1 00:00:01,149 --> 00:00:02,768 You know, what I think I didn't realize 2 00:00:02,888 --> 00:00:05,191 before I met you is that I was like lonely. 3 00:00:05,994 --> 00:00:08,861 I don't know what the next year of my life is gonna be like at all. 4 00:00:08,981 --> 00:00:11,497 I don't know what the next week of my life is gonna be like. 5 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,042 I don't even know what I want. 6 00:00:13,162 --> 00:00:16,475 - You can't pay for anything... - Just say it. Just fucking say it. 7 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:20,677 *** 8 00:00:20,797 --> 00:00:22,481 What makes me worth fucking anything? 9 00:00:22,601 --> 00:00:24,438 *** 10 00:00:25,433 --> 00:00:27,978 I don't ever want to see you again. 11 00:00:28,098 --> 00:00:29,770 - That ok? - No, not okay. 12 00:00:29,890 --> 00:00:32,536 Well, it's not your choice, it's my choice. 13 00:00:32,656 --> 00:00:34,824 - Hello, I'm gonna... - You work here, huh? 14 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:36,748 - Impressing. - It's a job. 15 00:00:36,868 --> 00:00:39,319 - When was the last time you had sex? - What? 16 00:00:39,928 --> 00:00:45,216 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 17 00:00:46,124 --> 00:00:48,696 I-- honestly, I promised myself I wasn't gonna fan out too hard, 18 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:52,187 but I am just such a crazy, nutty fan of yours. 19 00:00:52,221 --> 00:00:53,690 I grew up on "Pumped Mag." 20 00:00:53,725 --> 00:00:55,861 To me, it was the first sense I had 21 00:00:55,895 --> 00:00:58,098 that there was something beyond the little town that I came from. 22 00:00:58,133 --> 00:01:00,302 I would have my cousin send me copies from Philly 23 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:01,738 'cause I couldn't even get it in Michigan. 24 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:02,746 Oh, my God. That makes me feel so old. 25 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:04,503 And I can't believe you read my essay. 26 00:01:04,538 --> 00:01:05,672 Well, I read your essays. 27 00:01:05,706 --> 00:01:07,408 I read all of them and I loved them. 28 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:09,813 They're very complex, very sweet. 29 00:01:09,847 --> 00:01:12,551 They're very naive, they're very infuriating. 30 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:14,521 You know? You did something 31 00:01:14,555 --> 00:01:17,359 that writers find really hard to do, 32 00:01:17,393 --> 00:01:19,429 which is, you know, find a voice. 33 00:01:19,463 --> 00:01:21,799 And I hardly even had to look for it, so-- 34 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:24,170 Don't do that, okay? 35 00:01:24,204 --> 00:01:26,605 - 'Cause you did have to look. - Yeah. 36 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,176 - I worked hard. - Own it. 37 00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:32,681 - Whew! - Okay, this division is about high-low. 38 00:01:32,715 --> 00:01:33,916 You know what that means, right? 39 00:01:33,951 --> 00:01:35,519 - It means-- - Yeah, like Target. 40 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:38,755 - Yes, but it's Toni Morrison doing Target. - Yeah. 41 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:41,593 It's Tom Wolfe writing about his colostomy bag. 42 00:01:41,627 --> 00:01:42,961 - Totally, totally. - Right? 43 00:01:42,996 --> 00:01:44,264 But there's also low-high. 44 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:46,099 Someone who no one's ever heard of 45 00:01:46,134 --> 00:01:48,836 writing about her lost generation. 46 00:01:49,904 --> 00:01:50,937 My lost generation? 47 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,573 Like, I could be that someone, you mean? 48 00:01:52,607 --> 00:01:54,509 - Bruce, what the hell are you doing here? - Nice to see you. 49 00:01:54,543 --> 00:01:55,644 - How are you? - Great. 50 00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:57,346 This is so-- this is Hannah Horvath. 51 00:01:57,381 --> 00:01:59,248 Take a picture. In a month, she's gonna blow up. 52 00:01:59,282 --> 00:02:00,516 I'll be looking for you, Miss Horvath. 53 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,586 I'll see you at the Crown dinner next week. 54 00:02:02,620 --> 00:02:04,054 Great to see you. 55 00:02:04,088 --> 00:02:06,990 What the fuck is a money man doing... 56 00:02:07,024 --> 00:02:08,057 in Brooklyn? 57 00:02:08,092 --> 00:02:09,459 I don't know what's going on anymore. 58 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:11,429 I mean, did the East River freeze over? 59 00:02:11,463 --> 00:02:12,531 I don't even know what's happening. 60 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:13,799 Who chose this restaurant? 61 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,067 I don't think it was here last week. 62 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,604 - Your assistant chose it. - What are these? 63 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,173 You don't-- you don't know what a pistachio is? 64 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:22,541 Looks like a little penis. 65 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,043 I don't know if you're joking or not. 66 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:25,345 Look, I don't know what's going on. 67 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,448 You know what's going on. 68 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:29,250 And you're writing an e-book. 69 00:02:31,321 --> 00:02:33,623 - I'm writing an e-book? - You're writing an e-book. 70 00:02:33,657 --> 00:02:34,891 I'm writing an e-book? 71 00:02:34,926 --> 00:02:36,660 For you? 72 00:02:36,695 --> 00:02:38,496 - How 'bout it? - ( sighs ) 73 00:02:38,531 --> 00:02:40,065 More drinks. She's writing an e-book. 74 00:02:40,099 --> 00:02:42,631 Mm, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 75 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:43,931 I need it in a month. 76 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:46,167 ( laughs ) 77 00:02:46,201 --> 00:02:48,236 I'm not joking. 78 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:51,373 - You are my new protégé. - I will not let you down. 79 00:02:51,407 --> 00:02:53,608 Call me when you need to, don't call me when you don't. 80 00:02:53,642 --> 00:02:55,208 - Bye. - All right? 81 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,043 Mm-hmm. 82 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,074 Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM 83 00:03:14,632 --> 00:03:15,900 ( phone ringing ) 84 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,136 Oh, who the fuck is calling at this hour? 85 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:20,239 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 86 00:03:20,273 --> 00:03:21,640 Oh, it's Hannah. 87 00:03:21,674 --> 00:03:23,476 I don't know. She keeps saying she has news, 88 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:26,578 but I bet, like, she wrote a blog post 89 00:03:26,646 --> 00:03:28,714 or found a really good hot dog or something. 