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Previously
on Californication...
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He gave me a ride because
I spent the night at his place.
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- What's his name?
- Ross.
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- What's your poison?
- Heroin...
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coke, booze, speed.
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A little bit
of everything, really.
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And there's all
the fucked up
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sexual shit
that goes along with it.
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How do you know
about Becca's thing tonight?
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Oh, we keep in touch.
She's always asking me
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questions about writing.
She never asks me
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questions about writing.
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Okay, hi.
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I'm--I'm--I'm here
to see Natalie.
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Natalie's my wife.
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Natalie said,
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"Let the new designer in."
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Okay, that's--that's me.
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I don't want
to twist your arm,
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but, um, I'd like
to take your hand here...
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And shove it up my skirt.
Mmm.
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If you're gonna die,
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wouldn't you rather die
with your dick in my bum?
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If I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die doing
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what I was born to do.
This is it.
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This is the moment
we've been waiting for.
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I'm shitting genius right now.
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Hank, we gotta go!
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Do you guys mind
if I crash here?
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Do some writing?
Maybe have a few people over?
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- Whatever you need.
- Congratulations.
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You have made it
to the next round.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Home sweet...
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Holy Moses.
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What the fuck?
Hank?
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Jesus guide me!
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All the furniture
is in the bedroom, Hank.
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Shh, shh, shh!
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- Just the tip. Come on.
- No!
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Get a condom.
Is that Becca?
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Just like five seconds.
Four seconds.
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She looks good, Hank.
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She's grown up.
I'll kill you.
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- She's very well-developed.
- I will fucking kill you.
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You know chlorine kills
99.9% of the sperm, right?
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It's true.
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Okay, fine.
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I'll get a condom, jeez.
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Hey, Hank! What's up?
Hey...
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- Oh!
- Dad!
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- Hi, Becca.
- Ohh!
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♪ Californication 6x07 ♪
The Dope Show
Original Air Date on February 24, 2013
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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You didn't have to hit him.
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No, I didn't have to.
I wanted to.
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He could sue you.
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Yeah, but then I'd have
to cut off his dick
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and feed it to the homeless.
You know what?
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I still haven't heard
you say you're sorry.
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Am I sorry for messing up
Charlie's place?
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Yes, of course,
and I will clean it up.
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But am I sorry for throwing
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a killer party and having
an awesome time?
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Absolutely not.
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This is becoming
a problem, Becca.
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- Right.
- I'm not sure I agree.
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Give me that.
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Booyah!
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Great, now you have
to buy me a new one.
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- No, I don't.
- Fine.
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Then you won't be able
to get in touch with me.
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I could be holed up
in a crack den somewhere,
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and you wouldn't be able
to track my iPhone.
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I don't like you
very much right now.
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Do you like
her very much right now?
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- No, I don't.
- Hmm.
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I don't see what
the big deal is.
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You drank all the time.
Not all the time.
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- You smoke pot.
- When it's around.
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It's not like I have
one of those
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magic marijuana cards
or anything, right?
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Do you use cocaine?
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I have experimented with
the drug you call cocaine.
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A long, long time ago,
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in a galaxy far, far away,
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in my misspent youth.
That's a lie.
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Well, sometimes it's important
to lie to children.
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Mmhmm.
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- This is not a very good talk.
- No, it's not.
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Bottom line is,
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you're making some questionable
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choices right now.
Huh. Yeah.
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Says the queen
of questionable choices.
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- Hey! Be respectful
- Ow.
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Of your mother's
questionable choices.
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Look, I respect you both.
Always.
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My home life has been chaotic,
to say the least.
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But I've always kept it
together.
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You guys had it easy with me.
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Agreed.
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But you can't expect
us to ignore
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the fact that you're
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out of control right now.
Yeah, yeah, what she said.
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But I'm having so much fun.
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I'm partying like a rock star.
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Okay, look, enough
of this jibber-jabber.
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No more lectures.
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Let's take this shit
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into the field.
Come on.
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Let's go.
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♪
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What up, Runks?
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What is--what?
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Yee!
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- Okay, what the fuck is that?
- What--I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Look, I just--
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I had an experience recently--
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Yeah, like a gay thing?
I heard.
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No, no, I'm totally
straight now.
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Didn't you hear?
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No.
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I heard that
you got fired again.
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Well, yes,
that was unfortunate.
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But...
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Are you trying to get out
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of your child support payments
or something?
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- Look, a bow.
- Is that--stop it.
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- No! No, never.
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
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- God, I got a new job.
- Mm-hmm.
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A good job.
I do still
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wonder why I have to pay you
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to care for a child that you
named after your second husband.
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That still does
not sit well with me.
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He's your son, Charlie!
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I know, I know,
and I love him to death.
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And that's what
I'm here about, really.
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Because I had a life-or-death
experience recently.
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And it really--
it clarified things
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for me, Marcy.
It focused things.
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And I thought,
I would really like
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to spend the day with
you and little Stu.
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Well, that's great.
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You're welcome
to spend the day with Stu,
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and I will go shopping.
