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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Both:
Aah!
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- Oh.
- What the fuck, Hank?
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Ugh.
I'm sorry, Marce.
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I just... I couldn't sleep
last night.
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My mind was racing,
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and that couch of yours
is no fucking help whatsoever.
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It's, like, a medieval
fucking torture device.
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I was touching your penis,
Hank.
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I know, Marce.
Felt good too.
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You give a nice tug job.
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- She does, doesn't she?
- Yeah.
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When she's motivated.
It's a lost art, really.
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Oh, shit.
I think I'm gonna puke.
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Did you guys fuck?
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Both:
Gross.
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Hey!
What do you mean, gross?
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Fuck you,
you fucking pedophile.
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What's so gross
about fucking me?
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Nothing, Marce.
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You know I'd throw
a shot into you.
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Any time.
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Oh, Christ.
Make it stop.
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That's it. All you do
is mope around the house
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all day in your underwear.
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You're on notice.
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Consider your ass
kicked to the curb.
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Marce, I got no place to go.
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I mean, Karen won't have me.
Becca won't have me.
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The world thinks
I'm this degenerate scumbag.
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I'm out on bail
for the second time this week.
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You are my two and only friends
left in the world.
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Come on. Love me.
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- [Sighs]
- Hank needs some sugar.
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God.
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I'm game if you guys are.
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Fucking animal.
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And would it kill you
to put some goddamn clothes on?
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So I like to sleep
in the raw now.
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Big whoop.
What do you care?
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[Retching and vomiting]
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Get a load of Florence Olivier.
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I don't look that bad, do I?
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No way, Charlie.
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No, you look good.
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Hmm.
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Like a baby.
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Like a big, sexy baby.
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Thank you.
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Good luck today, buddy.
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Thank you.
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Who knows?
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Maybe you'll get
some writing done.
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Fuck you.
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Love you too.
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Hello, old friend.
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You're looking quite well.
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Much better.
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[Engine falters]
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Come on.
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Yeah, I'm on my way.
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Uh-huh.
I'm a little, um...
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Oh.
Uh, hi.
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Just picking up
old blackie here.
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Yeah.
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Me?
Oh, I'm... I'm okay.
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Okay...
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As good as can be expected
under the circumstances.
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And you?
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Excellent.
How about Becca?
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Cool.
Glad to hear that.
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Give her a kiss for me.
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Hey, you wouldn't happen to have
any jumper cables, would you?
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Oh, I get it.
Just keep on walking.
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I know.
I ruined your life and all,
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and I couldn't be
more sorry about it,
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but I got to get across town
to my attorney's office,
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where lateness is frowned upon.
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Okay, bye.
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I caught that.
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You wouldn't have looked
if you didn't care,
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and you should care, you know?
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I'm bleeding here.
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I'm feeling a little faint.
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Look, I don't hope to get back
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into your good graces
anytime soon.
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Okay, ever.
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I just hope that maybe one day
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I can sit down across from you,
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look you in the eye
and talk to you
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and explain to you
what happened.
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Until then, I'd settle
for seeing our daughter,
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who I miss dearly.
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She still has a father,
you know,
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even if her mother
hates his guts.
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Yeah. Well, what happens
if she hates your guts too?
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Hey, you.
Lady lawyer.
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[Sighs]
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Where you going?
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I have a meeting.
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I thought we had a meeting.
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We did.
But you're 45 minutes late.
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- Oh.
- So I'm moving on
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to my next meeting.
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Okay, fuck.
Fuck.
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So I'm not late.
And rude.
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And inconsiderate
of other people's time.
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- I'm sorry.
- No, don't be. It's your life.
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I was just... I had this thing
with my family.
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Three years, Hank.
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What? What three years?
What?
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That's the maximum sentence
for unlawful sexual intercourse.
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Three years, state prison.
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Yes, but I thought
we were all going ho
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about making sure
it didn't go down that way.
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Well, that's certainly my plan.
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Because I'm a cocky
fucking attorney
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and this
is a great case for me.
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But if you insist on dicking
around and wasting my time,
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I'll be happy
to see you rot in jail.
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What the fuck do I care?
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You're just another
entitled smart ass
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who thinks it's okay
to fuck a teenager.
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No... no, no,
I don't think it's okay.
