1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,149 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"... 2 00:00:02,150 --> 00:00:06,535 Abby, what if we gave this thing one more shot? 3 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:09,009 SheShe wants to start a new divorce page. 4 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,287 Barbara is our... your managing editor. 5 00:00:12,289 --> 00:00:14,364 - I didn't mean to insult you in any way. - Listen, 6 00:00:14,365 --> 00:00:15,853 let's pretend there's a door here, 7 00:00:15,854 --> 00:00:17,136 and I am shutting it. 8 00:00:17,137 --> 00:00:19,550 I want a huge, crazy wedding. 9 00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:21,576 I'm not anybody's blushing bride. 10 00:00:21,577 --> 00:00:23,149 My pastry chef was supposed to be here, 11 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,433 but he ended up taking the bus. 12 00:00:24,434 --> 00:00:26,824 There's a guy camping in your backyard. 13 00:00:26,825 --> 00:00:28,408 Scott, Abby. Abby, Scott. 14 00:00:28,409 --> 00:00:31,243 I don't think it's a good idea for us making this permanent, 15 00:00:31,244 --> 00:00:32,478 you know, living together. 16 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:33,679 You loaded? 17 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,340 Are you loaded? 18 00:00:35,341 --> 00:00:36,606 You asked if I was sure. 19 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:38,412 Becca has decided not to keep the baby. 20 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,613 And I realized I wasn't. 21 00:00:39,614 --> 00:00:41,213 So I don't think I have to tell Abby, right? 22 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:42,734 Can I talk to you outside? 23 00:00:43,813 --> 00:00:45,453 Okay, the kids could come out here. 24 00:00:45,454 --> 00:00:46,904 - Abby? - Oh! 25 00:00:49,554 --> 00:00:53,886 _ 26 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:56,016 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 27 00:00:56,176 --> 00:00:58,039 - Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. - Okay, maybe she didn't... 28 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,823 - She definitely did. Yeah. - This is disaster. 29 00:01:01,364 --> 00:01:02,564 Shit. 30 00:01:02,707 --> 00:01:05,564 What if she tells Lilly or Jo? 31 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,471 - She's probably telling Jo right now. - You know what? You know what? 32 00:01:07,472 --> 00:01:10,194 Maybe she won't tell anybody. Maybe it-it's just like a bear. 33 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,603 She's more freaked out than we are. 34 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:12,722 That is not possible. 35 00:01:12,747 --> 00:01:13,698 We need to talk to her. 36 00:01:14,006 --> 00:01:17,000 Let's level with her, and let's ask her not to tell anybody. 37 00:01:17,001 --> 00:01:19,047 We cannot ask a child to lie for us. 38 00:01:19,661 --> 00:01:21,379 - Terrible idea. - Okay. 39 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:26,302 Let's tell the truth. Let's tell the kids. 40 00:01:26,303 --> 00:01:28,065 Let's tell the world, out with it. 41 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:34,901 I'm not ready for that, for this. 42 00:01:36,845 --> 00:01:38,825 - I am sorry, and you know what, I... - No. 43 00:01:38,826 --> 00:01:42,096 I hate secrets, but I need this job at SheShe. 44 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:46,245 And now, now is not the time to tell people 45 00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,540 we're still married. 46 00:01:47,951 --> 00:01:51,963 I... I need something under my feet that is not shifting. 47 00:01:51,964 --> 00:01:53,483 Okay, I get it. 48 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:54,878 Okay. 49 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:59,602 I can handle a little more undercover intrigue. 50 00:02:01,169 --> 00:02:02,994 - It's not forever. - I know. 51 00:02:07,178 --> 00:02:11,253 -- Synced/corrected by ChrisKe/PetaG -- -- and robtor -- 52 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:13,433 Charlie, do you want bananas or raisins? 53 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:15,260 Charlie? 54 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:18,256 I am not riding with her ever. 55 00:02:18,257 --> 00:02:20,262 - What? - She can't drive, hello? 56 00:02:20,263 --> 00:02:21,905 She's learning, honey. 57 00:02:21,906 --> 00:02:24,843 You can walk, but I'm starting my lessons on Monday. 58 00:02:24,891 --> 00:02:27,011 - (Both) Morning. - Well, I'm not going to be there! 59 00:02:27,012 --> 00:02:28,803 - All right. - Abby? 60 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,001 - Morning. - Hey, you guys, 61 00:02:31,002 --> 00:02:32,388 - we're late. Let's get it going. - Yup. 62 00:02:32,389 --> 00:02:34,307 Hey, dad, will you take me to the valley this weekend 63 00:02:34,308 --> 00:02:35,759 - to practice driving? - Why the valley? 64 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,905 - Those people want to live too. - Ha, ha, ha. 65 00:02:37,906 --> 00:02:39,906 They have really big, empty parking lots out there. 66 00:02:39,907 --> 00:02:41,364 Sounds like a magical place. 67 00:02:41,365 --> 00:02:42,655 - Yes. - (Jo) Pardon me. 68 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,185 - Hey, do you want some help with that? - No, sir, 69 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:48,246 I am learning to be self-sufficient, remember? 70 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,044 You look like shit. 71 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:53,794 You're not sleeping? 72 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:55,380 What? No, I'm sleeping. 73 00:02:55,387 --> 00:02:58,053 Or something. Seriously, your face is like warmed-over ass. 74 00:03:00,353 --> 00:03:01,802 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 75 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:03,519 Really, tweed? I expected you to have, 76 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:06,569 - like, Puerto Rican flags or to be... - No, these belong to Zooey. 77 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:09,095 She's going to visit Frumpkis and the Wicked Witch of the South. 78 00:03:09,096 --> 00:03:10,744 I thought you were moving out like an adult. 79 00:03:10,745 --> 00:03:12,913 Well, finding a place in L.A. isn't as easy as you might think. 80 00:03:12,914 --> 00:03:15,679 Funny, I found the Paradiso really, really fast. 81 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,219 Because it's corporate housing. 82 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,803 It's soulless stucco boxes. 83 00:03:18,804 --> 00:03:21,168 Maybe that crap's good enough for you but not for my kid, 84 00:03:21,169 --> 00:03:25,335 and since I'm opening a bakery in dos Dias... 85 00:03:25,336 --> 00:03:26,779 You don't have to move right away. 86 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,397 Could you say that with a little less enthusiasm, please? 87 00:03:29,398 --> 00:03:30,648 Thanks. 88 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:33,940 Look, it was my idea to expand to the West Coast. 89 00:03:33,941 --> 00:03:36,018 This is on me, so let me just get the doors open, 90 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:38,736 and I swear on my life I will find a place. 91 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:40,119 - Zooey, Uber's here! - Lilly... 92 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,891 - Bye. - Say good-bye to your mother. 93 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,639 Zooey, Uber's here! 94 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,056 - I'm here. - She's right there. 95 00:03:45,244 --> 00:03:46,687 - Shut the door. Behave. Hey. - What? 96 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:47,888 Shotgun! 97 00:03:48,165 --> 00:03:50,248 - Okay, I'll be right there. - Got it. 98 00:03:50,442 --> 00:03:52,410 Okay, that was weird, but it wasn't like "we're in trouble" 99 00:03:52,411 --> 00:03:53,949 - weird, right? - I feel like if she told, 100 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:55,150 then it would've been a whole other... 101 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,499 - But it was hostile. - Abby? 102 00:03:57,292 --> 00:03:58,492 Abby? 103 00:03:59,201 --> 00:04:01,156 May I have a word with you? 104 00:04:01,698 --> 00:04:03,979 - Okay, sure. - In private? 105 00:04:04,117 --> 00:04:05,399 - Of course. - Yeah, I'm gonna... 106 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,239 I'm got to drive the kids to school, then. 107 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,103 - Have a good day, Jake. - Okay. 108 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,304 Okay. 109 00:04:10,661 --> 00:04:12,077 [Mouthing words] 110 00:04:15,152 --> 00:04:16,553 I know this is none of my business. 111 00:04:16,554 --> 00:04:20,417 I am so sorry that you had to see what you saw, 112 00:04:20,418 --> 00:04:22,658 and I'm sure it's very confusing. 113 00:04:22,659 --> 00:04:25,874 Not if you and Jake are back together. Are you? 114 00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:28,793 - That is a big question, and... - Oh. 115 00:04:28,794 --> 00:04:31,461 And sometimes life can be very complicated. 116 00:04:31,462 --> 00:04:33,018 Lilly and Charlie can't know. 117 00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:34,941 They've been through this so many times. 118 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,316 It's not fair to the kids. 119 00:04:37,637 --> 00:04:38,837 That's right. 120 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:40,381 I won't say anything. 121 00:04:41,098 --> 00:04:42,556 I cannot ask you to lie for me. 122 00:04:42,557 --> 00:04:44,224 I'm leaving for two weeks. 123 00:04:44,225 --> 00:04:46,144 You're the one who has to lie. 124 00:04:46,145 --> 00:04:47,978 [Jazzy music] 125 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:49,391 Bye. 126 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:52,443 ♪ ♪ 127 00:04:52,902 --> 00:04:54,931 - Bye. - ["Bombastic" by Bonnie McKee] 128 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:58,035 ♪ I'm on a mission to search and destroy ♪ 129 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:01,173 ♪ don't get it twisted, I'm ready to make some noise ♪ 130 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,619 I was literally sitting here trying to figure out 131 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:06,366 how I could get all my work done from here 132 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,904 in this bed with you. 133 00:05:11,196 --> 00:05:13,891 Well, you do do pretty good work in bed. 134 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:16,048 I do have a meeting, though, 135 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,783 - at 9:00, with manufacturing... - [Grunting] 136 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,564 I know, about the new line. 137 00:05:19,946 --> 00:05:21,146 [Grunts] 138 00:05:21,418 --> 00:05:23,595 I guess I approve. 