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That works too.
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Happy to lighten your load.
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What?
I don't know.
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I just know you're working
some kind of angle here.
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No, Marcy, scout's honor.
I have no angle.
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I am angle-free.
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That's bullshit, because we
all know you're dick's all bent.
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Thanks for reminding me.
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That's what I'm here for.
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Just keepin' it real, Runkle.
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I'm just glad
you're thinking about it.
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All right!
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Stuart!
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I know all this
"partying like a rock star"
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stuff looks like fun,
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but this shit eventually
turns on you, you know?
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You wanna know what
a real rock star looks like?
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It ain't pretty.
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Hank.
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Friend.
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I missed you.
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And you brought
your family with you.
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- Yes.
- Is--is that your child?
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Becca.
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Hello, child.
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Hi.
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She speaks English.
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And Karen, oh, my God!
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- Hey.
- I had a dream about you.
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- Oh.
- Did I tell you?
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I was standing on the stage,
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and I spied you
in the front row.
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And I was enchanted
by your preternatural beauty.
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So I focused all my
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energy on you, and--and--
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and I made you have an orgasm
just by looking at you.
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Hmm, how do you know
she wasn't faking it?
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It was my fucking dream.
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Oh, ooh, oh, God.
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Ooh, I'm feeling something.
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- I think it's bouncing off--
- Shut the fuck up.
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Come on, I've got someone
to introduce you to.
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He's a big fan of yours.
And mine.
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You see what I mean?
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Hank, Karen, child...
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I would like you to meet
the poet and philosopher,
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- Holy shit, that's...
- Marilyn Manson.
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We're talking about doing
a duet together.
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Maybe a tour of the states.
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That would be really something,
eh?
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I'm just here
for the narcotics.
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He'she--he kids.
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Not really.
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- He does--
- Hey, listen,
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I brought Becca here
because I want--
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- Becca? Who's Becca?
- My daughter.
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Oh, the child.
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Yeah.
She's recently discovered
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the joys of substance abuse...
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And I want to disabuse
her of the notion
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that it won't hurt her
in the long run, you understand?
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Why would you do that?
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Because I love her,
and I don't want her to O.D.
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before she's
of legal drinking age.
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Can you help a brother out?
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Absolutely.
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I've done quite a few anti-drug
P.S.A.s in my time.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Some of them sober even.
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Hank Moody?
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Marilyn Manson.
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I'm a fan of your words.
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- Oh.
- I'd be honored
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if you came
and did some narcotics with me.
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This is so fucking cool.
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Yeah, it is fucking cool.
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I know, I see you
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inside the mouth,
that's right, I know.
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Ow! What the--
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Braden!
I'm so sorry.
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You're new here.
Yeah, I am.
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Yeah, it kind of makes you
want to eat a shotgun, huh?
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You said it, sister.
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I'm Tricia.
Hi. Charlie.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm, uh, Braden, Aidan,
and Jaden's mom.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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You're making me feel lazy.
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I just have the one.
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Don't do that, Stuie.
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Nope, not in your mouth!
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Okay.
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Are you married?
Eh, divorced.
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- Yeah.
- You?
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Married.
23 years.
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- Really? Wow!
- Yeah.
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You don't even look old enough
to be married that long.
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Oh, thank you.
That's sweet.
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Actually, my husband and I
are high school sweethearts.
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- That is so cool.
- Well.
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- And inspiring, you know?
- Don't do that. No.
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Toto make it work for...
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- Yeah.
- So long.
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It's work.
It is, actually.
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Hard work.
I see you, Stu.
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I don't know.
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You gotta
be just best friends and,
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I don't know,
keep it fresh somehow.
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- Absolutely.
- Yes.
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You gotta tell me
your secret sometime.
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Hey, would you want to get the
kids together for a playdate?
256
00:10:04,017 --> 00:10:05,518
- Uh, yeah, sure, I guess.
- Yeah.
257
00:10:05,552 --> 00:10:07,119
You put your phone number
in here,
258
00:10:07,154 --> 00:10:08,354
and I'll text you sometime.
259
00:10:08,388 --> 00:10:09,689
Okay.
260
00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:11,123
Here you go.
Perfect.
261
00:10:18,665 --> 00:10:21,067
I'm sorry.
Is this from you?
262
00:10:21,101 --> 00:10:22,802
Why are you apologizing?
263
00:10:22,836 --> 00:10:24,637
Just give me five minutes.
264
00:10:24,671 --> 00:10:26,672
Well, wh-what about the kids?
265
00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:29,008
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
They're fine.
266
00:10:32,913 --> 00:10:35,414
Uh, Stuie, daddy has to go--
267
00:10:35,449 --> 00:10:38,818
I'm--just stay inside
the dragon, okay, Stuie?
268
00:10:38,852 --> 00:10:41,520
In the mouth.
269
00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:48,027
I love doing drugs.
270
00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,863
Hey, that sounds like
something you would say, Dad.
