1 00:00:08,912 --> 00:00:10,212 Hi! 2 00:00:10,246 --> 00:00:11,847 Hank, I told you! 3 00:00:11,915 --> 00:00:14,160 I know you told me, but I wanted to see for myself. 4 00:00:14,961 --> 00:00:17,186 You're convalescing quite nicely... 5 00:00:17,221 --> 00:00:19,689 - quite nicely, indeed. - Thank you very much. 6 00:00:19,723 --> 00:00:22,558 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some food on the stove. 7 00:00:22,593 --> 00:00:24,127 Oh, you're hungry, are you? 8 00:00:24,161 --> 00:00:27,463 Hank, I'm making myself something to eat. 9 00:00:27,498 --> 00:00:29,032 Wouldn't you rather go out to dinner, 10 00:00:29,066 --> 00:00:30,466 you know, blow the stink off? 11 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:32,068 I mean, not that you ever really stink, 12 00:00:32,102 --> 00:00:33,603 although sometimes in the morning with the breath, 13 00:00:33,637 --> 00:00:35,104 but I don't mind that. 14 00:00:35,139 --> 00:00:36,500 I can kiss right through that shit. 15 00:00:36,507 --> 00:00:38,274 I love it, actually. 16 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:40,310 Your effluvium has always been quite refreshing to me... 17 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,811 - Okay! - Like cucumber lemonade... 18 00:00:41,845 --> 00:00:43,246 or cucumber spa water. 19 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,248 Hank, are these words for me or for you? 20 00:00:45,316 --> 00:00:47,283 For both of us, Karen. 21 00:00:47,318 --> 00:00:49,319 Wordplay, foreplay-- it's all the same thing. 22 00:00:49,353 --> 00:00:51,487 You know what? I'm exhausted. 23 00:00:51,522 --> 00:00:53,489 I want to go lie down. It's just, like-- 24 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:56,759 Oh, oh, is that an invite? 25 00:00:56,794 --> 00:00:58,261 J.K., as the kids say. J.K. 26 00:00:58,295 --> 00:00:59,829 Come on, I'll provide the transpo. 27 00:00:59,863 --> 00:01:01,998 I won't even try to finger you while I drive. 28 00:01:02,032 --> 00:01:03,433 - Oh, please. - I promise. 29 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:05,168 I might try to gauge your heat, though... 30 00:01:05,202 --> 00:01:06,336 over the clothes. 31 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,904 I am not a fucking animal. 32 00:01:07,938 --> 00:01:10,840 You are making it really hard for me to say no. 33 00:01:10,874 --> 00:01:12,575 Allow me to appeal to the foodie in you. 34 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:15,178 It's at a new place. A pop-up, if you will. 35 00:01:15,212 --> 00:01:16,746 It's all the rage, four stars. 36 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:18,781 The blogosphere is abuzz. 37 00:01:18,816 --> 00:01:21,417 - That is so mean. - I know. I know. 38 00:01:21,452 --> 00:01:23,686 You know how much I love trying new restaurants. 39 00:01:23,721 --> 00:01:24,954 - I do. - Don't say that shit. 40 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:26,556 I do know that. I do know that. 41 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:28,157 - Karen? - Hmm? 42 00:01:28,192 --> 00:01:30,526 - Something is burning. - Oh! 43 00:01:30,561 --> 00:01:33,096 I do believe your sad little solo dinner is ruined. 44 00:01:33,163 --> 00:01:35,331 - Fire! - Oh, my! 45 00:01:38,402 --> 00:01:48,376 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 46 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:24,814 Okay, so you didn't forget your wallet. 47 00:02:24,848 --> 00:02:26,082 Nope. 48 00:02:26,116 --> 00:02:27,617 This is a new pop-up restaurant? 49 00:02:27,651 --> 00:02:29,519 Yep. 50 00:02:29,553 --> 00:02:32,722 So let's get it over with. I'm fucking starving. 51 00:02:32,756 --> 00:02:34,857 Oh, I see what you're doing here, Karen. 52 00:02:34,892 --> 00:02:36,726 You're establishing an attitude 53 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,096 to combat the romantic mood that I've established here. 54 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,231 And you know what? I'm okay with that. 55 00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,167 You know, that actually gives me something to work with. 56 00:02:44,201 --> 00:02:46,235 In fact, it's the very essence of drama. 57 00:02:46,270 --> 00:02:49,205 A guy wants something, something stands in his way. 58 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:50,640 Little Engine That Could-- same thing. 59 00:02:50,674 --> 00:02:53,576 Oh, my God. Hank, just shut the fuck up. 60 00:02:53,610 --> 00:02:55,645 Refresh yourself. Tranya! 61 00:02:55,679 --> 00:02:58,915 Have a drink. In vino veritas... 62 00:02:58,949 --> 00:03:00,149 or something like that. 63 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:02,452 In wine, there is truth, I believe. 64 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:03,886 Mm-hmm. 65 00:03:03,921 --> 00:03:05,455 In whiskey, there may be a little more. 66 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,789 In tequila, there's, like, a lot of truth. 67 00:03:06,824 --> 00:03:07,857 Okay, great. Where are the Runkles? 68 00:03:07,891 --> 00:03:09,492 Mm. Oh, those guys? 69 00:03:09,526 --> 00:03:11,194 Yeah, they went out to dinner on Abbot Kinney-- 70 00:03:11,228 --> 00:03:13,596 that little pop-up I was telling you about. 71 00:03:13,630 --> 00:03:16,599 What? They got to go there? 72 00:03:16,633 --> 00:03:18,634 Well, you know I wanted to try that place. 73 00:03:18,669 --> 00:03:20,236 Why didn't you just take me there? 74 00:03:20,270 --> 00:03:22,772 Because I thought this would be way more charming. 75 00:03:22,806 --> 00:03:24,774 Dinner at Charlie and Marcy's house? 76 00:03:24,808 --> 00:03:27,910 Come on, a dinner slaved over by yours truly... 77 00:03:27,945 --> 00:03:30,112 at an empty Malibu Beach house? 78 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:31,914 This place is ours for hours. 79 00:03:31,949 --> 00:03:33,649 - Hank. - Yes. 80 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:35,251 Look at me. 81 00:03:35,285 --> 00:03:37,253 I am not gonna sleep with you. 82 00:03:37,287 --> 00:03:39,922 - I have no such expectations. - Bullshit. 83 00:03:39,957 --> 00:03:43,092 What is all this for if it's not to pry my legs apart? 84 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:46,195 I wanted to do this for you. You deserve it. 85 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:49,432 I mean, ever since I've come back, I've been adrift. 