1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,820 - i love you, karen... and i'm gonna spend 2 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,488 The rest of my life annoying the shit out of you. 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,940 - [giggles] - will you marry me, karen? 4 00:00:07,958 --> 00:00:09,575 - you guys are officially back together? 5 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,277 - for now. until we fuck it up. 6 00:00:11,295 --> 00:00:12,412 - could be any second now. 7 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,414 - you gonna shit can 15 years experience 8 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,966 'cause a guy messes up one time? 9 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:18,084 [moaning] 10 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,135 Aah! 11 00:00:19,169 --> 00:00:20,619 - you got fired? 12 00:00:20,637 --> 00:00:21,921 - charlie runkle. - daisy. 13 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,473 I've been trying to get a frigging meeting 14 00:00:23,507 --> 00:00:25,008 With ronny praeger. 15 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,677 He's like the spielberg of porn. - i'll see what i can do. 16 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,128 - that is so awesome! 17 00:00:29,146 --> 00:00:30,847 And don't worry. i will blow you. 18 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,631 - no, we're gonna keep this strictly business. 19 00:00:32,649 --> 00:00:34,800 I'm king of fuck mountain! 20 00:00:34,818 --> 00:00:36,302 - it's not a memoir. 21 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,487 - it's a written account 22 00:00:37,521 --> 00:00:38,821 Of my sexual relationship with you. 23 00:00:38,856 --> 00:00:40,940 - written by me as a fucking novel. 24 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,975 - lew ashby. - hank brody. 25 00:00:42,993 --> 00:00:44,310 I got this book deal. 26 00:00:44,328 --> 00:00:46,946 Wanna write about why everything i touch turns to gold. 27 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,448 - aah! - [chuckling] 28 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,834 - oh, no! you didn't! 29 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,171 Lew! 30 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:56,589 Where you headed? 31 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:57,656 - i'm taking fucking and punching 32 00:00:57,674 --> 00:00:59,158 All over this fair country of ours. 33 00:00:59,176 --> 00:01:03,829 - mothers, lock up your sons. - and husbands. 34 00:01:03,847 --> 00:01:05,882 - we made a huge mistake. - no. 35 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,666 - i jumped in the car with you that night, 36 00:01:07,684 --> 00:01:10,336 And we just tried to pick up where we left off. 37 00:01:10,354 --> 00:01:12,004 - i can't stay. 38 00:01:12,022 --> 00:01:14,840 - it's okay, dad. it was nice while it lasted. 39 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:18,027 - i wanna get a divorce. i'm gonna be with daisy. 40 00:01:18,062 --> 00:01:20,363 - you fucked my man. - aah! 41 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:22,515 [glass shatters, screaming] 42 00:01:22,533 --> 00:01:25,568 - maybe we should take a break. - i just left my wife for you! 43 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,036 - you said i could have everything. 44 00:01:27,071 --> 00:01:29,038 But don't worry your pretty little head about it. 45 00:01:29,073 --> 00:01:30,689 We'll let my lawyer figure it out. 46 00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:33,493 He's really good. later, runkle. 47 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,527 [door clicks] 48 00:01:34,545 --> 00:01:36,362 - that's him. - him who? 49 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:38,581 - what do you want? - i'm here to see becca moody. 50 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,666 - i got a job. it's in new york. 51 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:43,869 I think you should come. i can't live without this. 52 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:46,222 I feel kind of bad splitting them up right now. 53 00:01:46,256 --> 00:01:49,058 - well, then don't. you go, i stay. 54 00:01:49,093 --> 00:01:50,709 At the end of the day, it's all about her. 55 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:52,562 - i wish you hadn't just said all that. 56 00:01:52,596 --> 00:01:54,063 - why? 57 00:01:54,098 --> 00:01:56,315 - 'cause it just makes me love you even more. 58 00:02:03,273 --> 00:02:10,062 [woman moaning, panting] 59 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,232 - [snoring] 60 00:02:13,250 --> 00:02:14,567 - hank? 61 00:02:14,585 --> 00:02:16,035 - mm. 62 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,037 - hank. 63 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:20,039 - [stammers] - hank. 64 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:23,075 - yep. present. 65 00:02:23,093 --> 00:02:25,461 - did you just... - no. 66 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:26,796 - you did! - not me. 67 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,764 I did not. - hank... 68 00:02:28,799 --> 00:02:31,300 - [groans] 69 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:32,768 Well, maybe for a second. 70 00:02:32,803 --> 00:02:35,254 - jesus christ! - no, don't be cross. 71 00:02:35,272 --> 00:02:37,473 - you fell asleep. - i dozed. 72 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,142 Barely. - inside of me. 73 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,309 - maybe. for a second. 74 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,262 Now, it does not reflect poorly on you. 75 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,432 Or your vagina. it's a lovely vagina. 76 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:49,368 It's warm and cozy... inviting, 77 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,370 Capacious, yet accommodating. 78 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,823 It's cheeky but not impudent, you know what i'm saying? 79 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,958 It's a lovely place to curl up inside. 80 00:02:55,993 --> 00:02:58,110 - and go to sleep. 81 00:02:58,128 --> 00:02:59,662 Great. god, where's my fucking clothes? 82 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,130 - n-not so fast. 83 00:03:01,165 --> 00:03:02,331 Look, i may be tired, 84 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,750 But i'm also incredibly hard right now. 85 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,919 [grunts] you feel that? 86 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,222 [hoarsely] i just flexed my cock muscle. 87 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:10,673 That's pretty cool, huh? 88 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,626 Flexing it again and again and again. 89 00:03:13,644 --> 00:03:16,679 Where's the harm in a few winks? 90 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:19,982 You know, single dadness is not as easy as it looks. 