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I'm Chuck. Here are a few things you might
need to know.
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Did you know there is an undercover
DEA agent out in the courtyard?
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I knew it was you.
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Your cover? Carina.
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It's beautiful.
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My mom's charm bracelet.
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We could run together.
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We have to go, Chuck. This is it.
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Are you coming? I can't.
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Sarah, they wanted me to be a spy.
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Really important people told me that
they thought I could change the world.
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I acted impulsively,
and it won't happen again.
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You're a spy now, Chuck.
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You have to keep your feelings to yourself.
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(panting)
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(gunshot)
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(phone ringing) (groaning)
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Yeah, can I call you back?
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I'm just in the middle of something at work.
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Yeah, me, too.
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(whispers): I love you, too, smooshy.
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(man groaning)
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(gunshot)
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* *
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God, it feels like I haven't
been off duty in years.
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How long you in town for anyway?
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I plan on getting out quick.
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Los Angeles has all the cultural
panache of a Porta Potti.
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I've missed you.
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So, why are you still here?
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How long can you possibly have to protect
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some doofus at a stereo store?
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You know, I don't really
want to talk about work.
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Ah, so you're sleeping with him.
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We have a very professional relationship.
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Oh.
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What?
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Nothing.
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You're just really into him, that's all.
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Can we please not talk about Chuck?
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Oh, my God, Walker.
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What?
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You broke the cardinal rule of spying,
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didn't you?
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You're breaking the cardinal
rule of getting dumped.
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Can we please talk about
something other than Sarah?
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Yeah. Good, except you're moping, man.
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I am not moping.
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Hey, hey, what the hell are we doing here?
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Could you at least pause the game?
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I know you're upset about Sarah,
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but there is no pause button on life.
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See what I'm trying to say?
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We are two very, very sexy bachelors
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with the world at our fingertips.
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Our lives are incredible.
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Yeah, incredibly average to sub-par.
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Look, all I'm saying is,
there's gotta be, what,
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two million ladies in the City of Angels?
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They can't all say no to us.
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* *
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Target rich, Chuck!
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Hello.
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Oh, here we go. Thirsty, ladies?
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Cosmo, Pina colada, mai tai,
rum and coke, gin and tonic?
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Well-hydrated already, well-hydrated, okay.
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Buddy, I-I don't, I don't really
know if I'm ready for this.
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Look, dude, no one's
asking you to fall in love.
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Okay, we're just here to have you, you know,
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forget about Sarah for a little while.
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That's all.
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Oh, my God, it's Sarah!
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CHUCK: What?!
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Wh-What do you mean, Sarah? My Sarah?
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Technically, she's single
if you think about it,
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you know, so, yes, your Sarah.
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And she's with Carina.
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You think she'd remember me?
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We did only go on that one date,
and very tall
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women have very short memories.
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You know what, okay, I'm gonna
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go and do a little spy work, buddy.
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Yeah, yeah. So, you go and get some drinks,
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and I'll kind of suss out
the situation with Carina.
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Hey!
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Hi, hi, Carina, long time.
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Wow, what a nice surprise.
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And Sarah, good to see you tonight.
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Sorry.
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Chuck, what are you doing here?
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Are you spying on me?
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I don't, uh, no.
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I'm just out here for an innocent evening
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with an old friend.
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Yeah, we're just out here
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soaking in the sights and sounds
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and whatever the evening may bring.
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Great. CHUCK: Great.
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Good. Hey!
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CARINA: Hey, baby.
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I'm so glad you're both here.
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This way, I can tell you our
great news at the same time.
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This is my fiance, Karl.
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Wow.
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Sarah Walker, my best friend.
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And Chuck, her boyfriend. Chuck.
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That's right, Chuck the
boyfriend, that's me.
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Glad to meet you guys, it really is.
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Yeah, yeah. You, too!
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Nice to meet you. Yeah, that's crazy.
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It's so nice to finally put a face
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to all the amazing stories
that we've heard for so long.
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Right, so long. Or short.
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Depending on the length of your courtship.
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It is really great to meet you.
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I mean, you're exactly
how Carina described you.
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To the tee.
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Thank you. Love really
has made me a better man.
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What about you, Chuck?
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What about me? Oh, love!
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Yeah, love, love is a
powerful tonic, is it not?
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Oh... KARL: I love you,
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smooshy. I love you, smoosh.
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I'm really sorry to cut this short, guys,
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but I've booked a romantic dinner for two.
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Go, do it, yeah.
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So, I'll meet you at the valet?
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Okay. I'll miss you, smoosh.
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Miss you more, smooshy.
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(kissing sounds)
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Okay, guys.
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Really good seeing you.
Yeah, nice to meet you.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Congratulations,
you guys seem really in love.
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Oh, Sarah, Carina,
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I hate to be the one to tell you this,
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Karl is not who you think he is.
He's a bad man, he's a...
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He's an arms dealer.
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Yeah, my mark. (chuckles)
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What, you think I'm an idiot?
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It's the cardinal rule:
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Spies don't fall in love.
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Welcome to your new mission.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(tires screeching)
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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* Na-na na-na na-na *
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(whimpers)
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Look who's back.
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Only thing that changes are the clothes.
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Everything's about to change, people!
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Bet you're wondering why I'm
wearing my Sunday finery.
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Because I am here to do my finest every day.
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Question is...
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Are you?
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Oh, that's not a rhetorical question.
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Yes, the answer is yes.
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Ham.
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With Emmett gone, Buy More has given me
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a second chance to manage here.
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I do not take that responsibility lightly.
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I've learned much from my business class
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at El Segundo School of Finance.
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I intend to apply that knowledge here.
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Did you know that the Japanese
have no word for "no"?
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730 ways to say "yes," but no worfor "no."
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When we are selling, we no longer understand
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the meaning of the word "no."
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No, Morgan.
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I do not have any more intel
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on the guy Carina left the club with.
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Okay, but I still have a shot here, right?
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I mean, she can't have
real feelings for this guy?
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That's a pretty safe assumption.
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Who is this, uh,
alleged female you reference?
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Just some girl.
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Carina's not just some girl, okay?
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She's basically a Swedish super-model.
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The country's greatest
export since Bjorn Borg.
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Well, people mistake me
for him all the time.
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We dated a couple years ago, hooked up.
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Now she's gone,
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we drifted apart.
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Eh, but she's back in town,
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I'm thinking about hitting that a.
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(chuckling): Okay.
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ere's no way that a girl like
you could ever get a woman
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like you're describing here, it seems...