86 00:03:49,466 --> 00:03:51,501 Obviously Levon rocked my world. 87 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:52,802 Mm-hmm. 88 00:03:52,836 --> 00:03:54,470 And I've been down some roads 89 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:56,205 that have led to some pretty dirty back alleys, 90 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,140 but through it all, I've kept my eye on the prize. 91 00:03:58,175 --> 00:04:00,276 - Hank. - Yes. 92 00:04:00,310 --> 00:04:02,011 Aren't you tired? 93 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:04,380 I mean, don't you just, like, 94 00:04:04,414 --> 00:04:06,148 want to start again with someone new? 95 00:04:06,183 --> 00:04:08,985 No. God, no. Is that what you want? 96 00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:11,754 Yeah. I mean, sometimes. Sure. 97 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:13,523 Why would I find a new life 98 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,691 when I haven't perfected the perfectly good old one? 99 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:18,361 Well, exactly. Maybe you can't perfect it. 100 00:04:18,395 --> 00:04:20,329 I mean, at a certain point, 101 00:04:20,364 --> 00:04:22,598 it just-- you know, it is what it is. 102 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,933 - And then we die. - I don't agree. 103 00:04:23,967 --> 00:04:25,568 I do not agree. 104 00:04:25,602 --> 00:04:27,403 See, I've learned a lot about myself 105 00:04:27,437 --> 00:04:29,138 - during our time in the sun. - Mm-hmm. 106 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:32,441 And through it all, I have only ever wanted one thing-- 107 00:04:32,476 --> 00:04:33,843 you. 108 00:04:33,877 --> 00:04:36,546 Maybe wanting is not enough. 109 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,148 - Isn't it, though? - I don't think so. 110 00:04:39,182 --> 00:04:40,516 I disagree. 111 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:42,885 Yeah, but it's not a debate. 112 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,387 It's not something you can win. 113 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:45,621 I'm not trying to win anything. 114 00:04:45,656 --> 00:04:47,456 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 115 00:04:47,491 --> 00:04:49,692 You're--you're always, like, trying a new angle, 116 00:04:49,726 --> 00:04:51,327 - like this, you know... - No. 117 00:04:51,361 --> 00:04:53,329 Some huge, grand, romantic gesture. 118 00:04:53,363 --> 00:04:56,299 What grand, romantic gesture? 119 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:59,368 What we really need to do is just look at our history 120 00:04:59,403 --> 00:05:02,505 and realize... it doesn't work. 121 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:05,107 I mean, we don't work. 122 00:05:05,142 --> 00:05:06,842 Now, now, Karen, 123 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:08,945 let's not turn this into some dry history lesson. 124 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:11,714 Let's just enjoy this glorious meal, okay? 125 00:05:11,748 --> 00:05:14,483 Have a bite, have another sip of wine. 126 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:17,219 Let's, you know, savor each other's company. 127 00:05:17,254 --> 00:05:19,221 - Mm-hmm. - Mangia! 128 00:05:19,256 --> 00:05:21,090 In vino veritas. 129 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:23,526 - You said that already. - I did? 130 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,595 - Mm-hmm. - Well, it's true. 131 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,702 - Hank? - Hmm? 132 00:05:32,736 --> 00:05:35,004 - This is really good. - I know, right? 133 00:05:35,038 --> 00:05:36,706 Did you make this by yourself? 134 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:38,407 Yeah, yeah. 135 00:05:38,442 --> 00:05:39,742 No. 136 00:05:41,812 --> 00:05:43,679 I tried, but I failed miserably. 137 00:05:43,714 --> 00:05:45,275 What I made looked like sick on a plate, 138 00:05:45,282 --> 00:05:46,949 tasted even worse. 139 00:05:46,984 --> 00:05:50,219 So I went out and I procured some high-end takeout-- 140 00:05:50,253 --> 00:05:52,088 full disclosure. 141 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:55,424 - I'm sorry. - That's okay, sweetie. 142 00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:56,959 You see that? 143 00:05:56,994 --> 00:05:59,528 You are charmed by my failed attempts to charm you. 144 00:05:59,563 --> 00:06:01,464 - Yeah, a little. - Have more wine. 145 00:06:01,498 --> 00:06:03,132 There's truth in it, you know. 146 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:06,135 There's someone at the door. 147 00:06:10,507 --> 00:06:11,874 - Hi! - Hi. 148 00:06:11,908 --> 00:06:14,043 - Not a good time. - I'm sorry. 149 00:06:14,077 --> 00:06:15,911 I just--I felt bad about things, 150 00:06:15,946 --> 00:06:18,214 and I, uh--I wanted to see how you were doing. 151 00:06:18,248 --> 00:06:20,082 - I'm well. - And how's Karen? 152 00:06:20,117 --> 00:06:22,051 - She's well-- - She's fine. 153 00:06:22,085 --> 00:06:23,653 Oh, hi! 154 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:26,589 Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, God, I had no idea. 155 00:06:26,623 --> 00:06:29,792 - I-I'll be on my way. - No, please, stay, stay. 156 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:31,460 Don't be silly. 157 00:06:31,495 --> 00:06:32,995 I mean, you're obviously in the middle of something. 158 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:34,597 No, just dinner. 159 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:35,965 What do you mean "just dinner"? "Just dinner"? 160 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:37,299 - Oh. - Please stay. 161 00:06:37,334 --> 00:06:39,101 We need to get to know one another. 162 00:06:39,136 --> 00:06:42,438 I mean, our paths are gonna be crossing here and there, right? 163 00:06:42,472 --> 00:06:44,407 Well, why don't you guys, you know, 164 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:47,076 make a date to meet for coffee next week? 165 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,011 - That sounds like a good idea. - You want some wine? 166 00:06:49,046 --> 00:06:50,279 - You know, after tonight. - Oh, yeah. 167 00:06:50,313 --> 00:06:51,681 Yeah, God, I would love a glass of wine. 168 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,182 Uh-huh, it's kind of good. Here. 169 00:06:53,216 --> 00:06:57,486 - Thank you, Karen. - You're welcome, Julia. 