1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:02,956 Previously: 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,229 Last night changed things. 3 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,079 The only thing different is that I'm disgusted with myself. 4 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,428 Is this the way to the movies? 5 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,309 What is this place? 6 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,759 I'll just be a minute. 7 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:13,916 Willow and Dawn have been missing for hours. 8 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:16,474 - Do you know how long I've been here? - Let's get outta here. 9 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,595 Dawnie, I'm sorry! 10 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,756 - You could have killed her! - I need help. 11 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,591 No more spells. I'm finished. 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,919 - Got it. - It's beautiful. 13 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,871 Phase one of the plan is now complete. 14 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,358 Candles? We can't have candles? 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,916 Dawn, it's a magic clearance. Everything must go. 16 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,474 But they're just candles. 17 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,198 Well, to you and me they're just candles, 18 00:00:56,241 --> 00:00:59,915 but to witches they're like bongs. 19 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,072 So, no candles, no charms, no... 20 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,634 - Bird. - No bird? 21 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,835 The peacock on the table. It has two crystals in it. 22 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:18,230 Tara left them. 23 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,274 I'll make sure she gets them. 24 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,710 Dawn, can you grab the fertility god statue on the desk over there? 25 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,752 Kokopelli? No! I love him. 26 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,996 And he was Mom's. 27 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,193 Why do we have to get rid of so many things I like? 28 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:44,598 Dawn, I explained this to you. Willow has a problem. 29 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,429 The next few weeks are gonna be crazy hard on her as it is. 30 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,394 Any reminder of what it is that she's trying to stay away from 31 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,273 could cause her to give in to temptation. 32 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,675 And that would be bad. 33 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:26,669 OK, that's it. It's finally done. It still needs a trial run, but it's... 34 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,597 - Kinda clunky-lookin'. - What? 35 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:32,190 I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood. 36 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,278 You wanna see cool? I'll show you cool. 37 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,911 Mama! 38 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,394 Did it...? Is it...? 39 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,078 Yeah. 40 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:17,550 - I'd call that a successful test. - Well, that's just half the test. 41 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,159 Hey! 42 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,035 - You penis! - Cheer up, Frodo. 43 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:31,438 Thanks to my brains and our mystical gem, we got an invisibility ray. 44 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,552 And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable. 45 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,351 Dawn, come on. You gotta eat breakfast. Xander's gonna be here any second. 46 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,074 She's gonna be late for school again. 47 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,716 - How are you doing? - I'm OK. 48 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:46,960 Not "ready to head back to classes, face the world" OK, 49 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,640 but the shakiness is only semi now. 50 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:55,153 I thought I'd spend the day fishing the Net for more poop on the stolen diamond. 51 00:04:55,280 --> 00:04:57,555 I called you before. 52 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,989 Didn't hear you. 53 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,157 Dawnie, I'm making you a nice omelette. 54 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,191 Not hungry. 55 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,356 Dawn, you need to eat something. 56 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,789 Thanks for your concern. 57 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:17,277 OK, I deserve the wrath of Dawn, but why is she taking it out on you? 58 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,995 Because I let it happen. 59 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,432 - Buffy, I was the one who... - Who was drowning. My best friend. 60 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,956 I was too wrapped up in my own dumb life to even notice. 61 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,035 Morning. 62 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,792 What are you doing? And here? 63 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,995 Just took a stroll. Found myself in your neck of the woods. 64 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,957 Couldn't find a less flammable time of day to take a stroll? 65 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,548 Well, the fact is my lighter's gone missing. 66 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,830 Thought I might've dropped it here. 67 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,951 Haven't seen it. 68 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,036 I'm gonna head back to my room, get dressed. 69 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,312 - Lame. - What? 70 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,510 You. Making up excuses. 71 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,918 Don't flatter yourself, love. Bloody fond of that lighter. 72 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,237 Stop trying to see me. And stop calling me that. 73 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,556 So, what should I call you then? 74 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,398 Pet? 75 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,468 Sweetheart? 76 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,989 My little Goldilocks? 77 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,390 I love this hair. The way it bounces around when... 78 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,676 This flapjack's not ready to be flipped. 