1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:02,956 Previously: 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,355 If I'd known you were comin', I'd have baked a cake. 3 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,993 - Tell me you love me. - I love you. 4 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:09,873 - Tell me you want me. - I always want you. 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,798 Anya, you wanna marry me? 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,114 Yes. 7 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,117 - We're getting married. - Congratulations. 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,800 Wedding, one week! We have friends, family, 9 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,388 demons flying in, a to-do list getting no shorter... 10 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,317 Can we not do this now? 11 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:25,635 I don't think this is gonna work. 12 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,910 Are you saying you're gonna leave me? 13 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:31,949 Big wedding coming up. You and Tara are speaking again. 14 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:36,596 - You wanna call her? Invite her over? - No. Too soon for so bold a manoeuvre. 15 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,314 - It's over. - I've memorised this tune, love. 16 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,159 I'm using you, and it's killing me. 17 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,795 I'm sorry, William. 18 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,198 I know there's been a lot of loss. 19 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,039 People have a tendency to go away. 20 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:00,596 And sometimes I wish I could just make them stop. 21 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,471 Wish granted. 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,270 Buffy, it's hideous. 23 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,551 Oh, my God, Buffy. Look at its arms. 24 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,635 I know. 25 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,435 But it's my duty. I'm Buffy the bridesmaid. 26 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:23,238 Duty, schmuty. I'm supposed to be best man. 27 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:26,955 Shouldn't I be all Marlene Dietrich-y in a dashing tuxedo number? 28 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:28,308 No. 29 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:33,673 That would be unfair. We must share equally in the cosmic joke that is bridesmaids-dom. 30 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:42,150 Well, maybe if I ask Anya, I can still go with the traditional blood larva and burlap. 31 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,078 She was a vengeance demon for a thousand years. 32 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,556 She would know all the most flattering larvae. 33 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,869 What was she thinking? 34 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,434 She's probably too stressed to be thinking, 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:57,870 what with Xander's relatives and her demons. 36 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,389 Oh, my God, last night, the rehearsal dinner. 37 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:05,230 It was like a zoo without the table manners. And I bet it got worse after we left. 38 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,433 I can't believe everyone bought that story about Anya's people being circus folk. 39 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,314 Did you see the guy with the tentacles? What's he? Inky the Squid Boy? 40 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:18,031 And Xander's family. I haven't seen them that bad since my Bat Mitzvah. 41 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,995 - Did you see how much they drank? - Kinda. Mr Harris threw up in my purse. 42 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,355 You guys look so beautiful! 43 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,476 This is the happiest day of my whole life! 44 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,155 You seen my cuff links, Uncle Rory? Metal deals, hold my sleeves together? 45 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,955 You don't want those. What you really want is Velcro. 46 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:55,073 - Did I ever tell you how that was my idea? - 'Scuse me. How you doin'? 47 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,111 Good. 48 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,551 Rory? What you doin' there? 49 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,878 I'm tryin' to make myself an Irish coffee, but this stupid thing is on the fritz. 50 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,468 Watch it, it's still plugged in. 51 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,598 Gotcha. 52 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,030 Oh, is that broken? You want me to take a look at that? 53 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,870 Knock yourself out there, Kevin. 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,070 It's Krelvin. 55 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,555 Right. Right. Krelvin. 56 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,678 - Xander, you're not ready yet? - Look at my hair. 57 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,315 It doesn't really matter cos I won't be in any of the pictures. 58 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,069 - You'll be in the pictures, Mom. - I think your hair looks lovely. 59 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,476 How's about some breakfast? 60 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:45,798 Well, I guess if I'm a little plump it doesn't matter cos I won't really be... 61 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:50,152 - You'll be in the pictures, Ma! - That's one of hers, right? 62 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,878 You're one of hers, right? 63 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,310 - You met Krelvin already, Dad. Last night. - Yeah. We met. 64 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,477 You said I resembled your mother-in-law. 65 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,989 - Tony! - Oh, yeah. 66 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:06,352 And then you hit me with a cocktail wiener, and then you insulted my heritage. 67 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,277 Heritage? 68 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:11,597 Bein' circus folks is suddenly heritage now? 69 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,440 I mean no disrespect, of course. 70 00:04:14,443 --> 00:04:18,593 I'm sure you come from a long, proud line of geeks. 71 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,757 - Kidding. Just kidding. - Xander? Xander. 