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I think it's wrong.
Sick and wrong.
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And yet you fucked a teenager.
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Come on,
I thought we covered this.
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I didn't know how old she was.
She set me up.
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Okay, it doesn't matter.
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The D.A. is looking to make
an example of you.
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Statutory rape is a big fuckin'
deal here in the Golden State.
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Who knew?
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Maybe no one was hurt
in your case.
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I was hurt.
She punched me.
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Maybe it was all just good,
dirty fun.
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But there is probably
some creep out there
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who's gonna think twice
before banging the babysitter
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because he's just read
about the Hollywood asshole
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who's doing serious time
for sticking his dick
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in some underage pussy.
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[Laughs]
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Can you say it louder?
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'Cause I don't think
they heard you in Culver City.
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- I think you need to hear me.
- I get it.
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Okay, from now until
the preliminary hearing,
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just behave yourself.
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- Stay out of trouble.
- Yes. Yes, ma'am.
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Okay?
With any luck,
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I'll convince the judge
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there's not enough of a case
to take to trial.
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And if you can't?
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Then it's time to wheel it.
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Do some horse trading.
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That can be fun too.
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You really love this shit, huh?
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Don't tell anyone
I told you, but, um...
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Sometimes it's even better
than sex.
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- Wow.
- Safer too.
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You must not
like sex very much.
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No, see,
that's where you're wrong.
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I love sex.
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Are you trying to turn me on,
lady lawyer?
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Oh, please.
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I'm obviously
far too old for you.
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No, you see,
that's where you're wrong.
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I like me a mature woman.
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- Oh?
- Crow's feet, stretch marks,
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nipple hair, I dig that.
Dig it all.
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Love that shit. Not that
you have any of that shit.
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Stuff.
I'm gonna go now.
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- Yes.
- Thank you.
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- It's coming.
- What?
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Ugh.
My fucking period.
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I'll alert the media.
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My tits are so sore,
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I'm crampy as hell, and I've
been throwing up in my mouth
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- all day long.
- Nice. Nice.
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You're probably preggers.
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I mean, you are quite a slut.
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Fuck you.
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I'm too old to sustain life.
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I'm too bitter too.
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Sperm would enter my pretty
little vajew-jew,
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and my cold, black heart
would kill that shit dead, son.
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[Mouths words]
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Can you please do something
about that fuckin' Hank?
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What? You want me
to put out a hit on him, or...
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Yes.
Seriously.
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He's not my problem.
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The guy is fucking miserable.
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He's making my life miserable,
all right?
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I know.
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Isn't it bad enough
that I have that pasty,
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little man-child
ex-husband of mine
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underfoot all the time?
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Come on. You got to let him
see Becca.
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He needs a fix.
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It'll do them both some good.
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I don't know, you know.
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I don't know.
I'll think about it.
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What page you on?
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Don't round up
to the nearest ten.
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I know your tricks.
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I've been kind of busy,
assholio.
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Of course, of course,
but you started, right?
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I mean, you typed "fade in"?
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Charlie,
I haven't even had time
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to read the draft
they don't like.
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Hank, your deal is closed.
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It's okay to start writing.
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You said you wanted to do this.
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Yes, but that was before
I became Hank Moody,
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statutory rapist.
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It doesn't exactly inspire one
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to sit in front of the typer.
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Hey, hey.
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This kind of ballyhoo
didn't stop Polanski, did it?
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No. The man banged out
script after script,
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movie after movie.
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He won himself a nice little
Academy Award too, didn't he?
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Comparing me to the world's
most infamous
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fan of underage girls
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is not the way to start
a pep talk, Charlie.
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Are you forgetting
about R. Kelly?
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Jerry Lee Lewis.
There's another one.
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Shit.
He married one.
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I think she was his cousin too.
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That's kind of hot.
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If you say so.
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Work with me here, Hank.
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[Cell phone vibrates]
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[Uplifting music]
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♪ ♪
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[Electric guitar]
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hug?
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Too soon.
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Fair enough.
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Um...
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So you...
[Clears throat]
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You want to, uh,
go for a walk or something?
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You hungry? You want
to go down to the strand,
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or you want to get
ice cream or something?
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Not really.
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Is there anything that
you want to do particularly,
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or anything you need?
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Come on, Becca.