90 00:03:28,748 --> 00:03:30,550 ( groans ) 91 00:03:30,584 --> 00:03:32,151 Are you even friends? 92 00:03:32,185 --> 00:03:34,920 Why do you hang out with her still? 93 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:36,284 It's just really ingrained. 94 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:37,950 Like, she's Hannah. I don't know. 95 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,382 I spent so many years with her-- 96 00:03:39,416 --> 00:03:41,684 I don't really care, actually. 97 00:03:41,718 --> 00:03:43,051 ( door opens ) 98 00:03:43,086 --> 00:03:46,154 - Girl: Hello? - Oh, hey, Soo Jin. 99 00:03:46,188 --> 00:03:48,188 - I'm in the bedroom. - Hey. 100 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,525 So your painting's back at the warehouse, 101 00:03:51,559 --> 00:03:53,092 I moved the Lance thing to tomorrow, 102 00:03:53,127 --> 00:03:55,493 and you're all set for Seki Tuesday. 103 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,928 Oh, and your fridge is stocked with goat milk probiotic. 104 00:03:57,963 --> 00:03:59,396 Cool. 105 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,298 I'm gonna grab a bite and gas up the car. 106 00:04:01,332 --> 00:04:02,933 - Mm-kay. Thanks, Sooj. - Yeah. 107 00:04:02,967 --> 00:04:04,801 - Oh, hey, and Soo Jin? - Yeah? 108 00:04:04,835 --> 00:04:07,835 Hey, yesterday, the ice cream that you picked up? 109 00:04:07,870 --> 00:04:10,169 It had a tiny bite taken out of it. 110 00:04:10,203 --> 00:04:12,401 Yeah, sorry. I took a tiny scoop. 111 00:04:12,435 --> 00:04:14,301 I'd never had rosewater ice cream before. 112 00:04:14,369 --> 00:04:15,568 It was so good. 113 00:04:15,636 --> 00:04:17,670 Yeah, it is so good. 114 00:04:17,705 --> 00:04:19,902 I-- I'm sorry, I kind of find that weird 115 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,134 that you opened my ice cream and took a scoop. 116 00:04:22,169 --> 00:04:23,931 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 117 00:04:23,966 --> 00:04:25,924 My ice cream is like my groceries. 118 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:28,352 Would you just help yourself to my groceries? 119 00:04:28,386 --> 00:04:30,151 - Marnie, chime in here. - Oh, yeah. 120 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,279 Yeah, yeah, ice cream is technically groceries. 121 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,880 Fuck you, bitch. 122 00:04:33,948 --> 00:04:35,280 - Uh... - Whoa. 123 00:04:35,314 --> 00:04:36,313 Is this for real? 124 00:04:36,348 --> 00:04:38,114 How can I trust you now, Soo Jin? 125 00:04:38,149 --> 00:04:40,345 Um, this is total bullshit. 126 00:04:40,379 --> 00:04:43,904 I'm sorry I had a tiny scoop of your ice cream. 127 00:04:43,939 --> 00:04:46,271 I don't need this job. I don't know why I've been doing it this long. 128 00:04:46,306 --> 00:04:49,172 My boyfriend is doing lights for Carly Rae Jepsen 129 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,672 and I should be on the bus with him. 130 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,639 And I'm gonna go do that now. 131 00:04:52,673 --> 00:04:55,806 - Okay, bye. - ( laughs ) 132 00:04:55,841 --> 00:04:57,239 - Take your CrackBerry. - Ah! 133 00:04:57,274 --> 00:04:59,440 Thank you. Oh, you're fired. 134 00:05:00,808 --> 00:05:03,942 - I'm sorry, am I insane? - ( door slams ) 135 00:05:03,977 --> 00:05:06,243 - What she did was wrong, right? - Yes, absolutely. 136 00:05:06,277 --> 00:05:09,243 Taking a bite of someone's ice cream is psychotic. 137 00:05:09,278 --> 00:05:11,544 Okay, I don't know if it's that crazy. 138 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,211 Um, I gotta run, I think. 139 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:16,644 Hey, so tonight I'm having a bunch of people over 140 00:05:16,678 --> 00:05:18,444 for Stryder's opening. 141 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:20,012 So bring whoever. 142 00:05:20,046 --> 00:05:22,880 Oh, and since Soo Jin is dead, 143 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:25,014 you mind being my hostess for the evening? 144 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:29,182 - Really? - Yeah. 145 00:05:29,216 --> 00:05:31,814 Shoshanna: So yesterday I found this flyer. 146 00:05:31,849 --> 00:05:35,237 The Learning Annex is doing a three-day seminar on entrepreneurships 147 00:05:35,271 --> 00:05:36,667 and on the third day Donald Trump is talking 148 00:05:36,701 --> 00:05:37,934 and I totally think you should do it. 149 00:05:37,968 --> 00:05:40,332 I mean, it's $139, which seems like a lot, 150 00:05:40,366 --> 00:05:41,731 but actually it's totally a bargain 151 00:05:41,765 --> 00:05:44,429 considering they teach you how to be a millionaire. 152 00:05:44,464 --> 00:05:46,429 You want me to go see Donald Trump speak? 153 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:47,930 Yeah. 154 00:05:47,964 --> 00:05:50,363 I mean, obvy there's a lot of bad stuff we can say about him, 155 00:05:50,398 --> 00:05:53,228 like how he totally should not have hired his daughter Ivanka 156 00:05:53,263 --> 00:05:54,729 as a judge on "The Apprentice," but-- 157 00:05:54,763 --> 00:05:58,095 So, you want me to be some kind of, what, entrepreneur? 158 00:05:59,861 --> 00:06:02,655 Well, it-- it says here that it gives people the tools they need 159 00:06:02,690 --> 00:06:06,018 to be as happy as possible every single day of their lives. 160 00:06:06,052 --> 00:06:08,485 And why would I want that? 161 00:06:08,519 --> 00:06:11,549 Don't you want to run your own coffee shop one day? 162 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:13,215 No. 163 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:17,182 Hey, what are you doing here only 12 minutes late? 164 00:06:17,215 --> 00:06:18,448 Sorry, I woke up early to write 165 00:06:18,482 --> 00:06:20,248 and then I really just got into my flow. 166 00:06:20,283 --> 00:06:22,216 - Just got into your flow? - Mm-hmm. 167 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,916 You know you didn't mop the floors last night? 168 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,514 Cool, I'll do it right now. 169 00:06:25,549 --> 00:06:27,180 No big deal. 170 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:28,944 - Hey, Shosh! - Um, okay, seriously, 171 00:06:28,978 --> 00:06:31,009 I cannot believe that I have a friend who signed a book deal. 172 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:32,573 It's so adult and intriguing. 173 00:06:32,607 --> 00:06:34,204 It is pretty impressive. 174 00:06:34,239 --> 00:06:35,470 Usually when people say they want to be a writer, 175 00:06:35,505 --> 00:06:36,635 they really don't want to do anything 176 00:06:36,670 --> 00:06:38,600 except, you know, eat and masturbate. 177 00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:40,801 Well, that's not me. I want to do everything. 178 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:42,035 And everything is write, write, write. 