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i'm glad you like it.
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i love it.
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what time is it?
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Are you insane? Come back to bed.
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And miss all the good sunlight?
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Come on, Ilsa,
it's not like
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the civil war is going
to go anywhere.
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Tempting.
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But I have a deadline.
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Yeah...
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Why did I ever let myself
get involved
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with a photo-journalist?
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And how did I get
myself mixed up with a--
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what do you call yourself again?
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An energy consultant.
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What does that even mean?
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It means I get to sleep in late.
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Here's my offer,
Yeah?
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- Mr. Energy Consultant.
- Mm-hmm.
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You stay in bed and preserve
your precious energy.
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And I'll be back
before you know it.
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Bye-bye, Sugar Bear.
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Did you hear a word I said?
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Hello?
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Do you speak English?
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Parla usted Inglese?
Hello?
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Yeah.
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Then why aren't you moving?
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Because if you
were listening,
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then you'd be walking to the register
to get me my 300 bucks!
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Sir, I repeat:
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I cannot offer you a refund
without a valid receipt.
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You can't give
me a refund,
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you won't give
me an exchange.
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What exactly are you capable of doing,
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Big Johnny?
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You sad, impotent oaf?
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I'm capable of stopping your heart...
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Hey, hey, hey,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
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hey john, ??? problem here.
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- Let me guess, it's the auto-focus, right?
- Yeah.
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Happens all the time.
It's a quick...
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quick, quick fix, and I can
take care of it personally.
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If you'll just leave
your name and number
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at the Nerd Herd desk,
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I'll take care of it
in a jiff, okay?
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- Was that so hard?
- Thank you. Have a good day.
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Just breathe, Casey, breathe.
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Breathe... or growl.
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Growling also works.
Very good.
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Very, very good.
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Hey.
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You're not going
to believe it.
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Oh, you got that
server to work?
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I got Tara Reid's phone number.
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What have I told you about
stalking "celebrities" online?
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And, by the way, who doesn't
have her phone number?
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Is that the Grand
Saville's main database?
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I can access every guest staying
at L.A.'s swankiest hotel.
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It's got it all:
room numbers, credit cards,
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spank-per-view records...
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That's super, Jeff.
Really good work.
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I'll let the hotel know
that their computer's ready.
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You're giving away
the holy grail! Tara!
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Grand Saville,
please don't sue us.
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Dmitry Siljak--
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known alias
of black market arms dealer
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specializing in former Soviet...
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Okay. Man, I'm going to have
a headache tomorrow.
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Ilsa Trinchina.
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AP photographer, rumored lover
of undercover NSA agent.
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Whereabouts unknown.
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Sugar Bear?
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Sugar Bear's
girlfriend's in town.
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Casey, hey, hey, hey!
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Wait up! wait up!
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I just had the mother lode
of all bad guy flashes.
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- Who are they?
- Mostly Russian.
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All traveling under aliases,
fake passports.
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That means they're
arms dealers,
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- money launderers, black market smugglers...
- Yeah.
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Apparently, they're all
having a douche bag
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convention down
at the Grand Saville.
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I'll run it up the flagpole,
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see what command wants us to do.
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Uh... one more thing.
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There was another name,
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one name that I flashed on
actually,
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but I left it--
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her-- off of the list.
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What the hell are you talking
about, Bartowski?
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Does the name Ilsa Trinchina
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mean anything to you...
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Sugar Bear?
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You say that
name ever again
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and I will end you.
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Nod if you understand.
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Casey... you're hurting
the Intersect.
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-==http://www.ragbear.com==-
chuck 112
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-=??A??U×??»×é=-
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Hey.
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Try this. It's the new
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breakfast corndog
with country sausage
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and syrup wrapped
in pancake.
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Thank you, but maybe
a little bit later.
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I have some serious
business to discuss--
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matter of national security.
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Casey's ex-girlfriend
is in town.
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What? How do you know?
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I flashed.
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Her name is Ilsa Trinchina.
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Super-hot,
super-sexy and staying
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at the Grand Saville
as we speak.
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- Does Casey know?
- Oh, yeah. Almost ripped
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my head off; it must've been
a pretty bad break-up.
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You know for the longest
time, I always imagined
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Casey was built like a Ken doll,
you know, downstairs.
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I don't know what kind of woman
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would go for a guy like Casey.
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I was, uh, I was kind of hoping
you'd help me find out.
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Ilsa is a civilian.
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She's a foreign national.
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The Intersect has,
like, nothing on her
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except for some love letters
that now I'll never
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be able
to scrub out of my brain.
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You want me to go
behind Casey's back,
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reallocate CIA resources
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and violate this
woman's privacy,
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so you can find out
what their story is?
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Tell me you're not curious.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm Ellie Bartowski.
