Appalappachia.
Say it again. Appalappachia.
Appalappa- -chia!
Appalappachia. Appalappachia.
What a beautiful word.
- Beautiful word, beautiful world. - Aah!
Appalappachia, voted number-2 planet
in the top-10 greatest destinations
for the discerning intergalactic traveler.
Why couldn't we go to number 1?
It's hideous! Everyone goes to number 1.
Planet of the coffee shops.
Appalappachia -- I give you sunsets;
spires; Soaring, silver colonnades.
I give you --
ahh!
Doors.
Doors. Yes,I mean, I give you doors.
But, on the other side of those doors,
I give you sunsets; Spires;
soaring, silver colonnades.
Have you seen my phone?
Your phone?
Yeah. Your mobile telephone. I bring you
to a paradise planet 2 billion light-years from Earth,
and you want to update... Twitter?
Sunsets; Spires; Soaring, silver colonnades.
It's a camera phone.
On the counter, by the DVDs.
Thank you.
How do we get in?
I don't know. Push a button.
Okay, so, raincheck on the soaring, silver colonnades.
Yeah.
It's a magnifying glass.
Hey, hey, it's locked.
Yeah, push the button.
Rory?
Come on, Amy.
Great.
Where is she?
Where, on wherever we are, is my wife?
Rory.
I think I've found her.
What do you mean, you found her?
Whoa! But -- no -- but --
but she's not -- she's not here!
I can see her, but she's not here.
Where am I?
In fact, where are you?
Whoa.
Hand! Hello, hand. Robot with hands, Rory.
Welcome to the Two-Streams facility.
Will you be visiting long?
Uh, Doctor, something's happening.
Amy?!
Ah! Stay calm, stay still!
Uh, time's gone wobbly.
I hate it when it does that.
Will you be visiting long?
Good question. Bit sinister.
What's the answer to not get us killed?
It's okay, I've got you, you're fine.
Will you be visiting long?
Doctor, a little help, Doctor!
And where have you been?
What do I tell it?! I've been here a week.
A week?! A week?!
I'm so sorry.
Aha! Same room, different times. Two different timestreams,
running parallel, but at different speeds.
Amy! You're in a faster timestream.
Doctor, it's going again!
Doctor! Amy!
Doctor!
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Come on, come on.
Gotcha! There.
Stabilized. Settled. Shh!
- Why has this got hands? - Organic skin.
Ultimate universal interface.
Grown and grafted, not born.
I mean, it's actually seeing with its fingers,
scanning the room. But why not just give it eyes?
- Will you be visiting long? - As long as it takes.
Amy, what, exactly, did you do?
Well, I just came in and I pressed the door button.
Ohh!
Amy, there are two buttons,
the green anchor and the Red Waterfall.
Which one did you push?
I pushed the Red Waterfall.
Great.
We'll get you out.
Amy?
Ugh!
I pressed Red Waterfall and she wasn't there!
Okay, so you can't follow her directly.
You know, it's never simple! Did you hear that, Handbot?
She pressed the wrong button, that's all.
We're aliens! We didn't know!
Statement...
Rejected.
Appalappachia is
under planetwide quarantine.
This is a kindness facility
for those infected with Chen 7.
What?
Chen 7, hmm?
The one-day plague.
What, you get it for a day?
No, you get it and you die in a day.
There are 40,000 residents
in the Two-Streams facility.
Please remain in the sterile areas.
Visiting hours are now.
Sterile area.
I'm safe.
What about me?!
Chen 7 only affects 2-hearted races,
like Appalappachians.
- And Time Lords. - Yeah, like me.
Walk into that facility, I'm dead in a day.
Time is faster on Amy's side of the glass.
Uh...Amy, you said you'd been here a week.
What did you eat?
Nothing. I wasn't hungry.
No, because all that red-waterfall time
is compressed, that's the point of the time glass --
it syncs up the two timestreams for visits.
You could be in here for a day
and watch them live out their entire lives.