179 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,602 How fast do you think you can write a book? 180 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,135 Like, a year. 181 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:48,035 Oh, by the way, where's my copy of "Little Women"? 182 00:06:48,069 --> 00:06:50,568 Oh, I left it at Adam's. Sorry. 183 00:06:50,602 --> 00:06:52,234 Well, I need it back. 184 00:06:52,268 --> 00:06:53,968 Well, I can't get it for you right now 185 00:06:54,002 --> 00:06:55,499 'cause I can't see him. So I'll buy you a new one. 186 00:06:55,534 --> 00:06:58,067 Hannah, my godmother gave me that book, okay? 187 00:06:58,101 --> 00:06:59,800 She writes notes in the back of books 188 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:02,266 explaining how they relate to my shit. I need it back. 189 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,799 How exactly does your godmother think 190 00:07:03,834 --> 00:07:05,733 that "Little Women" relates to your shit? 191 00:07:05,767 --> 00:07:08,866 Like, does she think you're a Marmee or an Amy? 192 00:07:08,901 --> 00:07:10,299 I don't know. Probably a Marmee, 193 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,699 but I don't know 'cause I haven't read it, okay? 194 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,332 That's why I need it back. 195 00:07:14,366 --> 00:07:16,599 I don't like the idea of it cohabitating with that sociopath. 196 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:17,831 It's unsettling. 197 00:07:17,865 --> 00:07:19,232 Firstly, you're not a Marmee. 198 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:21,566 You're probably the dad who dies of influenza at the war. 199 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,299 Okay? And secondly, 200 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:24,766 I really can't go get it right now 201 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,833 because Adam is still crazy about me 202 00:07:26,867 --> 00:07:28,833 and if we were in a room alone together, he might murder me. 203 00:07:28,867 --> 00:07:32,533 I mean, it's really your duty as a man to go. 204 00:07:34,601 --> 00:07:36,970 - ( music blaring ) - ( loud banging ) 205 00:07:44,542 --> 00:07:46,174 Adam: Yeah? 206 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,907 It-- it's Ray. 207 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:51,075 Ray who? 208 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:52,842 I'm a friend of Hannah's. 209 00:07:52,909 --> 00:07:55,209 ( banging continues ) 210 00:07:55,243 --> 00:07:56,909 - ( music stops ) - Adam: Fuckin' fucker. 211 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:59,176 - Hello? - ( footsteps approaching ) 212 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:00,509 Hannah didn't send you here, did she? 213 00:08:00,544 --> 00:08:02,410 Because I'm fucking done with her shit, okay? 214 00:08:02,444 --> 00:08:04,210 She got me thrown in jail. Did you know that? 215 00:08:04,244 --> 00:08:07,212 I had to spend a night in a cell with a fucking yoga teacher. 216 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:10,949 Look, I'm here to get my book, okay? 217 00:08:10,983 --> 00:08:13,617 Hannah borrowed it. It's important to me. I need it back. 218 00:08:13,652 --> 00:08:15,518 It's called "Little Women." 219 00:08:17,286 --> 00:08:19,454 Okay, well, I'm very busy. 220 00:08:19,488 --> 00:08:20,889 I don't have time for a scavenger hunt. 221 00:08:20,924 --> 00:08:22,359 You're more than welcome to look. 222 00:08:24,063 --> 00:08:26,137 I'm coming in, then. 223 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:35,915 What do you got, a one-bedroom here? 224 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,183 Yep. 225 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:40,822 It's very masculine, primal. 226 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,363 Fuckin'-- 227 00:08:45,398 --> 00:08:47,831 is that the book with all the stupid shit written in the back? 228 00:08:47,866 --> 00:08:49,200 Yeah. 229 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:50,567 It's in the bathroom. 230 00:08:50,602 --> 00:08:52,669 - Why is it in the bathroom? - I don't know. 231 00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:54,704 Hannah was probably reading it when she took a dump. 232 00:08:54,772 --> 00:08:56,105 Fantastic. 233 00:08:57,940 --> 00:08:59,039 Careful, my dog's in there. 234 00:08:59,074 --> 00:09:01,173 - ( barking ) - Jesus! 235 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,607 - What the hell is that? - Fuck, he's still going. 236 00:09:03,642 --> 00:09:05,208 ( dog growling ) 237 00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:07,476 Well, clearly I'm not welcome in there, so would you mind-- 238 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:09,944 I'm not going in there. He bit me. 239 00:09:09,979 --> 00:09:11,412 He bit you? 240 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,281 Jesus Christ. 241 00:09:13,348 --> 00:09:15,479 Looks infected. 242 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:17,336 Well, I put baking soda on it. 243 00:09:17,404 --> 00:09:19,596 ( barking continues ) 244 00:09:19,631 --> 00:09:22,223 Okay, so what's the game plan here? 245 00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:25,020 Well, just hang out a minute and he'll wear himself out. 246 00:09:25,054 --> 00:09:27,816 Then I can try to harness his energy. 247 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:30,713 And I gotta piss. 248 00:09:30,747 --> 00:09:34,151 So, uh, what's the little rascal's name? 249 00:09:34,185 --> 00:09:36,019 You know, it's a dog. 250 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,584 His name is Dog. 251 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:39,949 I just got him, so I haven't had time-- 252 00:09:39,984 --> 00:09:41,914 Oh, so, it's like a-- like a breakup dog. 253 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,445 Dog's not a breakup dog. 254 00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,942 I just wanted a dog, so I got a dog. 255 00:09:45,977 --> 00:09:46,908 Okay. 256 00:09:46,942 --> 00:09:49,237 I stole him. 257 00:09:49,271 --> 00:09:51,535 You stole him? Why'd you steal him? 258 00:09:51,569 --> 00:09:53,866 'Cause he-- well, there's this fucking bulldick 259 00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:56,164 who was calling him a shitdick and such, 260 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,562 so obviously it made me very angry. 261 00:09:57,596 --> 00:10:00,396 And then he tied him up outside a fucking coffee shop 262 00:10:00,430 --> 00:10:01,797 so he can, what, get coffee? 263 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:03,864 - Fucking croissant? - ( barking continues ) 264 00:10:03,898 --> 00:10:05,627 And he wrapped himself up in his own leash. 