder in his beard. 219 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,924 It's about the government! 220 00:17:13,853 --> 00:17:17,243 Call the Initiative. If they know what's wrong, they have to help. 221 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:20,484 Yeah, but call how? First of all, they don't exist any more, 222 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:24,248 and, secondly, they never claimedto exist in the first place. 223 00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:28,572 It's so unfair. It's like Big Brother can spy on you all the time, 224 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:31,884 and the second I have something to say no one will listen. 225 00:17:31,973 --> 00:17:35,124 - Sounds more like Big Sister. - There has to be a way. 226 00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:38,762 Like what? Take a tour of the White House and pretend to get lost, and... 227 00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:42,528 look for a door with a sign that says "Secret Government Monster Hunters"? 228 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:46,288 If they're really spying all the time, say something so they'll hear you. 229 00:17:46,373 --> 00:17:50,207 Like, sometimes, I write fake things in my diary in case... 230 00:17:50,853 --> 00:17:53,413 I gotta go. See you guys later. 231 00:17:57,453 --> 00:17:58,681 What'd I say? 232 00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:01,445 Riley? 233 00:18:15,933 --> 00:18:18,527 Riley's in trouble. He needs help. 234 00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:34,445 Oh, you're kidding! 235 00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:45,044 No way, man! 236 00:18:45,453 --> 00:18:47,444 I'm out. 237 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:53,604 - Graham. - Riley. 238 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,284 Can we talk? 239 00:18:57,893 --> 00:18:59,884 Agent Goodman, Agent Brown. 240 00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,922 - So talk. - What's going on, man? 241 00:19:03,653 --> 00:19:07,328 We gotta get this taken care of. We gotta getyou into an operating room. 242 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:12,130 Very convincing. Makes me completely wanna put myself under government control. 243 00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:15,046 Take me to where they can make me unconscious and naked. 244 00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:20,127 - You think I'd pull something on you? - I don't know what orders you're following. 245 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:25,685 You know Walsh pumped all those chemicals and crap into us. You got more than anyone. 246 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,843 She messed us up bad. 247 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,050 And nowthe government wants to kiss it and make it better. 248 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:35,411 Riley, I'm telling you, you need help. I'm not saying it to trick you. 249 00:19:35,693 --> 00:19:38,287 - Maybe you even believe it. - I know it. 250 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,885 You don't want this. 251 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:47,491 - You're sure you got the fix for it? - Yeah. We got a guy. A doctor. 252 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,643 He's gonna take care of you, and we're going to him now. 253 00:19:52,453 --> 00:19:54,887 I'm not giving you a choice. 254 00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,564 I guess you're not. 255 00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:13,968 So you messed up and now he's gone. What's wrong with him? 256 00:20:14,053 --> 00:20:16,442 - I'm not permitted to say. - Say. 257 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,966 Hyperadrenal overload and stuff that sounds worse. 258 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,170 He's way stronger than he oughta be and feeling no pain. 259 00:20:23,253 --> 00:20:26,848 His heart can't take it. We've been at him for weeks about it. 260 00:20:28,253 --> 00:20:31,689 There's a specialist waiting at Sunnydale General, Neurology. 261 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,685 - Get Riley there. If you don't... - I'll get him there. 