271
00:10:50,898 --> 00:10:52,732
Yeah, as--as a joke, maybe.
272
00:10:52,766 --> 00:10:54,767
Here's the thing, child.
273
00:10:54,835 --> 00:10:57,536
Some of us are Keith Moon,
274
00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:59,071
and some of us
are Keith Richards.
275
00:10:59,106 --> 00:11:01,040
And--and you don't know
which one you are
276
00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:04,777
until you end up in a coffin
or in an old people's home.
277
00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:06,879
Huh, that's comforting.
Thank you.
278
00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:08,581
Here's something
they don't tell you.
279
00:11:08,615 --> 00:11:10,116
Rampant sexual behavior,
280
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,385
drug use, etcetera...
281
00:11:12,419 --> 00:11:15,087
You will end up with AIDS.
282
00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,223
Well, no,
they do tell you that, actually.
283
00:11:17,257 --> 00:11:18,925
Well, I wish they
would have told me,
284
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:22,528
because I have AIDS, now.
285
00:11:25,499 --> 00:11:27,600
I'm just fucking kidding.
286
00:11:27,634 --> 00:11:31,137
Why are you guys so serious?
287
00:11:31,171 --> 00:11:34,507
Christmas. I want AIDS.
288
00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:37,209
Should we just say
this whole thing backfired,
289
00:11:37,244 --> 00:11:38,477
and get the fuck out of here.
290
00:11:38,512 --> 00:11:39,946
Now.
291
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,982
Listen, Moody,
love your words, much respect.
292
00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:44,383
But I like your taste
in women better.
293
00:11:44,418 --> 00:11:45,885
She's a handsome one,
isn't she?
294
00:11:45,919 --> 00:11:48,087
I had a dream about
her last night.
295
00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:52,792
I made her come
just by looking at her.
296
00:11:52,826 --> 00:11:54,126
You guys aren't together
anymore, right?
297
00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:55,828
So is it cool if I--
298
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,096
Do not start with me,
Marilyn Manson,
299
00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:58,831
or we will tussle.
300
00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,599
You want to tussle with me?
301
00:12:00,634 --> 00:12:02,468
Seriously, you wanna tussle?
Tussle!
302
00:12:02,502 --> 00:12:03,903
- I'll tussle with you.
- Come on, Dad, don't fight...
303
00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:05,304
- I'll tussle.
- With Marilyn Manson.
304
00:12:05,339 --> 00:12:06,806
He's one of my heroes.
305
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,975
Hear that, dad?
Fucking hero.
306
00:12:09,009 --> 00:12:10,509
Okay, okay, well--you--
307
00:12:10,544 --> 00:12:12,578
please, let's just steer
this shit back around,
308
00:12:12,612 --> 00:12:14,213
all right?
309
00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:16,449
Now, I put it to the esteemed
panel: Is it possible
310
00:12:16,516 --> 00:12:18,084
to make great art without
killing yourself?
311
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,518
I say, "yes."
312
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:21,754
Me too!
313
00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:23,189
Totally possible.
314
00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:26,692
But drugs
just make it more fun.
315
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:28,127
I like this chick.
316
00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:29,662
Boom.
317
00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:31,330
Yeah, I need to urinate
and possibly vomit.
318
00:12:31,365 --> 00:12:32,665
- Come on.
- Here, look...
319
00:12:32,699 --> 00:12:34,433
- Okay, so this...
- Becca, come on.
320
00:12:34,468 --> 00:12:36,268
Look, please, just--just--
just stay here and make sure
321
00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,703
she doesn't ingest anything.
322
00:12:37,738 --> 00:12:39,138
Let's get the fuck
out of here, now.
323
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:40,806
- Listen, listen.
- What are you doing?
324
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,274
These guys are a fucking mess.
She's gonna get it.
325
00:12:42,309 --> 00:12:44,143
Eventually.
Just let her--she will.
326
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:46,812
- She's loving it!
- Mom, take a picture.
327
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:49,548
Are you kidding me?
328
00:12:54,388 --> 00:12:56,889
- That you, Charlie?
- Yep.
329
00:12:56,923 --> 00:12:59,525
- What took you so long?
- Well--I--you know--
330
00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:01,494
I was in the ladies',
sorry.
331
00:13:01,561 --> 00:13:03,095
I guess I misunderstood.
332
00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:05,998
Well, get on in here.
333
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:08,167
Whoaho! Tricia!
334
00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:09,902
Looking good.
335
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:12,738
All right, well.
336
00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,507
Uh, well I gotta tell you,
337
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,941
this is already way better
338
00:13:15,976 --> 00:13:17,643
than my last naughty
bathroom experience.
339
00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:18,878
Don't call me Tricia.
I'm not Tricia right now.
340
00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,179
I'm Hannah.
341
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:22,248
Okay.
Is that like a...
342
00:13:22,282 --> 00:13:23,682
Multiple personality
thing, or...
343
00:13:23,717 --> 00:13:26,018
No, silly,
it's my website.
344
00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:28,387
Yeah, Housewife Hannah?