265 00:10:05,662 --> 00:10:08,058 I was untangling him and he licked my face... 266 00:10:08,093 --> 00:10:11,419 and, I don't know, I felt like he wanted me to rescue him, so I did. 267 00:10:11,454 --> 00:10:13,551 He wanted you to rescue him, so you did? 268 00:10:13,585 --> 00:10:16,380 That is a really messed-up thing to do, you know that? 269 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,544 I grew up with a dog. They're like family. You don't do that. 270 00:10:18,579 --> 00:10:20,508 I've-- I had a dog, too. 271 00:10:20,542 --> 00:10:21,874 Okay, so you understand that what you did 272 00:10:21,908 --> 00:10:23,371 is basically like kidnapping a baby, okay? 273 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:25,438 It doesn't matter if owner was yelling at dog. 274 00:10:25,473 --> 00:10:27,072 Owner probably loved dog. 275 00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:29,536 Someone did that to me, someone stole the dog that I grew up with, 276 00:10:29,570 --> 00:10:30,802 someone took Constantine away from me, 277 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,635 I'd shoot that fucker right in the face. 278 00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:34,701 Right between the nostrils, no hesitation. 279 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:37,632 Shut the fuck up! 280 00:10:37,667 --> 00:10:40,163 - You understand? - Yeah. 281 00:10:40,197 --> 00:10:42,595 - ( barking stops ) - Okay. 282 00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:44,994 So find a way to return that dog to his owner 283 00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:47,656 or Lucifer or whoever the hell you got him from. 284 00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:49,419 There's an address on his collar. 285 00:10:49,487 --> 00:10:52,585 When he calms down, we can wrap him up with this muzzle I made 286 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,383 and we can take him back to the guy. 287 00:10:54,418 --> 00:10:56,547 - Just lately I've just been-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 288 00:10:56,582 --> 00:10:58,811 There's no "we" here. There's no "we." 289 00:10:58,845 --> 00:11:00,741 That's between you and fucking Cujo, okay? 290 00:11:00,776 --> 00:11:02,838 I'm not your partner in crime here, okay? 291 00:11:02,873 --> 00:11:05,036 I came here to get my book. This is obviously not a good time. 292 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:06,499 Leave it in your fucking mailbox. 293 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,963 No, his owner must've had him on Quaaludes or something. 294 00:11:08,998 --> 00:11:11,559 This guy's intense. Big face, big head. 295 00:11:11,593 --> 00:11:12,824 Big, bald head. 296 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:14,854 I might need some backup. 297 00:11:14,888 --> 00:11:16,751 Backup? 298 00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:18,381 Please, man. Help me out. 299 00:11:18,415 --> 00:11:21,076 Like, uh... 300 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,508 like, uh, extra muscle 301 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,505 in case shit gets real? That type of backup? 302 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:26,669 Yes. 303 00:11:28,267 --> 00:11:30,830 Oh, okay. 304 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,960 So, is that a yeah? 305 00:11:32,995 --> 00:11:34,858 Yeah, I'm in. 306 00:11:34,892 --> 00:11:38,551 All right. Uh, thank you. 307 00:11:38,586 --> 00:11:40,448 Huh. No problem. 308 00:11:40,483 --> 00:11:43,177 Oh, my G, that is too cute. 309 00:11:43,211 --> 00:11:45,010 Yeah, it's too cute. 310 00:11:46,408 --> 00:11:49,602 ( groans ) Everything I own is, like, so basic. 311 00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:51,398 You can borrow something of mine. 312 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,329 Yeah, I think I have to go shopping. 313 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:54,661 Fun. 314 00:11:54,695 --> 00:11:57,356 Are you, like, going to some fab event tonight or something? 315 00:11:57,390 --> 00:12:00,819 Um, actually, Booth and I are having a couple of friends over 316 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,849 before one of his, I don't know, 317 00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:05,510 - associates' art opening or whatever. - Oh, my God. 318 00:12:05,545 --> 00:12:06,876 That's so fabulous. 319 00:12:06,910 --> 00:12:08,273 You're like Bella Swan from "Twilight" 320 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,303 and I'm, like, her weird friend who doesn't understand 321 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,098 how fabulous her life is because my boyfriend 322 00:12:12,134 --> 00:12:13,898 won't spend $4 on tacos. 323 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:16,326 Yeah, it's a thing. It's, like, happening on a nice level, 324 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,892 on, like, a fancy, nice level. 325 00:12:17,927 --> 00:12:19,656 Who goes to get tacos on a date? 326 00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:21,119 I was under the impression-- 327 00:12:21,153 --> 00:12:22,752 when Aunt Eileen told me about the first time 328 00:12:22,786 --> 00:12:24,850 a boy's gonna take you on a date, it's, like, 329 00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:27,578 why would there not-- there should be mood lighting. 330 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,809 It has to be perfect. I mean, this is the first thing 331 00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:31,406 that we're hosting together as a couple. 332 00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:34,134 I mean, no presh, but that's a really big deal. 333 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:35,567 He, like, totally likes you. 334 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:37,730 That's, like, a huge deal. 335 00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,493 Oh, my God, can I come? 336 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,557 Um... 337 00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:45,952 ( dog barks ) 338 00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:47,150 ( groans ) 339 00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,825 I can't believe you stole this fucking dog 340 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,344 from a guy from fucking Staten Island. 341 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,808 They make that place look like an amusement park. 342 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:56,637 It's not an amusement park, okay? 343 00:12:56,671 --> 00:12:58,033 It's the gates of hell. 344 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:00,697 I was offered a three-way once and I turned it down 345 00:13:00,732 --> 00:13:02,527 'cause the girls were on Staten Island. 346 00:13:03,925 --> 00:13:06,753 These were attractive girls, too, nice girls. 347 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:11,614 Look at this stupid fucking boat. 348 00:13:11,648 --> 00:13:13,411 Look at these people. 349 00:13:13,446 --> 00:13:14,879 Hopeless. 350 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,985 They know where they're going. 