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MAN:
Morgan, this is a bad idea.
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MORGAN:
Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
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CHUCK:
I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
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MORGAN:
Plan? What plan?
This is survival.
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(knocking on door)
That's her. We've
been compromised.
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I'm a ghost.
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Morgan, you can't
leave me like this.
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You can't do this
to me, man.
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Chuck, what are you doing?
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Uh, escaping.
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From your own birthday party?
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Wow, you look fan...
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...tastic.
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Uh, you know, sis,
the thing is,
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Morgan and I don't really
feel like we're fitting in...
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at my birthday party,
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'cause we don't know
anybody,
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'cause they're
all your friends
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Well, your jokes.
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Okay, my jokes.
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Chuck, I have invited
real, live women for you.
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So please... let's go.
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Morgan, you stay here.
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Need a hand,
buddy?
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No, no, no, I'm okay,
I'm all right.
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ELLIE:
Birthday boy, come with me.
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We're going to be social.
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You are funny, you are smart,
you are handsome.
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Thank you. Oh, there's
Captain Awesome.
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Please don't
call him that.
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Okay, I've identified
some candidates for Chuck
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and they are awesome.
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Let me introduce
you to Chuck-- Ellie's brother.
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Hi, Chuck.
We've heard
so much about you.
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Are you in
a costume?
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"Nerd Herd"?
That is so cute.
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What do you really want to do?
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Working on my five-year plan.
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Just need to choose a font.
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What happened here?
Did you hurt your hand?
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The controller chafes
after several hours.
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Yes, that's technically correct.
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I graduated in '02.
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What was
your major?
Engineering.
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Oh, my God, I knew
this great guy.
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He was an engineer, um,
he ran track
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and I think he was
a gymnast, too.
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Bryce Larkin-- he was
my roommate.
Oh, yes.
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What's he doing now?
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I think he's an accountant.
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(distant siren wails)
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(grunts)
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(shoes squeak)
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(frantic typing)
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(panting)
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It's hard to say good-bye.
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(male voice):
Security breach. Data vault.
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So, do you have a girlfriend?
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Uh, no... I did
a while back at Stanford.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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We met
freshman year.
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Oh, that was a while back.
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I remember
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when I met Jill, I was...
it was an economics class.
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I was walking
across the quad
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and she had dropped her bag,
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and I was like, you know,
rushing to...
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to go and pick it up for her,
and, uh...
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and we kind of, like,
did that whole, like, you know,
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kind of in a cartoon--
kind of bumped heads, and...
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There was a whole gang
of us-- Jill and Bryce.
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We had so much in common then.
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Ah!
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Not awesome.
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So there I was--
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Jill with Bryce,
me on a train home.
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(music playing)
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Larkin is in the vault.
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Larkin,
open the door!
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The Intersect Computer's
been compromised.
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Blow the door!
We can't let him go!
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Call for backup.
Larkin!
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(alarm blaring)
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(yelling)
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Freeze!
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Stop right there!
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(grunting)
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Larkin!
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(grunts)
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(alarm continuing)
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Cover right!
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(panting)
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Larkin, stop!
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(screaming)
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MAN (over radio):
Larkin is on the roof.
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All units converge. I repeat,
Larkin is on the roof.
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All units converge.
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(groaning)
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(grunts)
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Don't move.
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Too late, Casey.
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(sizzles)
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Thanks for
my party.
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Your seven-layer dip...
tasted like eight.
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It really was
eight layers?
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Even though
we may ask,
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no woman really wants to hear
about an old girlfriend.
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It's depressing, okay?
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Stanford was five years ago.
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You need to move on.
It's time.
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Do we really have to have
this conversation again?
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We've rehearsed it enough.
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Fine. I'll get over
Jill tomorrow.
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Hey, there.
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(sighs)
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Seems like everybody had
a really good time, huh?
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I know I did.
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Super.
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Cheer up, Chuck,
you talked to some women.
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You know,
it's a start.
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Wow.
Blast-from-the-past wow.
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Bryce remembered
your birthday, dude.
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The guy who got you
kicked out of school,
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the guy who stole your girl,
remember that guy?
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Yeah, Morgan, I think
I remember Bryce.
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All right, well...
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what, uh, what
do we got here?
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Huh, what is it?
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Zork... You remember Zork
the old text-based video game?
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Well, Bryce and I programmed
our own version of it
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back at Stanford
using a TRS-80.
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Wow, you guys
were really cool.
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Yeah, if I could
only remember
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what was in my
hero's satchel.
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The weapons that I would use
to kill the Terrible Troll.
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Right. You know what,
you're still really cool.
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And, uh,
you're going home.
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Is it that time?
It's that time.
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Right.
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Pedal safe!
Thank you.
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(mutters)
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Attack...
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troll...
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with nasty knife.
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(blipping)
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(cacophous audio plays
throughout)
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(alarm buzzing)
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(thuds)
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(distorted voice):
Chuck?
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Chuck.
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Dude...
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(normal voice):
Dude, you-you okay?
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Morgan?
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Yeah, man, yeah, it's me.
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What happened?
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(grunts and sighs)
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I was going to ask you
the same question.
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MORGAN:
You okay?
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Did you spike the punch?