262 00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,284 I'll tell the doc. 263 00:20:39,253 --> 00:20:40,971 And Buffy? 264 00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:43,851 If you tell me to hurry, I'll kick your ass. 265 00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:08,202 - Poor Riley. - Could he have gone backto his apartment? 266 00:21:08,293 --> 00:21:11,683 No, he's not at his apartment, he's not at the gym or the library. 267 00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:15,448 - He's gone somewhere he can't be found. - Basically, he's gone AWOL. 268 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,205 Basically exactly. 269 00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:20,603 - Poor Buffy. - Maybe he just needs some time alone. 270 00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:23,844 I had this friend once who really liked this girl, and... 271 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,367 he got all worried that she didn't like him back, 272 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:32,085 and maybe that made him act like a total jerk. Maybe Riley reminds me of that friend. 273 00:21:32,653 --> 00:21:34,644 What are you talking about? 274 00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:37,847 Then again, maybe he just wants attention. 275 00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:42,051 Here's a hot tip, if you want attention. Be there so people can give it to you. 276 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:44,124 I care aboutyou, Xander. 277 00:21:45,093 --> 00:21:47,891 - Thanks. - Don't be insecure. 278 00:21:49,053 --> 00:21:51,044 Thanks. I won't. 279 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:56,046 Cos I also have this "friend", and I have it on really good authority 280 00:21:56,133 --> 00:22:00,126 that she really likes that guy, your "friend". And, by the by, my friend... 281 00:22:00,213 --> 00:22:03,603 You guys, enough! OK, Riley is in real danger here. 282 00:22:06,013 --> 00:22:08,447 Anya, Xander, why don'tyou checkthe docks. 283 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:10,205 Aye aye. 284 00:22:10,293 --> 00:22:12,761 Tara and I can scope out the burned-out school. 285 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:16,732 Riley hid there once. Maybe he feels it's homey or something. 286 00:22:17,453 --> 00:22:20,206 Homey. You know what else he might find homey 287 00:22:20,293 --> 00:22:23,046 in a dank, unpleasant, evil sort of way? 288 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:27,329 The Initiative caves. But I don't knowthem too well. 289 00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:31,850 I had an associate who knows those caves like the back of his melanin-deprived hand. 290 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:35,846 I so don't wanna deal with Spike right now. He's really starting to bug me, 291 00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:39,209 in that "I wanna shove something wooden through his heart" way. 292 00:22:39,293 --> 00:22:44,287 He does seem extra twitchy lately. Maybe the whole not killing is getting to him. 293 00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:49,083 Plus, hanging out in that mouldy crypt, you just knowhe's doing something nasty. 294 00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:51,971 OK, is it bigger than a breadbox? 295 00:22:52,613 --> 00:22:54,683 No. Four left. 296 00:22:54,773 --> 00:22:58,766 - So it's smaller than a breadbox. - No! Only three! 297 00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:04,844 - Harmony, is it a sodding breadbox? - Yes! Oh, my God! 298 00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:07,891 Someone's Blondie Bear's a 20-question genius! 299 00:23:08,693 --> 00:23:10,684 She's found me! 300 00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:21,245 I've got a proposition for you. 301 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,689 Funny. I've got a proposition for you. What about knocking? 302 00:23:24,773 --> 00:23:28,049 Seems only fair since we vamps can't enter your flat without... 303 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,771 Look at those pieces of paper. 304 00:23:29,853 --> 00:23:33,129 Riley's sick with some Initiative thing and he's missing. 