You do know it?
345
00:13:28,422 --> 00:13:29,922
- Mm, I don't think so.
- Funny.
346
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:31,157
I took you for a big porn guy.
347
00:13:31,191 --> 00:13:32,591
- Oh, I am.
- Oh.
348
00:13:32,626 --> 00:13:34,794
- I--and, oh, is it a pay site?
- It sure is.
349
00:13:34,828 --> 00:13:36,362
Yeah, that's what it is.
'Cause I don't really like
350
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:37,663
to pay for my porn.
It's--it's a thing.
351
00:13:37,697 --> 00:13:39,198
Okay, shh.
352
00:13:39,232 --> 00:13:40,666
Stop talking.
353
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,135
I'm gonna need you
to film this for me.
354
00:13:43,203 --> 00:13:45,037
Film...What, exactly?
355
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:47,239
I'm gonna suck your dick,
and you're gonna film it.
356
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:49,575
Then you're gonna give
me a big messy facial.
357
00:13:49,609 --> 00:13:51,177
That's my thing.
358
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:53,079
That's what I'm known for,
you know?
359
00:13:53,113 --> 00:13:54,580
In fact, the messier the better.
360
00:13:54,614 --> 00:13:57,283
Just get it all over
my glasses and shit.
361
00:13:57,317 --> 00:13:58,684
That's what the fans love.
362
00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:00,853
Okay, this is
a good shot right there.
363
00:14:00,887 --> 00:14:02,688
Oh, oh, oh...You're gonna want
to put this on.
364
00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:04,757
- Really?
- Yeah.
365
00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,025
I mean, you probably don't want
to show your face, right?
366
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,259
Oh, probably not.
367
00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:09,028
Good idea.
Yeah, yeah.
368
00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:11,030
- But, has anyone else worn--
- Put the fucking mask on.
369
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:12,965
- It doesn't matter, okay, yeah.
- Just put the fucking mask on.
370
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:15,734
Chop, chop.
371
00:14:15,769 --> 00:14:16,936
Okay, good.
372
00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:18,637
- Okay?
- Yeah.
373
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:21,207
- Does it look good?
- Eh, it's fine. All right.
374
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,842
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
375
00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:24,110
All right, let's do this.
376
00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:25,444
Get that cock out.
377
00:14:25,479 --> 00:14:28,047
Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
378
00:14:28,081 --> 00:14:30,449
Yeah, and remember...
On my face, okay?
379
00:14:30,484 --> 00:14:32,551
- Okay.
- You listening?
380
00:14:32,586 --> 00:14:34,587
- Yeah.
- Okay. Are you listening?
381
00:14:34,621 --> 00:14:37,490
Yeah, uh-huh.
Okay--oh, oh.
382
00:14:37,524 --> 00:14:39,558
Oh, unh.
383
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:41,727
Oh...Oh...Yeah!
384
00:14:41,761 --> 00:14:44,096
Ah, oh!
385
00:14:44,131 --> 00:14:45,798
Oh, ah.
386
00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:47,600
Oh ho-ho-ho.
Oh!
387
00:14:47,634 --> 00:14:48,834
Ahh!
388
00:14:48,869 --> 00:14:50,202
Dude!
389
00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,305
What the fuck?
390
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,341
My God, you just wasted
your load.
391
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:57,109
You're supposed to
shoot it on my face.
392
00:14:57,144 --> 00:14:59,845
Well you--the whole situation.
It's very exciting.
393
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,113
Do you wanna go again?
'Cause I could do better.
394
00:15:01,148 --> 00:15:02,515
No, no, forget it.
395
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:04,483
Just get the fuck out of here,
you loser.
396
00:15:04,518 --> 00:15:07,219
Give me my mask.
397
00:15:07,287 --> 00:15:09,155
Like, now.
398
00:15:09,189 --> 00:15:12,324
God. Go!
399
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:14,927
You want to know the secret
to a good marriage?
400
00:15:14,961 --> 00:15:16,629
Listen to her
every once in a while.
401
00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:18,697
Is that so fucking hard?
402
00:15:18,732 --> 00:15:19,932
Do you still wanna
do the playdate?
403
00:15:19,966 --> 00:15:21,400
No.
404
00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:32,378
Hey, stud.
405
00:15:32,412 --> 00:15:33,946
Oh, dear.
406
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,515
Mm.
407
00:15:36,550 --> 00:15:38,484
I knew you wouldn't
stay away for long.
408
00:15:38,518 --> 00:15:39,718
Actually, I'm here
with my daughter.
409
00:15:39,753 --> 00:15:41,120
I brought her here to teach her
410
00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:43,656
about the perils of drug
and alcohol abuse.
411
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,924
Oh, how's that working
out for you?
412
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,426
- Not well. Not well at all.
- Mm.
413
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,961
Have you had the tour?
414
00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:50,162
Oh, I don't believe I have.
415
00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:52,164
- So many rooms.
- Mm.
416
00:15:52,199 --> 00:15:55,234
So many nooks and crannies.
