1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:52,904 In the town of Greendale, where it always feels like Halloween, 3 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:58,493 there lived a girl who is half-witch, half-mortal, who, on her 16th birthday, 4 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,829 would have to choose between two worlds: 5 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:05,000 the witch world of her family, and the human world of her friends. 6 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,087 My name is Sabrina Spellman, and that girl is me. 7 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:21,350 I was confused by the zombies. I mean, why were they so freakin' slow? 8 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,353 Fast-moving zombies is a relatively new concept in horror. 9 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,855 Earlier incarnations assumed that reanimated corpses 10 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:31,151 were afflicted by rigor mortis, and, as such, moved slowly. 11 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,863 - How does she know these things? - No idea. 12 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,217 - Just thought they were kinda weird. - I thought it was weird too. 13 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:39,241 It's fine. 14 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:40,786 Oh, excuse me. 15 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,705 - Sabrina. - Ms. Wardwell. Hi. 16 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,625 I didn't know you were a fan of horror movies. 17 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,211 Sabrina's nuts for 'em, the gorier the better. 18 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:53,674 Well, um, who doesn't enjoy a good scare every now and again? 19 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,425 Especially this time of year. 20 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,304 Ms. Wardwell, we have a tradition of going to the movies 21 00:02:59,388 --> 00:03:03,308 and then to Dr. Cerberus's to dissect whatever we just saw. 22 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:07,062 - Do you want to join us? - I have papers to grade. 23 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,191 But thank you, thank you for the offer. Really. 24 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:14,903 See you in class, guys. 25 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,702 'Brina, why would you do that? 26 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,954 - Invite Ms. Wardwell? - Yeah. 27 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,999 I feel bad for her, living in that house... 28 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,960 all alone. 29 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,068 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 30 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,491 Oh, my God. 31 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,002 Hello? 32 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,221 Help me, please. 33 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,351 Oh, my God. 34 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:35,609 You poor creature. 35 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,404 My cottage is just down the road. 36 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:44,075 We'll get you all cleaned up, then call Dr. Saperstein in the morning. 37 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,503 The whole thing functions as a metaphor. 38 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,129 It's a monster movie, Susie. 39 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,215 Devil's advocate, can't it be both? 40 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,383 - Exactly! Exactly, it is both. - Yes. 41 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:04,012 On one level, yes, it's about zombies, but it's also about the Cold War. 42 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:06,598 - Civil rights. - The collapse of the nuclear family. 43 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,243 - Did we just watch different movies? - You didn't get that? 44 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:13,480 From when the daughter turned into a zombie and then ate her mother? 45 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:17,108 I think Harvey may have had his eyes closed during that part. 46 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,819 - No, I didn't. - Aww! 47 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,696 Oh, that's terrible. You missed the best... 48 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:25,242 - Save yourself, Sabrina! - No! 49 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,485 I'm a little scared. 50 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,263 - You seem very scared. - They're in the woods. Mmm! 51 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,500 No, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. 52 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,086 "They're coming to get you, Barbara." 53 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:41,174 Harvey Kinkle, the only person you're gonna scare is yourself! 54 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,552 Gotcha. 55 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,771 I got you something. 56 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,153 Harvey. 57 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,293 I love you, Sabrina. 58 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:20,463 I was gonna wait until your birthday to say that... 59 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,259 but since we maybe can't celebrate together this year, I thought... 60 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,719 I'm glad you didn't. 61 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,680 I love it. 62 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:30,515 And you. 63 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,902 Good night, Harvey. 64 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:43,653 Good night, Sabrina. 65 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:27,447 I brewed you some tea. 66 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:33,244 I found some yummy almond cookies in the cupboard. 67 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,457 Won't you tell me your name? Or what happened? 68 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,503 Did someone attack you? 69 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:44,755 No. 70 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,137 The woods did. 71 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,893 Oh, well... 72 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,772 You're not from around here, are you? 73 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,650 Everyone knows about the witch hunt in Salem, 74 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,736 but there was one right here in Greendale... 75 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,072 1692. 76 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,993 Thirteen witches were hung in the forest... 77 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:17,622 and their angry spirits have haunted the woods ever since. 78 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,332 How do you know so much... 79 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:20,958 about witches? 80 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:27,966 Well, I am Greendale's unofficial town historian, I suppose. 81 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,804 Plus, I teach at the local high school, Baxter High. 82 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,934 Is one of your students named... Sabrina? 83 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,521 Why, yes. 84 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,357 Sabrina Spellman. 85 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,695 Do you know Sabrina? 86 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,906 No, but I knew her bastard-of-a-father 87 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,535 who broke sacred witch law when he married a mortal sow. 88 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:42,248 The great work begins, Dark Lord. 89 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,044 I shall deliver Sabrina unto you. 90 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,404 Absit omen. 91 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,296 Good morning, Aunties. Ambrose. 92 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,138 Morning, darling. How did you sleep? 93 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,050 Tempestuously, by the sounds of it. 94 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:19,345 Now that you mention it, Aunt Zee, I did wake up once or twice. 95 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,265 It's an exciting time... 96 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,516 ...in more ways than one. 97 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,477 Hmm, I remember the week before my dark baptism. 