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Congratulations.
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You've been selected for
an elite operations unit.
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With your permission,
we'd like to conduct a test
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to determine your
suitability for service.
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Sure. You mind me asking
what you're testing me for?
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Just relax.
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We have a short training video
that will explain everything.
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Wait.
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Are you okay, Chuck?
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Oh, um... no, no.
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Not since Emmett started
playing romantic comedies 24/7.
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He must love Must Love Dogs,
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'cause that's always playing.
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Right.
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Well, I was just
wondering about tonight.
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Oh, is there a mission tonight?
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Actually, I was referring
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to the whole Valentine's Day thing.
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Oh, my gosh, right.
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I'm so sorry... did you
want to do something?
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No, no, I was just curious.
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Unless you wanted to do something?
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Doesn't it seem like we
ought to do something?
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I mean, it's up to you. Yeah, sure.
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Okay, I mean, we have been cover dating
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for over a year now, right?
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Yeah, I mean, it would be
weird if we didn't do something.
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Completely weird.
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Maybe we could give our
covers the night off.
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I have a bunch of paperwork
to catch up on anyway.
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Good. Great.
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Hey, hey, hey, happy
Valentine's Day, you two.
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Any hot plans for today?
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Absolutely, there is.
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My house at 8:00, right?
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I can hardly wait.
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I'll see you then, sweetie.
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Oh, okay.
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Bye.
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Did you ever think that the two of us
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would wind up with smart, beautiful,
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sexually adventuresome
girls on Valentine's Day?
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The answer is no.
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Two jackasses like you
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landing two hot pieces
like Anna and Blondie?
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It's a cruel trick of nature.
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Grimes! Get your butt to the sales floor
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before I kick it over there.
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Bartowski,
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herd up your nerds.
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They're right... they're right there.
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And you two dimwits,
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don't leave the cage until that backlog
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of repairs are finished.
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And where is Milbarge?
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Hello.
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I'm sorry I'm late... I was
just waiting for these to cool.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh, well, I put little lips
on the cupcakes for you.
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I'm talking about that
thing on your head.
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Well, Henrietta's in town.
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I wanted to look my best.
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I mean, it's not that
much of a difference.
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Really?
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I'll be in my office.
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Next time, do your
baking on your own time.
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My God, who crapped in
his box of chocolates?
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I don't care what it costs!
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Get it here tomorrow!
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What's he doing in there?
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I don't know, but it's
completely unnatural.
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Oh, my God.
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You don't think that he's...
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Working? Calm down, Morgan.
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Yeah, there's got to be
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a rational explanation for this.
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Oh, no, look at him.
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The guy's a machine.
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I think Morgan's on to something.
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What if it's not really Big Mike?
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What?
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Like, a robot sent from the future?
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A cybernetic organism.
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A skin job.
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There's only one way to find out.
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If he bleeds, he's human.
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Guys.
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How about I just talk to him?
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Please.
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Okay, fine.
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It's your funeral, Bartowski.
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Let me ask a question, Bartowski.
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What kind of woman
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delivers divorce papers
on Valentine's Day?
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Your... your wife?
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The lady Big Mike is no more.
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I'm-I'm so sorry to hear that, sir.
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Damn straight.
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I had the catch of a
lifetime and let her get away.
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You want to talk about it?
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I'll be fine.
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Long as I keep working,
I won't have time
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to realize I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life
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alone and unloved.
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There is one thing you can do for me.
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Sure.
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Tell those imbeciles out
there to get cracking!
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'Cause from now on,
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it's a whole new Buy More!
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Get that damn Must Love Dogs off the TV.
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Can I ask you a question? Sure.
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This is the worst
Valentine's Day ever, right?
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Come on, don't be silly.
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Please, you're not going to offend me.
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There's got to be someone somewhere
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having a far worse Valentine's Day.
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On the night of August 12, 1965,
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the 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marines
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endeavored to make a
daring helicopter assault
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on the Elephant Valley.
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I hope I'm not interrupting.
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What can I do for you, General?
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LAPD just picked up one of ours.
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The agent's name is Jim Yeager.
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He's been missing for over a year,
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although he was presumed to be
on a covert domestic assignment.
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Unfortunately, we have no
record of this assignment,
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and so far, the subject has been...
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uncooperative.
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Cat's got his tongue, huh?
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You want me to take a crack at him?
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As you can see, his mental
state is fragile enough already.
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The subject's last confirmed
location comes from a phone call
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traced to this
LA cul-de-sac.
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Yeager was living in the Valley?
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Huh... no wonder he went nuts, right?
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We took the liberty of
purchasing a home there
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to serve as a base of operations.
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Zoom in on that, please.
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What's that he keeps saying?
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Salamander.
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Possible code name
for his enemy contact.