91 00:03:20,017 --> 00:03:22,401 I gotta be up way early to make the morning meal 92 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,270 And get the kid to school. 93 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:26,856 Then i gotta come home and wrestle with the blank page. 94 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,441 You know, and before you know it, 95 00:03:28,475 --> 00:03:30,026 It's time to get back in that fucking pickup line 96 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,444 All over again. 97 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,280 - ever hear of carpooling? - and then i gotta--i gotta-- 98 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,166 I gotta make some kind of vaguely healthy evening meal. 99 00:03:37,201 --> 00:03:39,869 I gotta monitor her computer and texting activity. 100 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,320 It's fucking exhausting. 101 00:03:41,338 --> 00:03:44,540 I mean, i barely even have time to get loaded anymore. 102 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,992 [door thuds closed] 103 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:50,162 - excuse me. 104 00:03:51,548 --> 00:03:54,500 - was that... - no, you're wrong. 105 00:03:54,518 --> 00:03:55,851 - but... - you're wrong. 106 00:03:55,886 --> 00:03:57,336 Move on. 107 00:03:57,354 --> 00:04:01,857 - i thought you were all about keeping yourself pure for mom. 108 00:04:01,892 --> 00:04:04,810 - she's a friend, you know. we were doing friend-like stuff. 109 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,812 Practically napping. 110 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,848 - hey...good for you. 111 00:04:09,866 --> 00:04:11,367 I'm not judging. 112 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:15,321 Mom's certainly not keeping herself pure for you. 113 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:18,991 - what? - nothing. move on. 114 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,410 - what are you guys even doing here anyway? 115 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,878 You're supposed to be at the movies. 116 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:25,498 - we walked out. - it was so fucking lame, hank. 117 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,366 - hank? 118 00:04:27,384 --> 00:04:30,836 Really? uh-uh, it's mr. moody to you, little missy. 119 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,372 - mr. moody. 120 00:04:33,390 --> 00:04:38,060 [crunching] 121 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,900 - wait a second. you guys are stoned! 122 00:04:44,935 --> 00:04:45,901 - dad...please. 123 00:04:45,936 --> 00:04:47,520 - tell me where you got the weed. 124 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:49,888 I will kill the motherfucker. tell me. 125 00:04:49,906 --> 00:04:53,776 - in your typewriter. - i knew it! 126 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,060 Damn it. 127 00:04:55,078 --> 00:04:56,612 - [snickers] - all right. 128 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,564 Shit. gimme what you got. 129 00:04:58,582 --> 00:05:00,399 Fork it over. everything. 130 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,735 I'm gonna weigh that. 131 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,424 - no, no. h-hold on, ladies. 132 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:09,792 I'm not done with you. 133 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:12,411 Now, look, hey, i am very well aware 134 00:05:12,429 --> 00:05:13,912 That i don't always set the best example, 135 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:15,681 But you guys are entirely too young 136 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,049 To be messing around with this stuff. 137 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:18,968 You know, it's true what they say about pot. 138 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,087 it's very much a gateway drug. 139 00:05:22,105 --> 00:05:23,922 And it can be a gateway to some pretty cool things. 140 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:25,725 But it can also lead to poverty, despair, 141 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:27,276 Stunted adolescence, man-breasts. 142 00:05:27,311 --> 00:05:29,428 [both snickering] 143 00:05:29,446 --> 00:05:31,480 You think that's funny? 144 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,734 [both giggling] 145 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:37,320 - oh, go on, get outta here. both of you. 146 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,238 To be continued, young lady. 147 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,574 [laughter continues] 148 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,826 Oh... 149 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,352 [hissing] 150 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,242 [elevator bell dings] 151 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,494 What up, chocolate sweetness? 152 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:09,995 - who are you here to see? 153 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,214 - runkle. - whose uncle? 154 00:07:12,249 --> 00:07:14,917 - runkle. charlie runkle. 155 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,002 - oh, the cute little bald guy. 156 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,754 - just so's you know, 157 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,372 Not a pose that inspires confidence 158 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,924 In your one and only client. 159 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,877 - it's this goddamn economy, hank. 160 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:27,263 - you can't blame everything on the economy, douche bag. 161 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,731 - no? can i blame it for the fact 162 00:07:28,765 --> 00:07:31,216 That no one wants to publish your book? 163 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:33,235 - nonsense. people love me. 164 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:35,387 - no one, hank. not a soul. 165 00:07:35,405 --> 00:07:38,023 - what the fuck, runkle? - i don't know. 166 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,608 I been collecting passes all morning. 167 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:42,111 It's too long. it's too self-indulgent. 168 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,330 It's too hateful, too misogynistic. 169 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,582 It's too soft. it's too mean-spirited. 170 00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:48,200 - like those are bad things? 171 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:49,702 I-i can't believe i'm gonna say this out loud, 172 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:50,953 But what about the studios? 173 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,621 - nope. they're not biting either. 