98 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,647 It felt as if my real life were finally beginning. 99 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,065 I barely slept. 100 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,612 Rabbit's feet, under your pillow tonight, you'll sleep like the dead. 101 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:39,949 Speaking of the dead, a bat flew into my room last night. 102 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,595 - Smashed through one of my windows. - Oh, want me to bring it back? 103 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,954 No, Ambrose, we'll have none of your necromancy. 104 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,391 - Okay if I bury it in the garden? - Yes. As you wish. 105 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,919 You can bury it in the pet cemetery by the sundial. There's room there. 106 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:52,795 Oh, wait, what's this? 107 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,549 Before it can be baptized, the temple of your body needs to be purified. 108 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:57,884 Cleansed of its toxins. 109 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,638 This is actually milk and eggs and rosemary and agrimony, 110 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,225 and a cupful of vanilla and a pinch of John the Conqueror root and... 111 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,725 tannis. 112 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,811 Uh, and other herbs from my garden. 113 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,271 Drink up, darling. 114 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,140 - Don't do it, cousin. - Ambrose. 115 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:17,612 Sabrina, you need to pick a familiar before your dark baptism. 116 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,239 The Council sent the registry. 117 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,158 I've, uh, indicated a few suitable options. 118 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:27,956 Now, there's a very handsome hedgehog, a noble-looking owl. 119 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,917 Vinegar Tom would happily welcome another dog. 120 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,710 About that, Aunt Zee. 121 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,673 Instead of picking a familiar out of a book, 122 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,842 which is so, I don't know, dehumanizing... 123 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,263 Familiars are goblins who have taken on the shape of animals 124 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,075 to better serve their witch masters. There's nothing human about them. 125 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:51,020 But I've been practicing a summoning spell I found in the Demonomicon, and... 126 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,774 what if I put it out there that I'm looking for a familiar, 127 00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,485 and see if anyone wants to volunteer? 128 00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,071 I think that's a charming idea. 129 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:04,033 What about your baptismal name? Have you settled on one yet? 130 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,952 I have, as a matter of fact. 131 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,788 Edwina Diana. 132 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,542 Edwina, which is almost Edward, to honor my father, 133 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,585 and Diana, to honor my mother. 134 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,338 And not just to honor them... 135 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,841 to be closer to them. 136 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,177 To have them with me as I walk the Path of Night. 137 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,930 - I wasn't gonna cry. - And... 138 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,809 I just wish your mom and dad were here to see this, to see you. 139 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,562 - Me too, Auntie. - They would be so proud of you. 140 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,939 They would be so proud of the young woman you've become. 141 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:39,819 Correction, Hilda, they'd be so proud of the young witch she is becoming. 142 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,631 Penny Dreadful for your thoughts, cousin? 143 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,176 Just... 144 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,722 ...some people might say that a bat crashing through a window is a bad omen. 145 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,768 I also found a two-headed frog in my shoe yesterday. 146 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,562 Hold a tick, you're not having doubts, are you, 147 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,022 about your dark baptism? 148 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,526 Back inside with Madams Jekyll and Hyde, you seemed excited. 149 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,988 And I am. But I'm also a little... 150 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:28,034 It's all right to... to be a little nervous. 151 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,663 Going into the woods, signing your name in the Dark Lord's book. 152 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,457 Even I had butterflies. 153 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,128 What have you told your mortal friends? 154 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,256 That you're being transferred to some posh boarding school in Connecticut? 155 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,260 Cousin... 156 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,223 - you have told them something, I hope. - Not yet. 157 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,811 - I'm waiting for the right time. - But it will never be the right time. 158 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,063 That's why you must rip this particular Band-Aid off. 159 00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,650 You wouldn't understand, Ambrose, you were born a full witch. 160 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,403 You didn't have to say goodbye to half your life, 161 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,071 your friends, your boyfriend. 162 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,157 True, but afterwards, when you're fully a witch, 163 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,867 you'll stay younger longer. 164 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,370 You'll cultivate your gifts at the Academy of Unseen Arts, 165 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,247 where your father was headmaster. 166 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:17,166 You will belong, cousin, in every sense of the word. 167 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,376 I know. 168 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,630 And I want all those things. I do. It's just... 169 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,717 It's dumb. 170 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,357 You're only supposed to start missing things 171 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,141 after you say goodbye to them, right? 172 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,393 I've been under house arrest with our aunties 173 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,437 for the last 75 years, Sabrina. 174 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,605 Forbidden from leaving these grounds. 175 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,277 I am continuously missing everything. 176 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,009 Spirits of the forest, I pronounce my intentions to thee. 177 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,846 Come forth and seek me, and equal we will be. 178 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:16,934 Not master and servant, but familiar to familiar, 179 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:21,606 to share our knowledge, our spirit, and our traits. 180 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:35,536 And now, spirits, we will wait. 181 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,136 A summoning spell, Sabrina? 182 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,016 - Calling forth a familiar? - Then you are being baptized. 183 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:58,726 Prudence, Dorcas, Agatha. 184 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,394 Well, well, well... 185 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,356 And are we to assume that means you'll be transferring 186 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,483 to the Academy of Unseen Arts as well? 187 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,859 That's the plan. 188 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,611 That's unfortunate. 