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tehran,iran
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Not very good
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Terrible use of color
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madrid barajas airport two weeks later
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This looks like it was
painted by a five year-old
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miller art gallery downtown los angeles
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your money's on the desk.
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what a piece of crap.
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one month later northeast los angeles
Please...please don't shoot;don't shoot me.
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Just put the gun down.
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Gently.
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I can't shoot. That's the problem.
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The stupid thing is busted.
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Well,when it comes to mr.Bartowski, my
friend, busted is just a state of mind.
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Opening this puppy up. reconfigure that.
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And ta-da--locked
and loaded. Try that.
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nice shot. See?
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- Chuck, big mike wants to see you.
- Not now, harry.
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Can't you see I'm with a
customer? I apologize,sir.
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This is not normally how
we do things at buy more.
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Now, chuck!
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I was just on my way to
see you-- that's crazy.
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Pause that.
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bartowski,what is it that
you want out of life?
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You mean,existentially--like,fulfillment,inner
peace,that kind of a thing?
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Or are we talking more practically,like,lakers
tickets,personal steam room...
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we're talking buy more.
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Career objectives.
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Where do you see yourself in
five years,ten years?
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Honestly?
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Honestly.
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I have absolutely no idea.
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Well,then it's time you
started to think about it.
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As you know,there's an
assistant management position open.
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It's down to you and harry tang.
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Now,you want that job or not?
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I do,I do.
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Uh,I'm sorry,big mike.
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I absolutely want that job.
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Well, then, bartowski, it's
your turn to show me something.
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I got some bad news.
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Big mike wants us to fix all
of this junk in two days,
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or he's going to give the assistant
store manager position to tang.
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I'm sorry,guys.
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And anna.
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Guys is fine. I don't mind.
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No,it's not right. We need to come
up with something non-gender specific.
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How do we feel about team?
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The little nerd herders?
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The lesters?
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Chuck's stable of hos.
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Hey...
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Oh,man,uh,heard big
mike threw down the gauntlet.
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Wanted to come by and
say I'd love to help.
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But,a: I lackthe skill set,and
B.Old computers give me the willies.
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You have no idea how much courage
it's taken just to stand here.
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I'm really proud of you,buddy.
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Thanks, bro.
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I bring you news.
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What?
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Your lady's here.
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And if I'm not overstepping my
bounds,looking good.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Give me a kiss.
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I'm sorry. What?
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We've been on three dates.
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We have to sell it.
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That's it?
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I'm not really good with pda.
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Well,let's gosomewhere more private.
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Shall we?
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Okay,he is so in. This is...
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hey. Okay,whoa!
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Why don't we give the
kids a little privacy?
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not cool.
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Sorry to break up your little tryst.
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Next time you need to talk to the
subject, I'd appreciate a heads up.
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Relax. I wouldn't dream of
starting without you,agent casey.
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Mom,dad,can we get on with
it? I have hard drives to fix.
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Why are these people sleeping?
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Casey: They're not sleeping.
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They were killed,chuck,and
we want to know why.
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I have no idea.
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Well,look again.
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I would rather not. It's kind of creepy.
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Sorry.
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I was going to take a nap.
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I'll come back in five. Kind
of called dibs on the couch?
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Chuck,what did you see?
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Um,I don'T...I'm not...
I'm not totally sure.
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A water lily painting,weapons,an
art auction tomorrow night.
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Does the name la
ciudad mean anything to you?
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Why?
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Because I thinkhe's going to be
at the art auction tomorrow night.
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Right then.
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I'm going to go fix some hard drives.
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Good luck with the spy stuff. Excuse me.
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Ellie: Chuck,I am so proud of you.
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Morgan told me about
the assistant management job.
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Congratulations.
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Team bartowski moving
up in the world,huh?
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okay, first of all,it's not mine yet,and
second of all, you can ease up on the enthusiasm.
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It's only a two dollar an hour
raise at an electronics store,
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and it doesn't even give
me my own parking space.
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Well, does your lack of interest mean that
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you're actually considering leaving
the buy more for a real profession?
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Real profession? Sorry.
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I'm going to need clarification on that.
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He went to stanford, for
god's sakes, morgan.
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Right,and was unceremoniously expelled
sophomore year--
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sorry to bring that up,champ-- but I think
we need to be realistic about our goals here.
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His goals or your goals?
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Great question,and I think we need to hammer out a
plan for chuck. Where do we see him in five years?
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- Ten years?
- We?
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Fine. Then just you and I.
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Woman: We're glad to hear you've
settled into chuck's apartment building.
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But if he's right,this
is a high priority.
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La ciudad is the most elusive and
dangerous arms dealer in the world.
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And the last anyone heard, mi-6 in
london had a drop on him, but he vanished.
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Well, if he turns up, we'll
just take him down at the auction.
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Man: Not so easy.
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We have no idea what he
looks like,no photographs.
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No one has ever seen la ciudad that
has lived to tell about it.
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So we'll bring the intersect.
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Everything you know about la
ciudad was fed into that computer.
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No way. It is too dangerous.
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He has no field experience or training.
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He'll be fine. It's an art auction.
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Morgan: Listen to me-- it
is way to scary out there.
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Chuck can't leave the buy more.
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We're still finding ourselves.
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Ellie: No offense,morgan,but I think my brother
has spent quite a few years finding himself,
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and he's definitely proven that his
place in life is not at the buy more.
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Morgan:You don't understand.
He is a fragile little gelding.
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You know,still trying to find his legs.
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The real world will crush him.
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Do you know what a gelding is?
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it's the... that weird
creature from the dark crystal.
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Smells like gelding. That-that guy.
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He'll be fine.
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La ciudad probably won't even be there.
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And if he is,is it worth the risk?
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All right,I've heard enough.
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Put him in the field.
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We don't know what he's capable
of until he's been tested.
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What he needs is something
to challenge him.
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To test his limitations.
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A brush with his own mortality.
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You know what I'm thinking?
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I have no idea what you're thinking.
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As far as I'm concerned,dude,you're
way off the reservation.
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Class five white water rapids.
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Just the two of us this weekend.
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Near-death experience.
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Awesome!
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That sounds great,but my wet
suit's at the dry cleaners.
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That is a terrible idea.
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That's way too dangerous.