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Funny though, 'cause if she wasn't into me,
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then what is she doing here?
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* *
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Hello, ma'am, can I help you with a computer
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or computer-related software?
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What are you doing here?
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You're needed downstairs, Agent Romeo.
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Wow, she seems really into you.
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Agent Miller has been working undercover
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for the CIA, playing the
girlfriend of suspected
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arms smuggler, Karl Stromberg.
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We've learned ten million
dollars was recently wired
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into Stromberg's account.
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We don't know what this weapon is,
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but someone's willing to
pay a lot of money for it.
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Well, we gotta get it before
it falls into enemy hands.
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Thanks for being on the case, Nancy Drew.
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My engagement party is
today at Karl's house.
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Sarah and Chuck will enter as my best friend
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and her loving boyfriend,
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the cover that they established at the club.
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Mr. Bartowski, that a problem?
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I'm cool.
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No problemo. And Casey
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will pose as my father.
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Check your math, sister,
I'll play your brother.
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That's a bit of a stretch, Colonel.
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Yeah, Casey, uh, I think you have dungarees
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that are older than Carina.
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Colonel, you will assume the identity
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of Agent Miller's uncle.
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Carina's father's much younger brother.
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Karl's storing the weapon in a gold case
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inside a vault room adjacent to his bedroom.
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During Karl's toast,
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Sarah and Chuck will slip out,
break in and apprehend it.
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He keeps the access key to the
secured area in his pants,
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which I can easily access.
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Oh, I'll bet you can.
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Karl also just installed a state-of-the-art
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security system in the vault room.
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So, I pe the two of you can
handle anything you find there.
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Uh, (clears throat) "any"
is kind of a broad word.
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Chuck is just being modest.
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His recent training has equipped him
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to handle any security obstacle.
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There won't be a problem.
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Better not be.
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This whole mission rides on you, Chuck.
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What a surprise.
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Carina is almost six feet of pure Swede.
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That's just over 182 centimeters
of Lapland, know what I mean?
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Stop it, Grimes, this is pathetic.
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As if a hot piece of tuchus like that
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would get anywhere near
dirty treife like you.
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I could totally nail that if I wanted it.
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If you're such a stallion, prove it.
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Ask her out.
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Now, listen, I know she's
kind of seeing someone, and...
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Mm, I didn't see a ring
on her perfect finger.
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Well, I'm slow-playing it.
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You snooze, you lose boobs.
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We checked out
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Chuck's calendar software,
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and we noticed that Ellie
and her pin-up husband
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are away at some doctor
thing for a few days.
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So, it's the perfect
time for us to throw you
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a housewarming party. Nah, I don't know...
262
00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:57,147
I'll even prepare my special punch.
263
00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:58,648
You'll have home field advantage.
264
00:10:58,716 --> 00:11:01,751
Are you ready to say yes, lover boy?
265
00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:06,254
Yes. Yes!
266
00:11:06,322 --> 00:11:07,589
Of course, yes! Yes!
267
00:11:07,656 --> 00:11:08,723
Carina will be there, too, by the way.
268
00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:10,124
Party is on, nerds!
269
00:11:10,192 --> 00:11:11,259
Party is on! Yeah!
270
00:11:11,326 --> 00:11:12,960
ALL: Party! Party!
271
00:11:13,028 --> 00:11:14,161
Party!
272
00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:18,598
All right, all right.
Let's take a look here, buddy.
273
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:20,633
Uh... Look at me.
274
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,234
Hmm...
275
00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:23,301
Neither.
276
00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:25,970
Um, why are you so dressed up? A date?
277
00:11:26,037 --> 00:11:27,171
Are you getting back together with Sarah?
278
00:11:27,238 --> 00:11:29,006
It's not a date and no.
279
00:11:29,073 --> 00:11:31,107
Oh, well, who is this not-date with?
280
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:34,077
(phone rings)
281
00:11:34,144 --> 00:11:35,912
Huh.
282
00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:37,780
You should answer that, maybe.
283
00:11:37,848 --> 00:11:39,181
Yeah, thanks.
284
00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:40,816
Hi.
285
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:43,052
Yeah. Almost out the door.
286
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,186
* *
287
00:12:09,443 --> 00:12:12,445
Hmm.
288
00:12:12,513 --> 00:12:15,181
Here. This charm bracelet looks like
289
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,815
what some sucker in love might wear.
290
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,083
Hmm? Uh...
291
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:21,019
No, it's not really my thing.
292
00:12:23,756 --> 00:12:25,090
You want to talk about
what happened with him?
293
00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:31,896
When we wrap this mission,
294
00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:33,698
maybe you should come with
me on my next assignment.
295
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:36,334
I know it's not Burbank, but, uh...
296
00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:38,669
We can make the best of Saint-Tropez.
297
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:40,738
Right?
298
00:12:44,009 --> 00:12:46,243
Do you ever wonder about a different life?
299
00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:47,444
u mean, like...
300
00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:48,879
if all this was real?
301
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:50,280
(chuckles)
302
00:12:50,348 --> 00:12:53,483
If we were really getting
ready for my engagement party?
303
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,485
Yeah.
304
00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:58,522
No. (cocks gun)
305
00:13:01,259 --> 00:13:02,592
Yeah. We're, uh, we'rlking a little.
306
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:04,160
Oh, good for you.
307
00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:06,395
That's good. I'm glad to hear it.
Is Cara going to be there?
308
00:13:06,463 --> 00:13:07,730
Have you seen my keys?
309
00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:08,898
'Cause I could come with. You know, uh,
310
00:13:08,966 --> 00:13:10,533
maybe just run a comb through my beard.
311
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,767
Takes two seconds.
312
00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,235
Uh, actually, it's not that kind of a party.
313
00:13:13,303 --> 00:13:14,537
Don't worry about it.
314
00:13:14,604 --> 00:13:18,540
Do me a favor, though.
Could you get this to her?
315
00:13:18,608 --> 00:13:20,042
Our invitation to our party.
316
00:13:20,110 --> 00:13:22,377
Please?
317
00:13:23,646 --> 00:13:25,882
Fine. I ll give Carina your fer
318
00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,119
if you find my keys.
319
00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:29,688
Right. Keys.
320
00:13:29,756 --> 00:13:31,256
I should have known.
321
00:13:31,324 --> 00:13:33,291
Mm-hmm-hmm. fun.
322
00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:38,764
SARAH: Congratulations.