174 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:54,006 - you're telling me that hollywood doesn't want 175 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,791 Something else from the unrepentant asshole, 176 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,210 that brought you crazy little thing called love one... 177 00:07:58,244 --> 00:07:59,428 - hank. - and dos? 178 00:07:59,463 --> 00:08:01,931 - hank, i told you to play nice, didn't i? 179 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:04,049 I told you not to fuck the director's wife. 180 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:06,936 I told you not to leave a burning bag of your own feces 181 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:08,420 On the producer's doorstep. 182 00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:10,055 - [laughs] that still cracks me up. 183 00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:12,441 That's a big fucking bummer, charlie. 184 00:08:12,476 --> 00:08:14,977 I could really use an influx of "cashish" right about now. 185 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,229 The money for the ashby book only went so far. 186 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:19,281 - yeah, yeah, yeah. get in line, asshole. 187 00:08:19,316 --> 00:08:21,150 I was kinda looking forward to the new hank moody book too, 188 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,318 You know? 189 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,320 - what do you mean, he wants to reschedule? 190 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,771 Tell him i'll gnaw off his thimble dick 191 00:08:25,789 --> 00:08:27,957 And feed it to my cats! 192 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:30,960 Ah, runkle, quit beating your meat. 193 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,078 - never gets old, sue. 194 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,498 Hank moody, my boss, sue collini. 195 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,449 - oh. pleasure to have you 196 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,134 At the harry greenberg agency, hank. 197 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:41,971 - the pleasure is all mine. obviously. 198 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:44,139 - ah, your man runkle... 199 00:08:44,174 --> 00:08:46,759 Now when you talk about a cock of the walk, huh... 200 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,460 - really? - [laughs] 201 00:08:48,478 --> 00:08:51,063 I mean, this guy's a stud. and his head--oh, uhh! 202 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:53,098 It just makes you wanna give it a big lick 203 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,984 And see what comes out of it. 204 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,635 - please don't. - oh, well, of course not. 205 00:08:56,653 --> 00:09:00,689 It would be inappropriate. 206 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,324 Meet me for a drink later. 207 00:09:02,359 --> 00:09:06,779 - uh, actually, i'm supposed to do something with hank here. 208 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,532 - no. i don't think we have any plans. 209 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,116 - yeah, i think we do. 210 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:15,320 - no, i'm... pretty sure we don't. 211 00:09:15,338 --> 00:09:17,823 - excellent. i'm all yours, sue. 212 00:09:17,841 --> 00:09:21,493 - right. better lay down those carbs, runkle. 213 00:09:21,511 --> 00:09:23,796 We're goin' deep. 214 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:27,016 Collini...out. 215 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,501 - what fresh hell is this? 216 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,222 [school bell rings] 217 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:36,559 - hey. it's rip van winkle. - oh, hey! 218 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,510 You know, i think we should give it another shot. 219 00:09:38,528 --> 00:09:41,730 You know, i took a nap. i'm fresh as a fucking daisy. 220 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,949 - becca's dad, right? - yikes. 221 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:46,351 It depends on what she's done to raise your ire. 222 00:09:46,369 --> 00:09:48,571 - becca? oh, no, becca's adorable. 223 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,355 It's her father i have an issue with. 224 00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:52,524 - oh, well, take a number and get in line. 225 00:09:52,542 --> 00:09:55,160 I'll tell him you're waiting. if i see him, of course. 226 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,713 - felicia koons. chelsea's mom? 227 00:09:57,747 --> 00:09:59,832 - oh, boy. 228 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,500 Howdy. hank moody. 229 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,502 - yeah. so i guess i was wondering 230 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,671 Why my daughter came home stoned last night. 231 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,205 - are you sure she was stoned? 232 00:10:07,223 --> 00:10:09,425 - i know a stoned teenager when i see one. 233 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,876 I'm a college professor. 234 00:10:10,894 --> 00:10:13,679 - shit. i guess the jig is up. 235 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,098 - you know, far be it for me to pass judgment 236 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,517 On your...recreational activities, 237 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,985 But maybe you should make your dope 238 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,054 A little less accessible? 239 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:24,222 I mean, what else do i have to worry about? 240 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,025 Do you have guns in the house too? 241 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,060 - yes, i do, but i keep 'em in the freezer. 242 00:10:28,078 --> 00:10:31,063 Right next to the heroin. 243 00:10:31,081 --> 00:10:32,531 You know, you're absolutely right. 244 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,083 I fucked up. i-i won't do it again. 245 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:35,334 I get it. 246 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,620 That's just for my glaucoma anyway, you know? 247 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,621 - [chuckles] - father. 248 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:40,339 - hey, speak of the she-devils. 249 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,908 Can i go over to chelsea's? - well... 250 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,877 That would depend on chelsea 251 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:47,379 And her lovely, far-too-young to be a mother here. 252 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,547 - mom? - hmm? 253 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:50,549 - [stammers] sure. why not? 254 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,718 Pick her up later. actually, stay for dinner. 