And watch them grow old in front of your eyes?
That's horrible.
No, Rory, it's kind.
You've got a choice -- sit by their bedside
for 24 hours and watch them die,
or sit in here for 24 hours
and watch them live.
Which would you choose?
Doctor!
Doctor, no, don't leave me.
I'm here, Amy. I'm right here.
Where are you?
Am I looking at you?
Turn left, just a fraction.
Bit more.
Stop.
That's it.
Eye-to-eye?
Eye-to-eye- to-eye.
Hello.
Amy, I'm taking the timeglass back
to the TARDIS, like satnav.
I can use it to get a lock on you, then
smash through, using the TARDIS, to get you out.
Until then, you're on your own.
What are you doing? Locking it on to Amy.
Small act of vandalism.
No one will mind.
Ah! That would be the "small act of vandalism" alarm.
Amy, I need you to go into the facility, just for a bit.
Find somewhere safe and leave me a sign.
Remember: You're immune to Chen 7,
but don't let them give you anything.
They don't know you're alien.
Their kindness will kill you. Now, go.
Rory.
- Hmm? - I love you.
Now, save me. Go on.
Oh!
This is locked on to Amy, permanently.
Play the signal into the console,
the TARDIS will follow it.
Now, then, I know you're in here.
Um -- um --
ha-ha!
- How do I look?! - Ridiculous.
Glasses are cool, see?
Oh! Yes. Hello, handsome man.
Oh, hello.
Hello. Rorycam.
Huh? Oh, you can see what I see.
We're breaking in to Two-Streams.
Now, I can't go in there. The Chen 7 will kill me.
No regeneration.
You will be my eyes and ears.
- Rorycam. Rescue Amy. - Mm-hmm.
- Got it. - That's the spirit.
Now, smashing through a timewall could get a bit hairy.
Is it safe? Dunno. Never tried.
Best hold on to something.
Ah!
What the...?
Welcome to the Two-Streams facility.
Who are you and why can't I see you?
I am the interface between yourself
and the systems of the Two-Streams facility.
I will be your guide,
your teacher, your friend.
Welcome to Two-Streams.
What is your name,
please?
Amy. Amy Pond.
Welcome, Amy Pond.
I see you're traveling alone.
As a resident,
you will now have access to all of
the entertainment zones inside.
For a taste of adventure,
why not try the mountain zone
and explore Appalappachia's
famous Glass-Mirror Mountains.
Or try our roller coaster zone,
authentically modeled on the famous
Warp-Speed Death Ride at Disneyland, Klom.
All that you could wish for and more
is through the departure gate,
provided for you with kindness.
Unexpected visitor, welcome.
Please seek assistance.
Hello? Hey! Oi! Wait.
You are carrying unregistered bacteria.
Please let me help you.
No, I'm not from this world.
Your medicine will kill me.
Statement... Rejected.
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
No, no, please, I hate needles.
Secondary delivery Engaged.
Aah!
Unauthorized infection on check-in.
Version 223.
Unauthorized resident detected.
Come on.
This is a kindness. Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
Aah!
Unauthorized resident detected.
No! No, no!
This is a kindness. Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
This is a kindness. Do not be alarmed.
Ah! Ah!
Come on -- please.
No resident
detected.
No resident detected.
They didn't see me.
Oh!
Ah!
Red Waterfall. We made it!
Good on us.
How do we know that we're in the same
Red Waterfall as Amy?
Focus on the positive.
We locked on to Amy's timestream.
Eyes front, soldier!
Right, yes, sorry.
Appalappachians are the great
cultural scavengers, Rory -- this gallery's
a scrapbook of all their favorite places.
Bit of Earth, bit of alien,
bit of...
Whatever the hell that is.
Interface?
I am here, Amy Pond.
Shh shh shh, turn that light off!
So what is this? How does it work?
This is the gate.
From here, you may depart
to any of Two-Stream's entertainment zones.
Cinema.
Aquarium.
Garden.