323
00:13:38,831 --> 00:13:41,399
You two are going to have
the most amazing life.
324
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:42,701
CHUCK: You are a very lucky man, Karl.
325
00:13:42,768 --> 00:13:44,401
Thanks, Chuck. I'm sure you're going to be
326
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:45,970
next at the altar.
327
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:47,072
(both chuckling)
328
00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,106
I'd be the happiest gu in the world.
329
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:49,374
He really would be.
330
00:13:49,442 --> 00:13:50,542
(all laughing)
331
00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:54,979
Oh, sweetheart, I want to introduce you
332
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:56,180
to my uncle Johnny.
333
00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,349
Daddy's brother. Kid brother.
334
00:13:58,416 --> 00:13:59,516
Good to see you.
335
00:13:59,584 --> 00:14:01,185
It is great to finally meet
336
00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:02,786
one of Carina's family.
337
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:06,256
I'm not too sure about the...
resemblance, though.
338
00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:07,658
Oh, um...
339
00:14:07,725 --> 00:14:08,992
Daddy and Uncle Johnny share
340
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,627
the same thick neck and square head.
341
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:11,761
(chuckles)
342
00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:15,264
Ooh, bacon lamb chops, 12:00. There we go.
343
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,365
Thanks.
344
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,967
Master bedroom access point is at your 6:00.
345
00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:22,370
We'll move when the room is
distracted by the toasts.
346
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:23,804
Sarah, listen.
347
00:14:23,872 --> 00:14:25,942
I feel like there's been this-this thing...
348
00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:27,277
hanging over us.
349
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:29,045
You know, ever since Prague, and I mean,
350
00:14:29,113 --> 00:14:30,046
I miss you.
351
00:14:30,114 --> 00:14:31,147
(laughing)
352
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:32,415
Will you excuse us for a second?
353
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:34,150
Sure.
354
00:14:35,152 --> 00:14:36,619
I miss us. I miss this.
355
00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:38,287
Karl's on thmove. Wait.
356
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:40,890
Um, I'll be right there. Yeah.
357
00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:42,224
Look, what I'm trying to say
358
00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:43,959
is that even though we're on a mission,
359
00:14:44,027 --> 00:14:45,094
it feels good
360
00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:46,095
to hang out together,
361
00:14:46,163 --> 00:14:47,397
to talk as friends.
362
00:14:47,464 --> 00:14:48,932
You know, kind of like we did before.
363
00:14:50,234 --> 00:14:53,203
CARINA: What is he doing?
364
00:14:54,339 --> 00:14:55,506
Well, what do you think?
365
00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:57,842
It's just a cover, Chuck.
366
00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:07,013
What the hell are youdoing to m?
367
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:08,815
You and Sarah are supposed
to be a happy couple.
368
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:11,149
Look, ever since I got back from Prague,
369
00:15:11,217 --> 00:15:12,784
Sarah's been so cold.
370
00:15:12,852 --> 00:15:14,252
You idiot.
371
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,254
The reason Sarah's cold
is because she loves you.
372
00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:21,391
Now, get your head out of
your ass and go be a spy.
373
00:15:30,526 --> 00:15:32,162
Sarah, hey.
374
00:15:32,229 --> 00:15:33,597
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
375
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:35,297
Carina said something to me,
and I know it's not the best time,
376
00:15:35,365 --> 00:15:36,531
but I really need to talk to you.
377
00:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,465
Okay, Chuck, we need to
focus on the mission.
378
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:41,601
Carina's getting the key. Come on.
379
00:15:46,539 --> 00:15:48,840
I'll bet you know that
toast by heart now, hmm?
380
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,408
Yeah, pretty much, darling.
381
00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:52,777
You're going to do great, smoosh.
382
00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:55,279
Thank you, smooshy.
383
00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:59,049
Oh, what did a bloke like me
do to deserve someone like you?
384
00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:03,019
Okay. Should we do this?
385
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:04,453
Yes.
386
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:05,588
Let's do it.
387
00:16:05,656 --> 00:16:08,190
(clinking)
388
00:16:08,257 --> 00:16:10,759
I'd like to make a toast
to my beautibride-to-be.
389
00:16:13,161 --> 00:16:14,829
Since the first time I met Carina,
390
00:16:14,896 --> 00:16:16,263
I knew I'd found the woman
391
00:16:16,331 --> 00:16:18,398
I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.
392
00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:20,733
I've never met anyone more real,
393
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:23,202
more honest or more good.
394
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:26,471
Not never.
395
00:16:26,539 --> 00:16:30,942
A toast to the future Mrs. Stromberg.
396
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,743
ALL: Hear, hear.
397
00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:34,345
I love you, smooshy.
398
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:36,814
I love you, smoosh.
399
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,120
Um, is that it?
400
00:16:47,657 --> 00:16:50,558
Um, no. Also...
401
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:56,465
may-may our first child
be a masculine child.
402
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:57,766
ALL: Hear, hear.
403
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,236
Please, can we talk for just a quick second?
404
00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:03,905
No time.
405
00:17:03,972 --> 00:17:05,272
Carina, we just got to the vault.
406
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,940
SARAH (over earpiece):
We need more time. Wait!
407
00:17:08,509 --> 00:17:13,245
I just know that my uncle
Johnny's dying to say something.
408
00:17:13,313 --> 00:17:14,279
(chuckles)
409
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:16,948
KARL: Johnny, come on.
410
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,316
All right.
411
00:17:21,020 --> 00:17:24,123
I'm, I'm not ordinarily a man of many words.
412
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,125
Or any words, for that matter.
413
00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:29,629
But in this se, I'm willing
to make an exception.
414
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:33,366
I remember when I first
set eyes on sweet Carina.
415
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:36,135
I was practically just a boy
416
00:17:36,203 --> 00:17:38,804
when my big brother brought home
417
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:42,508
the most beautiful baby girl in the world.
418
00:17:42,576 --> 00:17:44,510
(sighs)
419
00:17:54,419 --> 00:17:56,287
No way.
420
00:17:56,355 --> 00:17:59,256
I'm so proud of the woman
that Carina has become.
421
00:17:59,324 --> 00:18:02,192
So beautiful, so giving.
422
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,361
So warm and kind.
423
00:18:04,428 --> 00:18:07,997
Approachable. So good at conversation.
424
00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:11,467
And all of thoselities
are reflected in the man
425
00:18:11,535 --> 00:18:15,138
that she's chose to be her life partner.
426
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,975
Sarah, there's no way.