255 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,386 We're having some people over. 256 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,254 - no. no, no, no. i don't play well with others. 257 00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:57,556 It wouldn't turn out well for anybody. 258 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,108 - it's true, he doesn't. - i don't. 259 00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:02,394 - look, if we're going to be bailing these two out of jail 260 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,762 Every now and again, 261 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,315 We may as well get to know each other a little better. 262 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,734 So be there. keep the weed at home. 263 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,620 - sure thing, teach. 264 00:11:15,492 --> 00:11:18,911 - and that brings us to the issue of the house. 265 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:22,081 - i just want my fair share. - mm-hmm. 266 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,583 - it's been sitting on the market for months now, charlie. 267 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,468 It's not selling. 268 00:11:26,503 --> 00:11:27,953 - well, maybe if you weren't too busy 269 00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:29,388 Bringing every unemployed actor in l.a. 270 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,306 With a cougar fetish back to my house, 271 00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,142 You could focus on getting it sold. 272 00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:36,461 - first...it's our house. 273 00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:38,897 And second, if you weren't too busy 274 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,400 Trying to shove your angry inch into every damage case 275 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,018 That crosses your path, 276 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,354 We wouldn't even be in this mess to begin with. 277 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,322 Can i get a fucking amen? 278 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:49,274 Unce, unce! 279 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,327 - look, all i'm saying is i can't afford 280 00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,479 To keep paying rent and mortgage at the same time. 281 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,498 - he's hiding money somewhere. i know it! 282 00:11:56,533 --> 00:12:00,652 - there's nothing to hide! she snorted it all. 283 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,171 - you're working as an agent again! 284 00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,373 - i'm working on commission! 285 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,426 - really? that's pathetic, charlie. 286 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,161 - agreed. it's the only way 287 00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:10,996 I could get back in the business, okay? 288 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:12,464 It's not like the top five 289 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,499 Are rolling out the red carpet for me. 290 00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:17,469 - hmm. i wonder why. oh, that's right. 291 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,022 They're probably afraid you'd jerk off all over it. 292 00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:22,808 - [laughing] 293 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,060 You know what? have it your way, okay? 294 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,012 I'll just--i'll move back in. 295 00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,114 - hells no! - what, you said so yourself. 296 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,734 It's our house. my name's on the mortgage too. 297 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,018 You know? 298 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:35,353 - that can't be right. tell him, marv! 299 00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:37,623 - what can i say? 300 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,325 It's perfectly within his rights. 301 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,694 - oh! yes! finally! 302 00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,029 I win! ehh! 303 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,148 [honking] 304 00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,052 [honk honk] 305 00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:10,823 - asshole. - hey. 306 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,191 I know you're saving the planet and all, 307 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,725 But it doesn't give you the right to be an asshole. 308 00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,410 - fuck you! - fuck me? 309 00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,362 - yeah, that's right. fuck you! 310 00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,531 - live strong, asshole. - aah! 311 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,582 [tires squealing] 312 00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,053 - helloo. 313 00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,554 - oh! hank moody. 314 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,722 - hello. 315 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,810 I'd like to introduce you to richard bates, the writer. 316 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,228 - richard bates. wow. 317 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,196 - he's going to be teaching here this year. 318 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,265 It's a huge coup for us. - big fan. 319 00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,600 I just feel a slight man crush coming on. 320 00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,435 - well, thank you, aren't you kind? 321 00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,538 This is my t.a. - jill robinson. 322 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,622 Nice to meet ya. 323 00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:01,790 - jill, the pleasure is all yours. 324 00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:03,441 Or mine. 325 00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,043 Okay, ours. 326 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,946 - hank is quite the accomplished novelist 327 00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,665 In his own right. 328 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,667 That's right. i googled you. 329 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,168 - mm. i feel pleasantly violated. 330 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,504 - so you were just gonna... 