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Stu Brewster here,
and I'd like you all
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to meet Jeffery Barnes, the new
Missile Command world champ.
SAN FERNANO VALLEY, 1983
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VALLEY VIDEO GAME
CHAMPIONSHIPS
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Thanks for
joining us, Jeff.
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My pleasure, Stu.
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Now, Jeff,
you've dedicated the last
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three years of your life
to playing Missile Command.
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You've managed
to take a video game
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and raise it to a level
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that can only be
described as an art form.
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So let me ask
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the question on
everybody's mind:
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What's next
for Jeff Barnes?
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What's next? Uh...
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I hadn't really, uh...
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How can I make up my mind
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when I've got
so many tasty options?
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I've got so many tasty options.
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SAN FERNANDO VALLEY
25 YEARS LATER
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Jeff, please.
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There we go, buddy.
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Score.
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Powwow on the
sales floor.
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And one of you two idiots better
light a fire under Bartowski.
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He's late.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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It's only the most important
meal of the day, bud.
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Of course!
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Breakfast.
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Thanks.
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What did I... What is that?
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What did I just drink?
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It's a ginseng
protein shake.
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Been used
thousands of years
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in the East
to promote Yang energy.
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And let me tell you, brother,
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it does wonders
for your wang energy.
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Great, thanks.
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Hey, where were you last night?
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We heard you come
stomping in at, like,
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4:00 in the morning.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, it was a...
it was a crazy night.
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Morgan and I stole a car,
and then we drove around
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shaking down liquor stores
and smacking around hookers.
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Relax, it's a video game.
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Oh, good... video games.
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Come on, El.
I mean, what's one night
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- of blowing off a little steam?
- One nights have
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a funny way of adding up.
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I mean, what's cool
when you're in college...
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We were just wondering...
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what happened
to all your big plans, bro?
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All that talk about
backpacking across Europe,
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or finishing
your college classes?
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You know, I just have a lot on
my plate at this precise moment.
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Well, like what, precisely?
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Chuck, we were happy when you
decided not to move out,
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but shouldn't your life
be moving somewhere?
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It's time for you people
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to get moving around here.
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Show some initiative!
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Well, I've got
just the guy to help.
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I'd like you to meet
Emmett Milbarge.
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Emmett here's an efficiency
expert, and he's been sent
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by Buy More corporate
to tighten your slack-asses up.
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Thank you for your very kind
words of introduction, Michael.
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I'll be in my office.
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Well, it is just
so nice to be here in...
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Burbank.
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Burbank, California.
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Just a real pleasure
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to meet all of you
in the flesh.
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I personally am
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looking forward
to spending more time here
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in the Buy More trenches,
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getting to know
the rank and the file.
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Unfortunately,
my visit here
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isn't going to be all fun.
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I'm going to be
interviewing you,
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and I'm going to be evaluating
you on your performance,
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And, perhaps, even...
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trimming the fat.
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So... who would like
to go first?
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We'll just start out simple.
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Why do you
belong at the Buy More?
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I satisfy a quota.
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My dad's part Indian.
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The cool kind of Indian,
though, not like Lester.
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I used to be
in management, myself,
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so I know how
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to grease the store's... cogs.
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- "Cogs"?
- Make sure they don't...
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squeak.
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If you know what I'm saying.
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ASS-KISSER
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Why do I belong at the Buy More?
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You know, I'm going to have
to think about that.
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I'm going to go
grab a soda.
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And... You want one?
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'Cause it's my treat.
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I'll gr- I'll grab you one.
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And I'll be back in a jiff.
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UNTRAINABLE
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I speak more than one language,
binary code.
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Zero, zero, zero, one,
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one, zero,
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one... zero.
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PROSTITUTE?
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What would I do?
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I'd just ask W-W-C-D?
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- "What would Chuck do?"
- Chuck?
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The chain of command?
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Well, there's, like, Chuck,
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and then there's, like,
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the rest of us.
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Oh, and then there's Jeff.
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Sometimes I... W-W-C-D-N?
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"Wonder what Chuck's doing now?"
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Who represents
the Buy More ideal?
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Who makes the trains
run on time?
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Who provides your moral compass?
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Who holds
the team together?
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- Chuck.
- Chuck.
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Lester... no, Chuck.
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- Chuck.
- Well...
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I'm looking forward
to meeting this Chuck fella.
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If he ever decides to show up.
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Chuck, you picked one hell
of a morning to be late.
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- Yeah, crazy night, Morgan.
- Lover's tryst?
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Say no more.
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Unless you care to infuse
your story with a more
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tawdry level of detail?
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You don't. Okay, listen,
there's this efficiency guy
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who's been looking all over
for you, all right.
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So if he asks, you have
gallstone issues.
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- That's a thing, right?
- Morgan?
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Well, I had to think
on my feet here, Chuck.
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This Emmett guy's
been busting my...
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preconceptions.
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And helping me see the Buy More
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in a whole new...
Hey, hello!
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This is him... Chuck.