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Something goes wrong,
you blame me.
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After all these years,
where's the trust?
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Yes, I did.
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ANNOUNCER:
The 101 is clear
at Universal City.
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Watch out for delays
near Burbank Airport.
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Security's checking
all vehicles.
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We got a Sigalert on the I-605,
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San Gabriel River Freeway,
southbound.
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A fender-bender on the I-5,
Santa Ana Freeway,
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northbound,
from 91 Freeway to the I-...
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MORGAN:
So this morning
I'm playing Xbox.
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and I'm like, dude, just let me
get the sniper rifle,
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I'll take care of it-- the guy
won't give me the sniper rifle.
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I made him eat a frag grenade.
Morgan, Morgan,
Morgan, Morgan.
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As much as I would love
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to talk video games
with you right now,
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I've got a really
splitting headache
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and I... In fact,
you know what?
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Can you do me a favor?
Do you mind driving?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Are you-are you, look,
are you being serious?
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You're going
to let me drive?
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It's a company car, Morgan.
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It's not that
big a deal.
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It's not just a
company car, okay?
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A hoopty's
a hoopty, home boy.
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I mean, this baby's
sitting on chrome.
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Do me a favor
and stay off the 5, okay?
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Because the cops are
in a phased... deployment.
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Okay.
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Thanks for the tip, Ponch.
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(music playing)
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Fellow nerds, today is going
to be a very bad day.
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We've got a new computer
virus on our hands.
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They're calling this one
the Irene Demova virus.
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(laughing)
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Yes, yes, it's named after
the Serbian porn star.
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Lonely dude call volume
will be high.
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This is a nasty one, kids.
It's a computer killer.
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Last night, the display version
of our Prism Express laptop
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was fried when someone...
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Excuse me...
decided to enter
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Ms. Demova's Web site.
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Anna, close the eyes.
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This is what happens.
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WOMAN:
Food is sexy?
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Am I sexy?
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(voice distorts):
Am I... sexy...?
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But that's love.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
if you'll please just ignore
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Dirty Uncle Morgan,
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I think that everything...
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...to arrive in Los Angeles
later today
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to deliver a speech before
the Pacific Security League
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tomorrow evening.
...will be...
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The general has drawn fire
for his criticism...
...normal.
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General Stanfield, the former
Allied Commander of NATO...
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He's already here.
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He landed last night.
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Who's already
here, Chuckles?
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I don't know.
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We'll have updates
for you as events unfold.
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WOMAN:
Bryce Larkin was CIA, Graham.
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He was one of your agents.
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GRAHAM:
And it was NSA's job
to find him
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No, you got a dead CIA agent.
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It's a gold star in my book.
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If this gets out...
It won't.
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Nobody asked you.
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Actually, they did.
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Major Casey
is heading up
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this investigation.
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So what was
Bryce after, hmm?
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What did this
computer do?
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Well, this computer
did everything.
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After 9/11,
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the NSA and the CIA were told
to play nice--
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Every scrap of data we had
went into this computer.
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It mined for patterns
in the chatter.
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Saw things we didn't.
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WOMAN:
The data was encrypted
into thousands of images.
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Whoever received Larkin's
e-mail got all of our secrets.
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I found this on Larkin.
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Hard drive is fried.
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We picked up a trace signature.
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Where?
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Los Angeles.
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Which is perfect-- I've been
feeling a little pasty.
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Stop the presses!
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Who is that?
Vicki Vale.
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(singsongy):
Vicki Vale, Vick-Vicki Vale.
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Vickity-Vickity, Vicki Vale,
Vic-Vicki Vale.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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That's... it's from Batman.
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'Cause that
makes it better.
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(chuckles nervously)
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Hi. I'm Morgan.
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This is, uh, this is Chuck.
259
00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:40,268
Wow! I didn't think people
still named their kids
260
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,368
Chuck, or Morgan,
for that matter.
261
00:12:42,401 --> 00:12:44,101
My parents are sadists,
262
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:45,767
and carnival freaks
found him in a Dumpster.
263
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,268
But they raised me
as one of their own.
264
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:50,501
How can I help... you?
265
00:12:50,535 --> 00:12:51,568
Sarah.
Sarah.
266
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,800
I'm here about this.
267
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,700
Oh, yeah. The Intelicel.
Yeah. Absolutely.
268
00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:59,368
This model has a little screw
that pops loose
269
00:12:59,401 --> 00:13:01,301
right in the back here.
270
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,101
Just go ahead and give it
a couple of quick turns
271
00:13:03,134 --> 00:13:05,134
and...
272
00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:07,201
good as new, no problem.
273
00:13:07,234 --> 00:13:09,700
Wow! You geeks are good.
274
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:12,301
Nerds.
I would say nerds
probably more...
275
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,867
It's no big deal.
276
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:14,934
...you know, yeah.
I mean, Nerd Herd.
277
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:16,034
Excuse me. Excuse me.
278
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,168
I have an emergency.
279
00:13:17,201 --> 00:13:18,734
I don't know what I did wrong,
280
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,134
but I shot the entire recital,
281
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:21,934
but, um, now it...
now it won't play back.
282
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:25,700
Okay. Okay.
We'll just take a look and...
283
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,901
You don't have a tape in here.
