1 00:00:00,332 --> 00:00:02,233 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:02,267 --> 00:00:04,135 Quite the literary scandal we have here. 3 00:00:04,169 --> 00:00:07,104 What if she came clean? You get your book back. 4 00:00:07,139 --> 00:00:08,873 Think about Karen. Think about Becca. 5 00:00:08,907 --> 00:00:11,676 This is gonna hurt them. Is that what you want? 6 00:00:11,710 --> 00:00:14,011 It's not like I'm going to press charges or anything. 7 00:00:14,046 --> 00:00:15,279 You okay, baby? 8 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,953 The D.A.'s office is willing to drop the assault charges. 9 00:00:21,987 --> 00:00:22,987 - The bad news? - You're being charged 10 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:24,956 with statutory rape. 11 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:28,326 Fuck, the rabbit done died. 12 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,028 Why does Hashem hate me? 13 00:00:31,063 --> 00:00:32,830 - Okay, so whose is it? - I don't know. 14 00:00:32,864 --> 00:00:34,765 - Charlie's? - Fuck no! 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:38,336 That kid's all snipped to shreds... It can't be him. 16 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:40,805 We could actually use a lead guitarist. 17 00:00:40,839 --> 00:00:42,106 What do you guys call yourselves? 18 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:43,107 Queens of Dogtown. 19 00:00:43,141 --> 00:00:44,442 This is a great case for me. 20 00:00:44,476 --> 00:00:45,843 But if you insist on dicking around 21 00:00:45,877 --> 00:00:48,245 and wasting my time, I'm happy to see you rot in jail. 22 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,347 What the fuck do I care? 23 00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:50,648 Probably not the best time for me 24 00:00:50,682 --> 00:00:52,717 to be getting involved with the actress 25 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:55,553 who's gonna play the girl who I raped, allegedly. 26 00:00:55,587 --> 00:00:57,421 That doesn't mean I don't want one or more 27 00:00:57,456 --> 00:01:00,091 of your fingers in my vagina right now. 28 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:01,525 Why do you gotta talk to me like that? 29 00:01:07,566 --> 00:01:09,767 Mornin', sassafras! 30 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:12,570 - If you say so. - Don't be such a naysayer. 31 00:01:12,604 --> 00:01:13,804 You'll get frown lines. 32 00:01:13,839 --> 00:01:14,905 And then you'll have to botox that shit. 33 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:16,874 - Hank, what do you want? - Oh, that. 34 00:01:16,908 --> 00:01:18,909 I'd like to come in and grab my one and only suit. 35 00:01:18,944 --> 00:01:20,311 I've got some legal doings this A.M. 36 00:01:20,345 --> 00:01:21,679 Too late. Threw it out. 37 00:01:21,713 --> 00:01:24,281 Bullshit. You would never throw away a man's suit. 38 00:01:24,316 --> 00:01:26,450 You'd donate it, maybe, but that's ridiculous. 39 00:01:26,485 --> 00:01:28,119 Who's needier than I am right now? 40 00:01:28,153 --> 00:01:32,456 I hate you. I...hate you. 41 00:01:32,491 --> 00:01:37,261 What do you think? How do I look? 42 00:01:37,295 --> 00:01:40,398 Like a statutory rapist in a suit. 43 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:42,500 Man, you are on fire this morning! 44 00:01:42,534 --> 00:01:44,802 The wit is strong in you, young Skywalker. 45 00:01:44,836 --> 00:01:46,904 And dark too. I dig it. 46 00:01:46,938 --> 00:01:48,706 Speaking of dark, how's Lenny Kravitz? 47 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,941 - Excuse me? - You know, Ben Harper. 48 00:01:50,976 --> 00:01:53,444 That van-sized, caramel-colored man 49 00:01:53,478 --> 00:01:54,478 you've been hanging around with. 50 00:01:54,513 --> 00:01:56,981 Um, none of your business. 51 00:01:57,015 --> 00:01:58,149 I mean, should I be worried? 52 00:01:58,183 --> 00:02:00,551 He does seem dangerously cool. 53 00:02:00,585 --> 00:02:03,454 Kind of like a young Lando Calrissian, with a dream. 54 00:02:03,488 --> 00:02:05,489 You have nothing to worry about, Hank. 55 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:08,059 Because worrying would be a waste of your time. 56 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:11,495 The mailman has a better shot than you do right now. 57 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,930 Have you seen our mailman? He's quite toothsome. 58 00:02:12,964 --> 00:02:15,199 Especially in his summer shorts. 59 00:02:15,233 --> 00:02:18,102 What are... Come on. 60 00:02:20,005 --> 00:02:21,972 You tricked me. 61 00:02:22,007 --> 00:02:24,375 - You did it on purpose. - Old habits die hard. 62 00:02:24,409 --> 00:02:26,310 - You smell nice. - You're a jerk. 63 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:29,647 Like lady shampoo... And cinnamon toothpaste. 64 00:02:29,681 --> 00:02:32,583 A little bit of coffee breath. A touch of the hal. 65 00:02:32,617 --> 00:02:36,120 No worries, I'd still do ya. 66 00:02:37,756 --> 00:02:39,690 Hey, sweetie. 67 00:02:42,561 --> 00:02:44,261 Well, what do you think of your old man? 68 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:46,931 - You know what they say. - Mm. 69 00:02:46,965 --> 00:02:49,667 You can't polish a turd. 70 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:57,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 71 00:02:58,176 --> 00:03:08,776 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 72 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:40,417 Did he have any idea how old you were? 73 00:03:40,452 --> 00:03:41,852 No. 74 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:44,755 He probably thought I was in my 20s. 75 00:03:44,790 --> 00:03:48,793 - Did he ever ask? - No. 76 00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:53,464 - Did you ever tell him? - No. 77 00:03:53,498 --> 00:03:55,266 Is it true that you punched him in the face 78 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:57,067 during intercourse? 79 00:03:57,102 --> 00:04:01,038 Yes. Twice, actually. 