Chuck's sister.
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Oh, yes, of course.
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I recognize
Chuck's sensual mouth.
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Devon.
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- Lester.
- Jeff.
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Well, any coworker
of Chuck's is
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a guy who can help me
pick some stuff out to buy.
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Jeff, Lester, uh...
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Why don't you give my guests
a little breathing room?
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We have business to discuss.
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So?
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What can I help you
with today, ma'am?
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Well, this year
for our anniversary,
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Devon and I are making
a little bit more money...
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So we decided to buy
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one large gift instead
of two smaller ones.
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Awesome, right?
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Ooh, gives me a chill
when you say it, babe.
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Have we settled
on what that item may be?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Beautiful, isn't she?
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Beautiful, isn't she?
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Think of all the great
things we can watch.
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Think of all the great
things we can wash.
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I want you guys to know
that I'm not just a salesman.
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I've come to think of myself
as a retail therapist.
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Ellie, why do you really
want the television?
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So that we can spend
more time together.
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Quiet evenings at home,
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cuddling on the couch.
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That's good.
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Good. Devon...
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What is really behind
the washer and dryer?
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So we can spend
more time together.
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- What?
- No more Laundromats.
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We come home from a ride
and go onto a run
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without worrying
about dirty shorts.
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I never go running with you.
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Well, maybe you would
with a drawer full
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of clean jog bras, babe.
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Oh, sorry. Hold on.
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That's the hospital.
I have to go.
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What am I supposed to do
about our anniversary gift?
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You know what, honey? Why don't
you just surprise me, okay?
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Love you.
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We received your report, Major.
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Ex-KGB, Eastern Bloc thugs,
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Russian arms dealers...
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Frankly, we're not
used to seeing
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this particular crowd
stateside these days.
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Least not since President Reagan
won The Cold War, huh, General?
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So you want us to infiltrate
the Grand Saville?
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The hotel's bar has been booked
for a private party
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early this evening.
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Fine, I'll clear my schedule,
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but just 'cause it's you,
General.
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Mr. Bartowski,
it's up to you to tell us
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what these criminal agents
are all doing in Los Angeles.
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You and Agent Walker
are going undercover.
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We need you to press
some Russian flesh,
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see what you can flash on.
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And, uh... good luck.
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So, what about you, Casey?
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- What about me?
- I don't know.
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I just thought
if Sarah and I have to go
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to the hotel to press
some Russian flesh,
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you might want to drop
in on a certain
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somebody whose name
I will not...
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- Chuck...
- Okay, fine.
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I'll shut up
now. Geez, what?
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What is with that guy?
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He really doesn't want
to see his ex, does he?
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I doubt it.
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Ilsa's dead.
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I don't get it.
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If Casey's
girlfriend is dead,
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who's the Ilsa Trinchina
staying in this hotel?
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Probably someone traveling
on a fake passport.
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It happens all
the time in Russia.
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People die and their
personal info gets recycled.
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My God, that's
so horrible.
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No wonder Casey's so messed up.
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casey, Oh, hey...
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Hey, I just-- you know what,
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I'm sorry about
what I said earlier.
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Drop it, Chuck.
You heard the General.
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We've got work to do.
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Those are our Russians.
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Wait, wait, wait--
this isn't a black tie thing.
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I'm way overdressed.
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Yeah, lose the jacket.
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What's this?
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Yeah, perfect.
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You know, it would
have been nice to know
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that I was the help
on this mission.
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I could have done
some character study.
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Recognize
anyone, Chuck?
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That's, uh, Dmitry Siljak.
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Black market arms dealer.
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Sergey "Noodles" Romanov.
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Freelance hit man.
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Sacha!
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Is that you,
my sweet Sacha?
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Everybody, meet
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fourth cousin
on my mother's side.
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Sacha, come and give
your cousin great big hug!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Hey.
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Sacha!
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Da. Da. Da.
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Russian. Sacha.
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Sacha wants to dance!
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No. No, dance, no.
Nyet, nyet, nyet, nyet.
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No.
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How much for
the whole night?
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Don't touch me again, pig.
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Get low! Get low!
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We are great dancers,
aren't we, us Russians?
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Like-Like Baryshnikov!
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White Nights? Anybody
seen White Nights?
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- You like what I was doing?
You like what I was doing?
- Yes. Yes.
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We're in
a circle.
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Hold hands.
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Sacha, you like blonde?
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Come here!
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Very nice!
259
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,000
She is all
yours, Sacha!
260
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000
Oh!
261
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,900
She's here.
Ilsa is here.
262
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,500
What? Are you sure?
263
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,300
Look over there.
264
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,600
Our cover has
been compromised.
265
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,700
- Request team extraction.
- I'm on it.