284
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,767
But it's digital.
Oh, boy.
285
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,901
Right. Yes. But you
286
00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:33,234
still need digital tape.
287
00:13:33,268 --> 00:13:37,301
Oh, no. Her mom's
going to kill me.
288
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,434
Uh... Morgan,
I need the wall.
289
00:13:41,468 --> 00:13:42,568
It's yours.
290
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:44,700
I'm so sorry.
291
00:13:44,734 --> 00:13:47,667
Okay. This... this way.
292
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,134
You ready?
293
00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:51,468
What's wrong?
294
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,067
I'm usually
in the back row.
295
00:13:53,101 --> 00:13:54,501
Why?
296
00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:55,867
I'm too tall.
297
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,867
I block the
other ballerinas.
298
00:13:57,901 --> 00:13:59,134
Can I tell you
a secret?
299
00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:00,568
But you can't tell
the other girls.
300
00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:04,901
Real ballerinas
are tall.
301
00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:09,501
(classical music plays)
302
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,667
(applause)
303
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:32,834
Did you get it? Did it work?
304
00:14:40,368 --> 00:14:41,967
Five minutes?
305
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:47,734
Do you know what five minutes
means inuy More dollars?
306
00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,401
Look, I'm sorry
about all the commotion.
307
00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:51,301
We are not stock boys
anymore, Chuck!
308
00:14:51,334 --> 00:14:53,635
We are leaders,
Buy More
309
00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:55,067
leaders.
310
00:14:55,101 --> 00:15:01,934
And you wonder why Big Mike
wants me for assistant manager.
311
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,401
Big Mike didn't tell me
about that.
312
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:07,401
And why should he?
313
00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:21,501
Chuck, dude,
she left you her card.
314
00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:22,934
(sniffs)
315
00:15:22,967 --> 00:15:26,301
MORGAN:
Why wouldn't
you call this girl?
316
00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:27,934
Oh, I don't know.
Did you see her?
317
00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,201
Yes. Oh, man, yes.
318
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:30,834
That's why I'm going
to repeat the question.
319
00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,301
Why wouldn't you
call this girl?
320
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:34,134
Because I live
on planet Earth, Morgan.
321
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,834
Why are you following me home?
322
00:15:35,867 --> 00:15:38,101
Aw, come... Hey.
We're buddies.
323
00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:39,635
We're going to go
do friend things,
324
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,501
and... and... I need
to use your computer
325
00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:43,568
because mine's still
acting up on me.
326
00:15:43,601 --> 00:15:45,468
(chuckles):
Irene Demova.
327
00:15:45,501 --> 00:15:50,368
Ah! So beautiful
and so... deadly.
328
00:15:50,401 --> 00:15:52,101
BOTH (sighing):
Yeah.
329
00:15:52,134 --> 00:15:53,635
You know, you got
to understand.
330
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,334
This is what I've
been telling people
331
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:57,301
for I don't know
how long...
332
00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:01,334
Please, not the computer.
333
00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:06,967
(electro-pop music plays)
334
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,034
Aah!
335
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,001
Oh!
336
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:17,967
(music playing)
337
00:16:20,101 --> 00:16:22,568
Give me the...
(stammering)
338
00:16:22,601 --> 00:16:24,134
Oh!
339
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:25,601
(grunts)
340
00:16:25,635 --> 00:16:27,234
(coughing)
341
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:31,201
That's my friend!
342
00:16:31,234 --> 00:16:33,168
(yelling)
343
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:36,734
Okay, look, he's not
that good of a friend.
344
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,268
Didn't you hang that shelf?
345
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,700
Damn it!
346
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,334
(metal clattering)
347
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:07,033
Nah, I've been through it.
348
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,534
It's dead. It's totally fried.
349
00:17:08,567 --> 00:17:10,400
This hard drive was...
350
00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:12,633
murdered.
351
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,033
What if you were
the unwitting target
352
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,267
of a ninja vendetta,
353
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,434
and he returns tonight
354
00:17:16,467 --> 00:17:18,334
to strangle you
with his nunchakus?
355
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:21,900
That's super, Jeff.
356
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,833
Thanks for thinking
outside the box on that one.
357
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:26,100
And here I thought I couldn't
get any more freaked out.
358
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,067
I'm going to go
buy some new locks
359
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,534
next door at Large Mart.
360
00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,867
(Muzak plays over PA)
361
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:52,833
Oh, thank God.
Uh... Excuse me, sir.
362
00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,167
Do you know
where they sell the...?
363
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,933
NEWS ANCHOR:
Officials are trying to stop
364
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,501
tomorrow night's speech
from happening.
365
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:02,933
Wh do you want?
366
00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:07,900
Um... um... No.
Sorry. Sorry. Nothing.
367
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:12,134
Nothing at all.
Just... I was, uh...
368
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:17,234
(humming)
369
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:24,933
(tool clanks loudly)
370
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,967
(sneakers squeak)
371
00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,933
(breathing heavily)
372
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,867
(staple gun cocks)
373
00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:44,800
(whimpers quietly)
374
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:52,601
(engines whirring)
375
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,167
Oh! Oh! Oh, God! Uh...
376
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:01,200
Uh... uh... Come on.
