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Okay, so,
Eddie chose "Moesha" on Tuesday,
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and then on Wednesday we'll watch...
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- "Wings."
- Come on, dude!
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We divide the TV schedule
evenly and fairly.
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And Thomas Haden Church is hilarious.
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Boys, I did a little reorganizing,
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and not to brag,
but the pantry looks incredible.
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You know how Mom is about that space.
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It's her spiritual sanctuary.
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Dead man walking.
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Oh, you guys are wrong.
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She's gonna love the
changes to the pantry.
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What about the pantry?
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See for yourself.
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Louis, you're a genius.
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[Chuckles]
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The bulk items have never
been more accessible.
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And the canned goods are
organized by expiration date.
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Kiss ass.
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What was that?
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[Smooching]
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Another postcard from Connie.
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"Dear Jessica,
having a great time in Ithaca.
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Hope things are well with you.
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Love, Connie."
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Hmm.
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Ithaca, New York.
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Bloomington, Indiana.
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Athens, Georgia.
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Why is she going to all
these amazing places?
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Well, we all can't afford to
travel as much as Connie does.
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I have responsibilities.
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I can't just leave whenever I want to.
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I mean, do I think about it?
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Of course I do. All the time.
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It would be so easy.
I would just get a pair of glasses,
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buy a leather jacket,
and roll my own cigarettes.
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But I would never do that
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because I am an adult.
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I'm gonna get down to
the bottom of this.
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[Telephone rings]
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Sister.
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So nice to hear from you.
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How are things?
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I've been visiting colleges.
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Already?
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But Justin is only in the ninth grade.
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Even I think that's too early
to be visiting colleges.
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Oh, it's not for Justin. It's for me.
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I'm going back to school.
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S03E12
Sisters Without Subtext
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey,
you don't know where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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My name is Samantha de la Cruz,
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and I would like to buy a
one-way ticket to Marrakesh,
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smoking section.
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Hey, Jessica.
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Nothing. I'm just setting the table.
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Ooh. The fancy napkins.
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Did someone die?
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No. Connie's coming, remember,
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to visit college campuses in the area?
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Classic Connie.
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We'd all love to go back to school,
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audit a German class,
get good at beer pong,
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but we are adults.
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We have responsibilities.
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I support Connie 100%.
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Me too. She's so brave, you know?
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None of us have the guts.
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It's just such a big step for her.
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Connie never went to college,
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unless you count beauty school,
which nobody does.
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She'll be able to get a degree,
get a great job,
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provide for her family
without having to rely
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on her husband for financial support.
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Steve does love the ponies...
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and the doggies and the roosters.
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She's finally taking
control of her life.
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If you think about it,
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Connie is trying to be more like me.
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[Sighs] Respect.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hello, Jessica.
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Hello, Louis.
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Connie.
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Welcome.
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I'm so glad to see you.
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Yes, come in. Come in.
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[Door closes]
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Thanks so much for having me.
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I have to say, I just think it's great
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that you're going to college, Connie.
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I'm proud of you, big sister.
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Really?
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Yes!
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Let me know what I can do to help.
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In college,
I took notes for a blind student.
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She said they were the
best she'd ever gotten.
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W-Well, maybe you can come with
me on a campus tour tomorrow.
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Yes! I would love to do that!
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The key is color-coding
when you take notes.
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Free tip.
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Uh, I'm working,
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so we have to figure out
what to do with the boys
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since Ma's out of town.
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Oh, where's Grandma Huang?
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She's visiting friends in Tallahassee.
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Her "friends" are Seminole Indians,
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and "Tallahassee"
is a small casino next to a swamp.
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Honey and Marvin said they
would take care of the boys
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any time we needed.
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You can stay in Grandma's room. Come on.
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I'll show you what I want to
do with it when she... moves.
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♪ You wonder why ♪
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♪ You wonder why ♪
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♪ Maybe God ♪
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♪ Maybe God ♪
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"The Color Purple" is so emotional.