I'm dying here.
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I need guitar strings.
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Okay.
I can help with that.
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Definitely.
We... we... we can get on...
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Let's get on it.
Let's do this.
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Come on.
Is that okay, Karen?
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As long as you
come straight back.
261
00:11:18,216 --> 00:11:21,452
Well, it's not like I'm gonna
make a run for the border.
262
00:11:21,486 --> 00:11:24,154
I don't know what
you're capable of nowadays.
263
00:11:24,189 --> 00:11:26,957
I'll be in the car.
264
00:11:34,966 --> 00:11:36,133
Thank you, Karen.
265
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:40,804
I know how hard
this must be for you.
266
00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:42,973
Do you?
267
00:11:57,656 --> 00:12:03,327
[Electric guitar playing]
268
00:12:03,361 --> 00:12:06,764
Sounds good, Jeff Becca.
269
00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:08,766
It sounds pretty good.
270
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,201
- What?
- You've been practicing.
271
00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:15,940
Yeah, well,
it's something to do.
272
00:12:15,974 --> 00:12:18,609
It doesn't have to be
this hard, Becca.
273
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:21,045
Shouldn't it be hard?
274
00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:23,180
I mean, isn't that
pretty much what happens
275
00:12:23,214 --> 00:12:24,815
after the final straw?
276
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:28,552
It's impossible to make things
go back to the way they were?
277
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:32,723
[Plays guitar]
278
00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:33,724
You like that guitar?
279
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:35,259
What's not to like?
280
00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,794
It's a classic.
281
00:12:36,828 --> 00:12:38,896
Well, let's get it then.
282
00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,798
No way.
It's too expensive.
283
00:12:40,832 --> 00:12:42,533
You want to take
the instrument seriously,
284
00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:44,335
you need a serious instrument.
Come on.
285
00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:46,103
Whatever. I don't want it.
Save your money.
286
00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:48,072
For a lawyer.
287
00:12:51,710 --> 00:12:54,511
We'll take this one.
288
00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:58,983
Thank you.
289
00:12:59,017 --> 00:13:00,217
This is one hell of a fiddle.
290
00:13:00,251 --> 00:13:02,219
Young lady, you are one hell
of a lucky girl.
291
00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:04,588
That's me.
A lucky girl.
292
00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:07,224
You'll thank me one day.
293
00:13:07,258 --> 00:13:08,392
[Machine beeps]
294
00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,594
It came up declined
on this thing, man.
295
00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:11,862
Can you try it again?
296
00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,097
Yeah, it's actually
been doing this all day.
297
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,898
[Mutters]
298
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:16,133
[Beeps]
299
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:18,369
Nah, I'm sorry, man.
It's declined.
300
00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:23,073
Hey, you know, no worries, man.
301
00:13:23,108 --> 00:13:24,408
I can set this thing
aside for you.
302
00:13:24,442 --> 00:13:26,110
You know,
you get your card sorted out.
303
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:27,678
Won't be necessary.
304
00:13:27,712 --> 00:13:29,780
Oh, all right.
305
00:13:29,814 --> 00:13:31,448
She's got talent, your kid,
by the way.
306
00:13:31,483 --> 00:13:32,449
Got great talent, man.
307
00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:33,851
Lot of soul.
308
00:13:33,885 --> 00:13:36,086
Yeah, she sure does.
309
00:13:55,407 --> 00:13:57,641
Hey, you forgot these.
310
00:14:01,946 --> 00:14:04,214
Honey, I love you.
311
00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:33,510
Uh-huh. Right. Okay.
312
00:14:33,545 --> 00:14:35,813
Cool.
We'll see you there.
313
00:14:35,847 --> 00:14:38,782
What, are you kidding?
This is great news.
314
00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,884
Yeah. Okay. Good.
315
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:42,453
[Phone beeps]
316
00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:43,654
No, no, no, no, no.
317
00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:44,755
Pants on, buddy boy.
318
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:45,823
We got ourselves a meeting.
319
00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:46,924
Oh, fuck that noise.
320
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,325
I've had a shit fuckin' day.
321
00:14:48,359 --> 00:14:50,094
My pants are off.
322
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:51,962
I'm just gonna sit here
323
00:14:51,996 --> 00:14:54,732
and get good and snookered
and watch my stories.