I can't get around all these beams
427
00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:20,544
without setting the alarm off.
It's impossible.
428
00:18:20,611 --> 00:18:23,046
Okay, you can do this.
The Intersect can do this.
429
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:24,981
Just focus and don't ink of anything else.
430
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:26,683
Just relax.
431
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,618
Okay.
432
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,922
Relax. Okay.
433
00:18:38,796 --> 00:18:40,064
I'm not flashing, Sarah.
434
00:18:40,132 --> 00:18:41,033
Maybe if we could just talk
435
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,267
for a second... Okay, Chuck.
436
00:18:42,335 --> 00:18:44,636
I am right here, and we can talk
437
00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:45,970
about whatever you want to talk about later.
438
00:18:46,038 --> 00:18:48,573
We just have to get our
hands on that weapon first.
439
00:18:48,641 --> 00:18:50,875
We'll talk, I promise.
440
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,384
* *
441
00:19:29,645 --> 00:19:31,979
* *
442
00:19:52,132 --> 00:19:54,634
Okay. Now we can talk.
443
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:55,568
(alarm blares)
444
00:19:55,636 --> 00:19:58,371
Oh, no! Damn it.
445
00:19:58,438 --> 00:20:00,039
And I just know that if my brother
446
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,807
were still alive today, that...
447
00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:06,178
Well...
448
00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:09,448
He'd want to say, "Welcome to the family."
449
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,651
And, "Take care of our little girl."
450
00:20:12,719 --> 00:20:14,683
Don't worry, Uncle Johnny.
451
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,248
Deep breaths. Let it all out.
452
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,248
Yeah.
453
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,252
I don't like small spaces!
454
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,986
Just keep breathing, Chuck.
455
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:24,987
You're going to be fine.
456
00:20:25,055 --> 00:20:27,489
(hissing)
457
00:20:27,557 --> 00:20:31,059
Gas, gas, gas! There's gas in here!
458
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:33,161
Sarah, I'll be taking
exclusively short breaths
459
00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:34,395
from here on out!
460
00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:35,929
(beeping)
461
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,002
Okay. Hold on, Chuck.
I'm going to get you out of there.
462
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,078
Sarah!
463
00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:52,313
Sarah, I don't want to regret
464
00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,748
not telling you everything
I need to tell you.
465
00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:56,750
CHUCK: Look, I'm... I'm not a normal spy.
466
00:20:56,818 --> 00:20:58,118
You know that. I know that.
467
00:20:58,186 --> 00:21:01,018
I'm a... I'm a regular guy
who works at a Buy More.
468
00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:05,784
And the decision that I made in Prague...
469
00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:08,653
I know what it looks like.
470
00:21:08,721 --> 00:21:10,121
I know that it looks like I cho being a spy
471
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:11,823
over being with you,
but that's not what happened.
472
00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:13,891
(gas hissing)
473
00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,293
How I felt about you was real.
474
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,094
Very, very real.
475
00:21:20,597 --> 00:21:22,565
And I know that you know how...
476
00:21:22,632 --> 00:21:24,666
how I felt about you for a long time.
477
00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,901
You know that when Carina
told me what you said...
478
00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:29,070
(grunts)
479
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:31,672
Those three words that I've
waited to hear for so long...
480
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,907
Look, Sarah, I know...
481
00:21:33,975 --> 00:21:36,609
I know you were probably kind of hurt...
482
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:39,211
You were probably hurt
483
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:41,480
that I didn't run away with you in Prague.
484
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:48,886
(beeps)
485
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:51,554
A toast... to Karl and Carina.
486
00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:54,589
Their love is an inspiration to us all.
487
00:21:54,656 --> 00:21:56,357
ALL: Hear, hear.
488
00:21:57,225 --> 00:21:58,225
Sarah...
489
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,394
I love you.
490
00:22:12,054 --> 00:22:13,889
BECKMAN (over monitor):
Good job recovering the weapon.
491
00:22:14,157 --> 00:22:15,824
How is the asset doing?
492
00:22:15,891 --> 00:22:16,958
He'll live.
493
00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:18,259
What is this thing, General?
494
00:22:18,327 --> 00:22:21,195
I've never seen a weapon like it before.
495
00:22:21,263 --> 00:22:24,398
That informati is above ur
pay grade, Colonel Casey.
496
00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:26,734
Agent Miller wilturn it to Langley
497
00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:28,535
on her way out to her next assignment.
498
00:22:28,603 --> 00:22:30,304
You never saw it.
499
00:22:33,007 --> 00:22:35,642
They wouldn't tell me either.
500
00:22:38,446 --> 00:22:40,413
Hey, Walker.
501
00:22:41,382 --> 00:22:42,482
I'm leaving tonight
502
00:22:42,550 --> 00:22:43,683
for Saint-Tropez.
503
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:46,053
Did you think about my offer?
504
00:22:46,121 --> 00:22:48,088
I'm still considering it.
505
00:22:52,426 --> 00:22:53,626
* *
506
00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:01,801
Agent Walker?
507
00:23:01,869 --> 00:23:03,336
everything okay?
508
00:23:03,404 --> 00:23:04,471
It's about Chuck's safety.
509
00:23:04,539 --> 00:23:07,440
I thought he just needed some sleep.
510
00:23:07,508 --> 00:23:09,442
Well, it's about me managing Chuck
511
00:23:09,509 --> 00:23:11,143
and keeping his emotions in check
512
00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:12,778
so that the Intersect can work.
513
00:23:12,846 --> 00:23:13,913
I'm beginning to think I'm more
514
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,181
a part of the problem than the solution.
515
00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:16,782
And I think a different agent
516
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,150
might have more success
517
00:23:18,218 --> 00:23:19,285
in training him.
518
00:23:19,352 --> 00:23:21,053
Let me be clear, Agent Walker.
519
00:23:21,121 --> 00:23:24,490
I don't know or want to know
what happened between you two.
520
00:23:24,557 --> 00:23:27,526
But this is your job,
and Chuck's safety depends on you.
521
00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:30,562
So get over it and teach
him how to be a real spy.
522
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:40,370
Well, time to train, Chuck.
523
00:23:40,438 --> 00:23:42,840
(switch clicks) Let's go.
524
00:23:45,343 --> 00:23:46,476
Lives are on the line.
525
00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:48,645
We need to get the 2.0 working right.
526
00:23:48,712 --> 00:23:50,947
If you want to be a real spy,
you need to act like one.
527
00:23:51,014 --> 00:23:52,681
(grunts)
528
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,183
I am a real spy.
