1 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,640 Wow. 2 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:55,420 "Wow"? What does -- what does that mean -- "wow"? 3 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:57,420 - Oh, yeah. - "Oh, yeah"? 4 00:01:57,430 --> 00:02:00,400 I see what you mean. You got quite a lump here. 5 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:02,820 - It's grotesque. - Cancer? 6 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:04,530 Not necessarily. 7 00:02:04,540 --> 00:02:06,980 What the fuck is it? 8 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,290 One very angry and swollen lymph node. 9 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:10,970 Down there? 10 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:13,210 I keep telling him it's probably nothing, right? 11 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:16,050 Not necessarily. 12 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,990 So, what are you working on these days? 13 00:02:20,020 --> 00:02:21,510 What am I working on? 14 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:24,240 I'm working on trying to figure out what that fucking lump in my junk is. 15 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:25,260 That's what I'm working on. 16 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,510 I say we biopsy that sucker. 17 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,730 We'll do it right here, right now. 18 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,820 I'd love to, but I got a lot of important meetings and -- and -- 19 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:35,640 and appointments and such, so... 20 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:37,080 I'm a very busy man. I got to run. 21 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,270 Hank, you're doing this right now. 22 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:41,560 Come on. It'll be fun. 23 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:43,050 It won't hurt at all. 24 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,850 Well, that's not true. It's gonna hurt like hell -- especially down here. 25 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:47,900 All right, but it's gonna be quick, though, right? 26 00:02:47,910 --> 00:02:50,230 In the whole scheme of things? Sure. 27 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,020 Over before you know it. 28 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,110 Okay, h-hold up. H-h-hold -- hold it. Hold it. 29 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:55,890 I-is there time for me to get a drink? 30 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,930 Can you send a man-nurse over to gil turner's for a bottle? 31 00:02:57,950 --> 00:03:00,110 Can I get a drink? 32 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:02,800 For you? Sure. 33 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:13,050 The body of kurt cobain was found in a room above the garage of his fashionable lake washington boulevard... 34 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:27,150 What's wrong? Are you okay? 35 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,090 Kurt cobain... 36 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:33,140 - he's dead. - What? 37 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,910 What happened? 38 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:37,290 Suicide. 39 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,660 - Well, that's a fucking shame. - Yeah. 40 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:46,140 And I'm pregnant. 41 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,740 ta-da! It's positive. 42 00:03:58,750 --> 00:03:59,960 As in? 43 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,600 As in "I'm with child." 44 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:03,380 What's so positive about that? Here. 45 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:05,950 Have another one. Look -- pee on this. 46 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:06,900 - Hank. - Pee on that. 47 00:04:06,910 --> 00:04:09,820 We've done three, okay? I'm all out of pee. 48 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,950 Then drink some water and hydrate and pee on this. 49 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,410 - I'm pregnant. - I'm not convinced. 50 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,250 This is happening. Fuck. 51 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:19,800 The rabbit done died, huh? 52 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:22,690 All right. Okay. 53 00:04:24,830 --> 00:04:27,480 What do we do now? 54 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:32,600 Well, it's okay. I mean, you know, I'll just take care of it, so... 55 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,740 we'll take care of it. 56 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:37,800 So that's it -- we've decided? That's good. Yeah. 57 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,030 Well-played, woman. 58 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:45,620 I now feel entirely incapable of giving you the right answer here. 59 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:49,140 Well, no. I mean, jesus christ, hank, we barely know each other, right? 60 00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:51,060 You -- you got a girlfriend. 61 00:04:51,070 --> 00:04:52,880 Oh, come on. It's a loose arrangement. 62 00:04:52,890 --> 00:04:55,080 The waify models are good that way, you know? 63 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:57,490 And you have a boyfriend. 64 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,880 Let's not forget that important little factoid. 65 00:04:59,890 --> 00:05:03,300 I have a boyfriend who's on tour -- a boyfriend I never see -- 66 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:06,010 a boyfriend I think less and less about. 67 00:05:06,030 --> 00:05:08,490 All right, look.I don't want to be insensitive, 68 00:05:08,510 --> 00:05:13,710 all right, but are we entirely sure that this is my doing? 69 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:18,350 Yep. We seem pretty sure. Okay. 70 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,600 Most likely, it's nothing. 