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Our best guess: he chose this location
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for its proximity to a sleeper cell.
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I need for someone to
resume Yeager's assignment,
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identify his contact
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and infiltrate their terrorist network.
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I don't know how well I'd fit
in with those people, General.
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Not you, Major Casey.
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We need a normal couple.
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That Casey?
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Looks like we got a mission.
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Thank God.
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I'm afraid you two are gonna
have to drop your dating cover
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for this particular assignment.
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No problem. What is it?
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Thai street racing gang, a
Ukrainian prostitution ring?
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No, for this mission,
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you and Agent Walker
are gonna be married.
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You two kids are going to the suburbs.
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Good luck as a normal couple.
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No.
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Maybe.
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Breaking out a dad shirt, huh?
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Yeah.
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What do you think?
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Well, I think it makes
you look very grown-up.
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Oh, good, that's kind of the idea.
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Yeah, where are you guys going?
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Uh, Sarah and I are just house-sitting.
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Her boss at the Orange
Orange is out of town, so...
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Oh, Chuck, that's... that's great.
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Spending a week in the suburbs?
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Yeah, dream come true.
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No, don't you get it?
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This is... this is like
a dry run, you know,
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so you and Sarah can see
what it would really be like.
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Zip it!
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That is your wedding craziness
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right there, so keep
that... that's yours.
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We're just house-sitting...
it's no big deal.
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Okay, fine, can we call it cohabitating
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with your long-term
girlfriend in a house
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that doesn't have posters that
were hung in the eighth grade?
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That-That...
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is a collectible, but yeah, fine.
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We can... we can call it that.
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Then, that is a big step forward.
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Love what you've done with the place.
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Thanks... I had help.
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Uh, sorry, but whose
life have I stepped into?
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What-What...
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm making potato salad.
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Are you cooking for
the entire neighborhood?
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No, Chuck.
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You are.
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Hey, there's the grill-meister!
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Welcome, neighbors.
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Don't forget, one of our new neighbors
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is a suspected terrorist.
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You heard the little lady.
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Get out there and mingle.
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Gentlemen,
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I think that I speak
for all of us when I say
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that the only reason that I
took this job at the Buy More
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was to do as little
work as humanly possible.
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And the big man... he
made that dream a reality.
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That man's an inspiration
to slackers everywhere.
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Until his old lady dumped him.
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We're screwed... I mean, we're screwed
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now that he has nothing to
live for except for work.
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Yeah, but how do we get Mrs.
Big Mike to take him back?
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How do you mend a broken heart?
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You mean, how do we get him laid?
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I'm sorry to interrupt this
little meeting of the minds,
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but you're not the only ones
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who find this new regime insufferable.
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It's obvious that our rotund leader
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is channeling his sexual
energies into the Buy More.
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In my opinion, our only hope...
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Is to channel them back
into sex. Yes, brilliant,
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Emmett, but where do we find
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Big Mike a ridiculously
out of his league hottie?
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Yeah, someone who will suck his...
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will to work out of him.
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Not at a Bennigans's bar.
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Sometimes, that fruit
hangs a little too low.
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Where do you meet people you
don't have to pay for sex?
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Welcome to the neighborhood.
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Oh...
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Hi. How you doing?
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I'm good. I'm... I...
Hi. My name is Charles.
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Oh, I'm Brad.
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I live next door. There you go.
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I'm... I'm so sorry.
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I just ran out.
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Well, lucky for you, I'm
in the stationery biz.
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Check this baby out.
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It is 110 pound card stock, brand-new,
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genuine embossing,
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antique finish.
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Listen, don't let any
of these bums know,
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but I can get you a
thousand of those at cost.
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Enough shoptalk.
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Let's go meet some of the
natives. What do you say?
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Okay.
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Guys, this is Charlie.
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Uh, Charlie, over here we got Mark.
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Hi. Hi. Whatever you do,
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do not let him drive your golf cart.
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We got Dennis here.
Uh, Dennis and his wife,
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Trudy, every Friday night,
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they play a pretty
wild game of charades.
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It gets pretty zany.
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And this one, last but least, Mitch.
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Do not believe a word this dog says.
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Hold on a minute.
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Who is that talking to my wife?
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Oh, that's-that's my wife.
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That's Sarah.
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Well...
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Well done, Charlie.
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You want to trade sometime?
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I'm kidding!
267
00:12:17,630 --> 00:12:20,100
No way the PTA would stand for that.
268
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,400
All right, all right.
269
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:22,730
Just a few more details
and you will be ready
270
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,630
to mingle with the singles.
271
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,530
Who the hell is this Lando Calrissian?
272
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,100
He's only the coolest guy
in the entire universe.
273
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:29,960
It's just your user name.
274
00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:32,430
Six-two, 185 pounds?
275
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,000
I don't know, Morgan. Listen to me.