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I agree,and I am not comfortable with you
guys spending that amount of time together.
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Well,chuck hasn't said a
word. What do you want to do?
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I'm just going to hit the sack.
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Good night,team bartowski.
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that's-that's great work,guys.
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You see what you're doing
here? That's awesome.
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Congratulations,chuck.
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You just got your
first mission-- tomorrow night.
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Hope you're readyfor the real world,huh?
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Chuck
Season01 Episode03
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So,dress attire for this
evening-- uh,sneakers,
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or are we classifying this
as more of a shoe event?
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I rented you a tux.
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Oh,that's very nice...
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how did you know my size?
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NSA-- they have records of your
rental information from prom night.
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I checked the suit in your closet.
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Okay,this is my first foray
into major undercover spy work,
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so you could ease up on the
sarcasm. That would be great.
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And how am I supposed to recognize la
ciudad? Is there a picture or something?
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If there was a photograph,why
would we need you?
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What did we just talk about?
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I'm sorry.
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We're hoping something in
the event triggers a flash.
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See,that's all you had to say.
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Now,uh,hand-to-hand
combat-- in all seriousness,
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if it comes down to me and la ciudad in
some fisticuffs or something,is there,
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like,a 20-minute tutorial
you can take me through?
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Don't worry. You're going to be fine.
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Nothing's going to happen to you.
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Assuming you know how to tango.
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Seriously?
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Oh,I don't joke about your life.
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Right.
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Chuck,your girlfriend's here.
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One minute,I have computers to fix.
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Anna: Don't worry about it. We got it.
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There's only a few left.
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What? Are you sure?
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It's done,but next time I have a big
date,you are going to cover for me.
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Okay.Great. Thanks,team.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Thanks,team.
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Where are you lovebirds headed?
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We're actually going to an art
auction at the wilshire grand.
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Swanky!
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Yeah,I like it,man.
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Uh,aren't we moving
a little too fast now?
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Career,girl.
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Guy's got it all.
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The idea with a cover is to keep it as simple as
possible without revealing true personal detail.
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Any thoughts on a name?
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Charles carmichael?
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Simple,dignified.
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- Easy to remember and not far off from...
- graduated with honors from stanford.
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Runs a hugely successful
software company.
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Semi-retired and is considering
entering america's cup.
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Have you donethis before?
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Let's just say,uh,mr. Carmichael
and I sharea small kinship.
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How's that?
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When I first entered stanford,
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it's kind of where I envisioned myself
being by now,except for the sailing part.
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I don't really know where that came from.
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But he's where most
of my class already is.
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So,what happened?
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My life took a little
detour sophomore year
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when our old friend bryce larkin
discovered stolen tests under my bed,
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and was kind enough to
alert administration.
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Did you steal the tests?
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I thought it was kind of
implied that I'm a decent person.
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Well,we all make mistakes.
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And I made plenty. That
just wasn't one of them.
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But,hey,then bryce sent me a whole database of
government secrets that are now locked in my brain,
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keeping me in a constant state of fear,danger
and anxiety,so I'd say we're even.
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Don't worry about tonight.
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No reason to be nervous.
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I am not going to leave your side.
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Me nervous? Come on.Never.
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Your hand is a little moist.
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It does that when I'm freaking out.
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Hey,sis.
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Hey,sis,um... do you know how to tango?
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No,why?
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Oh,no reason.
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I just,I have a date tonight.
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I thought it might come up.
247
00:11:07,809 --> 00:11:09,684
You're tangoing on a date?
248
00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:11,348
Well,that's definitely new territory.
249
00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:13,103
It's good to see you
reaching outside of your comfort zone.
250
00:11:13,113 --> 00:11:15,930
Well,considering my comfort zone
extends to the end of that couch,
251
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,396
new territory was bound to come up.
252
00:11:18,406 --> 00:11:19,830
Did someone say tango?
253
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,975
No, thank you, captain
awesome, I'll look it up online.
254
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,472
Would you please put on
something,a robe or something?
255
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,687
Did a semester abroad in buenos aires.
256
00:11:26,697 --> 00:11:31,179
Spent many a night tangoing my
way into se?oritas' pantalones.
257
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,993
And... go.
258
00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:30,770
There's no way he's going to
break the two minute record.
259
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:31,653
Ooh,there.
260
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:32,956
It's okay,sweetheart.
261
00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:35,683
Lester is right here.
262
00:12:35,693 --> 00:12:37,818
Sorry to interrupt.
263
00:12:37,828 --> 00:12:40,736
But we found just a few
more down by the loading dock.
264
00:12:40,746 --> 00:12:42,581
Where's bartowski?
265
00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:44,726
On a date with a smoking
hot wiener girl,no biggie.
266
00:12:44,736 --> 00:12:46,521
And he left you all here?
267
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:47,804
Good leadership.
268
00:12:47,814 --> 00:12:48,806
Real good.
269
00:12:48,816 --> 00:12:52,095
Well,it shouldn't be too difficult
to get these done by morning.
270
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,561
I'll leave the coffee pot on.
271
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:00,015
done.
272
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:02,882
What are those?
273
00:13:02,892 --> 00:13:04,787
Morgan,what are those?
274
00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:05,790
Tank.
275
00:13:11,063 --> 00:13:12,808
Here. This is for you.
276
00:13:12,818 --> 00:13:14,963
Inside the watch is a tracking system.
277
00:13:14,973 --> 00:13:16,537
That way you can't run away from me.
278
00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:20,056
And if you flash on anyone,tell me
immediately and then stay out of the way.
279
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,349
Absolutely,yeah.
280
00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:24,096
I,uh,I always run from a fight.
281
00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:25,640
This isn't a joke,chuck.
282
00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:28,056
No one who's ever seen
you has lived to tell about it.
283
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:29,470
Is he being serious? Seriously?
284
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,934
What are my chances of
getting into trouble?
285
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,347
Toughen up,you'll be fine...
286
00:13:32,357 --> 00:13:33,881
assuming you know how to tango.
287
00:13:33,891 --> 00:13:35,215
I did some preparation,okay?
288
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:36,277
I wouldn't call myself an expert...
289
00:13:36,287 --> 00:13:38,914
why would he need to know
how to tango? Is that code?