266
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,200
Ilsa?
267
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,800
Oh, my God.
268
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,400
How are you alive?
269
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:03,600
No one could have
survived that blast. How did you...?
270
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,500
I'm so sorry.
271
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,100
Why are you sorry?
272
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,500
All I remember is,
273
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,900
I woke up in a hospital
in Grozny
274
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,800
two weeks after the blast.
275
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,900
I couldn't see,
I couldn't hear.
276
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,200
It took another two months
for me to remember my name.
277
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,900
But I never forgot your face.
278
00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,500
We're Russian!
279
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,500
Oh. Motherland!
280
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,100
Come with me.
281
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,900
Keep on coming.
282
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,300
You crazy people.
283
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,900
We've got to get
him out of here.
284
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:41,500
Oh, come on. The guy spent
four years of his life
285
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,700
thinking he'd never
see her again.
286
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,100
His cover has been compromised.
287
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,400
Can't the man live
without a cover
288
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,600
for just a couple of minutes?
289
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,000
Hello, everybody.
290
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,000
How are we doing tonight, huh?
291
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,700
Sarah? Sarah,
292
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,800
I think I know what brought
all the baddies together.
293
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,200
Him.
294
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,600
Victor Federov.
295
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,100
A Russian
oligarch with ties
296
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,300
to everything from the mob
297
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,400
to a plot
to overthrow Parliament.
298
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,600
What brings you to Los Angeles?
Why-Why are you here?
299
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,600
Please, I'd like
to introduce you
300
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,200
to a woman who will make me
the happiest man on earth
301
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,400
by becoming my wife.
302
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,100
Ilsa Trinchina!
303
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:46,900
Hey, buddy.
304
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
How are you feeling?
305
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,100
How am I feeling?
306
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,900
Yeah, uh, you know,
307
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,000
about last night?
308
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,900
Our mission
was a success.
309
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,000
You I.D.'d Victor
Federov.
310
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000
Agent Walker's
been assigned
311
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,700
to set up a surveillance
on the target.
312
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,700
In short, I feel
fan-eff'in-tastic.
313
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,400
Well... okay. I-I
mean, I guess, uh,
314
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,700
you know, I was
referring more
315
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:09,100
to the you and Ilsa
situation.
316
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,300
Thought maybe you'd want
to talk about the fact
317
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,700
that the girl you thought
was dead isn't actually dead.
318
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,400
No.
319
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,400
Great. Good, good.
320
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,400
Really good session here, Casey.
321
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,900
Really feel like
you're making a breakthrough.
322
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,300
Look, I just...
I just want you to know
323
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,700
that I'm a good
listener, okay?
324
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,600
So, if you ever want
to talk about anything.
325
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,000
If you want to use me
326
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,700
as a sounding board
for your emotions, or...
327
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,800
Finding everything okay?
328
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,500
Come on, buddy.
329
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,300
Just give me
something, anything.
330
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,300
Where is she from?
331
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,700
Or where did you two meet?
332
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,200
Why is this so important
to you, Chuck?
333
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,200
Why the hell do you care
so much about me and Ilsa?
334
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,400
I don't... I don't
know, man, okay?
335
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,900
I just... I-I think it
would be nice to know
336
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,600
that you had a life before...
337
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,300
this.
338
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,900
I just figured, if a guy
like you can find love--
339
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,600
no offense, Casey--
340
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,600
then maybe there's
hope for me, too.
341
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:31,800
Maybe this whole
spy business
342
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,700
isn't as screwed up
as I think it is.
343
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,400
Hmm.
344
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,300
Hmm? That's-That's...
Okay, you know what?
345
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,500
If you want to
go through life
346
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,100
all emotionally-constipated
and alone,
347
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,000
then suit yourself.
348
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,800
I'll let you get back to
protecting the greater good,
349
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,400
you freakin' robot.
350
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,500
I met her
in a flower market.
351
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,100
In Rome.
352
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,400
Ilsa was the most beautiful
thing I'd ever seen.
353
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,300
I knew it.
354
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,200
It's alive!
355
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,800
Yeah! There she
is. There she is.
356
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,600
Hey, you think
Ellie's going
357
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,700
to be cool that you went
with the washer and dryer?
358
00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:37,900
Ah, no worries.
359
00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:40,700
Oh, hey, Babe.
360
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,000
Happy
Anniversary!
361
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,700
You got the washer and dryer.
362
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,200
Well, you told me
to surprise you.
363
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,700
So, surprise!
364
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,500
You getting what you want
isn't a surprise.
365
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,400
What's that supposed to mean?
366
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,900
It means that I would like
to go to brunch,
367
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,700
but you would rather
go rock climbing.