170 00:06:57,521 --> 00:06:58,954 Wow. 171 00:06:58,989 --> 00:07:00,756 This is so great. 172 00:07:07,831 --> 00:07:09,532 We were there at the same time. 173 00:07:09,566 --> 00:07:11,767 Well, it stands to reason, and having a kid with him. 174 00:07:11,802 --> 00:07:13,369 - Holy shit, right? - Mm. 175 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:15,638 - This is still so great. - Yeah. 176 00:07:15,672 --> 00:07:17,506 Could we have some more wine, please? 177 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:18,974 Do you have any dessert? 178 00:07:19,009 --> 00:07:21,143 Oh, I'd be happy to, Karen. 179 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:24,013 - Hi! - What? What's wrong? 180 00:07:24,047 --> 00:07:26,282 What's not wrong? 181 00:07:26,316 --> 00:07:28,984 And our credit cards get declined--all of them. 182 00:07:29,019 --> 00:07:31,487 Runks got pissy. They called the cops. 183 00:07:31,521 --> 00:07:34,190 It was a whole big to-do! 184 00:07:34,224 --> 00:07:36,358 You could've left the door open for me, you know. 185 00:07:36,393 --> 00:07:38,294 You knew I was coming in. 186 00:07:38,328 --> 00:07:41,263 Just slamming it like that-- that's very rude. 187 00:07:41,298 --> 00:07:43,699 We need to stick together here, Marcy. 188 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:46,469 - Hello. Hello. - Hi. 189 00:07:46,503 --> 00:07:49,772 You invited Julia to your romantic dinner with Karen? 190 00:07:49,806 --> 00:07:51,373 You dirty dog, you. 191 00:07:51,408 --> 00:07:52,775 I just stopped by unannounced. 192 00:07:52,809 --> 00:07:55,377 - Oh, I see. - Marcy Runkle. 193 00:07:55,412 --> 00:07:56,979 - Hi. - Your kid's a doll. 194 00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:59,215 Thank you so much! Wow! 195 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:00,816 You have the nicest friends. 196 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,952 Marcy Runkle, would you like perhaps 197 00:08:02,986 --> 00:08:04,920 to continue our propositional conversation 198 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:06,288 in the bedroom maybe? 199 00:08:06,323 --> 00:08:09,091 No, I would like to seek outside counsel. 200 00:08:09,126 --> 00:08:11,127 Karenina, Karenina. 201 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:13,229 Now that you're better, can I ask you a question? 202 00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:15,397 - Anything. - Okay. 203 00:08:15,432 --> 00:08:16,999 Stu wants to sleep with me again. 204 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:19,969 - Of course he does. - For a million dollars. 205 00:08:20,003 --> 00:08:22,238 What? 206 00:08:22,272 --> 00:08:25,474 He would pay you a million dollars to sleep with you? 207 00:08:25,509 --> 00:08:26,809 Yes. 208 00:08:26,843 --> 00:08:28,444 Would he pay me a million dollars 209 00:08:28,478 --> 00:08:30,158 - to sleep with me? - What the fuck, Karen? 210 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,981 What are you talking about? 211 00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:33,883 - That's disgusting. - What? It's a lot of money. 212 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:35,451 Gluten-free artisanal custard tort. 213 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:38,020 - Oh, that's lovely. - Wow! 214 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:39,655 Is Stu the big bald producer guy? 215 00:08:39,689 --> 00:08:41,490 Yeah, that's right. 216 00:08:41,525 --> 00:08:43,959 You know, I saw the outline of his penis through his pants 217 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:46,128 at the table read the other day, and it was freakishly big. 218 00:08:46,163 --> 00:08:48,798 Yeah, that's my ex. Anyway, listen... 219 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,766 he wouldn't be into you, honey, 220 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:52,668 'cause he's only into tiny, petite little fuck dolls. 221 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:54,837 That's my girl-- tiny, little, petite fuck doll. 222 00:08:54,871 --> 00:08:57,439 - Okay, so should I do it? - No. No. 223 00:08:57,474 --> 00:08:59,041 That's my girl. 224 00:08:59,075 --> 00:09:02,011 - But we are fucking broke! - I know. 225 00:09:02,045 --> 00:09:05,214 Jesus Christ! Julia. Julia. 226 00:09:05,248 --> 00:09:08,851 Would you fuck a guy for a million dollars? 227 00:09:08,885 --> 00:09:11,654 He's got a great big cock, fills you right up. 228 00:09:11,688 --> 00:09:13,689 Jesus, Marcy! 229 00:09:13,723 --> 00:09:15,758 You know, I have never been that much of a size queen. 230 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:18,060 I prefer a pretty penis. 231 00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:20,763 That's right, baby. 232 00:09:20,797 --> 00:09:24,066 I'm sorry, Karen. It's just--it's very confusing. 233 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:27,336 And--and you invited her to join us, so... 234 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,505 It's true--we have both experienced his penis. 235 00:09:29,539 --> 00:09:31,207 - And it-- - Mm-hmm. 236 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:33,676 - It is pretty. - It's okay. 237 00:09:33,710 --> 00:09:35,177 I've seen it. 238 00:09:35,212 --> 00:09:36,579 I tugged on it a couple times accidentally. 239 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:38,314 That's disgusting. 240 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,583 It's a nice one-- smooth helmet. Good job, kid. 241 00:09:40,617 --> 00:09:42,184 Hey, I'm right there with you all. 242 00:09:42,219 --> 00:09:43,586 It's a good-looking cock, no homo. 243 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,421 - You guys are swell. - Well... 244 00:09:48,124 --> 00:09:51,260 Krull, my good man. Welcome. 245 00:09:51,294 --> 00:09:53,495 Seriously, with this fucking guy again? 246 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:54,864 Hello, love. 247 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,498 I've been seeing a lot of you lately... 248 00:09:56,533 --> 00:09:57,967 in my dreams-- 249 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,870 me daydreams, me wide-awake dreams, 250 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,838 when I'm tugging meself. 