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At best party ever.

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<i>All of Brooklyn and two-thirds
of Manhattan will be here.</i>

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- Oh!
- Marnie, this is... this is Audrey.

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This happened in two weeks?

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That is Adam and I am
not gonna talk to him.

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- You seem great.
- Thank you.

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- I just smoked crack. That's gonna happen?
- You're gonna be fine.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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- Shoshanna!
- Do not get raped by the man in plaid.

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- Tako: <i>Is that how you know Adam?</i>
- Hannah: <i>How?</i>

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- Through A.A.
- He's in A.A.?

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Jeff: <i>I can't believe I
texted you to hang out.</i>

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Oh, my God.
I'm that guy.

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I don't think you're cool.

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Let's let cooler heads
prevail... Oh, my God!

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I can't do this kind
of thing anymore.

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You're a tease.

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Please stop the bike, Adam!

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( Brakes squeak )

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Look, kid, I don't know
what you want from me.

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Do you want me
to be your boyfriend?

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Sync & corrections by into-the-light,
www.addic7ed.com

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 <i>( Music playing )</i>

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<i>( Hannah laughs )</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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That is the cutest thing I've
ever seen in my whole life.

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I was an amazing child.

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Could you fly?

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Could I what?

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Could you fly?

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Could <i>you</i> fly?

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No, I couldn't fly, but then again,
I didn't have ears that big.

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- Now you're gonna get it.
- ( Laughing )

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I was joking.
I was joking.

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Too bad, 'cause this is gonna
hurt you more than it does me.

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You were a beautiful baby.

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<i>♪ Oh, run, run, run ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, it's a long way down... ♪</i>
<i>( Bag rustling )</i>

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<i>♪ But I am closer to the clouds... ♪</i>
<i>( Crunching )</i>

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<i>♪ up here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can take</i>
<i>everything I have ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You can break</i>
<i>everything... ♪</i>

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- <i>( Hannah moans )</i>
- Adam: <i>Oh, God.</i>

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- Hannah: <i>Oh, my God.</i>
- Adam: <i>Would you have fucked a four-year-old me?</i>

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Hannah:
<i>I was only two.</i>

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Adam: <i>How fat were you?
Be honest.</i>

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- <i>( Bedsprings squeaking )</i>
- <i>( Hannah moaning )</i>

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- <i>Oh, my God.</i>
- Adam: <i>That's what I thought.</i>

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<i>You were probably</i>
<i>a really late walker...</i>

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- Oh, my God.
- <i>...And you were probably toilet trained really late.</i>

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Hannah: <i>Oh, God. Oh, my God.</i>

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( Slams )
<i>♪ Like a skyscraper... ♪</i>

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- Hannah: <i>Oh.</i>
- Adam: <i>Go, go, go, go, go.</i>

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Hannah: <i>Oh, I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come.</i>

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<i>One more time.</i>
<i>( Moaning )</i>

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Adam:
<i>That was fast.</i>

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- Hannah: <i>Thank you.</i>
- Adam: <i>Thank</i> you.

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<i>♪ Like a skyscraper. ♪</i>

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Girls - 1x08 - "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too"
Original air date: 03.06.2012.

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- You'll feel it soon.
- I won't.

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( Panting ) I told you, okay,
endorphins don't work on me,

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And anyone who's ever promised me a
runner's high is full of bullshit.

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- <i>Okay... no, no, no, no.</i>
- This is embarrassing.

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- No, no, no, no, no.
- You go on without me.

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You just gotta reach your
threshold and run past it.

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- <i>Come on, high-five me.</i>
- Your hands are, like, 10 feet from me.

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<i>So catch the fuck up!</i>
<i>High-five me!</i>

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- <i>Come on!</i>
- I don't like this, Adam.

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- Yes, yes.
- I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

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Fuck, yes. I fucking love it.
Hannah, you're doing awesome.

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- I hate this! Whoo!
- That's great.

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- This'll change your life, I swear it.
- Whoo! Into what?

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Whoa, pace yourself, kid.
Pace yourself.

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Wow, no. Wow!

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What the fuck?!
Get up.

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You're, like, three blocks
from your house!

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You could hop home.

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No, get up!

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Come on!

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Charlie's in the bushes!

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Charlie's in the bushes!
Come on!

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( Laughing )

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Oh, my God.

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- Fucker. What?
- Look.

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The ice-cream truck is parked
directly in front of my house.

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- It's like life is a dream.
- Oh, shit.

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- What?
- I don't do ice cream. It's like sweet mucus.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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( Laughing )
Yes.

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- I mean, you can have some, though.
- Do you have any cash?

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Look at me... I'm not even
wearing any underwear.

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- Where would I put cash?
- I'm not wearing any underwear either.

