1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,673 - Previously: - Whywon't you sleep with me again? 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,712 - Because I don't love you. - Like hell. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:12,152 - Thought you were gonna go see Tara. - She was seeing someone else. 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,238 We should have some coffee sometime. 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,588 I'm free tomorrow. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,070 Shut it down. 7 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,272 - Is that the cam in the Magic Box? - My God. 8 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,551 - God. What is she...? - That's enough. 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,793 You left me, Xander. At the altar. I don't owe you anything. 10 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,639 So you go out and bang the first body you can find? 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:42,196 - It's good enough for Buffy. - Shut up and leave her out of... 12 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,072 Tara? 13 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,351 You can't just have coffee and expect... 14 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:51,392 - I know. - There's just so much to work through. 15 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,913 Trust has to be built again, on both sides. 16 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,830 Can we just skip it? 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,200 Can you just be kissing me now? 18 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,388 When did morning happen? 19 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,670 After the moon went down. 20 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,794 I forgot how good this could feel. 21 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,756 Us, together. 22 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,631 - Without the magic. - There was plenty of magic. 23 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,111 It's getting late. 24 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,231 - Wanna get up? - No. 25 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,396 God, no. 26 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,474 I was just thinking about Buffy. 27 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,511 - She still isn't back? - I didn't hear her. 28 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:10,670 She wouldn't talk about what happened at the magic shop when she got home last night. 29 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:13,951 She just asked how close I was to tracing the camera signal 30 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,913 back to the empire of the nerds. 31 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,871 Then she left again. 32 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,150 I'm sure she'll be OK. 33 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:26,593 Yeah, I'm not really worried about her going up against Warren and the others. 34 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:33,020 I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I think something might be going on. 35 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,156 With Spike and Buffy. 36 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:41,789 I mean, she looked so hurt when she saw him with Anya. I think maybe... 37 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,992 They've been sleeping together. 38 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,509 No. I wouldn't go that far. 39 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:51,394 No, I mean she told me they've been sleeping together. 40 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:56,394 Sleeping together? You mean, like, the naked kind of together? 41 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,479 I'm sorry I didn't say anything but I promised her I wouldn't. 42 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,235 Does everybody know? Am I the only one... 43 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:07,909 God, no. She didn't even mean to tell me. It just came out. 44 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,516 How could she hide something like this from me? 45 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,474 I think she was afraid of the look you'd get on your face. 46 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,434 Kind of like the one you're wearing now. 47 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,597 I'm just trying to understand. 48 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,676 So is she. 49 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,839 She probably really needs someone to talk to. 50 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,757 Probably. 51 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,839 We've been kind of busy. Maybe we didn't hear her come home. 52 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,516 Buffy? 53 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,189 Is she back yet? 54 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,278 Not yet. I'm sure she'll be home soon. 55 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,598 - Everything's fine. Just go back to bed. - It's ten o'clock. 56 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,830 You don't think she's gonna hurt Spike, do you? 57 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:08,158 - She told you about Spike? - It was kinda obvious after last night. 58 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,834 Yeah, I totally knew. 59 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,030 It must have hurt so much. 60 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,628 To see him and Anya like that. 61 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,911 And poor Xander. Everything is so screwed up. 62 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,792 It's gonna be all right. 63 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:27,472 It's just complicated. When people have such strong feelings for each other, sometimes... 64 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,795 Is she back yet? 65 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,558 You and...? 66 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,990 - That's my cue to go put some clothes on. - No. I'm totally not here. 67 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,475 You guys, you do whatever you want. 68 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,913 I'll go watch TV, downstairs, really loud, in the basement where I can't hear anything. 69 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,632 My God. 70 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,715 I love you guys. 71 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,793 All right. Let's make this quick. 72 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,514 Fine. But I'm not leaving till we have a little chat. 73 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:18,628 Very little, considering the pummelling that needs to occur. 