139 00:05:26,062 --> 00:05:27,597 Hey, what are we gonna eat tonight? 140 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:30,072 I was thinking Nobu? 141 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,013 Be a great place for our engagement party. 142 00:05:33,164 --> 00:05:34,914 Did you say engagement party? 143 00:05:34,915 --> 00:05:38,383 Just a few dozen friends, maybe one toast, and done. 144 00:05:38,384 --> 00:05:39,597 A few dozen? 145 00:05:40,726 --> 00:05:44,241 I don't have time to plan an engagement party. 146 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:46,575 Well, then why did we hire a wedding planner? 147 00:05:46,715 --> 00:05:48,217 You hired her? 148 00:05:48,858 --> 00:05:51,158 Jonathan is gonna take care of everything. 149 00:05:51,159 --> 00:05:55,083 Your only job is to show up and marry me. 150 00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:58,052 [Soft rock music] 151 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,345 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:59,346 --> 00:06:01,751 Mmm, I think I can do that. 153 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:05,170 ♪ ♪ 154 00:06:05,171 --> 00:06:08,314 [Bell ringing] 155 00:06:08,315 --> 00:06:11,433 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:11,813 --> 00:06:15,050 Phoebe, I wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed the editorial 157 00:06:15,051 --> 00:06:16,648 you wrote for the parent newsletter. 158 00:06:16,649 --> 00:06:19,066 Oh, wow, thank you, Ellen. 159 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,971 I had no idea you'd gone through all that. 160 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:23,206 I'd love you to come talk to my economics class. 161 00:06:23,207 --> 00:06:25,439 Most people think there's no child labor in the U.S., 162 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,390 but clearly you had a different experience. 163 00:06:27,391 --> 00:06:28,925 Yeah, I would be honored. 164 00:06:28,926 --> 00:06:31,319 - Great. I'll email you some times. Okay. - Okay. 165 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,584 - [Bell ringing] - Thank you. 166 00:06:32,585 --> 00:06:33,891 [Mouthing words] 167 00:06:33,892 --> 00:06:35,679 What does that even mean, "A crowded field 168 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,583 of vegan treateries"? 169 00:06:38,142 --> 00:06:40,008 Wha... we're a vegan bakery. 170 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:41,843 - That is our brand. - Hey, Marco, it's me again. 171 00:06:41,895 --> 00:06:44,262 - Uh, can you call me back? - All right. 172 00:06:44,314 --> 00:06:45,554 - Thanks. - Well, you know what? 173 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:47,766 - What's going on with Marco? - Ooh. 174 00:06:47,818 --> 00:06:49,184 I had a little too much to drink the other night. 175 00:06:49,236 --> 00:06:50,819 Oh, okay. 176 00:06:50,854 --> 00:06:53,488 And I thought it was okay with us, but I guess we're not. 177 00:06:53,524 --> 00:06:54,689 Wait. What? 178 00:06:54,691 --> 00:06:56,158 Oh, you want me to make the phone call for you? 179 00:06:56,193 --> 00:06:58,693 Sure, yeah, I'll do your job. 180 00:06:58,695 --> 00:07:00,195 On a lighter note, 181 00:07:00,247 --> 00:07:03,198 Ellen Tedford asked me to speak in front of her class. 182 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,667 - Hey, that's awesome. - I know. 183 00:07:05,702 --> 00:07:08,048 - Congratulations. - Yeah, you got it, sweetie. 184 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,197 Okay, bye. [Phone beeps] 185 00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:11,789 Mother... [sighs] 186 00:07:12,209 --> 00:07:13,493 Who's that? 187 00:07:13,518 --> 00:07:15,018 Idiot PR lady. 188 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,689 She's barely doing any press for the opening. 189 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:19,131 Apparently we're not distinctive enough. 190 00:07:19,183 --> 00:07:20,215 We need a hook. 191 00:07:20,217 --> 00:07:21,550 What was your hook in New York? 192 00:07:21,602 --> 00:07:23,635 We sell vegan stuff, and it's frickin' awesome, 193 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:25,387 and Scott's the go-to guy in Brooklyn, 194 00:07:25,389 --> 00:07:27,266 but according to asshole here, 195 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:30,430 we're late for the food-free food party in L.A. 196 00:07:30,561 --> 00:07:32,313 - Scott, tent Scott? - Yes. 197 00:07:32,941 --> 00:07:34,774 Do not sleep with him. 198 00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:37,399 I'm serious. Goes for everyone. 199 00:07:37,401 --> 00:07:38,400 I'm... Delia too. 200 00:07:38,402 --> 00:07:39,901 - You tell her that. - Jeez. 201 00:07:39,903 --> 00:07:41,903 He's hot as hell, but he's kind of a sex addict. 202 00:07:41,955 --> 00:07:43,538 [Phone buzzing] 203 00:07:43,574 --> 00:07:44,573 [Phone beeps] 204 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,360 Speaking of, that's... 205 00:07:46,816 --> 00:07:48,116 That's the sexy smile. 206 00:07:48,141 --> 00:07:49,997 That's Will. Is that Will? 207 00:07:50,022 --> 00:07:51,021 That's Will. 208 00:07:51,046 --> 00:07:53,802 [Chuckles] Sexy Will. 209 00:07:54,301 --> 00:07:55,864 He adores you. 210 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,028 Um, yes. 211 00:07:59,473 --> 00:08:03,091 Jo, what is happening with your apartment hunt? 212 00:08:03,143 --> 00:08:04,226 Wow, you just can't 213 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:06,069 stop pushing me out the door, can you? 214 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:07,794 No, I... no, I was... 215 00:08:07,819 --> 00:08:09,681 I left a message for a realtor. 216 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,407 Her face looked very nice on the bench. 217 00:08:12,436 --> 00:08:14,597 Okay, well, if there's anything I can do to help, I... 218 00:08:14,605 --> 00:08:15,937 You want to help me? 219 00:08:15,989 --> 00:08:18,356 You get every person you know to come to the bakery 220 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,388 so I don't go broke. 221 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:20,513 I got to go. 222 00:08:21,612 --> 00:08:23,794 Do not touch Scott's twinkie. 223 00:08:23,819 --> 00:08:25,138 I'm serious. 224 00:08:25,616 --> 00:08:28,617 [Disco music] 225 00:08:28,619 --> 00:08:30,418 ♪ ♪ 226 00:08:30,454 --> 00:08:32,015 - I couldn't wait to tell you. - Mm-hmm. 227 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:35,457 She was like that robot girl in the... what was that show? 228 00:08:35,459 --> 00:08:38,877 - (Both) "Small Wonder." - So scary mature. 229 00:08:38,929 --> 00:08:40,929 So she actually said, "we can't tell the ch... 230 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:42,180 We can't tell the children?" 231 00:08:42,216 --> 00:08:43,298 Basically, she did. 232 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,683 - Wow. Creepy. - Yeah, but you know what? 233 00:08:44,718 --> 00:08:46,118 It makes me sad, because I don't... 234 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:48,436 I don't want our kids to feel like they have to parent us. 235 00:08:48,472 --> 00:08:49,521 I want them to feel safe and secure. 236 00:08:49,556 --> 00:08:50,605 Our kids don't feel that way. 237 00:08:50,641 --> 00:08:52,190 - No? - Mm-mm. 238 00:08:52,226 --> 00:08:54,476 Also, they know that we are going through a transition. 239 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:56,978 For example, I am transitioning into a person 240 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:58,294 who's not wearing pants. 241 00:08:58,319 --> 00:08:59,591 [Laughs] 242 00:08:59,616 --> 00:09:00,816 Ow, what is that? 243 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:02,716 What? Oh, sorry. 244 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:05,909 That is called an independent film production office 245 00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:07,434 right here on my bed. 246 00:09:07,491 --> 00:09:09,716 You are a fancy Hollywood director. 247 00:09:11,075 --> 00:09:13,662 [Motor buzzing and revving] 248 00:09:13,714 --> 00:09:14,914 I'm gonna kill those guys. 249 00:09:14,965 --> 00:09:17,302 - What is it? - Damn leaf blower guy. 250 00:09:18,493 --> 00:09:20,877 Hey! Turn it off! It's all right. 251 00:09:20,902 --> 00:09:22,869 - Hey! Hey! - Let it go. 252 00:09:23,173 --> 00:09:24,389 Turn it off! 253 00:09:24,424 --> 00:09:26,925 - Jake? Hey. - Yeah! Thank you! 254 00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:28,476 Come back to bed. [Sighs] 255 00:09:28,512 --> 00:09:30,312 Which one of those beautiful ladies is the love interest 256 00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:31,429 of Mr. Lovett? 257 00:09:31,481 --> 00:09:34,015 We're not doing that. Not at all. 258 00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:36,017 What? But he's your star. 259 00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:38,019 Right, but we're... kind of. 260 00:09:38,071 --> 00:09:39,738 I mean, we're kind of... 261 00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:41,189 We're thinking about the whole thing differently. 262 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:42,574 He doesn't have a love interest. 263 00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:45,410 He doesn't come in till the third act of the film. 264 00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:46,611 Who thought that was a good idea? 265 00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:47,746 It's a dramatic tension thing. 266 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:49,331 - I thought it would... - What? 267 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:51,366 Are you giving me notes right now? 268 00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:52,917 Because I thought it was playtime. 269 00:09:52,953 --> 00:09:54,085 Sorry, no notes, no notes. I'm sorry. 270 00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:56,871 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sorry. 271 00:09:56,923 --> 00:09:58,373 Such a know-it-all, my God. 272 00:09:58,425 --> 00:09:59,507 Can't help it. 273 00:09:59,543 --> 00:10:00,925 Actually, though, I want... 274 00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:03,044 I meant to ask you one thing, 275 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:06,099 which is... this, 276 00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:07,411 here, this... 277 00:10:07,436 --> 00:10:11,889 Does this guy play to you as military intelligence? 278 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,169 He's a little young. 