72 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:28,191 You know that guy Kevin? If he could clear up the skin problem, 73 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:32,279 do you think... do you suppose he'd date a woman with a kid? 74 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:35,472 I mean, I really can't afford to be very picky. 75 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:39,149 Cousin Carol, your earrings are my cuff links. 76 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,478 They are? Oh, my. Oops. 77 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,703 Excellent. Cuff links - check. We're rollin'. 78 00:04:46,738 --> 00:04:48,470 Nothing on earth can stop this wedding now. 79 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,754 - Is it too small? - Nah. 80 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,229 It fit when I picked up the tux. How can it not fit now? 81 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:05,873 It'll fit. 82 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,435 Man, what if it doesn't? 83 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:13,190 What if I can't wear my kummerbund, and the world can see my pants meet my shirt? 84 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,312 Buffy, that cannot happen. I must wear das kummerbund! 85 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,034 And so you shall! 86 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:23,428 - You got it! - Slayer strength. 87 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,836 I've been meanin' to cut back on that habit-forming oxygen. 88 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:32,795 Look at you. You look great, Mr About To Get Married. Glowing. 89 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,440 Oh, my God! Maybe you're pregnant! 90 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,597 Maybe. I dunno. Maybe I'm just happy. 91 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,909 Teary. 92 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,791 Good. Good teary. 93 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:55,435 Happy teary? Not frustrated-with-bow-tie teary? 94 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,948 Yes. Happy. 95 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:00,991 Happy for you. 96 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,193 That makes me happy for me. You and Anya give me hope. 97 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,311 It's like you two are proof 98 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:12,116 that there's light at the end of this very long, long, nasty tunnel. 99 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,796 And I cannot tie this tie. Where's your best man? Isn't she supposed to do this? 100 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,797 She said she had something to do. 101 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,672 - Want me to hold it shut for you? - OK. 102 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:29,117 Are you guys even listening? I need feedback, people. 103 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,358 - Sorry. Please continue with the vows. - OK. 104 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,994 "I, Anya, promise to... 105 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:40,875 love you, to cherish you, to honour you, but not to obey you, of course - 106 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,915 that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, a sea captain?" 107 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:49,032 "However, I do entrust you... " 108 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:55,156 - What? Is something funny? - No, nothing, sweetie. Just keep still. 109 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,396 OK. Blah, blah, blah, misogynistic. 110 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:03,799 Blah, blah... "I do, however, entrust you with my heart. " 111 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,673 "Take care of my heart, won't you, please?" 112 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,314 "Take care of it because it's all that I have. " 113 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,989 "And, if you let me, I'll take care of your heart too. " 114 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:18,277 "I'll protect it and tend to it, like a little stray. " 115 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,188 Wait, no. "Like a little mangy stray that needs a home. " 116 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,470 No, that's not it either. 117 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,393 I think we're all set here. 118 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,909 Let's take a look at you. 119 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:39,793 Wow. 120 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,639 You look lovely. Really lovely. 121 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,188 Thanks. It's probably the blush of imprudent spending. 122 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,869 Do you think Xander will like it? Oh, I want to see Xander now! 123 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,391 You can't. It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her dress, remember? 124 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:59,672 Right. I can't keep all these ridiculous traditions straight. 125 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:04,954 What if I'm not wearing my dress when I see him? OK, no sex. Cuddling? 126 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,231 It's just I'm so excited and I want to share it with my best friend. 127 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,511 I get to be with my best friend for ever! 128 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,978 Guess who agreed to be my date for tonight. 129 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,236 I'm really supposed to be working. 130 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:28,672 - I'm one of the caterers. - Oh, hush. No woman of mine is gonna work. 131 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:33,032 All you have to do is sit pretty, and laugh when I tell a good one. 132 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,277 Tell her what a funny guy I am, Dawnie. 133 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,550 Gotta go. Enjoy the wedding. 134 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,473 - Oh, bad head. - What? 135 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,087 Well, the lip wasn't split right. 136 00:09:47,115 --> 00:09:50,038 You gotta grab the lip between your thumb and your finger, 137 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:54,153 and then you have to slice right through the centre of the meat. 138 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,875 It was my trade. I used to stuff things. 139 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,797 I still do. 140 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:02,638 But only for fun. 141 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,711 - Hymen's greetings. - Hy... what? 142 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,355 Hymen, the god of matrimony. His salutations upon you. 143 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:19,431 May the love we celebrate today avoid an almost inevitable decline. 