189 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,197 We don't want half-breeds at the academy. 190 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,574 And who, exactly, are you calling a half-breed? 191 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:18,037 Isn't that what you are? Half-witch, half-mortal? 192 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,873 Stay with your own kind. 193 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,752 You don't want what happened to your mother and father to happen to you. 194 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,211 What did you say? 195 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:27,838 The accident... 196 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,715 that took their lives... 197 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:33,261 It would be tragic if a similar one befell you. 198 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,430 I'm not gonna be baited or bullied by you, 199 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:39,642 not in the woods and not at the academy. 200 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,227 Stubborn mutt. 201 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,990 What are you doing? 202 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,831 A curse? You're cursing me? 203 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,394 Succubitches. 204 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,284 Sabrina. Hey, girl. 205 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,412 Stepped in some poison ivy, Roz. Gotta wash it off me. 206 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,204 Okay. 207 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,145 If truly I am cursed today, let water wash the hex away. 208 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,546 If truly I am cursed today, let water wash the hex away. 209 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,594 Susie? 210 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,472 Susie. 211 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:03,184 What's going on? What happened? 212 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,565 They pulled up my shirt. 213 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,194 What? 214 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,113 Who did? 215 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,245 It was four of them. Four troglodyte football players. 216 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:26,082 They pulled up her shirt, Principal Hawthorne, 217 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,835 because they wanted to see if she had breasts. 218 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,421 To see if she was really a boy or a girl under there. 219 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:37,468 Well, uh, Miss Spellman, if you could give me their names, 220 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,012 then I will have them in for review. 221 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,430 Susie wouldn't tell me. 222 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,015 But I can guess. 223 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,227 Or you can bring in all the football players for questioning. 224 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,062 You're suggesting a witch hunt? 225 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,772 I don't care for that term. 226 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,901 But Susie doesn't feel safe here, in your school. 227 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:57,822 She is living in a constant state of fear. 228 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,614 Hmm. 229 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:05,121 Well, if that is true, then you, as her friend... 230 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:06,996 might... 231 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,917 suggest to Miss Putnam that she... 232 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,795 find another school. 233 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,758 - Hey, what's up? Everything okay? - Some jerks were picking on Susie, 234 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:22,471 being cruel to her, Harvey. Calling her a freak, pawing at her. 235 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:23,931 Assholes. Who were they? 236 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,643 Susie won't tell me their names, but can you ask around? I'll do the same. 237 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,271 Of course, but 'Brina, these guys, they'll close ranks. 238 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,165 Especially to someone not on their bullshit team. 239 00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,025 We have to do something, Harvey, this can't keep happening. 240 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:37,129 I'm with you, we'll try, I'm just saying... 241 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,781 That there's no way to protect Susie? Is that what everyone's telling me? 242 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,783 Not at all. 243 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:48,080 Perhaps I can be of assistance, Sabrina. 244 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,791 Ms. Wardwell? 245 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,459 Yes? 246 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,963 My heart weeps for your friend. 247 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,926 Such a difficult thing to be going through. 248 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,304 Yeah, it's this, uh... 249 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,974 this town, this school, there's a culture of... 250 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,642 Puritanical masculinity? 251 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:12,104 And Principal Hawthorne is the most intolerant, 252 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:16,066 the most buffoonish, the most misogynist of all. 253 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,612 When will the world learn? 254 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,782 Women should be in charge of everything. 255 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,576 Our assistant principal, Ms. Glover, 256 00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,870 she wouldn't turn a blind eye to what's happening. 257 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,623 I just wish Hawthorne would just... 258 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,707 Just what? 259 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,668 Hawthorne's a bully... 260 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,473 and I wish someone would teach him a lesson. 261 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:40,673 Why not you? 262 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,845 How would that help Susie? 263 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,349 A fish rots from the head down. 264 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,478 Principal Hawthorne isn't an ally. If... 265 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,897 If he were to take a sabbatical, say, 266 00:21:54,980 --> 00:22:00,110 I suspect you and your friends would come up with some way to help Susie. 267 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,111 The problem is, 268 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:05,324 Hawthorne doesn't take sabbaticals or days off, even. 269 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,829 He's scared of spiders, you know. 270 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,874 Principal Hawthorne is? 271 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,961 Hmm. 272 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,299 Absolutely terrified of them. 273 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,894 A graven image. 274 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:41,485 The football players are a symptom, but the disease goes much deeper, 275 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,529 into the bedrock of this school. 276 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,115 So, that's where we fight it, with a club. 277 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,410 For young women. To meet and bolster each other. 278 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,996 Where we can discuss issues and problems we're facing 279 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,832 and come up with proactive solutions. 280 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,918 You mean, like, a club to topple the white patriarchy? 281 00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,587 - Wait. What? - Exactly. 282 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,756 To mobilize and protest if we need to get political, 283 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,467 to fight when we need to fight, to defend each other. 