368
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,700
Or I want to go wine
tasting in Napa, but
you would rather
369
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,400
go to Baja and go kite surfing.
370
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,100
It's always about
what you want.
371
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,100
Come on, Babe.
372
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,600
It's just a washer
and dryer.
373
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,700
It's not just a washer
and dryer.
374
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,100
It's about what it represents.
375
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,700
It represents clean clothes.
376
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,500
Have you guys
ever considered...?
377
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,000
- What?
- What?
378
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,300
Well, that maybe,
379
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:22,500
on an unconscious level,
380
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,300
Devon, uh, has the need
to exercise
381
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,400
or go on these extreme
adventures because,
382
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,800
well, maybe
he's scared of intimacy,
383
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,400
of being tied down.
384
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:32,700
- Yes! Exactly!
- No!
385
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,100
Ellie, how does that
make you feel?
386
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:41,300
Like I'm banking on my future
with a giant, muscley child.
387
00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,200
And I can't do it anymore.
388
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:51,000
And, Devon, you--
how do you feel?
389
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,800
Of course, naturally. Sure.
390
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,100
Sure, it was great.
391
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,000
You know, we had what
we had, but it's over.
392
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:01,100
So, that-that's it?
393
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,300
You're just going to let her
walk back out of your life?
394
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,100
Seems like
the smart play, Chuck.
395
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,200
Nice girls don't marry
corrupt Russian oligarchs.
396
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,200
Well, I hate to
break it to you,
397
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,900
but nice girls don't
go around marrying guys
398
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,100
like you, either.
399
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,200
G-man assassin?
International spy?
400
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,600
I mean, pardon me for
saying it, Casey, but
at least on paper,
401
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,500
you're kind of
an unsavory dude.
402
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,000
Granted.
403
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,400
But Ilsa never knew
what I do for a living.
404
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,000
That's exactly my point.
405
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,900
What if Ilsa doesn't know
406
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,500
what her fiancé Victor does
for a living,
407
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500
either?
408
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:33,900
What are you saying I do?
409
00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,200
Stick to your
strengths, buddy.
410
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,600
Come on. You're a fighter.
411
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,100
You got to fight for her.
412
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,200
This is a terrible idea, Chuck.
413
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,100
We shouldn't be here.
414
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,200
- Can we just go...?
- Negatory.
415
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,900
We have passed the
point of no return.
416
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,800
- No retreat, soldier.
- This isn't a mission.
417
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,200
We're just two guys
sneaking down a hall
418
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,700
like a couple
of numb nuts.
419
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,400
- Hey.
- What are you two doing here?
420
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,100
I'd like to apologize,
Agent Walker.
421
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,500
Uh, Chuck here convinced me...
422
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,800
To come... to come down to
the hotel, and to bring me,
423
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,300
because I... maybe I
could flash on some stuff.
424
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,800
Some cool stuff or
things or whatever.
425
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,600
You volunteered
to go on an all-night stakeout?
426
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,800
Doesn't sound like me, does it?
427
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:08,500
I know. But I couldn't sleep.
428
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,800
So I thought
it would do me some good
429
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,200
to-to... to, uh, you know,
430
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,600
look at some surveillance
monitors or something.
431
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,000
Maybe...
... knock me right out.
432
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,900
So...
433
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,100
This way.
434
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,600
I've already tapped
into the hotel security feed.
435
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,500
You two get comfy.
436
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,100
I'm going to deliver
the surveillance
437
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,800
- to the bridal suite.
- Good bug.
438
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,400
With any luck, we'll get
enough dirt off the wire
439
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,300
to take the target down
on U.S. soil.
440
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,200
Hmm.
441
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,300
Have fun.
442
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,600
Don't wait up. Just going
to be looking at, uh...
443
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,800
...monitors and...
444
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,700
Um, Casey?
445
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,000
What, did you flash?
446
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,300
Look who's hitting the bar
the night before
447
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,400
her own wedding.
448
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,400
Now, does that look
like the face
449
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,100
of a woman who's happy
about getting married?
450
00:20:59,100 --> 00:20:59,900
Where's she going?
451
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,100
Look, look, look, look.
452
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,100
This is your chance, buddy!
453
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,800
This is your chance!
Look at her, Casey.
454
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,400
She's just sitting there
waiting for you.
455
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,100
Wait a second.
456
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,800
You're scared,
aren't you?
457
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,100
Don't be an idiot.
458
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:19,400
Kemo sabe.
Come on, man, look,
459
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,500
you don't want to
spend the rest
460
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,200
of your life
hating yourself
461
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,600
for what you didn't have
the guts to say tonight.
462
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:25,900
Okay? Believe me.
463
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,200
I know.
464
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:39,800
Hey,
465
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,200
this is a private floor.
466
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,700
Ooh.