529
00:23:55,251 --> 00:23:57,553
A real spy
530
00:23:57,621 --> 00:23:59,622
would have flashed on e Bo.
531
00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,190
Been able to defend himself.
532
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:05,759
(grunts loudly)
533
00:24:05,827 --> 00:24:06,861
Come on, Chuck. Thprogram
534
00:24:06,928 --> 00:24:08,529
is in the 2.0. You can do this.
535
00:24:08,596 --> 00:24:10,330
It doesn't work, okay? It's not working.
536
00:24:10,398 --> 00:24:12,032
I'm, I'm, I'm too emotional.
537
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,868
But if we could just talk rick.
538
00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:15,603
You need to learn to ignore your emotions.
539
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:16,637
Spies do not have feelings.
540
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,072
Feelings get you killed.
541
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,541
You need to learn to bury
them in a place deep inside.
542
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:26,347
Sarah, stop.
543
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:31,352
Come on, flash! Show me your attack skills!
544
00:24:33,987 --> 00:24:36,722
Come on, Chuck, flash! Show me!
545
00:24:40,893 --> 00:24:42,560
No. Why not?!
546
00:24:42,628 --> 00:24:45,396
Because I don't want to hurt you.
547
00:24:50,002 --> 00:24:52,803
Don't worry, Chuck, you can't.
548
00:25:05,913 --> 00:25:07,914
Yeah, I've been tracking her all morning.
549
00:25:07,982 --> 00:25:09,682
She's in Burbank.
550
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:12,317
Hey, buddy, seeing as how you
didn't come home last night,
551
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:13,985
I'll assume everything
went great with Sarah.
552
00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:15,019
Nice work. Nice.
553
00:25:15,087 --> 00:25:16,453
Listen, I need to know
554
00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:18,187
if you gave the flyer to Carina, though,
555
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,888
'cause I really need her to this party.
556
00:25:19,956 --> 00:25:21,356
My whole reputation is at stake here.
557
00:25:21,424 --> 00:25:23,124
Charles can't save you
from this lie, Morgan,
558
00:25:23,191 --> 00:25:24,992
not this time.
559
00:25:25,059 --> 00:25:28,561
A humiliation like this will
leave a deep lasting scar.
560
00:25:28,629 --> 00:25:29,764
I know.
561
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:32,805
Hmm. Hmm.
562
00:25:39,812 --> 00:25:41,446
That the girl you fancy, son?
563
00:25:41,514 --> 00:25:43,849
"Fancy" is not a big enough word.
564
00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,918
I don't think she's gonna age to come
565
00:25:45,985 --> 00:25:47,419
to this party, though.
566
00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:51,156
And I, uh, I exaggerated
about my relationship
567
00:25:51,224 --> 00:25:52,224
with Carina to the guys.
568
00:25:52,292 --> 00:25:54,860
And truth is...
569
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:57,395
I don't think she even knows my real name.
570
00:25:57,463 --> 00:25:58,997
Fine fish like that don't swim
571
00:25:59,064 --> 00:26:00,731
in a man like yours' ocean very often.
572
00:26:00,798 --> 00:26:02,065
Question is, are you gonna toss
573
00:26:02,132 --> 00:26:03,766
your hook in the water or cut bait?
574
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:08,571
Remember, 730 words in the
Japanese language for "yes."
575
00:26:08,639 --> 00:26:10,173
You just need her toay one.
576
00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,809
Right, right. Thank you so much.
577
00:26:12,877 --> 00:26:15,145
Thank you. CARINA: Martin...
578
00:26:15,213 --> 00:26:16,813
I need a favor.
579
00:26:16,881 --> 00:26:18,315
My laptop broke.
580
00:26:18,382 --> 00:26:20,250
Would you give this to Chuck?
581
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,391
On one condition, okay?
582
00:26:28,459 --> 00:26:30,761
You come to my party.
583
00:26:30,828 --> 00:26:32,829
Fine. Whatever.
584
00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:35,031
Just promise you'll give it to Chuck.
585
00:26:50,514 --> 00:26:52,749
KARL: Smooshy...
586
00:26:52,816 --> 00:26:54,350
you haven't been returning my calls.
587
00:26:54,418 --> 00:26:56,886
I was starting to think
you've been getting cold feet.
588
00:26:59,422 --> 00:27:00,856
What's going on, Smoosh?
589
00:27:00,924 --> 00:27:06,528
Last night somebody stole
something very valuable from me.
590
00:27:06,596 --> 00:27:10,332
Now I'm thinking you're
not who you say you are.
591
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,600
I'm thinking
592
00:27:11,668 --> 00:27:12,935
you're a spy.
593
00:27:13,002 --> 00:27:14,770
A spy?
594
00:27:14,837 --> 00:27:16,104
Well, that's ridiculous.
595
00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,140
It'se, Smoosh.
596
00:27:18,207 --> 00:27:20,542
I love you!
597
00:27:22,445 --> 00:27:25,680
I'm not like Carina, some coldhearted spy
598
00:27:25,748 --> 00:27:27,048
who throws around words like "love."
599
00:27:27,116 --> 00:27:30,819
I'm gonna kill you, Chuck Bartowski.
600
00:27:30,886 --> 00:27:33,054
No, Carina, I'm gonna kill Chuck.
601
00:27:33,122 --> 00:27:34,655
But don't worry, Smooshy,
602
00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:35,923
you're next.
603
00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:55,371
Good news, buddy.
604
00:27:55,439 --> 00:27:57,406
Your girl is here. She is?
605
00:27:57,474 --> 00:27:58,374
Mm-hmm.
606
00:27:58,441 --> 00:28:00,042
(clears throat) Of course she is.
607
00:28:00,110 --> 00:28:02,177
What did I tell you, huh?
608
00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:03,345
Right.
609
00:28:17,419 --> 00:28:18,819
And she showed up
610
00:28:18,887 --> 00:28:21,524
with four guys and no beer.
611
00:28:21,591 --> 00:28:22,726
Thanks a lot.
612
00:28:22,794 --> 00:28:24,761
Now our party's a sausage fest.
613
00:28:26,131 --> 00:28:29,866
Lo... ser.
614
00:28:32,036 --> 00:28:33,402
So, what's the news on Carina?
615
00:28:33,470 --> 00:28:34,604
Anything I can do to help?
616
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,938
Every branch of U.S. intelligence
617
00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,239
is looking for her, Chuck.