305 00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:37,525 Find him. Bring him to the fourth floor of the hospital. Their doctors get to him in time, 306 00:23:37,613 --> 00:23:39,046 you get the cash. 307 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:43,524 Oh, dear, is the enormous hall monitor sick? Tell me, is he gonna die? 308 00:23:44,853 --> 00:23:47,970 He is not the only person that can die. 309 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:53,605 Hey. I'm just saying, if it's really that important to you, I think I'll get half now. 310 00:24:05,773 --> 00:24:08,241 So? What'd she say about me? 311 00:24:18,613 --> 00:24:21,207 - Any word? - They'll be here any minute. 312 00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:25,490 That's soon enough, right? I mean, if we bring him in now? 313 00:24:26,053 --> 00:24:30,444 I'll be honest. I'm not sure it's soon enough if you brought him in yesterday. 314 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:35,724 Finally. 315 00:24:50,253 --> 00:24:52,642 You gotyourself a new patient, Doc. 316 00:25:15,373 --> 00:25:17,364 Look, you don't understand. 317 00:25:17,453 --> 00:25:22,447 This is a complicated neurological procedure and I've never performed it before. 318 00:25:23,453 --> 00:25:26,525 Little performance anxiety, eh, Doc? 319 00:25:26,613 --> 00:25:29,207 Butterflies in the old belly? 320 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:32,042 Harm, do us a favour. 321 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:35,525 Shoot the nasty butterflies for the good doctor. 322 00:25:37,773 --> 00:25:40,765 There you go, Doc. It's not so complicated. 323 00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:44,209 Just do what those Initiative lab monkeys did, only backwards. 324 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:49,128 This is a medical school, not a proper operating facility. And these instruments... 325 00:25:50,013 --> 00:25:52,607 They look pointy enough. They'll do. 326 00:25:54,693 --> 00:26:00,165 You're not listening. That chip is deeply embedded in your cerebral cortex. 327 00:26:00,253 --> 00:26:04,405 - Removing it could leave you a vegetable. - That's not gonna happen, mate. 328 00:26:04,493 --> 00:26:07,291 See, I have faith in your survival instinct. 329 00:26:12,493 --> 00:26:16,247 Yeah. You'll have me up and killing before the night's over. 330 00:26:18,053 --> 00:26:19,566 Come on, Doc! 331 00:26:20,853 --> 00:26:23,651 You do me right, nothing bad'll happen to you. 332 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:29,851 Oops! String was slippy. 333 00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:35,284 Riley! 334 00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:38,443 This place kinda creeps me out. 335 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:41,525 You shoulda been here when it was a school. 336 00:26:41,613 --> 00:26:43,604 Riley! 337 00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:48,967 - Darkness. - Piles of it. 338 00:26:49,773 --> 00:26:53,129 - We should've brought a flashlight. - Ooh! I know! 339 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:56,569 Better to light a candle than curse the damn darkness. 340 00:26:56,653 --> 00:26:58,644 A little spell. 341 00:26:59,373 --> 00:27:01,091 Fiat lux! 342 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,646 There, that's better. 343 00:27:06,773 --> 00:27:09,241 Riley! Come on out! 344 00:27:10,733 --> 00:27:14,726 - How'd you do that? With the light? - Oh, you know. You taught me. 345 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:18,127 I taughtyou teeny Tinkerbell light. 346 00:27:18,213 --> 00:27:22,001 OK, so I tinkered with the Tinkerbell. It was easy. 347 00:27:22,453 --> 00:27:27,402 And besides, isn't this better than using a flashlight like some kind of doofus? 348 00:27:27,733 --> 00:27:29,485 Riley? 349 00:27:30,053 --> 00:27:33,443 Riley, answer me. Please. 350 00:27:37,413 --> 00:27:39,404 Riley? 351 00:27:45,853 --> 00:27:48,367 You know, this doesn't even hurt. 352 00:27:48,773 --> 00:27:51,765 - Your hand is bleeding. - Don't feel a thing. 353 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:55,810 This stops now. I'm taking you to the doctor. 354 00:27:55,893 --> 00:28:00,250 The one from the government? Like the ones who did this to me in the first place? 