251 00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:05,040 - Oh. Okay. - That's neat. Thanks. 252 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:07,743 Charlie, are you just gonna let this degenerate 253 00:10:07,777 --> 00:10:09,411 talk to me like that? 254 00:10:09,446 --> 00:10:11,413 This degenerate happens to be a client, Marcy. 255 00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:14,516 Besides, he is complimenting you, right, Krull? 256 00:10:14,551 --> 00:10:16,051 - Absolutely, love. - Oh. 257 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:17,620 And, yeah, I noticed you never have a problem 258 00:10:17,654 --> 00:10:19,054 when a certain perverted millionaire 259 00:10:19,089 --> 00:10:20,789 talks to you like that. 260 00:10:20,824 --> 00:10:23,659 Excuse me. I was married to that perverted millionaire. 261 00:10:23,693 --> 00:10:25,427 Hello, Hank. 262 00:10:25,462 --> 00:10:26,795 Krull, good to see you, my man. 263 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,264 You too, buddy. 264 00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:30,299 - I drove him back, you know. - Oh, nice. 265 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,768 - On the back of me bike. - Mm-hmm, for you. 266 00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:34,303 Least you could've done was give him some suction. 267 00:10:34,337 --> 00:10:36,972 - That was a long ride. - Bumpy too. 268 00:10:37,007 --> 00:10:38,407 It kind of numbed out my taint. 269 00:10:38,441 --> 00:10:40,242 Yeah, that happens. Who's this? 270 00:10:40,277 --> 00:10:42,811 - Hi. I'm Julia. - Hello, love. 271 00:10:42,846 --> 00:10:44,413 Mm. 272 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:48,417 Krull. Rock 'n' roll butler. 273 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:49,585 That's cool. 274 00:10:49,619 --> 00:10:51,220 Speaking of such things, 275 00:10:51,254 --> 00:10:53,289 I got some pages for you, there, Churchill. 276 00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:55,457 Forgot about the time when I walked in on Atticus, 277 00:10:55,492 --> 00:10:58,327 and he was blowing himself, and I surprised him. 278 00:10:58,361 --> 00:11:00,496 He ended up blowing a load on the pair of us. 279 00:11:00,530 --> 00:11:02,798 I got combat pay for that one, though. 280 00:11:02,832 --> 00:11:04,333 You see, Marcy? You see? 281 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,127 This is exactly the kind of salacious details 282 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,003 that sells these rock 'n' roll memoirs. 283 00:11:08,038 --> 00:11:10,339 Okay. 284 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:12,908 Whoa. Hi, Levon. 285 00:11:12,943 --> 00:11:15,110 Hello, hello, hello. 286 00:11:15,145 --> 00:11:16,612 Hey, everyone. 287 00:11:16,646 --> 00:11:18,414 Mom? What are you doing here? 288 00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,449 Well, I just--I had to have a word with your dad. 289 00:11:20,483 --> 00:11:21,917 Didn't I tell you to stay away from him 290 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:23,285 until he puts a ring on that finger? 291 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,853 Hey, what's that about? 292 00:11:24,888 --> 00:11:26,588 I don't want you taking advantage of my moms, yo. 293 00:11:26,623 --> 00:11:28,023 What the--nobody's taking advantage of her, yo. 294 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:29,358 She's horny, single, 295 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:31,093 and emotionally vulnerable right now. 296 00:11:31,127 --> 00:11:32,968 Honey, that's enough, okay? Who is your friend? 297 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,697 - Can I get you a drink? - Mm-hmm. 298 00:11:34,731 --> 00:11:36,198 Ah. 299 00:11:36,232 --> 00:11:37,533 Why aren't you answering your phone? 300 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,968 'Cause I've been busy hosting. 301 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,103 - Who's your friend? - This is Mi. 302 00:11:41,137 --> 00:11:42,838 Hey, hang on. I know Mi. 303 00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:47,443 I knew you look familiar, big boy. 304 00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:49,478 You pick me up on bike. 305 00:11:49,512 --> 00:11:51,814 That's right, outside the All-American Burger. 306 00:11:51,848 --> 00:11:54,183 Yeah, you jerk off on me. 307 00:11:54,217 --> 00:11:55,718 That's a good memory. 308 00:11:55,752 --> 00:11:57,486 Mi got good head for tricks. 309 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,989 Yeah, you sure do, darling. You sure do. 310 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,623 Oh. 311 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,258 So I went to that comic book store on Sunset. 312 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,427 I met her when I was coming out. 313 00:12:05,462 --> 00:12:07,696 She was super nice, real friendly. 314 00:12:07,731 --> 00:12:09,331 I guess I owe her more money 315 00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:10,833 than I currently have on my person. 316 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,468 - What did you do? - Everything, dude. 317 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,203 We went around the fucking world-- 318 00:12:14,237 --> 00:12:16,005 - in the butt and everything. - Holy shit. 319 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:17,806 She made me wear a condom, though. 320 00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:20,376 - It was really hard to come. - Too much. How much? 321 00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:22,778 Look, I don't want to limit your sexual exploration, 322 00:12:22,812 --> 00:12:24,413 but you got to lay off the hookers, 323 00:12:24,447 --> 00:12:26,582 because it's illegal, and there's diseases. 324 00:12:26,616 --> 00:12:28,050 No, mama! 325 00:12:28,084 --> 00:12:30,986 - I make him put bag on it. - Mi. 326 00:12:31,021 --> 00:12:32,454 That's good, I guess. 327 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:33,989 He had a tough time... 328 00:12:34,024 --> 00:12:35,858 I did. I'm sorry, mom. 329 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,926 This is not what a mother wants for her son. 330 00:12:37,961 --> 00:12:39,361 No. 331 00:12:39,396 --> 00:12:41,196 Julia, I told them that the last time. 332 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,865 - You did? - Yes! 333 00:12:42,899 --> 00:12:44,666 God, thank you, Karen. That is so sweet. 