276
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:36,500
Everybody is taller and thinner online.
277
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,230
It's called the Internet
hotness conversion factor.
278
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,500
What do you want your job to be?
279
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,230
Uh, manager at the Buy More.
280
00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,360
Make him an astronaut.
281
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,500
What about lion tamer?
Wait, I got it. I got it.
282
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:48,730
I just don't know about this whole
283
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,960
World Wide Web business.
284
00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,430
That ain't no way to meet a woman.
285
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,860
You know how I met my wife?
286
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:54,960
Church picnic.
287
00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:56,360
Yeah, look how that worked out.
288
00:12:56,430 --> 00:13:00,130
There was no hiding who
you were or-or how you felt.
289
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,760
The very first time
290
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:04,360
I laid my eyes on Gladys, I knew.
291
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:05,700
Good Lord.
292
00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,700
Who are they?
293
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,030
Mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
294
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,660
Users who matched your profile.
295
00:13:09,730 --> 00:13:11,060
This ain't no church picnic.
296
00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:13,200
Check out Red Hot Mama.
297
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,130
Muy caliente.
298
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:17,630
What about the Internet
hotness conversion factor?
299
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:18,930
Doesn't that work both ways?
300
00:13:19,030 --> 00:13:20,660
Why can't you see her
face in that picture?
301
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,730
Focus on the body, Michael.
302
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,060
Gee whiz, Mike.
303
00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:26,300
We're trying to help you find love here.
304
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,760
Dirty, nasty, filthy love.
305
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,760
So, then the Greek guy says,
306
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,800
"Well, at least we know
where the olive went."
307
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,930
My sentiments exactly.
308
00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:50,830
Can I let you in on little a secret
309
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,230
about your neighbors, Mr...?
310
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:54,100
Carmichael. Charles.
311
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,130
They bore me.
312
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,500
Oh, yeah?
313
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,760
Yeah, it's, uh...
314
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:00,860
it's not really my scene either.
315
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,930
Perhaps the two of us can,
uh, get together sometime.
316
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,160
Maybe engage in
something a little more...
317
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,860
stimulating?
318
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:10,900
Don't-Don't...
319
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,000
Sorry. I... Slippery.
320
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:14,230
That's very kind of you to offer
321
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,400
and it sounds like a lot of fun,
322
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,500
but I am very, very married.
323
00:14:18,700 --> 00:14:20,760
Congratulations, Mr. Carmichael.
324
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:21,900
But who isn't?
325
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,960
My husband's right over there.
326
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:26,660
He's a big fella, isn't he?
327
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,260
What line of work is he in?
328
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,530
Lumberjack?
329
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,200
The kind that keeps him out of town.
330
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:34,900
Charles!
331
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,700
Is that your wife?
332
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,730
She seems very...
333
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,860
pretty.
334
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,830
Well, got to run. You know how it is.
335
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,260
The old ball and chain.
336
00:14:46,330 --> 00:14:47,500
Listen, Charles.
337
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,100
I just live right across the street.
338
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:53,160
So call me... when the honeymoon's over.
339
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,200
I've got a chain, too.
340
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,400
I bet you do.
341
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,460
Excuse me.
342
00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,460
Well?
343
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:07,700
No flashes. No nothing.
344
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,100
I think our neighbors are clean.
345
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,560
Except for that lady across the street.
346
00:15:11,630 --> 00:15:13,130
She's got a dirty mouth.
347
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,660
Well, are you sure
you checked everybody?
348
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:16,830
Maybe we got the
wrong cul-de-sac.
349
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,930
Mr. and Mrs. Carmichael?
350
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,400
Would you come inside, please?
351
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,560
There's a slight
problem with your cable.
352
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,130
Looks like one of ours.
353
00:15:39,930 --> 00:15:43,360
Uh, correction... that was one of ours.
354
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:46,300
That bug was stolen from
a CIA substation in Omaha
355
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,860
in '06.
356
00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,000
Now it belongs to FULCRUM.
357
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,760
And here I thought
358
00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:52,700
we were all looking for a
garden-variety terrorist.
359
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,060
Better hurry up, buddy.
360
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,160
Your wieners are burning.
361
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,160
I knew these people creeped me out.
362
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,560
Hi. Did you sleep well?
363
00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,300
Like a log, honey.
364
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,230
How did you sleep?
365
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,660
What are you doing? Did
Casey find more bugs?
366
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,230
I'm cooking breakfast.
367
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,260
Casey swept the house. It's clean.
368
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,600
Okay. Well, are we going to
invite the neighbors over?
369
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:46,130
No, Chuck. I-I'm cooking for you.
370
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:51,700
What?
371
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,700
Nothing.
372
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,200
It's just funny.
373
00:16:56,260 --> 00:16:59,130
I never pictured you doing this.