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When Miss Millie wouldn't
let Sofia go see her son?
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On Christmas!
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What kind of animals?
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What... kind... of animals?
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I would have quit, too.
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She had no choice.
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"The Color Purple."
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More like "The Color of White Cruelty."
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- Oh, this is my favorite part.
- Me too!
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ Maybe ♪
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♪ God is ♪
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♪ God is ♪
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♪ Trying ♪
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♪ Trying ♪
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♪ To tell you something ♪
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I'll go high. You go low.
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♪ Maybe ♪
♪ God is ♪
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♪ God is ♪
♪ Trying ♪
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♪ Trying ♪
♪ To
tell you something ♪
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Oh, such a strong alto
for such a petite frame.
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We are so good!
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♪ Tell you ♪
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♪ To tell you something, ooh ♪
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Eddie: This is what a dog
must feel like all the time!
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Life is truly a wonder.
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I'm eating bugs, and I don't care!
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[Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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Well, I have a fun day planned.
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You all ready?
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Yeah!
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Marvin didn't even tell
me what we're doing.
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[Both chuckle]
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Ahh.
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An old-folks home?
Are we visiting someone?
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In a manner of speaking, yes.
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We're visiting our future home.
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[Laughs]
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You... You want us to move in here?
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Well, not for a while yet.
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Two, maybe three years.
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But I'm 28.
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Whoa! A limousine!
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Hi. Hi.
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[Sighs] This takes me back.
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The smell of higher education,
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the crack of a ramen brick
over a steaming-hot plate.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, wow.
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Hey, look at their skinny briefcases.
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Must be the hot new style in business.
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And I didn't realize this
was a women's college.
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Those are art portfolios.
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That's a man.
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A man?
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A creative man.
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This is the Orlando
School of Art and Design.
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What?
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This is art school.
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I'm studying to be an artist.
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Ohhhh.
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[Chuckles]
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_
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I'm Janet.
I'll be your student tour guide
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or, as I like to think of myself,
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your creative-journey chaperone.
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We're being led around by a lunatic.
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Our first stop will
be the student center.
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Built back in 1945...
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Why would you go to college for art?
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Since when do you care about painting?
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I didn't until a few months ago.
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But then Steve and I got into a fight,
and I was upset,
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so I went to the National Gallery of Art
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because they have a good
hot dog vendor outside.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I was getting relish
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when I saw a banner for
the Vermeer exhibit.
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[Voice breaking] It's so... so moving.
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[Footsteps approaching]
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Ma'am, there's no food
allowed inside the museum.
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Oh.
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[Sobs]
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Vermeer not only captured
daily Dutch life in the 1600s,
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but also my mood that day.
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Mm.
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After that, I got inspired to paint,
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and, turns out, I'm pretty good at it,
so here we are.
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Janet: All of the artists
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sit on the ground among the leaves or...
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Keep your handbag close.
There's a magician at 10:00.
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Oh, Dean Edwards.
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Janet.
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"This world is [sighs]
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But a canvas to our imaginations."
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Henry David Thoreau.
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What?
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Enjoy the rest of the tour.
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Dean Edwards runs our weekly
free-expression village.
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You should all come.
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It's a safe space for students
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to express their creative selves
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through a wide range of mediums.
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There's no safe space from your parents'
disappointment.
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Yeah. Think about that.
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Oh, isn't it great?
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It's like an all-inclusive land cruise
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for the rest of our lives.
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You want us to move in here?
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Hopefully. We're on the wait list.
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We need some folks to
cash in their chips first,
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buy the farm, you know,
take the trip up north.
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Marvin, I'm not...
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Whoa! They've got a Ping-Pong table,
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board games, shuffleboard,
and even a pudding bar.
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Don't forget love.
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I bet those two have stories.
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Oh, I'm sure they do.
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All the people here are top-notch.
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This is the best place in the state.