284 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,304 So Susie never feels alone, so none of us do. 285 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,973 Won't Hawthorne block this? He wouldn't let me start 286 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,976 a Daughters of the Black Panthers club last year. 287 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:17,688 I may have a plan for getting this through without the interference of Hawthorne. 288 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,648 I just need to do it fast. 289 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:20,816 How fast? 290 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,527 As soon as possible. But definitely by Friday. 291 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,572 Just in time for your birthday. 292 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,950 Yes, but remember, we're not making a big deal about that 293 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,595 - this year. - But it is a big deal. 294 00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,288 It's your sweet 16, on Halloween. 295 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,539 There's an eclipse. 296 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,375 I mean, that kind of cosmic alignment demands a party. 297 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,921 - Harvey, back me up. - I've tried, Roz, multiple times, but... 298 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,674 But I have plans with my aunts. 299 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,345 Years-in-the-making plans. 300 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,848 It's a super-secret Spellman family tradition 301 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,560 that I'm not supposed to talk about, so let's just focus on our club. 302 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,853 What should we call it? 303 00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,521 The She-Hawks. 304 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:09,949 Ah, Stolas. My familiar, my faithful factotum. 305 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,204 Our Dark Lord is wise. 306 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,708 He senses her attachment to the mortal world 307 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,461 and has sent us to see that his will will be done. 308 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,258 And see to it we shall. 309 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,433 Spellman Sisters Mortuary, how may I assist you? 310 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,476 Oh, no. 311 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,396 Yes, Hilda, what is it? 312 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,065 A young man has just been stabbed. 313 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,277 His mother and father are coming to see us. Poor, poor dears. 314 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:48,361 Oh. 315 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,613 Praise Satan. 316 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,492 And do the parents want an open or closed casket? 317 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:58,330 We didn't get that far, Zelda. Their son was just stabbed to death. 318 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:02,960 Well, even if we can't use his flesh, we still need blood for Sabrina's baptism, 319 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:08,173 and human blood is always preferable, so, the timing couldn't be more perfect. 320 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,134 Hellishly so. 321 00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:13,470 It's... It's very funny. 322 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,724 Mr. and Mrs. Kemper, we're so sorry for your loss. 323 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:21,603 My sister and I will do everything to make it as painless as possible. 324 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:25,274 We couldn't have children, so we had to adopt Connor. 325 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,524 Oh. 326 00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,404 Could you make him look like that? 327 00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,889 About your birthday, 'Brina. 328 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:39,663 I know you have this super mysterious thing with your aunts 329 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:41,206 you're not allowed to talk about... 330 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:46,754 but... are you a hundred percent sure I can't convince you otherwise? 331 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,922 It could just be the two of us... 332 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:53,802 watching the eclipse together, waiting for it to get dark. 333 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:57,431 - Harvey, that sounds like a dream. - Mm-hmm. 334 00:25:57,514 --> 00:26:02,227 But... this thing, it's... it's kind of an obligation. 335 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:08,233 And you really can't tell us, tell me, anything about it? 336 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,069 Only that it's important... 337 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:13,322 to my aunts... 338 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:14,781 and to me. 339 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,977 What's so important you're gonna miss your birthday for it? 340 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,997 It's not so much about my birthday. It's... 341 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,792 It's more about what comes after. 342 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,711 That sounds ominous. 343 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,216 I'm moving, Harvey. 344 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,387 I'm leaving Baxter High 345 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,432 and going to a boarding school in Connecticut. 346 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:42,558 What? 347 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:45,354 Are you being serious? 348 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,024 My aunts are dropping me off... this Friday night. 349 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,993 What the hell are you talking about, Sabrina? 350 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:55,656 I'm talking about this amazing opportunity that I... 351 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,574 I can't say no to. 352 00:26:58,534 --> 00:27:00,661 So amazing you've never mentioned it to me? 353 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,454 Or to Roz? Or to Susie? 354 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,957 I didn't want to freak you guys out. 355 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,710 So what? You were just going to leave? Without saying bye? 356 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,171 No, of course not. 357 00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,092 Well... what school? What's its name? 358 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,094 Um, it's, uh... 359 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,889 Sorry, I'm blanking. 360 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,559 - Really? - It's on the tip of my brain. 361 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:27,688 'Cause I gotta say, 'Brina, this is all feeling kind of shady. 362 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,401 It's almost like... 363 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,110 What? 364 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:38,532 I dunno, like you're... hiding something from me... 365 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,327 which you don't ever have to do. 366 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,830 You know that, right? 367 00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,208 No, of course I know that. 368 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,376 You can just... 369 00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:52,296 tell me the truth... 370 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,297 whatever it is... 371 00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:56,175 and it'll be fine. 372 00:27:57,885 --> 00:27:58,885 I... 373 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,222 Seriously, 'Brina. 374 00:28:02,306 --> 00:28:04,850 There's nothing we can't handle, 375 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:07,186 as long as we're being honest with each other. 376 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,061 Harvey... 377 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:11,565 What is it? Tell me. 378 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,909 It might be easier if I showed you. 379 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:24,577 Okay. 380 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,669 Listen. 381 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:36,673 I love that sound. 382 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:40,552 The wind blowing through tree branches. 