279 00:10:13,194 --> 00:10:14,606 - Okay, right? - Right. 280 00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:16,141 That's what I thought, but casting are... 281 00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:17,559 We are working. 282 00:10:17,561 --> 00:10:18,560 Oh. 283 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,739 - Yeah. - Sorry. 284 00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:22,450 Do you think maybe this place is too real for playtime? 285 00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:26,497 You think we need more of a "Fantasy Island" vibe? 286 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,787 Yeah, like a fancy hotel where we could... 287 00:10:28,822 --> 00:10:30,038 [Exhales sharply] 288 00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:32,574 We could get room service, have lots of sex. 289 00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:35,126 Oh, oh, oh, oh, what is the place with the, um... 290 00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:36,711 - The little... the little sundaes? - The little sundaes! 291 00:10:36,747 --> 00:10:38,163 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll look it up. 292 00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:39,581 No, no, wait, I can't. I have a meeting at 2:00 at SheShe. 293 00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:40,833 I don't care. 294 00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,417 If they saw us right now, I'd be so fired. 295 00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:43,668 'Cause you are so full of shit. 296 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,804 - 'Cause you're... - Hey. Hey, stop. 297 00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,255 I just... just cancel that meeting. 298 00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,653 I can't. 299 00:10:48,678 --> 00:10:51,345 It's with my managing editor and the woman who hates me. 300 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:52,903 I'm pitching divorce stories. 301 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,896 Okay, well, go pitch your divorce stories 302 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,064 and then go to the hotel 303 00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:58,466 and have sex with your husband. 304 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:02,981 No! *** 305 00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,567 Well, come to the opening, 306 00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:09,060 because we will show you who's derivative-ing who. 307 00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:12,825 Unbelievable, some vegan asshole... 308 00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:15,571 - Can you sign here, please? - Stole our frickin' faux-hos recipe, 309 00:11:15,596 --> 00:11:16,997 and he's tweeting it from his bakery. 310 00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:18,240 - Thank you. - I saw it this morning. 311 00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,224 Now look. 312 00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:20,998 Taste this. 313 00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:23,474 Oh, my God. 314 00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,346 What is this? 315 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:28,572 Our new signature, the cruffin nookie. 316 00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:31,520 Part muffin, part cookie, made with croissant dough 317 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:33,270 and baked to a crispy perfection. 318 00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:35,845 The n in "nookie" is just there to sound dirty. 319 00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,420 - This is unbelievable. - Mm-hmm. 320 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:39,020 How'd you make the croissant dough without butter? 321 00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:41,481 Are you kidding? There's, like, a pound of it in there. 322 00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:43,947 We're a vegan bakery. 323 00:11:43,972 --> 00:11:45,671 Not anymore. 324 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,607 When we did that in New York, it was, like, a radical shift, 325 00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:48,908 but now we're in L.A. 326 00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,566 The fat can be the new nonfat. 327 00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,530 Wrong, this is the vegan capital of the world. 328 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,832 Jo, you're not even a vegan anymore, and I'm not a vegan. 329 00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:57,388 I've never been a vegan. 330 00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,536 I have to eat this sorry-ass way because I have allergies. 331 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,421 Take this delicious abomination, 332 00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,123 destroy all evidence of this. 333 00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:06,876 Jo, I am an artist, and artists need to grow. 334 00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:08,428 No growing. You hear me? 335 00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,130 You stay the exact same size. 336 00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:11,631 No growing. 337 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:12,958 No change. 338 00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:16,553 Now, I got to go apartment hunting, so when I return, 339 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,645 this place better be piled high with vegan crap. 340 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,122 Come on! 341 00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:25,361 - Whoa. - Whoa. 342 00:12:25,397 --> 00:12:26,362 - Hi. - Hi. 343 00:12:26,398 --> 00:12:27,480 Going somewhere? 344 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,731 Yeah, a quick meeting out of the office. 345 00:12:28,783 --> 00:12:29,732 You're gonna have to cancel it. 346 00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:31,427 I have some bad news. 347 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,703 Grant Manning is dead. 348 00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,464 What? When? 349 00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:38,044 A couple days ago, ski accident. 350 00:12:39,082 --> 00:12:41,263 Black diamond run, hit a tree. 351 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,213 - How awful. - Yeah. 352 00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:45,298 Please forgive me for what I'm about to ask. 353 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,167 I'm way ahead of you, and the answer is no, 354 00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:49,886 he did not sign the divorce agreement before he died. 355 00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,054 Shit. 356 00:12:51,089 --> 00:12:53,973 Albert, I've worked on that case for over a year. 357 00:12:54,009 --> 00:12:56,216 Yeah, well, it's as if it never happened. 358 00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,677 Annie is still his wife, 359 00:12:59,264 --> 00:13:01,888 and she's fighting his daughter for property. 360 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,100 What can I do? 361 00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,519 Be in the conference room at 2:00 P.M. to mediate. 362 00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,417 Okay, be back in an hour. 363 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:11,028 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're still leaving? 364 00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:13,645 Yeah, I agreed to meet with a wedding planner. 365 00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:15,995 - It starts. - No, Albert, it stops. 366 00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,530 I meet once, and that's it. 367 00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:18,782 Then I'm done. 368 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,372 Everything's gonna be taken care of. 369 00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,418 [Indistinct chatter] 370 00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:23,920 Want to go around again? 371 00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,955 Yeah, sure. Why not? 372 00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:27,340 [Clears throat] 373 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,008 [Indistinct chatter] 374 00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:30,543 What are you wearing? I thought we were playing. 375 00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:31,708 You are. 376 00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,864 Walt. 377 00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,015 Who's Walt? 378 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,301 I hired a Manny to play sports with the boys while Max is gone. 379 00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:41,271 Yeah, he takes them surfing, plays tennis, football, 380 00:13:41,306 --> 00:13:42,506 basketball; It's great. 381 00:13:42,524 --> 00:13:43,890 Okay, so I get the Manny? 382 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:45,725 You don't seriously want to play basketball with me. 383 00:13:45,727 --> 00:13:46,859 No? 384 00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:47,894 So I will be Max's emotional proxy 385 00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:49,445 while Walt runs your ass off. 386 00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:50,842 - Walt, this is Jake. - Oh, hey, man. 387 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,858 - Thanks for letting me play. - My pleasure. 388 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,599 Now you kick my ass? Is that right? 389 00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:57,453 Come on, dude, we're just gonna have some fun, right? 390 00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:58,897 Look. I tell you what. 391 00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:01,124 You mind if I warm up a little bit? 392 00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,499 No, stretch it out. 393 00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:03,396 Yeah. 394 00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:11,584 So he's a strapping young man, 395 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,503 and your husband's out of town, and... 396 00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,587 - He's straight. - Mm-hmm. 397 00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:15,755 And it's not even like that. 398 00:14:15,807 --> 00:14:18,508 No, he did four years in Afghanistan. 