324
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,567
Can you make me some dinner?
325
00:14:56,601 --> 00:14:58,769
How about
I buy you some dinner?
326
00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:01,972
Mm. Oh, can we go
to Long John Silver's?
327
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:03,974
I used to love that place
when I was a kid.
328
00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,243
I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about right now,
329
00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,879
but I have some very good news.
330
00:15:08,913 --> 00:15:11,482
Eddie Nero wants to sit down.
331
00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:13,050
Why?
332
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:15,919
Why? Because he wants to
play you, dumbass, in the movie.
333
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:17,554
No, I hate that fuck,
334
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,156
that self-satisfied prick.
335
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:20,357
I'm holding out for Keitel.
336
00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:22,526
When in doubt,
call in the Bad Lieutenant.
337
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,328
Plus the guy
loves to show his dong.
338
00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:25,796
Got to love that in a Thespian.
339
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:26,797
We'll put him on the list.
340
00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,165
Come... come on, come on.
341
00:15:28,199 --> 00:15:29,566
You're gonna have a good time.
Come on. Here we go.
342
00:15:29,601 --> 00:15:31,602
Will there be
alcoholic beverages?
343
00:15:31,636 --> 00:15:34,138
Most def. Most def.
As many as you like.
344
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:38,609
And I'm sure there will be
kind words and flattery.
345
00:15:38,643 --> 00:15:40,477
Can we stop
at In-n-Out on the way?
346
00:15:40,512 --> 00:15:41,712
Yes, Hank.
We can stop at In-n-Out.
347
00:15:41,746 --> 00:15:43,680
- Yay.
- Let's go. Let's go.
348
00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:47,084
Let's go. Pants up.
349
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:49,353
Becca hates me, Charlie.
350
00:15:54,492 --> 00:15:58,362
She'll get over it, buddy boy.
351
00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,197
We all do.
352
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:13,777
So is there a script?
353
00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:15,879
- Fuck no.
- But he's getting close.
354
00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:17,314
Ish.
355
00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:20,484
Hopefully it'll give you
a sizeable boner when I'm done.
356
00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:22,419
Thank you.
357
00:16:22,453 --> 00:16:24,188
You know what I like
about you, Moody?
358
00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:26,056
No, what's that?
359
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:32,996
You're handsome.
360
00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:34,431
Well, aren't you the charmer.
361
00:16:34,465 --> 00:16:36,767
Most writers aren't handsome.
362
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:40,771
They're usually pale,
sun-starved, man-titted
363
00:16:40,805 --> 00:16:42,272
little weaklings
like your friend here.
364
00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:44,441
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
365
00:16:44,475 --> 00:16:47,044
Always whining about the words.
366
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:50,113
If it ain't on the page
it ain't on the stage.
367
00:16:50,148 --> 00:16:51,648
Fuck that.
368
00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:53,116
You know what I say?
369
00:16:53,151 --> 00:16:55,152
If it ain't on the stage,
370
00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,420
ain't nobody showing up
371
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:58,689
at the goddamn
motherfuckin' theater anyway.
372
00:16:58,723 --> 00:17:00,657
This isn't classical music.
373
00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:03,193
This is motherfuckin' jazz!
374
00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:06,964
[Imitates jazz music]
375
00:17:06,998 --> 00:17:09,233
[Laughs]
376
00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,234
Got me?
377
00:17:10,268 --> 00:17:11,235
No.
378
00:17:11,269 --> 00:17:12,669
You represent
everything I hate,
379
00:17:12,704 --> 00:17:14,204
but I do find you
highly entertaining.
380
00:17:14,239 --> 00:17:15,305
Continue. Please.
381
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:17,608
You're a fuckin' man.
382
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,610
You understand the dark side.
383
00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:20,878
I do?
384
00:17:20,912 --> 00:17:23,313
You've seen some shit.
385
00:17:23,348 --> 00:17:27,484
A handsome man
comes with a price.
386
00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:29,920
It's a burden.
387
00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:31,955
And you understand that.
388
00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:37,861
And thus
the motherfuckin' dark side.
389
00:17:37,896 --> 00:17:39,763
You know you want to go!
390
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,265
Well, you know you do.
391
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,599
Like a sex machine?
Moving it? Doing it?