79 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,473 What the hell is that supposed to...? 80 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,230 Stop that. 81 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,191 Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike! 82 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,833 Still trying to mack on Buffy? Wake up already. Never gonna happen! 83 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,349 Only a complete loser would hook up with you. 84 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,712 Unless she's a simpleton like Harmony, or a nut sack like Drusilla... 85 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:12,355 You really need to get Dawn off to school. Let's go fetch her, OK? 86 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:15,074 You can let yourself out, right, Spike? 87 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,634 - Dawn! Xander's here! - I'm here. 88 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:20,069 You have everything? And after school, you... 89 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,431 - Yeah, yeah. Let's go, Xander. - You will come straight home? 90 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:28,315 Sure. Maybe we can find some time for you to get me into another car accident. 91 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,476 - Good morning. You must be Dawn. - May I help you? 92 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,639 I'm Doris Kroger, from Social Services. We had an appointment? 93 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,957 - For Wednesday. - This is Wednesday. 94 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,789 Right. Well, Dawn, you better... 95 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:50,075 - And, Xander, you'll drive safely? - Yes, ma'am. 96 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,790 Little bit on the tardy side, isn't she? 97 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,435 Yeah, well, it's been one of those mornings, you know? 98 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,357 Come on in. 99 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,511 Sorry about the mess. We're doing a little house-clean. 100 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,200 So, we gonna chat this out, or what? 101 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,230 Now's really not a good time. I have company. 102 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,590 No worries. I'll wait. 103 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,393 Ms Summers, if you and your boyfriend would like... 104 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,829 He's not... 105 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,793 Not my boyfriend. He's just a... 106 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:30,792 Spike, this nice woman is from Social Services. 107 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,396 Right. 108 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:39,310 Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis. 109 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,953 Like, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it. 110 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,912 - I'm sorry, did you say... - Crib. Crib. He said crib. 111 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:53,635 You know kids today and their buggin' street slang. 112 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,230 Spike, didn't you have to go now, because of that thing? 113 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:59,510 Thing, yeah. My blanket. 114 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,795 He sleeps here? 115 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,036 What? No! No. 116 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,469 Oh, the blanket. 117 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,592 That's a security thing. 118 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,790 He has issues. 119 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,480 Nope, just me and Dawn living here. 120 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,513 Buffy, I'm not feeling hot, so I'm gonna take a quick nap, OK? 121 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,915 OK, Will! 122 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:37,990 That's Willow. She kinda lives here too, actually. 123 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,839 So you live with another woman? 124 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:44,270 It's not a gay thing, you know. 125 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,198 Well, she's gay, but we don't... gay. 126 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,754 Not that there's anything wrong with... 127 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:54,078 I know what that looks like, but I swear it's not what it looks like. 128 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,236 It's magic weed. 129 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,316 It's not mine. 130 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,236 I think I've seen enough. 131 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,999 No, actually, I really don't think that you have. 132 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:08,275 It's been kind of a bad time. 133 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,597 It's been a bad time now for a while, hasn't it, Ms Summers? 134 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,678 Your sister's grades have fallen sharply in the last year, 135 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:18,236 due in large part to her frequent absences and lateness. 136 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,673 - But there are good reasons. - I'm sure there are. 137 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,679 But my interest is in Dawn's welfare and the stability of her home life - 138 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:30,237 something I'm just not convinced that an unemployed young woman can provide. 139 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,430 I can. I do. 140 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:35,438 We'll just have to see about that then, won't we? 141 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:39,951 I'm going to recommend immediate probation in my report. 142 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:41,115 What does that mean? 143 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,312 It means that I'll be monitoring you very closely, Ms Summers. 144 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,715 And if I don't see that things are improving, 145 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,355 I'll be forced to recommend that you be stripped of your guardianship. 146 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:52,550 You can't do that. 147 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:59,230 I do what is in Dawn's best interest, as should you. 148 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,475 Have a nice day. 149 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,275 Didn't go well, huh? 150 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,440 Why won't you go? 151 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,711 - I just thought you'd want... - Get out of here! 152 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,029 Just getting what I came for, love. 153 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,476 So long, Goldilocks. 