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Honey, take a look around.
See what you think.
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[Sighs]
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Okay. Sure. Can't hurt to look.
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[Laughs]
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Dinner's at 4:00! I love this place!
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[Birds chirping]
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Look at her,
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just painting without
any cares in the world.
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Louis:
It's nice you're being so supportive.
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She's really in her element.
It's wonderful.
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Wonderful? She's wasting her time.
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But I thought you were happy
she was going back to school.
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School? That's what she calls it.
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I call it a hippie birdbath.
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I can't keep up.
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Oh, Jessica, do you have any
scrap fabric lying around?
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I want to make a collage.
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I don't, but if I did, I would use it
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for something practical, like rags.
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And there's my real sister.
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I was wondering where you went.
267
00:09:28,329 --> 00:09:29,495
I just don't understand
268
00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:31,830
why you would waste
your time on art school.
269
00:09:31,899 --> 00:09:33,332
Do you really think
you're gonna make a living
270
00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:34,566
selling your paintings?
271
00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:36,435
I'm not going to school to make money.
272
00:09:36,504 --> 00:09:38,904
[Scoffs] I'm doing it
for personal enrichment.
273
00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:41,073
Sounds like a waste of the word "rich."
274
00:09:41,142 --> 00:09:43,475
I knew you couldn't
actually be happy for me.
275
00:09:43,544 --> 00:09:45,244
Well, I don't need your approval.
276
00:09:45,346 --> 00:09:47,713
I'm going to the fabric
store to buy supplies.
277
00:09:47,782 --> 00:09:51,216
Let me know if you need any
zippers or threads or glitter pens!
278
00:09:51,318 --> 00:09:52,518
[Sighs]
279
00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,687
[Indistinct conversations]
280
00:09:54,755 --> 00:09:57,456
Lillian, look at these two cuties.
[Gasps, laughs]
281
00:09:57,558 --> 00:09:59,525
Such sweet faces.
282
00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:01,760
I wish I could just
put them in my pocket.
283
00:10:01,829 --> 00:10:03,195
Don't look them in the eye.
284
00:10:03,264 --> 00:10:05,864
We'll be here all day,
so maybe we'll run into you later.
285
00:10:05,966 --> 00:10:06,999
What are you doing?!
286
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,534
What are you talking about?
287
00:10:08,636 --> 00:10:10,602
Ain't you a livin' doll?
288
00:10:10,671 --> 00:10:12,671
You're so cute. Ooh!
289
00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:13,706
Like a chipmunk.
290
00:10:13,808 --> 00:10:16,341
Chippy, chippy, chippy!
291
00:10:16,444 --> 00:10:18,077
You did this to us!
292
00:10:18,179 --> 00:10:19,611
[Both laugh]
293
00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:21,880
Hi. Welcome. You must be Mr. McManus.
294
00:10:21,982 --> 00:10:23,215
It says here you have a cat
295
00:10:23,284 --> 00:10:24,550
and you don't like to be touched.
296
00:10:24,618 --> 00:10:26,051
Is that right?
297
00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,053
Don't worry.
We're gonna take good care of your dad.
298
00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:30,689
[Laughs]
299
00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,491
Oh, this guy.
300
00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,293
Are the other doctors as funny as you?
301
00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:35,294
I'm a nurse.
302
00:10:35,362 --> 00:10:37,663
A male nurse? You can't stop this guy.
303
00:10:37,765 --> 00:10:39,765
He's got a million of them. [Laughs]
304
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:40,733
He's not Mr. McManus.
305
00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:41,834
[Chuckling] No.
306
00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:43,202
We just signed up for the day passes.
307
00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,170
Oh, got it. Oh, well, here you go.
308
00:10:45,272 --> 00:10:46,638
Uh, why don't you keep these on you
309
00:10:46,707 --> 00:10:48,774
so we know you're approved guests?
310
00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,542
What does "Do not resuscitate" mean?