74 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,316 I mean, guys, hello? 75 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:33,389 Slayer here. Did you honestly think I wouldn't find you? 76 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,350 Well, that can't be good. 77 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,714 OK. That's gonna cost you. 78 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,909 OK, we're here, ready for action. 79 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,998 Bad-guy-fighting action. 80 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:24,829 Guys, you didn't have to... You know, if you still wanna be alone. 81 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:28,555 - No. No, we're good. - We're better than good. 82 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:31,036 - Great. - Super. 83 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:40,156 - OK. All right, we'll stop. - You better not. 84 00:07:40,280 --> 00:07:42,475 So, nerds - how are they? 85 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:45,592 I found their lair but they knew we were tracing their signal. 86 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:49,429 They left in a hurry. Van was gone, but everything else was still there. 87 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,472 We should go back. Tara and I can sherlock around. 88 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,831 Nothing left now. Giant buzz saw. There was a thing. 89 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,157 This is all that I could save. We need to go through it, 90 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,499 see if we can find anything that might tell us... 91 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,718 what they're doing, where they're going. 92 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,590 This might take a while. 93 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:13,757 Anything we can do to fast-forward? We need to find Warren before anyone else gets hurt. 94 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,348 Should we call Xander? 95 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:20,553 I don't think he's really in the Scooby space. We need to give him some time. 96 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,150 Maybe they've heard something in the demon bars about those guys. 97 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,475 Spike... 98 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:28,716 Spike's not part of the team. 99 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,955 So he's not going to be around any more? 100 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,599 I don't know, Dawn. Not for a while. 101 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,792 What about Anya? She might be able to help with the demon texts. 102 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:45,799 I'm guessing she's not feeling real researchy right now. 103 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,431 I know how you feel. Maybe I can help. 104 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,870 How could Carl do that to me? That bastard! 105 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,070 He's a man. Look no further. 106 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,158 But with my sister? She's not even pretty. 107 00:09:01,520 --> 00:09:04,114 Well, it isn't always about looks. 108 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,196 Or a beating heart. 109 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:11,440 Sometimes intimate sweaty relations with the wrong person seems a good idea at the time. 110 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:16,475 She's fat. He cheated on me with my fat, ugly sister. 111 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,998 Likes 'em fleshy? 112 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:24,591 Bet you wish he'd bloat up a few thousand pounds and pop like a big old meat zeppelin. 113 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,597 He said he loved me. 114 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:31,236 Then he must've meant it, cos guys never say anything they don't really mean, do they? 115 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,079 They say "I love you" and you think it's true. 116 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:40,070 They say "Anya, I wanna be with you for the rest of my life," and you believe them. 117 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,927 You believe they feel the same about you... 118 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:44,398 because that's the way love's supposed to be, right?. 119 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,396 Who's Anya? 120 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:49,399 You get all excited, with the tingly anticipation, but wait. Not so fast. 121 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,195 There's the apocalypse, the back from the grave, the blah, blah, blah. 122 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:56,471 By the time you're standing there in that expensive white dress 123 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,798 you've dreamed of since you became human, he gets all heebie-jeebie and decides 124 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,718 "I'd rather just go steady. " 125 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:07,037 Men suck. I wish Carl's flesh would... 126 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:09,559 He said it isn't me, but how can I believe him? 127 00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:12,837 I mean, he knew he didn't wanna get married. 128 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,191 Deep down, he knew. But he lied to me every day for months. 129 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,959 - I wish... - He lied and lied and lied some more. 130 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:22,709 Who's gonna notice with all the other lies flying around like monkeys? 131 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:26,116 Then he thinks he can sweep the carnage under the rug by saying... 132 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,629 I'm sorry. Sorry. 133 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,753 I'm sorry. Sorry. Please. I'll never try to desecrate your chamber again. 134 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,792 Don't hurt me. Please. 135 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,636 Hit him again. Hit him again. 136 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:47,430 They're tougher than I thought. One jolt from this should have dropped an elephant. 137 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:52,111 You want a piece of this? Not so tough, are you now, Pufnstuf? 138 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,469 We need him fresh, all right? Not smokehouse. 139 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,718 I'm done being the bait. Next time one of you can wiggle on the hook. 140 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,991 If this works, the next time we'll be the thing that everyone's afraid of. 141 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:08,588 OK. So, what now? 142 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,554 Well, now it's your turn, Sparky. 