399 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,976 He's going to UCLA. 400 00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:22,095 He's a good role model for the boys, so get your mind 401 00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:23,233 out of the gutter. 402 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,342 All right, your turn. 403 00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:27,967 Max tells me Becca's pregnant? 404 00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,645 Wow, way to respect the cone of silence, Max. 405 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,038 Well, did you tell him there was no spousal dispensation? 406 00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:35,405 No. 407 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,003 Okay, well, then the cone includes me. 408 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,358 You know the rules. 409 00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,342 What'd Abby say? 410 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,743 You haven't said anything? 411 00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,328 You know, things are delicate between us right now. 412 00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,580 You know what? 413 00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:50,249 Your kids are about to have a baby half-sibling. 414 00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:51,367 I mean, if you think this is gonna get 415 00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:53,085 easier to break to Abby the longer you wait, 416 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,991 you are seriously clueless. 417 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,467 [Grunting] 418 00:14:57,912 --> 00:14:59,128 Whoo. 419 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,094 [Upbeat music] 420 00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:05,180 Hold on, are we talking about your housekeeper, or... 421 00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:06,549 No, Brittany's. 422 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,883 The housekeeper's name is Brittany? 423 00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:10,269 No, sorry, the... Brittany is my friend. 424 00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:12,221 Marta is her housekeeper. 425 00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:15,975 Marta got married in Guatemala, but she broke up in the U.S., 426 00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,276 and she's been trying to get a divorce, 427 00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:18,561 but she needs her ex to sign the papers, 428 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,032 and she has no idea where he is. 429 00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:21,993 Okay, Abby, uh, 430 00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,067 what we want from you is your unique angle. 431 00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:28,454 - Right. - Lifestyle, aspirational, sexy. 432 00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:30,456 I just want to be more sensitive to our readers, 433 00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:32,915 many of whom are going through very difficult divorces. 434 00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:35,329 Their Guatemalan husbands are missing? 435 00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,072 Some of them, 436 00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:39,591 and I just thought it would be good 437 00:15:39,616 --> 00:15:44,953 if we could mix in some earthy, grounded stories with the fun. 438 00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:48,223 But you're the sexy face of divorce, okay? 439 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:50,809 You're not here to write about the sad, upsetting side. 440 00:15:50,845 --> 00:15:52,400 Ew, that's Barbara's face. 441 00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:53,755 No offense. 442 00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,865 So we want to see you out there at, um, gallery openings 443 00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:59,849 and fashion shows, artisanal food fairs. 444 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:02,708 Barbara is going to oversee you on this. 445 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,237 Ooh, call Cowan and get a list of escorts. 446 00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:08,170 No, not escort-escorts. 447 00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:09,945 I actually know one of those. 448 00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:11,864 I'll bet you do, but we're actually looking 449 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,116 for someone who's gonna look good in the photo. 450 00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:18,003 Ooh, get some buzzworthy men, or women, hey, whatever, right? 451 00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:20,289 Okay, so 1,000 words twice a week 452 00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,875 plus some glam photos of Abby's adventures. 453 00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:26,524 Ladies, let's sell some divorce. 454 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,415 [Jazzy music] 455 00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:32,648 I know sounds *** 456 00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,048 but I do think that this place needs both of us. 457 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,639 Gee, thanks, person who's been here five minutes. 458 00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,724 Idea. 459 00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,406 I think you should go on the dates instead of me. 460 00:16:44,431 --> 00:16:47,359 I can tag along with a photographer 461 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:50,820 and write all the pieces, but then you get to be glam. 462 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,145 First of all, I am glam. 463 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,981 Secondly, you're the sexy face. 464 00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,516 I'm the brains. 465 00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:58,931 That's what he said. 466 00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,986 That is not exactly what he said. 467 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:02,354 Look, I get it. 468 00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:03,989 This is too real. 469 00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,109 The world is not ready for this. 470 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,444 They all want to pretend to be you. 471 00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,245 Hell, I want to pretend to be you. 472 00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:12,281 Yeah, but, you know, we could... 473 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,329 We can't. 474 00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:15,417 I'm good at what I do. 475 00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:16,665 I will set this thing up, 476 00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,595 and then we'll see if you're any good at what you do. 477 00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,251 - I... - Mm-mm. 478 00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:23,728 Okay. Door. 479 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,628 ♪ ♪ 480 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,162 We're downtown. 481 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:28,631 Yes, I noticed that when I was driving in. 482 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,517 It took me 45 minutes to get here. 483 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,802 I guess I'll just have to get back in the car and go back. 484 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,137 Oh, come on, babe. It's just a meeting. 485 00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,689 Albert's going to understand. 486 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,063 No, he won't. One of my cases fell through. 487 00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,228 If I don't fix it today, 488 00:17:40,253 --> 00:17:42,013 the company's gonna lose a shit-ton of money. 489 00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,266 - Where's Jonathan? - I have no idea. 490 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,399 You're the first face that I've seen. 491 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,598 Hello? 492 00:17:46,728 --> 00:17:47,928 Anybody here? 493 00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:49,319 I'm on a clock. 494 00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:55,602 Jonathan? 495 00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:58,461 I am, and this is my assistant, Mayi. 496 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,579 Hmm. I am Delia Banai, 497 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,237 and this is my fiancé, Gordon beech. 498 00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:03,517 Follow me. 499 00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:10,499 [Ethereal music] 500 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:17,062 ♪ ♪ 501 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,751 I'm sorry. Wh... what is this? 502 00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,242 Choose five items. 503 00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:22,728 What for? 504 00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,335 It's a game just to get a sense of your taste. 505 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,423 I don't do games. 506 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,704 Maybe you could ask me direct questions. 507 00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:31,556 Invisibility or the power of flight? 508 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:33,620 I'm sorry? 509 00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:35,048 If your engagement photographs 510 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,466 are going to reflect who you are as a couple, 511 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,771 then I need to know who you are, 512 00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,353 so invisibility or the power of flight? 513 00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:43,684 I'm sorry. We have made a mistake. 514 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,665 I'm sorry to have wasted your time. 515 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,767 [Sighs] 516 00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:50,360 Yeah, just give us a second. 