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- Hey.
- Man: <i>Hey.</i>

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She'll show you her tits if
you give her some ice cream.

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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Yes, you will.

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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Just kidding. I have $5.

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Mm-mm.

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If you don't like ice
cream, what do you like?

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I like you.

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I'm done with these.

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<i>( Shorts thud softly )</i>

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( Emphatically )
Hello.

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- Hannah: Marn, you okay?
- <i>Of course I am.</i>

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<i>What, I can't just, like,</i>
<i>catch up on some stuff</i>

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<i>from the comfort of my own bed</i>
<i>on a weekend morning?</i>

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Okay, well,
is it Charlie stuff?

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He and Audrey went to Rome.
They went to fucking Rome.

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She had a work trip to Milan and then
they took a couple of days in Rome.

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And he was making all those wishes
at those, like, overrated fountains

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And they took a bajillion
pictures of it.

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- This is your ex-boyfriend?
- Yes.

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And you still wanna tap that?

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Well, we were seriously
involved for four years

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and I am now dealing
with the deeply painful fact

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that I'm probably not
gonna end up with him.

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Okay, you never wanted
to <i>end up</i> with him.

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Hannah, don't minimize.

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- That shit's really hard.
- Sorry.

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- Adam: <i>I'm sorry to hear you're going through that.</i>
- Thank you.

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When I broke up with my
girlfriend from college... so sad.

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I lost 30 pounds.
I couldn't move or talk

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<i>or get my dick hard,</i>
<i>but it also made me go,</i>

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"Hey, who am I
and what do I want?"

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Then I was like, boom,
I know who I am.

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I wanted to switch majors
and buy a circular saw,

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and I promised myself that I'd
follow my gut no matter what.

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And I'd do what
makes me <i>feel</i> good.

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<i>What makes you feel good?</i>

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I like... reading.

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( Chortles )

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- ( Cell phone ringing )
- Hannah: Oh, here.

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- Okay, we gotta jet out. We gotta go to tech.
- Okay.

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Yo, skank. Where you at?
Gettin' that pussy pounded?

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- It's my sister.
- Oh.

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No one's ever taken me to
their tech rehearsal before.

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( Laughs )

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You just say "tech."

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Sorry that I don't
know all the terms.

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I'm just a little bit
nervous to see it, you know?

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- Like, are you nervous to have me see it?
- No.

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I'm really excited
for you to see it

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Because I'm really good
at acting and writing.

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Plus, the play
<i>could</i> be really good.

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Ew.

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Gay.

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What?
<i>( Knocks at door )</i>

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- Hello? Who is it?
- <i>It's Jessa.</i>

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<i>Let me in.</i>
<i>My thighs are on fire.</i>

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<i>( Knocking at door )</i>
Hi.

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Oh, my God.

151
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Ugh! My thighs are really rubbing
together like nobody's business.

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It's like they're red
and raw and burning hot.

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Feels like I had an epic
fuckfest with a ghost.

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I just wish I had a
wheelchair for June and July.

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Hannah isn't here.
She left with Adam.

156
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But we had a plan.
She knew that I lost my job

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and she was gonna
console me today.

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Yeah, well, get used to it.

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I mean, she hasn't really been
very good about keeping many plans

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these days, or really any days.

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Actually, she's always been
flaky about keeping plans.

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And then, like, apologizing for
it like you're gonna shoot her.

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Have you ever noticed
when she gets dressed up,

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She'll, like, put on
a good dress and nice shoes

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and then, like, do her lipstick and then
will, like, leave her forehead shiny?

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- Yes. Yeah.
- <i>Right?</i>

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It's like you've come this far.

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- Both: Wash your forehead.
- I know.

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It would be very easy.

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Maybe now that she has
this boyfriend,

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she'll start taking
better care of herself.

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What's the deal with that guy?

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Is he, like, a great thinker
or just a total fucking idiot?

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I don't know... he's not,
like, un-nice or anything.

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He's just fucking weird.

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Like, I walked into the
bathroom the other day...

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I kid you not, he was sitting
there, taking a shit

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and drinking milk at the same
time, and just stared at me.

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That kind of a person would just totally
masturbate in front of anyone any day.

180
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Ew. I'm sure you're right.

181
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I don't know...
I just feel bad for her.

182
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She's never had a normal boyfriend
that's not gay, you know?

183
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I don't know... maybe she just
doesn't realize how bizarre he is.

184
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You look really gorgeous.

185
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<i>I love you all stripped down.</i>

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I've never been
this miserable in my life.

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<i>It's totally working.</i>

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No, okay.

189
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It's my first day
of the sixth grade.

190
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Mm, I don't know where to sit.

191
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I just moved to town last week

192
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and I've spent every day since
either reading in my hammock

193
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or jerking off,
which I just learned to do.