80 00:04:01,072 --> 00:04:02,672 Why? 81 00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:11,615 I, uh... Wanted him to remember me. 82 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,854 You know what this means, right? 83 00:04:16,888 --> 00:04:19,824 Yes. It's obvious. 84 00:04:19,858 --> 00:04:21,425 I'm very good in bed? 85 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:25,563 That, and the prosecution has a lame case. 86 00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:29,400 And they know it too. Expect a deal imminently. 87 00:04:29,434 --> 00:04:30,534 Ooh, I like it when you say "imminently." 88 00:04:30,569 --> 00:04:31,769 It gets me a little hard. 89 00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:33,003 Good to know. 90 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:34,371 Okay, well, we've got to celebrate. 91 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:37,508 Slow down. It's a little early for candles and cake. 92 00:04:37,542 --> 00:04:39,009 Well, I'll be having dinner, you can do whatever you want. 93 00:04:39,044 --> 00:04:41,278 As long as it involves alcohol and bad decisions. 94 00:04:41,313 --> 00:04:43,547 Sorry, I have a dinner tonight. 95 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:45,049 What's his name? 96 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:46,717 Vanessa. 97 00:04:46,751 --> 00:04:47,718 - Vanessa? - Mm-hmm. 98 00:04:47,752 --> 00:04:48,986 Sounds effeminate to me. 99 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,188 She is. She's also my best friend. 100 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:54,959 Oh. Will you two be brushing each other's hair 101 00:04:54,993 --> 00:04:57,094 at any point during the evening? 102 00:04:57,128 --> 00:04:59,063 Or perhaps gently massaging each other's shoulders? 103 00:04:59,097 --> 00:05:01,799 I see why you sleep with teenagers... You are one. 104 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,767 It's true, I am kind of retarded. 105 00:05:03,802 --> 00:05:05,269 But I'm also kind of amazing. 106 00:05:05,303 --> 00:05:09,206 Okay, don't forget you have a 12:00 with Randy and Gary. 107 00:05:09,241 --> 00:05:10,774 And then Lou needs to see you in his office. 108 00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:13,577 - All right. - And Jake called. 109 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:14,612 And he needs to cancel dinner tonight. 110 00:05:14,646 --> 00:05:15,746 But he sends his love. 111 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:17,248 J'accuse! 112 00:05:17,282 --> 00:05:18,949 Thank you, Patti. 113 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:20,084 - Thank you so much. - Thank you, Patti. 114 00:05:20,118 --> 00:05:21,719 Very enlightening. 115 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:23,754 Now you have to have dinner with me. 116 00:05:23,788 --> 00:05:25,456 Why, because I adjusted the truth? 117 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:26,824 I don't owe you any sort of honesty 118 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:27,892 about my personal life. 119 00:05:27,926 --> 00:05:29,126 Fair enough. But you told me 120 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,461 you were having dinner with a woman, 121 00:05:30,495 --> 00:05:32,529 which lead me to believe that you didn't want me to know 122 00:05:32,564 --> 00:05:33,731 you were having dinner with a Jake. 123 00:05:33,765 --> 00:05:36,200 Who is probably very handsome, very fit, 124 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:37,902 and very fuckin' boring. 125 00:05:37,936 --> 00:05:39,870 Four minutes of mish, followed by a little oral 126 00:05:39,905 --> 00:05:41,171 to top you off... am I right? 127 00:05:41,206 --> 00:05:42,840 Done in time for Leno. 128 00:05:42,874 --> 00:05:45,643 No, you strike me as a Letterman gal... is that right? 129 00:05:45,677 --> 00:05:47,678 And why would I mislead you like that? 130 00:05:47,712 --> 00:05:50,915 Well, that's obvious. Come on, you're sweet on me. 131 00:05:50,949 --> 00:05:53,584 Does this shit really work for you, Hank? 132 00:05:53,618 --> 00:05:55,753 Not at all, not really. I'm just playing. 133 00:05:55,787 --> 00:05:57,922 Don't be hating. I'm in a good mood because of you. 134 00:05:57,956 --> 00:05:59,790 I'm just trying to show my mucho appreciato 135 00:05:59,824 --> 00:06:01,325 in my own special way. 136 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:04,461 Yes, you are special, all right. 137 00:06:04,496 --> 00:06:09,099 Well, there is something we could discuss over dinner. 138 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:11,535 Yes, milady? Anything. 139 00:06:11,569 --> 00:06:13,671 The issue of your bill. 140 00:06:17,142 --> 00:06:18,309 I think I need some money, Charlie. 141 00:06:18,343 --> 00:06:20,678 You want me to get you a quickie 142 00:06:20,712 --> 00:06:22,313 dialogue polish or something? 143 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,048 You know, I was thinking about one of those, uh, 144 00:06:24,082 --> 00:06:25,316 Twilight films. 145 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:26,450 They seem very popular, 146 00:06:26,484 --> 00:06:28,118 and desperately in need of word polishing. 147 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:30,788 I will make some calls, see what I can do. 148 00:06:30,822 --> 00:06:32,022 You better. You know why? 149 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:35,059 'Cause this gangsta needs to get paid! 150 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:39,063 Okay, now I need to ask you a favor. 151 00:06:39,097 --> 00:06:41,465 Okay, Charlie, what can I do for you? 152 00:06:47,138 --> 00:06:48,138 Where's your cock? 153 00:06:48,173 --> 00:06:50,507 And there's my answer. 154 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:51,875 Oh, I see it. 155 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,111 It's right under your clit. 156 00:06:54,145 --> 00:06:58,182 Oh, those are your balls. Shit. Wow. 157 00:06:58,216 --> 00:06:59,450 I wanted to know if I should do 158 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:02,086 a little man-scaping before my date tonight. 