311
00:10:50,644 --> 00:10:52,211
Oh, sorry. Wrong ones.
312
00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:57,082
New open house?
313
00:10:57,184 --> 00:10:58,650
Oh, two and a half baths. Nice.
314
00:10:58,719 --> 00:11:01,520
I'm counting the water-heater
closet as a half-bathroom.
315
00:11:01,622 --> 00:11:03,088
Well, that's why you're the best.
316
00:11:03,190 --> 00:11:07,126
No, I'm the best because I work hard...
317
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:10,162
because that is what
responsible adults do.
318
00:11:10,264 --> 00:11:13,499
They don't waste their
time making collages.
319
00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:15,768
Look,
I get that you don't agree with it,
320
00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:16,869
but it's Connie's life.
321
00:11:16,971 --> 00:11:18,036
She can do what she wants.
322
00:11:18,105 --> 00:11:19,271
I should have known better
323
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,739
than to think that Connie could change.
324
00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:22,775
She's just as irresponsible as ever.
325
00:11:22,877 --> 00:11:24,676
Art school?
326
00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:27,179
Two nonsense words that
don't even belong together.
327
00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,314
It's like "tire lemon."
328
00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:30,749
Or "pistachio belt."
329
00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:32,851
No. See? Now, that makes sense to me.
330
00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,987
It's an easy way to snack on the go.
331
00:11:35,055 --> 00:11:38,657
I just wish they made pistachio belts!
332
00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:41,560
I'm sorry. I just don't get
why it's such a big deal.
333
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:44,463
[Sighs]
334
00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,665
Ugh. Ew. Ah.
335
00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,233
Why are we in the back of the garage?
336
00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:49,568
This is the spiders' land.
337
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:51,470
We don't go into their home,
they don't come into ours.
338
00:11:51,539 --> 00:11:52,971
Ugh! I'm sorry! Get off me!
339
00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,907
Louis, I have to show you something.
340
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,842
Please don't think less of me.
341
00:12:01,148 --> 00:12:02,714
Old paintings?
342
00:12:02,783 --> 00:12:04,650
Jessica, let's just get out of here.
343
00:12:04,752 --> 00:12:06,084
I don't have a good feeling about this.
344
00:12:06,187 --> 00:12:07,519
I painted them.
345
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:09,154
What?
346
00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:10,355
You paint?
347
00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:12,791
I used to... every day.
348
00:12:12,893 --> 00:12:15,661
This one is called "Bagel."
349
00:12:15,763 --> 00:12:17,763
This is "Seashell,"
350
00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,932
"Horse and Foal,"
351
00:12:20,034 --> 00:12:23,168
"Unemployed Virgin,"
352
00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:25,470
"Avocados Resting in Bowl,"
353
00:12:25,539 --> 00:12:29,408
"Timothy Looks at Rebecca"...
354
00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:31,577
"Zebra and Giraffe,"
355
00:12:31,679 --> 00:12:33,779
"Zebra in Top Hat,"
356
00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:36,048
"Zebra in Shorts,"
357
00:12:36,116 --> 00:12:37,149
"Dan Quayle."
358
00:12:37,251 --> 00:12:39,918
[Engine shuts off, car door closes]
359
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,386
What's all this?
360
00:12:41,455 --> 00:12:43,422
My paintings, Connie.
361
00:12:44,425 --> 00:12:46,458
I love to paint, too,
362
00:12:46,527 --> 00:12:49,661
long before your hot dogs and
"Girl With Pearl Earring."
363
00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:51,897
Why didn't you tell me about this?
364
00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:53,866
Are you jealous?
365
00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:55,767
Why would I be jealous?
366
00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:58,871
Because you quit your
dream and I'm living mine.
367
00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:00,239
No.
368
00:13:00,307 --> 00:13:03,542
I love painting, but I gave
it up before I went to college
369
00:13:03,644 --> 00:13:06,378
because I knew I had to
grow up and get serious.