194
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And I'm pretty sure
I'm the only one

195
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who knows how to perform
this awesome trick.

196
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You just pull your wiener till it's
hard and suddenly, it's a cock.

197
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<i>And I know everyone</i>
<i>in bio class is looking at me</i>

198
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<i>because who else is 6'3"</i>
<i>when they're 12 years old?</i>

199
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<i>I smell like sweat.</i>

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I smell like a gerbil as I sit down
and try hard to make eye contact

201
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with Shelby Carruthers.

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Hey!
I like your pen.

203
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Did you get it at the mall?

204
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It's not a regular pen, right?

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She got up and moved
five chairs down

206
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and didn't talk to me again for
five years until junior year

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when I fucked her
on the strip of lawn

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between the liquor store
and the dog salon.

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And the whole time,
I was seeing that pen...

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Its pink, fuzzy end
moving through the air.

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"That'll teach you.
That'll teach you.

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<i>That'll teach you."</i>

213
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I haven't figured the rest
of that bit out, Gavin,

214
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So we can skip
to the canoe part.

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216
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I haven't been on this
river in a long time.

217
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( Beatboxes )

218
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♪ Yo, yo, yo, I love
boy scout camp ♪

219
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♪ Who says we be gettin'
too old for this shit? ♪

220
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( Beatboxing )

221
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♪ I love s'mo-o-ores... ♪

222
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- What?

223
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- That's not what we talked about.
- Well, I changed it a little.

224
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It's an easy joke...
the wigger joke.

225
00:10:43,386 --> 00:10:45,620
Everyone laughs at the white
guy doing the black voice.

226
00:10:45,655 --> 00:10:49,725
I'm just trying to bring
some comedy to it, man.

227
00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:54,129
All the stuff you've been doing
is like rejection and date rape.

228
00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:55,831
Real shit.

229
00:10:55,865 --> 00:10:58,100
Gavin, there was a lot of
complex stuff being expressed

230
00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,369
in what you wrote,
a lot of pathos.

231
00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:02,337
Give people a chance
to process that.

232
00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:05,308
Don't be afraid that if they're not
laughing, they're not feeling.

233
00:11:05,342 --> 00:11:08,878
Look, you owe it to yourself to try
stripping that thing down a little.

234
00:11:08,912 --> 00:11:10,747
Maybe just one "Yo."

235
00:11:10,781 --> 00:11:14,250
And throw some of the lines away
a little and lose that hat.

236
00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:22,491
You're a hero, man.

237
00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:27,330
You keep me honest.
Seriously, thank you.

238
00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:28,865
No problem.

239
00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:31,434
- We'll work on it tomorrow.
- No, I don't think so.

240
00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:33,669
What?

241
00:11:33,703 --> 00:11:35,337
I just don't think
this is my thing.

242
00:11:35,371 --> 00:11:38,073
Are you for real?
We open in two weeks.

243
00:11:38,107 --> 00:11:39,841
Yeah, I'm for real.
Good luck with it, man.

244
00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,843
- You're... you're serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.

245
00:11:41,877 --> 00:11:43,378
You can't do this to me, Adam.

246
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:46,080
I invested 2,000 bucks.

247
00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:49,416
<i>I can't get that back.</i>
<i>You didn't invest anything.</i>

248
00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:51,685
Yeah, I did... my time.

249
00:11:51,719 --> 00:11:54,288
And I can't get my time back,
so I guess we're even.

250
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,037
It's just, like,
fucking people.

251
00:12:09,072 --> 00:12:10,439
Shit, I met him.

252
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,240
He tells me he's down
to do one kind of thing

253
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,909
And it's another
kind of fucking thing.

254
00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:17,245
If I knew he was gonna bust out that
"Yo, yo, yo" shit, I would've stayed home.

255
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,947
I really liked your monologue.

256
00:12:18,981 --> 00:12:20,782
Like, maybe you could
use it for something else.

257
00:12:20,817 --> 00:12:22,350
Anyway, it's for the best.

258
00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:24,786
I need to focus
on building my boat.

259
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,255
You know, people don't always
get it right on the first try.

260
00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,858
Like, you have to teach them how to
please you or you have to compromise.

261
00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:33,027
Not in your art.
That shouldn't be a compromise.

262
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:35,062
- ( Tires screech )
- ( Horn honks )

263
00:12:35,096 --> 00:12:36,863
Would you fucking watch it?!

264
00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:38,565
I'm walking
with a fucking woman!

265
00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:40,066
Can you see that? Huh?

266
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:45,871
You wanna hit a fucking woman with your
fucking car, You fucking cunt-satchel?

267
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,772
Fuck you!

268
00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:52,043
Oh, my God.

269
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:54,512
Adam!

270
00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:57,481
- She's got nothing on you.
- Mm.