351 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,758 This is what it felt like when they approached 352 00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:23,560 - the beaches of Normandy. - ( laughs ) 353 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,362 See, if I made a joke like that to Shoshanna, 354 00:13:25,396 --> 00:13:26,863 she would just stare at me. 355 00:13:26,897 --> 00:13:28,364 - ( dog barks ) - Give me the old slow blink. 356 00:13:28,398 --> 00:13:30,499 Control your animal! 357 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:32,934 - ( dog barks ) - Jesus. 358 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,636 How's that going with you and Shoshanna? 359 00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:37,471 Good. Really good. 360 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:39,172 Really good. 361 00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:42,174 I mean, I know she thinks I haven't done enough with my life 362 00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:44,009 considering, you know, my age, 363 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:45,811 but it's hard to tell someone so young 364 00:13:45,845 --> 00:13:48,285 that things don't always end up the way you thought they'd be. 365 00:13:48,312 --> 00:13:49,746 Maybe it's weird that I'm dating someone so young. 366 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,182 I don't think it's weird. Young girls are great. 367 00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,783 Young girls and older ladies. 368 00:13:53,818 --> 00:13:55,452 It's the in-betweens that are a problem. 369 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,987 Right, exactly. 370 00:13:57,021 --> 00:13:59,522 Yeah, women under 18 and over 40 are the best at relationships, 371 00:13:59,557 --> 00:14:01,191 - 'cause the young ones... - True. 372 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:03,392 ...they can still maintain enough insecurity to be vulnerable, 373 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:04,593 which is attractive. 374 00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:06,428 And the older ones, they don't have these 375 00:14:06,462 --> 00:14:08,664 bullshit expectations of what a relationship needs to be 376 00:14:08,699 --> 00:14:10,633 or doesn't need to be, you know? 377 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:11,900 Yeah, my best relationships 378 00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,603 were with a 17-year-old and a 54-year-old. 379 00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,504 You dated a 54-year-old? 380 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,438 - How was the-- - Her body was fantastic. 381 00:14:18,472 --> 00:14:20,439 She exercised compulsively. 382 00:14:20,474 --> 00:14:23,108 Again, it's the in-betweens that are always worried about how they look. 383 00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:26,110 Linda just loved her body and it was fucking sexy. 384 00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:28,446 No position she didn't want to fuck from. 385 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,314 That is sexy. 386 00:14:30,348 --> 00:14:32,382 You know, you and I, 387 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,550 we're actually not so different. 388 00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,418 I may intellectualize everything 389 00:14:36,452 --> 00:14:38,753 and you nothing, but at the end of the day, 390 00:14:38,787 --> 00:14:41,088 we both get to the same meaty ideas. 391 00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:42,389 You know? 392 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,857 Maybe it's 'cause we're both honest men. 393 00:14:44,891 --> 00:14:47,225 Maybe it's 'cause we're both kinda weird-looking. 394 00:14:49,761 --> 00:14:52,595 ( whining ) 395 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:16,582 - ( glass breaks ) - Jessa: Fuck! 396 00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,318 Jessa? 397 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,186 Yeah. 398 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,921 Fell asleep in the tub. 399 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,389 ( sighs ) I had no idea you were here. 400 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,325 That was absolutely terrifying. 401 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,396 How's your book of shit? 402 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,698 Um, it's okay. It's pretty good. 403 00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:37,734 I mean, I feel like the hardest part is always getting started, 404 00:15:37,768 --> 00:15:39,769 but I have a lot of great ideas that are forming in my brain-- 405 00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:42,171 - Where's your dustpan? - Uh, I don't know. 406 00:15:42,205 --> 00:15:43,806 You know, I think what's most stressful with this 407 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,307 is that it's my first book. 408 00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:47,409 It's like, with a first book, 409 00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:49,210 you have this duty to express yourself 410 00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:51,412 - in a really clear way that's-- - Hannah... 411 00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:53,380 whether you write this book or not, 412 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:55,415 it's not gonna change anything. 413 00:15:55,449 --> 00:15:57,016 This book doesn't matter. 414 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,251 That's the first thing you need to know. 415 00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:01,620 It's not gonna matter to the people who read it 416 00:16:01,654 --> 00:16:03,455 or to you. 417 00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:07,692 You are so mean when you're depressed. 418 00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,261 I'm not depressed. 419 00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:11,829 You're depressed. 420 00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:14,432 You're a depressed person. 421 00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,467 You can stay as long as you want. 422 00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:18,102 I know. 423 00:16:19,371 --> 00:16:21,138 ( sighs ) 424 00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:41,993 Staten Island's a big metaphor. 425 00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,529 Do you get that? 426 00:16:43,563 --> 00:16:45,831 All these people, they want to live in Manhattan, 427 00:16:45,865 --> 00:16:49,201 but they end up on this fucked-up, weird little island 428 00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:50,836 watching the city in the distance 429 00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,572 with this quiet, just, rage 430 00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:56,009 just burning in their hearts. 431 00:16:57,278 --> 00:17:00,247 So you're done spilling seed over Hannah? 