1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:06,232 - Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer: - Anya! What's wrong with you? 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:10,751 First you give me this beautiful ring, and then I can't wear it in public. 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,836 - Don't you wanna get married? - Yes. 4 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,236 Come on, Tara! I am so old enough to do research. 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:22,352 You do research now? Want a cappuccino and pack of cigarettes to go with it? 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,109 - Why should I care about any of this? - Because they'll take you away! 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,838 If I can't make you go to school, 8 00:00:29,057 --> 00:00:31,713 then I won't be found fit to be your legal guardian. 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,478 Since you've been back, 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:38,720 you haven't exactly been big with the whole range-of-human-emotions thing. 11 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,673 I know you'll never love me, but you treat me like a man. 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,033 Everything on this table's half off. Buy one eyeball, get the second one free! 13 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,628 Arr! Careful, me mateys! 14 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:59,710 These be fireflies spat from a volcano off the coast of Katmandu. 15 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,670 You're not a real pirate! Real pirates live on boats and don't look stupid! 16 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,429 Ha-ha! Oh, a salty swabby! 17 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,518 Maybe you be fishing for the taste... of me hook! 18 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,714 Hello, Ahab. A little help, please? 19 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,400 Arr, and help ye shall have. 20 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,919 - So what are you supposed to be? - An angel. 21 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,930 Oh. Shouldn't you have wings? 22 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:32,397 No. This is a special kind of angel, called a Charlie. 23 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:36,479 We don't have wings. We just skate around with perfect hair, fighting crime. 24 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,165 Where's your costume? 25 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:40,309 Like I'm six years old? Halloween's so lame. 26 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,113 But you get to dress up and play games. 27 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,710 Xander's gonna teach me a new one - Shiver Me Timbers. Ever play? 28 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,071 Dawn, Willow could use some help in Magical Texts. 29 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,519 I'm all over it. 30 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:56,237 - And you? Ever play Shiver Me Timbers? - Not really much for the timber. 31 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,397 I'm just saying, you might rethink the stereotype 32 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,795 before someone turns you into a toad. 33 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:07,076 And why don't you try removin' that broomstick from your... 34 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,315 Dawn. 35 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:10,908 Hey. Don't stop the invective on account of me. 36 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:15,477 If I see one more idiot that thinks witches are all hairy moles and rotten teeth... 37 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,830 Excuse me, do you have any candy corn? 38 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:24,236 Oh, look at you! You are just the cutest thing! 39 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,862 But I thought you said... 40 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:29,480 I know. But look, with the hat and the wart. 41 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:34,273 Let's go fill your tummy up with sugary nibblets, OK? 42 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:46,636 Buffy. 43 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:51,119 We're running low on mandrake root. Check the basement. 44 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:54,630 Don't blame me if we have this conversation over, and over, 45 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,231 and over, 46 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,555 and over, and over. 47 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,553 Bell. Neck. Look into it. 48 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:09,993 - Come with a nice leather collar, does it? - What are you doing, lurking down here? 49 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:13,590 Came through the tunnels. Runnin' low on burba weed. 50 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,319 Stir it in with the blood, makes it all hot and spicy. 51 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,674 What? I was gonna pay for it. 52 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,835 I mean, no, I was gonna nick it, cos that's what I do. 53 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,594 I go where I please and I take what I want. 54 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,234 I thought you'd had it with Customer Disservice. 55 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,793 One-time deal to help out. 56 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:40,119 And I mean straight time, no loop-de-loop mummy-hand repeat-o-vision. 57 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:46,118 Where's the mandrake root? 58 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,471 Only three to a jar. 59 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,556 Tend to go a bit wonky if you cram them too close. 60 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,272 Thanks. 61 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,073 Feel like a bit of a rough-and-tumble? 62 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,237 - What? - Me... you. 63 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,757 Patrolling? Hello? 64 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,396 Oh. Uh, I should stay. 65 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,914 Maybe tomorrow. 66 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:21,353 It's not like I don't already have plans. Great Pumpkin's on in 20. 67 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,439 So much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me. 68 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,476 Go help Giles. 69 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,872 - What happened to Xander? - He kept poking me with his hook. 70 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,389 I sent him to Charmed Objects. With any luck... 71 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,149 he'll end up in an alternative dimension inhabited by a 50-foot Giles 72 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,635 that squishes annoying TV pirates. 73 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:53,753 - We've got a ton of bagging to do here. - Spike had a really good idea. 74 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,270 - Maybe I should patrol. - You've patrolled every night this week. 75 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,915 Besides, it's Halloween, the one time that supernatural threats 76 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,952 give it a well-deserved rest. As should you. 77 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,756 What about costumes that take over your personality? Or Irish fear-demony thingies? 