71 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:22,750 But what could it be? 72 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,160 it's hard to say. You could have a nasty infection somewhere. 73 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:28,420 Well, that sounds very manageable. 74 00:05:28,430 --> 00:05:31,610 Absolutely. We could probably knock that out with a dose of antibiotics. 75 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:33,300 Great. What else? 76 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,240 It could very well be an std. 77 00:05:35,270 --> 00:05:37,750 - No, I don't think so. - Oh, really? 78 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:38,410 What else? 79 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:41,220 No, let's stay in this arena. I want to know more. 80 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:44,030 Well, syphilis is a big one. It's on the rise. 81 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,600 - Syphilis. - Syphilis? Syphilis? 82 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:46,910 Do you hear that? That's -- that's nice. 83 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,000 I-I don't see any reason that we would assume that. 84 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:50,630 It could be cancer. 85 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,740 It could be. You never know. 86 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,200 Well, that's better than syphilis. 87 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:56,270 Woman, what is wrong with you? You'd rather I have cancer? 88 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,650 We've got to talk about options. 89 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,800 Well, I don't have any pamphlets or literature on me, 90 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:08,280 but you strike me as a painfully liberal, pro-choice kind of a gal. 91 00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:10,110 Who, me? 92 00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,390 Oh, my god, no. I'm ultraconservative. 93 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,010 Like N.R.A., Pro-life, the whole -- 94 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:16,200 - really? - Yeah. 95 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:20,550 That really limits our options, but let's sit with that for a moment. 96 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:26,000 Seriously, I have been on a kind of non-abortion streak my whole life, 97 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:29,010 and I feel kind of good about that, you know? 98 00:06:29,020 --> 00:06:31,530 Yeah. I-I-I get that. I get it. 99 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:35,010 But do you really, uh -- really want to have a child right now? 100 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:39,150 No, not really. You do, right? 101 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,990 No. God, no. I mean, i am a child. 102 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:48,600 A fairly big one, you know, but when children have children, I-I-it never works out for anyone. 103 00:06:48,610 --> 00:06:49,800 - Especially me. - Right. 104 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:55,660 I could see it might seriously hamper your ability to drink and get laid on a nightly basis. 105 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,720 Oh, no. Don't worry about that. I can multitask with the best of 'em. 106 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:01,290 Good to know. 107 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,910 I'm sorry that I knocked you up. 108 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,490 It's almost rude, right? 109 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:08,180 I mean, you're kind enough to grant me access to your -- 110 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:10,710 your most intimate of areas, and what do I do? 111 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,390 I pollinate that shit. 112 00:07:12,410 --> 00:07:15,550 I really wish that one of us would have insisted on a rubber. 113 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,840 One of us did. 114 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,490 - Well, n-not this one. - This one. 115 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,160 Well, I mean, let's not get all rashomon on it. 116 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:22,710 If I re-- okay. 117 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:26,010 - Well, no, maybe I didn't insist hard enough. - Thank you. 118 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:28,480 Okay, I'm not gonna press charges anymore. 119 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,860 Oh, wonderful. You see? Look at this. 120 00:07:30,870 --> 00:07:34,640 We get along really well for a couple of virtual strangers. 121 00:07:34,650 --> 00:07:41,190 For now, yeah, but give it 10 years, and I'll just be another woman that you got tired of fucking. 122 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:46,780 You know, in 10 years time, you might very well be the love of my life. 123 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:50,570 What are you doing? 124 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:52,060 He said today, you know? 125 00:07:52,070 --> 00:07:53,380 He said maybe today. 126 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,000 Today is today. 127 00:07:55,010 --> 00:07:57,980 Hank. Will you stop it? It's gonna be okay. 128 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:59,040 You don't know that. 129 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:04,360 Well, I do, because whatever happens, you know, we'll get through it. 130 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,910 I'm -- I'm gonna help you. 131 00:08:05,930 --> 00:08:07,500 But I-I-it's not your problem. 