271
00:12:57,516 --> 00:13:00,084
Really, and it makes me
question his taste

272
00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:04,756
because you are a striking and classic
beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.

273
00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,958
Jessa, you don't
have to do this.

274
00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:09,160
- Do what?
- <i>This.</i>

275
00:13:09,195 --> 00:13:10,662
Like, pretending we're friends.

276
00:13:10,696 --> 00:13:12,697
I really can't handle
being mocked right now.

277
00:13:12,732 --> 00:13:15,600
- Are you serious, Marnie?
- We've known each other for six years;

278
00:13:15,635 --> 00:13:17,236
You've known my name for three.

279
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:18,371
I care for you.

280
00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:20,273
<i>I do.</i>
<i>I really do.</i>

281
00:13:20,307 --> 00:13:23,309
And if you don't see that, then
that's a failing on my part

282
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:27,681
because I really admire your work
ethic, your commitment to hygiene.

283
00:13:27,716 --> 00:13:32,386
I think you are smart and kind and...
- Uptight.

284
00:13:33,288 --> 00:13:34,522
A bit, yes.

285
00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:36,523
That isn't fun for me.
Do you realize that?

286
00:13:36,558 --> 00:13:39,326
Being the uptight girl?
I hate it.

287
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,663
Charlie had to find someone
else to go to Rome with.

288
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:46,333
No one ever asks me to get, like,
friendship tattoos or whatever.

289
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,902
Sometimes being
inside my own head

290
00:13:48,937 --> 00:13:53,173
is so exhausting that
it makes me wanna cry.

291
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,742
So then get out of there
for a little while.

292
00:13:57,844 --> 00:13:59,879
Fucker!

293
00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:03,248
- Let's not go outside again today, okay?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

294
00:14:03,283 --> 00:14:06,051
It seems better
when we don't go outside.

295
00:14:06,085 --> 00:14:07,852
So...

296
00:14:09,722 --> 00:14:11,590
What do you wanna do now?

297
00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:14,593
Um, take a shower.

298
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:39,653
( Screams )

299
00:14:41,623 --> 00:14:43,857
Sorry, you really
scared me, Adam.

300
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,993
<i>No, thank you.</i>

301
00:14:51,232 --> 00:14:53,200
I'm good, thanks.

302
00:14:57,438 --> 00:15:00,907
- It's for your split ends.
- Thank you.

303
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:10,481
( Snickering )

304
00:15:10,516 --> 00:15:13,117
- <i>( Urinating )</i>
- What?

305
00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,555
Oh, my God!

306
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,423
Oh, my God,
you're peeing on me!

307
00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:22,526
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God, stop it!
- ( Adam laughing )

308
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,894
You're still doing it!
Stop it!

309
00:15:24,929 --> 00:15:26,763
- Chill, kid. It's just pee.
- It's gross.

310
00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:28,231
It's not funny,
so stop laughing.

311
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:30,600
- It's gross!
- Urine is sterile.

312
00:15:30,634 --> 00:15:32,602
A lot of people urinate
on wounds to heal them.

313
00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:35,038
Really?
A lot of people do that?

314
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:39,210
It doesn't make sense
to get out now.

315
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,579
- There's pee on you.
- <i>( Screams )</i>

316
00:15:41,614 --> 00:15:44,716
- Jessa: <i>So you were how old?</i>
- I was 14.

317
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:47,319
Oh, my God.
To who, your cousin?

318
00:15:47,353 --> 00:15:48,821
Mm-mm.

319
00:15:48,856 --> 00:15:51,290
To my boyfriend Jared.
We had been dating for a year.

320
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:53,158
- And you were 14?
- Yeah.

321
00:15:53,193 --> 00:15:54,827
I don't know,
I just felt ready.

322
00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:56,595
Planned the whole thing,
obviously.

323
00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,797
We were at his lake house.
There were candles everywhere.

324
00:15:58,831 --> 00:16:01,099
I put a towel down on the bed.

325
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,434
And I guess once I had done it,

326
00:16:03,468 --> 00:16:07,404
I just felt like I didn't need to try
it again for, like, a very long time.

327
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:09,973
- Why? How old were you?
- I was 17.

328
00:16:10,008 --> 00:16:12,943
- You were 17? You were older than me?
- Yeah.

329
00:16:12,977 --> 00:16:16,380
I didn't grow breasts for a very long
time, and sex without breasts is creepy.

330
00:16:16,415 --> 00:16:18,415
That's what I keep
trying to tell Hannah.

331
00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:19,784
( Laughs )
That's true.

332
00:16:19,818 --> 00:16:22,586
- Her breasts are teensy.
- They're teensy.

333
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,889
- Yeah.
- But I love them.

334
00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:26,290
Did you order those?