290
00:13:38,924 --> 00:13:42,222
No,not-- no,he told me that I
needed to know how to tango...
291
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:49,691
- Spy humor,I like that.
- Come on,you ready?
292
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:57,140
Okay,wait,wait. Where's
everybody going,huh?
293
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,093
We got computers to fix.
294
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,597
Sorry,bro,I got my bar mitzvah lesson.
295
00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:00,479
Internet poker.
296
00:14:00,489 --> 00:14:02,624
I'm off by 8:00 and hammered by 8:05.
297
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,178
What about chuck bartowski?
298
00:14:04,188 --> 00:14:05,823
Okay,what about our fearless leader?
299
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:06,705
We owe him.
300
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,537
- For what?
- What?
301
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:11,106
'Cause tonight,chuck bartowski's boldly
going where none of us have ever gone before--
302
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,472
to have intercourse with
a beautiful woman.
303
00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,775
Speak for yourself.
304
00:14:14,785 --> 00:14:16,760
- Interesting.
- Interesting.
305
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:18,334
I'm out of here. I gotta go.
306
00:14:18,344 --> 00:14:19,537
Anna,could
I-- anna?
307
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,382
Okay. Okay,fine.
308
00:14:21,392 --> 00:14:22,946
See you guys.
309
00:14:22,956 --> 00:14:26,024
Big michael just gave the
position to harry tang.
310
00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:30,325
Oh,have I got your attention now?
311
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,771
Good. Good,'cause you
know what that means?
312
00:14:32,781 --> 00:14:34,796
No more two-hour lunch breaks.
313
00:14:34,806 --> 00:14:37,874
No more xbox tournaments.
314
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:39,980
No more porn.
315
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:43,639
Yeah,yeah. Total work hell.
316
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,777
I'm in,but your
boy better close the deal.
317
00:14:46,787 --> 00:14:47,639
Let's do this.
318
00:14:47,649 --> 00:14:49,584
- Okay,thanks a lot,lester.
- Don't touch me.
319
00:14:49,594 --> 00:14:51,679
I'm going to talk to you about
this whole girl thing.
320
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:53,614
Hey,jeff,atta boy,huh?
321
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:04,372
Oh,nice,yes,thank you.
322
00:15:05,414 --> 00:15:07,299
Oh,nice.
323
00:15:07,851 --> 00:15:11,570
I've been a spy all of five seconds and
I already have soy sauce on my shirt.
324
00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:13,094
Well,go and wash it off.
325
00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:16,593
And chuck,stop saying that you're a spy.
326
00:15:16,803 --> 00:15:19,109
Right,of course.
327
00:15:25,465 --> 00:15:26,889
Idiot.
328
00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:40,323
Do we know each other?
329
00:15:40,925 --> 00:15:42,238
No.
330
00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:44,253
No,not that I know of.
331
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,318
Sorry.
332
00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,595
- It's him.
- Who?
333
00:15:59,271 --> 00:16:01,668
La ciudad.
334
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:03,873
Come on.
335
00:16:09,909 --> 00:16:13,127
I've already identified the perp,as
it were,what are we still doing here?
336
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,713
I mean,you know,mission
accomplished. Time to go.
337
00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:19,012
Chuck,go wait at the bar.
338
00:16:19,974 --> 00:16:21,197
Go wait... wait at the bar?
339
00:16:21,207 --> 00:16:24,656
Okay,you go do what you do. I'm
going to beat the bar,waiting there.
340
00:16:24,666 --> 00:16:26,661
Covering that whole area.
341
00:16:31,193 --> 00:16:32,847
Drink,sir?
342
00:16:33,088 --> 00:16:34,070
Yeah,uh...
343
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:37,278
I'd like a martini ,barkeep, shaken
and stirred. Thank you.
344
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,293
Would you likea cherry with that?
345
00:16:39,303 --> 00:16:41,248
Chuck bartowski?
346
00:16:41,258 --> 00:16:42,913
No.
347
00:16:42,923 --> 00:16:46,181
- The name's carmichael.
- Allan watterman,stanford?
348
00:16:46,191 --> 00:16:48,437
- Hey,hey,how are you?
- Hey.Hey,you.Hey.
349
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:51,103
I'm great. I don't know if you heard,I
sold out of my software company.
350
00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:52,377
Kind of unemployed.
351
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,743
Problem is,I'm too young to retire.
352
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:56,307
I'm too rich to work.
353
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:59,415
that's quite a pickle you
find yourself in,watterman.
354
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:00,457
What are you doing now?
355
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:03,736
Last I heard,you were,um,you were
fixing computers or something?
356
00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:04,307
Yeah.
357
00:17:04,317 --> 00:17:07,726
You know,just kind of,uh,just kind
of weighing my options right now.
358
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:12,097
Uh,you know,I may be getting a managerial
position at an electronics conglomerate,
359
00:17:12,107 --> 00:17:13,420
- so,you know...
- all right.
360
00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:15,666
Well,I always knew you'd
make something of yourself.
361
00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:16,328
Who are you here with?
362
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:18,483
Oh,my date. She's right over there.
363
00:17:21,731 --> 00:17:23,165
She's with you?
364
00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:28,148
We have a very open relationship.
365
00:17:28,158 --> 00:17:30,394
Well,hey,um,give me a call.
366
00:17:30,404 --> 00:17:32,719
You know,if you need
help with the whole job thing.
367
00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:33,832
I know people.
368
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:35,246
Bet you do,yeah. Yeah.
369
00:17:35,256 --> 00:17:36,960
There you go.
370
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:47,277
Insider trading and offshore
accounts in the caymans.
371
00:17:47,287 --> 00:17:49,522
What did you just say?
372
00:17:51,076 --> 00:17:53,763
Do you work for the sec? I got to go.
373
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:54,786
Lester: Something fishy going on.
374
00:17:54,796 --> 00:17:56,470
I know you guys think chuck's a
great guy and all that,
375
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,595
but that weiner girl is super hot.
376
00:17:58,605 --> 00:18:00,340
Even for me.
377
00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:02,816
It's obvious,dude. She's a pro.
378
00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:03,478
Are you kidding?
379
00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:05,834
Do you think chuck could afford
her if she was a pro?
380
00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:07,799
All right,you know what,guys?
Enough crapping about.