392
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:44,034
Doing it? Doing it?
Moving it?
393
00:17:44,068 --> 00:17:45,035
Moving it. Moving it.
394
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,103
You hear this guy?
395
00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,672
Bibles of truth.
Bibles of truth.
396
00:17:48,706 --> 00:17:50,474
Ba-doop-boop.
397
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:51,608
Excuse me?
398
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:52,643
Hmm? What?
399
00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:54,711
No, I was agreeing with you,
Eddie.
400
00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:56,647
I'm a big fan, by the way.
401
00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:57,648
Big fan.
402
00:17:57,682 --> 00:17:59,082
Keep quiet, little boy.
403
00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:00,584
Just sit back and nod
404
00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:04,788
and drink your fuckin'
girly cocktail.
405
00:18:04,822 --> 00:18:06,690
You know what
I'd like to do to you?
406
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,425
I'd like to shoot you in the
dick with a paintball gun...
407
00:18:08,459 --> 00:18:09,760
[Laughs]
408
00:18:09,794 --> 00:18:13,263
And watch you scream
like a 14-year-old fat girl.
409
00:18:13,298 --> 00:18:16,066
No place for you
in a man's world.
410
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:19,336
Fuckin' suit.
Ruining everything.
411
00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,638
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, what's
with the fuckin' mood swings?
412
00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:23,473
Be nice to my friend
and countryman.
413
00:18:23,508 --> 00:18:25,842
Have a fuckin' drink.
Psycho.
414
00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:28,245
Okay.
415
00:18:30,581 --> 00:18:32,849
To hard cocks.
416
00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:36,720
And handsome men.
417
00:18:36,754 --> 00:18:40,991
All right. Cheers.
418
00:18:41,025 --> 00:18:43,961
Come on, goldilocks.
419
00:18:46,664 --> 00:18:48,031
Excuse me.
420
00:18:48,066 --> 00:18:52,035
I see a girl that I defecated on
in Palm Springs once.
421
00:18:55,707 --> 00:18:57,674
Hey, guys.
I'm sorry I'm late.
422
00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,742
Where's Eddie going?
423
00:18:58,776 --> 00:19:00,377
He saw someone
he pooped on once.
424
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:03,080
Sweet.
So what do we think?
425
00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:04,781
Do you think
he'd be a good Hank?
426
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:07,351
We think he's pretty much
fuckin' insane.
427
00:19:07,385 --> 00:19:08,352
That's what we think.
428
00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:09,419
Speak for yourself.
429
00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:11,054
I thought
he was very compelling.
430
00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:12,222
When he was cupping your junk,
431
00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,590
you found that compelling,
did you?
432
00:19:13,624 --> 00:19:14,958
I did.
It was very intense.
433
00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:16,626
Can see why the man
has an Oscar.
434
00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:19,162
Hey, you know, I never did
finish giving you my notes.
435
00:19:19,197 --> 00:19:20,297
Oh, yeah, I think you did.
436
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:21,465
No, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
437
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:22,632
Well, guess what?
438
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,900
I'm not taking any more notes.
439
00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,235
I'm full. So there.
440
00:19:25,269 --> 00:19:26,870
Huh.
441
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,206
Your client's
being very naughty.
442
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:34,845
I think you should send him
to my room without any supper.
443
00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:37,047
Charlie,
this can't be worth it.
444
00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:38,882
All for a stupid, fuckin' movie
445
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:41,551
that'll probably turn out
to be worse than the last one.
446
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,854
The odds are against us,
my friend.
447
00:19:43,888 --> 00:19:46,289
Always.
What are you gonna do?
448
00:19:46,324 --> 00:19:47,290
Get a real job?
449
00:19:47,325 --> 00:19:49,026
[Elevator bell dings]
450
00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,716
Hello?
451
00:20:14,986 --> 00:20:17,120
Hello?
452
00:20:17,155 --> 00:20:18,755
Sasha Bingham.
453
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,924
Hey. Hello.
454
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,526
Hello.
455
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,996
You are, uh, pretty naked
under that thing, aren't you?
456
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:28,899
You're pretty good
at stating t obvious.
457
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:31,701
You know, I got to be
honest with you.
458
00:20:31,736 --> 00:20:35,772
Um, I don't think that we
can continue to do...Stuff.