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We finally meet, Chuck.
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Hi.
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SOMALIA TRAINING CAMPS
DIRTY BOMB TRADE
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NUCLEAR WEAPONS TRAINING
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Are you feeling all right?
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No- yes!
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Yes, I'm fine.
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Actually on second thought,
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I think my gallstones
are acting up, so...
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Hi.
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Do you know this man?
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No. No, never
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seen him before
in my life.
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Wait a minute.
Is that one of the sweat hogs
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from Welcome Back, Kotter?
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He is a Buy More employee.
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You know, he doesn't work
at this store.
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But you should check out
one of our other
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13 convenient
Southern California locations.
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Hmm...
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Farrokh Bulsara,
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CLASSIFIED
born in the Asir Province, 1974.
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The past ten years,
he's been hopping
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between training camps
from Syria to Somalia.
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What does a global terrorist
want with a nerd like Jeff?
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Insightful question,
Bartowski.
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It's why we have
an Intersect.
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We want you to approach
Jeff socially.
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Get to know him
better and see
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if you can get
him to open up
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about his past.
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You want me to hang out
with Jeff?
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It's either that, or we throw
him in the back of a van
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and have an agency interrogation
team go to work on him.
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Great, so it comes down
to either torturing him
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or torturing me?
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Looks like we got a bogey.
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Sarah?
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Is that my sister?
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Ellie, what a surprise.
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Yeah, I was just driving around
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I thought it'd
be nice, uh...
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I thought it would be nice
if you and I could talk
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without Chuck, actually.
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Oh, okay.
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Not polite
to spy, Chuck.
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I would hate it if he found out
that I was going
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behind his back
like this.
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Oh, well, your secret
is safe with me.
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Do you know if he has any plans?
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Tonight?
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Uh, actually, I think he is
hanging out with Jeff.
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Nerd Herd, creepy, serial-killer
Jeff?
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Yeah.
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I think it's time
that you and I had a talk.
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I hope you enjoyed
your fro-yo?
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Ha. Yeah, I was,
uh, just seeing my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend? Oh...
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I, too, have
a special lady friend.
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Henrietta.
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She works in our Ontario branch,
accounts payable.
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She's a real tigress.
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Well, now that
we've gotten the topic
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of our love life out of the way,
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perhaps you'd like to sit
down for our interview.
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How is tomorrow?
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'Cause I'm really more
of a morning person.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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Hey, buddy.
Where are you going?
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What'd I do?
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Nothing! No.
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You know... nothing.
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Just... you know, we never
really get the chance to talk.
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How about we grab a beer?
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No, thanks.
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I could be enticed
to grab a dozen beers, however.
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It's a date.
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We can kick it at my place.
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You're going
to love Roscoe.
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He's my ferret.
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Ooh... you know what?
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I'm actually allergic
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to any and every member
of the polecat family.
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So maybe we can kick it here?
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Sure.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm...
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Following a thorough inspection
of the branch,
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there seems to be no sign
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of intelligent life.
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May I present
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tonight's feature entertainment.
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You made an Anna music video?
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You like?
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Wow.
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It's really-
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Wow.
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I know, man.
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She's my muse.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I'm going to slip
into my drinking pants.
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Look at that!
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Abort mission.
Extraction required.
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The Intersect
has been compromised.
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Negative.
Perimeter is secure.
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I'm talking about the weirdo
inside the Buy More!
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I'm starting to think
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that there's something
going on with my brother.
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Oh.
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Why?
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What do you mean?
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It's just
everything seemed
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to be moving along
just fine for Chuck.
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And you had everything
to do with that.
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Oh, thanks,
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but, uh, I-I can't
take the credit.
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Then, I don't know,
it's like...
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it's like he's slipping
back into old Chuck mode.
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You know, no
confidence.
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No direction.
It's-
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it's the Morgan
Years revisited.
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I mean he went to
Stanford, for God's sakes.
267
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,500
Did you know that he's 12
credits short of graduating?
268
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,200
12 credits short of a real life.
269
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,600
I know that I sound
like his mother.
270
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,200
Just tell me that I don't have
271
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,900
anything to worry about
and I will lay off.
272
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:30,700
Pound! Pound! Pound!
273
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,400
Go! Yes!
274
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,700
Pound! Pound!
275
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,200
Quit being such
a lightweight!
276
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,400
Resuming dictation.
277
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,100
Yes! Yes!
278
00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,900
I'd like to report the following
violation of Buy More policy:
279
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:41,600
misappropriation
280
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,200
of the home theater room,
281
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,000
after hours
282
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,800
consumption of alcohol.
283
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,200
And lewd use
of a musical montage.
284
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,300
I'm going hohome at once
to file this report.
285
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,800
Crazy thing happened today.
286
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,800
Uh, some dude came into the
store looking for you.
287
00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,500
He had this goofy,
288
00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,200
old picture and
everything.
289
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,400
Only a matter of time, I guess.
290
00:13:05,300 --> 00:13:06,200
What?