154 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:17,512 Well, I think I can work with this. 155 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,518 What exactly would you like me to do? 156 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,518 Just make me different. 157 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,199 - What if we get caught? - No way. We'll be invisible. 158 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:32,108 - Plus their security's gotten lax. - You should know. You've cased it enough. 159 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,675 OK, this is it. 160 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,678 Remember, we're professionals. 161 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,037 - Slayer! - What? Where? 162 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,196 There. Headed this way. 163 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:52,837 - Give it! - I need to be invisible! 164 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,394 I need it more! Buffy can't see me! 165 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,080 Watch it! Don't touch the... 166 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:08,709 Oopsie. 167 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,989 What happened to Buffy? She's gone. 168 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,351 She's right here. Table four. I put her with your family. 169 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,755 Great. Except we don't hate Buffy. 170 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,916 Let's put her back at table one. 171 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,476 - Where do I put D'Hoffryn? - We're not inviting D'Hoffryn. 172 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:31,229 I have to, he's my ex-boss. You're inviting your work buddies. 173 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:34,113 - She's got a point. - Hey, Buffy... 174 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,429 Where are you? 175 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:40,676 At table four, apparently. 176 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,471 Well, that remains to be seen. Like you. 177 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:49,479 Don't strain yourself looking, Xander. I'm Invisible Girl. 178 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,955 - Xander? - Sorry! 179 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:57,799 Her clothes are invisible too. 180 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,276 Buffy, how did this hap... 181 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,680 Wait a sec. Have you been feeling ignored lately? 182 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,793 Yeah, ignored - I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. 183 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:11,753 I left Main Street after getting my hair cut... 184 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,474 - You cut your hair? - Yeah. 185 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,238 Really? How short? 186 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,955 About up to here. If you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders. 187 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,958 Sounds adorable! I was thinking of getting my hair cut... 188 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,470 Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious. 189 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,478 I know. It kinda fits the day I've had. 190 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,034 Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us, 191 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:37,915 and the social services lady put me through a wringer. Says she's gonna "watch" me. 192 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,591 Like to see her try now. You know, there may be an upside to no-see me. 193 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,232 Buff, did you see anyone or anything suspicious... 194 00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:50,195 before you cleared up? 195 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,996 Nope, didn't see nothin'. See what I did there, with the eyeballs? 196 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,554 Why would anyone make her invisible anyway? 197 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:02,878 An invisible slayer's gotta be way more effective than the standard variety. 198 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,355 I'm less with the why and more with the how. 199 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:09,519 We get the how, then we got how to make her unseen sight seen again, right? 200 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,278 'S all right! 201 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,277 Buffy, could you focus, please? 202 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,278 I am. This is kinda fun. 203 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,394 Well, it would help if we had a little bit more to go on. Or anything to go on. 204 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,392 I could go check the spot where Buffy disappeared, snoop for clues. 205 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,231 Yeah, right. 206 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,318 You know what? I'm just gonna go for a walk. 207 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:35,352 - A walk? - Yeah. Clear my head. 208 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,315 You guys keep working on the whats and hows. 209 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,238 - Clear my head! - Buffy! 210 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,311 Well, seems pretty obvious it's some kind of spell that's done this to her. 211 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:51,668 A spell from who? 212 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,998 You said it yourself, it makes no sense for one of her enemies to make her invisible. 213 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,271 - Maybe it's a mistake. - A magical mistake. 214 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,868 Who'd be messing with that kind of pow... 215 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,999 - Willow. - Xander. 216 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,634 - How's it goin'? - Good. 217 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:28,435 I found out some stuff about the diamond stolen from the museum. 218 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:33,111 It's called the llluminata. There's rumours it has quasi-mystical quantum properties. 219 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,879 Willow, we need to talk. 220 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,037 We are. Well, I'm talking and you're looking at me funny. 221 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,594 Is there something you wanna tell me? 222 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,354 It was nothing. I didn't slip. 223 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,393 Will, nobody's mad. Relapse is a part of recovery, we understand that. 224 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,353 We just have to figure a way to fix it. 225 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,835 - Fix what? - Fix Buffy. 