417
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:58,170
So many places to curl
up and get lost.
418
00:15:58,205 --> 00:16:00,239
Oh, well, I don't think
I'd wanna get lost.
419
00:16:00,273 --> 00:16:01,640
You know?
In fact,
420
00:16:01,675 --> 00:16:03,542
I should probably get back
to the war room
421
00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:05,077
before somebody gets pregnant.
422
00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:06,378
- Hey.
- Yes.
423
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,646
Did you know Atticus collects
424
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:09,615
medieval torture devices?
425
00:16:09,649 --> 00:16:11,750
No, I did not,
but that revelation does not
426
00:16:11,785 --> 00:16:13,252
particularly surprise me.
427
00:16:13,286 --> 00:16:14,987
Do you know what
a breast ripper is, Hank?
428
00:16:15,021 --> 00:16:16,555
No, I do not,
429
00:16:16,590 --> 00:16:18,657
but it's pretty
self-explanatory,
430
00:16:18,692 --> 00:16:20,226
and nasty.
431
00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,962
It tore to shreds the breasts
of women
432
00:16:22,996 --> 00:16:25,731
that were convicted
of adultery.
433
00:16:25,765 --> 00:16:27,700
Why, why? Why ruin
a perfectly good breast?
434
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,934
That doesn't make any sense.
435
00:16:28,969 --> 00:16:30,402
Oh, you're sweet.
436
00:16:30,437 --> 00:16:31,870
Thank you.
437
00:16:31,905 --> 00:16:34,039
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't mean yours.
438
00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:36,075
Oh, you don't
think they're lovely?
439
00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:37,509
Oh, no, they're killer.
440
00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:39,011
You've got beautiful cans.
441
00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:40,446
It's just that,
it's inappropriate
442
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,714
to talk about another
man's breasts.
443
00:16:41,748 --> 00:16:43,215
You--you know what I mean?
444
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,883
I'll decide
what's inappropriate.
445
00:16:44,918 --> 00:16:47,119
I am not sure that you should.
446
00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:48,454
Touch 'em.
447
00:16:48,488 --> 00:16:49,989
Oh, no, I'm--I'm good.
448
00:16:50,023 --> 00:16:52,091
Come on, you don't want
to touch them?
449
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,260
All right, maybe just--
just one, just...
450
00:16:55,829 --> 00:16:58,931
Oh, God, oh.
451
00:16:58,999 --> 00:17:01,033
It's just been so long
since I was groped
452
00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:03,669
by capable hands. Oh!
453
00:17:03,703 --> 00:17:05,537
Karen!
454
00:17:05,605 --> 00:17:08,140
Um, just a breast exam.
455
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:09,475
You know, checking for lumps?
456
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:13,145
I think you're okay.
You should be fine.
457
00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:15,047
I'll do the same for you.
Anytime, anywhere.
458
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:16,415
You know I will.
459
00:17:16,449 --> 00:17:18,884
Yeah.
So, Marilyn Manson's trying
460
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:21,620
to get your daughter and
I into a threesome right now.
461
00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:24,023
Oh, that's my cue.
462
00:17:34,934 --> 00:17:36,669
Okay, Becca, I get it.
I give up.
463
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:38,237
All right,
this is way too much fun.
464
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:41,173
If I was your age and this
was happening to me,
465
00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:44,076
I would tell my parents
to fuck off and die too.
466
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,444
My father would punch me
in the mouth,
467
00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:46,678
but that's another story,
so...
468
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,946
We're gonna leave.
469
00:17:47,981 --> 00:17:49,181
We're gonna...
What? What?
470
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,582
Leave you to have fun
with your hero.
471
00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:53,185
What the fuck are you
talking about?
472
00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,154
Mom, dad, easy, come on.
I'm gonna take care of the girl.
473
00:17:55,188 --> 00:17:56,822
Look at this face.
Come on.
474
00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:58,090
The girl's gonna be fine.
475
00:17:58,124 --> 00:17:59,958
We're gonna make some s'mores,
476
00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:01,427
and tell ghost stories,
477
00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:02,895
talk about our favorite
serial killers.
478
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:05,364
I'll have her home by dawn,
I swear.
479
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:09,335
Becca, take a picture
of me teabagging
480
00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:13,672
before he wakes up.
481
00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:15,974
No more, Manson.
482
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:18,510
No more balls, Manson.
483
00:18:18,545 --> 00:18:20,546
Too many balls.
484
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,980
Get off me.
485
00:18:22,015 --> 00:18:24,883
- Daddy?
- Yes, my boy?
486
00:18:24,918 --> 00:18:27,653
- Where did you go today?
- Hmm?
487
00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,221
What do you mean?
488
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:32,324
You were in the bathroom
for a very long time.
489
00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:34,393
Oh. Oh, yeah.
490
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:37,563
Those chicken fingers
gave daddy a bad tummy.
491
00:18:37,597 --> 00:18:39,365
I had to make big potty.
492
00:18:45,572 --> 00:18:46,839
Good night, mommy.