432 00:17:00,281 --> 00:17:03,449 No longer experiencing the strong emotions? 433 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,384 No, I did enough of that. 434 00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:06,885 She's like a carnival game, you know? 435 00:17:06,919 --> 00:17:09,087 It all seems so simple, but you can't get the ring 436 00:17:09,121 --> 00:17:10,655 on the bottle because it's fucking rigged. 437 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,056 So you try and try and try 438 00:17:12,091 --> 00:17:13,558 till you drive yourself nuts. 439 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:15,026 Then finally when you walk away, you realize 440 00:17:15,094 --> 00:17:17,729 you didn't even want the crappy prize to begin with. 441 00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:19,430 I realized that's what Hannah is-- 442 00:17:19,465 --> 00:17:21,232 a giant Tweety doll I would've been stuck 443 00:17:21,266 --> 00:17:22,733 carrying around the carnival all night. 444 00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:25,169 I'm happy to be over it. 445 00:17:25,203 --> 00:17:27,704 You're a poet, you know that? 446 00:17:27,739 --> 00:17:30,273 You know what I'm talking about. 447 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:32,909 To be honest, actually, I don't. 448 00:17:32,943 --> 00:17:36,379 Shoshanna's the longest relationship I've ever been in. 449 00:17:36,413 --> 00:17:38,247 You guys have only been together, like, a week. 450 00:17:38,281 --> 00:17:40,316 How is that possible? Aren't you 40? 451 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,217 I'm 33. That's hurtful. 452 00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:44,353 And we've been together for four weeks. 453 00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:46,956 Seven weeks since we made love for the first time. 454 00:17:49,092 --> 00:17:51,527 I took her virginity. 455 00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:53,462 That's a big deal. 456 00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:57,632 I kinda feel like her fucking father now. 457 00:18:00,969 --> 00:18:02,903 Can I be honest with you? I have never understood 458 00:18:02,938 --> 00:18:04,505 your infatuation with Hannah. 459 00:18:04,539 --> 00:18:06,272 Just it never-- it never clicked for me. 460 00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:08,474 I know she's smart, she's quirky, she's fun to be around 461 00:18:08,508 --> 00:18:11,209 and all that, but, you know, 462 00:18:11,244 --> 00:18:14,278 doesn't mean she's not a difficult person. 463 00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:16,748 I'm a difficult person. Everyone's a difficult person. 464 00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:19,284 She was accepting of my brand of difficult. 465 00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:20,852 She was okay with it. 466 00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:23,088 Yeah, but that doesn't mean she wasn't terrible to you. 467 00:18:23,122 --> 00:18:25,223 She wasn't terrible to me. 468 00:18:25,257 --> 00:18:27,258 She has her own ideas about what's right and wrong, 469 00:18:27,292 --> 00:18:28,693 and sometimes she gets confused, 470 00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:30,027 but she's an altruistic person in the end. 471 00:18:30,062 --> 00:18:31,562 An altruistic person? 472 00:18:31,596 --> 00:18:33,097 If you think Hannah's an altruistic person, 473 00:18:33,131 --> 00:18:35,065 then you and this fucking schizoid dog belong together. 474 00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:37,367 Don't compare Hannah to this piece-of-shit dog. 475 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:38,768 I'm not. I never did. 476 00:18:38,802 --> 00:18:40,770 You're the one who compared her to a carnival game. 477 00:18:40,804 --> 00:18:44,140 Then why are you trying to convince me she's a bad person? 478 00:18:44,174 --> 00:18:45,642 Okay, she's a great person. 479 00:18:45,676 --> 00:18:47,177 Is that what you want to hear? 480 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,012 Hannah's awesome. She's wonderful. 481 00:18:49,046 --> 00:18:52,082 She's a classy lady in cutoff-- graffiti cutoffs. 482 00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:53,851 Do you wanna fuck her? 483 00:18:54,952 --> 00:18:56,152 What? 484 00:18:56,187 --> 00:18:58,287 You wanna fuck her in her little graffiti cutoffs? 485 00:18:58,355 --> 00:19:00,123 Okay, you are losing it. 486 00:19:00,157 --> 00:19:01,957 You're losing it right now. Do you know that? 487 00:19:01,992 --> 00:19:04,059 I can't even begin to follow this thread of logic. 488 00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:06,361 Did you already fuck her? Is that why you're being so coy? 489 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,229 Coy? 490 00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,132 Is that your first time using this word? 491 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:13,968 No, I don't find Hannah attractive, okay? 492 00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:16,104 You don't know shit about love. 493 00:19:16,138 --> 00:19:17,604 What the fuck is wrong with you? 494 00:19:17,638 --> 00:19:19,104 What you're doing with Shoshanna, it's not real. 495 00:19:19,138 --> 00:19:20,669 She's just some kid you feel safe with 496 00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:21,969 because you know it won't work out. 497 00:19:22,003 --> 00:19:23,936 You're just babies holding hands. 498 00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,436 She clearly doesn't like you. 499 00:19:25,471 --> 00:19:27,835 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about! 500 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,370 All right, fuck this. I'm out. 501 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:32,872 You're "out"? 502 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:35,239 Hey! 503 00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:37,541 Adam! 504 00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:39,709 I thought we were in this together. 505 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:43,846 What the fuck's going on? 506 00:19:51,688 --> 00:19:54,289 ( people chattering ) 507 00:19:58,727 --> 00:20:01,862 ( muffled music playing ) 508 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:09,068 ( music blaring ) 509 00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,642 Sorry. 510 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:19,010 - Hey. - Hi. 511 00:20:19,044 --> 00:20:21,045 - Thanks for inviting me. - Of course. 512 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,113 What are you wearing? 513 00:20:22,147 --> 00:20:23,947 Oh, they said it was gonna rain. 514 00:20:23,982 --> 00:20:25,315 What are you wearing? 515 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,417 Oh, it's a-- it's just a dress. 516 00:20:28,452 --> 00:20:30,452 From the far-off future. 517 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,987 No, it's pretty. 