355 00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:04,482 He understands what's wrong with you. He's the only one that can help. 356 00:28:04,573 --> 00:28:07,451 What's wrong with me? I'm more powerful than ever. 357 00:28:07,533 --> 00:28:11,970 - Most people would kill to feel this way. - Yeah, and this feeling is going to kill you. 358 00:28:12,053 --> 00:28:15,966 - Your body won't take this kind of stress... - I can handle it. 359 00:28:16,053 --> 00:28:19,045 This is my deal, Buffy. Just... back off. 360 00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:24,124 What is this? 361 00:28:25,973 --> 00:28:27,770 What's happening to you? 362 00:28:27,853 --> 00:28:32,973 I go back, let the government get whimsical with my innards. They could do anything... 363 00:28:33,053 --> 00:28:36,841 Best-case scenario, they turn me into Joe Normal. Just... 364 00:28:37,453 --> 00:28:39,444 Just another guy. 365 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:42,408 And that's not enough for you? 366 00:28:42,933 --> 00:28:45,163 It's not enough for you. 367 00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:48,967 - Why would you say that? - Come on. 368 00:28:49,053 --> 00:28:52,170 Your last boyfriend wasn't exactly a civilian. 369 00:28:52,253 --> 00:28:54,483 So that's what this is about? 370 00:28:54,573 --> 00:28:57,770 You're going to die, all over some macho pissing contest? 371 00:28:57,853 --> 00:28:59,923 It's not about him. It's about us. 372 00:29:01,693 --> 00:29:06,369 You're getting stronger every day, more powerful. I can't touch you. 373 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:10,332 Every day you're just a little further out of my reach. 374 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:14,091 You wanna touch me? I'm right here. 375 00:29:15,173 --> 00:29:18,449 - I'm not the one running away. - Notyet. 376 00:29:19,933 --> 00:29:22,242 So you have us all figured out? 377 00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:25,530 I'm bailing because you're not in the superclub. 378 00:29:26,253 --> 00:29:29,325 - It's human nature. - Don't Psych 101 me. 379 00:29:31,453 --> 00:29:34,047 Not now. Not after everything that... 380 00:29:38,453 --> 00:29:41,604 Nobody has ever known me the way you do. 381 00:29:41,693 --> 00:29:43,843 Nobody. 382 00:29:43,933 --> 00:29:47,323 I've opened up to you in ways that I've never opened up to... 383 00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:53,368 God, you're just sitting backthere thinking that none of this means anything to me. 384 00:29:53,453 --> 00:29:57,844 - I never said that. - It obviously doesn't mean anything to you. 385 00:29:57,933 --> 00:30:00,208 - Do you think so little of me... - Buffy. 386 00:30:00,293 --> 00:30:01,851 No! 387 00:30:02,613 --> 00:30:04,365 No. 388 00:30:04,453 --> 00:30:09,243 Do you thinkthat I spent the lastyear with you because you had superpowers? 389 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:12,530 If that's what I wanted, then I'd be dating Spike. 390 00:30:15,253 --> 00:30:17,448 Riley, I need you. 391 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,244 I need you with me. 392 00:30:24,053 --> 00:30:26,044 And I need you healthy. 393 00:30:27,373 --> 00:30:31,571 But if you wanna throw it all away because you don't trust me, then... 394 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,125 then I am still gonna make you go to that doctor. 395 00:30:48,493 --> 00:30:50,802 Take me to him. 396 00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:55,284 We have to hurry. 397 00:31:00,173 --> 00:31:03,768 Loving you is the scariest thing I've ever done, Buffy. 398 00:31:05,293 --> 00:31:07,284 I don't know why. 399 00:31:11,573 --> 00:31:14,371 The doctor said we didn't have much time. 400 00:31:23,693 --> 00:31:28,483 I read in a magazine that some women think a man's real sex organ is his brain. 401 00:31:29,293 --> 00:31:33,172 Yuck! No contest. I mean, look at it. 402 00:31:33,253 --> 00:31:36,450 It's so pink and wriggly-looking. 403 00:31:38,053 --> 00:31:40,442 - Can I touch it? - No! 404 00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:44,287 - Oh, my God, you're awake? - Local anaesthetic. 405 00:31:44,373 --> 00:31:47,092 Wow, Spikey. How does it feel? 406 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:51,132 Like someone's cutting into my brain with a knife, you silly bint. 407 00:31:53,373 --> 00:31:56,445 You know what it means that he can't hurt any living thing? 