493
00:18:46,873 --> 00:18:49,208
Good night, daddy.
I love you.
494
00:18:49,242 --> 00:18:51,176
Oh, buddy.
495
00:18:51,211 --> 00:18:53,612
Good night, baby.
496
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,259
He's so happy.
497
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,762
'Cause this is the way
it's supposed to be.
498
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:12,564
He should fall asleep
like this every night.
499
00:19:12,599 --> 00:19:16,702
Yeah, that's a nice little
fairy tale, Charlie.
500
00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:19,037
But it's not the reality
of his life.
501
00:19:19,072 --> 00:19:22,074
Maybe it should be.
502
00:19:22,108 --> 00:19:26,011
Why can't we make it so,
for him?
503
00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:32,418
Because, the people
who made him
504
00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:34,753
weren't meant to be together.
505
00:19:34,788 --> 00:19:37,356
Are you sure about that?
506
00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:39,191
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
507
00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:41,860
I think I have the divorce
papers to prove it.
508
00:19:41,895 --> 00:19:43,228
Okay, you know what?
509
00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:45,697
I've made certain mistakes,
Marcy.
510
00:19:45,732 --> 00:19:47,332
You've made certain mistakes.
511
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:50,269
Maybe it's time we just
get past all that already,
512
00:19:50,303 --> 00:19:51,670
and start to get real.
513
00:19:51,704 --> 00:19:54,640
Yeah, like it's
just that easy.
514
00:19:54,674 --> 00:19:59,411
Well, maybe it is.
515
00:19:59,446 --> 00:20:03,015
I still love you, Marcy.
516
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:04,716
What?
517
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:06,485
Why are you telling me this?
I don't know.
518
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:07,820
I don't know.
It just came out.
519
00:20:07,854 --> 00:20:10,055
Well keep that shit
to yourself.
520
00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:11,623
I can't.
Because when I feel something,
521
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:15,060
I like to express it.
Good for you.
522
00:20:15,094 --> 00:20:16,328
But I'm done with you.
523
00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:17,629
I'm done with Stu.
524
00:20:17,664 --> 00:20:19,798
I'm done with men.
525
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,569
Realso, what,
you're into women now?
526
00:20:23,603 --> 00:20:27,606
No, you jackass.
527
00:20:31,244 --> 00:20:32,811
Gross.
528
00:20:32,846 --> 00:20:34,046
Stop it.
529
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,814
Shh.
530
00:20:35,849 --> 00:20:38,717
You're gonna wake the boy.
531
00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:50,562
Okay, this is stupid.
I--I can't stand it.
532
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,297
I'm going in!
Wait-hold on a minute.
533
00:20:52,332 --> 00:20:53,832
It's gotta be her decision.
No-I'm going in.
534
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:55,100
I know her.
She'll be out in a minute.
535
00:20:55,134 --> 00:20:57,135
What happens
if he has abducted her,
536
00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,505
and he is selling
her into sex trafficking?
537
00:20:59,539 --> 00:21:02,541
He's a rock star, Karen,
not a sex trafficker.
538
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:04,443
He could be both.
539
00:21:04,477 --> 00:21:06,044
Quick, let's go!
He's looking for me.
540
00:21:06,079 --> 00:21:07,646
He wants me to film him
pooping on Atticus.
541
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,914
That's my line.
542
00:21:08,948 --> 00:21:10,949
That's my girl.
543
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,022
So, what have
we learned today, folks?
544
00:21:17,056 --> 00:21:20,225
I think we've learned
that some things never change.
545
00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,994
Well, that sounds
a bit pointed, lady.
546
00:21:22,061 --> 00:21:23,228
What do you mean by that?
547
00:21:23,263 --> 00:21:24,897
Everything I learned,
I already knew.
548
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:27,699
I know you guys love me.
I know you care.
549
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:31,837
I know drugs are good and bad,
and dangerous and fun.
550
00:21:31,871 --> 00:21:33,111
I know those guys are lunatics.
551
00:21:33,139 --> 00:21:35,007
I'm never going to be like that.
552
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,043
I'm just trying to figure
it out for myself.
553
00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:39,578
And I know that's scary
for you guys,
554
00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:42,247
but you're just going
to have to trust me.
555
00:21:42,282 --> 00:21:43,849
Can you do that?
556
00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:45,083
I suppose so.
557
00:21:45,118 --> 00:21:47,052
Well, you don't exactly leave
558
00:21:47,086 --> 00:21:49,655
us with much choice.
Great.
559
00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:52,357
Well, I'm glad
we got that settled.
560
00:21:52,392 --> 00:21:53,825
I'm gonna hang in my room.
561
00:21:53,860 --> 00:21:55,360
Security check.
562
00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:58,530
Did you pack your
bag yourself, ma'am?
563
00:21:58,565 --> 00:21:59,731
Oh, I see.
564
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:01,033
What?
565
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,868
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh-huh.
566
00:22:02,902 --> 00:22:06,338
And...that you can keep.
567
00:22:06,372 --> 00:22:08,840
Really?