143 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,916 Does it help? 144 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:32,716 Doesn't hurt. 145 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,476 Not planning a campout, are we? 146 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,512 No. I'm sleeping over at Janice's. 147 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,271 Figured Willow and Tara might want some time to... 148 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,555 So the birds are flying again? 149 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,836 Ain't love grand? 150 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:01,839 I wanted to stop by on my way and, you know. 151 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,748 Everybody's pretty mad at you. 152 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,030 Yeah. Kind of picked up on that. 153 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,594 You're not gonna be coming around any more, are you? 154 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,274 It's complicated, Niblet. 155 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:25,155 Everybody's been saying that. 156 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,630 It must be true, then. 157 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:35,955 Was it worth it? What you did with Anya? 158 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,716 Buffy told you? 159 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,590 Kind of caught the show. 160 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,518 There was a camera somewhere in the Magic Box. 161 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:49,599 Warren and Jonathan and that other guy had been watching Buffy. 162 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,958 Wankers. 163 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,196 Do you love her? 164 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,356 No. No. 165 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,436 It was just a... 166 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:12,554 It was a bad day. For both of us. We just had a few drinks, and things just... 167 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,750 No. Not Anya. 168 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,071 Buffy. 169 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,191 Do you really love her? 170 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,873 Then how could you do that to her? 171 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:33,512 Right, cos big sis was treating me so well up until that point. 172 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:37,917 Must still be a bit of the evil left in me after all. 173 00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:41,032 I don't know what happened between you two. 174 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,553 But what you did last night... 175 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,559 If you wanted to hurt Buffy, congratulations. 176 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,636 It worked. 177 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,916 This is it. We found it. 178 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,070 - You sure it's in there? - Be careful. 179 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,556 Only Nezzla demons can pass through the barrier. 180 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,118 - Everything else gets curly-fried. - This sucks. 181 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,994 - Just make sure all your skin's covered. - Why can't I just use a glamour? 182 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,477 You can't Siegfried-and-Roy the barrier. It's gotta be the real deal. 183 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,435 It's still wet. 184 00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:38,430 Good. Then it should still be fresh enough. 185 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,599 "Should be"? Wait a minute, what do you mean? What do you mean, "should be"? 186 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,512 Wasn't sure that would work. 187 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,956 Jackass. 188 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,996 - You think he knows? - Well, if he did, why would he be here? 189 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,635 Why is he? Our mojo's tight, bro. We could've pulled this ourselves. 190 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:06,356 Well, somebody had to guinea-pig the meat suit. Were you gonna volunteer? 191 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,755 - I don't trust that leprechaun. - Stay frosty. 192 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:17,159 This works the way we planned it, by the end of the evening Jonathan won't be a problem. 193 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,191 - You got it? - Yeah, I got it. 194 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,675 - That's it? - Better be. 195 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:28,588 No way I'm going back through there. That thing stings like a mother. 196 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,393 - Dude, unholy hair gel. - Get off. 197 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,556 - Make me, skin job. - Shut up. 198 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:50,557 Gentlemen, the Orbs of Nezzla'khan. 199 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,797 Strength. Invulnerability. The deluxe package. 200 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,229 They're everything I've ever dreamed of. 201 00:15:56,360 --> 00:16:02,071 Those things have been there for a zillion years. How do we know they'll still work? 202 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:10,116 They work. 203 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:21,036 You don't look any different. I thought they were supposed to make us all huge and veiny. 204 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,835 - Are you sure they're working right? - Let's find out. 205 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,917 - Mahatma! - Welcome to the show, boys. 206 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,598 - That was so hot. - Let me try 'em. 207 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,109 Watch the paws, little man. 208 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,798 - We're supposed to share. - Relax. 209 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,471 You'll each get a whirl. Soon as I'm done playing with 'em. 210 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,350 Hey. 211 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,836 Hey. 212 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,391 I think there's a cold one in the fridge. 213 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,115 Thanks, but I think it's still a little early for me. 214 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:17,358 She loves you. You know that. 215 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,436 Anya was just... 216 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,470 She was hurting. 