335
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:28,592
- I didn't, no.
- Bartender: <i>They're from him.</i>

336
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:30,728
Gray suit.

337
00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:33,364
Oh, fabulous. Hi.

338
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,138
Oh, never mind.

339
00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,073
Oh, come on, he's so cute.

340
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,608
This is exciting, being hit on.

341
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:48,079
- Jessa: <i>Ugh.</i>
- Marnie: <i>He looks like he's a boss.</i>

342
00:16:54,554 --> 00:16:56,755
Adam: <i>You look good in the suit.</i>

343
00:16:58,491 --> 00:17:01,460
- You mean like a giant baby?
- No. Pretty.

344
00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:03,461
<i>It's comfy, right?</i>

345
00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:05,631
There's like this weird slit
down the whole crotch.

346
00:17:05,665 --> 00:17:07,966
Yeah, so you can pee out of it.

347
00:17:13,505 --> 00:17:15,739
I really fucking thought
you'd laugh.

348
00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:18,275
- Well, I didn't.
- Well, I'm sorry you don't get what's so hysterical

349
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:19,476
about me peeing on you.

350
00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:21,978
Okay, you are not
a good apologizer.

351
00:17:22,012 --> 00:17:23,546
<i>Just F.Y.I.</i>

352
00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:26,015
All right, I won't bug you
if you're trying to read.

353
00:17:27,617 --> 00:17:29,284
Have you thought
any more about the play?

354
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,520
What is there to think about?

355
00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:33,488
Just that you were so excited
about it this morning.

356
00:17:33,523 --> 00:17:36,058
- And then we got there...
- It sucked, yeah.

357
00:17:36,092 --> 00:17:38,226
Shit happens
like that sometimes.

358
00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:40,495
So then maybe you need to spend
another week workshopping it.

359
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:43,832
I can't explain
basic truths to him.

360
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:46,001
It's too draining.

361
00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:50,272
Okay, but I get why you won't let
him do it with a different actor.

362
00:17:50,307 --> 00:17:52,107
Because my name's on it.

363
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:55,411
But that's good.
That's a writing credit.

364
00:17:55,445 --> 00:17:57,647
I would rather do nothing
for the rest of my life

365
00:17:57,681 --> 00:18:00,583
than have my name attached
to something mediocre.

366
00:18:00,618 --> 00:18:03,854
Your integrity's
all that matters.

367
00:18:03,888 --> 00:18:06,757
- It's a stupid play.
- Not a stupid play.

368
00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,692
It's really good.

369
00:18:08,726 --> 00:18:11,461
When I was watching it, I was so
excited because it was so, so good.

370
00:18:11,495 --> 00:18:13,496
What about all that fake shit
Gavin was doing?

371
00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:15,699
I don't know. I wasn't watching Gavin.
I was watching you.

372
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:19,301
<i>Do you know how unusual it is</i>
to see someone doing something like that?

373
00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:22,437
Like, what you were doing,
okay, that's so open and honest

374
00:18:22,472 --> 00:18:25,740
<i>and weird and you're not making
fun of them in your mind...</i>

375
00:18:25,774 --> 00:18:29,042
It made me want to go and meet you
when you were 15 and kiss you.

376
00:18:39,554 --> 00:18:41,255
I think I'll let Gavin
do the play.

377
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:43,758
- Really?
- <i>Yeah.</i>

378
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:45,793
I'll change my name.
I'll use a pseudonym.

379
00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:48,630
- What's your pseudonym?
- Fuckin' Ben Franklin.

380
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:51,866
<i>I'll change my name, but he has to
take out some of my favorite lines.</i>

381
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,136
That's a good
compromise, right?

382
00:18:59,274 --> 00:19:03,277
Yeah, I just feel like I travel so
much now, I'm, like... I'm lag-proof.

383
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,745
- You know, I'm like...
- Wow.

384
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,180
Like, I'm resistant to jet lag.

385
00:19:06,215 --> 00:19:07,681
That's inspiring.

386
00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:10,551
I took the most amazing
Middle Eastern studies class...

387
00:19:10,585 --> 00:19:12,453
- Love the Middle East, yeah.
- <i>...When I was in college,</i>

388
00:19:12,488 --> 00:19:14,122
and I almost became an
international relations major.

389
00:19:14,156 --> 00:19:15,723
- Oh.
- Almost.

390
00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:16,958
( Laughs )

391
00:19:16,992 --> 00:19:19,694
- This has been great, hasn't it?
- Mm.

392
00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:23,732
What an unexpected pleasure, just
sharing a beverage with Jenna

393
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,701
- <i>... and Marnie.</i>
- Marnie: <i>Yes.</i>

394
00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,003
- <i>Great names.</i>
- Thank you.

395
00:19:27,037 --> 00:19:30,340
Well, thanks for
handling the check.