78 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,959 If anything calamitous happens, history suggests it'll happen to one of us. 79 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:17,278 Right, exactly. So I should patrol to avoid any of that... And I'm bagging. 80 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,437 Give you something... special this year. 81 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,436 Come again. 82 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,677 In a zillion years. 83 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,799 Store go boom. 84 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:30,159 That was the most incredible thing I have ever experienced. 85 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,315 Except for that. What you all did for me tonight. 86 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:38,551 The heaps of money you helped me... 87 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:44,069 Us acquire. All I can say is, I hope we make as much tomorrow. 88 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,754 - Tomorrow? - Post-holiday clearance. 89 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,838 The cornerstone of retail. 90 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,438 Brooms all round, then. 91 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:02,190 Or I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation. It'll be like Fantasia. 92 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,392 And we all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey. 93 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,353 I think I'm a little more adept than a cartoon mouse. 94 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,755 And you have more fingers. Which is good, 95 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:15,431 cos then there's no need to wear those big white gloves to overcompensate. 96 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,391 If you had a real peg leg, you wouldn't just have a lame costume. 97 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,824 You'd actually be lame, which is different. 98 00:08:21,859 --> 00:08:23,354 You do this every night? 99 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:27,473 Every time I close out the cash register. The dance of capitalist superiority. 100 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,835 I'm gonna marry that girl. 101 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:34,918 What?! She's 15 and my sister, so don't even... 102 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:41,558 Hey, everybody. Can I, uh...? 103 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,715 There's something Anya and I... wanna tell you. 104 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,958 Now? 105 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,072 Now. 106 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:58,748 - We're getting married. - Oh, my God! 107 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:01,032 Congratulations! 108 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,311 That... that's... Wow! 109 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,076 It's a big wow. 110 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,959 I thought you were waiting for the right moment. 111 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,956 I did. 112 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,035 Here, have some money! 113 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,429 Did you know about this? 114 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,996 No. Not unless I blocked it from my memory. 115 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,079 Much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue. 116 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:44,279 Is that why you clean your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing? 117 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,391 Tell no one. 118 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,309 Giles, this is... 119 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,513 We have to do something. 120 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,176 He said he couldn't imagine the rest of his life without me. 121 00:09:55,211 --> 00:09:56,677 Then he gave me this. 122 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,048 Which I'll be paying for the rest of my life. 123 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,298 - Can I try that? - Oh, absolutely not. 124 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:05,789 Where I come from, this sort of thing requires much in the way of libation. 125 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,957 - God save the Queen! - Sorry we couldn't do the big fancy. 126 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,118 - You caught us with our parties down. - That's OK. 127 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:16,995 This is the first premarital celebration. There'll be lots more. With gifts. 128 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,554 Maybe we'll even decorate for the next one. 129 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,035 Why wait? 130 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:34,109 This is so much better than the way it usually looks. Thank you. 131 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,869 The grocery store's still open. We could've bought decorations. 132 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:47,233 Why bother? These are perfect. And extra biodegradable-y. In a couple of hours, poof! 133 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,633 No, they're great. It's just... 134 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,558 Why use magic when you can do something naturally? 135 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:57,309 Well, you can fight monsters naturally, with sticks and stones. 136 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,112 Don't recommend it, though. 137 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,795 - It's different. - How? 138 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:06,512 Because you're protecting people. Keeping them from being hurt. 139 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,869 Which makes them happy, like pretty decorations made Anya happy. 140 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,718 That's not the point, Will. 141 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,593 - Why are you being like this? - This isn't about me. 142 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:19,395 This is so about you. You're always coming down on me for doing magic 143 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,080 that couldn't harm a fly. What's your problem? 144 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:25,916 Willow, I wish that you would stop and think about what you're... 145 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,558 Sorry. Just checking on the chips. 146 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:32,274 It's OK. We're done. 147 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:38,310 You're getting married! You! 148 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:41,398 - Me. Choking. - Sorry. 149 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:46,071 I can't believe it. It seems like only yesterday you had to pay a girl to date you. 150 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,351 Like I'd ever pay. Define "date". 151 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,993 I was only gone for three months. How many other things have changed? 152 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,759 - I got a tattoo. - What?! 153 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:59,348 Which is why we told her no. 154 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,358 - Just a little one? - Over my dead body. 155 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:05,358 The kind that doesn't come back. 156 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:06,879 Fine. 157 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,312 Congratulations. 