381
00:18:07,809 --> 00:18:09,363
All right,break time's over,let's go.
382
00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:11,117
All right,who's up
for a game of deer hunter?
383
00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:12,040
- Done.
- No,no,no,no,no.
384
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,145
Guys,guys,guys,work now,play later,okay?
385
00:18:14,155 --> 00:18:15,348
We've got hard drives to fix.
386
00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:17,985
Look at this place,come on. Let's go.
387
00:18:25,223 --> 00:18:26,236
:Oh,no.
388
00:18:26,246 --> 00:18:28,101
Oh,no what?
389
00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:30,757
The lock is broken,man.
390
00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,803
You need a key to open it.
391
00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:34,988
Then get the key,jeff.
392
00:18:34,998 --> 00:18:36,502
There's only two keys.
393
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,327
Harry tang has one.
394
00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,813
And old chuck has the other one.
395
00:18:42,447 --> 00:18:43,780
Yikes.
396
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,395
Where are you going?
397
00:18:45,405 --> 00:18:46,858
Don't,don't--no,no,no,no,no!
398
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,703
Come on,old computers freak me out!
399
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:50,397
Somebody get
me-- anna help me!
400
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:53,365
John,get me out of here,please!
401
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:57,195
Hit me again.
402
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:13,065
You stay.
403
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,140
Stay?
404
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,915
Stay--
like a dog.
405
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,689
Woman:Beautiful painting.
406
00:20:05,699 --> 00:20:07,544
What's that?
407
00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:11,564
Yeah,beautiful. Painting,yeah.
408
00:20:11,574 --> 00:20:13,880
It definitely hasa quality about it.
409
00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:17,369
Very,I would say,bob
rossian in its influence.
410
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,411
- Who?
- Bob ross.
411
00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:20,186
Bob ross,you know,bob ross.
412
00:20:20,196 --> 00:20:23,895
The guy who used to paint on pbs.
413
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:27,234
With the afro and the soothing-- you
have no idea what I'm talking about.
414
00:20:27,244 --> 00:20:29,089
Sorry.
415
00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:30,903
It won't be the first time.
416
00:20:30,913 --> 00:20:32,096
I'm malena.
417
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,309
Hi. Chuck.
418
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,365
Charles.
419
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:37,390
Charles carmichael.
420
00:20:37,921 --> 00:20:39,124
So you don't like the painting?
421
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:41,671
No,I-I,it seems very lovely.
422
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:45,370
I just more interested in the
frame,but that-- you don't...
423
00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:49,070
So sorry.
424
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,115
So sorry about this.
425
00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:53,862
Work never leaves you alone.
426
00:20:53,872 --> 00:20:55,957
I'm in the software game,so...
427
00:20:55,967 --> 00:20:57,571
so you were saying about the frame?
428
00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:01,321
Nothing,it doesn't
really actually matter,sorry.
429
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:02,414
Champagne?
430
00:21:02,424 --> 00:21:04,850
Sure,yeah. Thank you.
431
00:21:04,860 --> 00:21:06,654
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
432
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:16,580
Man:What's your real name?
And who do you work for?
433
00:21:21,422 --> 00:21:22,826
I love a tango.
434
00:21:22,836 --> 00:21:24,690
Oh,yeah.
435
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,324
Who doesn't?
436
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,969
Do you?
437
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,801
Do-- oh,do I
want to,uh...
438
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:36,881
you know what,what the hell.
439
00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:38,896
Yeah,let's give it a shot.
440
00:21:38,906 --> 00:21:39,789
What are you doing here?
441
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,087
Please don't lie. It'll
make this much more painful.
442
00:21:54,717 --> 00:21:56,973
- Mr.Carmichael...
- please.
443
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,486
Chuck.
444
00:21:58,496 --> 00:22:02,868
Chuck,i think your hand is
supposed to be on my hip.
445
00:22:02,878 --> 00:22:04,111
Right.
446
00:22:04,121 --> 00:22:08,732
Uh, apparently, I learned the
girl's part of this dance.
447
00:22:08,742 --> 00:22:10,347
Would you mind leading?
448
00:22:10,357 --> 00:22:12,081
Not at all.
449
00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:18,728
Federal agent. Don't move.
450
00:22:19,169 --> 00:22:21,044
Don't you move.
451
00:22:26,849 --> 00:22:28,874
International agents--
MI-6.
452
00:22:28,884 --> 00:22:29,576
Drop your gun!
453
00:22:29,586 --> 00:22:32,102
- We're british secret service.
- Lower your weapon!
454
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,245
Everyone take a deep breath.
455
00:22:41,255 --> 00:22:45,276
I'm putting down my gun,and
I'm getting my identification.
456
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:46,900
Slowly.
457
00:23:04,144 --> 00:23:05,056
What are you doing here?
458
00:23:05,066 --> 00:23:07,111
I could ask you the same thing.
459
00:23:07,121 --> 00:23:09,577
We've been pursuing an arms
dealer through five countries.
460
00:23:09,587 --> 00:23:11,863
Let me guess. La ciudad?
461
00:23:11,873 --> 00:23:13,157
That's right.
462
00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:21,538
Mi-6 intercepted a painting with
plutonium hidden in the frame.
463
00:23:21,548 --> 00:23:23,944
Rather than announce the
bust,we removed the plutonium
464
00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:27,272
and kept the auction in
the hope of luring ciudad.
465
00:23:27,283 --> 00:23:30,220
If you're not la
ciudad, then where is he?
466
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,955
Whoa,whoa,whoa,okay,okay,listen
to me,so,listen to me.
467
00:23:47,965 --> 00:23:51,645
My friend is at some sort of
art function at your hotel,okay?
468
00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:53,018
Uh,now listen to me clearly.
469
00:23:53,028 --> 00:23:54,241
I need to speak to him.
470
00:23:54,251 --> 00:23:56,296
It's a matter of life and death.
471
00:23:56,306 --> 00:23:57,660
Describe your friend.
472
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,392
Morgan:He's good-looking.
473
00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:00,277
You know,it depends on
your angle,I suppose.
474
00:24:00,287 --> 00:24:01,229
Uh,he's not classically handsome.
475
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:02,392
I wouldn't say he is,you know.
476
00:24:02,402 --> 00:24:05,189
But he makes up for it with
charm. Lots of,uh...of charm.