334 00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:46,402 You're so welcome. I am so sorry. 335 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:47,736 I don't understand. 336 00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:49,004 Yes. 337 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:51,740 Rath. What are you doing here? 338 00:12:51,775 --> 00:12:53,108 Hey. Uh, is Hank around? 339 00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:55,377 Hank, sorry to bother you at home, 340 00:12:55,412 --> 00:12:58,013 but a friend of yours insisted. 341 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:01,116 Moody! 342 00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:02,591 Eddie Nero-- as I live and breathe. 343 00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:05,721 Ah! 344 00:13:08,491 --> 00:13:12,528 - Put me back in my chair. - Okay. All right. 345 00:13:14,864 --> 00:13:16,298 No! It's okay. 346 00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:18,934 I'll do it myself. 347 00:13:25,742 --> 00:13:28,277 Dare I ask why you're in a wheelchair? 348 00:13:28,311 --> 00:13:30,913 Have you finally had your genitals removed? 349 00:13:30,947 --> 00:13:33,916 No, don't be silly. It was just a flight of fancy-- 350 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,651 an a-lister's daydream. 351 00:13:35,685 --> 00:13:37,886 I thought I'd lost all my loads. 352 00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:41,957 Then your lovely soul mate taught me otherwise. 353 00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:44,126 - Karen! - Eddie. 354 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,595 Let me pepper you with kisses. 355 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:48,931 How are you? It's so nice to see you. 356 00:13:48,965 --> 00:13:50,599 It's so good to see you, Karen. 357 00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:52,901 Good. 358 00:13:52,936 --> 00:13:54,803 - Okay. - Ah, can you feel it? 359 00:13:54,838 --> 00:13:58,240 This is the site of our erotic encounter. 360 00:13:58,274 --> 00:14:01,410 The wood of this humble abode has absorbed my seed, 361 00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:03,078 my very essence. 362 00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:05,614 Are you as moist as I am? 363 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,416 Hey, pussy fart. How are you? 364 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,151 Good, Eddie. How are you? 365 00:14:09,185 --> 00:14:10,519 No, no. I'm on duty. 366 00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:11,954 Ah, of course. Karen? 367 00:14:11,988 --> 00:14:14,623 For my character, that I will be essaying 368 00:14:14,657 --> 00:14:17,659 in an upcoming episode of TV's Santa Monica Cops, 369 00:14:17,694 --> 00:14:19,361 which I have agreed to do 370 00:14:19,395 --> 00:14:20,963 because all the finest movie stars 371 00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:22,464 are coming to television today. 372 00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:23,866 And why not? 373 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:26,368 Two days on a set plus a meaty monologue 374 00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:29,004 equals... Emmy nomination! 375 00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:30,606 I'm going for the motherfucking EGOT-- 376 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,709 Emmy, Golden Globe, Oscar, Tony. 377 00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,644 And for that, I will provide sexual favors 378 00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,112 to Neil Patrick Harris, if needed. 379 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:46,188 Anyway, Moody, I need you to write me a monologue. 380 00:14:46,222 --> 00:14:48,123 I miss our collaborations. 381 00:14:48,158 --> 00:14:50,526 Rath is a fine writer, but he's terse. 382 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,261 I need someone who can provide 383 00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:54,596 a glorious golden shower of verbiage. 384 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,665 And the Emmy goes... 385 00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:58,767 to Edward fucking Nero. 386 00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,068 Good God, there are some beautiful women 387 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,637 around here tonight. 388 00:15:01,671 --> 00:15:04,006 I'm glad I still have all my loads. 389 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:06,675 We could have quite the bukkake party later. 390 00:15:06,709 --> 00:15:10,045 My character-- he cannot achieve an erection. 391 00:15:10,079 --> 00:15:11,680 He's been robbed of his manhood. 392 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:13,615 But he's still a force to be reckoned with. 393 00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:15,184 Ow! 394 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,552 Ow! 395 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:19,154 Hey! I know you... 396 00:15:19,189 --> 00:15:20,856 from Sunset and Gardner. 397 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:23,425 Hey! That right, motherfucker! 398 00:15:25,094 --> 00:15:29,231 Did not recognize you with the mustache. 399 00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:31,900 Hey. You poop on me. 400 00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:34,069 You're welcome. 401 00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:44,880 Good news-- 402 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:47,449 Rath's hitting it off with Karen over there. 403 00:15:47,483 --> 00:15:49,685 - Why is that good news? - Good news for me. 404 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:51,620 He's staying the fuck away from my mom for once. 405 00:15:51,654 --> 00:15:54,122 Yeah, well, guess who's chatting up your fucking mom, 406 00:15:54,157 --> 00:15:57,059 - is Eddie fucking Nero. - Yeah, we'll see. 407 00:15:57,093 --> 00:15:58,694 Movie star or not, that guy will get the fucking stink finger 408 00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:00,195 - if he tries anything. - No, no, no. No. 409 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,763 Stink finger is powerless over him. 410 00:16:01,798 --> 00:16:03,465 Dude poops on people. 