518 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:35,189 Um, did you just put my coat under that blazer? 519 00:20:35,224 --> 00:20:37,691 - No, I didn't do that. - Marnie, hey. 520 00:20:37,726 --> 00:20:39,926 - 'Cause it looked like you were trying to hide-- - Hi. 521 00:20:39,961 --> 00:20:40,994 Yeah. 522 00:20:41,028 --> 00:20:42,862 So are these, like, all your new friends? 523 00:20:42,897 --> 00:20:44,063 Is that bad? 524 00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,931 No, no. It's just everyone's so cool. 525 00:20:45,966 --> 00:20:48,634 It's like, why aren't you guys having this party in Tulum? 526 00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,469 - You want a drink? - Yeah. 527 00:20:50,503 --> 00:20:53,605 So, I go to see Marina Abramovic at the MOMA, 528 00:20:53,639 --> 00:20:56,540 and I honestly think I'm going there just to support her. 529 00:20:56,575 --> 00:20:59,176 And then suddenly I'm sobbing, 530 00:20:59,211 --> 00:21:00,878 which I never do. 531 00:21:00,912 --> 00:21:04,983 - I mean-- - I've seen you cry, like, six or seven times. 532 00:21:05,017 --> 00:21:06,851 Are you enjoying this fucking party I'm throwing you, Stryder? 533 00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:08,219 Hannah: Why didn't you text me back 534 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:09,787 when I told you I had big news? 535 00:21:09,822 --> 00:21:12,757 Oh, I'm sorry. I've been crazy. But I wanna hear. 536 00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:15,993 - Um, you know how I've been sending all my stuff out to-- - Sketch! 537 00:21:16,028 --> 00:21:17,628 - Oh, my God! Hi! - Hey, how ya doing? 538 00:21:17,696 --> 00:21:19,363 ( laughs ) 539 00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:20,898 My favorite person in the world! 540 00:21:20,932 --> 00:21:23,234 - Sketch: Hey, Sweet Baby Jane. - Marnie: Oh, my God. 541 00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:25,136 ( laughing ) You're an animal. 542 00:21:28,574 --> 00:21:30,608 Someone's in there. 543 00:21:30,642 --> 00:21:33,444 Wait, didn't I meet you at one of Ryan's shoots? 544 00:21:33,478 --> 00:21:35,179 Uh, I don't think so, no. 545 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:36,780 Oh, yeah. You were the girl 546 00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:39,383 who got her period at the Dairy Queen. 547 00:21:39,417 --> 00:21:40,885 Mm-mm, sorry. 548 00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:42,854 Oh, I thought you were her. 549 00:21:42,888 --> 00:21:44,856 She was really fun. 550 00:21:46,191 --> 00:21:48,593 Are you going to Stryder's show later? 551 00:21:48,628 --> 00:21:51,897 No, I'm not going to Stryder's show later. 552 00:21:51,931 --> 00:21:53,765 I gotta head home. 553 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,369 I'm working on a book, so that's pretty much 554 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,337 all I'm doing with my time these days. 555 00:21:59,372 --> 00:22:02,207 You should talk to Sketch. He's writing a book, too. 556 00:22:02,242 --> 00:22:03,576 Oh, yeah? 557 00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:05,378 Well, it's just an e-book, 558 00:22:05,412 --> 00:22:08,581 but that's a book, right? 559 00:22:08,616 --> 00:22:10,483 I'll just go. 560 00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:19,760 - Yo, where'd the fuck you get that dog? - Hey. 561 00:22:19,794 --> 00:22:21,362 - Is this your dog? - It's my dad's dog. 562 00:22:21,396 --> 00:22:23,030 Okay, great. Thank God. 563 00:22:23,064 --> 00:22:25,633 - Here, I found him. - I don't want him. I hate that thing. 564 00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,468 Fucks up the house, scares my friends. 565 00:22:27,502 --> 00:22:29,036 - Keep him. - Wait, what--? 566 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,638 This is your dog, right? 567 00:22:30,672 --> 00:22:32,807 My dad saw you steal it. He'll be home soon. 568 00:22:32,842 --> 00:22:34,674 If you're here when he gets back, he'll fuck you up. 569 00:22:34,709 --> 00:22:35,977 Whoa, whoa, hey, wait. I didn't steal anything. 570 00:22:36,012 --> 00:22:37,846 I have a pistol in my purse. 571 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,015 - What? - I got a pistol in my purse. 572 00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:43,618 Back the fuck off. I'm not taking Mikey. 573 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,693 Look, you can't just throw this dog away, all right? 574 00:22:45,722 --> 00:22:47,790 That's not the way it fucking works, okay? 575 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,693 - You don't-- - Fuck you, dick licker! 576 00:22:50,727 --> 00:22:53,796 Fuck me? Fuck you! 577 00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:56,731 You have no morals 'cause you were raised on a fucking trash heap! 578 00:22:56,765 --> 00:22:59,466 Yeah? Who the fuck are you? 579 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,200 Why aren't you at work, old man? 580 00:23:01,235 --> 00:23:03,669 Probably 'cause you don't have a job, you fuckin' loser. 581 00:23:03,704 --> 00:23:06,138 You don't know that. Maybe I work nights. 582 00:23:06,173 --> 00:23:08,934 Maybe I'm a creative type who doesn't abide to a nine-to-five schedule. 583 00:23:08,942 --> 00:23:10,276 - You don't know. - Yeah? 584 00:23:10,310 --> 00:23:11,978 You probably still live with your mom, faggot. 585 00:23:12,012 --> 00:23:13,712 Did she buy you those faggot pants? 586 00:23:13,747 --> 00:23:15,914 You're a piece of shit that's got nothing better to do 587 00:23:15,948 --> 00:23:18,619 than steal my dad's dog and use it as your own private fuck-toy. 588 00:23:18,653 --> 00:23:21,024 Go back to Yogurt Towne, kike. 589 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,029 I'm Greek Orthodox! 590 00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:28,604 And I live in Brooklyn. 591 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:36,013 Hey, thanks for doing this tonight, really. 592 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,514 Of course. 593 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:40,451 You mind if I just throw you, like, 500? 594 00:23:40,485 --> 00:23:42,419 What, dollars? 595 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,755 Yeah. 596 00:23:44,789 --> 00:23:46,457 You don't have to pay me. 597 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,461 I'm your girlfriend. 598 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:51,829 ( laughs ) 599 00:23:51,863 --> 00:23:54,265 I-- I didn't realize I had a girlfriend. 600 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:56,034 What? 601 00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,506 Wait, did you think I was, like, 602 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:03,843 working for you tonight or something? 603 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:06,012 Well, you're a hostess for a living. 