459
00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:39,376
Of a... stuff of
a physical nature.
460
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:41,078
Why is that?
461
00:20:41,112 --> 00:20:42,312
You didn't enjoy yourself?
462
00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:43,814
No, no, sure, it was stellar.
463
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:45,849
It's just that I don't remember
much after the knockout.
464
00:20:45,883 --> 00:20:47,517
You know.
But sex is always pretty good.
465
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,853
- Pretty good?
- Yeah, you know, like pizza.
466
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:51,721
Or Mexican food or sushi, even.
467
00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:53,957
No, nah,
sushi's pretty hit or miss.
468
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,126
Is this, like,
a technique of yours,
469
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,527
you know,
where you insult the girl
470
00:20:57,562 --> 00:20:58,695
so she'll want you even more?
471
00:20:58,729 --> 00:21:00,864
Because it's totally working.
472
00:21:00,898 --> 00:21:02,833
Yeah, it's just that I'm...
473
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:05,368
I'm in a hell of a lot
of trouble these days.
474
00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:07,904
Yeah, this whole statutory
rape thing is pretty fucked up.
475
00:21:07,939 --> 00:21:09,339
Totally.
476
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:10,907
It is kind of hot though too.
477
00:21:10,942 --> 00:21:13,210
You know, knowing
I slept with a criminal.
478
00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:15,345
Alleged criminal,
thank you very much.
479
00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:16,546
Yes.
480
00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:18,348
And speaking of that
bit of unpleasantness,
481
00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:19,950
the rape,
not our physical union,
482
00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:22,252
it's probably not the best time
for me to be getting involved
483
00:21:22,286 --> 00:21:24,121
with the actress
who's gonna play the girl
484
00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:26,356
who I...raped,
allegedly.
485
00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,724
I get what you're saying.
486
00:21:27,758 --> 00:21:29,025
That doesn't mean I don't want
487
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:32,262
one or more of your fingers
in my vagina right now.
488
00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:33,663
Why you got to talk
to me like that?
489
00:21:33,698 --> 00:21:35,432
Talk like what?
490
00:21:35,466 --> 00:21:39,002
It just makes it
kind of hard to...
491
00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:41,638
Clink thearly.
492
00:21:41,672 --> 00:21:43,106
[Laughs]
493
00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:45,842
I guess it does
make it kind of hard.
494
00:21:45,877 --> 00:21:47,844
[Hard rock music]
495
00:21:47,879 --> 00:21:49,479
♪ ♪
496
00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:02,025
- Shit.
- Oh, I can do better.
497
00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:04,027
Oh, no, no, no.
It's the door.
498
00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:08,064
What?
499
00:22:08,099 --> 00:22:09,866
Shit. Shit, shit.
Eddie Nero.
500
00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:11,301
Hold on, Eddie.
501
00:22:11,335 --> 00:22:12,536
What does that douchebag want?
502
00:22:12,570 --> 00:22:13,970
He wanted to talk
about the project,
503
00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:15,071
and I told him
he could stop by,
504
00:22:15,106 --> 00:22:16,206
but I did not think he would.
505
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,908
I'll go then.
I'll just leave.
506
00:22:17,942 --> 00:22:19,242
- You don't mind?
- No, I don't mind.
507
00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:20,777
I mean, maybe I should,
508
00:22:20,811 --> 00:22:23,046
but I just think I'm a little
too tired to figure that out.
509
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,548
So, you know, I'm good.
510
00:22:24,582 --> 00:22:28,084
Hey, actually, just, um,
just hide in the bathroom, okay?
511
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,819
Hide in the bathroom?
Why do I have to hide?
512
00:22:29,854 --> 00:22:31,488
Because I don't want him
to know you're here. Duh.
513
00:22:31,522 --> 00:22:32,789
- Duh?
- Yeah.
514
00:22:32,823 --> 00:22:34,090
Look, the secret to being
515
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,759
a successful Hollywood actress
516
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,260
is projecting the vibe
517
00:22:37,295 --> 00:22:40,096
that everyone you work with
has a shot at fucking you.
518
00:22:40,131 --> 00:22:41,298
That's the secret?
519
00:22:41,332 --> 00:22:42,332
You mean to tell me
520
00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,134
that you wouldn't
fuck Eddie Nero?