411 00:16:03,499 --> 00:16:05,367 Ugh. That's fucking unsettling. 412 00:16:05,401 --> 00:16:06,969 - You think? - Yeah. 413 00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:08,003 Hmm. 414 00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:12,641 Hi. What's going on here? 415 00:16:12,675 --> 00:16:14,943 - Hey. - Hey. 416 00:16:14,978 --> 00:16:17,145 Um, well, I was just having the greatest conversation 417 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,081 - with your boss. - Oh. 418 00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:21,383 Yeah, well, he's not really my boss, per se. 419 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,318 Well, how else would you put it, Hank? 420 00:16:23,353 --> 00:16:26,054 I like to think of us as compatriots, 421 00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:28,156 you know, birds of a feather, kindred spirits, 422 00:16:28,191 --> 00:16:31,493 writers, men... 423 00:16:31,527 --> 00:16:33,629 - men. - I hired you. I can fire you. 424 00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:34,997 I'd say that makes me your boss. 425 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,965 Okay, fine. Yeah, be that way. 426 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,667 You know, this evening started out 427 00:16:38,701 --> 00:16:42,504 as an attempted intimate dinner for the two of us. 428 00:16:42,538 --> 00:16:45,140 And at some point, I would like to... 429 00:16:45,174 --> 00:16:46,808 - Um, yeah. - Get back to... 430 00:16:46,843 --> 00:16:48,543 - Well, it's okay, sweetie. - That particular-- 431 00:16:48,578 --> 00:16:51,079 'Cause I can-- I can catch up with you anytime. 432 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:52,848 I mean, you know, 433 00:16:52,882 --> 00:16:55,417 I don't know when I'm next gonna get to see Rick. 434 00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:57,919 We can see each other as often as you like, Karen, 435 00:16:57,954 --> 00:16:59,588 because you guys aren't together, right? 436 00:16:59,622 --> 00:17:00,589 - Well... - Right. 437 00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,324 I mean, that's a-- 438 00:17:02,358 --> 00:17:04,192 Yeah, well, these things are very complicated with Hank. 439 00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:05,627 You know, I asked him about Julia. 440 00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:07,195 He said he wasn't involved with her. 441 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,298 Next thing you know, he was inside of her, so... 442 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,768 Inside of her? Wow. 443 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,803 Um, okay. 444 00:17:14,837 --> 00:17:16,772 Yeah, well, why am I surprised? 445 00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:19,074 I mean, of course he was. 446 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:23,011 Well...it's just as well I like her, I guess. 447 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:28,283 - I'll get that. - I got it. I got it. 448 00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,285 - Hello, Leon. - It's Levon. 449 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,255 Why is that so fucking hard for people to get? 450 00:17:33,289 --> 00:17:35,290 Charlie, Marcy, 451 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:37,559 so sorry to barge in on you guys like this, 452 00:17:37,593 --> 00:17:39,928 but I must have a word. 453 00:17:39,962 --> 00:17:42,898 Hello, Edward. How are you, brah? 454 00:17:42,932 --> 00:17:44,833 Stu, my favorite moneyman! 455 00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:46,568 Stu, I'm not even gonna get up off this fucking couch 456 00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,070 to deal with this shit. 457 00:17:48,104 --> 00:17:50,405 First of all, thanks to Eddie Nero here, 458 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,307 my fucking knee is killing me. 459 00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,910 Besides, everyone knows, Stu. Everyone knows. 460 00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:57,312 Well, in that case... 461 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:01,817 Look away, Marcy! Look away! 462 00:18:01,851 --> 00:18:05,587 - But it's so beautiful. - And it's all yours. 463 00:18:05,621 --> 00:18:07,389 Just say the word 464 00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:11,193 and, uh, sign right here on the dotted line 465 00:18:11,227 --> 00:18:13,595 and if you could initial here and here. 466 00:18:13,629 --> 00:18:16,264 Stu, was is it about this woman? 467 00:18:16,299 --> 00:18:19,434 Edward, I'm so glad you asked me. 468 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:21,336 Entering her is like walking 469 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:24,206 into the most wonderful candy store in the world. 470 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:28,443 Spending time inside of her is akin to cocooning yourself 471 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:31,213 in the softest, most exotic of silks. 472 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:33,515 I remember I used to be able to press 473 00:18:33,549 --> 00:18:35,417 on her cute little tummy 474 00:18:35,451 --> 00:18:37,152 and feel myself just throbbing away in there. 475 00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:38,387 The hum was electric. 476 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,422 You have to remember that, Marcy. 477 00:18:40,456 --> 00:18:44,960 - Yeah, I guess I do. - I'm gonna throw the fuck up. 478 00:18:44,994 --> 00:18:47,396 If sex is what allows us 479 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,066 to transcend this average, everyday, humdrum existence 480 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:54,369 and get us that much closer to God, 481 00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:56,138 then it was with Marcy 482 00:18:56,172 --> 00:19:00,809 that I came within spitting distance of my maker. 483 00:19:00,843 --> 00:19:03,145 What has happened to you, Stu? 484 00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,046 Have you lost your fucking mind? 485 00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,382 Perhaps I need to experience this pint-sized powerhouse. 