477
00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:06,232
And he's kind of a lost soul.
478
00:24:06,242 --> 00:24:07,435
Does this funny little
thing when he's nervous.
479
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,447
He laughs. He goes...
480
00:24:08,457 --> 00:24:09,530
he kind of does this...
481
00:24:09,540 --> 00:24:11,625
uh,anyways,what,uh,what,what?
482
00:24:11,635 --> 00:24:12,979
Uh,brown hair,six-one.
483
00:24:12,989 --> 00:24:14,072
Does that help at all?
484
00:24:14,082 --> 00:24:15,225
What,uh...
485
00:24:15,235 --> 00:24:17,611
what line of work are you in,malena?
486
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:20,257
Why are you so interested,mr.Carmichael?
487
00:24:20,267 --> 00:24:23,045
No reason. Just making conversation.
488
00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:24,027
Excuse me,sir.
489
00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:25,511
Are you chuck bartowski?
490
00:24:25,521 --> 00:24:27,596
Who,me? No!
491
00:24:27,606 --> 00:24:28,569
No,I'm carmichael.
492
00:24:28,579 --> 00:24:29,842
Uh,that's him. That's
my... that's my friend.
493
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:32,168
I can hear his voice. Hey,chuck!
494
00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:33,632
Are you sure you're not mr.Bartowski?
495
00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:34,885
Your friend insists.
496
00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,258
No,no,I insist.
497
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:39,035
I've never heard that name in my life.
498
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,782
I got to go. Excuse me.
499
00:24:43,707 --> 00:24:48,750
Why don't we head up to my room
now,mr.Carmichael,and find out who you really are.
500
00:24:50,414 --> 00:24:51,497
okay.
501
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:59,126
Uh,so I guess we
should regroup in the morning?
502
00:24:59,136 --> 00:25:00,119
Good idea.
503
00:25:00,129 --> 00:25:02,024
No,wait,wait,wait,wait.
Where you guys going?
504
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:03,939
Dude,it's just... it's
out of my pay grade.
505
00:25:03,949 --> 00:25:07,638
I got to get some serious alcohol
in me or I am never going to sleep.
506
00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:09,342
Anna: I'm sorry,morgan. Be strong.
507
00:25:09,352 --> 00:25:11,047
No,no,come on,guys,don't leave
me in here with these computers.
508
00:25:11,057 --> 00:25:12,661
You can hand me a
slice, maybe some water.
509
00:25:12,671 --> 00:25:15,819
I need to survive through
the night,and I...
510
00:25:16,571 --> 00:25:18,345
not cool!
511
00:25:31,599 --> 00:25:34,045
Malena: Let's start with an easy one.
512
00:25:34,055 --> 00:25:35,128
What's your real name?
513
00:25:35,138 --> 00:25:38,497
Carmichael,charles carmichael.
514
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,404
Chuck bartowski.
515
00:25:45,414 --> 00:25:47,129
That wasn't so hard.
516
00:25:47,139 --> 00:25:48,372
Now...
517
00:25:48,382 --> 00:25:50,728
before you answer my next question,
518
00:25:50,738 --> 00:25:54,227
I want you to think long
and hard about my options here.
519
00:25:54,237 --> 00:25:59,270
There's the old favorite--
yank out a tooth.
520
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:01,405
Too noisy.
521
00:26:01,415 --> 00:26:03,310
cut off a toe.
522
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,403
That's too messy.
523
00:26:04,413 --> 00:26:05,546
Far too messy.
524
00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:08,674
Or we can chuck you off the balcony...
525
00:26:08,684 --> 00:26:09,967
chuck.
526
00:26:09,977 --> 00:26:12,483
Probably land face first.
527
00:26:12,493 --> 00:26:15,080
Teeth go through the back of your head.
528
00:26:15,952 --> 00:26:19,160
not a good way to go. So...
529
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:24,454
here's my question: Who do you work for?
530
00:26:25,988 --> 00:26:27,762
No one.
531
00:26:27,772 --> 00:26:28,574
No,no,stop,stop!
532
00:26:28,584 --> 00:26:29,898
I fix computers for a living!
533
00:26:29,908 --> 00:26:30,690
I swear to god!
534
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,855
I snuck into the party under
a fake name to impress a girl!
535
00:26:32,865 --> 00:26:35,071
Please,please,down... put chair down!
536
00:26:35,081 --> 00:26:35,732
Good-bye,chuck.
537
00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:37,908
No,no,no,it's a setup!
538
00:26:37,918 --> 00:26:39,863
What is?
539
00:26:39,873 --> 00:26:40,545
The painting?
540
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:41,638
The painting.
541
00:26:41,648 --> 00:26:42,861
The painting,I think.
542
00:26:42,871 --> 00:26:45,748
I think the painting
might be a fake or something.
543
00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:46,610
Why?
544
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,866
If you put me down I'll tell you.
545
00:26:52,605 --> 00:26:55,152
I saw a photo of the painting
in the L.A.Times,okay?
546
00:26:55,162 --> 00:26:56,686
But it had a different frame.
547
00:26:56,696 --> 00:26:58,711
So I'm assuming somebody maybe
swapped it out,I don't know.
548
00:26:58,721 --> 00:27:00,576
But if I were you,I would
not buy that painting.
549
00:27:00,586 --> 00:27:02,060
A fake painting.
550
00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,636
And you had no
intention of bidding on it?
551
00:27:04,646 --> 00:27:05,448
Me? Bid on...
552
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,273
No, not unless they
were selling it for 25 bucks.
553
00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:09,107
I mean,that's about what I
have in my decorating budget.
554
00:27:09,118 --> 00:27:12,857
Okay,tell me how to fix a computer,chuck.
555
00:27:20,887 --> 00:27:24,146
my first inclination is that your bus speed
is not up to snuff with your video card.
556
00:27:24,156 --> 00:27:26,121
I'm assuming we're talking
about a pc here, right?
557
00:27:26,131 --> 00:27:27,575
Is your memory dedicated?
558
00:27:27,585 --> 00:27:29,519
That's enough,mr.Bartowski.
559
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:30,813
I believe you.
560
00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:34,392
the problem is since you've
seen me,now I have to kill you.
561
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,324
Have... have to,have to?