374
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,760
Well, what can I say?
375
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:01,830
I'm versatile.
376
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,200
Sit.
377
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,460
Hold on.
378
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:08,930
Are-Are-Are
you enjoying
379
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,100
this whole Martha Stewart thing?
380
00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:13,700
I can't believe it.
381
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,700
Please tell me you're
not going soft on me.
382
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,200
Just shut up and eat your breakfast.
383
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:19,800
You better be careful, Sarah.
384
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,530
One day you might actually
turn into a real girl.
385
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,900
Sweetie.
386
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,160
Sweetie?
387
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,430
I almost forgot.
388
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,660
Would you mind swinging
by the store for me?
389
00:18:12,630 --> 00:18:14,260
Have a great day at work.
390
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,260
Okay.
391
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:49,730
Wipe that look off your face.
392
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,200
Wait, that's Sarah's...
393
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,730
Invisible ink, really? You guys can't
394
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,730
just use the phone? We're
dealing with FULCRUM here.
395
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,000
They bugged your house,
they bugged the phones.
396
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,300
Sometimes you got to do
it the old-fashioned way.
397
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,730
"Location clear. Target on move"?
398
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,360
Wait. You guys figured
out who planted the bug?
399
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,400
Yeah.
400
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,600
Ring any Intersect bells?
401
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,600
Yeah, that's crazy
cougar lady's husband.
402
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,100
How do you know it's him?
403
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,860
Well, while you and Walker
were busy playing house,
404
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,330
I was doing some
old-fashioned spy work.
405
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,530
Pulled a fingerprint off the bug,
406
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,700
ran it through the database.
407
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,760
So, who was this guy before FULCRUM?
408
00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:17,030
CIA Psy-Ops.
409
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,030
Agency shrinks. A real bunch of weirdos.
410
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,660
I also ran his bank records.
411
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,000
Turns out he bought enough of this stuff
412
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,800
to stretch from here to Gardena.
413
00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:25,460
Infiniband data line.
The same stuff we use
414
00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,000
to tap into the Agency's intranet.
415
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,500
Any idea what your
neighbor was using it for?
416
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,060
I don't know.
417
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:32,800
Uh, online gaming?
418
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,060
Porn?
419
00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:35,730
Or... I don't know. Or...
420
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,160
Hacking into government servers.
421
00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:38,530
Or hacking into government servers.
422
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,830
I was going to say that eventually.
423
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:41,030
Okay, great. I'm glad
you guys cracked it.
424
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,030
Glad I could help.
425
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,400
Help...
426
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,400
by getting us into that
house and onto that computer.
427
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,900
You want me to go in as Nerd Herd?
428
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,360
Wrong again, Bartowski.
429
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,060
You're going to go in
the old-fashioned way.
430
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:53,230
You want me to sleep
with our neighbor Sylvia?
431
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,930
No, we want you to pretend
to want to sleep with her,
432
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,830
and then see if you can get
on her FULCRUM husband's PC
433
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,330
and see if you flash on anything.
434
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,360
You want to throw in a little sex...
435
00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:01,400
that's your prerogative.
436
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,530
Whatever, Casey. Look, I just don't know
437
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,630
how Sarah's going to feel about this.
438
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:06,930
There's no way she's
439
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,860
going to let her husband
just sleep with...
440
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:10,130
Is he ready?
441
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,960
Chuck, look, I'm sorry,
but this is our best option.
442
00:20:13,030 --> 00:20:14,530
Target's got the house rigged
with state-of-the-art security.
443
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,630
And since his wife's expressed
a romantic interest in you...
444
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,330
We need you to exploit it.
445
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,860
Oh, exploit it. Gotcha.
446
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,430
Yeah. Textbook CIA.
447
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,960
Look, Casey and I will be
with you every step of the way.
448
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,560
Yeah, if the cougar gets a little hairy,
449
00:20:27,630 --> 00:20:28,800
you can always tap out.
450
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,130
Look, we understand
451
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,560
if this makes you uncomfortable.
452
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,200
Breaking my fake wedding vows?
453
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,460
No, forget about it.
454
00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:35,900
I'm golden. Just hit
me with another spritz
455
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,260
of that, would you?
456
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:39,500
Why here?
457
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,400
Mr. Carmichael.
458
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:48,100
I didn't expect you to come so quickly.
459
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,830
Charles Carmichael always comes quickly.
460
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:55,660
Real smooth, Bartowski.
461
00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,130
Come on in. Okay.
462
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,330
The cable enters the house
463
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,930
through the northwest corner, upstairs.
464
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,400
Oh, hey!
465
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,800
This is where the magic happens.
466
00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:13,130
What do you think
your, uh, wife would say
467
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,660
if she knew you were up here?