396
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:34,310
Mm, you got it.

397
00:19:34,345 --> 00:19:36,579
Hey, I have a suggestion.

398
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:40,283
I live, like, a block away and I
just moved into Brooklyn last week.

399
00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:43,352
I don't know anybody
and I have been saving

400
00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:46,821
the most beautiful bottle
of red wine for a rainy day.

401
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:49,057
Or a rainy night.

402
00:19:49,091 --> 00:19:50,758
Or rainy night.

403
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:51,960
The weather's fine.

404
00:19:51,994 --> 00:19:56,699
<i>Um, well, we should welcome you</i>
to our borough, first of all.

405
00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:59,203
- Thank you.
- And I don't know about you,

406
00:19:59,237 --> 00:20:01,739
but I would love to do
something "uncool."

407
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:03,641
I'd rather do a cool thing.

408
00:20:03,675 --> 00:20:08,179
- She's a firecracker, this one.
- Marnie: <i>I know.</i>

409
00:20:08,213 --> 00:20:10,915
But, yeah, we'd love to go.

410
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,551
Great. Done.

411
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:17,054
I'm just gonna run to the little
boys' room, and then we'll mosey?

412
00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:19,657
- We'll mosey.
- Okay.

413
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,594
He's cute.

414
00:20:23,628 --> 00:20:25,262
Is he, though?

415
00:20:25,296 --> 00:20:28,164
His face is sort of
very cereal-boxy.

416
00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:29,899
It's a perfect square.

417
00:20:29,934 --> 00:20:31,834
No, I think he's hot.

418
00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:34,504
And what he does
is so interesting.

419
00:20:34,539 --> 00:20:36,573
What is a venture capitalist?

420
00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:39,843
It sounds like some sort of explorer,
but that can't be the case.

421
00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:41,979
I like him.

422
00:20:42,013 --> 00:20:44,516
And I like this drink.

423
00:20:45,451 --> 00:20:49,821
And I like you, Jessa.

424
00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:52,924
<i>( Music playing )</i>

425
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:55,326
<i>♪ Now the funny glare</i>
<i>to pay a gleaming tare ♪</i>

426
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,262
<i>♪ in a staring under heat... ♪</i>
<i>( Children laughing )</i>

427
00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:58,997
Man: <i>I've just been doing it,
like, three or four months.</i>

428
00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:00,798
<i>Started with an episode</i>
<i>of "Entourage."</i>

429
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:02,467
<i>Isn't it cool?</i>

430
00:21:02,501 --> 00:21:04,702
<i>I call this one "Field nice,"</i>

431
00:21:04,737 --> 00:21:07,906
<i>Like field mice,</i>
<i>but, you know, happy.</i>

432
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:11,910
Thomas-John didn't want you to get
self-conscious while you were taking a piss,

433
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:15,046
so he started spinning.

434
00:21:15,081 --> 00:21:17,616
I know how self-conscious you gals
get when you're taking a tinkle.

435
00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:18,850
Took care of it.

436
00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:20,986
He's working
on a mash-ups album.

437
00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,487
Mash-up!

438
00:21:22,521 --> 00:21:24,589
He's mixed
"Steal My Sunshine" by Len...

439
00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:28,827
- Right.
- ...And field recordings of children playing.

440
00:21:28,861 --> 00:21:31,096
They're children
playing in a field.

441
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,432
Sounds, uh, awesome.

442
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,300
I mean, it's a hobby.

443
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:40,507
I'm not claiming, like, I'm the best,
but I fucking enjoy myself, you know?

444
00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:42,942
- Can I have some more, please?
- Yeah.

445
00:21:42,976 --> 00:21:45,478
( British accent ) "Please,
sir, can I have some more?"

446
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,114
( Snickers, laughing )

447
00:21:48,149 --> 00:21:49,716
That was hilarious.

448
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,918
Have you seen it?
I did "Oliver Twist."

449
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,387
You ever heard of that?

450
00:21:53,421 --> 00:21:55,155
<i>It's english.</i>

451
00:21:57,258 --> 00:22:01,361
Oh, this is my...
New one.

452
00:22:01,396 --> 00:22:03,697
<i>( Music playing )</i>
<i>( Monkey gibbering )</i>

453
00:22:03,731 --> 00:22:08,936
You know, this is actually just
two tunes playing simultaneously

454
00:22:08,971 --> 00:22:16,110
in different iTune windows,
so I don't have to be here, I can join you.

455
00:22:17,479 --> 00:22:19,247
Here I am.

456
00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:24,353
Has anyone ever told you
you look like a young Brooke Shields?

457
00:22:24,387 --> 00:22:26,689
Actually, yeah.

458
00:22:26,723 --> 00:22:30,026
- <i>Thank you.</i>
- You're welcome.