159 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,954 Well, normally I'd be against such a thing. 160 00:07:03,989 --> 00:07:05,990 A man is at his best when he's at his hairiest. 161 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:07,458 At least, that's what my mom always used to say. 162 00:07:07,492 --> 00:07:10,527 But in your case, I'd say shave that shit. 163 00:07:10,562 --> 00:07:11,996 Send it off to the poor kids in China or something. 164 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:13,931 Jesus, I can't look away. 165 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:16,934 It's like a forest has grown up 166 00:07:16,968 --> 00:07:18,802 all around one magic mushroom. 167 00:07:18,837 --> 00:07:20,037 It's like a button on a fur coat. 168 00:07:20,071 --> 00:07:21,638 Well, look on the bright side, Charlie. 169 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,107 It may be short, but it's thin. 170 00:07:23,141 --> 00:07:26,377 So you think I should, what, take it all off? 171 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:30,447 Yeah. It'll make you look big. Er. 172 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:32,883 Like Johnny Wad. Ish. 173 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:35,119 - You think she'll like it? - Hell yeah. 174 00:07:35,153 --> 00:07:36,854 Who doesn't want to nude-up with flipper? 175 00:07:36,888 --> 00:07:38,088 All right. Cool. 176 00:07:38,123 --> 00:07:39,523 Should I tell Hank? 177 00:07:39,557 --> 00:07:41,759 About your newfound affinity for milk chocolate? 178 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,160 Are you crazy? 179 00:07:43,194 --> 00:07:45,662 About his daughter's first gig at the whiskey, 180 00:07:45,697 --> 00:07:46,764 you dumb slut. 181 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:48,799 Oh, that. Right. 182 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:51,935 Yes, you should tell him. He'd want to be there. 183 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:53,404 I don't know if it's such a good idea 184 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:55,105 'cause he's gonna get so, like, unh, and... 185 00:07:55,140 --> 00:07:56,473 No, you have... What are you talking about? 186 00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:58,642 Good evening, ladies! 187 00:07:58,676 --> 00:07:59,710 Hey, Charlie. 188 00:07:59,744 --> 00:08:00,811 Big date. 189 00:08:00,845 --> 00:08:02,546 Coming through. Make way! 190 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:05,182 Big date. Big date. 191 00:08:05,216 --> 00:08:06,650 Ooh, who's the lucky gal? 192 00:08:06,684 --> 00:08:08,485 Oh, wouldn't you just like to know? 193 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,387 I don't really give a fuck, Charlie. 194 00:08:10,422 --> 00:08:12,823 - I'm just making conversation. - Who is she, Charlie? 195 00:08:12,857 --> 00:08:15,459 I could pretend to be interested. 196 00:08:15,493 --> 00:08:18,729 Oh, well... Since you've asked... 197 00:08:18,763 --> 00:08:20,397 I was heading into a Starbucks bathroom 198 00:08:20,432 --> 00:08:21,398 when she was coming out. 199 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,666 We bonked heads. 200 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,768 - Wow. - Laughed about it. 201 00:08:24,803 --> 00:08:25,936 Traded numbers. 202 00:08:25,970 --> 00:08:28,472 She is really very pretty. 203 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:30,741 Which is good because she left some serious stank 204 00:08:30,775 --> 00:08:32,176 in that bathroom, Karen. 205 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:33,710 I almost fainted. 206 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:36,146 Wow, talk about a cute meet. 207 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:37,748 Speaking of which, can you tell 208 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:40,784 that fucking producer friend of yours to stop calling me? 209 00:08:40,819 --> 00:08:42,486 Biggs? Biggsie? 210 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:44,755 - Beggs? Stu Beggs? - Yeah. 211 00:08:44,789 --> 00:08:46,990 Whatever the fuck. He keeps calling and texting. 212 00:08:47,025 --> 00:08:48,792 He thinks we're soul mates or some shit. 213 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:49,793 You're not into him? 214 00:08:49,828 --> 00:08:52,062 Fuck no! Should I be? 215 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:54,231 Well, he is pretty rich. 216 00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:57,067 Really? How rich we talkin' here? 217 00:08:57,102 --> 00:09:00,170 I don't know. Rich. Rich in cock too. 218 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,239 He's supposed to have some legendary schvantz. 219 00:09:02,273 --> 00:09:04,942 Must be nice. 220 00:09:04,976 --> 00:09:06,577 Okay. 221 00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:13,250 I sell jewelry but it's for men. 222 00:09:13,284 --> 00:09:14,618 - It's called mewlery. - Awesome. 223 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:16,653 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. - Wild. 224 00:09:16,688 --> 00:09:18,956 - There's no profit. - Nice. 225 00:09:18,990 --> 00:09:21,024 Douche bag says what? 226 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:22,626 - What? - Got ya. 227 00:09:23,795 --> 00:09:27,564 Away with you. Begone! 228 00:09:27,599 --> 00:09:31,568 Come here. 229 00:09:31,603 --> 00:09:32,836 You should probably just go. 230 00:09:32,871 --> 00:09:34,738 It's only gonna get worse. 231 00:09:38,176 --> 00:09:40,410 - Hanky! - Hey. 232 00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:44,081 Oh, it's just like old times, 233 00:09:44,115 --> 00:09:45,616 you rescuing me from the clutches 234 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:47,684 of evil hipster douche bags. 235 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:49,553 Makes me wisty for the good old days. 236 00:09:49,587 --> 00:09:52,022 Are you okay? You seem vaguely high. 237 00:09:52,056 --> 00:09:54,158 There's nothing vague about it... That's the good news. 238 00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:56,460 So what are you doing here? 239 00:09:56,494 --> 00:09:58,295 I live here. What's your excuse? 