467
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,500
Casey, you're going to have
to deliver the package.
468
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,900
I've got a body to take care of.
469
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,200
Keys are in the sugar.
470
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,100
Deliver the package?
471
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,000
Casey, do you read me?
472
00:22:00,700 --> 00:22:01,300
Uh...
473
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,600
Yeah, uh, copy that.
474
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,700
On my way.
475
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,600
Bonsoir.
476
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,000
Housekeeping.
477
00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:35,100
Okay. Eenie, meenie,
478
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,600
miney...
479
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,800
moe.
480
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:08,600
Oh...
481
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,900
These stupid
keys never work.
482
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,400
Come here.
483
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,700
Oh, Casey.
484
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:42,400
Oh, Ilsa.
485
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:43,700
I've missed you.
486
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,300
- I missed you.
- i missed you, too.
487
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,200
Bartowski.
488
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:05,600
What the hell
are you doing here?
489
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,900
Listen, I-I'm, I'm really sorry.
490
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,100
I know this is very awkward,
but Ilsa is a bad girl.
491
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,700
She's a very bad girl.
492
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,200
Drop the gun, Sugar Bear.
493
00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:18,500
See?
494
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,900
Mind telling me
what a nice girl like you
495
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,000
is doing with a gun, Ilsa?
496
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,500
Same thing as
you, Casey.
497
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,400
I tried to warn you;
she's a spy.
498
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,500
Who do you work for?
499
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,600
Why don't you ask your friend?
He's already seen my files.
500
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:31,500
Uh... yeah, I did.
501
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:32,700
She's French
Secret Service.
502
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,800
But, but, but wouldn't that
put us all on the same side,
503
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:35,900
kind of, sort of,
doesn't it?
504
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:38,200
- You lied to me.
- Says the energy consultant.
505
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,100
What about the bomb
in Grozny?
506
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,100
That "I never forgot
your face" garbage?
507
00:24:43,100 --> 00:24:44,600
Oh, that bomb.
508
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,400
- Ilsa.
- Quick, hide.
509
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,200
You have to trust me.
510
00:24:53,300 --> 00:24:54,300
Ilsa.
511
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,400
Ilsa.
512
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,700
Baby.
513
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,800
Where have you been hiding,
Ilsa?
514
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,300
I can't wait any longer.
515
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,700
How about we start
our honeymoon now?
516
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,900
Oh, Victor.
517
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,700
Don't even think about it;
you don't know who's on top.
518
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000
You guys, get out of here
before he wakes up.
519
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,800
All right...
here you go.
520
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,400
Michael,
in or out?
521
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,500
Hey, thanks for letting me join
your game, boys.
522
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,700
Perfect distraction.
523
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,800
Captain here had a fight
with his lady friend.
524
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,600
Oh... the doghouse.
525
00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:46,000
Been there many a time,
my friend.
526
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,700
- No, you haven't.
- Guys,
527
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:50,100
Ellie and I are just going
through a little rough patch.
528
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,100
- Both trying to figure...
-Let me share
529
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:54,300
- one thing that I know from personal experience.
- No, you don't.
530
00:25:54,300 --> 00:25:57,200
You do not need some broad
holding your maracas
531
00:25:57,300 --> 00:25:58,500
in a vise.
532
00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,500
Yeah,
man-cake like you,
533
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,600
you should install a turnstile
on your bedroom door.
534
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,300
Yeah.
535
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:06,800
- Huh.
- So...
536
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,900
in or out?
537
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,500
All right...
I have absolutely nada.
538
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:14,600
- Pair of threes.
- I missed my straight.
539
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,900
- Busted flush.
- Trip nines, gentlemen.
540
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,000
- Big man.
- Daddy takes it home.
541
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Fine, all right,
rules is rules.
542
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,800
This is what's great
about boys' night.
543
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,900
Hey, man-cake,
what do you think?
544
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,500
Want to do this again
tomorrow, single guy?
545
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:32,900
I got a surgery I got to do.
546
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:34,500
Dude, we
want to take
547
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,800
your pants off.
548
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,400
Oh, we got to get
that guy's pants off.
549
00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:44,800
And then?
550
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,400
It wasn't long after
we were married
551
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,800
that Victor went back
to Czechoslovakia.
552
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,000
Hey, Casey,
553
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:50,600
we need to talk.
554
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,100
- Is it related to last night?
- Uh...
555
00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,500
- well, yeah.
- Then I don't want
556
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,200
to talk about it.
557
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,200
- Listen, Casey.
- No, you listen.
558
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:58,400
Whatever you
thought existed
559
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,600
between me and Ilsa, you
were wrong, all right?
560
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,500
That person has gone
back to being dead to me.
561
00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,100
You have something
to say, Chuck?