383 00:28:43,597 --> 00:28:46,183 I think that's my favorite sound in the whole world. 384 00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,062 What did you want to show me? 385 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,652 This place. 386 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:01,406 It's where I was born, Harvey. 387 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,993 Not in Greendale General. Here. 388 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:07,829 In this grove of trees. 389 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,831 Almost 16 years ago. 390 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:19,007 It's also where I'll be reborn this Friday night. 391 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,636 On my 16th birthday, at the stroke of midnight, 392 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,013 under an eclipsing blood moon. 393 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,684 I don't understand. Reborn how? 394 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:35,482 The ceremony's called a dark baptism, but it's not as bad as it sounds. 395 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:40,070 It's kind of like when we went to Shoshanna Feldman's bat mitzvah. 396 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:43,031 Or Guadalupe Lopez's quinceañera. 397 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:48,745 I'm leaving my... girlhood behind. 398 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,544 In the woods? 399 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,672 Is that a metaphor? 400 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:02,426 Harvey, do you remember... at the beginning of the school year, 401 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,387 what Miss Wardwell told us about Ye Olde Greendale? 402 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,514 How there were witch trials like in Salem, 403 00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:09,933 but no one ever talked about them or wrote about them? 404 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,643 There are no gravestones, no monuments? 405 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,186 Hazily, yeah. 406 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,939 That's because the witches didn't want anyone to know. 407 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:19,526 So that the coven could keep living in Greendale, 408 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:22,821 privately, undisturbed, through the centuries. 409 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,869 So that we could. 410 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,036 "We." 411 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,998 What are you saying? That you're a... 412 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,081 Half-witch. 413 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,002 On my father's side. 414 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,131 I'm saying that witches are real, Harvey. 415 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:44,176 And my father was one. A warlock. 416 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:47,387 And that after this weekend, after my baptism, 417 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,973 after I sign my name in the Dark Lord's book, 418 00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:54,019 I'll have to leave Baxter High and go to the Academy of Unseen Arts... 419 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:54,936 What? 420 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,065 ...and renounce any and all meaningful connections to mortals. 421 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,199 There are so many delicious things about being a witch, 422 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:11,328 but the one really bad thing is saying goodbye to you 423 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,246 and to Roz and Susie. 424 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:16,500 I mean... Are you saying all this because you don't want to be with me? 425 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,667 Because I said I love you? 426 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:18,877 No, Harvey, no. 427 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,505 I'm saying this because on Monday morning, 428 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,299 I don't want to suddenly be gone from your life 429 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,052 and you not know why or blame yourself. 430 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:28,887 I know it's a lot to take in. 431 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,055 That you're a witch? 432 00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:33,850 Sorry, a half-witch? Yeah. Yeah, it is. 433 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,731 So, forget I said anything. 434 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:43,735 Harvey, listen to my voice, hear my words, and forget I said anything. 435 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:46,422 Bless your mind, bless your heart, let these painful thoughts depart. 436 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,446 Wait... 437 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,960 - Oh! - Harvey? 438 00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:08,635 Sabrina, what... 439 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,847 Where are we? 440 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,014 The woods. 441 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,061 We were walking home and decided to try a different path. 442 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,562 Oh. 443 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,860 - Then? - Then we got lost for a minute... 444 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,155 but now we're okay. 445 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,282 Good. 446 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,581 Were we talking about something? 447 00:32:41,334 --> 00:32:44,838 I was telling you how I have plans with my aunts this Halloween. 448 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:51,594 Hey. 449 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:53,345 Hey. 450 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:57,017 Why so glum? Sabrina. 451 00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:01,021 I was telling Harvey that I was leaving Baxter High to... 452 00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:03,190 Go to a posh boarding school in Connecticut? 453 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:07,194 Yes, but then, I didn't want to lie to him, Ambrose, so... 454 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,363 I told him I was a witch. 455 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,033 Oh, my. 456 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,911 But it was too wrenching... 457 00:33:17,454 --> 00:33:18,454 so I took it back. 458 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:21,625 - Wrenching in what way? - In every way. 459 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:26,463 This whole situation, it's... it's impossible. 460 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,382 I love Harvey. 461 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,969 I don't want to say bye to him. Or my friends. 462 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,518 I wish I could just bring them with me. 463 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,228 Along the Path of Night? 464 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,814 Oh, cousin. 465 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,777 If... If only I could make things easier for you. 466 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:50,736 That's okay. 467 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,406 I'll get through it. 468 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:56,451 I'll get through it. 469 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:02,415 But one thing you can do is help me with a spell later. 470 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:03,833 To deal with my principal. 471 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,921 So I can set up a club at school before my baptism. 472 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:09,839 To protect Susie. 473 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:11,758 And all the girls. 474 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:17,639 If I can't stay with them, at least I can do this one thing. 475 00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,018 My grimoire is your grimoire. 476 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,355 And what time will we be spell-casting? 477 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,692 - Midnight-ish. - The witching hour? 478 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,235 Ooh, spooky. 479 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:41,079 Oh, Aunt Hilda, the weird sisters are horrible. 480 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:45,208 Everyone who goes to the academy is snobby and horrible and racist. 