331 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,222 Show me to the little girl's room. 332 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,174 - oh, sure thing. follow me. 333 00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,143 - tinkle, tinkle. - right this way. 334 00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,929 - drink with me. i insist. 335 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,797 - oh, no, thank you. - no, no, please. 336 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,150 - no, i'm fine. - oh... 337 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,685 crack the sky was a big deal for me. 338 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,437 I felt like i was climbing kilimanjaro with you. 339 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,106 Gave me a huge writing boner. come on. 340 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,141 Please? 341 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,526 Pretty please? 342 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,867 To the blank page. 343 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,821 - mm. 344 00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:51,656 [grunts] 345 00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:00,349 Oh! 346 00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,801 - wow. that was something. 347 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,686 - it sure was. 348 00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,021 Haven't touched the stuff 349 00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,390 Since slick willy was in the white house. 350 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,225 - fuck me. - yes. 351 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,777 Now pour me another. - oh, no, no. 352 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,978 The bar just closed. 353 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,846 One was an honor, but i'm cutting you off. 354 00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,365 - give me the fucking bottle, bush league, 355 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,733 Before they come back. 356 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,017 - mm-mm. - give-- 357 00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,736 - no. no. - give me the bottle. 358 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,487 - mm-mm. no. uh-uh. - come here! 359 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,407 - [hoarsely] my balls. oh, shit. 360 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,360 - thank you. - don't say anything. 361 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:32,530 - [gasps] oh! oh, my goodness. 362 00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,549 - whose piece of shit porsche is that? 363 00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,919 - stacy, what happened? - oh, you wouldn't believe it. 364 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,038 Some fucking asshole-- - well, you know... 365 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,390 It's actually kind of a classic. 366 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,875 I just kind of-- - stacy, this is becca's father. 367 00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,228 Hank moody, the writer. 368 00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:49,097 - stacy, i do believe i can see the outline of your cock. 369 00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,515 It looks like you've got yourself 370 00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,884 A nice, big fire helmet down there. 371 00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:55,070 I'm more of an anteater myself. 372 00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,389 Enhances sensitivity. 373 00:15:57,407 --> 00:15:59,658 Shall we dine? 374 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,400 - times are tough, runkle. 375 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:12,788 I need you to sign motherfuckers and put them to work. 376 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,407 That's what i want. that's what you promised me. 377 00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,426 - absolutely. you're right, sue. 378 00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,760 You can count on me. 379 00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:20,595 I stepped away from the game for a little while, 380 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,214 But i am back now. 381 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,349 I'm just a little rusty. - rusty. 382 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,583 You mean like a trombone? 383 00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,302 Hey, anybody ever give you one of those? 384 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,605 - i...don't believe so. - trust me. 385 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:35,260 You'd remember. analingus...with a tug job. 386 00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,612 Ought to try it. 387 00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,197 What's your favorite position? 388 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,234 - sssexually? - yeah. 389 00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,269 - i don't see how that's at all relevant-- 390 00:16:44,287 --> 00:16:46,955 - yeah. i like a... stand up 69. 391 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,290 You ever try it? 392 00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:50,625 - that sounds...challenging. 393 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,910 - exactly! 394 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,496 Which is why you end up coming like a baby gorilla. 395 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,998 [laughs] 396 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,451 So what's your take on interoffice romance, huh? 397 00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,421 - [laughs] i appreciate the interest, sue. 398 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,788 Really, i do. 399 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,508 But i am right in the middle of a nasty divorce. 400 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:10,095 I'm what they call emotionally unavailable. 401 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,763 - emotions? 402 00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,482 Who needs emotions? 403 00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,300 I'm thinking about your tube steak. 404 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:17,302 Is that unavailable too? 405 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,520 - ah! 406 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,855 - oh ho ho! 407 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,940 Oh, you can play hard to get all you like, runkle. 408 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,142 Whatever makes you wet. 409 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,312 But sue collini always gets the wienie. 410 00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:30,499 Always. 411 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,250 Bottoms up, cowboy. 