240 00:09:58,329 --> 00:10:00,664 I'm having drinks with Sasha Bingham. 241 00:10:00,698 --> 00:10:02,332 She's gonna pick my brain. 242 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:04,201 Mm. Sure there's enough to go around? 243 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:07,271 Ha ha! Clever. You know her? 244 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:11,074 - Sasha. - Sasha? Uh...Well, we've met. 245 00:10:11,109 --> 00:10:14,444 Well, as much as anyone can know these actor peoples. 246 00:10:14,479 --> 00:10:16,280 You fucked her didn't you? 247 00:10:16,314 --> 00:10:19,416 No. Come on. 248 00:10:19,450 --> 00:10:24,121 She's an embryo. A zygote. She's a tadpole. 249 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:26,523 So what was it like fucking the girl 250 00:10:26,558 --> 00:10:28,458 who's supposed to play me, hmm? 251 00:10:28,493 --> 00:10:29,960 Who, by the way, ♪ you already fu-uucked ♪ 252 00:10:29,994 --> 00:10:32,362 Shut up with that already. What are you on? 253 00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:35,699 Some weed, some wine. A little Vicodin. 254 00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,901 I feel like I'm under a wet, warm blanket. 255 00:10:37,936 --> 00:10:39,703 That does not sound very appealing. 256 00:10:39,737 --> 00:10:41,738 You should stay and have a drink with us. 257 00:10:41,773 --> 00:10:45,742 You should. Long time no see, Hank Moody. 258 00:10:45,777 --> 00:10:47,411 Hi, Sasha Bingham. How are you? 259 00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:49,880 Oh, fuck. 260 00:10:49,914 --> 00:10:51,215 Missed you. 261 00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:55,085 A-ha, I knew it! 262 00:10:58,223 --> 00:10:59,990 Have you met my attorney? 263 00:11:00,024 --> 00:11:02,025 Hi. 264 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:07,163 ♪ ♪ 265 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,176 Hmm. 266 00:11:19,210 --> 00:11:21,445 Eeesh. 267 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:38,962 Here we go. 268 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:44,268 Not so bad. 269 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,673 Aah! Shh... 270 00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:52,442 I need to get in there, Charlie! 271 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:03,420 Aah! 272 00:12:03,454 --> 00:12:08,792 Wait! Wait! Don't go! Don't go! 273 00:12:08,826 --> 00:12:10,761 What the fuck, Charlie? 274 00:12:10,795 --> 00:12:12,462 This is why I don't like to come here. 275 00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:14,498 I don't blame you. It's disgusting. 276 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:15,832 I hurt myself! 277 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:18,101 What, you get shampoo in your pee hole again? 278 00:12:18,136 --> 00:12:20,804 No. I cut myself... 279 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:22,606 Man-scaping. 280 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,675 Of course you did. 281 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:27,244 - We gotta go. - Wait, you gotta look! 282 00:12:27,278 --> 00:12:29,813 I don't gotta do anything, especially when it's disgusting. 283 00:12:29,847 --> 00:12:32,316 Karen, please. Please! 284 00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,617 It would pretty much have to be 285 00:12:33,651 --> 00:12:35,319 a life or death situation, Charlie. 286 00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,287 You'd never recover, trust me. 287 00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:39,156 Ladies, please! I need to know if this is 288 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,824 an emergency room situation. 289 00:12:40,858 --> 00:12:42,526 He's bleeding on the floor. 290 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,261 Aah! 291 00:12:44,295 --> 00:12:46,530 Jesus fucking Christ, Charlie, we're in escrow, 292 00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:48,999 and you're bleeding all over my fucking floor? 293 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:51,335 Your fucking floor? This is my fucking floor too, 294 00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,669 and I'll bleed on it if I want to! 295 00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:56,540 Holy Jesus, woman, I'm in dire straits here! 296 00:12:56,574 --> 00:12:58,842 - I'm... I'm gonna go. - Okay. Yes. 297 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:02,846 Because then I'll have to catch up with you. 298 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,248 All right, let's take a look 299 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,783 at what we're dealing with here. 300 00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:09,653 Okay? 301 00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:14,658 Holy Christ, Charlie, you took it all off! Why? 302 00:13:14,692 --> 00:13:17,394 I thought it would make me look big. 303 00:13:17,428 --> 00:13:18,829 Er. 304 00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:20,330 Like Johnny Wad. 305 00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:23,400 Yeah, well, it kind of makes you look like 306 00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,001 Johnny-all-potatoes and no meat. 307 00:13:25,036 --> 00:13:26,370 Come on. 308 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:29,873 Let's go put on some fucking clothes. 309 00:13:29,907 --> 00:13:33,009 I'll drop you off at the E.R., ya dumb fuck. 310 00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:34,811 You should probably stay far away 311 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:36,580 from the Mias and the Sashas of the world right now. 312 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:38,882 I just ran into them. They ran into me. 313 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,784 It was not planned. It was kismet. 