132 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:10,230 We're not even together right now, so... 133 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:13,480 I forgot what a hypochondriac drama queen you can be. 134 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,610 Well, you're not the one who just had a biopsy done on your cock. 135 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,520 That's 'cause I don't have a cock. 136 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:20,340 Thank the lord for that. 137 00:08:20,390 --> 00:08:21,550 Anyway, it wasn't on your cock. 138 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:26,010 Yeah, I know, but I-I consider that whole area -- general area -- my cock. 139 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,140 Like, from my knees to my nipples -- cock. 140 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:33,320 Right, well, he said it was probably just a swollen lymph node, remember? 141 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:34,610 I-it could be cancer. 142 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,090 It could be syphilis. 143 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,260 Oh, shit. Yeah. 144 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:40,880 I could wind up a blind, dickless beggar working a 405 off-ramp. 145 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:43,180 Stop by and say hi sometime. 146 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:45,690 look who's here. 147 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,710 Hey, honey. 148 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:48,860 Are you okay? 149 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,730 Yeah, sure. Yes. Why? 150 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,620 Because you're here. 151 00:08:52,630 --> 00:08:54,570 You've been sleeping over. 152 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,820 Which could mean you guys are getting back together. 153 00:08:57,830 --> 00:09:00,380 Or it could mean something's wrong. 154 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:05,450 Either way, someone should grow a pair and tell me what's going on. 155 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,800 We're not getting back together. 156 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:11,530 And everything's fine. 157 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,300 Liars! 158 00:09:17,050 --> 00:09:19,820 Seriously. 159 00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:22,120 What do you want to do? 160 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,140 It's totally up to me? 161 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,470 In a -- in a way, it is. 162 00:09:26,950 --> 00:09:30,050 Okay, well, I'm just gonna deal with it, you know? 163 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,980 I don't really want to have a baby right now, and... 164 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,670 Judging by that huge exhalation... 165 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,830 neither do you. 166 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,220 So... that's it. 167 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:45,020 But we can't see each other anymore, hank. 168 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,800 This is no way to start a relationship. 169 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,420 We're both cheating on people, hank. 170 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,440 It kind of sucks. I don't want to do that. 171 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:55,330 So, you go, you know, take care of your shit, and I'll take care of mine, 172 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:59,720 and if and when you want, you could call me. 173 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:02,750 That's -- that's -- that's not the way it works in the big ol' world. 174 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,160 People have a tendency to lose one another. 175 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:10,300 Well, if that's what happens, then it wasn't meant to be, right? 176 00:10:18,010 --> 00:10:20,880 Could you stop surfing the internet for a diagnosis? 177 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:23,990 No way. I know what I have without question. 178 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,150 What? 179 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:28,330 Apparently, I have the bubonic plague. 180 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,350 Well, guess what? I have just the cure. 181 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,490 I'm gonna offer you... a service. Yeah. 182 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,190 Cancer-scare mercy fuck? 183 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:40,110 You know, I-I-I'm gonna pass. 184 00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,460 - You're gonna pass? - Yeah. 185 00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:44,840 - You are? - I don't want you to be insulted, but... 186 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,910 that's okay. I can take it. 187 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:49,250 I'm gonna go take a shower. 188 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:51,810 Whoa, can I ask you, before you go, a question? 189 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,130 I'm offering you sex, and you want to talk? 190 00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:55,920 Has the earth spun off its axis? 191 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:58,330 It's just, you said that thing the other day, you know? 192 00:10:58,350 --> 00:11:00,620 - What thing? - About ashby. 193 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,730 - What do you mean? - What do you mean, what do I mean? 194 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,980 You said that very loaded thing about him being a great kisser, 195 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,880 which kind of sounded like a joke and kind of not at the same time. 196 00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:10,610 Well, it kind of was a joke and it kind of wasn't at the same time. 197 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,430 I mean, he did kiss me. 198 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:13,620 He's a fucking asshole. 199 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,900 No, not an asshole. He's a child. 