370
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,146
And that's what you should do, too.
371
00:13:08,249 --> 00:13:11,817
I'm not giving up painting.
It's my passion.
372
00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:13,418
Guys, we're all sisters here.
373
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,887
Now let's just get
out of the spider den,
374
00:13:14,989 --> 00:13:16,054
crack open some wine...
375
00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:18,891
Passion?
Who has time to pursue a passion?
376
00:13:18,993 --> 00:13:20,993
I make time because it makes me happy
377
00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:23,462
and helps me be better in all
the other parts of my life.
378
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:25,998
It doesn't make you better.
It makes you selfish.
379
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:28,500
Your family should come first, Connie.
380
00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:30,369
Do you even know where your son is?
381
00:13:30,471 --> 00:13:32,471
Where is he? Where is he, Connie?
382
00:13:32,573 --> 00:13:34,673
With his father,
most likely at Brookstone
383
00:13:34,775 --> 00:13:36,375
checking out a high-tech aquarium!
384
00:13:36,477 --> 00:13:37,976
[Sighs]
385
00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:42,252
♪ I'm just hangin' out ♪
386
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,287
♪ Hangin' out ♪
387
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,723
[Laughs]
388
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,058
Whoa!
389
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,292
♪ Hangin' out ♪
390
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:53,230
♪ I'm just hangin' out ♪
391
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,431
♪ Hangin' out ♪
392
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,099
[Laughter]
393
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,069
♪ Hangin' out ♪
394
00:13:59,137 --> 00:14:00,637
♪ Hangin' out ♪
395
00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:06,109
It hurts. It hurts to smile.
396
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:07,577
Honey?
397
00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:08,578
Emery: Why are you running?
398
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,780
I'm 28. I can run at any moment.
399
00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:12,749
You're running barefoot
like a bum in a hurry.
400
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,917
That's what we young people do, Evan.
401
00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:18,187
We run because we have our
whole lives ahead of us.
402
00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,289
Do you think you should
slow down a little?
403
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:21,324
Slow down?
404
00:14:21,426 --> 00:14:23,726
[Scoffs] No. I'm gonna slow up.
405
00:14:23,795 --> 00:14:25,628
[Beeping] That's what I'm gonna do.
406
00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:28,931
[Breathing heavily]
407
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,466
Aah! Ugh! Aaaah!
408
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:32,668
[Winces] [Gasps]
409
00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,470
My hip!
410
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:39,909
What are you doing?
411
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:41,177
It's time to get rid of these.
412
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,912
I don't know why I kept
them in the first place.
413
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:44,680
- They're terrible.
- No!
414
00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,516
This is a great one.
415
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,184
What a beautiful kangaroo.
416
00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:51,421
It's "The Resurrection of Christ."
417
00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,722
Yeah. Of course it is.
418
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,357
Louis, you don't have to pretend.
419
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,025
I know they're not good.
420
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:57,593
Okay. They're not great.
421
00:14:57,695 --> 00:14:59,595
It doesn't matter.
You should still paint.
422
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,998
It's a hobby,
and the great thing about hobbies is,
423
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,199
you don't have to be good at them.
424
00:15:03,268 --> 00:15:04,333
You just have to enjoy them.
425
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,602
Hobbies? That's ridiculous.
426
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,938
I only focus on practical things.
427
00:15:09,007 --> 00:15:11,674
You've seen my morning affirmations.
428
00:15:14,779 --> 00:15:18,347
I can't afford hobbies.
I have work and this family.
429
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,983
Well, I have work and this family,
and I have hobbies...
430
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:24,086
Uh, pool, chili, tennis, the clarinet.
431
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:25,121
Clarinet?
432
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:26,889
I'm a sucker for a distinctive timbre.
433
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,091
Can you imagine trying
to explain to our parents
434
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,693
the idea of hobbies?
435
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,596
"Dad, in my free time... Sorry.