291
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,700
You mean you
know the guy?
292
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,000
I'd imagine...
293
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,400
he's one of my fans.
294
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,500
You want to see something
I've never shared with anyone?
295
00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:23,900
Please don't be a porno.
296
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,200
- Please, please don't be a porno.
- And I'd like you all
297
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,000
to meet Jeffery Barnes.
298
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,500
The new Missile Command
world champ.
299
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,200
Missile Command?
300
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:35,000
I used to kick ass at that game.
301
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,000
Well, I was the best.
302
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,800
By breaking the all-time record,
303
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,100
you've won $100 in quarters
304
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,700
and a year's supply
of Slim Jim's.
305
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,100
This prize will be presented
306
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:51,300
by none other
than Mr. Morimoto, CEO
307
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:53,900
and chief engineer
at Atari games.
308
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,400
Dude, you are
so wasted.
309
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,200
FACIAL SCANNING
310
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:13,500
COMPLETE
FARROKH BULSARA
311
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:13,900
What is it
312
00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:15,900
about bad guys and vans?
313
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,500
Okay.
314
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,500
Okay, Chuck,
party's over.
315
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,000
Hey, hey,
316
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,200
I- I flashed! Some guy
on the TV. He's a video...
317
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,900
Later, Chuck. We have guests.
Out the back door. Now!
318
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,700
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, what about Jeff?
- What about him?
319
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,800
- We can't just leave him here.
- He's deadweight.
320
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,500
You weren't kidding.
321
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,000
Go! Go!
322
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,700
He pukes on my
upholstery,
323
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,500
he's gonna wish we left him
with the terrorists.
324
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,700
Search the place.
325
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,300
Should I be worried about him?
326
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:54,700
You know, um, Chuck is, uh...
327
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,500
Chuck is like a duck.
328
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:57,700
Sometimes
329
00:14:57,700 --> 00:15:00,800
it seems like
he is just gliding along,
330
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,000
but beneath the surface,
331
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,100
his, uh... his little feet
are-are just
332
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:06,000
paddling away like crazy.
333
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,500
Deep down,
334
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,000
I really think
Chuck is an incredibly mature
335
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,100
and responsible guy.
336
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:15,500
Chuck?
337
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,500
Oh!
338
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,300
- Oh,
- is he okay?
339
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,700
Yeah. Don't worry.
This guy's feeling no pain.
340
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,100
Ouch.
341
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,800
Here we go. Here we go.
342
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,000
Big boy. Big boy.
343
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,900
What's up, ladies?
344
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,600
You take the brunette.
345
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,600
I'm gonna take a crack
at the blonde.
346
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,700
???
347
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,700
Oh...! Jeff!
348
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,300
I'm, uh, supposed
to give this to you.
349
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,100
MY NAME IS JEFF AND I'M LOST
350
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:01,400
Okay.
351
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,000
Is that your address?
352
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,900
- Yeah.
- All right, we're gonna get you a cab.
353
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,600
Already have.
Already here. Thank you.
354
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,900
Great. Awesome.
Come on, Jeff.
355
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,500
That was a great
time last night, huh?
356
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,100
You got smashed
and passed out,
357
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,600
and we just watched, and
it was really awkward.
358
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,900
Okay, here
you go, buddy.
359
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,100
Get home safe.
360
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,100
Chuck.
361
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,900
We're about to have one of
those conversations, aren't we?
362
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,300
Well, if I wasn't
worried enough,
363
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,000
last night's
performance was...
364
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,800
Not... Not one of
my proudest moments.
365
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:26,800
Uh-uh.
366
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,300
I feel like you left
all those back at Stanford.
367
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,300
I'm sorry. I just...
368
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,500
You were so close to graduating.
369
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,200
You know, maybe if you just
went back and finished,
370
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,700
you could move on
to the next phase.
371
00:16:39,100 --> 00:16:40,500
I mean, if the world
were gonna end today,
372
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,800
- why would you want to...?
- I- I hear you.
373
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,100
I really do.
374
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,900
But all those goals
I used to have-
375
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:46,700
I still have 'em.
376
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:49,400
Okay.
377
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,500
Hey, sis?
378
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:53,900
The world's not gonna end today.
379
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,800
I have very reliable sources.
380
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,400
Wild night,
huh, buddy?
381
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,600
Nah. Pretty
standard Tuesday.
382
00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:14,200
This is bad.
This is very bad.
383
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,000
Can't you see
that we're losing them, man?
384
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,500
I'm your best friend, Jeff.
385
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:18,700
No, I'm your best
friend, Chuck!
386
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,100
Oh, isn't life grand!
387
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,300
Maybe we should form
an alliance.
388
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,300
You and me could be
best friends?
389
00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,100
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, dude.
390
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,600
Let's not, uh...
391
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,700
Let's not panic
here, okay?
392
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:31,800
Thanks, man.
393
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,700
Well, you know...
394
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,600
It was very
comfortable.
395
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:34,700
Sure.
396
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400
Excuse me.