200 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,810 He wants what he wants, and he can't understand if he doesn't get it. 201 00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:23,950 He'S... kind of similar to someone else I know. 202 00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,990 There should be a lot of empathy right there. 203 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,760 You didn't answer my question. 204 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:28,940 What was the question? 205 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:30,150 Is this something I need to worry about? 206 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,840 Is there something going on? 207 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:34,010 Oh, please. 208 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,210 Don't you have enough to worry about right now? 209 00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:39,620 Will you please stop answering my questions with a question? 210 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:41,890 Well, then stop asking me questions. 211 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,080 You said it -- we're not together right now. 212 00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:48,860 So I don't owe you any explanation. 213 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,660 Come on, buddy. Everybody has a scare or two in their life. 214 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:44,020 You remember when they took that gnarly skin tag off the base of my scrotum that time? 215 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,330 That amused you greatly. 216 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,440 Well, skin tags are inherently amusing. 217 00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,140 Yes, and disgusting. 218 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:53,050 It's the runkle family curse. Mad skin tags, baby. 219 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,580 You make me want to die. 220 00:12:56,270 --> 00:13:00,340 Anyway, I remember I sweated that phone call for days, man. 221 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:01,810 You know, waiting for the results. 222 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:05,130 Marcy finally had to bitch-slap some sense into me at one point. 223 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:07,170 You will be okay. 224 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:08,780 That's what everybody says -- "you'll be okay." 225 00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:11,400 And then one day, the phone rings, and you're not okay. 226 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:14,110 Well, yeah. There's that. 227 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:19,520 Hey, look on the bright side -- that girl seems to be eye-raping you over there. 228 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:23,920 Well, who cares? You know how much time I've wasted on that fucking dance? 229 00:13:23,930 --> 00:13:25,990 Time that I could've spent hanging with my daughter? 230 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,870 You are a great father. 231 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,410 No! I'm a father. I am not great. 232 00:13:31,420 --> 00:13:32,870 A great father is a guy that -- 233 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:37,240 that gives it all up for his family and leaves his self-destructive bullshit at the door. 234 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,540 The self-loathing is strong in you today, my friend. 235 00:13:39,550 --> 00:13:40,550 I'm just like my father. 236 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:44,930 You know, there isn't a woman that I've met that I haven't fallen in love with for 10 minutes or 10 years. 237 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,780 What about the one woman that threw it in with me? 238 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,960 Took that massive leap of faith just to be with me? 239 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,500 What did I do? I fucked that up. 240 00:13:51,510 --> 00:13:53,800 - You gave it a shot, man. - Did I? 241 00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:54,500 Yeah. 242 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,650 Did I do my absotte bes or did I just want someone I didn't have? 243 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,490 Is the chase better than the catch? 244 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:05,340 And other some such clichéd, masculine bullshit. 245 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:08,070 There is no absolute best, hank. 246 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:12,460 You know, I really envy your relationship with marce. 247 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:18,050 You know, it'S... it's like it's indestructible, you know -- teflon marriage. 248 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,680 Maybe. Doesn't mean I don't want things. 249 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:23,160 Yeah, but you know what you have. 250 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,890 I don't know... 251 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:30,480 faced with my own mortality, I might rather be elsewhere... 252 00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,280 with daisy maybe. 253 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:35,100 That's just the mindfuck of the fresh. It's -- it's an illusion. 254 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:37,910 That's just new pussy talking to you. 255 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:40,400 What if it's not, huh? 256 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:43,690 Runkle, you better watch your fucking ass 257 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:47,600 or I will have your balls -- skin tags and all. 258 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,470 Doctor? 259 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:55,290 No. It's ashby. Fuck him. 260 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,540 Uh, you want me to leave the water running? 