158 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,194 You're very lucky. Finding a guy like him. 159 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,479 Not as lucky as me. 160 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:22,032 - See you guys tomorrow. - Oh! Tomorrow? 161 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,958 Yeah. I'm sleeping over at Janice's. Remember? 162 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:29,915 - That's tonight? - No. It's on the other Halloween. 163 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,079 Come on, you said I could. 164 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,039 Well, I know I did. It's just, you know, with Xander's party... 165 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,069 We're good. But you have to get us extra gifts for our reception. 166 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,519 Yes, please. 167 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:48,796 - I don't know. Giles? - It's really not up to me. 168 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,193 Come on. It's four blocks away. I'll walk straight over. 169 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:55,629 Not like I'm gonna be roaming the streets. 170 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,948 Please? 171 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,912 Hello? 172 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,190 - Perve. - Sorry. I thought... 173 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,678 Hey, Summers. Did you get over the wall OK? 174 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,430 Yeah. My sister thinks I'm staying at your house. 175 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,869 The Mominator thinks I'm staying at yours. 176 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,117 Can't believe they fell for that one. Like, own a TV! 177 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,470 So where are we meeting? 178 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,593 The park. That's where all the monsters gather on Halloween. 179 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,231 Hoo-hoo! To infinity and... 180 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,636 Nice shot. 181 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,473 Hey, baby. 182 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,876 - What took you so long? - Had to stop for crimes and misdemeanours. 183 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,514 Zack, this is my friend Dawn I told you about. 184 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,631 Hello. 185 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,795 Hey. Justin. 186 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,674 I know. I've seen you around at a couple of parties. 187 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,429 I've seen you, too. 188 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,833 Hey, we'll catch you guys later. 189 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,917 Alone at last. 190 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,716 So, what do you guys wanna do? 191 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,712 Yeah! Three points! 192 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,515 - Witches don't really look like that. - You got a lot of witch friends? 193 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:50,758 No. I mean, from stuff that I've read... and stuff. 194 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,509 Some are supposed to be really pretty. Don't get them mad... 195 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:56,198 New target. Come on. 196 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,952 So? 197 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,473 He's OK. 198 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:11,435 "Ho-hum" OK? Or like "Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna pee my pants" OK? 199 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,312 Pee. 200 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,830 So what's the verdict, captain? Little Justin in love? 201 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,791 I don't know. 202 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,310 - She's cute. - Congratulations for having eyeballs. 203 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:29,035 What about, you know, going all the way? 204 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:33,676 Do you think that... that the moon and the stars look lovely tonight? 205 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:40,357 Hey, you think after this juvie crap we can do something else? I'm getting kinda bored. 206 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,519 Just one more. 207 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,153 Anya is a wonderful former vengeance demon. 208 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:58,070 I'm sure you'll spend many years of... non-hell-dimensional bliss. 209 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:02,678 Is she moving in with you? 210 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:08,030 With your combined incomes, you might think about a down payment on a house. 211 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,310 - Like the kind you live in? - No rush. 212 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,512 I'm sure you've plenty to think about with the wedding. 213 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,155 You've got the rest of your lives to plan the rest of your life. 214 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,077 Yeah. Yeah. 215 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:23,390 No way. You know who lives there? 216 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,988 - Old man Kaltenbach. - Crusty old bastard. 217 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,079 - Isn't he supposed to be mental? - Total loony tunes. 218 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,037 Pumpkins. Very dangerous. 219 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,120 - You go first. - Huh, screw that! 220 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,915 Show us how brave you are. Let's see those cute little girlie guts. 221 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,234 Lay off, man. 222 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,112 - I'll do it. - Go, Dawn. 223 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,312 Look, you don't have to do this. 224 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:51,159 It's OK. I want to. 225 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,435 Shouldn't oughta mess with those. Sometimes they bite. 226 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,598 - Get away from her. - Don't make me go kung fu on you, man. 227 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,353 Come on inside, kids. Got something special for ya. 228 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,715 Daddy's got a treat. 229 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,433 Cool. 230 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,199 No, no, no. We are so not going in there. 231 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,629 Dawn, tell them. 232 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:56,110 - Dude, where'd you get the cool toys? - Used to design 'em, back in '58. 233 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,798 Nothing would give me more pleasure 234 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,913 than to see a child's face light up when he'd open one of mine 235 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,600 on a Christmas or a birthday. 236 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,358 I was good. 237 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,914 Jeepers, I was the best. 238 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,154 And then that thing happened. 