144 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:20,549 Cool. 145 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,194 I brought a gift. I suppose there's a table. 146 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,797 - Halfrek. - Please, call me Hallie! 147 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:33,436 - We're practically family now. - Neat. I can put this on the table for you. 148 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,120 - Thank you. Careful, it's... - Fragile? 149 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,958 Squirmy. 150 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:44,999 So, Dawnie, how's everything? 151 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:49,238 Going good? Nothing you wish was different? 152 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,831 For Yekk's sake, take a day off. We're not here to do vengeance, we're here to mingle. 153 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:58,909 Oh, look. It's Katrika Whatshername. What has she done with...? 154 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,198 - Spike! - I want you to meet my date. 155 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,310 Hi. I'm Dawn. 156 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:17,192 So, yeah. Anyway, that's my date. She's with me. My date for the wedding. 157 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:19,472 Yeah. 158 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:21,636 OK. Well, nice meeting you. 159 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:29,590 So, circus folk. What's that like? 160 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,958 Your friend - the fella with the warts - 161 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:37,949 went off on his circus "heritage", like you folks are all in some kind of cult. 162 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,594 Well, there are ancient ways. 163 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,915 Clowning, as an occupation, 164 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:47,158 grew out of the commedia dell'arte, and ancient sports, of course. 165 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,499 If you expect Xander to bring up his kids in some kind of... 166 00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:53,833 foreign-speaky bow-to-the-easty kinda cult... 167 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:57,191 You think children should be raised in ignorance of our ways? 168 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,871 No, the Harrises are very broad-minded. We're Episcopalians. 169 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,469 "Till death do us part. " 170 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:11,470 That's what cracks me up. Hit me again, barkeep. 171 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,831 - How do I look? - Well, let's see. 172 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,838 Found your shoes. Your fly's zipped. 173 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,468 I'd say you look like you're ready to get married. 174 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:38,950 You're one of the decent ones, Xander. I hope I'm as lucky as you guys someday. 175 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,868 You wanna get lucky? I've still got, what, 15, 20 minutes. 176 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,115 All right. Into the breach with you. 177 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:51,995 OK, breach me. Now, let's go over the list one more time. Number one? 178 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,953 - Don't let your dad near the bar. - Check. Number two? 179 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,638 - Don't let your mom near the bar. - Check. 180 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:01,116 - Hey, Buffy. Spike brought a total skank. - A...? 181 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,676 A Manic Panic freak he's macking with in the middle of the room. 182 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,678 - I saw him shove his tongue... - Spike brought a date? 183 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,870 Yeah. Wait till you see her. 184 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,474 Guys, I better go meet and greet. 185 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,229 Just go ahead. I'll be a sec. 186 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,470 Hey, congratulations. 187 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,394 Congratulations, there, son. 188 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,634 - Hello, young man. - Oh, Xander... 189 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,833 Alexander, do you realise that the usher sat us in the third row? 190 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,030 - I'm sure it was a mistake. - I don't think... 191 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,833 - Excuse me. - Do you know where the photographer is? 192 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,793 - I've got a proposition for him... - I need to talk to you. 193 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,198 - Xander, one of Anya's presents got loose! - Got loose? 194 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,551 It's a fully alive squiggly thingy - and why is Halfrek a bridesmaid? 195 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,389 Please, please, you have got to listen to me! 196 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,274 You can't get married today. It's a huge mistake. 197 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:12,070 Yeah, right. Thanks for the advice, Uncle... Help me here. 198 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:17,069 - Uncle? You don't recognise me, do you? - I'm sorry, I don't... 199 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,159 This sounds crazy, I know, but you have to believe me. 200 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,676 I'm Xander Harris. 201 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,396 I'm you. 202 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,749 - What do you mean, you're me? - I'm you. 203 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,553 I'm you from the future. 204 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:43,854 Oh, from the future! I thought you were a nutball, 205 00:14:43,889 --> 00:14:45,759 - but now that you're from the future... - Please listen to me. 206 00:14:45,794 --> 00:14:48,792 I found my way back to warn you, to tell you... 207 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,832 - Easy. Everything's gonna be all right. - Toast! 208 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,286 That's why I told that guy no drinks before the ceremony. 209 00:14:54,339 --> 00:14:57,592 Toast! A toast to the Harris clan. 210 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,918 - Look, I can prove it to you. - I know we've had problems... 211 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,595 I thought you might need convincing. 212 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:11,998 - Anya's crew make mine look good. - Come on. Follow me. 213 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,998 And to my wife, Jessica. 