Garden?
Why not?
Garden.
Well, it's beautiful.
I mean, freaky hedges.
The perfect replica
of the Shill Governor's mansion
on Shillana.
You really could spend a lifetime here.
Not that I'm going to.
- Interface? - Amy Pond?
Listen, I need somewhere safe
to hide and wait for my friends.
Where in Two-Streams is safe?
Two-Streams is a safe,
nurturing environment.
You know what I mean.
Where can I go so the Handbots can't find me?
Okay, um, before,
I was stood by a sort of vent
and there was light and smoke
and the Handbots couldn't see me.
Why not?
Okay, I will put it another way --
what were those vent thingies?
The vents channel the exhaust fumes
from the temporal engines that hold
the multiple timestreams in place.
And these temporal engines
mess up the Handbots' sensors.
So where's the temporal engines?
Temporal engines held within.
Okay-y-y.
Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness.
Ha! Don't like that, do you?
Temporal engines. Somewhere to hide.
Where
is everyone?
Right, Rory, switch the timeglass on and sonic it.
I'm sending a command signal
to the screwdriver. Amy's here, somewhere.
If I can just get a lock on her.
I wonder what happens if we mix the filters.
And there they are,
40,000 timestreams, overlapping.
Red Waterfall isn't one timestream.
It's thousands.
Are they happy?
Oh, Rory, trust you to think of that.
I think they're happy to be alive.
Better than the alternative.
I come in peace! Peace! Peace! Peace!
Peace!
I waited.
Sorry, what?
I waited for you.
I waited!
Amy.
Doctor, what's going on?
Uh --
Amy.
Uh, I think the timestream lock
might be a bit wobbly.
No, please, please.
Duck.
Ohh! Ahh!
The Handbots carry a black box,
in case they go offline.
I've changed the cause of termination
from "hostile" to "accidental."
Easy to reprogram.
Use my sonic probe.
Amy.
Rory.
Why?
Because the only way I've survived this long is
by making the Handbots think I don't exist.
Don't touch the hands.
There's anesthetic transfer in the skin.
If they touch you, you go to sleep.
But you're still here.
You didn't save me.
But...this is the saving!
This is the us saving you!
The Doctor just got the timing a bit out!
I've been on my own here a long, long time.
I've had decades to think nice thoughts about him.
Got a bit hard to stay charitable
once I entered decade four.
Forty years?
Alone?
36 years. Thanks.
No. Right. I mean --
you look great.
Really, really.
Eyes front, soldier.
Still can't win, then.
In fact, I think I can now definitely say
I hate him.
I hate the Doctor, I hate him more than
I've ever hated anyone, in my life.
And you can hear every word of this
through those ridiculous glasses,
can't you, raggedy man?
Uh...Yes.
Putting the speakerphone on.
You told me to wait and I did.
A lifetime. Amy!
You've got nothing to say to me.
Amy, behind you!
Feedback -- knocks them out.
Learned that trick on my first day.
Okay, so,
we just take the TARDIS back
to the right timestream, yeah?
We can stop any of this happening.
We locked on to a timestream, Rory -- this is it.
This is so wrong.
I got old, Rory.
What did you think was going to happen?
Hey, I don't care that you got old,
I care that we didn't grow old together.
Amy, come on, please.
Don't touch me.
Don't do that.
It's like you're not even her.
36 years, 3 months, 4 days of solitary confinement.
This facility was built
to give people a chance to live.
I walked in here and I died.
Do you have anything to say?
Anything, Doctor?
Where did you get a sonic screwdriver?
I made it. And it's a sonic probe.
You made a sonic screwdriver?
Probe.
Oh!
Don't worry about him. Sit down, Rory.
You named him after me?
Needed a bit of company.
So he's, like, your...
Pet.
Is it safe?
Yep. I disarmed it.
Oh. How?
Ohh! You, uh --
you disarmed it.
Oh, don't get sentimental.
It's just a robot. You'd have done the same.