314 00:13:40,818 --> 00:13:41,952 You just run into a lot of things, don't you? 315 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,420 Yes, I do. That much is true. 316 00:13:43,454 --> 00:13:44,588 But enough about me. 317 00:13:44,622 --> 00:13:46,156 I'd like to learn about you, counselor. 318 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:49,826 Okay, you'll get a kick out of this. 319 00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,261 I wrote a novel once. 320 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,764 That's a shame. What was it about? 321 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:55,899 What's every shitty first novel about? 322 00:13:55,933 --> 00:13:58,368 - Nothing and everything. - Ah. 323 00:13:58,403 --> 00:14:00,504 Mine concerned itself with the exploits 324 00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:02,239 of a smart girl in the big city, 325 00:14:02,273 --> 00:14:03,673 looking for Mr. Right, 326 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:06,009 - fucking a lot of Mr. Right Nows. - Oh... 327 00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,611 All the while putting a ton of bad shit up her nose. 328 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,546 I'd read that book, sister. 329 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:11,882 Fuck, I wrote that book, like, four times 330 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,884 before I actually ever published anything. 331 00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:15,452 That's just my metier. 332 00:14:15,486 --> 00:14:18,155 Well, your metier was my epic failure. 333 00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:20,624 I showed it to my boyfriend at the time... a writer. 334 00:14:20,658 --> 00:14:22,025 - Interesting. - Mm. 335 00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:24,027 - You like writers. - Not anymore. 336 00:14:24,061 --> 00:14:25,195 - You do. - He crapped all over it. 337 00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:29,032 - Fucking cunt. - Hardly. 338 00:14:29,066 --> 00:14:32,436 I shredded the novel, broke up with the boyfriend, 339 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,004 and applied to Law School. 340 00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:36,339 In that order. Happily ever after. 341 00:14:36,374 --> 00:14:38,208 How is it that your happily ever after 342 00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:40,343 doesn't remotely involve a dude? 343 00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:42,245 That's easy. 344 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,147 I mean, you see me as this piece of candy. 345 00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:45,649 - I do not. - Sure, you do. 346 00:14:45,683 --> 00:14:48,552 Yes, I do, actually. But in the best way possible. 347 00:14:48,586 --> 00:14:52,622 You're like a... Sexy gummy bear... 348 00:14:52,657 --> 00:14:55,192 With caramel on the inside. 349 00:14:55,226 --> 00:14:57,060 Like a gummy bear wrapped 350 00:14:57,094 --> 00:14:59,029 around some other kind of sweet goodness. 351 00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:01,531 Thank you. 352 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:05,035 But to answer your question, dudes have a very hard time 353 00:15:05,069 --> 00:15:06,903 with a woman who's addicted to her profession. 354 00:15:06,938 --> 00:15:08,238 Maybe you just haven't met the right dude. 355 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:09,739 Maybe. 356 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:11,775 But would I even recognize him? 357 00:15:11,809 --> 00:15:14,344 Because all I ever see is an impediment 358 00:15:14,378 --> 00:15:15,512 to getting my work done. 359 00:15:15,546 --> 00:15:17,447 That makes me sad. 360 00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:20,083 Why, am I missing something? 361 00:15:20,117 --> 00:15:22,819 Doesn't stop me from having sex with who I want, 362 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,387 when I want. 363 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,089 Okay, I'm less sad now. 364 00:15:26,123 --> 00:15:28,325 Nothing would ever become of us, Hank. 365 00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:30,026 - How do you know that? - Let's play a little game. 366 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:32,028 - Games are fun. - Let's pretend for a moment 367 00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:34,297 that for us to embark on a sexual relationship 368 00:15:34,332 --> 00:15:37,200 isn't completely and utterly inappropriate. 369 00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,301 Yes, let's. 370 00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:39,736 You are aware that said relationship 371 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,471 would go horribly awry 372 00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:44,107 once you realized I was truly single, 373 00:15:44,141 --> 00:15:47,944 unencumbered, free to love you and be with you 374 00:15:47,979 --> 00:15:50,113 for the rest of my life. 375 00:15:50,147 --> 00:15:54,851 You're right, that is a boner killer. 376 00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,286 We're a lot alike, you and me. 377 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,988 I have no idea what you're talking about, 378 00:15:58,022 --> 00:15:59,356 but I think I like where this is going. 379 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:00,557 No, I'm serious. 380 00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,692 You're a smart, charming guy... 381 00:16:02,727 --> 00:16:04,160 I do like where this is going. 382 00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:06,162 With a lot of fucked-up, dark shit 383 00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:08,431 running through that pretty little head of yours. 384 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:09,933 I can relate. 385 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,835 I've just figured out a better way to channel it. 386 00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:13,436 That's what the writing's for. 387 00:16:13,471 --> 00:16:15,505 But you think you can have it all, right? 