239 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:22,037 One little mistake... and they took it all away from me. They... 240 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,599 They took my toys. 241 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:35,273 Time for the treats! Who wants to help Daddy in the kitchen? 242 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,597 How about you, Sally? 243 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:43,589 Sally's not much for the cooking. Why don't I give you a hand? 244 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,950 Hands are good. 245 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,038 Always use more hands. 246 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,469 More hands. 247 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,313 I say we get the funk out of here before Satan Claus stuffs us up the chimney. 248 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:03,558 And miss the big treat? That would break the old guy's little heart. 249 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,309 - Assuming it's still beating. - We should get Justin and go. 250 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:12,070 Come on, the dude's 1,000 years old. What's he gonna do? Drown us in his drool cup? 251 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,273 Hey. Where's its head? 252 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,472 Boo. 253 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,799 What the hell was that? 254 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,832 Justin? 255 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,792 Justin? 256 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,949 Let's go. 257 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,594 - What happened? - I swiped his wallet. Come on. 258 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,313 Oh, my God. 259 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,874 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 260 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,638 Dude, that guy was rank! 261 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:27,311 Bet a spritz of Dawn'll wash that right out. So what do you think? Lunchables? 262 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,876 Or should we go all the way and turn 'em? 263 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,516 I was thinking maybe a June wedding. 264 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,679 But they always had the highest percentage of calls for vengeance. 265 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,678 So as soon as possible. Mortal life being so short, 266 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,793 we gotta cram in as much marital bliss as we can before we wither and die. 267 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:50,199 There's just so much to consider. Planning the wedding, new cars, house and babies. 268 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:55,633 You have to plan for babies, or they'll just run roughshod over your entire existence. 269 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,275 Yeah. You gotta know what to call 'em before they hit college. 270 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,989 Rupert is an exceptionally strong name. 271 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:09,150 If we want our progeny to eat paste and have their lunch money stolen. 272 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:16,631 All that matters is that they're happy. Everything else is thick gravy goodness. 273 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,795 I know. I mean, I am the luckiest ex-demon in the world. 274 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,469 To find the one person in all dimensions that I was meant to be with, 275 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,195 and have everything work out exactly as I dreamed. 276 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,995 I mean, how often does the universe allow that to happen? 277 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,712 Air. Sweet mother oxygen. 278 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,956 You OK? 279 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,514 Yeah. I just... 280 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,117 It's just that I didn't think it would be so much. 281 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,516 But this is good. 282 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:56,395 I mean, this is love and celebration and moving forward. 283 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,279 Anya's right. This is the way life's supposed to work out. 284 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,195 Right. Deep pools of ooey delight. 285 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:10,395 - I'm wallowing, not drowning. - Definite wallow action. 286 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:15,390 OK. So, once more into the breach? 287 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,590 Oh, I think my breeches are wearing a little thin. 288 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,995 I'll take Spike up on that offer to patrol. 289 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:26,079 Gotta be something out there cruisin' for a smack-down. 290 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,195 So, you're what? A sophomore? 291 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,232 - I wish. - Ah! Freshman. 292 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,909 Yep. Way down there at the bottom of the rung. 293 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,749 Actually, kinda under those rubber feet that keep the ladder steady. 294 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,075 Hey, those are important. 295 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,670 Here. Spoils of war. You earned it. 296 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,793 - I did? - Yeah, for keeping me steady. 297 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,833 - And so begins your life of crime. - Hm. You're a little late. 298 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,793 - I steal all the time. - Really? 299 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:07,198 Totally. I haven't paid for lipstick since... forever. 300 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,198 Oh, be still my heart. Cute and bad. 301 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,198 Yeah. Bad to the bone. 302 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,880 More like frozen. Here. 303 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,832 - Thanks. - My pleasure, Ms Summers. 304 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,036 Hey. Where's Zack? 305 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:33,673 - He went to get the car. - You guys got a car? 306 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,875 Thanks for the ride. 307 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:12,197 - I'm losing her pulse. - Let's get her in! 308 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,638 Summers residence. 309 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,716 Oh, Mrs Penshaw. 310 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:27,829 No, Dawn said she was staying the night at your house. 311 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:32,636 Yes, I realise that now. But I don't believe that you called to check... 312 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,194 No, all right. Let's just, um... 313 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,754 OK, if I hear anything, I'll let you know. 314 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,431 Hey! We were just getting our dance on. 315 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,712 It was Janice's mother on the telephone. Janice said she was staying here. 316 00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:00,594 Ahh. They're dipping into the classics. You gotta respect that. 317 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,998 - Is Buffy still outside? - No. She went to go find Spike to patrol. 