377
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,601
Oh! Oh, my God!
Thank God! Thank God! Listen!
378
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:06,967
There's a guy here,
379
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,900
and 's trying to do
something. I don't know.
380
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,400
You have to call the cops--
Security--
381
00:19:10,434 --> 00:19:11,633
the guy at the front
who's checking receipts.
382
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:12,833
Uh-huh. What kind of guy?
383
00:19:12,867 --> 00:19:14,200
Scary, kind of
a Terminator vibe.
384
00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,167
Stubble. Red hair.
385
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,267
Black leather jacket?
386
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,567
Yes! Yes!
387
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,867
Like that guy.
388
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,033
(Muzak plays over PA)
389
00:19:36,434 --> 00:19:38,367
(exasperated sigh)
390
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:53,700
Like I said, the computer
was destroyed. Beyond repair.
391
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:56,267
Okay. It's done.
392
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,167
I want you in the air
in an hour.
393
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,933
But what if he has
an external drive? A backup?
394
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,167
It's over, Sarah.
395
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,400
The NSA is stepping in.
396
00:20:04,434 --> 00:20:07,700
Bryce was CIA, he was our guy,
and he burned us.
397
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:10,000
Casey's on his way out.
398
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,567
You're being recalled.
399
00:20:12,601 --> 00:20:15,234
'Cause of Casey?
400
00:20:15,267 --> 00:20:21,300
He's a burnout.
401
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,067
Whatever happened with Bryce,
you couldn't have known.
402
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,666
You couldn't have stopped.
403
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,200
But I can fix it.
404
00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,900
If there's a backup,
I'll find it.
405
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,267
Just give me 12 hours.
406
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,567
I'm losing my mind.
I'm losing my mind.
407
00:20:37,601 --> 00:20:39,267
(bell dings)
408
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,567
Morgan, not now.
409
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:46,467
Hi! Hi...
410
00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:48,567
Uh... phone trouble again?
411
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:52,800
Uh.. yeah. I'm not sure
I'm able to receive calls,
412
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:55,967
'cause I never got one
fr you.
413
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:02,666
Oh, man!
She...
414
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:04,167
I had an appointment
with a realtor.
415
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,300
I just moved here.
416
00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:06,334
Welcome.
417
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,067
Thanks.
418
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,000
And, uh... I don't
really know anyone here.
419
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,666
I was wowondering if
you would show me around.
420
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,833
That is,
421
00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:22,900
if you're free.
422
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,033
You guys are going
to have a great time.
423
00:21:25,067 --> 00:21:26,334
What's that, sir?
424
00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,733
Xerox machines?
Yeah, I'm on it.
425
00:21:28,766 --> 00:21:31,200
Apparently,
my schedule is wide open.
426
00:21:31,234 --> 00:21:33,134
Great.
427
00:21:48,601 --> 00:21:50,933
(TV playing)
Hey, Chuck.
428
00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:53,100
Ellie, Captain.
Don't freak out.
429
00:21:53,134 --> 00:21:54,501
Remain calm.
430
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,400
I have some news.
431
00:21:56,434 --> 00:21:57,833
Chuck's got a date!
432
00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,601
What? Who?
433
00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:00,766
Way to go, Chuck.
434
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,067
That's awesome.
435
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:06,234
Oh, God, what are
you going to wear?
436
00:22:06,267 --> 00:22:08,134
(rock music plays)
437
00:22:12,666 --> 00:22:14,400
ELLIE:
So, Sarah...
438
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:17,601
She's nice? Pretty?
439
00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:19,134
Yeah. Actually,
Morgan met her online
440
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,167
in this kind
of chat room...
441
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,134
I'm totally kidding.
442
00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:25,501
Try it on.
Honestly, this...
443
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,666
Hey, so, these
are left over
from the party.
444
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,766
Take those.
Oh, okay.
445
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,033
And, um, don't forget
446
00:23:08,067 --> 00:23:10,067
about the old
girlfriend rule.
447
00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:13,100
Right, got it.
No mention of Jill.
448
00:23:13,134 --> 00:23:17,067
Aces, Charles. You're aces.
449
00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:20,467
A Dad quote. I'm impressed.
450
00:23:20,501 --> 00:23:21,601
Love you, sis.
451
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:22,766
I love you. Have fun.
452
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,766
I will.
453
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:29,434
I'll try.
454
00:23:29,467 --> 00:23:30,700
They just...
455
00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:34,400
They grow up so fast,
you know, and...
456
00:23:34,434 --> 00:23:37,567
Just go home.
Go home.
457
00:23:37,601 --> 00:23:39,234
He's picking me up for a date.
458
00:23:39,267 --> 00:23:41,900
You're on your own
on this one, Sarah.
459
00:23:41,933 --> 00:23:43,933
I can't help you
if something goes wrong.
460
00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:45,967
I don't know
about this guy, Graham.
461
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,567
Nice guys aren't sent
government secrets.
462
00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:54,334
What should I do if he runs?
463
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,200
Kill him.
464
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,800
CHUCK:
So, yeah, I live
with my sister
465
00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,400
and her boyfriend,
Captain Awesome.
466
00:24:17,434 --> 00:24:18,467
No! (laughs)
467
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,434
It's true, though.