261 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,710 There's still some hot left. 262 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,640 Yeah, okay, okay. 263 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,140 Hey, beautiful. What's up with moody? Haven't seen him for days. 264 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,720 He's not picking up, returning my calls. He okay? 265 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:50,490 Yeah. Yeah, he... no. 266 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,500 He's got some stuff going on. 267 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,180 Anything I can do? 268 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:58,960 n-no.I mean, you know, 269 00:15:58,970 --> 00:16:02,090 he kind of wants to know what's going on with us, which is, like... 270 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,570 - oh, yeah? - Yeah. 271 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:04,810 What is going on with us? 272 00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:09,000 I-I-I told him you were a great kisser, which was -- which was kind of dumb. 273 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:12,660 Well, that is somewhat incendiary. 274 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,730 And yet completely true. 275 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,860 I wouldn't know. 276 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,400 No, he -- it kind of pissed him off. 277 00:16:19,410 --> 00:16:21,800 Really? You don't say? 278 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:23,630 Right. 279 00:16:23,660 --> 00:16:28,720 You know, I was seeing this guy when I first met hank, and he kind of reminds me of you. 280 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,770 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 281 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:30,900 What was he like? 282 00:16:30,910 --> 00:16:32,980 He -- he was simple. 283 00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,500 "Simple"? Like, uh... retarded? 284 00:16:35,510 --> 00:16:39,600 Yeah. No. No, good. Really good simple. 285 00:16:39,610 --> 00:16:45,430 I mean, he was -- he loved music, he -- he smiled a lot. 286 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,100 Stop it. Kind of like he had the secret, you know? 287 00:16:49,110 --> 00:16:50,530 Which is what? 288 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,990 I guess... 289 00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:56,710 Take the thing you love and make it your life. 290 00:16:58,010 --> 00:16:59,380 So, we should kiss? 291 00:16:59,420 --> 00:17:03,070 No. Are you insane? Do you have no memory? 292 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,390 - Fucker! - Hank, no! 293 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:12,300 Hank! God! Hank, stop! 294 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:14,830 Oh, shit! God! 295 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,830 Okay! Okay! 296 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,250 Okay. I'm out. 297 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,690 Bitch! 298 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:29,100 What are you doing? 299 00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:34,170 Come on. You're behaving like a child. 300 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,190 Moody! 301 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,340 Hank! Get off of him! 302 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:43,330 Hank moody, dr. Reiss calling. Give me a call at the office. 303 00:17:43,340 --> 00:17:46,790 Hello? Hello? 304 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:51,000 Fuck! 305 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,340 Peace. 306 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:57,470 That's great, marce. Yes. I accept your apology. 307 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:01,540 I'm all for the 12 steps. Love 'em. Can't get enough of 'em. 308 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:04,090 Wish there were more. 309 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,040 Sounds great. 310 00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:10,040 Can't wait to see you. 311 00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:12,930 Love you, too, baby. Bye. 312 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,550 "Hey" yourself. 313 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:23,180 I thought I might find you here. 314 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,960 Well, you could've just called. 315 00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:27,940 Oh, I just didn't want to do this over the phone. 316 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,540 I found a place. 317 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,760 So you're moving out? 318 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,230 It's a cute place. 319 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,610 It's, uh -- it's just a single, but it's in santa monica. 320 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:40,550 It's pretty close to the water and close to yoga. 321 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:44,100 There's something else I wanted to tell you. 322 00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,090 And I hope you're not mad. 323 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:49,940 But I don't want to do any more porn. 324 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:53,150 - I think I'm out. - Really? 325 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,830 But you're so good at it. 326 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,460 I don't know, "vaginatown" was special. 327 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,910 I mean, this whole thing was special. 328 00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:05,480 And, you know, if I can't actually be with you, charlie... 329 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:10,690 I'd kind of like the last person I had on-screen sex with to be you. 330 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:15,940 That's, like, one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. 