318 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,271 It's always nice to be kept in the loop. Um... 319 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,359 Xander, Anya, stay here in case Mrs Penshaw calls. Willow, Tara, check downtown. 320 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:16,678 I'll swing by Spike's. See if I can catch Buffy. 321 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,675 Don't do nothin' I would, dude. 322 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,632 You're it. 323 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,314 I love it when they run. 324 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,793 So. 325 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,392 Yeah. 326 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,396 It's cold. 327 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,431 You OK? You want this back? 328 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,757 Nah. Cold doesn't really bother me. 329 00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,910 What are you? Superman? 330 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,468 No. 331 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,831 But I do have a few special powers. 332 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,673 Hey, um, does this work? 333 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,513 You gotta turn the ignition. 334 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,792 I love this one. 335 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,878 Yeah. Another thing we have in common. 336 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,552 - You're shaking. - It's cold. 337 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,717 You wanna go? 338 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,518 No. It's just, um... What are you expect...? 339 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,955 I just wanna taste you. 340 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,229 Shiver me timbers. 341 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,712 What? 342 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,554 Um, nothing. Just... 343 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,234 - Wow. - Oh, my God. That was your first. 344 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,516 What? No! 345 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,791 It was. That was your first kiss. 346 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,751 I've been kissed before. 347 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,997 I kiss all the time. Not that I'm a kiss slut. 348 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:42,557 Just, you know, with the lips and the pressing together and stuff? 349 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,272 Hey, expert here. 350 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,197 OK. OK, it was my first kiss. 351 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,791 I know, I know. I suck. My lips are dry, and my tongue's all horrible and sticky. 352 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:59,357 And I'm pretty sure I drooled on you, so just please tell me how awful it was. 353 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,076 It was perfect. 354 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,559 Do they know they're brother and sister? 355 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,636 Do you think she's here? 356 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,432 What? 357 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,393 Do you think Dawn might have come here? 358 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,988 It's where I'd be if I were 15 and on the lam. 359 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,788 Really? 360 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,196 Well, not me at 15, cos "Hello, spaz". 361 00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,117 - You? - Yeah. 362 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:59,109 Hard to believe such a hot mama-yama came from humble, geek-infested roots. 363 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,391 Infested roots? Trying to turn me on? 364 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,875 I have to try now? 365 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,675 Come on, let's look over here. 366 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,552 Do you see her? 367 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,830 No, there's too many people. 368 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,397 - Maybe we could ask Security to... - No. That'll take too long. 369 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,719 One among many. Many fade to one. 370 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,071 - What are you doing? Will! - I'm just gonna clear the crowd. 371 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,349 How? 372 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,996 I'll just shift everyone who isn't a 15-year old girl into an alternate dimension. 373 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,075 What? 374 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,355 It'll be for a fraction of a second. They won't even notice. 375 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,994 Will, no, you can't! 376 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,793 - Why? - What if something went wrong? 377 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,792 - Well, it won't! - But what would Giles say? 378 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,999 - Are you taking his side now? - This isn't about sides. 379 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,634 You two have been talking about me behind my back. 380 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,752 - No! God! - You know how that makes me feel? 381 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,557 You are using too much magic. 382 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,831 What do you want me to do? Just sit back and keep my mouth shut? 383 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,791 That'd be a good start. 384 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,196 If I didn't love you so damn much, I would! 385 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,032 Tara! 386 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,319 Sorry. 387 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,351 It's OK. 388 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,835 Long as it's not bleeding. 389 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,670 Justin, could we...? 390 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,076 It's just... 391 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,916 God, you are so beautiful. 392 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,793 Get your gear together. We need to... 393 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,073 Spike? 394 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,238 You know, in civilised cultures, that's called trespassing. 395 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,353 Good thing you're uncivilised. We got trouble. 396 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,632 - Giles found you? - Giles? No. Was he looking for me? 397 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,752 - Yeah. It's Dawn. - Dawn? What happened? 398 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,474 It's OK. Giles was here earlier, looking for you. 399 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:51,991 Dawn and a little friend pulled a Houdini. Up to a bit of candy-corn mischief. 400 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,317 Wait. She's out there, running around by herself? 401 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,271 Kids these days, eh? 402 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,032 I did a sweep of the tunnels. Giles is poking about the cemetery. 403 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,038 - We have to find her. - I don't think she's in there. 