397
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,000
We need to talk.
398
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,900
My sister thinks
I'm an idiot, I know.
399
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,900
Actually, we just got
some fresh intel
400
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,100
on your favorite
video game designer.
401
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,500
There were a few things
Morimoto left out of his bio.
402
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,000
Yeah. Guy secretly worked
for Japanese military.
403
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:53,700
In 1980, they
launched Morimoto's
404
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,500
first-generation
weapons satellite.
405
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,400
The guy who created
Missile Command
406
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,900
commands
actual missiles?
407
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,000
Via satellite.
408
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,900
It's still up there-
409
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,700
dormant,
but presumed operational.
410
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:03,100
Anyone knows how
411
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,000
to fire that puppy up,
it's Morimoto.
412
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,500
And you think he's working
with Farrokh and the terrorists?
413
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,000
Well, he hasn't been seen
in years.
414
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,200
We captured this image
outside Morimoto's office
415
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,500
about an hour ago.
416
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200
What about Jeff?
417
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,800
How is he supposed
to be involved in all this?
418
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:19,900
The only way
to find out is
419
00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:22,000
to get into
Atari headquarters.
420
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Security's going to be tight.
421
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,300
But if we don't
secure the satellite,
422
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,100
then Jeff's safety is gonna be
the least of our concerns.
423
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,500
So how do you want to do this?
424
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:31,400
Guys...
425
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,200
I have an idea.
426
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,700
All right, be
cool, Casey.
427
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,200
Have you seen
what I'm wearing?
428
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,500
Just let me do
the talking, okay?
429
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,700
These are my people-
programmers, nerds.
430
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,200
And right now, their
network is being attacked
431
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,100
by a particularly
nasty virus.
432
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,800
Back at Stanford, we called
it the Bartowski special.
433
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,400
Yeah, real cool
there, Chuck.
434
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,600
Damn computers are out
all over the building.
435
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,900
Gentlemen,
excuse me.
436
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,200
What do you want?
437
00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,700
We heard you're having
a computer problem.
438
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,100
Someone
called. Bill?
439
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,100
Bob... I can't
remember,
440
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,800
exactly; it was a
very common name.
441
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,500
- Yeah, we got it covered.
- Mind if I take a peek?
442
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,400
Look, nerd,
443
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,800
Atari has
more Ph. D.s
444
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,400
than friggin'
Microsoft.
445
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:09,900
Yeah. Why don't you help
446
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,100
some old lady log onto AOL?
447
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,100
Nice one. Ooh!
448
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,200
Plan B.
449
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,900
Hi.
450
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,300
I hear you're having
a computer problem.
451
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,200
See, if I could just get
onto that terminal, I could
452
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,200
set off the fire alarm,
I couldcrash the power,
453
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,300
create a diversion.
454
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:53,900
Or we could just
455
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,100
take the stairs.
456
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,000
Looks like
Agent Walker's
457
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,600
got the diversion
pretty well covered.
458
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,800
Sarah doesn't even know
how to fix a computer.
459
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,900
The second she touches
that machine, our cover's blown.
460
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,800
The CPUs have been
massively overvolted,
461
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,200
but we may be able to ghost
the drive on another system.
462
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,900
The more elegant solution
would be to flash the BIOS
463
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:23,700
and swap out
the cooked CPU.
464
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,600
What are you guys waiting for?
465
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,600
Okay. I'm gonna
see if I can find
466
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,900
another way into
the penthouse.
467
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:46,300
You wait here
where it's safe.
468
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,000
This place is creepy.
469
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,100
So creepy.
470
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,700
Well, if it isn't my friend
from the Buy More.
471
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:06,800
What a funny coincidence
472
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,000
finding you here.
473
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,500
Yeah, it's
freakin' hilarious.
474
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,200
What a small world, right?
475
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,800
I got a... I got a
call about a computer
476
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,400
that was acting
up here, and so...
477
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:17,800
In fact, is this
the right floor?
478
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,800
I don't even
know if it's...
479
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,300
You have the correct floor.
480
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,100
- This way. Please.
- You know if you're busy,
481
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,300
I can come back
another time.
482
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,700
Uh-uh. You're timing
was perfect.
483
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:30,700
I hope
484
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,700
the machine doesn't give you
too much trouble.
485
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,600
* What you say
about his company *
486
00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,800
* Is what you say
about society *
487
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,800
* Catch the mist,
catch the myth *
488
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,800
* Catch the mystery,
catch the drift *
489
00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,100
You should not be here.
490
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,100
Um, uh...
491
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,600
* The world is,
the world is... *
492
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:04,900
Mr. Morimoto?
493
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,500
You listening
to Rush?
494
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:07,700
You are too late.
495
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,800
He took the code.
496
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:10,800
Who are they, terrorists?
497
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,100
I knew I should've
never hidden
498
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,500
the numbers inside
the machine.
499
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,800
You hid the satellite code
500
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,700
inside a game of
Missile Command?