562
00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:07,600
Yeah, just that there's a
dead lady waiting to see you.
563
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,700
How did you find me, Ilsa?
564
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,600
Your friend left
this under the bed.
565
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,800
He's not much
of a spy.
566
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,800
So what do you want?
567
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:34,000
I didn't want
to leave things
568
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,400
the way we left
them last night.
569
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,100
With you getting plowed
by a drunk Russian crime boss?
570
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,400
You should get used
to that.
571
00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:43,000
We've been investigating
Victor Federov
572
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,900
since the Paris commuter
train bombings back in '02.
573
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,200
My agency has tried everything
to take him to trial,
574
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,200
but his organization
is airtight,
575
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:52,100
totally legit
from the outside.
576
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,900
The only way we could
take him down was...
577
00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,800
By screwing it out of him?
How, uh...
578
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,200
French.
579
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,500
If you are French.
580
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,000
- Casey, please...
- I make one call
581
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,500
and you, Victor,
and half the Grand Saville
582
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,700
are packed on a plane,
583
00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,300
shipped off to the nearest
detention center of my choice.
584
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:08,300
You're not going
to do that.
585
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:11,100
Really?
Why is that?
586
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,800
That would be
unprofessional.
587
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,600
And that's not you.
588
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,600
I wish things
could be different.
589
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,600
I'm sorry, Casey.
590
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:32,800
Good-bye.
591
00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,600
A lot of Scotch
and a little Neil.
592
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,600
Everything
okay, buddy?
593
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,900
Just enjoying myself
a little R & R.
594
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,800
Mm-hmm.
595
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,200
- Want a drink?
- No, no.
596
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,700
Thanks, though,
I really appreciate it.
597
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:09,300
No, just, uh, just thought
I'd check in on you, you know,
598
00:29:09,300 --> 00:29:11,600
what with Ilsa getting married
in an hour and...
599
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,000
Thanks for reminding me.
600
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,500
Here's to John Casey
dodging another bullet.
601
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,700
It's not
like I want the wife and kids
602
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,200
and the Little League practice
and the minivan
603
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,800
and the Costco runs
on the weekend.
604
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,300
Yeah, really, you don't?
605
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,700
'Cause I-- it, it seems to me
606
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,100
that you'd kind of be
into the whole American Dream.
607
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,100
Nah.
608
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:37,900
I do what I do...
609
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,400
so all those other slobs
out there can have it.
610
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,200
What, uh, what would you say
your dream is?
611
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,000
You're looking at it.
612
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,900
- Sarah.
- Hi.
613
00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,600
Hi, I'm so glad you're here.
614
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:00,300
Uh, yeah,
615
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,500
- me, too.
- Uh, I'm having
616
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,800
a little... a little wine.
617
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,000
- You want some?
- Uh...
618
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,700
I'm actually fine,
but you go ahead.
619
00:30:06,700 --> 00:30:07,700
Okay.
620
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,000
Um, is Chuck here?
621
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,500
Uh-uh.
622
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,400
No, it's, um, it's just,
just me tonight,
623
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,800
um, all, all by myself.
624
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,100
Oh.
625
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,300
Um, are you okay?
626
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:24,400
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
627
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,800
Okay.
628
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,200
Ellie, are you
sure you're okay?
629
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,100
It's just that...
I have both feet in
630
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,000
and Devon
only has one foot in,
631
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,900
so then it's just me
taking care of three feet
632
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,400
and I want it
to be us,
633
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,700
you know,
taking care of four feet.
634
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:46,000
Do you understand
what I'm saying?
635
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,200
Completely.
636
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,200
Of course you do.
637
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,600
- I'm going to go get us
some more wine.
- Okay.
638
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,500
Besides, Chuck,
639
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:58,100
it's not like Ilsa left me
empty-handed.
640
00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,400
- What's that?
- Mm...
641
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,000
just a cheap little trinket
I used to think meant something.
642
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,300
You mind telling
me what that is?
643
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,500
It's an RX-77 long-range
audio transmitter.
644
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,900
Someone was listening in
on Ilsa?
645
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,700
- With a Russian-made bug.
- That means
646
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,900
they heard last night.
647
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,500
That means
Victor knows she's a spy.
648
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,600
Whoa, uh, hey, Ca-Casey,
Casey, Casey, Casey.
649
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,300
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
where are you going?
650
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,200
- To stop a wedding, Chuck.
- No, no, no.
651
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200
No, you're not, no, you're not.
652
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,900
Scotch and driving--
very, very bad combo
653
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:45,400
and as far as I know,
also illegal.
654
00:31:46,700 --> 00:31:47,800
You're absolutely right.
655
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,300
you're driving.
656
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,700
I need pants.