468
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,930
You think she'd be jealous?
469
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,500
Well, it's like you said.
470
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,830
I mean, the honeymoon...
471
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,600
she is over.
472
00:21:23,030 --> 00:21:24,860
Hi-oh. If you don't mind me asking,
473
00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:28,930
when was the last time you
and your wife made love?
474
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:29,660
Well, that's a...
475
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:30,960
that's a... that's a...
476
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,060
That's a good one.
477
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:34,400
You know, things have been a little cold
478
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,760
in that department
lately. Oh, poor baby.
479
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:39,360
Do you know what I'm going
to do to you, Charles?
480
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,130
I got a pretty good idea.
481
00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,630
I'm going to thaw you out.
482
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:47,630
Oh, I bet you are,
483
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,360
you-you
she-devil.
484
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,730
You temptress, you've taken my sock off.
485
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,400
Ticklish. Ticklish. Ticklish.
486
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:54,660
Those are my feet. That's my feet area.
487
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,160
Maybe-Maybe you know what?
488
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,230
Maybe we could just
talk for a few minutes.
489
00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:57,900
How's that sound? Ugh.
490
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,030
You didn't come here to talk.
491
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,400
I didn't? I didn't come here to talk?
492
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:04,460
Why, why not? Talking's perfectly...
493
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,230
Talking's overrated anyway, isn't it?
494
00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,500
No, you know what?
495
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,600
It's just that I'm a little...
496
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:10,500
I'm a little nervous because this is...
497
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,330
the whole adultery game is
498
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,500
a little new... little new to me.
499
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,230
And I think, I think
just a... just a drink,
500
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,330
a little liquid courage would
really go a long way right now.
501
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,960
Is Scotch okay?
502
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,100
Sounds delish.
503
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,960
Thank you.
504
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,460
I'll be right here.
505
00:22:26,530 --> 00:22:27,860
But you already knew that.
506
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:31,100
Crazy person.
507
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:32,300
Come...
508
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:34,660
Casey, I'm handcuffed.
509
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,760
Relax. Handcuffs are a cinch.
510
00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:38,260
Really? Yeah.
511
00:22:38,330 --> 00:22:39,800
There's a bone in your thumb. Tiny bone.
512
00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:41,060
Real easy to break.
513
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:42,500
What you're gonna want
to do is you're gonna
514
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,360
want to apply torsional
pressure to it until it snaps.
515
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,430
I'm not gonna break my bone!
516
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,160
Well, in that case, you are screwed.
517
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:52,230
Think. Think. Think.
518
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,430
Wait a minute. Wait.
519
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:54,800
Hey.
520
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,160
Hey. Hey.
521
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,700
Oh, okay.
522
00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:24,460
Damn it. Password protected.
523
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,860
Salamander.
524
00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:15,160
Chuck.
525
00:24:15,230 --> 00:24:17,160
Chuck, you have to get out of there.
526
00:24:17,230 --> 00:24:19,460
Chuck? Chuck?
527
00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:20,900
Stay where you are, Agent
Walker. I'm going in after him.
528
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,000
Have you tested him yet?
529
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,430
He's upstairs. I've got him cuffed.
530
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:41,200
He was just here.
531
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,900
He ran the test.
532
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,500
He survived.
533
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,060
We found our subject.
534
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,930
Good afternoon.
535
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:31,030
Charlie?
536
00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,030
Brad.
537
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,630
You are never gonna believe what
just happened to me over there!
538
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:39,860
Well, this ought to be good.
539
00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:55,500
I send you there undercover
540
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,930
and you not only nearly
expose Mr. Bartowski to FULCRUM
541
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,060
but to an entire
cul-de-sac of civilians?
542
00:26:01,130 --> 00:26:03,130
No excuses, General, we pooched it.
543
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,000
No.
544
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:05,300
No, we didn't pooch it.
545
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:06,830
We didn't pooch it. General, look,
546
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:09,060
I-I saw something on
that computer, okay?
547
00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:11,300
I saw... pictures.
548
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,800
How illuminating. General,
549
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,260
they weren't regular pictures.
550
00:26:14,330 --> 00:26:16,000
They were like Intersect pictures,
551
00:26:16,060 --> 00:26:18,630
embedded files, like the ones
that Bryce sent me, only...
552
00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:20,860
very different.
553
00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:23,130
We think Chuck could have
FULCRUM programming in his brain.
554
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,530
In that case,
555
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,830
I'm pulling Mr. Bartowski
from this operation.
556
00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,330
But as long as Agent
Walker's cover is intact,
557
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,200
I want you two to lock
down the cul-de-sac,
558
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,530
monitor FULCRUM,
559
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,830
see what else you can uncover
560
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,860
before we make a move on their cell.
561
00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:38,100
The Carmichaels are getting a divorce.