562
00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:36,718
No,no,no,I disagree,I disagree...
563
00:27:36,728 --> 00:27:37,710
vehemently,vehemently.
564
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,124
No,no,no,I won't
say anything,I swear to god.
565
00:27:39,134 --> 00:27:41,911
You don't know the things
I know about people.
566
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:46,653
Don't worry,it'll be fast.
567
00:27:46,663 --> 00:27:49,029
Good-bye,mr.Bartowski.
568
00:27:49,039 --> 00:27:51,546
I enjoyed our tango.
569
00:27:52,508 --> 00:27:53,962
I didn't like it that much.
570
00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:55,355
- Really?
- He was kind of silly.
571
00:27:55,365 --> 00:27:57,661
Oh,I kind of liked him. Hi.
572
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,013
They're on to us.
573
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,008
The sec knows everything.
574
00:28:12,018 --> 00:28:14,203
Shelly,they know about the caymans.
575
00:28:15,817 --> 00:28:18,033
I surrender! I surrender!
576
00:28:18,043 --> 00:28:19,918
Get down,chuck.
577
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:25,352
Chuck:Sarah!
578
00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:27,918
Let's do this.
579
00:28:37,362 --> 00:28:39,347
oh,my god!
580
00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:42,555
it's okay,chuck.
581
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:43,969
- Are you okay?
- Okay?Okay?
582
00:28:43,979 --> 00:28:45,302
Two more seconds andI'd have been dead.
583
00:28:45,313 --> 00:28:46,596
They were going to throw
me off the balcony.
584
00:28:46,606 --> 00:28:47,819
Did you tell them you work for us?
585
00:28:47,829 --> 00:28:48,611
Of course not.
586
00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:49,834
Where the hell were you guys?
587
00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:50,716
You're still alive.
588
00:28:50,726 --> 00:28:53,102
I'd consider myself lucky.
589
00:28:53,614 --> 00:28:55,097
We have to get you out of the country.
590
00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:57,253
First we take him out.
591
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:12,622
Hey.
592
00:29:12,632 --> 00:29:13,524
How was the big date?
593
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:15,610
It was good,great,fine.
I'm going to go to bed.
594
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:16,352
- I love you.
- What?
595
00:29:16,362 --> 00:29:18,337
No,no,no,no.
596
00:29:18,347 --> 00:29:19,339
Is that all I get?
597
00:29:19,349 --> 00:29:21,896
Come on,sit down.
598
00:29:21,906 --> 00:29:24,573
I want to know,you
know,do you like this girl?
599
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:27,430
It'S... you know,it's complicated.
600
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:30,798
Well,explain it to me
slowly, I'll catch up.
601
00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:34,137
She's a very beautiful girl.
602
00:29:34,498 --> 00:29:36,242
Good. Go on.
603
00:29:36,633 --> 00:29:39,019
And she's very agile.
604
00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:41,666
I'm not sure how
that applies,but continue.
605
00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:44,864
And I think she's too exhausting for me.
606
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,641
Well,what happened?
607
00:29:47,651 --> 00:29:48,403
Did you guys tango?
608
00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:49,696
Oh,yeah,yeah. We tangoed.
609
00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:54,398
In fact,we tangoed quite a bit,but awesome
taught me the woman's part of the tango,
610
00:29:54,408 --> 00:29:57,637
so it was a little
difficult,as one might expect.
611
00:29:57,647 --> 00:29:59,401
Awesome:What's up,bro?
612
00:29:59,862 --> 00:30:00,875
- Did you do the famous dip?
- Yeah.
613
00:30:00,885 --> 00:30:03,261
I was on the receiving end of that dip.
614
00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:04,795
You did tango with a woman,right?
615
00:30:04,805 --> 00:30:06,199
And on that note...
616
00:30:06,209 --> 00:30:09,176
no,no,no,no,no. You're
not getting off that easy.
617
00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,815
Why won't you talk to me?
618
00:30:12,825 --> 00:30:15,252
It's...
619
00:30:15,703 --> 00:30:18,871
it's complicated,okay? Just let it go.
620
00:30:19,402 --> 00:30:20,866
Fine.
621
00:30:20,876 --> 00:30:21,979
You don't want to talk to me,
622
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:26,189
I suggest you find someone to talk
to like maybe your idiot friend.
623
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,154
He's called about 75 times.
624
00:30:28,164 --> 00:30:31,333
He locked himself in a storage cage.
625
00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:33,719
Whatever that means.
626
00:30:55,243 --> 00:30:57,449
Oh,god! It's you.
627
00:30:57,459 --> 00:30:59,304
Dude,dude,you have no idea.
628
00:30:59,314 --> 00:31:00,276
Okay,okay,okay.
629
00:31:00,286 --> 00:31:01,670
Settle down,settle down,settle down.
630
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,294
Settle down it's all good. It's all good.
631
00:31:03,304 --> 00:31:04,507
What happened?
632
00:31:04,517 --> 00:31:06,031
Oh,what happened?
633
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:08,527
Tang showed up,and he
dropped all these off.
634
00:31:08,537 --> 00:31:11,334
I guess he was stashing them,you know?
635
00:31:11,344 --> 00:31:12,628
So...
636
00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:14,543
all right,let's do this.
637
00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:17,270
What are you talking... Morgan,you
don't know how to fix a computer.
638
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,493
Moral support,man. Never...
639
00:31:18,503 --> 00:31:19,906
never leave your wingman,okay?
640
00:31:19,916 --> 00:31:21,881
Something your team could learn
a little something about.
641
00:31:21,891 --> 00:31:23,084
Look,it's okay,man.
642
00:31:23,094 --> 00:31:25,110
Go get some sleep,okay?
643
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:25,661
Are you sure?
644
00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:27,606
'Cause you say the word
and we go down together.
645
00:31:27,616 --> 00:31:31,195
No. I appreciate that,but I think it'll be
nice to do something I'm actually good at,
646
00:31:31,205 --> 00:31:32,157
so I'll see you.
647
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,173
Fantastic. I'll see
you later.Good night.
648
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:35,606
Good night.
649
00:32:02,274 --> 00:32:04,109
You finished,bartowski?
650
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:05,713
Mission accomplished.
651
00:32:06,314 --> 00:32:07,648
Two days was meant as an incentive.