657
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,200
Ho, hi, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
658
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,100
What's going on, Chuck?
659
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,800
Hey, Victor planted a bug
on Ilsa.
660
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,100
He knows she's a spy.
661
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,200
She's walking into a trap.
662
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:03,800
this way.
663
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,600
Okay, uh, I'll see you soon.
664
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,700
Uh, Ellie,
I hate to do this to you.
665
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:10,400
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we were just going to...
666
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:11,400
we were going
to talk about Chuck
667
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,800
and where you see that going...
668
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,300
You know, we're going
to talk about this
669
00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,700
as soon as I get back.
670
00:32:17,100 --> 00:32:18,000
Devon?
671
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,200
Oh, I was just
looking for...
672
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,400
Oh, hey, what's going
on here, ladies?
673
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,100
Having ourselves
a little cocktail?
674
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,400
Sarah, please...
please don't leave tonight.
675
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,000
I just really can't be alone
right now.
676
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,600
- Please.
- Uh... Morgan?
677
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,000
Ellie's feeling a
little, uh... upset.
678
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,400
So, if you could just...
679
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:33,400
Absolutely. Got it.
I'm your man.
680
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,200
Okay.
681
00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:36,100
Ellie, I'll talk
to you soon.
682
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,300
Hey, hey, easy, easy, El.
683
00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,900
Ole Morgan's here now.
684
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,700
I'm not gonna leave
your side, I promise.
685
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,000
You've always been
really sweet to me.
686
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:49,900
Ah... come on.
687
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,700
I thought we issued a "no
touch" policy back in '98.
688
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,900
Hmm? Remember that?
689
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:01,500
Buddy?
690
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:05,000
This is not how I imagined it
over and over, but...
691
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,000
let's get you to bed, huh?
692
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,200
Come on.
693
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,500
Come on, there.
694
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,400
Come on, old girl.
695
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,800
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
696
00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:25,600
Where did you
get that?
697
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,400
Shh.
698
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:31,500
Ilsa. Ilsa...
699
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,200
I assume you're
with the bride's party?
700
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,700
Ow! Ow, that's tight.
701
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,500
You make
for a handsome groom.
702
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:49,200
It's a shame
to ruin the suit.
703
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,500
Ruin it how, exactly?
How would you ruin it?
704
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,000
With bullet holes
or blood or...?
705
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,400
Shut up, Chuck.
Shutting up.
706
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:54,800
Where's Ilsa?
707
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,000
Waiting at the ceremony.
708
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,400
Quite a woman, huh?
709
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400
I'm going to miss her.
710
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,100
Oh, well.
711
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,900
At least we get to enjoy
wedding night, huh?
712
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:01,900
Leave her out of this.
713
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:03,600
I have another proposal.
714
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:08,000
I was so moved by listening
to you and Ilsa say good-bye,
715
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:11,800
what if I told you
you get to keep the girl?
716
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,100
Casey, you want to tell
me what's going on?
717
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:17,400
In fact, how would you and Ilsa
like to go on my honeymoon?
718
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,400
I love that idea.
I don't even have to go.
719
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,800
You mean let me die
in your place?
720
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:24,000
What'd you have in mind, Victor,
a plane crash
721
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:27,400
over the Pacific, a fiery wreck
that leaves nothing behind
722
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,300
but our two charred corpses?
723
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,300
Three corpses.
724
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,800
Your friend will play
the role of pilot,
725
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,900
or maybe one of those
man-stewardesses?
726
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,100
If you'll excuse me,
727
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,100
my associates have come
to see me married.
728
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,800
I would hate
to disappoint them.
729
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,800
You guys...
730
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,000
Casey, I don't want to die
as a man-stewardess.
731
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,900
Relax.
732
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,300
I think I see a scenario
where we both get out of here
733
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,800
with acceptable losses.
734
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,800
What exactly is your version
of acceptable?
735
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,900
Breaks and punctures,
possible loss of a limb,
736
00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,300
no major organ damage.
737
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,700
Hey, Comrades.
738
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:42,000
Mind if I ask you two fellas
a question?
739
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,400
Where did you learn
to tie people up,
740
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,200
a Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon?
741
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,500
I don't think that you're
helping right now.
742
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:54,600
Hello?
743
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,200
No wonder you lost the Cold War.
744
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:02,000
A couple of Girl Scouts could
tie people up better than this.
745
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,200
Casey, what are you...?
746
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:04,900
Whoa!
747
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,200
Like you said, Chuck,
I'm sticking to my strengths.
748
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,800
How many times do we have
to go through this?
749
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,400
Where's Chuck Bartowski?
750
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,100
That had to hurt.
751
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:26,100
Baddie at six o'clock.
752
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,300
Oh! How you like me now, sucka?
753
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,500
Ooh, Cas... Casey?