388 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,941 Dark, swirling chaos and the white picket fence. 389 00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:19,509 What if one feeds the other? 390 00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:20,911 What if one destroys the other? 391 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:23,713 Hold on. 392 00:16:23,748 --> 00:16:26,650 Sorry. Force of habit. 393 00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:29,853 Huh? Oh... 394 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,421 - My balls were just vibrating. - Mm-hmm. 395 00:16:31,455 --> 00:16:33,523 The whole evening. Thought I had a call. 396 00:16:33,558 --> 00:16:36,660 First time I've heard that. 397 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,562 Oh. 398 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:41,331 Mm. 399 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:42,899 Let me guess... 400 00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,367 A message from behind the white picket fence? 401 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:45,569 How'd you know that? 402 00:16:45,603 --> 00:16:47,437 Because you actually smiled for once. 403 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,906 Not a smirk, a smile. 404 00:16:49,941 --> 00:16:53,777 Uh, can we have the check? I gotta go. 405 00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:55,979 Of course you do. Go. 406 00:16:56,013 --> 00:16:59,983 Uh, I will... I will call you when I know something. 407 00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:03,954 And, Hank, you might consider smiling more often. 408 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,456 Got me a little wet. 409 00:17:09,026 --> 00:17:13,296 ♪ When I'm next to you ♪ 410 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:17,133 ♪ know me broken 411 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:22,172 ♪ ♪ 412 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:26,776 ♪ teach thee on child ♪ 413 00:17:26,811 --> 00:17:29,379 ♪ of love hereafter ♪ 414 00:17:29,413 --> 00:17:31,348 ♪ ♪ 415 00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:34,718 ♪ into the flood again ♪ 416 00:17:34,752 --> 00:17:36,319 ♪ same old trip ♪ 417 00:17:36,354 --> 00:17:41,057 ♪ it was back then ♪ 418 00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:44,394 ♪ so I made a big mistake ♪ 419 00:17:44,428 --> 00:17:50,066 ♪ try to see it once my way ♪ 420 00:17:50,101 --> 00:17:51,701 ♪ ♪ 421 00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:13,223 ♪ into the flood again ♪ 422 00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:18,595 ♪ same old trip it was back then ♪ 423 00:18:18,629 --> 00:18:22,432 ♪ so I made a big mistake ♪ 424 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:24,200 ♪ try to see it once 425 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:29,606 ♪ my way ♪ 426 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,176 ♪ have I gone ♪ 427 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:37,747 ♪ and left you here alone? ♪ 428 00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:41,017 ♪ if...I...would ♪ 429 00:18:41,052 --> 00:18:45,588 ♪ could you? ♪ 430 00:18:46,891 --> 00:18:47,957 Whoo! 431 00:18:47,992 --> 00:18:49,826 Thank you. We're Queens of Dogtown. 432 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,061 Good night. 433 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:54,097 That was a riveting 23 seconds. 434 00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:56,232 Thanks for the heads-up. 435 00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:58,668 Consider yourself lucky that I asked you at all. 436 00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,303 - Hey. - Hey. 437 00:19:00,337 --> 00:19:02,305 - Thanks, man. Cheers. - Hank! 438 00:19:02,339 --> 00:19:05,375 You're such a... 439 00:19:05,409 --> 00:19:09,212 Thank you. No, uh... no introduction? 440 00:19:09,246 --> 00:19:12,482 Oh, yeah, uh, this is Ben, 441 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,317 and this is Hank, Becca's father. 442 00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:15,719 Good to meet you, Hank. 443 00:19:15,753 --> 00:19:18,221 "Becca's father." That's nice. 444 00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:19,456 He's Becca's father. 445 00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:21,791 Come on, man, don't be that guy. 446 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,560 Don't be that guy? 447 00:19:23,594 --> 00:19:24,861 Don't be the guy who makes this shit 448 00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:26,730 any weirder than it has to be, all right? 449 00:19:26,764 --> 00:19:29,265 We're watching our girls play some music. 450 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,834 There's no need for an attitude. 451 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:32,836 You disrespected me with the beer thing. 452 00:19:32,870 --> 00:19:34,404 But you know what, I'll let you have that one. 453 00:19:34,438 --> 00:19:36,072 You'll let me have that one? 454 00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:37,907 Yeah, I will. 455 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,709 Long as you buy the next round. Hmm? 456 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,711 - How's that sound? - Hey, sweetie. 457 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:43,913 So good. God, you were great. 458 00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:45,081 Hey... 459 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,617 I'm proud. Very, very proud. 460 00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:50,420 Proud of you. You were fantastic. 461 00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:52,689 Thank you. 462 00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:54,991 This is my dad. 463 00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:57,127 I thought you said he was out of the picture. 464 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:03,767 Hey, Hank, we're gonna take these two little rock stars 465 00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:04,868 out to get something to eat. 466 00:20:04,902 --> 00:20:07,137 A little post-gig celebration. 