562
00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:45,500
Oh, my, my, my.
563
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,800
Don't you look prosperous, Michael.
564
00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,260
Wow, tonight's the night
with the Internet lady?
565
00:26:49,330 --> 00:26:50,260
How ya feeling, big guy?
566
00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:51,360
Like an imposter.
567
00:26:51,430 --> 00:26:52,600
Look at me.
568
00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:53,930
Look at this ridiculous outfit.
569
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,860
She's gonna take one
look at me and realize
570
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:58,830
I am not a 185-pound shipping magnate.
571
00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,660
Oh, relax. That suit is...
572
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:02,660
very slimming. That's right.
573
00:27:02,730 --> 00:27:04,260
That's right. You know what?
574
00:27:04,330 --> 00:27:05,630
It'll make your wallet look fat.
575
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,000
Yeah, Morgan's right.
576
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,800
That poor lady is not
gonna know what hit her.
577
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,430
You're gonna need a hydraulic
crowbar to pry her off.
578
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,230
Yes.
579
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,030
What do you say, Bartowski?
580
00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,700
Should I come clean?
581
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,060
Tell her who I really am?
582
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:22,500
You got your girl without having to lie
583
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,630
about your lowly occupation, right?
584
00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:26,230
Um... yeah, you know,
585
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,460
I'm-I'm not so sure
I'm the best role model.
586
00:27:28,530 --> 00:27:30,030
You're better than these losers.
587
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,700
When was the last time
any of y'all had dates?
588
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,900
And I'm not counting Bennigan's.
589
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,160
And you... you and Anna
break up every other week.
590
00:27:37,230 --> 00:27:38,730
And you...
591
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,630
I don't even know what
your affiliation is, Elvis.
592
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,860
What does he mean, my affiliation?
593
00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:43,900
That bathroom thing.
594
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,760
Look, Mike, I don't know.
595
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,230
It's up to you.
596
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,200
But do you really want to
be a part of a relationship
597
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,100
that's founded on lies?
598
00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:56,600
The answer's yes.
599
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:57,930
Yep. Absolutely. He is not thinking.
600
00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:14,560
Oh, my...
601
00:28:32,060 --> 00:28:34,130
Agent Walker,
602
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,900
I've got unknowns
moving on your position.
603
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,930
This is Sarah. Leave a message.
604
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,230
Sarah, Sarah, you and Casey
have to get out of the cul-de-sac
605
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,230
immediately... I just flashed,
I just flashed on something.
606
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,160
I think it was FULCRUM...
it was something that I...
607
00:28:45,230 --> 00:28:46,430
I uploaded off the computer, okay.
608
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,730
Excuse me. Hi. Yeah, could you
609
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,560
give me a hand with my cable, please?
610
00:28:50,630 --> 00:28:53,230
The company that built the
neighborhood is a front.
611
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,860
Uh, if you're looking
for free premium channels
612
00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:56,030
I'm not the guy.
613
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,100
Oh, no, no, no.
614
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,130
It's nothing like that.
615
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,560
It's not just a house.
616
00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:00,900
The entire neighborhood is FULCRUM.
617
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,160
For some reason
618
00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:03,960
I'm getting some kind
of weird interference.
619
00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:06,030
I think somebody in the neighborhood
might be running some kind
620
00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:08,100
of high-powered electronic equipment.
621
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,600
Actually, I think it... it might be
622
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:10,900
that house right over there.
623
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:26,730
Hi.
624
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,000
I'm so sorry
625
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,260
about what happened with your husband.
626
00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:31,200
It must have been awful.
627
00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:33,830
It's times like these you
need your neighbors most.
628
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,730
Oh. Thank you.
629
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,400
Uh, come in.
630
00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:38,730
I hope you like brownies.
631
00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:52,000
Looking for the wife?
632
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:54,730
She's having a chat with the ladies.
633
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,130
You feeling all right, buddy?
634
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,000
- How's this blood pressure?
- A little heigh.
635
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,660
Should I give him more sedative?
636
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,130
No. CHUCK: Sarah?
637
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,030
He's going to be fine. Sarah?
638
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,430
Where's Sarah?
639
00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,260
Sarah?
640
00:30:44,330 --> 00:30:47,230
Where's Sarah?
641
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,230
Where's my wife? Mr. Carmichael,
642
00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:50,330
she isn't your wife.
643
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,200
She's a CIA agent.
644
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:54,500
And so are you.
645
00:30:55,730 --> 00:30:57,100
Wha...
646
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,230
What do you want with me?
647
00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:02,600
You have got a very special brain.
648
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,300
Don't worry.
649
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,830
We're going to do everything
we can to not damage it.
650
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,330
Damage? Damage?
651
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,600
What is he talking about?
652
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,300
What you saw upstairs was a small part
653
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,560
of a computer program.