481 00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,711 Why on earth would they curse you for no reason? 482 00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:49,754 Don't worry, I washed it off me. 483 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,758 - Well, we're gonna check that for sure. - They're jealous of you. 484 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,052 You're the daughter of a High Priest. 485 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:57,386 Who are they? 486 00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,514 Nobodies. 487 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,100 But that's precisely why you need a familiar. 488 00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,935 To protect you from these sorts of attacks. 489 00:35:04,019 --> 00:35:05,437 I tried summoning one. 490 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,814 Break an egg, please, miss. 491 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,649 Better safe than sorry. 492 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:15,905 Oh. I was right. That is a blood curse. 493 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:17,198 Oh, it's lingering. 494 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:21,786 So, untreated, that is gonna eat slowly away at your health, 495 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,121 your will, and your sanity. 496 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:29,002 So, a regimen of salt water baths, reversing candles for a couple of weeks, 497 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,962 and that will do the trick, I think. 498 00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:32,881 All right, off you go. 499 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,056 Aunties? 500 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:47,312 The weird sisters said something... about Mom and Dad. 501 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,527 What did they say about your mother and father? 502 00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,149 Their accident. 503 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,860 They were almost implying that it wasn't an accident. 504 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:56,863 - Well, that's just poppycock. - Yeah. 505 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:59,407 Your father and mother were flying to Italy. 506 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:03,370 Edward was giving a lecture at the Vatican when their plane went down. 507 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:04,788 Tragically. 508 00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:09,334 Now get upstairs and into a bath like your Aunt Hilda says. 509 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,128 Mom? 510 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,213 Dad? 511 00:36:58,007 --> 00:36:59,259 Wait! 512 00:37:09,811 --> 00:37:11,354 Mom? Dad? 513 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,356 Are you coming? 514 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:14,733 To my baptism? 515 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,235 I've taken your names, I hope that's all right. 516 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,780 This isn't like you, cousin, 517 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:04,365 using witchcraft to settle personal vendettas. 518 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:06,701 These are desperate times, Ambrose. 519 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:09,996 Now remember, I don't want to kill Principal Hawthorne, 520 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,081 I just need to give him a good scare. 521 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:15,794 Ms. Wardwell told me he's terrified of spiders. 522 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,212 Oh, that's easy, then. 523 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:21,800 It's lucky that Aunt Hilda keeps them as her familiars. 524 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,479 Are you sure you don't want to kill him? Because we could do that. 525 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,357 Nope. I just need him to take a day or two off from school. 526 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,985 Right. Well, we'll only mildly traumatize him, then. 527 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:54,707 Spider, O Spider, pray why do you spin your pretty white web so fine and so thin? 528 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,418 To catch fat flies and make them into pies. 529 00:38:57,794 --> 00:39:04,551 Spider, O spider, pray, do you not see? Here comes a big, buzzing, blundering bee. 530 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:09,514 He'll spoil your fine net while you fume and you fret, 531 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:13,852 but no mercy you grant, and no mercy you'll get. 532 00:40:14,287 --> 00:40:15,287 Oh, no. 533 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:16,663 What now? 534 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,964 Sabrina. 535 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:31,762 Who... 536 00:40:32,513 --> 00:40:33,513 Who are you? 537 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,019 Show yourself. 538 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:41,356 I heard you calling in the woods. 539 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,236 And I came. 540 00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:52,617 Aw! 541 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,667 Such a pretty kitty. 542 00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:03,252 What's your name? 543 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,844 I don't understand you, niece. 544 00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:14,722 You'd rather a feral familiar than one bred for service? 545 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:18,434 Salem doesn't serve me, Aunt Zee. We're in a partnership. 546 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,436 He'll protect me, I'll protect him. 547 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:23,272 Drink up, darling. I put a bit of cinnamon in it this time. 548 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,817 And why did you name him Salem of all things? 549 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,277 I didn't. He named himself Salem. 550 00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:32,907 At least you have your familiar now. And you're purifying yourself. 551 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,701 Yeah, you're almost ready for your baptism. 552 00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,869 About that. 553 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,500 So, I'm in the middle of getting this club started at school. 554 00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:44,043 Club? What kind of club? 555 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:47,922 Women protecting women. You know, sort of like a coven. 556 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:54,554 Anyway, I was wondering if we could maybe, possibly postpone my baptism a little bit. 557 00:41:54,971 --> 00:41:57,056 - Postpone it? - Oh, dear. 558 00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,143 Sabrina, you cannot postpone your 16th birthday, 559 00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,454 especially not when it falls on the eclipsing of a blood moon 560 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:05,231 which only occurs once every 66 years. 561 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,027 If it's just about a club, dear... 562 00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,903 It's not, Aunt Hilda. 563 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,281 There's also the Harvey of it all. 564 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,201 We very recently took things to the next level. 565 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,328 He hasn't defiled you, has he? 566 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:23,666 Witch law forbids novitiates from being anything less than virginal. 567 00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:25,543 - Oh, wow. - Aunt Zelda. 568 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,587 Not that it's anyone's business, but no. 569 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:29,756 Praise Satan. 570 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,559 However, now that you bring it up, 571 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:35,178 I admit, I have reservations about saving myself for the Dark Lord. 572 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,181 Why does he get to decide what I do with my body? 573 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:39,223 Because it is witch law. Covenant. 574 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,308 Okay, but why? 575 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,438 And if you don't know, maybe I can talk to someone before my baptism, 576 00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:49,067 someone who can help me understand these things so I can make an educated choice. 