604 00:24:06,046 --> 00:24:09,648 I didn't think it was that weird to ask you to host. 605 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,451 But you have sex with me. 606 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,886 Uh, yeah. 607 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,321 Yeah, I mean, I had sex with Soo Jin 608 00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:17,889 and she worked for me. 609 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,443 It's one thing you can say about Sooj-- 610 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,659 she really got the situation. 611 00:24:23,529 --> 00:24:25,763 ( crying ) 612 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,235 Oh, um... no, hey, hey. 613 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,337 Don't-- hey, don't do that. 614 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:34,373 No, come on. 615 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,441 Hey, no. Hey, look. 616 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,077 This just isn't the best time for me-- 617 00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:40,345 No, no, no. Stop, stop. 618 00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:42,781 You're making me feel so much worse. 619 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,787 - I'm sorry. - I think I just like spending time with you. 620 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,889 I just think-- I don't know. 621 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,491 I feel really stupid now. 622 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,893 Usually when I think someone's my boyfriend, 623 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:57,562 they're my boyfriend and I'm not delusional about it. 624 00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:59,464 And I just feel dumb 625 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:02,034 all because I just liked spending time with you 626 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,969 and I hoped you were my boyfriend. 627 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,705 And I'm a longtime fan of your work 628 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,908 and I just like everything in your life 629 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:12,711 and I'm wearing this dress and I like your house. 630 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,349 You think you enjoyed hanging out with me or my work more? 631 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,088 Honestly, I think I probably just-- 632 00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:24,490 I fell in love with the idea of you. 633 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,058 Like it'd be cool to know you-- 634 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:27,727 Oh, my God. Fuck this! 635 00:25:27,761 --> 00:25:29,595 See, this is exactly why 636 00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:31,231 I can't hang out with anyone. 637 00:25:31,265 --> 00:25:32,966 Because everyone just uses me 638 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,801 for what I represent to them. 639 00:25:34,836 --> 00:25:37,438 - What? - See, you don't actually like me. 640 00:25:37,472 --> 00:25:39,540 No, I do. 641 00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:41,175 No, you don't. 642 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:42,309 ( glass shatters ) 643 00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:43,677 Hey. 644 00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:48,013 Hey, you're a great guy. 645 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,349 Everyone loves you. 646 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,850 No one even knows me, Marnie. 647 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,019 Not even you. 648 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,620 - And this party fucking sucks. - ( glass shatters ) 649 00:25:57,655 --> 00:25:59,189 I fucking hate everyone here, 650 00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:01,057 including Sketch and Hopper. 651 00:26:01,092 --> 00:26:02,392 Stryder straightened his hair. 652 00:26:02,426 --> 00:26:04,994 Did you notice that? Fucking asshole. 653 00:26:05,028 --> 00:26:07,163 I hate all of my friends. 654 00:26:07,197 --> 00:26:08,831 I hate everyone here. 655 00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:12,734 Okay. 656 00:26:13,969 --> 00:26:16,304 I'm gonna go home. 657 00:26:16,339 --> 00:26:17,905 ( sniffles ) 658 00:26:47,467 --> 00:26:49,601 ( phone rings ) 659 00:26:49,635 --> 00:26:51,370 Hey, where'd you go? 660 00:26:51,437 --> 00:26:52,871 Hey... 661 00:26:52,906 --> 00:26:55,408 um, I just was... 662 00:26:55,442 --> 00:26:56,443 I don't know. 663 00:26:56,477 --> 00:26:58,546 I just wanted to leave, so I left. 664 00:26:58,648 --> 00:26:59,781 Ugh. 665 00:26:59,816 --> 00:27:02,117 - Why'd you wanna leave? - I don't know. 666 00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:03,651 You were just talking to Hopper 667 00:27:03,685 --> 00:27:06,553 about his corn and it got me kinda... 668 00:27:06,588 --> 00:27:09,823 inspired by his creativity 669 00:27:09,857 --> 00:27:12,759 to go and write, so I did that. 670 00:27:13,861 --> 00:27:15,261 ( sighs ) 671 00:27:15,295 --> 00:27:17,163 You had a good time? 672 00:27:17,197 --> 00:27:19,865 It was really nice. It was-- it was perfect. 673 00:27:19,899 --> 00:27:21,667 I'm very happy. 674 00:27:21,701 --> 00:27:23,835 Great. 675 00:27:23,870 --> 00:27:25,504 Where are you now? 676 00:27:25,538 --> 00:27:28,140 Oh, we're just in Booth's garden. 677 00:27:28,174 --> 00:27:30,809 We're watching fireflies. 678 00:27:30,844 --> 00:27:34,279 - Nice. - Are you getting a lot done? 679 00:27:34,313 --> 00:27:36,214 Oh, yeah. Tons. 680 00:27:36,249 --> 00:27:38,016 I'm excited. 681 00:27:43,556 --> 00:27:45,891 Um... 682 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:52,631 Talk soon, or... 683 00:27:53,532 --> 00:27:55,500 Of course. 684 00:27:55,535 --> 00:27:57,035 Okay. 685 00:27:57,069 --> 00:27:58,269 Love you, bye. 686 00:27:58,304 --> 00:28:00,505 Love you, bye. 687 00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:13,485 ( distant bell ringing ) 688 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:16,655 What are you looking at, hmm? 689 00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:20,093 Your life is perfect. 690 00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:26,700 You think I'm pathetic, don't you? 691 00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:28,435 Hmm? 692 00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:30,639 You think I'm a kike? 693 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:31,872 ( whines ) 694 00:28:31,906 --> 00:28:34,047 Well, I'm not even that. 695 00:28:36,545 --> 00:28:38,145 I'm nothing. 696 00:28:44,118 --> 00:28:47,386 - ( horns honking ) - ( crying ) 697 00:29:03,001 --> 00:29:03,900 ( music playing ) 698 00:29:03,934 --> 00:29:14,486 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 698 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:21,192 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org