I don't know that I would've.
And there he is, the voice of God.
Survive, because no one's going to come for you.
Number-one lesson.
You taught me that.
Is that really all I taught you?
Don't you lecture me, blue-box man,
flying through time and space on whimsy.
All I've got, all I've had,
for 36 years, is cold, hard reality.
So, no, I don't have a sonic screwdriver,
because I'm not off on a romp.
I call it what it is, a probe,
and I call my life what it is --
hell.
Amy Pond, I'm going to put this right.
You said you learned from an interface.
Can I speak with it?
It doesn't work in here. 2:23.
The garden will be clear now.
Stay or go?
Sorry, me?
No, I'm coming with you.
Then try not to get killed.
Or do. Whatever.
When I first came here,
I had to trick the interface
into giving me information.
I've reprogrammed it now.
It'll tell me anything, except how to escape.
You hacked it? That's genius.
Sorry to interrupt
that beautiful moment, but temporal engines like that
have a regulator valve.
It has to be kept at a distance
from the main reactor, or there'd be feedback.
Interface, where's the regulator?
The regulator valve is held within.
Oh, very, very --
ah. Interface, I need to run through
some technical specifications.
Rory, give me to Amy a minute.
Here you go.
They look ridiculous.
That's what I told him.
Still, anything beats a fez, eh?
What is it?
I think that's the first time
I've laughed in 36 years.
I'll just, um --
leave you two geniuses alone.
I'll be back in a minute.
There's still time, Amy.
There's still time to fix everything.
How can you have a door without a wall?
Oh.
Holographic wallpaper?
Whoa.
Ah!
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
Ohh. Rory. Rory.
Glasses.
Stupid!
Ohh!
You saved me.
Don't get used to it.
You've been crying.
A little bit.
Shut up, Rory.
You have, haven't you?
Woman with a sword. Don't push it.
Okay, so, here's the plan --
time is always a bit wibbly-wobbly,
but in Two-Streams, it's extrawobbly.
I've worked out a way to hijack the temporal engines
and use them to fold two points of Amy's timeline together.
We're bringing her out of the then
and into the now!
Amy,
I just need to borrow your brain a minute.
It won't hurt. Probably. Almost probably, and then,
Amy Pond, I'm going to save you.
No!
Time's up. Handbots coming.
Amy, you've got to help us help you.
I need you to think back 36 years ago.
Amy!
You told her to leave us a sign.
She did.
And she waited.
Oh, Amy.
Why won't you help yourself?!
He wants to rescue past me from 36 years back,
which means I'll cease to exist.
Everything I've seen and done dissolves,
time is rewritten.
That's -- that's good, isn't it?
I will die. Another Amy will take my place.
An Amy who never got trapped at Two-Streams,
an Amy who grew old with you,
and she, in 36 years, won't be me.
But you'll die in here!
Not if you take me with you.
You came to rescue me, so rescue me.
Leave her and take you?
We could take this Amy with us, easy,
but, if we do, our Amy has to wait
36 years to be rescued.
So I have to choose.
Which wife do I want?
She is me.
We're both me.
You being here is wrong.
For a single day, an hour,
let alone a lifetime.
I swore to protect you.
I promised.
Rory.
This is your fault.
I'm so sorry, but, Rory --
No, this is your fault!
You should look at a history book,
once in a while, see if there's
an outbreak of plague, or not!
That is not how I travel.
Then I do not want to travel with you!
Rory, is the timeglass still on?
If the link's still active,
I think I can hear Amy.
Our Amy.
Oh, Amy.
Look me in the face
and say you won't help her.
I will not help her.
Okay. Okay.
Look me in the face and say it now.
Rory?
Rory, is that you?
Rory, where are you?
Same place as you.
I-I'm a bit ahead.
I remember this.
Who's she? There's someone else here, but --
me?
Why are we still here?
Because they leave you.
Because they get in their TARDIS
and they fly away.
No. Rory wouldn't, not ever.