404 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,038 Mist. 405 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,037 Cemetery. 406 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,037 Halloween. 407 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,116 Should end well. 408 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,473 Bloody brilliant. 409 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,478 Dawn! 410 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:50,076 - Dawn, are you all right? Janice? - He bit me. That jerk bit me! 411 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,316 Like you weren't askin' for it. 412 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,876 - I feel certain she wasn't. - What do you know about it, grandpa? 413 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,956 Quite a bit, actually. 414 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,436 Dude, that sucks. 415 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,190 Dawn? Where's Dawn? 416 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,238 - Get off me! - Dawn, wait! Wait! 417 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,474 I thought we could hang out, or something. 418 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,591 - Hang out?! - Yeah. 419 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,679 I mean, you're not like other girls. You're different. 420 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:45,078 There's something special about you. I knew it the first time I saw you. 421 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,593 I just wanna be close to you. 422 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,076 It's OK. It'll only hurt for a second. 423 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,840 I bet you say that to all the girls. 424 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:00,518 Giles? 425 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:05,031 You have a choice, son. We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard... 426 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,869 What were my choices again? 427 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,070 So, this a private game or can anyone join in? 428 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,236 Dawn, are you...? 429 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,235 Were you parking, with a vamp? 430 00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,435 I didn't know he was dead! 431 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,437 - Living dead. - Shut up! 432 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,949 - How could you not know? - I just met him! 433 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,992 So you were parking in the woods with a boy you just met? 434 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,511 - We've seen each other at parties. - Shut up. I don't believe you. 435 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,279 Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire? 436 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,278 - That was different. - It always is when it's you. 437 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,709 Excuse me! Can we fight now? 438 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,795 Didn't anyone come here to just make out? 439 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,231 Ah, that's sweet. You run. 440 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,551 You scream. 441 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,033 Die, Slayer! 442 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:35,191 Your sister's the Slayer? I totally get it! I knew there was something about you. 443 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,032 Giles! 444 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,072 What is your malfunction, man?! 445 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,916 It's Halloween, you nit. We take the night off. Those are the rules. 446 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,113 Me and mine don't follow no stinkin' rules. We're rebels. 447 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,074 No. I'm a rebel. You're an idiot. 448 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,672 Give the lot of us a bad name. 449 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,035 Trick or treat. 450 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,954 Give me somethin' good to eat. 451 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,114 I thought you really liked me. 452 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,432 I do. 453 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,915 And you like me, too. 454 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,356 I do. 455 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,712 - Sorry about the party. - Nah, don't worry about it. 456 00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,229 It gave me more time to plan the bridal shower. 457 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,794 Where do we order muscular male strippers? 458 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,830 Anya! 459 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,916 I'm kidding. Jeez. 460 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:27,029 I guess I should bugger off. Somethin' about big bads not venturing far on Halloween. 461 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,231 Good fight. 462 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,956 So, big monster bashing? Sorry we missed it. 463 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,548 As long as Dawn's all right. 464 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,639 - Yeah, that's what's... - I think I'm gonna turn in. Good night. 465 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,149 Tara? 466 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,556 Tara. 467 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,474 - How's your face? - Oh, still ruggedly handsome. 468 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,114 Grandpa indeed. 469 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,671 She's taking it pretty hard. 470 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,598 It's not surprising. We can't ignore this behaviour. 471 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:03,792 Something needs to be done before it spins out of control. 472 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,117 You're right. I'm glad you're here to take care of it. 473 00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,800 Don't be too hard on her. OK? 474 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,795 We need to have a conversation. 475 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,111 Is this the part where you tell me you're not angry? Just disappointed? 476 00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,915 Pretty much. Except for the bit about not being angry. 477 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,477 I'm sorry. OK? 478 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,269 - It's not that easy. - What do you want me to do? 479 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,593 Reverse time and take it back? Cos I could probably... 480 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,790 - Joke. I don't think I could really... - Can we not do this now? 481 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:03,439 - I'm tired. - OK. 482 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,673 Let's just forget it ever happened. 483 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:12,875 Forget. 484 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:32,075 Ooh. Your feet are cold. 485 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,675 Better warm me up. 486 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,958 This is how every day should always end. 487 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,038 And start. And all the stuff in the middle. 488 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,513 So, uh, you're not mad? 489 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,276 About what?