412 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,752 - right of way or not, 413 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,670 You were definitely hogging the road. 414 00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,155 - you flicked your cigarette at me. 415 00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:38,490 - well sure. but you gave me the finger. 416 00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:39,708 That got my irish up. 417 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,493 That was downright antisocial of you. 418 00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,762 - yes. but you were honking your horn repeatedly. 419 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,263 - which brings us back full circle 420 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,664 To the fact that you were hogging the road. 421 00:17:46,682 --> 00:17:48,833 I'm just sayin'... - i had the right of way. 422 00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,469 - who says? - state of california. 423 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,137 - i don't agree. - he doesn't agree. 424 00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,305 - i don't agree. 425 00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,556 - can we just change the subject, please? 426 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,525 - i-i'm fine with that. 427 00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,009 I mean, i've already moved on. 428 00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,011 And i won't hold any grudges. i'm cool. 429 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:03,532 Hate the game...not the playah. - i'll drink to that. 430 00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,567 - unbelievable. 431 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,703 - uh...can we be excused? 432 00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,372 - please. i insist. 433 00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,908 - hey, ladies, no mary jane. 434 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,376 I'm serious. try me. 435 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:17,662 I'm like a drug-sniffing dog with a hard-on for justice. 436 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,381 Yeah. hey... - father. 437 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:23,085 - now get outta here. - jesus. 438 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,087 - okay, i'm just gonna throw this out to the table. 439 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,422 What are you guys thinking, gay, bi-curious, huh? 440 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,092 What? 441 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,843 - what is wrong with you? 442 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,678 - what? i'm the asshole 443 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,514 Just because i say what's on everybody's mind? 444 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,400 - it never occurred to me. - actually, me neither. 445 00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,735 - i can't really say i see it myself. 446 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,987 - oh. 447 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,021 - little girls... 448 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,657 In pretty boxes. 449 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,192 [someone clicking tongue] 450 00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,945 - well, i'm not afraid to put it out there, you know? 451 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,247 And if my daughter decides she's a gay, 452 00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,533 I cannot think of a nicer gal 453 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,235 That she can, you know, indulge her sapphic tendencies with. 454 00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:59,254 - that's vaguely sweet, i think. 455 00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,373 - yes. vaguely nauseating. 456 00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,542 - where is the boom-boom room? 457 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,095 - it's just down the hall, richard, to your left. 458 00:19:07,130 --> 00:19:09,131 - [clears throat] 459 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,582 - good squash. 460 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,517 - ten years sobriety, down the drain. 461 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,252 Nice job. 462 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,688 How is he gonna get up in front of a class? 463 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,224 - well, you know what they say. - no, what do they say, hank? 464 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,860 - you really have to want to quit. 465 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,311 You gotta... - oh... 466 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,596 - hit rock bottom. 467 00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:27,765 - can i have a word with you, dear? 468 00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:30,035 - sure, darling. 469 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,291 - so what's your story, morning glory? 470 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:39,828 - [chuckles] 471 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,779 I'm...33. 472 00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,131 - perfect. 473 00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,116 - i'm getting my phd on... 474 00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,252 - perfect. - english lit. 475 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,587 I love to read. - oh! 476 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,423 - that's my drug of choice, the written word. 477 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,893 And, uh...i just ended a five-year relationship 478 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,811 That yielded me a big, fat nothing-- 479 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,263 Not to make it sound like 480 00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,433 A cold, hard business deal, but... 481 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,018 Whatever. [clears throat] 482 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,303 And my 20s went by like a warm summer day, 483 00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:08,823 And now my uterus is deteriorating with every breath. 484 00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,141 So, yeah, i-i see it all. 485 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:13,978 You're handsome and you're funny and...really, 486 00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:15,947 Unless you're a serious prospect, 487 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,149 Do not so much as smile at me. 488 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,368 Really, truly. don't try to charm me. 489 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,621 It would just be a heinous crime 490 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,156 Against the other sex, given this full disclosure. 