486 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,084 I've seen her go at it. 487 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,353 She's like a feral cat with a greedy snatch. 488 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,488 Greedy snatch! Give me, give me, give me! 489 00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:15,357 - All for it, none for you. - What? 490 00:19:15,391 --> 00:19:19,394 Well, consider this a signing bonus--10% up front. 491 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:22,798 Do with it what you will. 492 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,833 - We have to talk. - Ow! 493 00:19:24,867 --> 00:19:26,668 Come here. 494 00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:28,136 - Listen to me. - What? 495 00:19:28,171 --> 00:19:29,838 This kind of cash could get us 496 00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:31,773 out of all of our immediate debt. 497 00:19:31,808 --> 00:19:34,443 Marcy, I have put out feelers about the Krull book, 498 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,145 and I could get us at least that much... 499 00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:38,613 Almost. 500 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,482 What about next month? And the month after? 501 00:19:40,516 --> 00:19:42,684 Runkle, don't kid yourself. Things are tough out there. 502 00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:44,453 I'm offering you some sweet relief. 503 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,455 I mean, give yourself a break. 504 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:49,624 And you got to think about little Stuart, huh? 505 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:51,259 My namesake. 506 00:19:51,294 --> 00:19:53,628 Stu, you have got to stop disrespecting me 507 00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,330 in my own home! 508 00:19:55,364 --> 00:20:00,035 Oh, this is clearly a rental. 509 00:20:00,069 --> 00:20:01,870 Hit him! 510 00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,238 Ow! Ow! 511 00:20:03,272 --> 00:20:05,140 Ow! 512 00:20:05,174 --> 00:20:07,108 Okay, Runkle... 513 00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:10,145 now you pushed me too far. 514 00:20:12,348 --> 00:20:14,516 I'm gonna-- 515 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:18,720 - Aah! Aah! Aah! - Stop it! 516 00:20:18,754 --> 00:20:19,955 Charlie! 517 00:20:23,826 --> 00:20:25,861 All right. 518 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:29,764 My boy Runkle's got some serious retard strength right now. 519 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,666 - Just--yeah. - Come on. 520 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:32,801 Get him off. 521 00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:35,136 No fighting! Not on my watch! 522 00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:36,905 Holy shit. That thing is real? 523 00:20:36,939 --> 00:20:38,640 When I'm in research mode, I go all out. 524 00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,575 I'm not fucking around. 525 00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,010 Okay, I'm calling the network. I cannot work with this guy. 526 00:20:43,012 --> 00:20:46,147 - I thought Hashtag was bad. - No one should fight like this. 527 00:20:46,182 --> 00:20:47,582 No man should fight like this. 528 00:20:47,617 --> 00:20:49,951 Last time I was here, I fought much like this 529 00:20:49,986 --> 00:20:52,053 with a man named Hank Moody, 530 00:20:52,088 --> 00:20:55,323 who bested me that night and deservedly so. 531 00:20:55,358 --> 00:20:56,758 And do you know why? 532 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:59,361 Because I slept with his woman. 533 00:20:59,395 --> 00:21:00,562 Wheelchair or not, Nero, 534 00:21:00,596 --> 00:21:02,597 I will kick you in the fucking cock. 535 00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:05,467 There's no need. I have a confession to make. 536 00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:09,104 I did not penetrate your beloved that night. 537 00:21:09,138 --> 00:21:11,106 I fully intended to, 538 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:15,777 but I hadn't come with a woman in so long that I merely... 539 00:21:15,811 --> 00:21:19,314 - made wet in my tunic. - Whoa. 540 00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:20,949 She did me the great honor 541 00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:23,385 of making it seem like we made sweet love, 542 00:21:23,419 --> 00:21:25,253 which is why she is such an incredible woman. 543 00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:27,055 What is this, fucking Christmas? 544 00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:29,357 This is great news. Why didn't you tell me that? 545 00:21:29,392 --> 00:21:31,826 Because I didn't want to betray Eddie's confidence. 546 00:21:31,861 --> 00:21:33,528 Uh-huh. 547 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,263 Her loveliness is giving me an erection right now... 548 00:21:35,298 --> 00:21:36,932 No. 549 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:38,199 In spite of my best efforts to stay in character. 550 00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,668 You know, and also, 551 00:21:39,702 --> 00:21:41,636 I kind of wanted you to think that we had. 552 00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:43,438 Oh, really? You did, did you? 553 00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:46,942 Karen, if you would grant me another chance, 554 00:21:46,976 --> 00:21:49,578 I am reasonably sure I could penetrate you 555 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,646 in a satisfactory manner... 556 00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,150 Although you would have to lift me up 557 00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:57,319 off of the chair into the bed. 558 00:21:57,353 --> 00:21:59,113 Have you ever had sex with a handicapped man? 559 00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:00,655 Eddie, I think we had a moment, 560 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,791 and I think that moment's passed. 561 00:22:02,825 --> 00:22:05,327 Oh. 562 00:22:05,361 --> 00:22:07,262 Thank you for your honesty. 