217 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,229 She was hurting and she did this really stupid thing. 218 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,076 With your boyfriend. 219 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,269 He's not my boyfriend. 220 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,597 I know why Anya... 221 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,676 I understand, I do. 222 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:41,590 But you... 223 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:46,598 All those times I told Spike to get lost. 224 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,711 That he didn't have a chance with a girl like you. 225 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,795 - You don't know how hard it's been. - What, lying to me? 226 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,229 Being here. 227 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,193 After I was brought back... 228 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,473 You have no idea how hard it is just being here. 229 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,955 - You could have told me. - You didn't wanna know. 230 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,071 So you went to him instead? 231 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,831 Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business. 232 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,110 It used to be. 233 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,069 It just happened, OK? 234 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,272 Like, "Say, you're evil. " 235 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,755 "Get on me. " 236 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,432 You fought side by side with him when I was gone. 237 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:41,270 - You let him take care of Dawn. - But I never forgot what he really is. 238 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,595 God, what were you thinking? 239 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:48,635 You're asking me that? Cos your decision- making skills have really sparkled lately. 240 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,708 I'm not saying I didn't make any mistakes. 241 00:18:51,186 --> 00:18:54,437 But last time I checked, slaughtering half of Europe wasn't one of 'em. 242 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:59,315 He doesn't have a soul, Buffy. Just some leash they jammed in his head. 243 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:04,273 You think he'd still be all snuggles if that chip ever stopped working? 244 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,312 Would you still trust him with Dawn then? 245 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,396 It doesn't matter. 246 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,909 I'm not seeing him any more. It's over. 247 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,998 Yeah. There's a lot of that going around. 248 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,676 It's all a mess. 249 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,268 These things take time. We'll figure it out. 250 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:26,234 Sure. We'll decipher codes, foil evil schemes... 251 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,831 - Finally get out of bed. - I was with you up until there. 252 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,598 What is it? 253 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:38,714 One of their data CDs. It's filled with encrypted blueprints, schematics. 254 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,718 - To what? - I'm not sure. 255 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,149 Their designations have been stripped. 256 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:47,636 Maybe we can cross-reference them with the county clerk's office. 257 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,830 Would that involve getting up? 258 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,589 - Eventually. - Then I'm coming out firmly against it. 259 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,837 What about the trio's evil scheme? 260 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,270 Well, I'm kinda busy working on my own. 261 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:12,029 You're all wet. 262 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,958 - It's a good thing I'm part fish. - Which part? 263 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,036 The part with the hook in it. 264 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,470 Careful. Someone might reel you in. 265 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:26,109 Yeah, but then there'd be the flopping and the gasping. 266 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,755 Maybe it'd work out, but chances are I'd leave you in your white dress, 267 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,632 find you spawning with another fish 268 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,036 who's spawning my good friend night and day behind my back. 269 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,039 Then comes the fighting, and again with the flopping and the gasping. 270 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,835 Chicken of the Sea here's not doing too good with the women these days. 271 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,476 Sorry, I'm just looking to curl up with the quiet alone tonight. 272 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,950 We don't have time for this. 273 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,036 Ease up, twitchy. 274 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,831 All right. 275 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,951 Let's make some noise. 276 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,513 Not bad. How hard you gonna hit when you're blowing in the wind? 277 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,230 That was rhetorical. 278 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,118 Are you hurt? You're not moving so well. 279 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,474 - Get out. - We have to talk. 280 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,876 - I really don't. - Well, this isn't just about you. 281 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,639 As much you'd like it to be. 282 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,194 You spoke. I listened. Now leave. 283 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,316 I'm sorry. 284 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,109 Not that it matters any more, but I needed you to know that. 285 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,754 - Why? - Because I care about you. 286 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,558 Then you might wanna try not sleeping with my friends. 287 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,433 I didn't go to Anya for that. I was looking for a spell. 