521
00:22:44,168 --> 00:22:46,803
One of the greatest actors
of his generation?
522
00:22:46,837 --> 00:22:48,138
Allegedly?
523
00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:49,773
No, I would.
He's hot.
524
00:22:49,807 --> 00:22:51,541
That's just not the point.
525
00:22:51,576 --> 00:22:52,742
Hmm.
He poops on people.
526
00:22:52,777 --> 00:22:54,444
Just hide in the bathroom,
okay?
527
00:22:54,478 --> 00:22:56,780
I'm gonna go get rid of him.
Go downstairs for a drink.
528
00:22:56,814 --> 00:22:58,915
- How do I look?
- Good enough to shit on.
529
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:00,016
Ah, ha ha.
530
00:23:00,051 --> 00:23:01,551
Would it kill you
to put on a bra?
531
00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,221
- Ooh. Are you jealous?
- No.
532
00:23:04,255 --> 00:23:06,289
- No.
- I'm not.
533
00:23:06,324 --> 00:23:09,459
It's just that I just had
one or more fingers inside you,
534
00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:11,228
and I... I don't know
where you come from,
535
00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:14,931
but the way I was raised,
that's pretty intimate.
536
00:23:18,102 --> 00:23:19,769
[Exclaims]
537
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:14,324
[Soft moaning]
538
00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,767
"To my dear beautiful daughter,
539
00:24:57,802 --> 00:24:59,302
"I'm writing you a letter.
540
00:24:59,337 --> 00:25:01,604
"That's right,
a good old-fashioned letter.
541
00:25:01,639 --> 00:25:03,573
"It's a lost art, really.
542
00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:05,275
Like handjobs."
543
00:25:05,309 --> 00:25:07,911
Shit.
544
00:25:07,945 --> 00:25:09,612
"I have a confession to make.
545
00:25:09,647 --> 00:25:12,048
"I didn't like you
very much at first.
546
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,651
"You were just this annoying,
little blob.
547
00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:17,854
"You smelled nice.
Most of the time.
548
00:25:17,888 --> 00:25:20,623
"But you didn't seem
to have much interest in me.
549
00:25:20,658 --> 00:25:24,027
"Which I, of course,
found vaguely insulting.
550
00:25:24,061 --> 00:25:26,996
"It was you and your mom
against the world.
551
00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,733
"Funny how some things
never change.
552
00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:32,235
"So I cruised along,
doing my thing,
553
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:35,038
"acting the fool,
not really understanding
554
00:25:35,072 --> 00:25:37,574
"how being a parent
changes you.
555
00:25:37,608 --> 00:25:41,444
"And I don't remember the exact
moment everything changed.
556
00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:43,646
"I just know that it did.
557
00:25:43,681 --> 00:25:45,949
"One minute I was impenetrable.
558
00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:47,584
"Nothing could touch me.
559
00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:51,788
"The next, my heart was somehow
beating outside my chest,
560
00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:54,257
"exposed to the elements.
561
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,060
"Loving you has been
the most profound,
562
00:25:57,094 --> 00:26:00,263
"intense, painful experience
of my life.
563
00:26:00,297 --> 00:26:03,466
"In fact, it's been almost
too much to bear.
564
00:26:03,501 --> 00:26:04,801
"As your father,
565
00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:07,871
"I made a silent vow
to protect you from the world,
566
00:26:07,905 --> 00:26:09,606
"never realizing I was the one
567
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,808
"who would end up
hurting you the most.
568
00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:15,078
"When I flash forward,
my heart breaks.
569
00:26:15,112 --> 00:26:17,013
"Mostly because
I can't imagine you
570
00:26:17,047 --> 00:26:19,749
"speaking of me
with any sort of pride.
571
00:26:19,784 --> 00:26:24,320
"How could you? Your father
is a child in a man's body.
572
00:26:24,355 --> 00:26:27,524
"He cares for nothing and
everything at the same time.
573
00:26:27,558 --> 00:26:30,727
"Noble in thought,
weak in action.
574
00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:36,466
"Something has to change.
Something has to give.
575
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,168
"It's getting dark.
576
00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:40,303
Too dark to see."
577
00:26:43,641 --> 00:26:53,309
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00:26:54,305 --> 00:27:00,421
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