467 00:20:07,171 --> 00:20:08,438 You want to join us? 468 00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,745 Uh, I... I kinda... I got a deadline 469 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:18,081 that I'm working on. 470 00:20:18,115 --> 00:20:20,583 Sweetie, you were just... I'm so proud of you. 471 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:23,620 I love you. I love you. 472 00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:24,788 I love you too. 473 00:20:24,822 --> 00:20:28,525 - All right, go on. - Thanks for coming. 474 00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:29,626 Come on, sweetie. 475 00:20:38,569 --> 00:20:42,038 Stop it, Charlie. You're fucking clammy. 476 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,840 It's like holding hands with a merman. 477 00:20:43,874 --> 00:20:45,074 What else is new? 478 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:47,076 I get nervous, I get moist. You know this. 479 00:20:47,111 --> 00:20:49,012 What's with all the scarring down here, huh? 480 00:20:49,046 --> 00:20:51,414 Your scrotum feels like a relief map. 481 00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:53,216 Oh, I've had a couple of vasectomies. 482 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,652 A couple? What, did you have a reversal? 483 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:56,953 No, the first snip didn't take. 484 00:20:56,987 --> 00:20:58,087 I had to have another. 485 00:20:58,122 --> 00:21:00,156 Doctor said it happens sometimes. 486 00:21:00,191 --> 00:21:02,358 Yeah, sometimes. Not often. Who was your guy? 487 00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:06,062 I don't know, some Indian fella. 488 00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,198 Unpronounceable last name. 489 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,033 Over in west L.A. by the 405. 490 00:21:11,168 --> 00:21:12,735 Why are you laughing? 491 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,838 I'm sorry. That's piggish, you're right. 492 00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:16,840 It's just that I've heard of you poor bastards before. 493 00:21:16,874 --> 00:21:17,974 I've just never actually met one. 494 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,410 What are you talking about? 495 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:21,744 You found him in the back of the L.A. Weekly, did ya? 496 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,913 Yeah, so? I was a young agent on a budget. 497 00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,081 Ow! 498 00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:26,983 I told you not to skimp on that shit! 499 00:21:27,017 --> 00:21:29,385 Guy lost his license last year. 500 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,621 - Malpractice. - Why? What happened? 501 00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:33,356 Know what the other dick docs call him? 502 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,525 Weenie Todd, the demon urologist of the West Side. 503 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:36,659 He was a real butcher. 504 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:38,761 For whatever reason, he really enjoyed... 505 00:21:38,796 --> 00:21:39,996 How do I put this delicately? 506 00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:41,898 Oh, yeah, fucking around with men's genitalia. 507 00:21:41,932 --> 00:21:44,500 - Which is fine, except... - I think I'm gonna pass out. 508 00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:45,835 Oh, no, no. Oh, there we go. 509 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:47,437 Hey, don't worry about it. He'll be fine. 510 00:21:47,471 --> 00:21:48,972 This happens all the time. 511 00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:52,442 So what, exactly, are you saying here, doc? 512 00:21:52,476 --> 00:21:54,577 There still could be swimmers in his junk? 513 00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:56,713 Well, I bet if he gave me a sperm sample, 514 00:21:56,747 --> 00:21:57,714 we'd find a couple of little dudes 515 00:21:57,748 --> 00:21:59,349 swimming around in there, sure. 516 00:21:59,383 --> 00:22:01,017 Not that he's gonna have an erection anytime soon. 517 00:22:02,486 --> 00:22:07,991 ♪ Marriage on the skids ♪ 518 00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:12,095 ♪ and the folks ain't doin' well ♪ 519 00:22:12,129 --> 00:22:14,597 ♪ ♪ 520 00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:16,766 ♪ but holdin' on ♪ 521 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:20,003 ♪ ♪ 522 00:22:20,037 --> 00:22:23,273 ♪ yeah, we're holdin' on ♪ 523 00:22:23,307 --> 00:22:25,275 ♪ aw, but you and me, baby ♪ 524 00:22:26,577 --> 00:22:28,444 No, thank you. 525 00:22:36,587 --> 00:22:38,721 I'm not really in the mood. 526 00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:41,791 Yeah, me neither. It's Mia. 527 00:22:41,825 --> 00:22:45,061 ♪ Holdin' on ♪ 528 00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:48,164 I didn't want to call 911 or anything 529 00:22:48,198 --> 00:22:49,866 because I thought it might make things worse. 530 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,234 Good call. 531 00:22:51,268 --> 00:22:53,670 She's really fucked up, Hank. 532 00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:55,571 I can't wait to play her. 533 00:23:01,111 --> 00:23:05,048 Hey, what's up, mama Mia? 534 00:23:05,082 --> 00:23:07,483 Mind if I join you... 535 00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:09,752 On the ledge? 536 00:23:09,787 --> 00:23:11,821 Don't know why you'd want to. 537 00:23:11,855 --> 00:23:13,856 I'm not very good company tonight. 538 00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:18,361 Oh, come on, you're always good for a laugh or two. 539 00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:23,366 Ahh...Ooh... 540 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,268 Bet you didn't know I was afraid of heights, 541 00:23:25,302 --> 00:23:26,502 did you? 542 00:23:26,537 --> 00:23:29,872 You never struck me as scared of anything. 