652
00:32:07,658 --> 00:32:09,071
I didn't think you'd really do it.
653
00:32:09,081 --> 00:32:09,984
I'm impressed.
654
00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,688
And I'm not a man easily impressed.
655
00:32:11,698 --> 00:32:16,230
Why, I think you should know that I only fixed
the last few--my team did most of the work.
656
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,102
They deserve the credit.
657
00:32:17,112 --> 00:32:18,536
And you're only as
good as your team,so...
658
00:32:18,546 --> 00:32:22,105
first rule of
management: always take credit.
659
00:32:22,115 --> 00:32:23,478
Hope we can sell all this crap.
660
00:32:23,488 --> 00:32:29,945
Sir,there's been a major infraction--
drinking alcoholic beverages on the property.
661
00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:33,163
Nothing wrong with a man wetting
his whistle every once in a while.
662
00:32:33,173 --> 00:32:34,617
Keep it out of the store,bartowski.
663
00:32:34,627 --> 00:32:36,331
Yeah.Yeah. Absolutely,sir.
664
00:32:36,341 --> 00:32:37,875
You get extra points for style.
665
00:32:37,885 --> 00:32:39,669
Looking sharp.
666
00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:45,474
You look like a waiter.
667
00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:47,529
kiss-ass.
668
00:32:47,539 --> 00:32:48,813
Was I scared?
669
00:32:48,823 --> 00:32:50,186
Yeah. Yeah,I was scared.
670
00:32:50,196 --> 00:32:51,881
But then this
survival instinct kicked in.
671
00:32:51,891 --> 00:32:54,226
Something I didn't even know I possessed.
672
00:32:54,237 --> 00:32:55,440
A desire to live.
673
00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:57,385
Good news is, I may be able to
retire off this, all right?
674
00:32:57,395 --> 00:32:58,317
I talked to big mike.
675
00:32:58,327 --> 00:32:59,871
I told him he'd be
hearing from my attorney.
676
00:32:59,881 --> 00:33:01,796
That cage is a major fire hazard.
677
00:33:01,806 --> 00:33:03,310
Chuck.
678
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,543
Good work last night.
679
00:33:04,553 --> 00:33:05,465
Okay,you know what?
680
00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:07,801
I'm, I'm working on an
all-nighter here, big guy.
681
00:33:07,811 --> 00:33:09,886
And I realize that
you are probably armed.
682
00:33:09,896 --> 00:33:13,977
And so I'm gonna ask you very nicely,would
you please ease up on the sarcasm.
683
00:33:13,987 --> 00:33:15,761
I wasn't being facetious.
684
00:33:15,771 --> 00:33:17,245
You helped us find la ciudad.
685
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,137
But she got away.
686
00:33:18,147 --> 00:33:20,203
Yeah,we got a photo from hotel security.
687
00:33:20,213 --> 00:33:22,589
We got a blood sample from
a broken window.
688
00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:24,925
Our intel tell us she's heading
down to central america.
689
00:33:24,935 --> 00:33:27,281
We have people waiting there.
690
00:33:27,712 --> 00:33:28,594
You're lookin' sharp.
691
00:33:28,604 --> 00:33:30,028
Yeah,thanks.
692
00:33:30,038 --> 00:33:32,594
That was facetious. Idiot.
693
00:33:32,604 --> 00:33:33,928
I fixed this one personally.
694
00:33:33,938 --> 00:33:35,532
So it should be good as new.
695
00:33:35,542 --> 00:33:37,437
And sorry about the delay.
696
00:34:02,891 --> 00:34:05,217
Chuck,hiding from work again?
697
00:34:05,227 --> 00:34:07,744
I,uh,I-I think I dropped something.
698
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,616
Go away,harry!
699
00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:10,651
Oh,you wish I would. I'm
not going anywhere,chuck.
700
00:34:10,661 --> 00:34:14,972
When you go to sleep at night,all
you're gonna see is tang in your face.
701
00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:16,887
man:Excuse,please.
702
00:34:16,897 --> 00:34:19,564
Where can I find a chuck bartowski?
703
00:34:20,356 --> 00:34:21,469
Why,what's he done?
704
00:34:21,479 --> 00:34:23,474
Because I need to speak to him.
705
00:34:23,484 --> 00:34:27,835
Okay, well, if he's in any
kindof trouble, let me know.
706
00:34:27,845 --> 00:34:30,712
Chuck,you have a visitor.
707
00:34:31,905 --> 00:34:33,469
Chuck?
708
00:34:33,479 --> 00:34:35,785
Well,uh,maybe I can help you,sir.
709
00:34:59,155 --> 00:35:01,190
I think we have some company.
710
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:02,383
I'm on it.
711
00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:03,716
Chuck bartowski,to the storage cage.
712
00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:06,463
Chuck bartowski,please report
to the storage cage.
713
00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:07,797
Where's the storage cage?
714
00:35:07,807 --> 00:35:09,270
Oh,just through here,sir.
715
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,794
I'll show you.
716
00:35:41,974 --> 00:35:45,703
by the way we are having a big sale on
refrigerators in case you didn't notice.
717
00:35:47,257 --> 00:35:48,631
Where is he?
718
00:35:48,641 --> 00:35:50,425
Where is chuck bartowski?
719
00:35:50,435 --> 00:35:51,889
Sir,I'm just sales clerk.
720
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,854
Take me to him now!
721
00:36:44,152 --> 00:36:45,526
oh,you!
722
00:36:46,077 --> 00:36:48,323
You big 'ol guy... you think...
723
00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,659
that was so broken this morning.
724
00:37:03,983 --> 00:37:07,181
Now that's what I call moving
some merchandise,yeah?
725
00:37:08,815 --> 00:37:10,439
Yeah.
726
00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:04,396
hang here.
727
00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:08,256
Uh,charles irving bartowski of
the encino bartowskis,
728
00:38:08,266 --> 00:38:10,261
could you please
report to the returns desk.
729
00:38:10,271 --> 00:38:13,730
Charles irving bartowski...
730
00:38:15,224 --> 00:38:16,076
what?
731
00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,971
Nothing,nothing. I'm
just loving this thing,man.
732
00:38:17,981 --> 00:38:19,836
You know what? We should
get one for your apartment.