408 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:59,684 - It means he can't even pick flowers. - What? Yes, I can! 409 00:31:59,773 --> 00:32:01,764 Please be quiet. 410 00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:07,366 - Is it supposed to do that? - Please. 411 00:32:07,453 --> 00:32:11,765 - For God's sake, please be quiet. - Listen, buster. 412 00:32:11,853 --> 00:32:14,606 I don't see a crossbow in your hands, OK? 413 00:32:14,693 --> 00:32:18,288 Harmony, if your incessant prattling bollockses up this operation, 414 00:32:18,373 --> 00:32:22,366 I'm gonna personally yank outyour pink and wriggly tongue. 415 00:32:22,773 --> 00:32:24,764 What are you looking at? 416 00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:30,328 - Uh-oh. - Graham. 417 00:32:30,413 --> 00:32:31,812 Graham. 418 00:32:33,853 --> 00:32:36,447 - How many fingers I got up? - 17. 419 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:42,245 - Hostile 17 and a blonde girl. - Spike and Harmony, together again. 420 00:32:45,013 --> 00:32:49,006 - Where's Dr Overheiser? - Spike must have taken him. 421 00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:52,770 What would Spike want with...? The chip. 422 00:32:52,853 --> 00:32:56,243 He's gonna force the doctor to remove the chip from his brain. 423 00:32:57,173 --> 00:33:00,563 - Riley? - I'm OK. OK. 424 00:33:01,573 --> 00:33:05,805 We're running out of time. We don't find the medic soon, he's not gonna make it. 425 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:13,762 OK. OK, brain surgery. He's gonna need a medical facility, he's gonna need equipment... 426 00:33:13,853 --> 00:33:18,165 - It's a big hospital. - No, he wouldn't do it here. It's too risky. 427 00:33:18,253 --> 00:33:22,132 We'll split up. Graham, get on the horn, or the pipe, or whatever you guys get on. 428 00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:25,603 I wantyou to check animal hospitals, doctors' offices... 429 00:33:26,053 --> 00:33:28,044 Hey, about before... 430 00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:31,125 Forget it. Apologise later, if you're not dead. 431 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:37,845 - You are not going to die. - Betyou say that to all the boys. 432 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:41,448 No. There is one peroxided pest whose number's up. 433 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:44,252 I'm gonna rip Spike's head off. I'm gonna... 434 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,688 Bathe in the Slayer's blood. 435 00:33:46,773 --> 00:33:49,685 I'm gonna dive in it. Swim in it. 436 00:33:49,773 --> 00:33:52,162 I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke. 437 00:33:57,373 --> 00:33:59,568 I see it, Spikey! I see the chip! 438 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:06,766 It's nestled like a pretty Easter egg with your brain around it, like that plastic grassy stuff... 439 00:34:06,853 --> 00:34:08,411 Only this is more of a beige... 440 00:34:08,493 --> 00:34:11,929 Would you please put out that cigarette? It's really not allowed. 441 00:34:12,013 --> 00:34:14,004 Oh, yeah? Says who? 442 00:34:17,293 --> 00:34:20,091 Oh, God, sorry! Didn't see the sign. 443 00:34:23,693 --> 00:34:26,844 The chip's out. I didn't think I could do it. 444 00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:30,369 It just... It's out. 445 00:34:30,453 --> 00:34:33,047 Yay! Yay for Spikey! 446 00:34:34,533 --> 00:34:37,969 Right, then. Stitch me up, Doc. 447 00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:40,408 Got places to go. 448 00:34:40,493 --> 00:34:42,961 And slayers to kill. 449 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,363 Listen to me. 450 00:34:55,453 --> 00:34:58,251 My stomach's growling, I'm so starved. 451 00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:02,443 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to have me a little snack. 452 00:35:06,933 --> 00:35:10,846 Oh, don't worry. I won't fill up on the bread. 453 00:35:11,933 --> 00:35:15,403 I'll still have plenty of room for the main course. 454 00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,405 Slayer! 455 00:35:32,773 --> 00:35:34,411 Suit up, Harm. 456 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:40,971 Stay here. We're gonna need you. 457 00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:46,173 Buffy, I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. 