491 00:20:25,174 --> 00:20:27,008 [indistinct voices growing louder] 492 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:30,178 - and...i'm hard. - [laughs] 493 00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:33,331 No, please, seriously. you're really dangerous. 494 00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,133 Please stay away. 495 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,835 - uh... 496 00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:40,889 Let's try again, shall we? 497 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,807 - that's mighty white of you, stace. 498 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,893 - stacy. - stacy. 499 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,844 Koons, right? 500 00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,697 - uh, that's right. 501 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,650 - mm. you're the dean 502 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,818 Of this fine institute of fancy book learning? 503 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,853 - correct. 504 00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:57,989 - which would make you... dean koons? 505 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,857 - i've heard that one before. 506 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,994 - who wants to see me tuck and do the pee-pee dance? 507 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,546 - oh! - oh, my god. 508 00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,248 Richard! 509 00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,250 - come on. i can't be the only one. 510 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,668 - and then... - where are the girls? 511 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,836 - just like that... [snaps] 512 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,374 He unveiled his beautiful man-pussy. 513 00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:20,095 His glorious...mangina. 514 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,814 Mm...mm... 515 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,900 Meet my peach, baby. 516 00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:27,652 Blow on my dice. 517 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,689 I wanna swing that swing. 518 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,890 Don't you treat me nice. 519 00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:35,827 - richard, let me-- - i'm wild for you. 520 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,395 - let me call you a cab. richard, let me-- 521 00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,949 - sweet baby, i'm a child for you. 522 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,117 - richard, you know what, 523 00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,368 Why don't you stay in the guest room? 524 00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,786 - stacy. - yeah. 525 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,872 - have you ever spent time with an 11-year-old boy 526 00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,959 And wanted more from him than he was willing to give? 527 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,261 Have you ever breathed in the scent 528 00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:55,747 Of a woman's sweaty, unwashed sex 529 00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:57,882 And just... [inhales] mm... 530 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,919 Wanted to bottle and sell it at market? 531 00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:04,806 Have you ever been so drunk on cock 532 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,975 You howled at the moon 533 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,260 And begged for a few inches more? 534 00:22:09,278 --> 00:22:11,262 - ladies? 535 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,864 Dean koons? 536 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,099 - all these questions and more will be answered 537 00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:18,653 [snaps] in my new novel. 538 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,488 Ha! - let's get you dressed. 539 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,992 - first... i wanna go for a swim! 540 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,444 Arrgh! - oh! 541 00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:28,163 - whoo! 542 00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:29,280 [thud] [laughter] 543 00:22:29,298 --> 00:22:31,132 - love that guy. 544 00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,835 - big fan. 545 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,254 - [whispers] big dick. - wow! 546 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:40,592 - [laughing] 547 00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,982 - what do you want, charlie? i'm watching my stories. 548 00:22:48,017 --> 00:22:50,935 - marcy ellen runkle. 549 00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,153 I love you. 550 00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,106 - oh. go home, you miserable sack of shit. 551 00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,991 Sleep it off! 552 00:22:57,026 --> 00:22:59,027 - but this is my home! 553 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:03,314 This! and you know why? 554 00:23:03,332 --> 00:23:05,950 Because marcy lives here. 555 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:08,586 She's my home. 556 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,823 - my true west. - north. 557 00:23:11,841 --> 00:23:13,625 - what? - true north. 558 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,794 That's what they say. - who? 559 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,328 Oh. 560 00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:18,930 What? 561 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,548 Hey... 562 00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,134 Marce... [clears throat] 563 00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,437 Let's give it another shot, hmm? 564 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,305 What do you say? 565 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:31,309 - no? - okay, fair enough. 566 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,395 Can i use the bathroom? 567 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,514 [chuckles] i have to go numero dos, 568 00:23:36,532 --> 00:23:37,816 And i don't know if i'm gonna make it 569 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,984 Back to westwood in time. 570 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,405 - make it quick, asshole. 571 00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,824 - you sure becca's okay to spend the night? 572 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,208 - yeah. let her sleep. 