468
00:24:19,467 --> 00:24:20,667
So, so, wait.
469
00:24:20,701 --> 00:24:22,534
You call him
"Captain Awesome"?
470
00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,000
Yeah, wait
till you meet him.
471
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:26,733
Everything he does is awesome:
472
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:29,434
climbing mountains,
jumping out of planes, flossing.
473
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:30,900
That's funny.
474
00:24:30,933 --> 00:24:32,667
I'm-I'm a funny guy.
475
00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:36,133
Clearly. Which is good
'cause I am not funny.
476
00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:37,434
Is that your big secret,
by the way?
477
00:24:37,467 --> 00:24:38,833
'Cause I've been
sitting here
478
00:24:38,866 --> 00:24:40,567
trying to figure out
what's wrong with you.
479
00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:42,400
Oh, plenty, believe me.
480
00:24:42,434 --> 00:24:44,100
And I was thinking
either she's a cannibal
481
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,500
or she's really not that funny,
482
00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:46,667
and I was pulling
for cannibal
483
00:24:46,701 --> 00:24:47,900
'cause I never met one before.
484
00:24:47,933 --> 00:24:49,933
Uh, not a cannibal,
485
00:24:49,967 --> 00:24:52,334
but I did just come out
of a long relationship,
486
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:54,334
so I may come with baggage.
487
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:56,601
I could be your very own
baggage handler.
488
00:25:01,234 --> 00:25:03,467
Uh, so the guy, the ex, the guy,
489
00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,033
the ex is the reason
you moved here from...
490
00:25:06,067 --> 00:25:07,500
Uh, D.C.
Right.
491
00:25:07,534 --> 00:25:08,766
Yeah, after I realized
492
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,500
that all of my friends
were his friends
493
00:25:10,534 --> 00:25:12,434
and that everything
about Washington
494
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,167
reminded me of... Bruce,
495
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,234
I needed a change, a big one.
496
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,367
Bruce... yeah.
497
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,701
You give me crap
for being Chuck
498
00:25:21,733 --> 00:25:23,234
and you went out with a Bruce?
499
00:25:23,267 --> 00:25:25,534
That's nice.
That's real good.
500
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:26,967
So, so what about you?
501
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,933
What skeletons do you have
in your closet?
502
00:25:30,601 --> 00:25:33,434
Any secrets? Any women?
503
00:25:33,467 --> 00:25:41,766
Uh, yeah, yeah.
504
00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:48,167
Actually,
that's all over with now
505
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,400
(both laugh)
506
00:25:49,434 --> 00:25:52,100
So...
I like you, Chuck.
507
00:25:57,866 --> 00:25:59,833
So, where
are we going?
508
00:25:59,866 --> 00:26:01,534
Well, do you like music?
509
00:26:01,567 --> 00:26:02,900
I guess.
510
00:26:02,933 --> 00:26:05,067
(laughing):
You guess?
511
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:06,100
What's your favorite band?
512
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:10,667
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
513
00:26:10,701 --> 00:26:13,100
God, I'm not funny,
I don't listen to music.
514
00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:15,000
This must be your
worst date ever, right?
515
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,200
(sirens wailing)
516
00:26:24,967 --> 00:26:26,567
I was waiting
for you to say "no."
517
00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:34,367
Sorry, sorry, I kind of
zoned out there for a second.
518
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,833
No. No, no, no.
519
00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:38,967
God, no, I, uh, I've had...
I've had much, much worse,
520
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,900
uh, much worse dates;
521
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,634
experiences overall
with women.
522
00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:43,967
In 11th grade, actually.
523
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,167
11th grade?
524
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,334
(laughs):
Oh, you have to go
back that far?
525
00:26:47,367 --> 00:26:48,234
Come on.
526
00:26:48,267 --> 00:26:49,933
I really don't
date all that much.
527
00:26:56,234 --> 00:26:58,601
Chuck Bartowski's your mark.
528
00:26:58,634 --> 00:27:00,634
NSA director wants him
with a pulse.
529
00:27:00,667 --> 00:27:04,766
Till we find out
who he's working with
530
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:10,334
CIA skirt...
you can kill.
531
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:13,967
(both laugh)
532
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,033
(audience clamoring)
533
00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:27,167
(indistinct singing)
534
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,033
They're good.
Good!
535
00:27:29,733 --> 00:27:43,200
Good!
536
00:27:43,234 --> 00:27:45,534
Let's dance!
I'm not really a dancer.
537
00:28:01,900 --> 00:28:03,800
(gasps)
538
00:28:20,766 --> 00:28:22,800
(men groan)
539
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,100
(grunting)
540
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:43,967
Hey-hey-hey,
where's the fire?
541
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,067
Chuck, give me your keys.
542
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,534
I don't mean
to be old-fashioned,
543
00:28:46,567 --> 00:28:48,167
but the company only
wants employees--
544
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,567
nerds-- driving
the Nerd Herd-mobile.
545
00:28:51,601 --> 00:28:53,434
(mechanical whirring)
546
00:28:53,467 --> 00:28:54,567
Get in the car.
547
00:28:54,601 --> 00:28:59,400
How did you get into my car?
548
00:28:59,434 --> 00:29:00,500
Sarah...