214 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,270 Where are you, honey? 215 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,156 There she is. 216 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,797 To my wife. 217 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,673 What would I do without you, beautiful? 218 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:32,230 Well, for starters, I probably wouldn't need to drink so much, would I? 219 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:38,872 On the brighter side, marriage has probably saved me from a nasty dose of the clap. 220 00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,877 Here's to ya. 221 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,039 - Does this jerk ever shut up? - He's startin' to make my suckers twitch. 222 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:51,712 And a toast to the bride's dermatologically-challenged family shrub. 223 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:55,196 - Sit down! - I paid for all this! 224 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,869 You want me to sit down, you cough up a couple of grand, Squidly. 225 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,872 What'd you call me, you drunken piece of sh...? 226 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,230 - Mazel tov! - What's this? 227 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:10,718 You must be so happy for Xander on his very special, once-in-a-lifetime day, Mr Harris. 228 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:13,593 Nice chassis. What's under the hood? 229 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,734 You know, I could use a strong cup of coffee. 230 00:16:15,856 --> 00:16:18,430 Let's get you one too. What do you say? 231 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,917 - Did you own a little square pinkish purse? - I did. 232 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:26,828 I thought so. What do you say we slip in the back room and I show you my... 233 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:32,318 You finish that sentence and I guarantee you won't have anything to show. 234 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,950 - What is it? - It's magic. 235 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,311 Very powerful. Look at it. 236 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,356 You'll see what I've seen. 237 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,755 Feel what I've felt. 238 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,636 Get the hell away from me! Dad, Josh is teasing me. 239 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:21,752 Sara's a weirdo! Sara's a weirdo! 240 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,438 What? 241 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,994 You goin' out again? 242 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,476 - I'm doing a makeover party. - I thought you hated those. 243 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,429 Well, one of us has to make some money. 244 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,791 Well, what do you want me to do? I can't work. My back's shot. 245 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:41,311 - And whose fault is that? - Oh, no. Not the Buffy thing again. 246 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,874 You had no business fighting demons with her. 247 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,072 Buffy needed me. I had to help. 248 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:53,231 Well, it didn't save her, did it? All it did was ruin our lives. 249 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,590 I'll be late. 250 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,629 I hope you crash in your stupid pink car! 251 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,518 - What? - I hate this place. 252 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:15,757 - You know I don't eat wheat. - You don't eat anything, freak. 253 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,440 - At least I'm not a mama's boy. - At least I'm not a freak. 254 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,870 - Dad, make him cut it! - You should talk to your mother about that. 255 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,793 You've had too much wine. 256 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,435 Have I? I'm just saying maybe you should talk to your daughter! 257 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,243 I hate you guys! I know that you're not my real dad, 258 00:18:34,278 --> 00:18:35,509 and I hate you. I hate you both. 259 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,949 I wish you'd die! 260 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,793 This sucks. 261 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,110 If you were so unhappy, why didn't you leave? 262 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,073 I wanted to. I should have! 263 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:49,510 Yeah. Maybe I would have gotten some touch in the past 20 years. 264 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,953 - I wasn't the one who stopped touching! - Oh! Maybe, but you weren't touchin' me! 265 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,789 What did you expect me to do? You wouldn't come near me after Buffy... 266 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,071 - Don't bring her into this! - Fine. Forget her. 267 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,273 Maybe you were just born to be a bitter, angry old man. 268 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,911 - Shut up. - No! I want my life back! 269 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:15,514 If I hadn't married you I wouldn't have had to hate myself for the last 30 years! 270 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,755 Shut up! 271 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:27,750 - I'm so sorry. I didn't want to show you. - What happened? What was that? 272 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,714 A glimpse of your future, harnessed by magic. 273 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,990 Is she OK? What did I do? 274 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:39,353 Listen. I don't have long here. The spell that brought me back, it won't last. 275 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,310 But you can change things. 276 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,149 It doesn't have to go like this. 277 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,794 - But you can't marry Anya. - But... 278 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,879 You'll hurt her less today than you will later. Believe me. 279 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,909 Sometimes, two people... 280 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,396 all they bring each other is pain. 281 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,434 Hello, Buffy. 282 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,633 Hey. 283 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,714 It's a happy occasion. 284 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,515 You meet my friend? 285 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,279 No. Not yet. 286 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,279 But she seems like a very nice attempt at making me jealous. 