573 00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:48,827 I'll drop her off in the morning. 574 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,080 - but you'll, uh, you'll keep an eye on them? 575 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,298 - oh, right. 576 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,166 For signs of lesbianism. yeah. will do. 577 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,368 I'll be vigilant. 578 00:23:57,386 --> 00:23:59,170 - sorry about the drama tonight. 579 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,339 You must think i'm a world-class a-hole. 580 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,342 - hmm...don't know about the world-class. 581 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,711 - yeah, well, thank you. what about bates? 582 00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:08,763 Is he gonna be able to do his thing? 583 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,716 - from rehab? i doubt it. 584 00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:15,520 You wouldn't happen to know of any other bad-boy novelists 585 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,490 Looking for a teaching gig, would you? 586 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,391 - i don't know. 587 00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:22,444 I will, uh, bring it up at the next union meeting. 588 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,728 Good night. 589 00:24:23,746 --> 00:24:25,246 - night. 590 00:24:25,281 --> 00:24:27,064 [car alarm beeps] 591 00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:31,920 - where ya headed? 592 00:24:31,954 --> 00:24:33,922 - just home to the cats. 593 00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:36,458 - sounds hot. 594 00:24:38,294 --> 00:24:39,544 - how 'bout a libation? 595 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,964 - oh! like that could possibly end well. 596 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,099 - oh, look at you with the foresight and all. 597 00:24:45,134 --> 00:24:47,552 Well played, lady. - thanks. 598 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,437 Good night, mr. moody. 599 00:24:49,472 --> 00:24:51,105 'twas a pleasure meeting you. 600 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,809 - good night, psycho. take good care of that uterus. 601 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,992 [loud knocking] - oh, my god, charlie. 602 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,111 What are you doing in there? - it's my i-b-s! 603 00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:17,916 You know how it kicks in in times of extreme duress. 604 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,919 Well, this is one of those times! 605 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,757 [hiss] aah! 606 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:31,679 [continues screaming] 607 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,632 - all right. it's all right. 608 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,269 - [sobbing] - miserable slob. 609 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:42,023 Guest room. go. 610 00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:49,864 - what up, lady fair? 611 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,783 - hank, it's late. 612 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:54,202 - and yet you don't sound even remotely sleepy. 613 00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,655 Burning the midnight oil? - something like that. 614 00:25:57,673 --> 00:26:00,508 - i get it. big date, huh? 615 00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:02,293 - i'm not sure how big it was. 616 00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,430 - gross. 617 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,799 - bad breath. h-o-b. 618 00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:11,269 - h-o-b? - hair on back. 619 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,556 - oh. well, now i'm starting to feel better. 620 00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:17,559 - what about you? - what about me? 621 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,944 - our monkey in the middle said something about 622 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,897 Crossing paths with a friend of yours. 623 00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,349 - oh, she's a little meddler, that one. 624 00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:27,569 - that she is. 625 00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,905 - well, not to worry. bad breath. 626 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:33,708 H-o-b. - [laughs] 627 00:26:33,742 --> 00:26:35,793 - mm. i miss you. 628 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,746 - i miss you too. 629 00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:42,417 - it ain't the same without you, you know. 630 00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:46,054 - that's nice to hear. 631 00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:48,556 I think it's good, though. 632 00:26:48,591 --> 00:26:52,093 - what's good? - we're...living our lives. 633 00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:56,147 We're being all normal and responsible and... 634 00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,900 Like real, live grownups. 635 00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:03,271 - well, yeah, i do feel vaguely functional these days. 636 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:06,491 You know, i think you might even be proud of me. 637 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,776 - i'm always proud of you. 638 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,613 Even when i'm not. 639 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:18,620 - that's nice to hear. 640 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:21,339 But... - but what? 641 00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,627 - what if, in the process of being... 642 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:29,914 Well, responsible and grown-up like, we... 643 00:27:29,932 --> 00:27:32,917 Just kinda get over each other? 644 00:27:37,106 --> 00:27:38,890 - what if... 645 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:42,093 You tell me about our daughter. 646 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:47,231 - well...things are changing, karen, 647 00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,817 Just like you said they would. 648 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:51,619 I mean, fast, you know, but i'm... 649 00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:53,705 I'm holding on as hard as i can, 650 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:56,324 And i am not gonna let go. 651 00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,911 I mean, i... i won't forget you. 652 00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:07,912 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com