288 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,835 You were gonna use a spell on me? 289 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,916 It wasn't for you. 290 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,996 I wanted something. 291 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,799 Anything to make these feelings stop. I just wanted it to stop. 292 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,075 You should have let him kill me. 293 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,680 - I couldn't do that. - Why? 294 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,234 - You know why. - Because you love me. 295 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:44,069 - No, I don't. - Why do you keep lying to yourself? 296 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,589 How many times do... 297 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,518 I have feelings for you. I do. 298 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:53,713 But it's not love. I could never trust you enough for it to be love. 299 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,399 Trust is for old marrieds, Buffy. 300 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:03,152 Great love is wild, and passionate and dangerous. 301 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,794 It burns and consumes. 302 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,593 Until there's nothing left. 303 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,950 Love like that doesn't last. 304 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,959 I know you feel like I do. You don't have to hide it any more. 305 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,629 - Spike, please stop this. - Let yourself feel it. 306 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,910 - No. - You love me. 307 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,996 - No, stop it. - You love me. 308 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:27,511 Spike, stop! What are you doing? 309 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:32,275 Let it go. Let yourself love me. 310 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,476 - Buffy... - Spike, no. I'm hurt. 311 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,230 Stop! Stop it, please! 312 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,557 I know you felt it when I was inside you. 313 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,188 No! 314 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,679 Please! 315 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,677 - Spike... - You'll feel it again. 316 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,872 - Please don't do this! - I'm gonna make you feel it! 317 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,672 Stop! 318 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:14,277 Ask me again why I could never love you. 319 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,752 - Buffy, my God, I didn't... - Because I stopped you. 320 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,630 Something I should have done a long time ago. 321 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,749 What are we doing here? Somebody might recognise us. 322 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:48,598 This is great. We're risking everything so that Charles Atlas can get a date. 323 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,429 He's gonna end up getting us thrown into jail. Or worse. 324 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,030 - Maybe you and I should think about... - Warren's the boss. 325 00:25:56,160 --> 00:26:00,676 He's Picard, you're Deanna Troi. Get used to the feeling, betazoid. 326 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:07,037 The clothes, and the cars, and the money, it's all just window-dressing. 327 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,276 Baby, this is what's really important. 328 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,868 Two souls, coming together... 329 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,750 She only comes together with me. So get lost, shrimp. 330 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,078 Frankie? My God, is that you? How long has it been? 331 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,909 It's Warren. Remember? Warren. Gym class, fifth period? 332 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,554 You and your jock buddies gave me such a hard time. 333 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,639 That thing with the underwear? God, I thought I'd never stop crying. 334 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,991 - That was you? - That was me. But no hard feelings. 335 00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,634 I know you were just fooling around. 336 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,718 Like I'm gonna be with your girl in about five minutes. 337 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,549 - What'd you say? - You heard me, meathead. Go walk. 338 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,910 You're dead, you little... 339 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,351 This ain't high school. 340 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,433 Frankie! 341 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,116 Let's party. 342 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:12,477 Don't worry about the tab, now, ladies. It's on Daddy tonight. 343 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,954 Don't worry. Daddy gonna give you some too. 344 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,878 I think it's the "Daddy" thing that's throwing her. 345 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,833 - Cos incest's not that sexy. - Crap. 346 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:28,999 Let's leave the ladies to their impending nausea and move the freak show outside. 347 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,315 OK. But let me ask you something first. 348 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,079 You think you could put in a word for me with Anya? 349 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,749 If she's taking it from a vamp, I think I might have a chance. 350 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,196 No wonder she's screwing a dead guy. You hit like a girl. 351 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,629 Well, at least I know how to get one. 352 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,793 Let's see how popular you are with no face. 353 00:27:53,828 --> 00:27:55,177 Come on, we have to go. 354 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,956 We go when I'm ready. 355 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,877 It's your call, but... 356 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,676 we're gonna miss that thing you wanted to do tonight if we don't leave right now. 357 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,791 It's your lucky night, Shemp. 358 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,480 We just leave him? What if he sics the Slayer on us? 359 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,636 Bring her on. 360 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,194 Buffy? I found Warren. 