517 00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:54,401 Delia. 518 00:18:54,403 --> 00:18:56,123 Okay, that person planned Clooney's wedding? 519 00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:58,038 Come on back in, just 15 minutes, that's it. 520 00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:01,875 Do you have any idea how much 15 minutes is worth in my day? 521 00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,898 I know it well. I've paid your rates. 522 00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:05,289 And what does money have to do with anything at all? 523 00:19:05,341 --> 00:19:06,541 This is not about the money. 524 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:07,591 We have all the money we could ever need. 525 00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:08,676 This is about the firm. 526 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,134 I'm a partner, okay? 527 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,856 I care about what I do. 528 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:13,563 I don't care about the power of invisibility. 529 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,478 Oh, I don't either. 530 00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:16,423 The power of flight, 100%. [Scoffs] 531 00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,118 [Chuckles] 532 00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,603 I'm gonna see you later. 533 00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,243 Delia. 534 00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,188 [Sighs] 535 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,040 We're only getting married once. 536 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,509 Please just enjoy it with me. 537 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,933 Go back inside. 538 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,657 Make all the decisions. 539 00:19:38,602 --> 00:19:39,954 I'll agree to whatever you want. 540 00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:43,965 [Bass music] 541 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:51,412 ♪ ♪ 542 00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,595 Scott? Are you here? 543 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,293 Kitchen. 544 00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,923 - [Grunts] - [Bell rings] 545 00:19:58,948 --> 00:19:59,897 So you find a place? 546 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:02,089 Why are the shelves empty? 547 00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,614 Where's the baked stuff? 548 00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:05,121 Check these out. 549 00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:07,695 I call these carrot crakes, 550 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,446 made with carrot cake but baked with a croissant dough. 551 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,304 Stop it with the croissants already. What are you doing? 552 00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:15,379 Where are the faux-hos and the cheeseless cheesecake 553 00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:16,653 and the no-bake, dairy-free biscottis? 554 00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:18,962 - What are you doing? - Do you hear yourself? 555 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,329 Faux, less, no, free, 556 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,579 you are literally pimping deprivation. 557 00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:26,438 Vegans like deprivation. 558 00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,096 That is why they are vegan. 559 00:20:28,121 --> 00:20:31,853 Yeah, well, not this guy, not anymore. 560 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,095 So do you know what? 561 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:36,626 - I quit. - Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 562 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:37,817 You are gonna stay here. 563 00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,042 You're gonna do your job. 564 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:40,399 I don't want a job. 565 00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:42,257 Oh, well, excuse me, Mr. Artiste. 566 00:20:42,457 --> 00:20:43,573 You know what? 567 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:46,657 - I plucked you from a farmers' market... - Ah, don't even... 568 00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:48,712 A c-list farmers' market, baby, 569 00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:50,154 and you're gonna bail on me? 570 00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:51,511 You used to be the ballsiest chick I knew, 571 00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:53,001 and now you're just a... 572 00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:55,681 - Just another capitalist drone. - You're the one without the balls. 573 00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,290 You're afraid you can't cut it in L.A. 574 00:20:58,536 --> 00:20:59,669 - That's what's going on. - I... 575 00:20:59,694 --> 00:21:03,162 I hate L.A., little dogs in purses, 576 00:21:03,187 --> 00:21:04,368 but you know what? 577 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,692 I'm stimulated. 578 00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:07,868 Yeah, I'm having ideas. 579 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,103 [Percussive music] 580 00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:13,545 Change is good, Jo-Jo. 581 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,978 It feels like shit, but it's good. 582 00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:21,376 ♪ ♪ 583 00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:22,784 Ladies, sorry I'm late. 584 00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,313 Michelle, Annie, 585 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,563 my sincere condolences for your loss. 586 00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:30,215 My loss. 587 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,816 Dad was divorcing her. 588 00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,490 Ladies, I understand. 589 00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:35,899 This is very emotional for you both, 590 00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,829 but I have been told there is just one issue 591 00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:40,892 that needs to be resolved, and I'm confident that we... 592 00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,063 You're not getting the sperm. 593 00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:44,251 He agreed to let me have it in the divorce settlement. 594 00:21:44,442 --> 00:21:45,853 He never signed the papers. 595 00:21:45,878 --> 00:21:47,628 He wanted me to have a baby. 596 00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:49,446 Ladies, let's talk about something that we can agree on. 597 00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:51,798 We can agree that this psychopath, 598 00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:54,212 who was my best friend through junior high and high school, 599 00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:57,134 who practically grew up in my house, and the minute 600 00:21:57,159 --> 00:22:00,860 that I leave for college is screwing my dad, nice. 601 00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:02,063 You know what? 602 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,399 You are not getting one ounce of my father's jizz, 603 00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,057 do you understand? 604 00:22:07,082 --> 00:22:10,667 ♪ Ooh, think you like me ♪ 605 00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:12,358 [Disco music] 606 00:22:12,383 --> 00:22:14,683 [Indistinct chatter] ♪ what I was thinking ♪ 607 00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:16,056 More vitamins in this thing 608 00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:17,938 than I consumed all of last year. 609 00:22:18,347 --> 00:22:20,798 Maybe start putting tomatoes on your in-n-out burgers. 610 00:22:20,823 --> 00:22:22,071 Unlikely. 611 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:23,358 Just a suggestion. 612 00:22:23,972 --> 00:22:27,023 So I don't know. I just wanted to... 613 00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:29,259 I wanted to check in and see how you're feeling about everything. 614 00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:32,329 I'm okay. It depends on the day. 615 00:22:32,955 --> 00:22:34,095 [Murmurs indistinctly] 616 00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:39,743 A baby, that's... that's a big decision. 617 00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:42,157 Huge, it is, 618 00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:44,880 and I got to say, 619 00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:47,164 I feel like I kind of talked you into it. 620 00:22:48,329 --> 00:22:50,634 I mean, well, you know, you had decided to not have it. 621 00:22:50,659 --> 00:22:53,399 - And then I said whatever I... - Well... 622 00:22:53,424 --> 00:22:55,724 it's just really important, whatever you do, 623 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,132 that you follow your own instinct on it 624 00:22:58,157 --> 00:23:00,954 and that it's your decision, you know? 625 00:23:01,468 --> 00:23:04,290 So you're saying I shouldn't have the baby? 626 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:07,173 No, I'm... well, maybe. 627 00:23:07,198 --> 00:23:09,228 I'm saying you should do... 628 00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:11,306 That you should know that whatever you are gonna 629 00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:13,126 do is going to affect, you know, your life. 630 00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,368 So why do I feel like we're talking about you? 631 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,126 No, we're not talking... well, I mean, 632 00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:21,843 I've been very clear that 633 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,902 I can't do the baby thing again. 634 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,266 I thought you understood that. 635 00:23:26,377 --> 00:23:27,577 I mean, I've had my kids, 636 00:23:27,602 --> 00:23:28,968 and I... my life 637 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,110 is moving in a very different direction right now, and I 638 00:23:31,439 --> 00:23:33,095 just want to make sure we're on the same page with that. 639 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,087 Right. 