501
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:20,800
Every game, hidden
in the final board.
502
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,800
The kill screen.
503
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200
A secret level
only I could achieve.
504
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,900
The mathematics underlying
the final board
505
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,500
are too advanced.
506
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,500
It's like the music
of the universe.
507
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,100
Hands up.
508
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,600
I am sorry, I
cannot do that.
509
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,300
- What's going on here, Chuck?
- Wait.
510
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,500
Wait, if the bad guys
have the code,
511
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,300
why are you still
playing the game?
512
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,100
Uh-oh.
513
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:44,900
We're running out of time!
514
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,400
SAVE YOURSELVES!
515
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,900
- Let's get out of here, Chuck.
- No, we can't just leave him here.
516
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,500
- Not this time.
- No, no, no, wait!
517
00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:54,300
Go, go, go!
It's a... wait, wait!
518
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,000
THE END
519
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:07,600
General, we're
sorry to report
520
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,000
that Farrokh and his
team have the code.
521
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,600
That, and they murdered
Morimoto.
522
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,700
That means that your duties
are no longer required
523
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:13,800
on this operation.
524
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,500
Casey,
525
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:16,700
we're turning this matter
over to the 30th Space Wing
526
00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:17,700
at Vandenberg.
527
00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:19,700
Wait, you're launching an ICBM?
528
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,500
You think you can shoot
down that satellite
529
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:22,500
before it
shoots us?
530
00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,200
Morimoto's satellite
will be passing
531
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,600
over California in four hours.
532
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,800
Best case,
we shoot it down
533
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,000
off the coast before its own
missiles are armed.
534
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:31,300
The satellite
falls to Earth
535
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,200
with acceptable
civilian casualties.
536
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,800
Wait a second, acceptable what?
537
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,600
I'd like to hear
the bad version.
538
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:38,600
We miss.
539
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,500
What happens then?
540
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,000
Farrokh uses
Morimoto's satellite
541
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,700
to start World War III.
542
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,700
Hey, what about the...
what about the kill screen?
543
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,500
- Excuse me? - Missile Command - Morimoto said
544
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,200
that the code is hidden
in every arcade game.
545
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
If we can get to the kill
screen, we can get the code,
546
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:51,900
and then we can take control
of the satellite.
547
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,500
We'll have our engineers
take a...
548
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,500
No, look, the only way to get
the code is by beating the game,
549
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,900
and the only person
who can beat the game...
550
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,500
- Is
- burned to a crisp.
551
00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,700
- I was talking about Jeff.
- So was I.
552
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,800
Casey, you coordinate
with the Air Force
553
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,100
while Mr. Bartowski
554
00:24:04,100 --> 00:24:06,700
pursues his...
contingency plan.
555
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,600
But I promise you,
one way or another,
556
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,700
I am bringing
that satellite down.
557
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:16,600
You want me
to come out
558
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,100
of Missile Command
retirement?
559
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,000
You're serious?
560
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,900
Deadly.
561
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,400
I don't know, man.
562
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,000
Come on, what's
the problem?
563
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,800
I guess I'm just cool
with resting on my laurels
564
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,200
- and whatnot.
- But Jeff...
565
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,100
you could be
the first guy
566
00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:35,000
to ever get to
the kill screen.
567
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,000
Listen, it doesn't exist.
568
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,200
The kill screen's just a myth.
569
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,700
I promise you, it's real,
and you're the only one
570
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,800
who can do it.
571
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,000
I'm a little out
of shape, mentally.
572
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,500
Jeff, it's just a
stupid video game!
573
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,000
That's where
you're wrong, Chuck.
574
00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,500
It's more
than a game.
575
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:55,900
Besides, what do you care
whether I play or not?
576
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,500
I guess I was just really moved
by what you said last night.
577
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
- Huh?
- Oh, you remember.
578
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,500
Come on.
579
00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:11,500
How you were
sick and tired
580
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:14,200
of busting your ass
at this stupid store.
581
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,800
How you had this
incredible gift
582
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,100
that you couldn't wait
for the world to see.
583
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,500
Really? I said that?
584
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:24,800
Sure you did, Jeff.
585
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:26,700
About Missile Command?
586
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,200
You were very compelling.
587
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,700
Okay, I'll do it.
588
00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:36,800
- I'll play.
- Buddy...
589
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,800
But first,
I'm gonna need provisions.
590
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,200
I need two bottles
grape cough syrup,
591
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,300
one pound M&Ms, no brown,
592
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,600
and my lucky arcade game from
the Gas 'N Sip in Tarzana.
593
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,600
Done.
594
00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:51,200
Really?
595
00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:56,700
I want Anna
wearing a hula skirt
596
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,100
fanning me with a palm frond.
597
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,300
- HUH?
- I sweat profusely when I play.
598
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,500
And finally,
599
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,100
I need a crowd.
600
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,400
- I want you to get some of my old fans back.
- Come on.
601
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,300
The people that were into that
game are in their 40s now.
602
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,700
They have jobs, and wives,
603
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,900
and kids and...