361 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,520 Actually, my face kinda found him. 362 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,798 This what you call not seeing Spike any more? 363 00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,510 What did he do? Did he hurt you? 364 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,675 He tried. He didn't... 365 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,711 - Son of a bitch. - Don't. 366 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,354 Please, just don't. 367 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,875 I think we finally have something. 368 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,789 - What happened? - Nothing. 369 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:58,514 What'd you find out? 370 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,513 We deciphered pretty much everything except these. 371 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,831 It isn't written in any ancient language we could identify. 372 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,520 It's Klingon. They're love poems. 373 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:11,519 Nothing to do with the insidious scheme you're about to describe. 374 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,359 What have you got for me that doesn't rhyme? 375 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,310 This. 376 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,637 It was filled with blueprints and schematics. 377 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,759 To what? 378 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,839 Banks, armoured car routes, corporate vaults. This is big. 379 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,375 They're looking to score some serious dinero. 380 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,690 We don't think they're planning just one job. 381 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,392 Spree, anyone? 382 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,432 - I can't cover all these at once. - You don't have to. 383 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,553 - We think there's one they may hit tonight. - It's time-sensitive. 384 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:43,196 Be careful. Warren's gone all Mighty Mouse. Emphasis on the "might". 385 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,278 Good. Then I won't have to hold back. 386 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:54,232 Please, stop it! Please stop! Please don't do this! Please! 387 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,669 Please! 388 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,198 - I'm gonna make you feel it. - Stop! 389 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,915 Knock, knock. 390 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,271 I was just in the neighbourhood so I thought, you know... 391 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,712 There's a Knight Rider marathon on the TV, so... I got hot wings. 392 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,356 What have I done? 393 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,196 Why didn't I do it? 394 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,396 What has she done to me? 395 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,511 She done... who? 396 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,954 Slayer? Gosh. 397 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,469 She break up with you again? 398 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,909 We were never together. 399 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,996 Not really. 400 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,439 She'd never lower herself that far. 401 00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,233 She's a sweet girl, Spike, but hey. 402 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,316 Issues. 403 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:10,116 And no wonder, with the whole coming back from the grave and whatnot. 404 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,949 I had this cousin who got resurrected by some kooky shaman. 405 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,469 Boy! Was that a mess. 406 00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,516 - Why do I feel this way? - Love's a funny thing. 407 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,596 Is that what this is? 408 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,036 I can feel it. 409 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,190 Squirming in my head. 410 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,390 - Love? - The chip. 411 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,910 Gnawing bits and chunks. 412 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,799 Maybe a wet cloth? 413 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:47,030 You know, everything always used to be so clear. 414 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,152 Slayer. Vampire. Vampire kills slayer, 415 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,750 sucks her dry, picks his teeth with her bones. 416 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,989 It's always been that way. 417 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,554 I've tasted the life of two slayers. 418 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,236 But with Buffy... 419 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,672 It isn't supposed to be this way. 420 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,394 It's the chip. 421 00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:16,557 Steel and wires and silicon. 422 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,915 It won't let me be a monster. 423 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,995 And I can't be a man. 424 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,716 I'm nothing. 425 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,782 Come on, now, Mr Negative. You never know what's just around the corner. 426 00:32:36,217 --> 00:32:37,547 Things change. 427 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,238 Yeah, they do. 428 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,755 If you make them. 429 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,789 All right, that's the last one. 430 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,708 - Quite a haul. - Always the biggest gate of the year. 431 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,796 - Don't lose any. - Yeah. 432 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,550 Wanna grab a bite after? I think Rupert's is still open. 433 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,636 What the hell? 434 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,878 - There's something back there. - I can't wait to get my hands on his orbs. 435 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,390 Yeah, I'm sure he'll be giving 'em up any second now. 436 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,309 Is this your bank? Cos if not, there's gonna be a fee for that. 437 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,279 I was wondering when Superbitch would show up. 438 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,234 - You got a problem with strong women? - Nothing I can't handle. 