733
00:38:20,337 --> 00:38:20,838
Oh,good news.
734
00:38:20,848 --> 00:38:24,287
They fixed the lock
on the storage cage,so...
735
00:38:25,821 --> 00:38:27,355
what?
736
00:38:30,673 --> 00:38:31,656
I'm really sorry,sis.
737
00:38:31,666 --> 00:38:33,701
I-I know that I've been kind of evasive.
738
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:35,606
It's just that I...
739
00:38:35,616 --> 00:38:40,398
I didn't want to lie to you and I chose not saying
anything as being the lesser of two evils.
740
00:38:40,408 --> 00:38:41,551
Why would you have to lie to me?
741
00:38:41,561 --> 00:38:44,248
Ellie,I just need you to trust me and
know it has nothing to do with you.
742
00:38:44,258 --> 00:38:45,852
But you want me to butt out. I get it.
743
00:38:45,862 --> 00:38:46,644
It's none of my business.
744
00:38:46,654 --> 00:38:48,188
No! No,no,no,no,I'm not saying that!
745
00:38:48,198 --> 00:38:50,414
I'm not saying that. I-I...
746
00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:55,266
I just don't want to create a false sense of
excitement for a relationship that seems doomed.
747
00:38:55,276 --> 00:38:57,492
Why is it doomed?
748
00:38:58,113 --> 00:39:00,239
Because she's not into me.
749
00:39:00,249 --> 00:39:01,301
Uh,trust me.
750
00:39:01,311 --> 00:39:03,958
I have seen the way that that girl
looks at you and she is into you.
751
00:39:06,665 --> 00:39:07,858
Really?
752
00:39:07,868 --> 00:39:09,913
It's none of my business.
753
00:39:11,197 --> 00:39:11,778
Okay,no.
754
00:39:11,788 --> 00:39:12,680
Okay,fine. What the hell.
755
00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:15,327
What do you,what do you
want to ask me about sarah?
756
00:39:15,337 --> 00:39:16,781
Really?
757
00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:18,686
You better hurry up.
This offer will not last.
758
00:39:18,696 --> 00:39:21,984
Okay. Do you like her?
759
00:39:23,899 --> 00:39:25,282
Yeah.
760
00:39:25,292 --> 00:39:28,801
Da-da-da-- no,no, unnecessary
excitements.
761
00:39:29,834 --> 00:39:32,320
Sorry. Sorry.
762
00:39:32,330 --> 00:39:33,854
- What else?
- That's it.
763
00:39:33,864 --> 00:39:35,118
- That's it?
- Yeah.
764
00:39:35,128 --> 00:39:36,531
Chuck,that's it.
765
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:38,536
I don't need to know
the intimate details,okay?
766
00:39:38,546 --> 00:39:40,281
As long as you're
happy,that's enough for me.
767
00:39:40,291 --> 00:39:43,419
And I don't,I don't want to nag
you about your future and your job.
768
00:39:43,429 --> 00:39:45,464
I don't want to be the sister that
just pesters you into oblivion.
769
00:39:45,474 --> 00:39:48,822
No,no,no,no,you're,you're not a pest.
770
00:39:49,544 --> 00:39:53,725
I just know what an incredible guy
charles bartowski is and...
771
00:39:54,717 --> 00:39:57,926
and sometimes I'm not
so sure that he knows it.
772
00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,595
How do you feel about a
brother-sister hug situation right now?
773
00:40:01,605 --> 00:40:03,791
- I'm open to it.
- Okay.
774
00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:07,941
oh,I'll get it.
775
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,495
Sorry. I thought we
had plans tonight,you know?
776
00:40:13,505 --> 00:40:14,879
What is she doing here?
777
00:40:14,889 --> 00:40:16,723
What,uh,what gave you that impression?
778
00:40:16,734 --> 00:40:20,513
Uh,when you were leaving earlier and
you were,like,see you later,dude.
779
00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:23,020
Took you at your word.
780
00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:24,303
It's cool if you don't want
me to be here;that's fine.
781
00:40:24,313 --> 00:40:26,679
Just gotta stop giving me mixed signals.
782
00:40:28,985 --> 00:40:30,098
- Come on in.
- Super.
783
00:40:30,108 --> 00:40:31,792
Awesome. What are we having?
784
00:40:32,814 --> 00:40:36,303
- Here you go.
- Oh,thank you.Thank you.
785
00:40:38,459 --> 00:40:39,070
You okay?
786
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,607
Uh,occupational hazard.
787
00:40:42,299 --> 00:40:44,524
She got in a lucky kick.
788
00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:07,052
Congratulations on your first mission.
789
00:41:07,062 --> 00:41:08,485
You did really good,chuck.
790
00:41:08,495 --> 00:41:10,160
Stop it.
791
00:41:10,170 --> 00:41:11,503
I'm not really a spy.
792
00:41:11,513 --> 00:41:14,882
Your computer ended up in the head of a guy
who only knows how to fix 'em,nothing else.
793
00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:17,849
You survived a near-death experience
under the threat of torture
794
00:41:17,859 --> 00:41:20,606
and apprehended one of the
world's most elusive killers.
795
00:41:20,616 --> 00:41:22,591
I'm not sure you what
you think spies do exactly,
796
00:41:22,601 --> 00:41:24,837
but most of us would consider
that a pretty good day.
797
00:41:24,847 --> 00:41:28,967
Okay,sure,so today I helped take down
a major international arms dealer,
798
00:41:28,978 --> 00:41:34,191
but tomorrow,tomorrow I still
gotta go clock in at buy more.
799
00:41:34,632 --> 00:41:37,730
I mean,what's the good of being
a hero if nobody knows about it?
800
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:39,655
You know.
801
00:41:40,978 --> 00:41:43,023
And so do I.
802
00:41:45,429 --> 00:41:47,785
You know,if we were really
dating,this would be the part
803
00:41:47,795 --> 00:41:50,302
where I'd be forced
to kiss you good night.
804
00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:52,187
Forced?
805
00:41:52,197 --> 00:41:54,292
Would it be so bad?
806
00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:56,518
I'm sure I could suffer through it.
807
00:41:57,721 --> 00:41:59,666
Me,too.
808
00:42:15,486 --> 00:42:17,451
Man,that dude is creepy.
809
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,003
Agreed.