604
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,100
Hey, hey, hey-
Morgan, buddy.
605
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,400
Can you give me
a hand with this?
606
00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:25,200
Why don't you just
go ask your buddy, Jeff?
607
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,400
He's in the break room.
608
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,800
We're putting together
this like video game
609
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,300
exhibition-thingy
this afternoon.
610
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,200
Jeff's gonna make a run
611
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,400
at the all-time
Missile Command high score.
612
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,400
- Whoa.
- Hey, where are you going?
613
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,400
Sounds like you two guys
got it all worked out.
614
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,000
Morgan, I desperately
need your help, okay?
615
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,400
If Jeff doesn't break
the Missile Command record...
616
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,900
What, Chuck?
The world's gonna end?
617
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,600
Look, all I know
is that I need your help.
618
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,400
Okay, I can't do this
without you, buddy.
619
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,000
I can't.
620
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,500
Hey, hey, was Jeff...
621
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,400
was Jeff the president
of his high school
622
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,000
audio/video club?
623
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,100
Doubt it.
624
00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,400
Was Jeff a roadie
for Mamma Mia
625
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,000
for four
straight summers?
626
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,800
Does Jeff own
his own smoke machine?
627
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,700
- No, but I do. Okay.
- Huh?
628
00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,100
Jeff is a loser, dude.
629
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:14,200
I'll see what I can do.
630
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:15,100
You're the best, buddy.
631
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,300
Oh, and I'm gonna need
to borrow your girlfriend.
632
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,000
- Oh, dude, she's all yours.
- Great.
633
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:23,800
JEFF BARNES TO PLAY EXHIBITION!
634
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,000
MISSILE COMMAND
635
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,900
JEFF BARNES TO PLAY EXHIBITION!
MISSILE COMMAND
636
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,600
THE GREAT ONE RETURNS
JEFF BARNES AT BUY MORE ASAP!
637
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,100
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
638
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,600
Jeff! Jeff!
Jeff! Jeff!
639
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,300
I'm here at a Burbank
electronics store
640
00:28:14,300 --> 00:28:16,200
where a local man
prepares to break
641
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,300
the Missile Command record.
BLAST FROM THE PAST
A FADING STAR SEEKS NEW GLORY
642
00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:18,900
Now for those of you
643
00:28:18,900 --> 00:28:21,400
who weren't around
a quarter century ago,
644
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,100
Jeffrey Barnes
first made his mark on...
645
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:30,300
...way back in 1983.
646
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:35,800
Sarah, Sarah-
I know where Farrokh is.
647
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,500
The terrorists are using
a television station
648
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,500
to control the satellite;
they're here in L.A.
649
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,600
Chuck flashed.
650
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,500
He knows where they're
controlling the satellite.
651
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,900
There is still time
652
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:47,600
before the satellite
is in range.
653
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,200
Maybe Chuck's right,
but there's nothing you can do
654
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,200
to stop it without the code.
655
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,900
Well, I'm going to go
to the news station.
656
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,700
Knock yourself out.
I have my orders.
657
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,900
33 minutes and five
seconds, this finger
658
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,300
gonna push
that button.
659
00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,000
Hmm. I'll call you
from the road.
660
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,100
- Agent Walker.
- Yes.
661
00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:01,800
Who do you trust to bring down
a rogue satellite more:
662
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,700
some burnout loser
playing a video game
663
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,700
or an Air Force ICBM?
664
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,200
I trust Chuck.
665
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:14,500
Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!
666
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,300
I'd like you all to meet
667
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,600
Jeffrey Barnes.
668
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:21,700
Uh...
669
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,100
Missile Command
670
00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,800
world champ.
671
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,300
I don't feel so hot.
672
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,600
What? No, no, no.
673
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,900
You're gonna be great.
You look great.
674
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:30,000
You're gonna
kill it, buddy.
675
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,500
What was I thinking, man?
676
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,000
No one can get
the kill screen.
677
00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,600
I can't handle the math.
678
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,700
You've dedicated three years
679
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:38,300
of your life to playing
Missile Command.
680
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,700
It's too heavy.
681
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,500
It feels like my brain
is about to...
682
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,100
What's next for Jeff Barnes,
683
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:46,200
Missile Command world champ?
684
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:58,400
Get up for
a second.
685
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,600
Hey.
686
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,700
I'll get some water.
687
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,700
Hey, we-we-we need
to take care of this.
688
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,700
Yeah.
Here I come.
689
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,700
Hey, hey.
690
00:30:09,700 --> 00:30:10,700
Come on, buddy,
come on!
691
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,400
Wake up, buddy!
You got to play!
692
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,400
You got to get the kill screen,
you got to get the code.
693
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,800
If we don't stop that
satellite, they're gonna launch
694
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,600
some crazy missile into
space and then-then...
695
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,800
then it's World War III.
696
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,700
Acceptable civilian casualties.
697
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:25,900
Oh, my God.
698
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,400
Hey, Chuck, what's up?