459
00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:34,163
And you... Julie Christie.

460
00:22:34,197 --> 00:22:38,567
Uh, yeah, good reference.

461
00:22:38,601 --> 00:22:41,236
- Eh?
- It's good. Yeah, totally, totally.

462
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:48,675
Oh, fuck, it's so rare to find
just two such different,

463
00:22:48,709 --> 00:22:54,081
But at the same time
equal beauties...

464
00:22:54,116 --> 00:22:56,851
Okay, that's our cue to go.
Thank you so much...

465
00:22:56,885 --> 00:22:59,288
- No, no, we don't have to go.
- You don't have to go.

466
00:22:59,322 --> 00:23:01,490
( Stammers )
We've outstayed our welcome.

467
00:23:01,524 --> 00:23:04,360
- No.
- It's... thank you so much. You've been so...

468
00:23:04,394 --> 00:23:07,330
<i>♪ Slave to love... ♪</i>

469
00:23:07,365 --> 00:23:10,233
<i>( Monkey gibbering )</i>

470
00:23:10,268 --> 00:23:13,703
<i>♪ Slave to love... ♪</i>

471
00:23:19,744 --> 00:23:21,612
Yikes.

472
00:23:21,646 --> 00:23:25,215
Just follow
your instincts, Brooke.

473
00:23:25,249 --> 00:23:28,118
<i>♪ We're</i>
<i>the restless-hearted ♪</i>

474
00:23:28,152 --> 00:23:31,988
<i>♪ Not the chained and bound ♪</i>

475
00:23:32,023 --> 00:23:35,591
<i>♪ The sky is burning ♪</i>

476
00:23:35,626 --> 00:23:38,127
<i>♪ a sea of flame ♪</i>

477
00:23:38,162 --> 00:23:41,131
<i>♪ Though your world</i>
<i>is changing ♪</i>

478
00:23:41,165 --> 00:23:43,066
<i>♪ I will be the same ♪</i>

479
00:23:43,100 --> 00:23:45,702
<i>♪ Slave to love ♪</i>

480
00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:51,708
<i>♪ Slave to love... ♪</i>

481
00:23:51,742 --> 00:23:55,612
<i>( Monkeys gibbering )</i>

482
00:23:55,646 --> 00:23:58,147
<i>♪ Slave to love... ♪</i>

483
00:23:58,182 --> 00:23:59,182
Oh!

484
00:23:59,216 --> 00:24:01,651
Whoa. Oh, no.

485
00:24:01,685 --> 00:24:04,187
Are you fucking serious?

486
00:24:04,255 --> 00:24:06,223
- Do you have, like, a paper towel?
- Are you fucking serious?

487
00:24:06,257 --> 00:24:07,757
Like, some seltzer water?

488
00:24:07,792 --> 00:24:09,493
Are you fucking serious?!

489
00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:12,896
This is... this is
a $10,000 rug.

490
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:14,999
This is a very
fucking expensive rug.

491
00:24:15,033 --> 00:24:17,902
If you're gonna spill on it, you
gotta look more sorry than that!

492
00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:19,770
- I'm really sorry.
- She's sorry.

493
00:24:19,805 --> 00:24:21,639
You know what,
if you're really sorry,

494
00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:25,310
you'd better be planning to make this
a very special night for all of us,

495
00:24:25,345 --> 00:24:28,280
<i>not just you</i>
<i>and fucking missy Malool.</i>

496
00:24:28,315 --> 00:24:29,982
All of us.

497
00:24:30,017 --> 00:24:33,619
And not me just watching you
girls go at it for a little bit

498
00:24:33,653 --> 00:24:35,220
and getting
a little bit turned on.

499
00:24:35,255 --> 00:24:38,657
I wanna be balls-deep
in something!

500
00:24:38,691 --> 00:24:41,092
And I don't even
fucking care what it is.

501
00:24:41,126 --> 00:24:44,228
No more excluding me,
Mary Poppins!

502
00:24:44,262 --> 00:24:47,331
It's not fair.

503
00:24:47,365 --> 00:24:48,899
I wanna be part of the group.

504
00:24:48,933 --> 00:24:53,404
Oh, that...
will never happen.

505
00:24:53,438 --> 00:24:54,872
Jessa.

506
00:24:58,076 --> 00:25:01,244
This isn't right, is it?

507
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:04,148
This can't be the way
that this goes.

508
00:25:04,182 --> 00:25:07,785
- I'm... I'm not gay.
- She's so not gay.

509
00:25:07,819 --> 00:25:10,388
I was just trying to be free.

510
00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:15,126
Do you even know
what it's like to work hard?

511
00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:17,929
No. Tell us.

512
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:23,935
I've been under a lot of pressure
my whole life to succeed.

513
00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:29,607
Daddy didn't buy me this rug
or this apartment or this nose.