226 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,357 - Buffy's broken? - Will, you know what I'm talkin'... 227 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,395 You don't know. 228 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,515 Rhymes with blinvisible? 229 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:06,955 What? 230 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:09,799 Buffy was leaving the haircutting place when she... 231 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:14,118 - Buffy got her hair cut? - Yeah! Adorable, apparently. 232 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,232 I personally couldn't tell, since she's all blinvisible. 233 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,828 And you think I have something to do with this? 234 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:21,598 No. 235 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,916 Will, your spells have caused weird stuff to happen to each of us at one time or another. 236 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,101 And let's not forget the recent forgetting. 237 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,910 I see. 238 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:35,589 So now when anything nasty happens, I get conveniently blamed for it? 239 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,392 No one's blaming. 240 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:41,593 So I guess it wouldn't matter if I just jump off the wagon completely, 241 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,154 since you already think I'm making pit stops. 242 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,669 If you say you didn't do it... 243 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,075 - Willow, where you going? - For a walk. 244 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:57,150 Couple of circuits are burned out and the wiring's all fried. 245 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,157 But we had so many plans. 246 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:03,034 Naked women, and all... well, all the naked women. 247 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,030 It's your fault. If you hadn't grabbed it... 248 00:18:05,031 --> 00:18:07,358 We got bigger problems, bonehead. 249 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,516 The Slayer's invisible now? 250 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:14,953 He's right. She could be anywhere. Even here, right now. 251 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,396 Watching, listening to every word we say. 252 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,512 For all we know, she could be one of us. 253 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,035 No, wait, guys, that isn't true. 254 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,435 I wouldn't sweat the Slayer too much. 255 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:36,156 Says you. In my book, an invisible slayer means a whole world of trouble. 256 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,550 I am the ghost of fashion victims past. 257 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:49,069 Studded caps? Not a good idea. 258 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,955 I'm doing you a favour! 259 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,156 Nah. Too easy. 260 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:06,958 So long, copper! 261 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,436 That's mine! Stop! 262 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,956 Hello, Mrs Kroger. 263 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,475 What? Where's my... 264 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,791 Losing my mind. 265 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,556 OK, who's the... 266 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,314 Kill. Kill. Kill. 267 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,190 What? 268 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:13,628 - I didn't say anything. - Not you. The mug. 269 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,908 But I heard something. 270 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:27,599 Kill, Doris. Kill everybody. 271 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,235 - You know you want to. - Shut up, shut up! Just shut up! 272 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,837 OK. No... No... 273 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,516 Yahtzee! 274 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,118 Doris. 275 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,949 I've got a few, so if you wanna discuss that case file now. 276 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:08,473 What? Oh, yes, the Summers file. It's right over here. 277 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:16,297 It's a 15-year-old girl, living under her sister's guardianship. 278 00:21:16,332 --> 00:21:17,039 The house is a complete... 279 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,789 What is this? "All work and no play make Doris a dull girl"? 280 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,673 - What? - "All work and no play make Doris... " 281 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,439 The pages are filled with it. 282 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,630 I didn't do this. 283 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,357 - It was the voice. - Excuse me? 284 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,758 There was a voice before. It made my coffee dance. 285 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,953 - It told me to... - To what? 286 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,757 Nothing. 287 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,791 Doris, take the rest of the day off. 288 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,593 - See your doctor. - What about my cases? 289 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,995 We'll put someone else on them. 290 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:02,157 And have them redo the Summers interview. 291 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,875 I'm not crazy. I am not crazy. 292 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,680 Hey, Will. Whatcha doin'? 293 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,389 I figured out this was where Buffy disappeared from what you told me, 294 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,239 so don't start jumpin' to any conclusions. 295 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,749 No jumpin'. Look, feet firmly planted. 296 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,678 I'm not feeling like myself right now. Sorry. 297 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,756 Me too. Sorry. 298 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,676 So, what have we found out so far? 299 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,279 Take a look at that! 300 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,359 Something sped outta here pretty damn quick to make that kind of tread mark. 301 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,553 - This could have been made any time. - Yeah, but this wasn't. 302 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:52,755 What is it? 303 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,156 - Paint that I scraped off the fire hydrant. - What fire hydrant? 