699
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400
Hey, I was thinking,
700
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,700
why don't you guys
get out of town, maybe
701
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:36,800
Palm Springs, you and Awesome
just get out of town.
702
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,500
Now, actually,
would be a great time.
703
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:39,500
Trip's on me, you know.
704
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,800
- Early wedding present.
- Wait a minute.
705
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,300
Are you trying to get rid of me?
706
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,500
No, no, I just
thought it'd be nice.
707
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,800
What's gotten into you?
708
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,900
I don't know.
709
00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,000
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
710
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,100
I- I know I've been a bit
of a disappointment lately.
711
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,400
I- I-I want you
to be proud of me.
712
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,800
I just... I ran out of time,
that's all.
713
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,300
Why don't we talk about this
when you get home?
714
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,200
I got to run.
715
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000
I love you, Ellie.
716
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,000
Honey,
717
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:07,800
do you think my brother's
on drugs?
718
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,800
That'd explain a lot.
719
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,700
They're going nuts
out there, okay?
720
00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:16,700
These nerds are gonna
tear this joint apart.
721
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,100
You got to do
something.
722
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:19,900
What am I supposed to do?
723
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,100
Well, they came to see
video game greatness.
724
00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,100
Someone better deliver.
725
00:31:29,900 --> 00:31:31,700
Ladies and gentlemen...
726
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,100
or Gentlemen,
727
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,400
let me introduce you
to the challenger.
728
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,800
Hailing from the City of Angels,
the Master of Disaster...
729
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,700
What's going on?
730
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:42,400
...the King of Sting,
731
00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,900
the Dancing Destroyer,
732
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,800
Charles Irving
733
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,800
Bartowski!
734
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,300
Who is this guy?
735
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:51,700
Where's
Jeff Barnes?
736
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:37,600
Who authorized this?
737
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,900
This is an abomination.
738
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,400
THE END
739
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,700
You suck, Bartowski.
740
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:01,900
Are you listening to Rush?
741
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:03,600
Music of the universe.
742
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,000
Missile Command.
743
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:11,500
The mathematical pattern
underlying the game
744
00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:14,100
is exactly the same as-
745
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,500
Morgan.
746
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,400
Hey, uh, buddy,
747
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,600
do, do we carry any Rush CDs
in the store?
748
00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:22,500
No need, I got 'em
all on my Zune.
749
00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:23,900
You have a Zune?
750
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,700
Are you kidding me? No.
No, I'll grab my iPod.
751
00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,800
Good, good, good,
I have, I have
752
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:28,700
a very,
very special request.
753
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,500
On my mark.
754
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,100
Three, two, one.
755
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,200
Mark!
756
00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:44,800
* A modern-day warrior-
mean, mean stride *
757
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,200
* Today's Tom Sawyer-
mean, mean pride... *
758
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,200
* Though his mind is not
for rent *
759
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,200
* Don't put him down
as arrogant *
760
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,900
* His reserve, a quiet defense *
761
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:11,100
* Riding out the day's events *
762
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,100
* The river... *
763
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:13,000
WEAPONS SEQUENCE INITIATED
764
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,800
Welcome to Strategic Air
Command, Major Casey.
765
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,200
* What you say
about his company *
766
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,300
* Is what you say
about society *
767
00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:37,000
* Catch the mist,
catch the myth *
768
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,700
* Catch the mystery,
catch the drift... *
769
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,500
Engaging telemetry.
770
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,900
Arming warhead.
771
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:50,300
And opening silo door.
772
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,000
* No, his mind is not for rent *
773
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,800
* To any God or government *
774
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,600
* Always hopeful,
yet discontent *
775
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,400
* He knows changes
aren't permanent... *
776
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:21,600
Give me the code.
777
00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:23,500
It was destroyed.
778
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,000
I'm gonna do this.
779
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,800
No one can stop
the satellite now!
780
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,700
Tell me what
the target is.
781
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,500
- What's the satellite aimed at?
- Why?
782
00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:30,500
It doesn't matter.
783
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,400
No one will remember
who threw the first stone.
784
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:41,400
- Oh, my God.
- Gentlemen,
785
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,900
we have a kill screen.
786
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:43,800
I got this.
787
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,400
Target's to range.
788
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,300
Releasing synchronized safeties.
789
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,400
On my mark.
790
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,300
Three,
791
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,600
two, one, mark.
792
00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:03,000
CONGRATULATIONS, MR. MORIMOTO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY AGAIN?
YES NO
793
00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:05,200
NO
794
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,300
OZPGSB
795
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,600
Fire when ready, sir.
796
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,500
Chuck, what's happening?
797
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,500
Sarah, I did it!
798
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,100
I did it, I beat the game.
799
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,000
I got to the kill screen.
800
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,100
I got the code!
801
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,600
The game- it follows a pattern.
802
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,900
It's just like
Mr. Morimoto said-
803
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,700
the music of the universe.
804
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:29,000
Chuck, just give me the code.