640 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,188 - Okay, don't... don't get upset. - Totally same page. 641 00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:38,134 I'm just... 642 00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,742 What's happening? 643 00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:43,837 I'm having the baby. 644 00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:45,368 Okay. 645 00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:48,401 Thanks for checking in. 646 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:50,870 I... 647 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,248 Hey, what's up? You wanted to see me? 648 00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,762 There's a fashion show downtown 649 00:23:57,763 --> 00:23:59,386 at the new Broad Saturday night. 650 00:23:59,421 --> 00:24:01,722 Several top designers are premiering new pieces. 651 00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:03,276 You'll be wearing one of them. 652 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,008 These are for me? 653 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,143 Take them. Try 'em on. 654 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,227 More are coming. 655 00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:08,845 The stylist will decide. 656 00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:10,430 I have a stylist? 657 00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:13,150 We want sexy face to look as good as possible. 658 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,619 Well, who are the designers so I can look them up? 659 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,354 Why? You don't need to know. 660 00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:19,656 Well, how am I gonna cover the fashion shows 661 00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,503 if I don't know who the designers are? 662 00:24:22,077 --> 00:24:23,860 Calm down, Katie Couric. 663 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,445 You won't be reporting. 664 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,532 You'll sit in the front row with your date, who is TBD. 665 00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:30,306 We'll take pretty pictures. 666 00:24:30,331 --> 00:24:34,204 You will write about being you, and now I have a meeting. 667 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:38,041 [Mid-tempo music] 668 00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:40,177 Shakespeare, right? [Knocks] 669 00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,045 [Laughs] Come on in. 670 00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:46,503 Thank you. 671 00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,807 What is that? 672 00:24:48,999 --> 00:24:53,283 That is a wedding look book put together by my fiancé 673 00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:57,561 and a cartoon character named Jonathan. 674 00:24:57,613 --> 00:24:58,745 You're not gonna look at it? 675 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,365 Hmm? Uh, I abdicated. 676 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,400 Whatever Gordon chooses is fine with me. 677 00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:04,534 Really? 678 00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,690 Really. 679 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:14,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 680 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:20,979 [Clears throat] 681 00:25:22,057 --> 00:25:23,136 Wow. 682 00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:24,755 You know, I've never seen you in feathers, 683 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,306 but I'm sure that you can pull it off. 684 00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:29,393 Yeah, it is not gonna work, Albert. 685 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,727 Will the aerialists be up there 686 00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,706 during the entire ceremony? 687 00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:35,649 Ooh, pandas. 688 00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:38,652 [Jazzy music] 689 00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:44,441 ♪ ♪ 690 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,778 [Squeaking, water running] 691 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:49,030 Who's there? 692 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,281 [Faucet squeaks] 693 00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,281 Hey, babe. 694 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,834 Jesus. Where have you been? 695 00:25:53,869 --> 00:25:56,169 You haven't returned any of my calls. 696 00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:57,753 I got caught up. 697 00:25:58,507 --> 00:26:00,791 Hey, where's that lip balm with the, uh... 698 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,940 What is it, rose or whatever? 699 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,344 I need it. 700 00:26:04,379 --> 00:26:05,962 I'll... I'll find it. 701 00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:07,130 Hey, hey. 702 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,471 I got it. 703 00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:10,104 What? 704 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,143 What's this? 705 00:26:14,604 --> 00:26:18,495 It's something I wrote for the parent newsletter. 706 00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,894 They actually want me to talk about it in front of a class. 707 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,346 - [Chuckles] You wrote this? - Yeah. 708 00:26:22,364 --> 00:26:23,980 [Chuckles] That's funny, 709 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,698 'cause you didn't even graduate high school, 710 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:28,652 and now you're gonna teach 711 00:26:28,654 --> 00:26:31,010 at one of the most elite schools in L.A. 712 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,971 Why would you say that? 713 00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,588 Okay, I'm sorry. 714 00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:46,663 Oh, no, no, mm-mm. 715 00:26:51,418 --> 00:26:52,820 Have you been drinking? 716 00:26:52,956 --> 00:26:53,844 Huh? 717 00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,345 I said, have you been drinking? 718 00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:58,815 Uh, maybe. 719 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,643 It's not a big deal, whatever. No, it's a-it's a big deal. 720 00:27:02,729 --> 00:27:04,020 I think you need to call your sponsor, Marco. 721 00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:06,573 Okay, shh, we're just gonna go to bed, okay? 722 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,657 - Come on. - No, I don't... 723 00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:09,026 - Come on. - I don't want... 724 00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,823 Marco, this is serious. 725 00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:15,115 [Solemn music] 726 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:20,504 ♪ ♪ 727 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:23,507 [Upbeat rock music] 728 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:31,542 ♪ ♪ 729 00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:34,267 - Thank you. - Yes, sir. 730 00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:36,386 - Swanky. - Mm-hmm. 731 00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:38,807 I should have worn one of those outfits SheShe lent me. 732 00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,323 - Oh, for one of your dates? - Yeah. 733 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,477 Now, who are those dates with? 734 00:27:44,611 --> 00:27:46,396 Um, they're still hunting for somebody 735 00:27:46,421 --> 00:27:48,190 worthy of the face. 736 00:27:48,951 --> 00:27:50,534 - I'm worthy. - You are. 737 00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,402 - Mm-hmm. - [Chuckles] 738 00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:53,787 Mmm. [Camera shutter clicks] 739 00:27:53,822 --> 00:27:56,479 Oh, God, oh, God. Walk away. Walk away. 740 00:27:56,658 --> 00:27:59,120 - Somebody recognized me. - What? What? 741 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:00,994 [Camera shutter clicks, indistinct chatter] 742 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,213 - What? - Congratulations, Shannon. 743 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,081 You look incredible. 744 00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:06,393 Is David here too? 745 00:28:06,797 --> 00:28:08,025 He's inside booking a room. 746 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,586 It's date night, sweetheart. 747 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:10,837 The feng shui worked. 748 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,620 Put nine in a bowl. 749 00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:15,862 [Indistinct chatter] 750 00:28:16,211 --> 00:28:17,411 Abby! 751 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:28,260 - Can you believe that? - Yeah, she wasn't taking a picture of you. 752 00:28:28,295 --> 00:28:29,761 No, her camera was pointed directly at my... 753 00:28:29,797 --> 00:28:32,190 It was pointed at the real housewife of... you know, 754 00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:35,194 the actually famous person that was kind of nearby. 755 00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:36,925 Oh, my God. 756 00:28:37,044 --> 00:28:38,160 [Chuckles] Blonde with the... 757 00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:39,217 - It was hilarious. - Yeah. 758 00:28:39,379 --> 00:28:40,962 Okay, let's go. Let's go back. 759 00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,503 It's just... 760 00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,776 What, are you mad? 761 00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:47,562 When you think somebody might recognize you, you ditched me. 762 00:28:47,615 --> 00:28:48,647 It's a little embarrassing. 763 00:28:49,745 --> 00:28:51,033 because of my job. 764 00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:52,401 I can't have somebody Instagram 765 00:28:52,453 --> 00:28:54,620 a picture of me at a hotel with my ex-husband. 766 00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:56,682 Husband. We haven't actually filed the papers. 767 00:28:56,707 --> 00:28:57,612 Okay, please keep your voice down. 768 00:28:57,637 --> 00:28:59,875 I don't think I will, because I'm not hiding anything. 