577 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:50,150 Choice? 578 00:42:50,777 --> 00:42:54,113 It is our sacred duty and honor to serve the Dark Lord. 579 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:56,783 The extraordinary, delicious gifts he bestows on us 580 00:42:56,866 --> 00:42:58,659 in return for signing his book. 581 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,829 - And you, you would deny him that? - It's my name, Aunt Zelda. 582 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:05,291 We all signed the book, and proudly, I might add. 583 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,335 This is your mother's influence. 584 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,046 Zelda, calm down. Your blood pressure. 585 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:11,464 This is your fault too. 586 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,008 We should've home-schooled her, as is our custom. 587 00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:19,597 Sabrina, do you not want to join the Church of Night as a full member? 588 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:21,808 I think so, I just don't know why 589 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:25,103 I have to give up everything in my life that's human to do it. 590 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:28,439 Witch law. The Path of Night or the Path of Light. 591 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:30,191 But not both. 592 00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,528 And yet, my father, a warlock, married my mother, 593 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:34,529 and she was human. 594 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,657 Yes, and it very nearly got Edward excommunicated. 595 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:40,952 Which begs the question, why would I want to join an organization 596 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:43,037 that would do that to anyone I cared about? 597 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,039 Because it's what they wanted for you. 598 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:50,503 Isn't that right, Hilda? 599 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:53,965 Didn't Edward and Diana both say so? 600 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,176 Yeah, they... they did, lamb. Many times. 601 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:59,637 You are a Daughter of the Church of Night. 602 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:01,722 Your father was a High Priest. 603 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:04,225 You will be baptized under a blood moon, 604 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:07,895 as we were, as all the Spellmans before you were, 605 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,982 as your children will be. And that, niece, is final. 606 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,116 Let me ask you, 607 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:23,995 that spell we cast on Hawthorne last night, you enjoyed that? 608 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,497 From the glint in your eye, you loved it. 609 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:28,666 Yes. Of course. 610 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:33,087 You realize that your gifts, that euphoria fade to nothing if you aren't baptized. 611 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,171 I know. 612 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,884 I just... need to be sure. 613 00:44:40,136 --> 00:44:42,417 In that case, you need to get your hands on a malum malus. 614 00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:45,183 - What's a malum malus? - It depends on who's translating. 615 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,476 If it's a man, it's the apple of evil. 616 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,229 If it's a woman, it's the fruit of knowledge. 617 00:44:50,730 --> 00:44:51,898 What do you do with it? 618 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,150 It's an apple, Sabrina, you bite it. 619 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,905 And it whispers secrets to you. 620 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:01,282 Grants you knowledge. 621 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,285 Sometimes it might show you a glimpse of the future. 622 00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:07,413 "Should you walk the Path of Night or the Path of Light?" 623 00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:12,418 The malum malus might illuminate one path over another. 624 00:45:13,586 --> 00:45:16,422 - Is that interesting to you? - Yes, I'm interested. 625 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,342 Go to an orchard, find the oldest tree. 626 00:45:20,259 --> 00:45:22,970 It'll have one. The older the tree, the more it's seen, 627 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,432 the more it knows, the more accurate its reading of the future will be. 628 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,016 Groovy. 629 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,937 And make sure there are no worms in it. 630 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,417 A malum malus? 631 00:45:55,628 --> 00:45:59,966 And what, Stolas, if the malum shows the half-breed 632 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,760 something that dissuades her from her baptism? 633 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:06,973 Our Dark Lord wouldn't like that, would he? 634 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:11,185 Hi, Mrs. Meeks. 635 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:15,606 Rosalind and I were wondering, is Principal Hawthorne in yet? 636 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:19,402 Um... Principal Hawthorne won't be coming in today. 637 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,531 He's had a... shock. 638 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,240 Shoot. 639 00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:28,995 Rosalind and I have a club proposal we were hoping to get approved today. 640 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:31,414 In Mr. Hawthorne's absence, 641 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:35,710 Assistant Principal Glover would, I suppose... 642 00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:38,963 be empowered to review such applications. 643 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:44,885 Hawthorne has never been sick a day in his life. 644 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,388 What did you do, stick pins in a voodoo doll? 645 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:00,943 Susie! Come on! We need help! 646 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,193 Okay. 647 00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:08,367 You guys, you aren't doing all this just for me, are you? 648 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:12,830 For all of us. Fifty-three percent of Baxter High is female, Susie. 649 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:14,623 The school needs a club like this. 650 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:18,044 It's long overdue, girl. But, yes, if anyone messes with you again, 651 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:21,255 you'll have a recognized, legitimate sisterhood backing you up. 652 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:25,134 - And the name, WICCA? - Rosalind came up with it. 653 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:30,056 The Woman's Intersectional Cultural and Creative Association: WICCA. 654 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,769 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! 655 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:37,938 And the more girls who join, the harder we'll be to silence. 656 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:40,608 That call was for you, Sabrina. 657 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,651 Ms. Wardwell has asked to see you in her office. 658 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:51,535 Assistant Principal Glover tells me she's ratified your organization 659 00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:55,664 and that on the application, I was listed as faculty advisor. 660 00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,043 - I hope that's okay, Ms. Wardwell. - Happy to do it. 661 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,046 Especially if this club gives you 662 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:04,340 the peace of mind you're so clearly craving. 663 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:07,259 It'll help. At least on this one front. 664 00:48:07,676 --> 00:48:08,676 Oh, is there... 665 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,680 Is there something else bothering you? 666 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:14,350 Weighing on you? 667 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:18,562 - If I can be honest with you... - Oh, absolutely. 