654
00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:14,100
The CIA designed it
655
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,000
to implant intelligence
directly into agents
656
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,430
through encoded images.
657
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,460
But the CIA gave up on the program.
658
00:31:19,530 --> 00:31:21,200
They decided to slug it out,
659
00:31:21,260 --> 00:31:23,660
fighting the war on terror
using Cold War tactics.
660
00:31:23,730 --> 00:31:25,200
But we're training agents
661
00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,960
who are ready to fight tomorrow's wars.
662
00:31:27,030 --> 00:31:29,660
How would you like to
be a part of that future?
663
00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:31,430
How would you like
to be part of FULCRUM?
664
00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:35,560
What about...
665
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:37,160
What about her?
666
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:39,400
Look, I'll do whatever
you want, just let her go.
667
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:42,530
Don't tell me you have feelings
668
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,400
for your partner? Boy,
669
00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,930
you really let her get
into your head, huh?
670
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,030
What did she tell you?
671
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:49,300
That someday you two would be together?
672
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:52,230
Maybe settle down in a
cute little cul-de-sac
673
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,460
like this one?
674
00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:55,560
You're funny.
675
00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:58,660
This place isn't real.
676
00:31:58,730 --> 00:32:01,830
Her feelings for you aren't real.
677
00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,260
Don't worry.
678
00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:05,360
This next part should
help you get over her.
679
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,200
If he survives it.
680
00:32:19,930 --> 00:32:20,930
Chuck!
681
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:25,160
He can't hear you.
682
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,900
No, no, no!
683
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,100
Chuck... Chuck...
684
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,660
Oh, he's toast. SARAH: Chuck.
685
00:33:54,730 --> 00:33:56,000
Get him out of here.
686
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:58,300
Dump him where you dumped the others.
687
00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:05,260
What just happened?
688
00:34:05,330 --> 00:34:07,800
Mr. Carmichael.
689
00:34:10,630 --> 00:34:13,100
Do you know where you
are, Mr. Carmichael?
690
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,360
Beneath Meadow Branch
subdivision in a FULCRUM lab
691
00:34:16,430 --> 00:34:18,300
that was built as part
of a secret initiative.
692
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,400
What initiative?
693
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:23,430
To rebuild the Intersect computer.
694
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:26,130
Oh, my God, it worked.
695
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,700
Can I ask just
696
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,930
one more question?
697
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,400
You mind if we, uh, test your wife next?
698
00:34:33,460 --> 00:34:35,200
Wife?
699
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:38,900
I don't have a wife.
700
00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:01,630
Before you run the test,
701
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,100
I'd like to tell Agent Walker something.
702
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,600
Agent Walker.
703
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,930
Now we have a name.
704
00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,230
Close your eyes.
705
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,900
No, no, no!
706
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,060
Are you okay?
707
00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:10,830
Yeah. You?
708
00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:12,360
I think so.
709
00:36:30,150 --> 00:36:32,910
Take these guys to the detention center.
710
00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:34,910
That one goes to the agency morgue.
711
00:36:34,980 --> 00:36:36,650
We're not done with him yet.
712
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,580
Besides testing on humans,
713
00:36:44,650 --> 00:36:46,450
it appears that FULCRUM
is perilously close
714
00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:48,750
to completing their
own Intersect computer,
715
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:50,810
making Bartowski more
important than ever.
716
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,750
His life has never been in more danger.
717
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,480
The honeymoon is over, Agent Walker.
718
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:56,850
Yes, ma'am.
719
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,110
Hey, everything okay?
720
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:02,480
Yeah, just a routine debriefing.
721
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,250
Uh, so I was wondering
722
00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,850
if you wanted to swing by
the old cul-de-sac tonight.
723
00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:08,150
Why?
724
00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:11,210
Uh, I don't know, I mean, I... you know,
725
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,710
I figured we've still got the place,
726
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:14,110
and Ellie still thinks
we're house-sitting,
727
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:16,710
so I thought that,
728
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:19,450
you know, we could maybe
enjoy a night in the suburbs,
729
00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,110
order in, rent a movie.
730
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,910
No mission to worry about,
just Mr. and Mrs. Carmichael.
731
00:37:23,980 --> 00:37:26,180
Maybe have some fun. Chuck,
732
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,210
we can't go back there.
733
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,480
It was just a cover.
734
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:31,210
Yeah, I know that,
I just thought that...
735
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,580
Casey and I have to
shut down the operation.
736
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:33,510
Can we talk later?
737
00:37:35,710 --> 00:37:37,810
Absolutely.
738
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,310
Uh, Chuck?
739
00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:40,310
Yeah.
740
00:37:40,380 --> 00:37:42,450
I'm going to need that back.
741
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:44,710
Right.
742
00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:49,080
Almost forgot.