618
00:28:37,307 --> 00:28:38,374
America's best and brightest
619
00:28:38,441 --> 00:28:40,710
are on the case, so you can just sit tight.
620
00:28:45,015 --> 00:28:47,382
Is this the Chuck Bartowski apartment?
621
00:28:47,450 --> 00:28:48,951
Well, it's kind of both of ours. I got this.
622
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,552
This is VIP only, gentleman.
623
00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,754
Martin, where's Chuck and Sarah?
624
00:28:52,822 --> 00:28:54,756
Um, on the way, I guess.
625
00:28:54,824 --> 00:28:56,691
I see you brought some of your... relatives?
626
00:28:56,759 --> 00:28:58,260
Call Chuck. Tell him I'm here.
627
00:28:58,327 --> 00:29:00,095
Okay. Whoa, comrade. Ow!
628
00:29:00,162 --> 00:29:02,431
Did I not save the odd hippie?
629
00:29:02,498 --> 00:29:04,432
Ha, ha! I'm gonna allow that one.
630
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,702
Boys, easy, easy.
You don't want to get physical.
631
00:29:06,769 --> 00:29:09,271
(phone rings)
632
00:29:09,339 --> 00:29:10,973
Hey, buddy.
633
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,040
Hey, where are you?
634
00:29:12,108 --> 00:29:13,041
Uh, I'm kind of in the middle
635
00:29:13,109 --> 00:29:14,042
of something right now.
636
00:29:14,110 --> 00:29:15,144
Yeah, just hold on a second.
637
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:16,712
I need your advice about Carina.
638
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,448
What about Carina?
639
00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:19,716
She's here.
640
00:29:19,783 --> 00:29:21,050
I took Big Mike's advice
641
00:29:21,118 --> 00:29:22,551
from the El Segundo School of Finance
642
00:29:22,619 --> 00:29:24,320
and asked her to come to the party.
643
00:29:24,388 --> 00:29:26,589
She said yes.
644
00:29:26,657 --> 00:29:28,958
So you're telling me that Carina
is at our apartment right now?
645
00:29:29,026 --> 00:29:31,161
Yes, but that's not the problem.
646
00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:33,397
She shows up with her boyfriend
and three Aqua Velvas.
647
00:29:33,465 --> 00:29:35,132
throwing everybody around.
You know, I can't...
648
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,268
Can you believe it?
649
00:29:37,336 --> 00:29:39,270
Yeah. Yeah, I can believe it.
650
00:29:39,338 --> 00:29:41,473
She humiliated me in front of my friends,
651
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,642
and I think I gotta go tell her off.
652
00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:46,444
No, no, no! No, Morgan. Stay away!
653
00:29:46,512 --> 00:29:47,678
Why?
654
00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:49,513
Because it's dangerous...
655
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,448
...ly uncool.
656
00:29:51,516 --> 00:29:53,784
Women love mystery, buddy.
You gotta, you gotta be aloof.
657
00:29:53,852 --> 00:29:55,652
Promise me that you will stay away.
658
00:29:55,720 --> 00:30:00,790
Yeah, all right, whatever.
I'll try it your way. Thanks.
659
00:30:04,362 --> 00:30:06,830
Those studs inside are
gonna ruin our chances
660
00:30:06,898 --> 00:30:09,165
with the medium-hot chicks
from Underpants Unlimited.
661
00:30:09,233 --> 00:30:11,701
We don't stand a chance, Jeffrey.
662
00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:15,771
Been drinking this jail juice
since I was in diapers.
663
00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:18,174
Built up a tolerance.
664
00:30:18,241 --> 00:30:20,175
I'll challenge them to a drinking contest,
665
00:30:20,243 --> 00:30:23,846
they'll pass out.
666
00:30:23,914 --> 00:30:28,650
By process of elimination,
we land the ladies.
667
00:30:28,718 --> 00:30:30,185
I love it!
668
00:30:32,689 --> 00:30:35,057
Bottoms up, fellas! Grab your own.
669
00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:36,058
Help yourselves.
670
00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,893
Oh, hey, Skip.
671
00:30:38,928 --> 00:30:39,528
Thank you.
672
00:30:39,595 --> 00:30:40,529
(grunts)
673
00:30:40,597 --> 00:30:42,197
Hey, watch that guy!
674
00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:46,401
LESTER: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, easy,
easy, gentlemen, gentle-men.
675
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,636
It's okay, easy!
676
00:30:47,704 --> 00:30:49,571
He's just hammered.
677
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:50,672
Get him out!
678
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:52,074
Easy, gentle giants.
679
00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:54,843
I plan on joining him at
the bottom of this glass.
680
00:30:54,911 --> 00:30:56,177
Gentlemen, lift up your skirts
681
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,645
and start your engines.
682
00:30:57,713 --> 00:30:59,547
Well put, Jeffrey.
683
00:31:06,822 --> 00:31:08,122
You know what?
684
00:31:11,927 --> 00:31:14,563
Jefferson, no need to waste these.
685
00:31:14,630 --> 00:31:16,497
To you, my friend.
686
00:31:20,768 --> 00:31:22,135
(cup hits floor)
687
00:31:22,203 --> 00:31:23,403
Mom used to...
688
00:31:27,675 --> 00:31:29,842
Guy's got no tolerance.
689
00:31:40,254 --> 00:31:44,690
It's nice to see you think so
much of the ring I bought you.
690
00:31:44,757 --> 00:31:47,192
You try anything like that again,
691
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:50,296
and I'll kill you right here, Smooshy.
692
00:32:01,709 --> 00:32:03,176
Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa!
693
00:32:03,244 --> 00:32:04,511
Hey, stop-stop-stop! What are you thinking?
694
00:32:04,578 --> 00:32:05,912
You can't just go out there blasting.
695
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:07,914
All of my friends are out here!
Half the mall is out there!
696
00:32:07,981 --> 00:32:09,917
Got a better plan, Bartowski?
697
00:32:09,985 --> 00:32:11,922
As a matter of fact, I do.
Carina is still alive,
698
00:32:11,989 --> 00:32:14,123
which means she hasn't
given Karl the case yet,
699
00:32:14,191 --> 00:32:16,426
which means we have something
to negotiate with peacefully.
700
00:32:16,493 --> 00:32:18,828
Chuck's right. The question is,
where's the weapon?
701
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:21,564
MORGAN: Unbelievable.
Cuddling with my girl in my house!
702
00:32:23,601 --> 00:32:25,469
All right. That's it.
703
00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:29,839
Bearded bogey incoming.