769 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,862 I'm not hiding either. We've talked about this. 770 00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:04,505 I literally just scraped my career out of the toilet, Jake. 771 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:05,276 I know. 772 00:29:05,301 --> 00:29:06,801 Okay, fine, so how long do we have to do this? 773 00:29:07,335 --> 00:29:08,535 Because if we are gonna work, 774 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,425 you have to ditch the doyenne of divorce thing. 775 00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:12,056 - You have to. - Oh, it's not that simple. 776 00:29:12,089 --> 00:29:14,089 Come on, would you... would you change your career? 777 00:29:14,114 --> 00:29:15,497 Would you quit your movie if I asked you to? 778 00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:16,605 It's not the same thing. 779 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,796 I don't have to lie to do my movie. 780 00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:18,787 - I'm not lying! - You are! 781 00:29:18,812 --> 00:29:19,778 I'm trying to figure things out. 782 00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:22,103 I'm trying to figure out us, 783 00:29:22,246 --> 00:29:24,663 me, my... my voice. 784 00:29:24,688 --> 00:29:26,104 Oh, your voice. 785 00:29:26,687 --> 00:29:27,686 Okay, forget work then. 786 00:29:27,738 --> 00:29:29,175 Have you told your friends about us? 787 00:29:29,946 --> 00:29:30,911 - Of course not. - Of course not. 788 00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,852 We decided that we wouldn't 789 00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:33,960 until we knew what we were doing. 790 00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:35,568 I know. I want you. 791 00:29:35,593 --> 00:29:37,059 I don't want you to go on stupid dates. 792 00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,253 I want to come home. 793 00:29:42,404 --> 00:29:44,714 Can you admit that you don't know if you want me? 794 00:29:48,175 --> 00:29:49,964 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 795 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:50,937 No, you can't. 796 00:29:51,679 --> 00:29:53,545 ["Bad Romance" playing] 797 00:29:53,597 --> 00:29:58,383 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, caught in a bad romance ♪ 798 00:29:58,385 --> 00:30:00,635 ♪ Rah, rah, rah-ah-ah ♪ 799 00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:02,804 ♪ Ro, mah, ro-mah-mah ♪ 800 00:30:02,856 --> 00:30:05,223 ♪ Gaga, ooh-la-la ♪ 801 00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:07,225 ♪ Want your bad romance ♪ 802 00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:09,471 ♪ Rah, rah, oh-rah-lah ♪ 803 00:30:09,496 --> 00:30:11,425 - ♪ Ro, mah, ro-mah-mah ♪ - Hey. 804 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:12,682 Hey. 805 00:30:14,866 --> 00:30:16,649 Oh, man. 806 00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:17,698 [Clears throat] 807 00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,168 - Do you want a coffee? - No, I'm good. 808 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,964 Been drinking coffee all day. 809 00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,534 Meetings, you know. 810 00:30:26,434 --> 00:30:28,612 We could have just met at my house. 811 00:30:29,932 --> 00:30:32,033 I can't go to your house anymore, Pheebs. 812 00:30:33,254 --> 00:30:34,698 I'm struggling, babe, 813 00:30:36,016 --> 00:30:40,219 and I can't... I can't get right if I'm with you, so... 814 00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,856 I don't have to drink around you. 815 00:30:45,881 --> 00:30:48,211 - It's not your fault. - It's not gonna work. 816 00:30:48,235 --> 00:30:50,159 Listen, we've done this before, okay? 817 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,003 Um... 818 00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:54,866 I got to do this on my own. 819 00:31:02,442 --> 00:31:04,120 I'm sorry. [Sighs] 820 00:31:05,786 --> 00:31:07,128 Yeah. 821 00:31:07,153 --> 00:31:08,986 [Sobbing] 822 00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:12,230 [Indie rock music] 823 00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:13,948 ♪ ♪ 824 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,924 [Camera shutter clicking] 825 00:31:16,949 --> 00:31:19,199 [Indistinct chatter] 826 00:31:19,224 --> 00:31:20,773 - Hey, just three straws. - Yeah. 827 00:31:20,798 --> 00:31:23,765 [Indistinct chatter and laughter] 828 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:25,039 ♪ ♪ 829 00:31:25,064 --> 00:31:27,096 Hey. The place looks fantastic. 830 00:31:27,983 --> 00:31:31,318 ♪ ♪ 831 00:31:31,343 --> 00:31:34,978 [Woman singing indistinctly] 832 00:31:35,003 --> 00:31:36,503 - Hey. - Hey. 833 00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,438 - Hi. - Thank you. 834 00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:42,667 So Jo was up all night last night helping with the "baking." 835 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,692 Oh, is that what kids are calling it these days? 836 00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:46,612 - Yes. - Baking? 837 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:48,804 - I want to bake you so bad. - Want to bake your face off. 838 00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:50,462 The baker just pinched my ass. 839 00:31:50,497 --> 00:31:51,580 Oh. 840 00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:53,940 I would be mad, but he's so cute. 841 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,448 - Attention, everyone! - [Clapping] 842 00:31:56,473 --> 00:31:59,940 Thank you so much for coming to the opening of Rize. 843 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:03,183 - Yay. - [Cheers and applause] 844 00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:06,159 Scott and I decided to come up with something new. 845 00:32:08,015 --> 00:32:12,161 To the right are all of our vegan favorites from Brooklyn. 846 00:32:12,186 --> 00:32:16,050 You have Scott's famous faux-hos, yummy, all that jazz. 847 00:32:16,075 --> 00:32:17,324 Now, to the left, 848 00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:21,471 we are unveiling Scott's new left-coast creations 849 00:32:21,549 --> 00:32:24,383 featuring the sexiest thing out of the kitchen 850 00:32:24,622 --> 00:32:26,038 since Scott himself. 851 00:32:26,063 --> 00:32:28,479 Ladies and gentlemen, the cruffin nookie. 852 00:32:28,956 --> 00:32:30,009 - [Whispers] Yeah. - Oh. 853 00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,367 - Whoo! - [Cheers and applause] 854 00:32:31,392 --> 00:32:33,058 - Yeah! - Ooh! 855 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,690 - [Applause] - [Laughs] 856 00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:37,487 I'm sorry, but the sign says it has butter? 857 00:32:37,512 --> 00:32:39,395 It should also say three days on the treadmill, like, 858 00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,337 without sleeping or eating. 859 00:32:41,362 --> 00:32:44,159 No, seriously, Rize will cater to the vegan and the non. 860 00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:45,485 Seriously? 861 00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:48,127 I thought this guy was the next vegan Jesus. 862 00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:50,136 Scott's an artist. 863 00:32:50,224 --> 00:32:52,390 He is. He's a genius. 864 00:32:52,442 --> 00:32:55,777 He's at the forefront of the big tent vegan movement, 865 00:32:55,812 --> 00:32:57,518 which starts here today. 866 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,209 Yeah, you want vegan? Swipe to the right. 867 00:32:59,234 --> 00:33:00,704 You want butter, you swipe to the left. 868 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,800 We've got something for your hipster girlfriend 869 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,081 and your grandma from Wisconsin. 870 00:33:05,106 --> 00:33:08,891 Everyone's welcome, except for dicks. 871 00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:10,876 If you got a problem with that, 872 00:33:10,911 --> 00:33:13,878 L.A.'s got a zillion other vegan treateries 873 00:33:13,903 --> 00:33:15,948 right out that door, pal. 874 00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:19,159 [Speaking spanish] 875 00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:20,801 [Cheers and applause] 876 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:24,526 - Cheers, cheers. Cheers. - Everyone eat. Yeah! 877 00:33:24,551 --> 00:33:25,967 Whoo! 878 00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:31,017 - Thank you for that. - Of course, you're welcome. 879 00:33:31,397 --> 00:33:33,097 You know, I've been thinking, maybe we should... 880 00:33:33,122 --> 00:33:34,714 I'm not gonna sleep with you. 881 00:33:35,687 --> 00:33:37,103 Okay. 882 00:33:38,021 --> 00:33:40,989 [Rock music] 883 00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:42,274 ♪ ♪ 884 00:33:42,326 --> 00:33:44,198 - To Jo. - Whoo! 885 00:33:44,678 --> 00:33:45,610 Mm. 886 00:33:45,635 --> 00:33:47,354 - Salud. - [Murmurs indistinctly] 887 00:33:47,379 --> 00:33:50,213 Mm, oh, we need more champagne. 888 00:33:50,238 --> 00:33:51,557 You should go. 889 00:33:52,277 --> 00:33:54,527 [Chuckles] 890 00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,817 - Hey, girl. - Hey. 891 00:33:58,842 --> 00:34:00,050 Hey. 892 00:34:00,075 --> 00:34:04,072 I know I've been a beast these past couple of days, 893 00:34:04,097 --> 00:34:07,589 but, um, Scott tells me change is good, 894 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,948 and I'm gonna pretend that goes for me too. 895 00:34:11,964 --> 00:34:13,722 - [Laughing] - I'm sorry. 896 00:34:13,774 --> 00:34:15,721 Aww, does that mean we're good? 897 00:34:16,109 --> 00:34:18,193 Well, we, uh... we could be. 898 00:34:18,312 --> 00:34:19,311 - We could be. - Good. 899 00:34:19,336 --> 00:34:21,536 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 900 00:34:24,516 --> 00:34:26,143 [Both laugh] 901 00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:28,084 Am I supposed to talk more? 902 00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,993 Well, I was hoping you'd tell me the real reason 903 00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:34,510 why you kicked me out is because you're... 904 00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:36,792 You're back with Jake. 905 00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:41,878 What's wrong? 906 00:34:42,661 --> 00:34:45,253 Marco and I are done. 907 00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:48,379 - Officially over. - Hmm. 908 00:34:48,852 --> 00:34:50,135 He started drinking again, 909 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,778 and I guess he can't get better with me around. 