543 00:23:29,907 --> 00:23:31,841 Negress, please! 544 00:23:31,875 --> 00:23:34,210 I'm a big old fraidy cat. 545 00:23:37,681 --> 00:23:41,050 You know what really terrifies the shit out of me? 546 00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:42,986 Hmm? 547 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,220 Maple syrup. 548 00:23:44,254 --> 00:23:45,755 Maple syrup? 549 00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:48,091 Yeah, I can't eat waffles or pancakes 550 00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,092 for fear of getting that nasty shit 551 00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:50,426 all over my hands. 552 00:23:50,461 --> 00:23:52,395 Croissant too. 553 00:23:52,429 --> 00:23:54,197 It's the texture, something about the... 554 00:23:54,231 --> 00:23:55,631 Wow. 555 00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,266 You know? 556 00:23:57,301 --> 00:23:59,669 I'm surprised that you like the lady parts 557 00:23:59,703 --> 00:24:00,737 as much as you do. 558 00:24:00,771 --> 00:24:02,238 I love me the lady parts. 559 00:24:02,272 --> 00:24:03,573 Mind you, I don't think I'd ever go 560 00:24:03,607 --> 00:24:05,742 for a vagina-flavored cupcake, 561 00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:07,777 but when you're down there in the ladyness, 562 00:24:07,811 --> 00:24:10,513 you don't want that shit to taste like ice cream. 563 00:24:10,547 --> 00:24:12,348 It's complicated. 564 00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:14,183 Oh, you're laughing. That's good. 565 00:24:14,218 --> 00:24:17,120 That means you're not plummeting to your death. 566 00:24:17,154 --> 00:24:19,088 I like that in a girl. 567 00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:21,057 I was thinking about it, you know. 568 00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:22,358 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 569 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:25,294 It'd be so easy to just lean forward and let go. 570 00:24:25,329 --> 00:24:27,997 It would be. It would be easy. Yeah. 571 00:24:28,032 --> 00:24:31,234 We could, uh... 572 00:24:31,268 --> 00:24:33,836 We could go together. 573 00:24:33,871 --> 00:24:37,473 Wow, that'd really be something. 574 00:24:37,508 --> 00:24:41,544 Yeah. Like Butch and Sundance. 575 00:24:41,578 --> 00:24:43,479 Thelma and Louise. 576 00:24:43,514 --> 00:24:46,582 Tango and Cash. 577 00:24:46,617 --> 00:24:48,584 But somehow I don't think it's the right ending 578 00:24:48,619 --> 00:24:50,486 for either one of us, Mia. 579 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:54,724 Well, so where do we go from here, then? 580 00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:57,460 Depends on where you want to go, Mia. 581 00:24:57,494 --> 00:25:00,196 Honestly... 582 00:25:00,230 --> 00:25:03,199 I just want a do-over. 583 00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,801 Go back to being a kid. 584 00:25:04,835 --> 00:25:06,969 Me too. 585 00:25:07,004 --> 00:25:08,671 Well, not a kid, exactly, 586 00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:10,173 but I would like to go back to '94. 587 00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:12,308 - That was a good year. - Why? 588 00:25:12,342 --> 00:25:17,046 Because I met Karen. Then Becca was born. 589 00:25:17,081 --> 00:25:19,082 It was the year that changed my life. 590 00:25:19,116 --> 00:25:20,683 Mm. 591 00:25:20,717 --> 00:25:22,718 Plus, no Internet, cell phones, texting, 592 00:25:22,753 --> 00:25:24,187 tweeting, twatting, twittering... 593 00:25:24,221 --> 00:25:25,555 - The fucking dark ages. - Yeah! 594 00:25:25,589 --> 00:25:28,591 Movies were a buck. Gas was ten cents a gallon. 595 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:30,593 Blow jobs were free. 596 00:25:30,627 --> 00:25:32,495 Speaking of which, Clinton was in the White House, 597 00:25:32,529 --> 00:25:34,464 Nirvana was on the radio. 598 00:25:34,498 --> 00:25:36,432 And I had yet to fuck up the best thing 599 00:25:36,467 --> 00:25:38,768 that ever happened to me. 600 00:25:44,741 --> 00:25:46,542 You know what we need to do, Mia... 601 00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:48,211 What's that? 602 00:25:48,245 --> 00:25:51,981 We need to forgive our fucking selves. 603 00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:54,350 You understand? 604 00:25:54,384 --> 00:25:58,187 Nobody's gonna do that for us. 605 00:25:58,222 --> 00:26:02,024 What do you think? 606 00:26:02,059 --> 00:26:03,893 Deal? 607 00:26:03,927 --> 00:26:07,430 Deal. 608 00:26:12,503 --> 00:26:13,769 It's a nice view, 609 00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:17,106 but do you think we might go back inside now? 610 00:26:17,141 --> 00:26:19,675 I'm... I'm scared... 611 00:26:21,478 --> 00:26:23,146 And I don't like to shit myself 612 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:25,148 in front of a lady. 613 00:26:25,182 --> 00:26:27,517 Okay. 614 00:26:30,787 --> 00:26:32,755 - Hey. - Oh. 615 00:26:35,125 --> 00:26:36,359 I'm not kidding. 616 00:26:39,029 --> 00:26:40,696 Now I'm feeling dizzy. I'm gonna head back to my room. 617 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:44,767 No, no, no, no, no. Let's go this way. 618 00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:47,003 Take a nap. 619 00:26:47,037 --> 00:26:48,604 Uhh! 620 00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:55,645 - Jesus. Oh... - Hey. 621 00:26:55,679 --> 00:26:58,781 What are you doing here? 622 00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:06,789 Oh... 623 00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:17,567 Hey, check it out. 624 00:27:17,601 --> 00:27:18,668 Dude, that's awesome. 625 00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:20,169 Send it to me, yeah. 626 00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:22,638 - Playtime's over, ladies. - Oh, no. 627 00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:27,343 No, no. 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