304 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,035 That one. 305 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:03,277 Whatever hit this hydrant hit it after it was made invisible. 306 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:09,157 Betcha by golly wow that something was the same something that shot out of that alley. 307 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,953 Black paint? Buffy's phantom van. 308 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,716 We need to let Buffy... 309 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,673 There's something there. 310 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,870 It's a pylon - one of those orange traffic cones. 311 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,956 You should take it to the Magic Box. 312 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,878 It might help you and Anya figure out what spell was used. 313 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,154 - What about you? - I got paint scrapings and the tyre mark. 314 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,397 I'm gonna find this van that's been stalking Buffy. 315 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,670 By the way, where is Buffy? 316 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:43,516 Oh, my God, the blood! Look at all the blood! 317 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,552 Whatever beastie you are, I know you're here. And I hurt beasties. 318 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,593 Watch it. 319 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,072 A ghost, is it? Go and haunt the living, like a good spook. 320 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,630 - Buffy? - I told you, stop trying to see me. 321 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,871 - I got it! - Really? 322 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,230 We'll put D'Hoffryn at your parents' table 323 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:03,069 and move your Uncle Rory to a table five near the bar. 324 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,151 An, honey, we're looking for invisibility spells here. 325 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,714 Obviously I haven't found anything yet. 326 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:14,072 At least, nothing that would explain why things near Buffy become invisible. 327 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,197 - Xander. - What happened? 328 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,518 An unpleasant tactile experience, like putting my hand in pudding. 329 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,915 Like pudding, am I right? Rice or tapioca - lumpy like that. 330 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,235 We have to find Buffy. She's gotta know. 331 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,715 I don't think Buffy will be broken up over a pylon. 332 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,799 Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her. 333 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,357 If we don't find Buffy... I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done... 334 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,596 She's pudding? 335 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,636 What do you mean, she'll fade away? 336 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,479 The Slayer got slammed with a big-ass dose of radiation. 337 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:57,318 Her cells are mutating. 338 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:01,479 Eventually her molecular make-up will lose its integrity and then... 339 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,718 - But wouldn't that kill her? - Let me think. Yeah. 340 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,958 Wait a minute. We're not killing anybody. Especially not Buffy. 341 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,558 You guys are so immature. We're villains! 342 00:26:12,593 --> 00:26:14,312 When will you get that into your thick skulls? 343 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,319 - We're not killers, we're crime lords! - Yeah. Like Lex Luthor. 344 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,512 He tries to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman. 345 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:24,200 Because it's Superman's book, you moron! 346 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,834 But Lex doesn't kill him, does he? 347 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,308 Listen, Warren, you get that ray working... 348 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,870 and the first thing we're gonna do is find Buffy and re-visible her... 349 00:26:32,905 --> 00:26:34,682 before it's too late. 350 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,434 You got me? 351 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,312 Fine. 352 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,550 Whatever you guys say. 353 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,791 Spike? 354 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,510 Spike? 355 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,556 What are you doing? 356 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,554 What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I? 357 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,191 Exercising. 358 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,673 Naked. 359 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,756 In bed. 360 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:33,513 A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. 361 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,279 You gotta keep fit for the killing. 362 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,275 Looks like you had a little trouble upstairs. Mini disaster area. 363 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,073 You come here to criticise my housekeeping? 364 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,189 - No, no. I'm looking for Buffy. - Haven't seen her. 365 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,108 You wouldn't. She's come down with a slight case of invisibility. 366 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,356 Yeah? How did...? 367 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,550 We don't know yet. 368 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:01,635 Anyway, she's not at the house, and I really, really need to find her. 369 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,833 Tell you what, I'll take a peek around first chance I get, 370 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:11,191 and if we bump into each other, I'll clue her that you're on the lookout. 371 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,191 After your exercises. 372 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,869 Yeah, right. 373 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:24,874 You know, kidding aside, Spike, you really should get a girlfriend. 