563 00:22:07,296 --> 00:22:08,563 What about you, Goldilocks? 564 00:22:08,598 --> 00:22:10,599 You ever made love to a paraplegic? 565 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,167 Actually, I did once. 566 00:22:12,201 --> 00:22:14,970 I really liked him, but then Levon scared him away. 567 00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:16,471 He told him if he tried anything funny, 568 00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:19,007 he'd pushed him into traffic. 569 00:22:19,041 --> 00:22:21,142 What? I was young and angry, okay? 570 00:22:21,177 --> 00:22:23,645 I didn't have a fucking father. 571 00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:25,180 He was really good at oral sex. 572 00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:27,282 Gross. That's fucking foul. 573 00:22:27,316 --> 00:22:29,250 I knew I should've pushed that fucking gimp into traffic. 574 00:22:29,285 --> 00:22:30,952 Hey, that's not nice. 575 00:22:33,322 --> 00:22:35,657 I'm sorry to say, yes. I mean, he was really good. 576 00:22:35,691 --> 00:22:37,125 - That's rough. - Whoa! 577 00:22:37,159 --> 00:22:39,494 Not any better than Edward R. Nero, 578 00:22:39,528 --> 00:22:42,163 who is nothing if not a cunning linguist. 579 00:22:42,198 --> 00:22:43,965 You know, I'm a single mom, Eddie. 580 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,667 And I'm not easily wooed. 581 00:22:45,701 --> 00:22:47,869 I'm a single father with millions of dollars 582 00:22:47,903 --> 00:22:49,738 and unlimited loads. 583 00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:53,908 "Unrimited roads"? 584 00:22:53,943 --> 00:22:56,611 Empty your pockets, bitches! 585 00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:58,713 Everyone do exactly what she says. 586 00:22:58,748 --> 00:23:00,482 I am in extraordinary shape, 587 00:23:00,516 --> 00:23:04,886 but I do not think I could survive a bullet in the head. 588 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,188 - Okay. - Come on! 589 00:23:07,223 --> 00:23:09,357 - Are you fucking kidding? - Nope. 590 00:23:09,392 --> 00:23:12,027 Hurry! Now! 591 00:23:12,061 --> 00:23:13,561 I thought you used to be a cop. 592 00:23:13,596 --> 00:23:15,830 - Shut up. - I was a fucking transit cop. 593 00:23:15,865 --> 00:23:18,133 Okay? What difference does it make anyway. 594 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,235 I don't have a gun on me. 595 00:23:29,078 --> 00:23:32,647 Edward! 596 00:23:32,682 --> 00:23:34,649 Ow! 597 00:23:34,684 --> 00:23:37,852 Later, bitches! 598 00:23:37,887 --> 00:23:39,754 Bye, Mi. 599 00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,423 - Hey! - I had fun tonight. 600 00:23:41,457 --> 00:23:45,393 That's mine! 601 00:23:45,428 --> 00:23:46,928 Aren't you glad we didn't go 602 00:23:46,962 --> 00:23:49,364 to some boring place on Abbot Kinney? 603 00:23:49,398 --> 00:23:51,966 Do you think Eddie's gonna be okay? 604 00:23:52,001 --> 00:23:53,721 He seemed all right as they were loading him 605 00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:55,336 into the ambulance. 606 00:23:55,371 --> 00:23:57,672 He asked me to email him the draft of the monologue asap 607 00:23:57,707 --> 00:24:00,041 so he can start learning his lines. 608 00:24:01,711 --> 00:24:03,478 It's not like he's actually human or anything. 609 00:24:03,512 --> 00:24:06,347 I think he's gonna be fine. 610 00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:08,616 Isn't it crazy how nothing good ever happens 611 00:24:08,651 --> 00:24:10,719 in Charlie and Marcy's house? 612 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,687 It's like that place was built 613 00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:16,091 on some Indian burial ground or something. 614 00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:17,959 Yeah. It's like there's a whole bunch 615 00:24:17,993 --> 00:24:22,263 of horny Malibu Indians rolling around underneath there. 616 00:24:22,298 --> 00:24:24,399 I don't know. 617 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:28,636 - Good night. - Good night. 618 00:24:28,671 --> 00:24:31,873 Hey, at least I learned that you didn't do sex with Eddie Nero, 619 00:24:31,907 --> 00:24:35,810 so I will sleep easier tonight. 620 00:24:35,845 --> 00:24:39,447 And I learned that you recently did do sex 621 00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:42,617 with the mother of your first child. 622 00:24:42,651 --> 00:24:45,420 I'm sorry about that. 623 00:24:45,454 --> 00:24:48,223 Why? It's your life. 624 00:24:48,257 --> 00:24:50,058 If there's something about it you don't like, 625 00:24:50,092 --> 00:24:51,159 you could change it. 626 00:24:51,193 --> 00:24:54,229 - I am trying. - Hank... 627 00:24:54,263 --> 00:24:56,064 again, I ask you why. 628 00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:59,300 You thrive on chaos. 629 00:24:59,335 --> 00:25:02,937 I mean, you need to be in the middle 630 00:25:02,972 --> 00:25:07,108 of some kind of mess of your own creation, right? 631 00:25:07,143 --> 00:25:11,813 That's what makes you attractive... 632 00:25:11,847 --> 00:25:16,851 and also impossible to live with. 633 00:25:16,886 --> 00:25:20,555 "Impossible" is a very strong word, Karen. 634 00:25:24,226 --> 00:25:26,861 Hank, I love you... 635 00:25:29,498 --> 00:25:32,033 but I can't be with you. 636 00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:34,702 When will you accept that? 637 00:25:34,737 --> 00:25:38,206 Never. 638 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,876 It's also what makes me attractive. 639 00:25:44,413 --> 00:25:46,281 Yeah... 640 00:25:46,315 --> 00:25:49,384 and very lonely. 641 00:25:49,418 --> 00:25:53,688 ? Tell myself you never loved me ? 642 00:25:53,722 --> 00:25:56,925 ? no ? 643 00:25:56,992 --> 00:26:02,411 ? oh, no ? 644 00:26:02,531 --> 00:26:06,334 ? Time cast a spell on you ? 645 00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:10,805 ? but you won't forget me ? 646 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:17,045 ? I know I could have loved you ? 647 00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:20,815 ? but you would not let me ? 648 00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:25,720 ? I will follow you down ? 649 00:26:25,754 --> 00:26:28,997 ? till the sound of my voice ? 650 00:26:29,583 --> 00:26:36,457 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com