568
00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:15,280
- Good night.
- I will make sure this goes
569
00:22:15,315 --> 00:22:18,617
directly into police evidence.
570
00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,218
Nightcap?
No.
571
00:22:20,253 --> 00:22:21,453
Recap?
572
00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:23,255
No. What?
Recap what?
573
00:22:23,289 --> 00:22:24,856
Your asinine plan
574
00:22:24,924 --> 00:22:28,527
to educate our daughter
on the perils of drug abuse?
575
00:22:28,561 --> 00:22:29,928
Okay, well maybe my plan
576
00:22:29,963 --> 00:22:31,530
didn't go exactly according
to plan,
577
00:22:31,564 --> 00:22:33,198
but maybe it did.
Maybe I'm a fucking genius.
578
00:22:33,232 --> 00:22:35,100
Or maybe we just went up there
579
00:22:35,134 --> 00:22:38,136
so you could see her.
Who, Natalie?
580
00:22:38,171 --> 00:22:40,973
Oh, God. Karen.
581
00:22:41,007 --> 00:22:42,441
Why are you shitting
where I eat?
582
00:22:42,475 --> 00:22:43,709
Well, that's disgusting.
583
00:22:43,743 --> 00:22:45,143
That's disgusting?
584
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:47,613
What--you--like your hands
all over her--
585
00:22:47,647 --> 00:22:48,880
Oh, she practically
forced me to do it.
586
00:22:48,915 --> 00:22:50,115
- Really?
- Yes, and who am I
587
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:51,483
to pass up a perfectly pleasant
588
00:22:51,551 --> 00:22:53,752
boob grab?
She--it was my hostess.
589
00:22:53,786 --> 00:22:54,953
It would have been rude
for a guest to--
590
00:22:54,988 --> 00:22:56,254
are you jealous?
591
00:22:56,289 --> 00:22:59,992
No. No, I'm not.
592
00:23:00,026 --> 00:23:01,526
I'm pissed.
593
00:23:01,561 --> 00:23:03,095
I'm pissed because
you're screwing up
594
00:23:03,129 --> 00:23:04,596
the only job I have right now.
595
00:23:04,631 --> 00:23:05,992
Karen, the woman
is--is practically
596
00:23:05,999 --> 00:23:07,666
hurling herself at me.
Oh!
597
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,501
She's unhappy, I guess.
You know, it's like
598
00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:11,470
a freak show over there.
Who can blame her?
599
00:23:11,504 --> 00:23:13,438
And apparently, I'm a real man.
600
00:23:13,473 --> 00:23:14,740
From the real world.
601
00:23:14,774 --> 00:23:16,842
Right.
602
00:23:16,876 --> 00:23:20,012
So you're the perfect guy
to ease her pain and suffering.
603
00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,613
It's not my fault.
604
00:23:21,648 --> 00:23:23,315
It's like I emit this strange
kind of homing
605
00:23:23,349 --> 00:23:26,151
beacon for these malcontents.
You're amazing.
606
00:23:26,185 --> 00:23:27,619
No, no, and I don't want
to have anything to do
607
00:23:27,654 --> 00:23:29,321
with her, Karen...
Mmhmm.
608
00:23:29,355 --> 00:23:30,622
Which makes perfect sense,
because the person that I
609
00:23:30,657 --> 00:23:31,923
want to have everything
to do with
610
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:35,027
wants nothing to do with me.
611
00:23:35,061 --> 00:23:36,328
Oh, good.
612
00:23:36,362 --> 00:23:39,598
Well, we agree on something.
Oh.
613
00:23:39,632 --> 00:23:43,602
- Good night.
- Good night.
614
00:23:51,411 --> 00:23:53,378
Ahh.
615
00:23:53,413 --> 00:23:56,548
- Oh, my God.
- Mm.
616
00:23:56,582 --> 00:23:58,483
Ugh!
617
00:23:58,518 --> 00:24:00,619
Ophelia is gonna
be so pissed at me.
618
00:24:00,653 --> 00:24:02,554
Ophelia!
619
00:24:02,588 --> 00:24:05,490
We have sex for
the first time in years...
620
00:24:05,525 --> 00:24:06,792
- Mm.
- And this is the first thought
621
00:24:06,826 --> 00:24:08,026
to cross your mind?
622
00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:09,461
Mmhmm.
623
00:24:09,495 --> 00:24:12,664
So...
624
00:24:12,699 --> 00:24:14,566
How was it for you?
625
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,935
- It was okay.
- Okay?
626
00:24:16,969 --> 00:24:20,105
Well, that's a--
that's a start, I guess.
627
00:24:20,139 --> 00:24:22,841
It was familiar...
628
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,177
In a not-entirely
unpleasant way.
629
00:24:25,211 --> 00:24:27,012
Oh.
630
00:24:27,046 --> 00:24:30,916
And you lasted almost long
enough for mommy to get hers.
631
00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:32,818
I know, how cool was that,
right?