Just get in!
549
00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:01,766
What is going on?
550
00:29:07,534 --> 00:29:09,200
Please tell me what's going on!
551
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,667
Sarah, you're not even looking!
552
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,500
Wait, wait, wait.
553
00:29:14,534 --> 00:29:19,367
Who are these guys?
What do they want?
554
00:29:23,701 --> 00:29:25,634
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
I'm gonna die!
555
00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:30,733
Tell me when to turn.
556
00:29:30,766 --> 00:29:34,367
Uh, uh, left in five seconds!
557
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,100
(yelps)
Your left or my left?
558
00:29:37,133 --> 00:29:38,067
What?
559
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:41,701
Too late!
(screams)
560
00:29:41,733 --> 00:29:43,467
(screams):
Oh, my God!
561
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,467
Computer emergency.
562
00:29:57,267 --> 00:29:59,267
Listen to me, Chuck.
Those men will hurt you.
563
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:00,933
They're from the NSA
and they're after you.
564
00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,500
Me? Why, why?
565
00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:04,234
Why me? I'm nobody.
566
00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:06,434
I'm the supervisor of
a Nerd Herd at a Buy More.
567
00:30:06,467 --> 00:30:08,133
Maybe one day I'll be
assistant store manager
568
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,267
and I don't even know
if I want that job.
569
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:13,267
You know,
that's not your problem...
570
00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:20,100
(gasps)
571
00:30:22,434 --> 00:30:23,500
Back! Back!
572
00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:27,300
(gasps)
Get out of the car.
573
00:30:27,334 --> 00:30:28,534
Let's go, Chuck. Move!
574
00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:31,200
Wait, wait...
575
00:30:34,634 --> 00:30:36,334
Sarah, look out!
576
00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:55,067
Request emergency air-evac.
577
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:56,367
Track location, we're on foot.
578
00:30:57,434 --> 00:30:58,567
Let's go!
579
00:31:01,833 --> 00:31:03,866
How well do you know
Bryce Larkin?
580
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,733
What? How do you...
how do you know Bryce?
581
00:31:05,766 --> 00:31:07,167
We worked together
at the CIA.
582
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,467
The what?!
The CIA?!
583
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,800
Bryce is a spy?!
584
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:12,300
Bryce Larkin from
Connecticut is a spy?!
585
00:31:12,334 --> 00:31:13,667
A rogue spy.
586
00:31:13,701 --> 00:31:15,234
Did he try to contact you?
587
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:18,033
I haven't heard from Bryce in...
588
00:31:19,534 --> 00:31:20,933
Wait. No, he...
589
00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:22,701
He-he sent,
he sent me an e-mail.
590
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:25,434
Did you open it?
591
00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,367
Yeah. It was, it was
a line from Zork.
592
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,667
What?
593
00:31:29,701 --> 00:31:31,033
Zork, it's a video game
that we used to play.
594
00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:33,967
It was like a riddle,
and I solved it
595
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,067
Lots and lots of pictures.
596
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,601
You saw them?
597
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,500
Uh, your computer,
did you back it up?
598
00:31:41,534 --> 00:31:42,833
Is there an external drive?
599
00:31:42,866 --> 00:31:44,033
It crashed a week ago.
600
00:31:44,067 --> 00:31:45,833
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
601
00:31:45,866 --> 00:31:47,900
Was I not supposed
to look at those pictures?
602
00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:50,334
Okay, I may have to aim
my gun at you,
603
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,467
so just don't
freak out.
Why?
604
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:57,234
It's late. I'm tired.
605
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,100
Let's cut the crap
and give him to me now.
606
00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:04,000
He belongs
to the NSA.
607
00:32:04,033 --> 00:32:05,400
(gasps)
The CIA gets him first.
608
00:32:08,334 --> 00:32:09,701
You come any closer and I shoot.
609
00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:12,933
Sarah...
610
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,500
I'm freaked out!
611
00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:23,533
You shoot him,
I shoot you.
612
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,300
I leave both your bodies here,
613
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:26,867
go out
for a late snack.
614
00:32:26,934 --> 00:32:28,333
I'm thinking may be pancakes.
615
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:30,467
Chuck, no!
616
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:35,400
NEWS ANCHOR:
General Stanfield,
the former ally...
617
00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,166
...stop tomorrow night's
speech from happening.
618
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,467
They're gonna kill him.
619
00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:50,933
Kill who?
620
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:52,300
The General Stanfield,
the NATO guy.
621
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,433
Look, something is wrong
with me, okay?
622
00:32:57,467 --> 00:32:58,732
I don't know
what it is,
623
00:32:58,766 --> 00:33:00,333
but something is very,
very wrong with me,
624
00:33:00,366 --> 00:33:02,133
and I'm remembering things
that I shouldn't know.
625
00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:03,933
Okay, Chuck, talk to me.
Like what?
626
00:33:03,966 --> 00:33:05,732
I don't know. I don't know.
For example, uh...
627
00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:07,300
there was, there was a Serbian
demolitions expert
628
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,333
at the Large Mart today.
629
00:33:08,366 --> 00:33:10,100
That's kinof odd,
wouldn't you say?
630
00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:13,666
Look, last week
the NSA,
631
00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:15,999
blueprints of a hotel,
that hotel.