287 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,196 Is it working? 288 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,788 A little. 289 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,593 It doesn't change anything, 290 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,234 but if you're wildly curious... 291 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,156 yeah, it hurts. 292 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,478 I'm sorry. 293 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,716 Or... good! 294 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,436 - You want us to go? - No. 295 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:10,270 No, you have every right to be here. I pretty much deserve... 296 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,755 That's not true. 297 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:16,871 God, this is hard. 298 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,558 Yeah. 299 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,156 I think we'll go. 300 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,510 Go where? Your place? 301 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,396 Yeah, I suppose. 302 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:32,756 - That was the idea. - Yeah. 303 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,996 - Evil. - Of course. 304 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,076 But I won't... 305 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,156 or... 306 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:46,397 I'll just go. Give my best to whatever... the happy couple. 307 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,199 I will. 308 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,035 It's nice to watch you be happy. 309 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:55,876 For them, even. 310 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,551 I don't see it a lot. 311 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,638 You glow. 312 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,313 That's because the dress is radioactive. 313 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,676 - I should... - Yeah. 314 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,478 But it hurts? 315 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,118 Yeah. 316 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,718 Thanks. 317 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,316 You're welcome. 318 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,590 - Let's go. - What about the wedding? 319 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,995 Let's just piss off, all right? 320 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,360 I'll say this for the Y-chromosome: 321 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:59,389 looks good in a tux. 322 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,232 Well, your double Xs don't look too bad there, either. 323 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,629 You're getting married. My little Xander. 324 00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,320 All growed up. 325 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:16,639 It's a good thing I realised I was gay, otherwise you, me and formalwear... 326 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:29,952 - Do you know how much I love you? - About half as much as I love you. 327 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,755 You ready for the long walk? 328 00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,590 Just give me a sec. I wanna work on my vows. 329 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,633 Take your time. It's not like we can start the wedding without you. 330 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,995 "I, Anya, promise to cherish you... " 331 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,236 No, not cherish. 332 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:59,869 "I promise to have sex with you whenever I want, 333 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:04,599 and pledge to be your friend, 334 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,154 your wife, and your confidante, 335 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,317 - and your sex poodle... " - Sex poodle? 336 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,230 Yeah. Why? 337 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:17,592 I'm not sure you should say "sex poodle" in your vows. 338 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,156 The music. They're playing the music! This is it. 339 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,995 Are you ready to go? 340 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,034 He's gone. Xander disappeared. 341 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:46,073 What? Xander's gone? What should we do? 342 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:50,751 I'm gonna go look for him. I'm gonna find him. And you're gonna stall. 343 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,955 Sorry about that. There's just gonna be a little bit of a delay. 344 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,116 - Why? What's wrong? - Nothing! 345 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,596 Nothing's wrong. It's just the minister. 346 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,198 He had to go and perform an emergency C-section. 347 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,470 - C-section? - Yeah! 348 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,309 He's not just a minister, he's also a doctor. 349 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:23,150 He's half-minister, half-doctor. He's a mini-tor. 350 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,791 Not to be confused with a Minotaur, because he's all man, 351 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,515 this doctor-minister man - no bull parts whatsoever. 352 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,717 So it should just be a couple of minutes. 353 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,512 OK. 354 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,553 OK. 355 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,476 For the last time. 356 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,474 "I, Anya, 357 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,636 want to marry you, Xander, 358 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,672 because I love you 359 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,075 and I'll always love you. " 360 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:04,593 "And before I knew you, I was a completely different person. " 361 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,551 "Not even a person, really. " 362 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,395 "I had seen what love could do to people, 363 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,876 and it was hurt and sadness. " 364 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,956 "Alone was better. " 365 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,311 "And then, suddenly, there was you, 366 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,356 and you knew me. " 367 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,759 "You saw me, and it was this thing. " 368 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,349 "You make me feel safe and warm. " 369 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,114 "So, I get it now. " 370 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,032 "I finally get love, Xander. " 371 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,674 "I really do. " 372 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:51,277 - I'm bored. - It's a wedding, honey. We're all bored. 