743
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,010
Hey.
744
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,410
How was the big date?
745
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,580
Gentlemen, it was a night
of exquisite passion.
746
00:38:10,650 --> 00:38:13,180
I did things with that woman
I didn't even know existed,
747
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,080
which are likely illegal.
Yes! So you took our advice?
748
00:38:15,150 --> 00:38:16,680
I lied my ass off.
749
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,810
What did we tell you? Way to
get back in the game, chief.
750
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,210
Enough chitchat. We're burning daylight.
751
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,610
Lester, man the Nerd Herd desk.
752
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:24,550
Jeff, help out the green shirts.
753
00:38:24,610 --> 00:38:26,350
I want the new inventory
stocked by lunch.
754
00:38:26,410 --> 00:38:28,350
My store had better be shipshape.
755
00:38:28,410 --> 00:38:29,680
What, you're making us work?
756
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:30,810
What about your new girlfriend?
757
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,110
What about her?
758
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,450
She's gonna be here any minute.
759
00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:35,210
I invited her down.
760
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,010
Wow.
761
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,680
Michael,
762
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,980
what's going on?
763
00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:53,880
Why are you dressed like that?
764
00:38:53,950 --> 00:38:55,350
Because I work here.
765
00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:57,850
I am a manager at the Buy More, Bolonia.
766
00:38:57,910 --> 00:39:00,410
But I thought you were a boat captain.
767
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,110
Shipping magnate,
768
00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:04,250
but that was something I just made up
769
00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:06,280
so I could get to do
what we did last night.
770
00:39:06,350 --> 00:39:09,810
But after we did what
we did last night, I...
771
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,750
I can't bear to lie to you anymore,
772
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:16,610
so I'll understand if you want
to tell me where to shove it,
773
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,050
but I hope you'll forgive me.
774
00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:19,980
I do forgive you.
775
00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:22,010
The truth is
776
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,550
I wasn't 100% honest on
my dating profile either.
777
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,980
Aw, honey, I don't mind
a little extra weight.
778
00:39:29,350 --> 00:39:30,450
I have a son.
779
00:39:30,510 --> 00:39:33,750
Oh, w-well,
s-so what?
780
00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:35,110
I love kids.
781
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:36,980
He's 26 years old.
782
00:39:37,050 --> 00:39:38,510
I thought you found out.
783
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,580
I thought that's why you wanted
784
00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:40,810
to meet here in the store.
785
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,110
I don't follow.
786
00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:44,380
Michael, my son works here.
787
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,410
Please, Lord, let it be Bartowski.
788
00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:08,050
Mother.
789
00:40:08,110 --> 00:40:10,010
Mi hijo.
790
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,410
Ah, yeah.
791
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,050
?i hijo?
792
00:40:16,210 --> 00:40:18,150
You're banging my mom?
793
00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,780
Hey.
794
00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:24,110
What did I tell you?
795
00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:26,050
House-sitting really
changes things, huh?
796
00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:29,450
Absolutely, just-just not
in the way you were hoping,
797
00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:31,110
El.
798
00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:32,580
To tell you the truth,
799
00:40:32,650 --> 00:40:34,750
the suburbs were kind of a
disaster for me and Sarah.
800
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,510
Well, what happened? What went wrong?
801
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:41,080
I guess something that's
been wrong from the start.
802
00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:42,780
You know?
803
00:40:42,850 --> 00:40:46,310
Are... you guys aren't
breaking up, are you?
804
00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:50,050
No, no, no, no, no, trust me,
Sarah's not going anywhere.
805
00:40:50,110 --> 00:40:51,710
Chuck, I guess I don't...
806
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,650
I don't know what you're saying exactly.
807
00:40:53,710 --> 00:40:55,510
Look, El, I know how much you love Sarah
808
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:57,650
and I know how much
you love the idea of us
809
00:40:57,710 --> 00:40:59,510
and us moving forward
with you and Devon,
810
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,880
but we're not anything like you guys.
811
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:04,080
But you guys seem so perfect.
812
00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:08,350
Yeah, I know, I guess, but
being in that house with her,
813
00:41:08,410 --> 00:41:11,450
it was so close to being perfect...
814
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:16,010
the way I had always
pictured it would be...
815
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,210
that I realized
816
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,850
what was wrong with that picture.
817
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,280
And it was us.
818
00:41:29,850 --> 00:41:31,880
Sarah and I are never
going to be anything more
819
00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,380
than what we are right now.
820
00:41:36,780 --> 00:41:39,350
And you know what?
821
00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:40,880
I'm okay with that.
822
00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:45,780
Anyway...
823
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,050
Agent Walker,
824
00:41:54,110 --> 00:41:55,650
you get everything you need?
825
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:57,010
Yeah.
826
00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:07,610
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