632
00:24:32,852 --> 00:24:35,353
I think it's because I blew some
serious yolk already today.
633
00:24:35,388 --> 00:24:36,588
Gross.
634
00:24:36,622 --> 00:24:38,724
Where?
Here.
635
00:24:38,758 --> 00:24:39,991
In the shower.
636
00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:41,393
It's my daily ritual.
637
00:24:41,427 --> 00:24:44,296
You remember.
Yes.
638
00:24:44,330 --> 00:24:46,765
So how was the fucking fun zone?
639
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,867
Oh, I found
it seriously frightening.
640
00:24:48,901 --> 00:24:51,470
- Mm-hmm.
- There was this one mom--
641
00:24:51,504 --> 00:24:54,239
Oh! Tricia.
642
00:24:54,273 --> 00:24:55,674
Yeah, how did you know?
643
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:59,044
Because, everybody
knows about Tricia.
644
00:24:59,078 --> 00:25:01,546
She tries to fuck all the dads.
645
00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:03,515
She's got this website.
646
00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:07,152
It's called "Housewife Hannah."
647
00:25:07,186 --> 00:25:09,488
Wait.
648
00:25:09,522 --> 00:25:10,722
Did you do something with her?
649
00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:12,524
No.
650
00:25:12,558 --> 00:25:15,060
- Mm?
- God.
651
00:25:15,094 --> 00:25:16,328
Okay.
652
00:25:16,362 --> 00:25:18,029
Here, check this out.
653
00:25:18,064 --> 00:25:20,132
Oh, my God.
654
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:22,134
Jesus!
655
00:25:22,168 --> 00:25:24,269
Look at that guy.
656
00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:26,805
He's such a fucking tool.
657
00:25:26,839 --> 00:25:29,307
Then you're gonna give
me a big messy facial.
658
00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:32,110
All over my glasses.
Oh, Jesus.
659
00:25:32,145 --> 00:25:35,714
I'd know that bent fucking
chode anywhere.
660
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,884
- Nice.
- Ah, oh.
661
00:25:38,918 --> 00:25:40,952
Oh, God.
662
00:25:40,987 --> 00:25:42,220
Aah!
663
00:25:42,255 --> 00:25:45,624
Ah! Aah!
664
00:25:50,163 --> 00:25:52,430
Dad.
665
00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:53,765
Daughter.
666
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,302
Is that what I think it is?
667
00:25:57,336 --> 00:25:58,837
It sure is.
668
00:25:58,871 --> 00:26:01,540
Would you mind taking a look?
Of course.
669
00:26:01,574 --> 00:26:03,742
I'd be honored.
670
00:26:03,776 --> 00:26:05,744
Whoa.
671
00:26:05,778 --> 00:26:07,012
It's quite the weighty tome.
672
00:26:07,046 --> 00:26:08,980
Words, words, words.
673
00:26:09,015 --> 00:26:12,350
Congratulations, sweetie.
674
00:26:12,385 --> 00:26:16,087
You know, whether it's good,
bad, or somewhere in between,
675
00:26:16,122 --> 00:26:19,024
this is a huge accomplishment.
Huge.
676
00:26:19,058 --> 00:26:20,759
Why would you assume it's bad?
677
00:26:20,793 --> 00:26:23,161
Spoken like a true writer.
678
00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:29,100
Mm.
679
00:26:29,135 --> 00:26:30,335
Are you okay?
680
00:26:30,369 --> 00:26:33,104
Yeah.
681
00:26:33,139 --> 00:26:36,341
Just for a moment there,
it was...
682
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:39,444
Like everything was all right
in the world again.
683
00:26:39,478 --> 00:26:42,814
Seemed like old times.
684
00:26:42,849 --> 00:26:44,015
I love you, Dad.
685
00:26:44,050 --> 00:26:48,520
I love you too, sweetheart.
686
00:26:48,554 --> 00:26:49,788
Be careful, okay?
687
00:26:49,822 --> 00:26:52,023
I will, Dad.
688
00:26:52,058 --> 00:26:53,458
I promise.
689
00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:58,330
♪ From the coast of gold
690
00:26:58,364 --> 00:27:01,700
♪ across the seven seas
691
00:27:01,734 --> 00:27:05,036
♪ I'm traveling on
Thanks for a great day today.
692
00:27:05,071 --> 00:27:08,106
♪ Far and wide
693
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:10,876
♪ but now it seems
694
00:27:10,910 --> 00:27:14,346
♪ I'm just a stranger
to myself ♪
695
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:17,482
♪ and all the things
I sometimes do ♪
696
00:27:17,516 --> 00:27:21,086
♪ it isn't me but someone else
697
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:23,755
♪ too much time on my hands
698
00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:26,892
♪ I've got you on my mind
699
00:27:30,196 --> 00:27:33,498
♪ so easily
700
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:36,701
♪ when you can't find
the words to say ♪
701
00:27:36,736 --> 00:27:38,994
♪ it's hard to make
it through another day ♪
702
00:27:39,174 --> 00:27:44,174
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
702
00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:51,437
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