373 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,629 No! No, it's not what you think. 374 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,111 Beautiful. 375 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,832 What's going on? 376 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,395 I mean, I am sorry, but what the hell was that minister thinking? 377 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:41,911 - I don't know. He... - Delivering a baby on my special day. 378 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,198 It's totally rude of him - and the mother. 379 00:27:44,379 --> 00:27:46,716 Why couldn't he have just told her to hold it? 380 00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,234 Give me a double Jack. 381 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,590 This is a disaster. 382 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,154 It's that Anya. I know it. 383 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,879 She made us pay for the whole thing and now she's gonna louse it up. Women! 384 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,560 I offered to help. She didn't want my help. 385 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:15,191 This totally isn't happening. We should've known she'd never... 386 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,709 I am worried about Anya. 387 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,718 Oh, sure. Of course you are. 388 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,637 Oh, Halfrek. 389 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,832 You know I love all my demons equally. 390 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,994 Buffy, you've gotta do something. 391 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,351 So, who here's from out of town? 392 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,876 My family is worse. 393 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,468 No way. Mine is so messed up you have no idea. 394 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:51,276 Wait until you see my mom dance at the reception and then tell me who's messed up. 395 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,393 - I guess they're all messed up. - Yeah. Everybody's pretty lame. 396 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,229 - First word! - One word! 397 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,510 Animal? 398 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,356 Bull! 399 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,633 - Anya, wait up! - This bride waits for no one. 400 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,356 If the minister's not here yet, we just have to get married without a minister. 401 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,834 Jeez. What is the hold-up? 402 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,716 Can you keep a secret? 403 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,991 Nobody knows this, but the groom, he took off and no one can find him. 404 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,394 What? 405 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,036 - I'll catch you later, Dawn. - Xander's gone? Xander's missing? 406 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,954 What do you mean, Xander's missing? 407 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,312 It's a joke. Xander's playing a joke. 408 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:52,149 It's like one time, at one of Carol's weddings, I had this ape suit... 409 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,477 Oh, great. Another Harris family joke. 410 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,034 Why don't you have another drink? 411 00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:02,392 Drinking is the only way I can dull the pain 412 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,478 of looking at your ugly face. 413 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,075 Think real hard about this, Harris. 414 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,317 Don't touch me with those nasty circus things! 415 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,076 That's it! 416 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,069 Thanks. 417 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,156 - You OK? - Yeah. 418 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:42,475 Xander? Have you seen Xander? Has anyone seen Xander? 419 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:46,149 Well, I saw him go into the trophy room with that guy! 420 00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,714 You. You were talking to Xander right before he left. What did he say to you? 421 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,197 - What did you say to him? - Doesn't matter now, does it? It's done. 422 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,118 What's done? Did you...? If you said something to make him leave... 423 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,837 You'll what? Haven't changed a bit. Still as vindictive as ever. 424 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,990 Do I know you? 425 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,040 You don't recognise me, Anya? 426 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,993 I'm not the man I used to be. I know. 427 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,836 Guys! Will you break it up? 428 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,592 Xander. 429 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,674 Where is he? You tell me, old man! 430 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,519 - You tell me why he left! - He left because of you. 431 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,157 - I didn't do anything. - Oh, really? 432 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,716 What about this? 433 00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,158 Tell me what you did with Xander. What are you? 434 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,192 You did this. You brought this on. 435 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,232 I've waited a long time for this, Anyanka. 436 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,157 - Who are you? - Remember Chicago? 437 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,794 South Side, 1914? 438 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,995 Stewart Burns, philanderer! 439 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,235 You'd think you'd remember. I remember you. But you ruined my life. 440 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,995 You were a... 441 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,236 - I punished you. - That's right. 