668 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:23,567 ...there is a possibility of me going to a different school, 669 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:28,781 a private school, but I'm not 100 percent sure it's something I want. 670 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,618 Well, is, um... Is it a good school? 671 00:48:32,701 --> 00:48:34,203 One of the best. 672 00:48:34,286 --> 00:48:38,124 And, complicating matters, my dad went to this school. 673 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:41,585 Then why wouldn't you go? 674 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:46,382 Mind you, not that I want to see my prize pupil vanishing on me. 675 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,219 This wouldn't be about a boy, would it? 676 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:55,141 I've noticed how enamored you are with Mr. Kinkle. 677 00:48:55,224 --> 00:48:59,437 Harvey's a part of it, sure, but it's everything. 678 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:01,647 All my life is in Greendale. 679 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,359 It's proving difficult to untangle myself from that. 680 00:49:09,321 --> 00:49:10,322 Well, um... 681 00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:13,451 this merits further discussion. 682 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,786 Why don't you and I get together after school 683 00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:20,332 and see if we can't untangle this Gordian knot together? 684 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,711 I'd love that, Ms. Wardwell, but I have plans after school. 685 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,422 - Oh? - I'm going apple picking. 686 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,716 Ha! How fun. 687 00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,885 Where would that be? 688 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,886 - It doesn't fit. - Well, it will. 689 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,596 Then we can color it in. 690 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,908 What's the point? I don't even know why I bother. 691 00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,184 - There's something you should see. - Mmm? 692 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,477 In the embalming room. 693 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,232 So dramatic. 694 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:31,654 - It's a birthmark. - Except I poked it, and... 695 00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:42,540 Oh, that doesn't bleed. 696 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,043 That's a witch's mark, then. 697 00:50:46,252 --> 00:50:49,129 Or it's simply that his blood started to settle in his buttocks. 698 00:50:49,213 --> 00:50:52,174 But if it is a witch's mark and Connor here was murdered... 699 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,551 A witch hunter? 700 00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:55,010 Is that possible? 701 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,762 Might be worth bringing up to the Council. 702 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:59,682 Yet another reason Sabrina needs to join the Church of the Night. 703 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:01,100 So she's protected. 704 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:06,355 - Witches without covens are easy pickings. - I've been praying on that, Zelda, 705 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:11,735 and I just think that if she wants to talk to someone, an outside opinion... 706 00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:15,489 Who would you have her talk to, Hilda? The Dark Lord himself? 707 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,573 No. 708 00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:22,746 No, but I just... I feel like, as close to him as reasonably possible. 709 00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,502 - Finish the embalming. Carefully. - Hmm. 710 00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,629 We'll need every single drop of blood 711 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:33,048 for Sabrina's anointment during the baptism. 712 00:51:33,507 --> 00:51:35,676 Shame they decided against a closed casket. 713 00:51:36,468 --> 00:51:38,762 We haven't had long pig for dinner in ages. 714 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,142 Hey, I should probably get a pumpkin for my stoop, 715 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:26,935 in case we get any trick-or-treaters. 716 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,665 - Your aunts don't need any more, do they? - No, Harvey. I think they're covered. 717 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:31,689 Okay. 718 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,878 Nothing's ever easy, is it? 719 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:06,517 Hickery Pickery, Hickery Pickery, 720 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,851 where shall this girl go? 721 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:11,146 She'll go east, she'll go west, she'll go to the crow's nest. 722 00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:14,483 Hickery Pickery, Hickery Pickery. 723 00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:52,979 Wait. 724 00:54:22,176 --> 00:54:26,180 There will be no apple picking for you, my dear. 725 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,795 Salem. 726 00:54:57,878 --> 00:54:59,630 Oh, my God. 727 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,842 Well done. Good boy. 728 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,970 Who... Who sent that? 729 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:09,014 Was it the weird sisters? 730 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:14,269 Okay, well, can you help me get through the maze? 731 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,480 To the tree? 732 00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:47,511 How will I know, Salem, which apple is the... 733 00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:54,893 the malum malus? 734 00:56:16,665 --> 00:56:17,665 Malum... 735 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,169 should I be baptized? 736 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:41,041 Hey. 737 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,502 Pumpkins are in the truck. 738 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,337 Why didn't you wait for me? 739 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:47,631 Aw! 740 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,133 Who's this little guy? 741 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:51,676 Um... 742 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,052 A stray. 743 00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:54,929 I'm taking him home. 744 00:57:55,764 --> 00:57:59,476 I never really thought of you as a cat person, but... okay. 745 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:12,822 Salem? 746 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:31,341 Aunties? 747 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,218 Ambrose? 748 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:38,140 Can we please have a family meeting? I've made a decision about my baptism. 749 00:58:40,142 --> 00:58:42,477 Sabrina. We're in here. 750 00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:01,246 - Is this the child? - It is, Your Excellency. 751 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,082 This is our niece, Sabrina. 752 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:14,217 Oh, my child. You have no idea how special you are, do you? 753 00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,261 How you've been chosen. 754 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,473 Sorry, do I know you? 755 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:23,351 Honestly. Forgive her, Father, she knows not what she says. 756 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,354 Sabrina, we are being honored tonight. 757 00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:28,648 This is Faustus Blackwood. 758 00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,819 He's High Priest of the Church of Night. 759 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:37,866 Dark Lord Satan's representative on earth. 760 00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:40,285 Your aunts tell me you're having doubts about your baptism. 761 00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:44,915 That you may, in fact, not be signing your name in the Book of the Beast. 762 00:59:44,998 --> 00:59:47,751 - Uh... - No, no, no. That cannot be. 763 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,045 That must not be. 764 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:52,630 So... 765 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:57,886 let us see what I can do to convince you. 766 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,702 Brett, move your head. 767 01:01:04,305 --> 01:02:04,646 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org