632
00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:19,766
And then the CIA,
you guys found a file
633
00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:25,333
The bomb is in that hotel!
634
00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:27,732
No, he opened Bryce's e-mail.
635
00:33:29,433 --> 00:33:31,866
Chuck, those pictures that you
saw were encoded with secrets,
636
00:33:31,899 --> 00:33:33,400
government secrets.
637
00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:35,366
If you saw them,
then you know them.
638
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,966
There were thousands of 'em.
639
00:33:36,999 --> 00:33:38,666
Wait a minute.
640
00:33:38,699 --> 00:33:40,933
You're telling me
all of our secrets
641
00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:43,133
are in his head.
642
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,732
Chuck, is
the computer.
643
00:33:45,766 --> 00:33:48,066
What did you, what did you say?
What does that mean?
644
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,799
Chuck, you have to listen to me.
You have ttell us where...
645
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:50,966
What's happening to me?!
646
00:33:50,999 --> 00:33:52,933
You said there was a bomb.
Is there time to stop it?
647
00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:54,766
What? What? Are you crazy?!
648
00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:58,467
No, we're the good guys.
649
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,899
Look, I can't,
I can't help you, okay?
650
00:34:00,933 --> 00:34:02,699
I really wish that I could,
but I can't.
651
00:34:02,732 --> 00:34:04,666
Call Bryce. He's the guy
that can save the day.
652
00:34:04,699 --> 00:34:05,933
Bryce is dead!
653
00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:12,100
He died sending
those secrets to you.
654
00:34:14,833 --> 00:34:16,400
(gunshot)
655
00:34:16,433 --> 00:34:18,699
Yeah, and he's gonna
have a lot of company
656
00:34:18,732 --> 00:34:19,766
unless you start talking.
657
00:34:19,799 --> 00:34:21,166
So, pretty please...
658
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,467
can we defuse
the bomb now?
659
00:34:25,933 --> 00:34:28,033
general's already on the stage.
660
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,833
...was our mission to give
our nation's diplomats
661
00:34:31,866 --> 00:34:36,467
the military perspective
on world issues.
662
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:40,066
Now, maybe it was just
because I was a uniform...
663
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:43,133
Wait! Casey, wait!
We can't take him in.
664
00:34:43,166 --> 00:34:45,533
He's too valuable.
Okay,
Johnny Commodore.
665
00:34:45,567 --> 00:34:48,066
You stay here, but you
tell us where to go.
666
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:49,866
Uh, the easiest way?
No, fastest, Chuck.
667
00:34:49,899 --> 00:34:52,033
The fastest. Got it.
668
00:34:52,066 --> 00:34:55,833
Chuck, stop!
669
00:34:55,866 --> 00:34:57,833
Chuck, wait!
670
00:34:57,866 --> 00:35:00,999
You know, it takes courage
to speak out, to take action...
671
00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:02,699
This way! This way!
672
00:35:02,732 --> 00:35:03,933
(yelling gibberish)
673
00:35:03,966 --> 00:35:05,300
This way! This way! This way!
674
00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:16,467
...general officer
to make a political...
675
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:19,467
...what that means is,
we simply shouldn't do it.
676
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:23,300
Well, I disagree.
677
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:27,799
That's it.
678
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,100
It's in this...
uh, right here.
679
00:35:30,966 --> 00:35:31,999
Oh, God.
680
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:33,266
No time to evacuate.
681
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,133
Ideas?
Disconnect the lap top.
682
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,799
There's no trigger.
The cables.
683
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:38,200
No, definitely
a trap.
684
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:40,632
What the hell do you
think you're doing?
685
00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:42,599
Uh... ladies and gentlemen,
686
00:35:42,632 --> 00:35:45,200
we-we may have a cautionary
situation here,
687
00:35:45,233 --> 00:35:47,033
so we'll take a short break.
688
00:35:47,066 --> 00:35:48,166
Chuck, is there
anything else
689
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,266
you remember
about the bomb?
690
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,966
MAN:
What's the situation?
691
00:35:50,999 --> 00:35:53,066
(cell phone playing rock song)
692
00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:57,766
Hi, Morgan.
693
00:35:57,799 --> 00:36:00,266
Hey, how's it going?
Little busy right now, buddy.
694
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,200
In a good way? Details.
695
00:36:03,233 --> 00:36:04,233
Why are you calling?
696
00:36:04,266 --> 00:36:05,599
I don't know, just...
697
00:36:05,632 --> 00:36:07,799
laying on your bed,
Ellie's with the captain.
698
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,467
My computer's got
a case of the Demovas.
699
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,200
So, I figured I'd check in.
700
00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:12,400
You old...
701
00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:14,366
Okay, okay, I have an idea.
702
00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:16,699
That's not an XBox.
703
00:36:16,732 --> 00:36:17,899
And you're not
in X Men.
704
00:36:17,933 --> 00:36:19,100
I understand that.
705
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:20,366
This is a Prism Express
laptop, okay.
706
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,533
We sell this at our store.
707
00:36:21,567 --> 00:36:26,866
It has a DOS override.
708
00:36:26,899 --> 00:36:28,433
I think I can do this.