442 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,749 Some hussy I'd been taking around summons you. 443 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,714 Next thing I know, I look like this and I'm being tortured in another dimension. 444 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,990 - I forgot. - Well, I didn't! 445 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,911 Every day I remembered... 446 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,742 and every day I thought how I would somehow get here, 447 00:32:43,777 --> 00:32:46,034 and ruin your life like you ruined mine. 448 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:52,958 It didn't take much, either. I scared off your fiancé with a couple of phoney visions. 449 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,357 Visions of what? 450 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,156 Your future. Or his nightmare vision of your future. 451 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,037 - That's it? That's all you did? - Yeah. 452 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,071 It was easy. 453 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:12,875 Look at that, you're crying. I like that. 454 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,076 - Stop it. - Cry, Anyanka, cry. 455 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:24,152 I love to see you cry. And now I'd love to see you scream. 456 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,436 Come any closer and I'll kill her. 457 00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,233 I'm so glad you're here. 458 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,199 It was all lies, what he showed you. 459 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,911 It wasn't true, he just wanted to break us up. 460 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,516 - It doesn't matter now. - So we'll be OK? 461 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,676 Excuse me. 462 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,436 - It's dead. - Yup. 463 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,312 Is anyone else waiting for it to go poof? 464 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,193 Maybe we can cover it with flowers. 465 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,714 Look at this damage. I'm not payin' for this, you freaks! 466 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,229 Stop calling us freaks! 467 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,516 Oh, no! No, not again! No! 468 00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,796 Stop it! 469 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,395 Everyone sit down! 470 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,913 This wedding will go on, so get back in your seats! 471 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,830 You know, it's bad luck to see me in my dress. 472 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:27,398 It's OK. It's all over now. He's dead, and it was just smoke and mirrors. 473 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,036 I know. 474 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,672 So... 475 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,716 - we're ready now. Let's get married. - I... 476 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,318 I'm not... 477 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,316 I'm not ready. 478 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,076 I can't, An, I'm sorry. 479 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:58,518 But it wasn't real. What he showed you, it wasn't real. 480 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,552 I know it wasn't real. 481 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,194 But it could be. 482 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:14,872 What was it? Was it about me? Cos he wanted you to hate me, Xander. 483 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,629 It wasn't you. 484 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,990 It wasn't you I was hating. 485 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,837 I had these thoughts and fears before this. 486 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,958 - Maybe we just went too fast. - Look, everybody has thoughts. 487 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,477 It's natural, it doesn't mean getting married is wrong. 488 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,832 - I know, I know. - Look, you're just shaken up, OK? 489 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,191 You just calm down and we'll start over, OK? 490 00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,316 We can't start over. 491 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:03,469 If this is a mistake, it's for ever. And I don't wanna hurt you. 492 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,675 Not that way. 493 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,316 I'm sorry. 494 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,670 - But... - I am so sorry. 495 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,274 Should we do something for her? 496 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,315 Anything? 497 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:40,228 She wants to be alone. That's what she wants. 498 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,950 Oh, God, it just hurts my heart to think of her. 499 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:48,957 I know. The whole thing hurts my heart. 500 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:58,599 - I thought they were happy. - They were. I know they were. 501 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:05,200 They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train. 502 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,436 Why did this happen? 503 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,516 I don't know. 504 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,829 I feel like I should be hating Xander. 505 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,916 But I can't. 506 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,236 I just... 507 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,796 I just hope he's OK. 508 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,956 I wonder where he is. 509 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,394 Not much to explain. 510 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,875 Air conditioner's busted. 511 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,714 That's it. Checkout's at 11. 512 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,036 Are you OK? 513 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,993 I'm tired of crying. 514 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,914 I'm just so tired, D'Hoffryn. 515 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,196 Oh, Anyanka. 516 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,276 I'm sorry. 517 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,711 But you let him domesticate you. 518 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,513 When you were a vengeance demon, you were powerful. 519 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:43,110 At the top of your game, you crushed men like him. 520 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,397 It's time you got back to what you do best, don't you think?