805
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,600
Oscar...
806
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:31,600
Zelda...
807
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:33,400
Penguin...
808
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Gamma...
809
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,000
Sector...
810
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,200
Bob...
811
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:42,000
WEAPONS SEQUENCE TERMINATED
812
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,900
Oh, my God.
813
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Satellite's powering down.
814
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,300
Terminate launch sequence.
815
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:52,500
This bogey's
bugging out
816
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,600
and going home.
817
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,000
Damn.
818
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:58,500
You did it, Chuck.
819
00:36:58,500 --> 00:36:59,400
It worked!
820
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,100
How does it feel to be a hero,
821
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,600
Mr. Bartowski?
822
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:17,700
Oh. Oh.
823
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:29,300
Looks like you fools had
one hell of a party.
824
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,400
Congratulations,
Bartowski.
825
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:35,300
That's quite
an achievement.
826
00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,900
And in light
of today's events,
827
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,800
I'd like to announce
828
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,200
there's a new assistant
manager amongst us.
829
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:42,800
What'd I tell you, man?
830
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,100
It's all coming up
Bartowski.
831
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:46,800
You all remember
Mr. Emmett Milbarge.
832
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,600
Mr. Milbarge has
volunteered to stay on
833
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,500
for...
834
00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,800
well, as long as it takes.
835
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,300
That's right, Michael.
836
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,300
I'm afraid this
branch is sick.
837
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,100
And not the kind of sick that
can be fixed with a Band-Aid.
838
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,900
What this Buy More needs
requires a surgeon.
839
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,900
Someone who doesn't mind
840
00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:06,700
getting up to their
elbows in guts.
841
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,000
Mmm.
842
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,100
And that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
843
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:12,800
I'm gonna reach in,
844
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,000
wrap my fingers
around the disease,
845
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,100
and rip... it... out.
846
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:32,700
How you feeling, buddy?
847
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,500
- Better.
- Good.
848
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,500
Thanks.
849
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,300
So...
850
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,500
Missile Command champion.
851
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,100
I got lucky.
852
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,300
You know.
853
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,200
Congrats.
854
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,500
I'm glad it was you.
855
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,400
I mean, you're sure
you're not...
856
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,000
Me? Uh-uh.
857
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I'm cool.
858
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,600
Being number one
is a real bitch.
859
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:07,300
Feels like the whole world is
gunning for you, sometimes.
860
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,400
I can imagine.
861
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,500
So, what was it like?
862
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,500
The kill screen?
863
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:22,900
Forget it.
864
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:25,900
I'll see you tomorrow.
865
00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:37,700
Oh,
866
00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:39,900
I am so proud of you!
867
00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:41,100
Hey, relax.
868
00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:42,200
It's just a video game.
869
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,600
Granted, I am the best Missile
Commander in the world.
870
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,600
I'm not talking
about a stupid video game.
871
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:47,900
I'm talking about this.
872
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,600
Sarah told us
what's inside.
873
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
My diploma?
874
00:39:57,100 --> 00:39:59,200
Well, don't act
so surprised.
875
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,000
You sly dog.
876
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,300
Sarah also told us about
877
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,100
what you've been doing
behind our backs.
878
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,200
She did?
879
00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,000
Really?
880
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,700
Yeah. No wonder you've
been such a mess
881
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,200
- this past year.
- Why didn't you
882
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,100
tell us that you were
taking online courses?
883
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:14,800
Oh!
884
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,700
Oh, right... that.
885
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,500
You two kids have some
celebrating to do.
886
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
She's waiting
out back.
887
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,900
You'll thank me for that ginseng
shake in the morning.
888
00:40:23,100 --> 00:40:24,800
You really surprised me,
Charles.
889
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,700
Well, thanks for
my fake diploma.
890
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,800
- What do you mean?
- I get it.
891
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,400
You know, you had one
of your CIA pal's
892
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,300
doctor it up to get
Ellie off my back.
893
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,500
It's real, Chuck.
894
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,300
Come on.
895
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:45,800
I'm serious.
You graduated.
896
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,200
What about my last
12 credits?
897
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,300
Well, Casey and I decided
898
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:50,300
that your exceptional
field service
899
00:40:50,300 --> 00:40:51,600
ought to count
for something
900
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,300
and Stanford agreed.
901
00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:55,000
Huh.
902
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:58,000
And by exceptional,
you mean, like, uh,
903
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:01,000
I don't know, decrypting
weapons-satellite codes?
904
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,100
Electrical Engineering.
905
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,600
Or running away from
exploding games
906
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,800
of Missile Command?
907
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,200
Physical Education.
908
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:08,400
You earned it, Chuck.
909
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,800
Thank you.
910
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,200
You see that star out there
on the horizon?
911
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:27,400
That's the Air Force
912
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,800
bouncing Morimoto's satellite
off the atmosphere
913
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,900
and burning it up.
914
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,400
Make a wish.
915
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:34,900
It's yours.
916
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500
Hey, bud.
917
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200
Let's party.