Something must've stopped him.
You did.
Or, rather, the old version of you.
The me version of you.
I refused to help them.
I wouldn't let them save myself.
Why?
If you escape, then I was never trapped here.
The last 36 years of my life rewrites
and I cease to exist.
That's why old me refused to help then,
that's why I'm refusing to help now,
and that's why you'll refuse to help,
when it's your turn.
And nothing you can say will change that.
Three words:
What about Rory?
Rory.
I called my robot Rory.
You called your robot Rory?
What, so you didn't call it the Doctor
or Biggles,
our favorite cat?
Do you, um --
Do you remember that summer
when he came back to school
with that ridiculous haircut?
He said he'd been in a rock band.
Liar.
And -- and then he had to learn to play the guitar.
So we wouldn't know he couldn't play it.
Mm-hmm.
All those boys, chasing me,
but it was only ever Rory.
Why was that?
You know when, sometimes,
you meet someone so... beautiful
and then you actually talk to them and,
five minutes later,
they're as dull as a brick?
But then there's other people
and you meet them and you think
"not bad, they're okay"
and then you get to know them and --
and their face just sort of becomes them.
Like their personality's written all over it
and they just -- they turn into
something so... beautiful.
Rory's the most beautiful man I've ever met.
Please.
Do it for him.
Oh, you.
You're asking me to defy destiny, causality,
the nexus of time itself, for a boy.
You're Amy...
He's Rory...
And, oh, yes, I am.
I'm going to pull time apart for you.
Okay, Doctor,
Two-Streams is back on-air.
Right, okay, so this big news.
This is temporal earthquake time.
I am now officially changing my own future.
Hold on to your spectacles.
In my past, I saw my future self
refuse to help you.
I am now changing that future and agreeing.
Every law of time says that shouldn't be possible.
Yes, except, sometimes knowing your own future
is what enables you to change it,
especially if you're bloodyminded, contradictory,
and completely unpredictable.
So, basically, if you're Amy, then.
Yes, if anyone can defeat predestiny,
it's your wife.
It's not about what I'm doing,
it's about who I'm doing it for.
I'm trusting you to watch my back, Rory.
Always.
You and me, always.
Because here's the deal --
you take me, too,
in the TARDIS.
Me too.
But that means there'd be two of you,
permanently, forever.
And, that way, we both get to live.
Two Amys together. Can that work?
I don't know. It's your marriage.
Doctor.
Perhaps. Maybe.
If I shunted the reality compensators on the TARDIS,
recalibrated the doomsday bumpers,
and jettisoned the karaoke bar, yes, maybe, yes.
It could do it.
The TARDIS could sustain the paradox.
Right. Amy.
And Amy.
The wife and the wife. Right.
Okay, Amy -- past Amy -- stand by the door.
Future Amy, you too.
Future Amy, can I borrow your sonic screw--
probe?
It's a screwdriver.
Rory, sonic it. Double our power.
Amy-now, you're our link to Amy-then.
We need to get a signal through
and that signal will be a thought.
Amy-now and Amy-then, share a thought,
something so powerful that it can rip through time.
Rory, sonic the print front -- inside, you'll find
three levers and a jumble of wire.
That's the regulator valve.
After we reroute it, you'll have 10 minutes
to get back to the TARDIS. Okay.
Pull out the red and the green receptors.
Reroute the blue into the red and the green into the blue.
Leave the red loose and, on no account, touch anything yellow.
Come on, Rory!
It's hardly rocket science,
it's just quantum physics!
Yes, right, okay. Blue into red --
Red...Green.
Now, the levers. Throw them in order.
And, Amys, start thinking,
the most important thing thought you have ever had.
Hold it in your head and do not let it go.
Lever 1.
Macarena.
- She's doing the macarena. - Macarena.
- Macarena.
Our first kiss.
Lever 2! Rory.
Lever 3!
Whoa!
Amy.
Oh, my God.
Ahem. Sorry.
Ahem. Hello.