514
00:25:29,642 --> 00:25:31,109
<i>That's not your nose.</i>

515
00:25:31,143 --> 00:25:32,844
There's no way
that's your fuckin' nose.

516
00:25:32,878 --> 00:25:35,046
There is no cartilage
in the world that exquisite!

517
00:25:35,081 --> 00:25:38,349
So it kind of ticks me off
when I come to Williamsburg

518
00:25:38,383 --> 00:25:42,854
after working hard all fucking
day in the "real world,"

519
00:25:42,888 --> 00:25:45,590
And I see all these
stupid little daddy's girls

520
00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:47,158
with their fuckin'
bowler hats...

521
00:25:47,192 --> 00:25:49,761
What are you doing wearing
a fucking bowler hat, stupid?

522
00:25:49,795 --> 00:25:53,231
And then you come over
and you flirt and flirt

523
00:25:53,266 --> 00:25:55,700
and flirt and flirt
and kiss and kiss

524
00:25:55,735 --> 00:25:58,503
and listen to my amazing tunes,
drink my beautiful wine,

525
00:25:58,537 --> 00:26:02,875
and then spill it all over my gorgeous rug...
And laugh about it.

526
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:07,346
Yeah, well, we're not laughing
at your <i>rug,</i> trust me.

527
00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:10,349
- We're not laughing. You... don't hurt us.
- Come here.

528
00:26:10,383 --> 00:26:13,019
Jessa: We're laughing
at your mash-ins.

529
00:26:14,087 --> 00:26:16,089
It's mash-ups!

530
00:26:21,095 --> 00:26:26,399
Oh, and just so you know, I'm gonna go
eat her cunt on the sidewalk right now.

531
00:26:28,268 --> 00:26:31,404
<i>( Door closes )</i>

532
00:26:31,438 --> 00:26:33,572
It's mash-ups.

533
00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:38,911
<i>( Door opens, closes )</i>

534
00:26:42,616 --> 00:26:46,019
Adam:
<i>Hey. Hey!</i>

535
00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:49,889
Come with me, kid.

536
00:26:53,827 --> 00:26:55,962
A... Adam.

537
00:26:58,332 --> 00:27:02,068
- <i>( Distant siren blaring )</i>
- This is like when my parents woke me up during a tornado.

538
00:27:02,103 --> 00:27:03,870
Adam:
<i>Just a little farther.</i>

539
00:27:03,904 --> 00:27:07,540
Adam, I'm tired and I don't
know where we're going.

540
00:27:09,577 --> 00:27:13,779
- Adam: <i>Sorry I yelled at that car.</i>
- What?

541
00:27:13,814 --> 00:27:15,881
I wish I could apologize,
but I don't know the driver,

542
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:19,318
So I guess I'm just gonna have
to feel bad about it forever

543
00:27:19,352 --> 00:27:21,686
unless he drives by again.

544
00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:35,200
( Hannah laughing )

545
00:27:35,234 --> 00:27:37,269
Jesus.

546
00:27:37,303 --> 00:27:40,238
I'm gonna do that fucking play.

547
00:27:40,273 --> 00:27:41,707
You are?

548
00:27:41,741 --> 00:27:44,743
Yeah. I'm gonna do it
so you can watch it.

549
00:27:44,778 --> 00:27:46,879
Oh, my God.

550
00:27:49,116 --> 00:27:50,951
All right, would you
help me with this?

551
00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:53,286
How do I help you?

552
00:27:53,321 --> 00:27:55,955
Um, here.

553
00:27:58,158 --> 00:27:59,659
Spread 'em.

554
00:27:59,693 --> 00:28:01,827
What are you doing?

555
00:28:03,130 --> 00:28:06,331
Hannah: Oh, my God.
( Grunts )

556
00:28:06,366 --> 00:28:09,034
- Adam: All right, help me grab these.
- Okay, got it.

557
00:28:09,068 --> 00:28:11,269
Hannah:
Oh, my God, okay.

558
00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:13,404
Adam:
All right, wet it down.

559
00:28:13,439 --> 00:28:16,007
Got it.

560
00:28:16,041 --> 00:28:18,943
Wait.
Get a little closer.

561
00:28:18,977 --> 00:28:20,912
- Okay.
- <i>There's bird shit on my head.</i>

562
00:28:20,946 --> 00:28:22,380
- Paper.
- ( Laughs ) Okay.

563
00:28:22,414 --> 00:28:24,415
- Hannah: This is a ridiculous project.
- Fuck. Harder.

564
00:28:24,449 --> 00:28:27,951
- You're a ridiculous person. You're a ridiculous person.
- Scrape it harder.

565
00:28:27,976 --> 00:28:29,976
All right, let's go fuck.

566
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:37,001
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