374 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,477 That was bloody stupid. 375 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,592 What's the matter? Ashamed to be seen with me? 376 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,713 Come on. He had no idea I was here. This is perfect. 377 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,437 Perfect for you. 378 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:44,076 Well, picture me confused. I thought this is what you wanted. 379 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:46,156 What I want... 380 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,796 This vanishing act's right liberating for you, innit? 381 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,718 Go anywhere you want. Do anything you want. 382 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,120 - Or anyone. - What are you talking about? 383 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,913 The only reason you're here is that you're not here. 384 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,112 Of course. As usual, there's something wrong with Buffy. 385 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,949 She came back all wrong. You know, I didn't ask for this to happen to me. 386 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,150 Not too put off by it though, are you? 387 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,637 No! Maybe cos for the first time since... I'm free. 388 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,115 Free of rules and reports. 389 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,192 - Free of this life. - Free of life. 390 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,595 Got another name for that - dead. 391 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:31,439 Why do you always have to... I thought we were having fun. 392 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,359 Yeah. Now. 393 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,076 But sooner or later your chums will work out a way to bring you back to living colour. 394 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:45,633 You need to go. Get dressed if you can find your clothes, and push off. 395 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,354 If I can't have all of you, I'd rather... 396 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,435 That's cheating. 397 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:29,999 I don't believe this. He threw me out? He threw me. 398 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,438 Did I fall into some backward dimension here? 399 00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,994 Is this Bizarro World? 400 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:41,035 And after he's always going on and on about being the only one that understands me. 401 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:45,836 "We're alike, you and me. Birds of a bloody feather. " 402 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,229 I'm walking here! 403 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,830 Insensitive. That's what he is. 404 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,070 Willow? Willow? 405 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,114 Dawn? 406 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,596 Dawn, come here. You wanna see somethin' neat? 407 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,438 - There you are! - Buffy? Where are you? 408 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,993 I'm invisible. Check this out. 409 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,156 Unidentified flying pizza, comin' in for a landing. 410 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,512 - What are you talking... - OK, not the most clever ad lib. 411 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,076 - But, come on, points for spontaneity! - Stop it! Just stop. 412 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,159 Sorry, Dawn. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to freak you out. 413 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,113 What did you think would happen? You're invisible, Buffy. 414 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,437 I know. Xander and Anya are on it. Muldering out what happened. 415 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,358 What about you? Shouldn't you be working on it? 416 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,040 - Of course I... - Do you even care who did this to you? 417 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,153 Or if you're gonna be stuck this way? You're making jokes and flying pizzas. 418 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,120 I don't think that's... 419 00:32:12,122 --> 00:32:15,159 I can't talk to you like this. I can't see you! 420 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,955 - How can I talk to you if I can't see you? - Dawn! Dawn! 421 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,199 Buffy, it's Xander. Where are you? We got a new problem here. 422 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:31,799 - Tell her. - I'm trying. 423 00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,388 We think whatever made you invisible is killing you. 424 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,556 - Tell her about the pudding. - Anya! 425 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,696 Buff, if this isn't reversed, you're gonna... 426 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:44,712 well, dissolve, or fade into nothing. 427 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,914 Now! 428 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,191 - Let go of me! - Congratulations. You're our first hostage. 429 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,114 Dawn, I'm going out to find Xander. If he calls... 430 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,356 Xander? 431 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,597 Just listen, Slayer. You don't have a lot of time. 432 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,950 Who is this? You sound familiar. 433 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,631 I'm nobody. No one you know. We've got your friend Willow, 434 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:49,515 and if you don't want anything nasty to happen to her, you'd better meet us. Alone. 435 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,039 Where? 436 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,870 Stay still and you won't get hurt. 437 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,797 - You OK, Will? - Buffy? 438 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,261 Where are the bad guys? 439 00:35:14,303 --> 00:35:16,515 All round you, Slayer, so don't try anything. 440 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,632 He's bluffing, Buffy. There's just three of them, I think. 441 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:23,070 More than enough to cause serious carnage, right, guys? 442 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,033 - Guys? Guys! - Kick! Use the kick! 443 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,391 I tried. He blocks it with his drunken-monkey fist! 444 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,476 Scary video carnage. 445 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,194 - Slayer's here. - Sorry. Didn't see her. 446 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,630 Let's continue in a less crowded area. Like over there. 