436
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:37,467
First, I have free time,
something you never had.
437
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:41,003
And in that time,
I do activities I enjoy
438
00:15:41,072 --> 00:15:43,806
that cost money but
don't bring in any profit
439
00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:45,575
and don't benefit my family.
440
00:15:45,643 --> 00:15:48,411
No. I just do them
because they feel good,
441
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,313
because I like the timbre"?
442
00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:52,081
That was a different time, Jessica.
443
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:53,082
[Sighs]
444
00:15:53,151 --> 00:15:54,417
Our parents were in survival mode.
445
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,384
We're not.
446
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,519
We've earned the right
447
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,654
to carve out a little
space for our interests.
448
00:15:58,723 --> 00:16:00,623
I don't know.
It just doesn't feel right.
449
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:01,891
Well, they would want that for us,
450
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,693
the way we want a better
life for our kids.
451
00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,127
It's hard to find the time.
452
00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,530
You spent the last hour
fighting with your sister.
453
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,165
You can find the time.
454
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,733
[Sighs]
455
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:12,869
And it was nice seeing you
two get along for a change.
456
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,938
Look, I know you thought
Connie was trying to be
457
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:17,440
more like you, but maybe this time
458
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,993
you could try to be a
little more like Connie.
459
00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,779
You went through a real zebra phase,
huh?
460
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:26,215
[Chuckles]
461
00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,150
This one is my favorite.
462
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,652
That's a piano.
463
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:36,092
Well, here we are,
home, sweet home, huh?
464
00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:38,160
- Okay.
- There you go. Careful.
465
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:39,161
Take it easy.
466
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,696
Thank you.
467
00:16:40,765 --> 00:16:41,664
[Groans]
468
00:16:41,733 --> 00:16:42,565
Here. This will make you feel better.
469
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,166
It's a grandma package.
470
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,068
I'm 28.
471
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:47,336
You are.
472
00:16:47,438 --> 00:16:49,438
Here. It's an ice pack for your hip.
473
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,940
I used it on my cheeks earlier.
474
00:16:51,042 --> 00:16:52,108
It really works.
475
00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:53,509
And have a Combo.
476
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:54,744
They're pepperoni-flavored.
477
00:16:54,846 --> 00:16:56,445
[Chuckles]
478
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,948
We should go. I'm all out of small talk.
479
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,149
Thanks for a fun day.
480
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:02,018
Thanks, boys. You're good kids.
481
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:02,919
- Feel better.
- Bye!
482
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,253
Take care!
483
00:17:04,322 --> 00:17:05,855
We are good kids, aren't we?
484
00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:08,124
We're okay.
485
00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:11,193
I'm sorry you had such a bad time today.
486
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,194
Oh.
487
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:13,828
I really thought you'd like it there.
488
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,131
The place was fine.
489
00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:17,934
It's just...
It's for the end of people's lives.
490
00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,902
And we're just at the beginning of ours.
491
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,305
Well, I don't know about the beginning.
492
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:24,473
Maybe a little more middle.
493
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,876
Look, I know there's an
age difference between us,
494
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,178
but I just never think about it.
495
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,480
And being there,
that's all I could think about.
496
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:33,249
As much as I hate to think about it,
497
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,885
I want to be sure that
you're taken care of
498
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:37,520
if something happens to me.
499
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,988
I don't want you to be alone.
500
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:41,824
Marvin, that is so sweet,
but I won't be alone.
501
00:17:41,926 --> 00:17:43,225
I knew it.
502
00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:44,527
Who is he?
503
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:46,228
Is it Alec Baldwin?
504
00:17:46,297 --> 00:17:49,098
[Chuckles] Yes, Marvin,
it's Alec Baldwin.
505
00:17:49,167 --> 00:17:50,900
Alec, he knows!
506
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,336
Come on out from under the couch!
507
00:17:53,438 --> 00:17:55,371
No. I meant that I won't be alone here.