910 00:34:56,211 --> 00:34:57,550 Zooey told you? 911 00:34:58,474 --> 00:34:59,659 Zooey knew? 912 00:35:00,269 --> 00:35:02,729 Uh, she... 913 00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:04,261 How... how did you know that... 914 00:35:04,286 --> 00:35:06,336 I... well, Jake's always around the house 915 00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:08,778 with the... with the... hanging out with the heart-to-hearts. 916 00:35:08,852 --> 00:35:10,518 Back up. How did my kid find out? 917 00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,126 Um... 918 00:35:14,422 --> 00:35:15,253 No. 919 00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:18,104 She walked in on you? Oh, my God. 920 00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,344 - No, no, we were... - Did she see his penis? 921 00:35:19,376 --> 00:35:21,471 We were kissing. That's all. 922 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:22,817 That's all. We were just kissing. 923 00:35:22,842 --> 00:35:24,058 You told her not to tell me? 924 00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:25,499 Of course I'd never do that! 925 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,975 No, Zooey actually thought that it was best 926 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,666 that she keep it to herself. 927 00:35:29,716 --> 00:35:31,099 Are you listening to yourself right now? 928 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:32,434 Oh, God, I'm so sorry I didn't tell you. 929 00:35:32,469 --> 00:35:33,468 I should have told you. 930 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,020 Just all this bullshit 931 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,865 about it being in my best interest to move out 932 00:35:36,890 --> 00:35:38,675 - when it was really about you... - Could you lower your voice, please? 933 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,535 Sliding back in the crazy with Jake! 934 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,227 You know what? Just, all my stuff with Jake, 935 00:35:42,279 --> 00:35:43,361 that's really none of your business. 936 00:35:43,397 --> 00:35:44,813 It is when my kid walks in on it. 937 00:35:44,865 --> 00:35:45,980 Well, your kid walks in on it 938 00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:47,399 because you have been living at my house 939 00:35:47,451 --> 00:35:48,651 for the past couple of months. 940 00:35:48,676 --> 00:35:51,643 Come on, Jo. Do I get any credit for that? 941 00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:54,771 Ladies and gentlemen, 942 00:35:54,796 --> 00:35:57,263 the frickin' Abby show all over again. 943 00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,787 Wait. Which show is that? 944 00:35:58,812 --> 00:36:00,278 Is that the show where I save your ass over and over? 945 00:36:00,303 --> 00:36:01,685 Because that is in fucking reruns at this point. 946 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,092 It's the show where you pretend to be something 947 00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,918 you are not, like happy, 948 00:36:05,943 --> 00:36:07,589 or single, 949 00:36:08,262 --> 00:36:10,846 or a good friend, my God. 950 00:36:11,321 --> 00:36:14,356 [Tense music] 951 00:36:22,757 --> 00:36:24,573 - Jo. - Uh-huh. 952 00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:28,253 I am so sorry about everything, especially Zooey. 953 00:36:28,278 --> 00:36:31,078 I should have... I should have come to you right away. 954 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,298 Water under the bridge. 955 00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:35,655 - Yeah? - Yeah. 956 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,880 Yeah. 957 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,260 Well, do you have to run? 958 00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:41,198 Uh, yeah, I've got to pick up some packing supplies and boxes. 959 00:36:41,441 --> 00:36:42,641 Oh, you found a place? 960 00:36:42,642 --> 00:36:44,108 - Yeah, I did. - That's great. 961 00:36:44,143 --> 00:36:45,943 - It's temporary, but it'll do. - Yeah. 962 00:36:45,978 --> 00:36:49,146 You know, we just... we really need to get out. 963 00:36:51,212 --> 00:36:53,095 [Sighs] 964 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,659 You're not gonna say anything to anyone about Jake, are you? 965 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,471 Unbelievable. 966 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,088 [Phone chimes and beeps] 967 00:37:01,366 --> 00:37:03,733 Tell Jake he can come over anytime. 968 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,362 Uh, the coast is clear. 969 00:37:06,332 --> 00:37:09,300 [Solemn music] 970 00:37:09,335 --> 00:37:14,638 ♪ ♪ 971 00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:17,641 [Jazzy music] 972 00:37:17,677 --> 00:37:22,323 ♪ ♪ 973 00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:24,932 - [Knock at door] - Come in. 974 00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:27,651 Your 11:00's here. 975 00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:32,061 There's no name on the schedule. 976 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:33,440 New client. 977 00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:36,800 Okay, send him in. 978 00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:42,667 Hey, handsome. 979 00:37:43,619 --> 00:37:45,002 Wish I knew you were stopping by. 980 00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:47,037 I've got a client about to come in here any second. 981 00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:48,756 - He just did. - Excuse me? 982 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:49,893 Jonathan? 983 00:37:51,215 --> 00:37:54,956 Okay, what is happening? 984 00:37:55,214 --> 00:37:56,824 Okay, I booked a half an hour of your time 985 00:37:56,849 --> 00:37:58,215 to take engagement photos. 986 00:37:58,267 --> 00:37:59,383 We don't even have to go anywhere. 987 00:37:59,385 --> 00:38:00,901 We can do them right here in the office. 988 00:38:00,926 --> 00:38:03,210 I know your time is valuable. That's why I scheduled some, 989 00:38:03,235 --> 00:38:05,518 and I promise you're gonna see less and less of Jonathan. 990 00:38:06,301 --> 00:38:07,885 - You're pretty smart. - Hmm. 991 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,712 You should meet the woman I'm marrying. 992 00:38:12,018 --> 00:38:13,901 [Percussive music] 993 00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:15,839 Jonathan? 994 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:18,512 - Yeah. - [Clears throat] 995 00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:21,488 [Relaxed music] 996 00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:25,182 ♪ ♪ 997 00:38:25,207 --> 00:38:26,290 Yes. 998 00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:29,284 ♪ ♪ 999 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:30,370 Yes, 1000 00:38:30,753 --> 00:38:34,779 and... yes. 1001 00:38:34,804 --> 00:38:36,917 ♪ ♪ 1002 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,120 [Grunts] 1003 00:38:42,401 --> 00:38:44,151 I need to tell you something. 1004 00:38:44,846 --> 00:38:47,323 Yeah, I wanted to tell you something too. 1005 00:38:48,634 --> 00:38:50,018 Oh, okay. 1006 00:38:53,351 --> 00:38:54,948 Jo is moving out. 1007 00:38:56,409 --> 00:38:57,471 Really? 1008 00:38:57,496 --> 00:39:00,237 - For reals, and... - [Sighs] 1009 00:39:00,262 --> 00:39:03,073 And radical honesty? 1010 00:39:03,783 --> 00:39:06,026 A little scared now, but okay. 1011 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,010 Um... 1012 00:39:09,071 --> 00:39:11,909 I'm just not ready to live together again. 1013 00:39:13,536 --> 00:39:14,784 Okay. 1014 00:39:15,928 --> 00:39:17,761 I just feel like I've started something, 1015 00:39:17,797 --> 00:39:19,630 and I need to see it through. 1016 00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,082 I've got the book. I've got SheShe. 1017 00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,899 Well, I can't be your boyfriend, Abby. 1018 00:39:23,436 --> 00:39:24,852 I know. I get that. I do. 1019 00:39:24,887 --> 00:39:29,680 And I'm saying that whatever we had, 1020 00:39:29,939 --> 00:39:31,272 we were miserable. 1021 00:39:31,316 --> 00:39:36,016 Yeah, and we're doing better, trying harder. 1022 00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:39,605 And you have to stop pretending like it isn't happening. 1023 00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,963 I mean, we might be together for the rest of our lives, 1024 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:45,227 and I might not be the face of divorce after all, 1025 00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:49,781 but I really do need something different. 1026 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:53,307 [Gentle music] 1027 00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,344 I get that. 1028 00:39:56,205 --> 00:39:57,813 - [Sighs] - Yeah. 1029 00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,211 Just one day at a time. 1030 00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:01,750 Okay? 1031 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,617 ♪ ♪ 1032 00:40:04,642 --> 00:40:05,879 Mm-hmm. 1033 00:40:06,842 --> 00:40:08,392 ♪ ♪ 1034 00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,063 You wanted to tell me something? 1035 00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,930 [Sighs] Okay. 1036 00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:20,985 ♪ ♪ 1037 00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:27,563 - Radical honesty. - Yeah? 1038 00:40:28,534 --> 00:40:36,534 ♪ ♪ 1039 00:40:37,564 --> 00:40:39,814 I'm going to Latvia for four months. 1040 00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:41,172 Right. 1041 00:40:41,197 --> 00:40:44,320 Yeah, we cannot make any big decisions before that. 1042 00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:46,700 ♪ ♪ 1043 00:40:46,725 --> 00:40:48,234 Oh, okay, sure. 1044 00:40:49,271 --> 00:40:51,889 ♪ ♪ 1045 00:40:51,891 --> 00:40:54,274 We'll figure it all out post-Latvia. 1046 00:40:54,815 --> 00:40:56,698 ♪ ♪ 1047 00:40:56,723 --> 00:40:59,474 - Yeah, exactly. - Okay. 1048 00:40:59,615 --> 00:41:07,615 ♪ ♪ 1049 00:41:08,681 --> 00:41:10,881 [Grunts] 1050 00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:15,492 ♪ ♪ 1051 00:41:15,789 --> 00:41:18,790 - Thank you very much. - You're welcome. 1052 00:41:19,391 --> 00:41:20,695 Howdy, neighbor. 1053 00:41:24,078 --> 00:41:26,459 [Laughing] 1054 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,119 [Upbeat pop music] 1055 00:41:28,144 --> 00:41:32,429 ♪ ♪ 1056 00:41:32,431 --> 00:41:35,649 [Camera shutters clicking] 1057 00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:43,685 ♪ ♪ 1058 00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:54,278 -- Synced/corrected by ChrisKe/PetaG -- -- and robtor -- 1058 00:41:55,305 --> 00:42:01,492 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org