447 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:41,069 - Where? - Follow me. 448 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,879 I'm gonna guess, you're the ones that did this to me? 449 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,797 - It was an accident! - Who's that? 450 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,356 - Nobody you know. - They're the ones from your mystery van. 451 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,758 You. So what annoying thing are you gonna do to me now? 452 00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,952 - Save your life. Make you visible. - I'm meant to believe that? 453 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,595 They told me everything, Buffy. Something's happening, you're... 454 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:06,871 - Fading away. I know. - I can fix that. 455 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,560 - Pick up that air-hockey mallet. - What for? 456 00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,716 It'll give me a target to aim at. 457 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,513 Now hold still and all your troubles will soon be gone. 458 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,870 - You're on the wrong setting. - What? 459 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,276 The gun - it's not set for reversing the particle ionisation. 460 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,119 It'll accelerate her molecular dissolution! 461 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:28,198 - Mind your own business. - What's she saying? 462 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:29,992 Buffy, he's trying to kill you! 463 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,439 Willow! 464 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:36,038 - OK, playtime's over. - You haven't won yet, Slayer. 465 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,355 No. That comes after I beat the snot out of you. 466 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,075 You'll have to find me first. There's three of us, against just one of you. 467 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,270 - You lied to us. - Fight her yourself. 468 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,234 - I go down, we all go down! - I promise, you're all going down. 469 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:53,115 We may not have your powers, Slayer, but you'll find we are not so easy to... 470 00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:54,275 Get her! 471 00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,469 Wait a minute! Who's biting my leg? 472 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,273 - Sorry! Where is she? - Here. 473 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:19,158 She can't find us if we split up. 474 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,793 - You go that way. - Which way? 475 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,876 That way! Over... 476 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,830 Just keep talking, boys. 477 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:33,037 - Watch the chest hair! - I know that voice. You're... 478 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,988 Jonathan? 479 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,270 You have chest hair? 480 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,551 Warren? 481 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,714 - Who are you? - Andrew. 482 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,278 I summoned the flying monkeys that attacked the high school? 483 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,913 - During the school play? - He's Tucker's brother. 484 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,395 Yeah, he's Tucker's brother. 485 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,632 So you three have, what, banded together to be pains in my ass? 486 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,793 We're your arch-nemesises... ses. 487 00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:22,238 You may have beaten us this time, Slayer, but next time... 488 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,196 Maybe not! 489 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,293 It's locked? You were supposed to check it! 490 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,273 I forgot. 491 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,870 I give you my arch-nemesises... ses. 492 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,630 What's goin' on in here? I got a bunch of scared kids saying this place is haunted! 493 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,072 Oh, my God, Buffy! 494 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,953 I know. They're gone. I guess we should chase them. 495 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:51,117 No, your hair! It is adorable. 496 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,714 Pretty neat, you finding the van. 497 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:04,433 So, how did you manage to do it exactly? I mean, to locate it? 498 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,632 The hard way. The spell-free way. 499 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:12,914 The "oh, my God, my head's gonna fall off, my feet are killing me" way. 500 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,877 I don't know how I got through this day. 501 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:29,513 The important thing is that you did. It's a good first step. 502 00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,993 How are you doing, post-invisibleness? 503 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,038 OK. I still have to do some damage control from my giddy-fest. 504 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,639 Dawn was pretty freaked out. 505 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:49,072 The whole "taking a vacation from me" thing didn't work out too well. 506 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,156 Tell me about it. 507 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,232 Except, when I got Xander's message - 508 00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,238 you know, that I was fading away - 509 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,632 I actually got scared. 510 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,194 Yeah. Who wouldn't? 511 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,312 Me. I wouldn't. 512 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,350 Not too long ago I probably would have welcomed it. 513 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,476 But I realise... 514 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,472 I'm not saying that I'm doing backflips about my life, but... 515 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:30,635 I didn't... I don't wanna die. 516 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,633 That's something, right? 517 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,115 It's something. 518 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,469 So I guess we both made good first steps. 519 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,396 I guess. 520 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,836 - Yay for us. - Yay.