458 00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:49,450 My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin. 459 00:35:49,533 --> 00:35:52,889 - Means I get to kill you. - You get to try. 460 00:36:00,773 --> 00:36:01,922 Oops! 461 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:28,248 At long... last. 462 00:36:46,893 --> 00:36:48,611 Riley! 463 00:36:53,853 --> 00:36:55,969 Riley. 464 00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:04,648 - A penny? - I told you I couldn't do it. 465 00:37:04,733 --> 00:37:08,328 Oh, God. Doctor! Doctor, we need you now! 466 00:37:17,573 --> 00:37:20,690 Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there! 467 00:37:20,773 --> 00:37:22,729 That nasty little face. 468 00:37:22,813 --> 00:37:28,445 That bouncing shampoo-commercial hair. That whole sodding holier-than-thou attitude. 469 00:37:28,533 --> 00:37:30,171 She follows me, tracks me down. 470 00:37:30,253 --> 00:37:35,850 I'm her pet project. Drive Spike round the bend. Makes every day a fresh bout of torture. 471 00:37:38,933 --> 00:37:42,243 - Spike?! - You don't understand. 472 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:47,123 I can't get rid of her. She's everywhere. She's haunting me, Harmony. 473 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:55,052 This... has got to end. 474 00:37:57,973 --> 00:37:59,964 All patched up. 475 00:38:13,453 --> 00:38:16,923 - How's it going in there? - Good. 476 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,764 Backto normal. 477 00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:26,125 Yep. 478 00:38:28,533 --> 00:38:30,649 And see? 479 00:38:31,693 --> 00:38:33,684 I'm still touchable. 480 00:38:34,853 --> 00:38:38,846 Give me a week or so to heal and I'll take full advantage of that fact. 481 00:38:43,053 --> 00:38:46,841 Are you gonna be OK? Cos I should really go check on my mom. 482 00:38:48,853 --> 00:38:52,289 Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. I'll be fine. 483 00:38:54,133 --> 00:38:56,124 I'll talkto you later. 484 00:39:13,613 --> 00:39:17,686 It's good Buffy found you when she did, cos you were about to detonate big time. 485 00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:22,893 - I've always said she's pretty impressive. - You know, she really is. 486 00:39:23,773 --> 00:39:27,561 Butyou know you don't belong here. This town? You're nothing here. 487 00:39:27,653 --> 00:39:29,132 Hey. 488 00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:34,003 - What are you saying? - Come on, man. You know it's true. 489 00:39:34,093 --> 00:39:36,687 There's nothing for you here. 490 00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:40,652 - There's her. - OK, right, there's her. And? 491 00:39:40,733 --> 00:39:44,328 You used to have a mission. Now you're what? The mission's boyfriend? 492 00:39:45,493 --> 00:39:47,484 The mission's true love? 493 00:39:53,653 --> 00:39:55,644 You belong with us. 494 00:40:04,613 --> 00:40:07,207 I should have known it was you. Been nearly six hours. 495 00:40:07,293 --> 00:40:09,648 I've been busy cleaning up your mess. 496 00:40:09,733 --> 00:40:13,612 My mess? I just borrowed the doc. 497 00:40:13,693 --> 00:40:16,571 The mess is yours, Slayer. Yours and the boy's. 498 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:20,204 I'm done. 499 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:25,732 Spike, you're a killer. And I should've done this years ago. 500 00:40:27,693 --> 00:40:30,287 You know what? Do it. 501 00:40:31,453 --> 00:40:33,330 Bloody just do it. 502 00:40:33,413 --> 00:40:36,849 - What? - End my torment. 503 00:40:36,933 --> 00:40:41,848 Seeing you every day, everywhere I go, every time I turn around. 504 00:40:41,933 --> 00:40:45,403 Take me out of a world that has you in it. 505 00:40:46,493 --> 00:40:48,404 Kill me! 506 00:41:25,493 --> 00:41:28,166 Spike, I wantyou. 507 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:31,768 Buffy, I love you. God, I love you so much. 508 00:41:37,053 --> 00:41:38,691 Oh, God, no! 509 00:41:40,253 --> 00:41:42,369 Please, no. 510 00:42:12,853 --> 00:42:14,605 Ripped by thewildbunch22 511 00:42:23,853 --> 00:42:25,844 ENGLISH 512 00:42:26,305 --> 00:42:32,900 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org