Hello-o.
I don't know what --
Weird.
Okay. Okay, this is weird.
Right, just stop doing that.
How about Amy 1 speaks first?
Which one's Amy 1?
Well --
I am.
No, I am.
Rory! Rory, just stop doing that.
Ah! Ahh!
Oop. Rory, Rory, take the glasses off.
You're getting temporal feedback.
Wh-whoa!
Calm down, dear!
Rory, Amy, we've created a massive paradox
and the TARDIS hates it.
She's still phasing, trying to get out of here.
What's the nasty Amy done to you?
Just calm down, dear. Hang on in there, eh?
Rory,
you've got eight minutes left.
I'm sorry. You're on your own now.
I'm not on my own.
I've got my wives. Heh.
- Do not be alarmed. - Incoming!
- This is a kindness. - With me.
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
Amy, Kate Haler, year-10 hockey.
Go for the shins.
Ah!
- This is a kindness. - Duck!
They're cutting off the departure gate!
We can't get back to the TARDIS!
Side door. We'll go behind them.
So you think
you're going to come with us, just like that?
Yeah, just like that. Rory, talk to her.
Now, ladies --
where are you going to live?
Not with you. Don't worry.
I'll go traveling.
Pop back for Christmas, maybe Easter.
Amy, you always say, cooking Christmas dinner,
you wish there were two of you.
Can't we just teleport in?
It's not a teleport. It's a time jump.
We can't jump within the same timestream.
Yes.
The TARDIS is in the gallery.
Interface: Gallery closed.
The controls are stuck.
They've locked them from the outside.
Can you unlock them?
Yeah, give me a minute and your cutest smile.
That's the one.
Can you stop flirting with me?
You're old enough to be my --
I've known you my whole life.
How many games of doctors and nurses?
Shh!
Don't get coy now.
Um --
Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness.
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
No!
Agh!
No!
Agh!
Uhh!
Come on!
Go!
I've got your back!
Aah!
Do not be alarmed. This is a kindness.
No!
Agh-agh!
Ahhh!
Okay. Okay, yeah.
Uh, it's just an anesthetic.
She'll be fine.
I'm sorry.
- What are you doing? - I lied to her, Rory.
- Doctor? - There can never be
two Amys in the TARDIS -- the paradox was too massive.
- You can't leave her. She'll die. - Doctor, let me in!
No, she'll never have existed.
When we save our Amy, this future won't have happened.
- Doctor, please! - She happened! She's there!
- I trusted you! - No no no, she's not real.
She is real. Let her in.
Look, we take this Amy, we leave ours.
There can only be one Amy in the TARDIS!
Which one do you want?!
Your choice.
This isn't fair.
You're turning me into you.
Your choice, Rory.
Okay --
Doctor! Doctor!
Doctor?
Doctor?!
Rory...Please.
The look on your face
when you carried her --
me.
Her.
When you carried her away.
You used to look at me like that.
I'd forgotten how much you loved me.
I'd forgotten how much I loved being her,
Amy Pond
in the TARDIS
with Rory Williams.
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
If you love me, don't let me in.
Open that door, I will,
I'll come in -- I don't want to die.
I won't bow out bravely,
I'll be kicking, screaming, fighting,
to the end.
Amy.
Amy, I love you.
I love you, too.
Don't let me in.
Tell Amy -- your Amy --
I'm giving her the days,
the days with you,
the days to come.
I'm so, so sorry.
The days I can't have.
Take them, please.
I'm giving you my days.
I'm so, so sorry.
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
Do not be alarmed.
This is a kindness.
Interface.
I am here, Amy Pond.
Show me Earth.
Show me home.
Did I ever tell you about this boy
I met there --
Who pretended to be in a band?
Did you always know it would never work,
saving both Amys?
I promised you I'd save her,
and there she is, safe.
Yeah, there she is.
I'll, uh, leave you two alone.
- Are you all right? - Mm-hmm.
- How are you feeling? - Where is she?
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