704
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:31,473
* *
705
00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:32,540
Martin.
706
00:32:34,043 --> 00:32:35,042
Did you speak to Chuck?
707
00:32:39,113 --> 00:32:41,014
First things first.
708
00:32:41,081 --> 00:32:42,315
My name is not Martin.
709
00:32:42,382 --> 00:32:43,482
It's Morgan.
710
00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:46,018
Morgan Guillermo Grimes. Memorize it.
711
00:32:46,086 --> 00:32:47,620
MORGAN: Okay, number two.
712
00:32:47,687 --> 00:32:49,121
Just because you're a
beautiful woman that I'd give
713
00:32:49,189 --> 00:32:51,523
a non-vital organ to make love to,
doesn't give you the right
714
00:32:51,591 --> 00:32:52,557
to just show up here with this clown...
715
00:32:52,625 --> 00:32:53,558
Wait a minute....and humiliate me
716
00:32:53,626 --> 00:32:54,526
in front of my friends.
717
00:32:55,428 --> 00:32:56,361
Who is this todger?
718
00:32:56,429 --> 00:32:57,595
You got to be kidding me.
719
00:32:57,663 --> 00:32:59,130
Seriously, do me a favor. Take a hike.
720
00:32:59,198 --> 00:33:01,132
And take the slabs of beef with you.
721
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,968
You don't have time to deal
with a dead body, sweetheart.
722
00:33:04,036 --> 00:33:06,170
Okay.
723
00:33:06,238 --> 00:33:07,238
Move out, boys.
724
00:33:07,306 --> 00:33:08,339
Yeah, back it up, bitches.
725
00:33:08,407 --> 00:33:10,241
What?!
726
00:33:10,309 --> 00:33:12,209
Morgan, maybe you should leave. Yeah.
727
00:33:12,277 --> 00:33:14,545
Uh, my house, my party.
I think you need to leave.
728
00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:16,514
Yeah, that's right, hottie. Bounce.
729
00:33:16,581 --> 00:33:17,882
All right? Fun fact for you.
730
00:33:17,949 --> 00:33:20,718
730 words in the Japanese
language for the word "yes."
731
00:33:20,785 --> 00:33:22,086
No word for no.
732
00:33:22,153 --> 00:33:23,653
But if there was a Japanese word for no,
733
00:33:23,721 --> 00:33:25,255
I'd be saying it to you right now.
734
00:33:25,323 --> 00:33:26,556
Instead, I'll leave you with this.
735
00:33:26,624 --> 00:33:28,091
Sayonara.
736
00:33:28,158 --> 00:33:30,426
You want Chuck to have this?
737
00:33:30,494 --> 00:33:32,395
ALL: No!
738
00:33:32,463 --> 00:33:33,596
Give it to him yourself.
739
00:33:34,999 --> 00:33:36,799
I'm done.
740
00:33:36,867 --> 00:33:38,100
* *
741
00:33:39,736 --> 00:33:43,606
Let's go. Don't let the door hit
you on the ass on the way...
742
00:33:46,675 --> 00:33:48,876
No one's ever said no to me before.
743
00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,911
CASEY: Idiot.
744
00:33:50,978 --> 00:33:52,912
Now they have both Carina and the weapon.
745
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:54,213
No negotiating now.
746
00:33:54,281 --> 00:33:55,381
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
747
00:33:55,449 --> 00:33:56,582
There's still got to be something.
748
00:33:56,650 --> 00:33:57,850
There's got to be a contingency plan
749
00:33:57,918 --> 00:34:00,418
in case enemy agents
infiltrate my apartment, right?
750
00:34:00,486 --> 00:34:01,686
Like a button that you push that calls
751
00:34:01,754 --> 00:34:03,588
the cavalry, so they can swoop
in and clear everyone out?
752
00:34:03,656 --> 00:34:05,724
Where's the button? Me. (cocks gun)
753
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,225
I'm the button.
754
00:34:07,293 --> 00:34:09,327
* *
755
00:34:19,304 --> 00:34:20,237
CASEY: Break it up.
756
00:34:20,305 --> 00:34:21,272
Party's over.
757
00:34:21,340 --> 00:34:22,673
Damn kids.
758
00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:24,175
Get out of here!
(record scratches, music stops)
759
00:34:24,242 --> 00:34:25,242
(crowd screaming)
760
00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:27,244
That's it. Go on. Get out of here!
761
00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:28,513
You, too.
762
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:29,814
Get out!
763
00:34:38,490 --> 00:34:40,524
Here. You're going to need a weapon.
764
00:34:40,591 --> 00:34:41,525
No. No guns.
765
00:34:41,592 --> 00:34:43,326
I hate guns-- you know that.
766
00:34:45,296 --> 00:34:46,897
Think of it as a Bo.
767
00:34:59,343 --> 00:35:01,510
Sorry to disturb your sleep, sir.
768
00:35:02,546 --> 00:35:04,179
No problem.
769
00:35:06,816 --> 00:35:08,283
Drop your weapons!
770
00:35:10,653 --> 00:35:12,921
Put it down.
771
00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:14,556
KARL: I should have known
772
00:35:14,624 --> 00:35:16,559
by your paint- peeling speech
773
00:35:16,626 --> 00:35:18,794
that Uncle Johnny was a narc, too.
774
00:35:18,862 --> 00:35:19,996
Drop the gun, lover boy.
775
00:35:20,063 --> 00:35:22,231
I'm having the worst day of my life,
776
00:35:22,299 --> 00:35:24,867
so I don't give a fat crap.
777
00:35:26,837 --> 00:35:27,837
Sarah, drop your guns.
778
00:35:27,904 --> 00:35:28,938
Casey, drop your guns.
779
00:35:29,006 --> 00:35:30,072
Huh?
780
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,540
Trust me.
781
00:35:42,419 --> 00:35:44,553
Get their guns.
782
00:35:56,528 --> 00:35:57,862
(groans)
783
00:36:09,539 --> 00:36:10,839
Let her go, Karl.
784
00:36:10,906 --> 00:36:12,273
You shoot me, I shoot her.
785
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:13,675
KARL: I don't care.
786
00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:16,810
Bitch has broken my heart.
787
00:36:16,878 --> 00:36:17,844
She dies.
788
00:36:17,912 --> 00:36:19,546
I get it, man. I get it, okay?
789
00:36:21,915 --> 00:36:23,348
You took a chance.
790
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:24,616
You-you loved someone,
791
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,283
maybe for the first time in your life.