439 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,790 You seem a little off. Is this a bad day? 440 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,115 It's gettin' better. 441 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:11,037 That all you got? 442 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,638 No. 443 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,916 There's two ways this can end. And right now I'm thinking they're both gonna hurt. 444 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,110 I think you're right. 445 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,952 What's the matter, baby? You never fight a real man before? 446 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,399 That almost hurt, kitten. 447 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,078 Kill her. Kill her. 448 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,277 - You know who I am? Slayer? - You're a murderer. 449 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,914 Well, that too, but more to the point, 450 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,110 I'm the guy that beat you. 451 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:21,030 And it's not the muscles, baby. It's the brains. 452 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,835 I'll remember that when I knock 'em clean out of your... 453 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,235 Sparky, I didn't think you had it in you. 454 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,920 Orbs. Smash his orbs. 455 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,551 Say good night, bitch. 456 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,596 Good night, bitch. 457 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,155 You're nothing but a sad little boy, Warren. 458 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,989 But it's time you grow up, and pay for what you've done. 459 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:02,159 Get away from me. I swear to God I'm gonna take you down, you piece of... 460 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,871 Come on. 461 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,271 Well played, Slayer. 462 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,436 Why didn't I get one of those? 463 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,472 This round to you. But the game is far from over. 464 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,515 Jet packs. You jerks were setting me up to take the fall. 465 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,598 He left me. He flew away and left me. 466 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,395 God. 467 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,636 The big house. 468 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,830 How could he do this to me? 469 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,919 He promised we'd be together, but he was just using me. 470 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,871 He never really loved hanging out with us. 471 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,349 You think he'll come back for us? I mean, he wouldn't just take off, would he? 472 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,357 Get nice and comfy, Slayer. I'll be back. 473 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:35,233 And when I do, things are gonna change. 474 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,833 Clothes. 475 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,111 - Better not get used to 'em. - Yes, ma'am. 476 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,873 Xander. 477 00:38:01,908 --> 00:38:04,599 OK, not quite the response I was fishing for. 478 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,075 No, he's here. 479 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,634 Think they're making up? 480 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,876 I hope so. That's the best part. 481 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,352 Time for the spring poking already? 482 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,032 Just making sure there are no more evil-trio cameras. 483 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,674 Or evil uno. 484 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,314 The sinister yet addictive card game? 485 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:38,117 Warren. Jonathan and Andrew got clinked, but Warren pulled a Rocket Man. 486 00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:42,074 You'll find him. He won't be much good without his friends. 487 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:45,396 No, he won't. 488 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,635 How did we get here? 489 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,715 Scenic route. Long drive. 490 00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,159 - The past few weeks... - I know. 491 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,237 I thought I hit bottom, but it hurt. 492 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,397 That you didn't trust me enough to tell me about Spike. 493 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,679 It hurt. 494 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,716 I'm sorry. 495 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,755 I should have told you. 496 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,056 Maybe you would have, if I hadn't given you so many reasons... 497 00:39:32,115 --> 00:39:34,589 to think I'd be an ass about it. 498 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:39,111 Guess we've all done a lot of things lately we're not proud of. 499 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,674 I think I've got you beat. 500 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,553 - Wanna compare? - Not so much. 501 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,280 I don't know what I'd do without you and Will. 502 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,595 Let's not find out. 503 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,073 I love you. You know that, right? 504 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,232 Buffy. 505 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,756 You think you can just do that to me? You think I'd let you get away with that? 506 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,558 Think again. 507 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,835 Your shirt... 508 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:25,790 Tara? 509 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,718 Sweet fancy Moses! Where the hell did he... 510 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:30,549 God. 511 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,353 Tara? Baby? 512 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,391 Baby, come on! Get up! 513 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,829 God. Buffy? Buffy? 514 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,354 Buffy? 515 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,150 No!