508
00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:57,273
- Uh-huh.
- Look at our community.
509
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,774
Our best friends live next door.
510
00:17:58,876 --> 00:17:59,909
Yeah.
511
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:01,243
Yeah. I'm gonna be okay.
512
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,612
And so are you.
513
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,280
[Bag crinkling]
514
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,715
These are good,
515
00:18:05,783 --> 00:18:07,850
but my favorite Combo is
still Honey and Marvin.
516
00:18:07,952 --> 00:18:10,219
Am I the cheese or the cracker tube?
517
00:18:10,288 --> 00:18:12,622
Why don't you come
over here and find out?
518
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,192
[Soft guitar music playing]
519
00:18:16,294 --> 00:18:18,427
[Indistinct conversations]
520
00:18:20,865 --> 00:18:24,467
[Jessica humming "Miss Celie's Blues"]
521
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,743
_
522
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,550
♪ You've been on my mind ♪
523
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,017
_
524
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:39,915
♪ Oh, sister ♪
525
00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,084
_
526
00:18:42,186 --> 00:18:44,064
♪ So, sister ♪
527
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:50,741
_
528
00:18:52,134 --> 00:18:54,498
♪ I bet you think I don't know nothin'
♪
529
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:56,714
_
530
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,455
♪ But singin' the blues ♪
531
00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,827
_
532
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,780
♪ Oh, sister ♪
533
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,840
_
534
00:19:04,942 --> 00:19:06,742
♪ I'm somethin' ♪
535
00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,778
[Voice breaking]
I don't know this song.
536
00:19:08,846 --> 00:19:12,615
♪ I hope you think that
you're somethin', too ♪
537
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,684
[Chuckles]
538
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,315
♪ Oh, scufflin' ♪
539
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,930
_
540
00:19:20,024 --> 00:19:22,925
♪ I been up that lonesome road ♪
541
00:19:23,027 --> 00:19:24,522
♪ And I seen a lot
of suns going down ♪
542
00:19:24,744 --> 00:19:27,541
_
543
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:29,648
♪ Oh, but trust me ♪
544
00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:31,231
_
545
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:36,168
_
546
00:19:37,688 --> 00:19:39,588
♪ So let me tell you somethin',
sister ♪
547
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,868
_
548
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:45,581
♪ Remember your name ♪
549
00:19:45,683 --> 00:19:48,050
_
550
00:19:48,152 --> 00:19:49,945
♪ Gonna steal your stuff away ♪
551
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,306
_
552
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:54,356
♪ My sister ♪
553
00:19:54,459 --> 00:20:00,129
♪ We sure ain't got
a whole lot of time ♪
554
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:04,900
♪ So, shake your shimmy, sister ♪
555
00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,001
[Chuckles]
556
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,284
Surprise!
557
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,488
Welcome to your new painting room.
558
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:15,756
I'm not gonna lie.
559
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:17,057
I screamed a lot getting
rid of all the spiders.
560
00:20:17,159 --> 00:20:20,227
Oh, Louis, I love it. Thank you.
561
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,831
Oh,
I see you kept "Untitled Number Three."
562
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,200
It's one of my favorites.
563
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:29,870
Okay.
I'm gonna go pack the boys' lunches.
564
00:20:29,972 --> 00:20:31,204
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
565
00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:34,307
I am going to make the lunches today.
566
00:20:34,409 --> 00:20:36,143
You paint and enjoy.
567
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,413
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
568
00:20:40,516 --> 00:20:42,349
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
569
00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:45,385
I can also water the plants. You paint.
570
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:50,891
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
571
00:20:50,993 --> 00:20:52,959
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
572
00:20:53,061 --> 00:20:55,562
I'll also yell at Eddie.
573
00:20:55,664 --> 00:20:57,497
And praise Evan.
574
00:20:58,803 --> 00:21:00,373
sync and corrected by ninh
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