Casey! Casey!
754
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,600
High... very...
it's so very high!
755
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,100
Get 'em! Get 'em!
756
00:36:49,100 --> 00:36:50,800
Oh! Casey!
757
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,100
I can't hold us.
758
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,100
I have very weak thighs.
759
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:56,900
Casey!
760
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,100
Last chance.
761
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,500
Where's Chuck Bartowski?
762
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,300
Hope I'm not too late
to object to this union.
763
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:49,200
Take these two to my plane
764
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,400
and strangle them.
765
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,700
They're not going anywhere.
766
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:53,700
Really?
767
00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,200
Who's gonna stop me?
768
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,100
One little girl
769
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,000
with one little gun?
770
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,300
Casey, this is
unacceptable.
771
00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:07,300
Shut up, Chuck.
772
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,400
Try two little girls.
773
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:15,700
She looks good with a gun.
774
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,000
Morgan! Morgan!
775
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,700
Damn, Mom,
I got my headgear on.
776
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:38,600
Wake up. Wake up.
777
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:39,800
Oh, thank God.
778
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,500
Oh, thank God.
Oh, God.
779
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,100
What are you
doing in here?
780
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,600
What are you...
what are you talking about?
781
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,200
You begged me not to leave.
782
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,900
Ow. Okay.
783
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,100
There's um...
784
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,500
oh, there's aspirin on
your side of the...
785
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,200
that side of the bed.
786
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,800
If you could get
me six, please?
787
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:01,300
Yeah. Anything you, uh,
anything you need.
788
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,100
Here.
789
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,300
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
790
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400
For last night.
791
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:10,700
You know nothing happened.
792
00:39:10,700 --> 00:39:12,100
Mostly thanks for that.
793
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,100
Look, Ellie, I would pretty much
do anything for you.
794
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:18,600
You're kind of like
a sister to me.
795
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,800
A sister I want
to have sex with so bad.
796
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,000
Oh, God, Morgan.
797
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,400
Whoa! Hey, big guy.
What's up, man?
798
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,100
Nothing-nothing
happening over here.
799
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,600
Just kind of...
Not the face!
800
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,200
Honey, come here.
801
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,300
I want to show
you something.
802
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,700
Happy Anniversary, baby.
803
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,600
Devon.
804
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,800
I'm sorry I got
so mad at you.
805
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,600
No, you were right.
806
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,100
I was being selfish.
807
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,800
I got a glimpse of what my life
would be like without you.
808
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,600
Not a pretty picture.
809
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,100
Uh, dude?
810
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,100
I feel like I owe you
an explanation,
811
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,500
and I want you to know
that nothing happened
812
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:01,200
between me and your lady
last night, I swear.
813
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,000
I know, man.
814
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:03,500
What... wait.
815
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,500
What do you mean
"you know, man"?
816
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,400
You don't think there exists
a scenario where Ellie,
817
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,600
devastated over her loss of you,
818
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,300
comes into my arms
for the conso-lovin' prize?
819
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,300
Think about it.
820
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,000
No.
821
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,100
It was good
working with you, Casey.
822
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,100
You, too.
823
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,700
What does he think
he's doing?
824
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:39,700
Guess he's trying
to spy on us.
825
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,900
- He's got a lot to learn.
- Mm-hmm.
826
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:43,700
Well, I've got to go.
827
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:45,200
Victor's waiting
at the airport
828
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,900
at a holding cell.
829
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,700
His extradition papers
just came in.
830
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,600
Well, you lovebirds
have a safe flight.
831
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,500
Sorry you had to
blow your cover.
832
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,400
I'm gonna miss Ilsa.
833
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,700
I'm sure I'll find a new one.
834
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,400
I hope to meet her someday.
835
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,100
Well...
836
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:08,400
you better get going or you're
going to miss your flight.
837
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:18,900
Good-bye, Ilsa.
838
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,100
Good-bye, Casey.
839
00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:25,800
Hey.
840
00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:28,300
Just so you know.
841
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,900
I'm happy you're not dead.
842
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:44,900
What's up, killer?
843
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:48,400
You got yourself a new special
lady-friend, or what?
844
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,200
She's hopping a plane.
845
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,200
What? Are you serious?
846
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,000
You guys gonna
stay in touch?
847
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,000
She's going back undercover.
848
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,800
Wow, that really sucks.
849
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:01,600
It's a spy's life, Chuck.
850
00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:04,400
Well, don't you worry, buddy.
851
00:42:05,100 --> 00:42:07,200
You'll always have me,
I'm not going anywhere.
852
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,600
Uh-huh.
853
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,200
Well, Casey,
854
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,100
I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
855
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,600
Hey!
856
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:25,600
Or not.
857
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,800
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