709
00:36:28,467 --> 00:36:30,200
I can dohis, please.
710
00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:31,866
He's our best shot.
711
00:36:35,533 --> 00:36:36,866
Go.
712
00:36:39,732 --> 00:36:45,866
Mr. Bomb, meet Mr. Internet.
713
00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,899
He's searching for porn.
714
00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:52,200
Oh, this sexy.
715
00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:55,966
Oh.
Hey, sexy.
716
00:36:55,999 --> 00:36:58,100
(whimpering)
717
00:37:04,732 --> 00:37:06,100
You did it.
718
00:37:08,732 --> 00:37:10,133
I did it.
719
00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:12,567
I did it. I...
720
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:14,666
I defused a real bomb.
721
00:37:14,699 --> 00:37:17,266
(laughs):
This was a real...
722
00:37:19,866 --> 00:37:22,433
What if I was wrong?
723
00:37:24,799 --> 00:37:26,766
Don't puke on the ***
724
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,067
BOTH:
He's coming with me.
725
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:36,366
What if this was a fluke?
726
00:37:36,399 --> 00:37:37,700
What if he can stop
mething bigger?
727
00:37:37,733 --> 00:37:39,299
Fine, we drop him
in a psych tank,
728
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:41,266
let him stare at four
rubber walls for a decade.
729
00:37:41,299 --> 00:37:42,867
He'll tell us what
we want to know.
730
00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:44,200
Casey, we don't know
how this works
731
00:37:44,234 --> 00:37:45,466
and what triggers the memories.
732
00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:46,566
He'll crack wide open.
733
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,666
Not my job.
734
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:49,266
I break things,
I don't fix them.
735
00:37:49,299 --> 00:37:50,299
What about his job?
736
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:51,433
And his friends?
737
00:37:51,466 --> 00:37:52,767
What do we do about his sister?
738
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,900
What about my sister?
739
00:37:54,933 --> 00:37:56,333
Nothing.
740
00:37:56,366 --> 00:37:57,366
We were just
discussing...
741
00:37:57,399 --> 00:37:59,067
No, no, no,
hold on a second.
742
00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:01,600
You have to leave my family
and my friends out of this.
743
00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:02,933
We'll see.
744
00:38:04,767 --> 00:38:06,566
Look, Bryce sent
that e-mail to me.
745
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,466
I'm the one remembering
your secrets.
746
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,867
Which means you have to
listen to me, both of you.
747
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,533
And right now...
748
00:38:13,566 --> 00:38:15,433
I'm going to go home.
749
00:38:15,466 --> 00:38:20,633
No, you're not.
Uh-uh.
750
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:23,333
You...
751
00:38:23,366 --> 00:38:25,933
you need me.
752
00:38:36,234 --> 00:38:39,466
(music playing)
753
00:38:59,733 --> 00:39:02,100
How long you been here?
754
00:39:02,134 --> 00:39:05,000
All night.
755
00:39:05,033 --> 00:39:07,299
There's nowhere
I can run, is there?
756
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,566
Not from us.
757
00:39:14,433 --> 00:39:17,500
Talk to me, Chuck.
758
00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:19,500
Yesterday I was making
11 bucks an hour
759
00:39:19,533 --> 00:39:20,666
fixing computers.
760
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:22,933
Now I have one in my brain.
761
00:39:22,967 --> 00:39:25,266
And I can't figure out
why Bryce did this,
762
00:39:25,299 --> 00:39:29,067
why he chose me.
763
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,800
What are you going
to do with me?
764
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:33,867
What happens now?
765
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:37,167
For now, you go back
to your own life.
766
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,700
We'll protect you and
you'll work with us.
767
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:46,299
And my sister, my friends,
are they in danger?
768
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:50,700
All night!
Do you know how
worried I was?
769
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:52,234
How far did you get?
Morgan,
shut up.
770
00:39:54,399 --> 00:39:56,767
You tell them nothing
to keep them safe.
771
00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,366
Early morning
procedure, so...
772
00:40:02,399 --> 00:40:04,000
Group hug, huh?
773
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:06,800
Okay.
774
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,033
Awesome.
775
00:40:09,067 --> 00:40:13,000
Need you to do one
more thing for me.
776
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:15,466
Yeah?
777
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,833
Trust me, Chuck.
778
00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:36,399
(music playing)
779
00:40:54,033 --> 00:40:57,134
Well, wish me luck.
780
00:40:57,167 --> 00:41:01,666
(dramatic music plays)
781
00:41:23,833 --> 00:41:26,733
(dramatic music continues)
782
00:41:33,733 --> 00:41:35,500
(music volume decreases)
783
00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:38,299
Sorry, man.
784
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:39,433
Go get 'em.
785
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,433
Didn't think you'd apply.
786
00:41:51,466 --> 00:41:53,666
Well, uh...
787
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,500
I think I'm ready
for this, Big Mike,
788
00:41:55,533 --> 00:41:57,967
and what it means--
responsibility, decisive
789
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,100
leadership...
Save it for
the interview.
790
00:41:59,134 --> 00:42:01,299
Now go train
the new guy.
Okeydokey.
791
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,867
(groaning)
792
00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:31,000
(groaning)
793
00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:38,200
Don't freak out.
794
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000
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