792
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,119
All you've ever done before is...
793
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:29,721
is shut off your feelings.
794
00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,456
You-you bury them deep down inde
795
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,624
because, in your profession-
in your line of work--
796
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,060
it's a liability, right? It's...
797
00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:40,030
It can... it can certainly be a liability.
798
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,533
CHUCK: And I know...
799
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,836
I know that you think that
you messed up your life
800
00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:47,904
because you opened up your heart,
801
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:49,273
but maybe you helped her
802
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:51,909
open up her heart in the process.
803
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:56,180
Maybe because you loved her...
804
00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,951
...she's learned how to love, too.
805
00:37:04,722 --> 00:37:06,456
He's right, Karl.
806
00:37:06,524 --> 00:37:08,692
I did fall in love with you.
807
00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,361
Maybe at first you were just an assignment,
808
00:37:11,429 --> 00:37:13,363
but not anymore.
809
00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:17,901
Really?
810
00:37:17,968 --> 00:37:19,903
(groaning)
811
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,209
Yeah, right, stupid.
812
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,212
Spies don't fall in love.
813
00:37:58,532 --> 00:38:01,134
Don't touch it, Mr. Bartowski.
814
00:38:01,202 --> 00:38:03,736
Uh, I was just thinking that
maybe if I looked at it,
815
00:38:03,804 --> 00:38:04,871
I could flash.
816
00:38:04,939 --> 00:38:06,339
No, thank you, Chuck.
817
00:38:06,407 --> 00:38:08,908
All I need to know is that
it's now back in safe hands.
818
00:38:08,976 --> 00:38:10,143
Colonel Casey will stay with it
819
00:38:10,211 --> 00:38:12,112
until a team arrives to secure it.
820
00:38:12,179 --> 00:38:13,446
That is all.
821
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,256
We can't keep this a secret anymore.
822
00:38:21,323 --> 00:38:23,224
It's too dangerous.
823
00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:25,026
We need to tell them.
824
00:38:25,094 --> 00:38:27,329
They need to be prepared.
825
00:38:27,396 --> 00:38:29,965
Shaw...
826
00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:32,335
please.
827
00:38:32,403 --> 00:38:33,837
(door closing)
828
00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:50,085
I'm listening,
829
00:38:50,153 --> 00:38:51,952
if there's something that you want to say.
830
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:54,917
I'm sure there's somewhere
else that you'd rather be.
831
00:38:54,985 --> 00:38:56,583
No. I'm good here.
832
00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:58,383
For now.
833
00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:06,024
You're right-- I'm not a real spy.
834
00:39:06,092 --> 00:39:09,228
I'm... I'm emotional,
and that makes me a liability.
835
00:39:09,295 --> 00:39:10,495
Not always.
836
00:39:10,563 --> 00:39:13,298
You might not have flashed,
but you did your job.
837
00:39:13,365 --> 00:39:15,766
You got to Karl, and you talked him down,
838
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,668
and if it weren't for your emotions,
839
00:39:17,736 --> 00:39:19,136
he would've killed Carina.
840
00:39:22,906 --> 00:39:24,372
It's quite a mess we made.
841
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:27,808
Yeah.
842
00:39:27,876 --> 00:39:30,677
I'm really hoping we can
clean it up, though.
843
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,745
Maybe.
844
00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:35,048
But you're on your own with the courtyard.
845
00:39:35,115 --> 00:39:37,116
I'll see you at work tomorrow.
846
00:39:40,886 --> 00:39:42,086
Morgan.
847
00:39:44,122 --> 00:39:46,190
CHUCK: Dude, I'm all alone,
848
00:39:46,257 --> 00:39:48,559
cleaning up your mess.
849
00:39:50,361 --> 00:39:52,963
This better have been worth it, buddy.
850
00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:55,064
* *
851
00:40:02,905 --> 00:40:04,172
Wow.
852
00:40:05,207 --> 00:40:06,607
Wow.
853
00:40:08,343 --> 00:40:09,576
Why did you...?
854
00:40:09,644 --> 00:40:10,710
Mmm.
855
00:40:10,778 --> 00:40:14,114
No one's ever said no to me before.
856
00:40:14,182 --> 00:40:15,549
It's sexy.
857
00:40:17,752 --> 00:40:18,985
Was I...?
858
00:40:19,053 --> 00:40:20,820
Or was it...?
859
00:40:20,888 --> 00:40:22,888
Mmm. I've had better.
860
00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:24,723
Yeah, of course.
861
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:25,857
But not many.
862
00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,959
* *
863
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,632
So...
864
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,968
Saint-Tropez doesn't sound appealing to you?
865
00:40:38,035 --> 00:40:39,903
Oh. Incredibly.
866
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:42,005
But I think I'm going to stay here.
867
00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:43,940
At least for now.
868
00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:47,377
I thought you'd say that.
869
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,780
Here. A little going-away present.
870
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,316
You should take a look at it.
871
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,152
Okay.
872
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,288
So, I guess I'll see you around, huh?
873
00:40:58,356 --> 00:40:59,689
Yeah.
874
00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,524
(speaking Swedish)
875
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,093
(speaking Polish)
876
00:41:15,905 --> 00:41:17,772
Look, Sarah, I know...
877
00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:20,842
I know that you're probably very hurt.
878
00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:22,076
You're probably hurt
879
00:41:22,144 --> 00:41:24,646
that I didn't run away with you in Prague.
880
00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,914
I did that, and I'm... I'm sorry.
881
00:41:26,982 --> 00:41:30,986
You have to know that you were
everything that I ever wanted.
882
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:33,521
But how can I do that?
How could I run away with you?
883
00:41:33,589 --> 00:41:34,956
How could I be with you, knowing
884
00:41:35,024 --> 00:41:36,591
what I'd turned my back on, you know?
885
00:41:36,658 --> 00:41:39,627
Knowing that what I had in my
head could help a lot of people?
886
00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:45,366
And you're the one that taught me that...
887
00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:48,268
that being a spy is about
choosing something bigger.
888
00:41:48,336 --> 00:41:51,338
It's... it's about putting aside
your own personal feelings
889
00:41:51,406 --> 00:41:53,774
for the greater good,
and that's what I choose.
890
00:41:53,841 --> 00:41:57,444
I chose to be a spy for my
friends and my family and you.
891
00:41:58,479 --> 00:42:01,882
I chose to be a spy because...
892
00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:04,751
Sarah, I love you.
893
00:42:04,819 --> 00:42:14,754
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