331 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,060 And yet totally gross for you. 332 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,720 What are you gonna do? 333 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,230 Temp, waitress... 334 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,360 but I'm gonna take acting classes... 335 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,240 and maybe some improv. 336 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,330 I know I've got an uphill battle ahead of me. 337 00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,410 What with the fisting and all. 338 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:34,520 - Exactly. - Yeah. 339 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:37,310 But it's worth it 'cause I really want this. 340 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,500 Well, I'll still manage you if you'll have me. 341 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,230 Are you sure that's such a good idea? 342 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,390 No. But, uh... 343 00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:52,180 the thought of never seeing you again sounds like a much, much worse idea. 344 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,500 Um, maybe I could, uh, see your place sometime. 345 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:01,080 I'd like that. 346 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:06,900 Maybe I could see it... now. 347 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:10,270 Well, I'd like that even more. 348 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,810 Sorry about your cock. 349 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,090 It's not my cock. 350 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,520 Doesn't matter. You should have told me. I trained as a paramedic. I could've helped. 351 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,750 Oh, yeah? Like how? 352 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,550 I don't know. I could've... 353 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,150 felt around, put your mind at ease. 354 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,660 Maybe next time. 355 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:35,850 Look, I'm sorry I kissed your old lady. 356 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,120 I'm sorry I kissed yours. 357 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,110 You fucking asshole. Did you penetrate? 358 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,220 Did I go inside? No. 359 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:44,110 Friends don't let friends bang each other's soul mates. 360 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,100 "A-fucking-men" to that. 361 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:50,470 Be good. 362 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:54,600 Sorry about the mess. 363 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,560 It's okay. 364 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,380 Hank, you're my best friend. 365 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,030 I would never, ever fuck someone to get back at you. 366 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,390 I know. That's the thing. 367 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,900 If you fuck someone, you really want to fuck them. That's what scares me. 368 00:21:08,910 --> 00:21:10,490 Well, what do you really want? 369 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,420 I mean, how do you want this to end? 370 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:16,130 I want to keep doing this for as much time as we have left. 371 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:20,030 Not -- not cleaning up. This. 372 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,880 Isn't that, like, what we've been doing? 373 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,320 Well, I don't know if we have. 374 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:30,870 I mean, w-we've talked about it endlessly, and we've listed all the reasons why it's not possible, 375 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,780 but what if all those reasons just magically went away? 376 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,030 That's the problem -- they never do. 377 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:40,570 Okay, you've got one month left. What do you do? How do you spend it? 378 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,930 With becca. 379 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,320 No hank in there? 380 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:47,490 I don't fit in anywhere in there? No -- no hank? 381 00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,560 Maybe a couple of days. 382 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,620 Fair enough, but for me... 383 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:55,330 I want you there at the end. 384 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,980 I want those eyes to be the last thing that I see. 385 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:04,700 - You know what it is about lew? - No. I don'T. 386 00:22:04,710 --> 00:22:07,100 He made a choice. He chose art. 387 00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:10,910 He made that his life. And that's okay. That's valid. 388 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,510 But with you... 389 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:17,580 you can't figure out who you want to be, you know? 390 00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:21,700 It's your indecision that paralyzes you and hurts us, hank. 391 00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:24,740 I can feel your restlessness. 392 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,680 I mean, a moment like this, yeah, you want me, you want us. 393 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:32,140 And then that moment passes, and you become like this ghost. 394 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,400 14 years ago, "I love you" was more than enough. 395 00:22:35,410 --> 00:22:38,950 I mean, it was almost revolutionary. 396 00:22:38,990 --> 00:22:43,730 And now... I don't know. They're just words. 397 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,980 I mean, I know you mean them, but... 398 00:22:47,210 --> 00:22:51,260 hank, I-I don't know what they mean to you. 399 00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,970 You want to be saved? 400 00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:08,100 Hello? 401 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:12,420 Hey, dr. Reiss. How are you? 402 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:20,020 Okay. All right. Well... thank you. 403 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,820 - What? - You were right. 404 00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,990 - What? - Syphilis. 405 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,840 - Bullshit. - It's benign. You know, just, uh... 406 00:23:30,850 --> 00:23:34,100 antibiotics is all I need, and then, uh... 407 00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:35,300 I-I'm gonna be okay. 408 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,830 That's fantastic. You're okay. 409 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,590 For now. 410 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,380 - Want to give me that, - No. 411 00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:51,210 - Post-cancer-scare mercy fuck now? - No. It's too late. 412 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:58,150 So, this is it, I guess, huh? 413 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,690 I guess so. Yeah. 414 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,140 Can I call you? 415 00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:08,980 No. No, really, I'd rather you didn'T. 416 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,820 Well, will you call me, you know, just to... 417 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:14,100 let me know you're okay? 418 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:17,120 Yeah. I'll call you. 419 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:21,350 No, you won'T... but I get it. 420 00:24:21,850 --> 00:24:24,900 It was, uh... it was, uh... 421 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:30,570 it was awfully nice sharing this most unpleasant of milestones with you. 422 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,510 Yeah. Same here. 423 00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:38,700 Don't get lost out there, okay? 424 00:25:09,010 --> 00:25:11,430 hank! 425 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:20,270 I-I was gonna go check out that vigil of, um, kurt cobain. 426 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:24,090 I-I don't know. Did you want to come? 427 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:26,320 - The cobain vigil? - Yeah. 428 00:25:26,330 --> 00:25:30,910 Well, I got a vigil that I was already... 429 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,690 - no, seriously. Yeah? - Yeah. 430 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:38,910 I don't know if you know this about me, but, uh, i love vigils. 431 00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:42,590 I kind of guessed that. 432 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,110 Dear, karen... 433 00:25:44,130 --> 00:25:47,890 if you're reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it. 434 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:50,640 So, good for me. 435 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,810 You don't know me very wel but you get me started, 436 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:57,550 I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. 437 00:25:57,570 --> 00:25:59,560 But this... 438 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:02,920 this is the hardest thing I've ever had to write. 439 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,250 There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it. 440 00:26:06,270 --> 00:26:09,470 I met someone. It was an accident. 441 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,940 I wasn't looking for it. I wasn't on the make. 442 00:26:11,950 --> 00:26:15,960 It was a perfect storm. She said one thing. I said another. 443 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:20,480 Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. 444 00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,170 now there's this feeling in my gut. 445 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,430 She might be the one. 446 00:26:27,450 --> 00:26:29,180 She's completely nuts... 447 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:32,470 in a way that makes me smile -- highly neurotic. 448 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:36,070 A great deal of maintenance required. 449 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,970 She is you, karen. 450 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:42,330 That's the good news. 451 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:46,410 The bad is that I don't know how to be with you right now. 452 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,720 And it scares the shit out of me. 453 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:53,910 Because if I'm not with you right now, I have this feeling we'll get lost out there. 454 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:59,660 It's a big, bad world full of twists and turns, 455 00:26:59,690 --> 00:27:03,680 and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment... 456 00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:07,960 the moment that could've changed everything. 457 00:27:07,970 --> 00:27:11,350 I don't know what's going on with us, 458 00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:15,920 and I can't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me... 459 00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:21,350 but, damn, you smell good -- like home. 460 00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:23,170 And you make excellent coffee. 461 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:26,570 That's got to count for something, right? 462 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,550 Call me. 463 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,090 Unfaithfully yours, hank moody.