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Spring time.
A new baseball season.
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Doesn't matter
what you did last year.
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Everyone starts out
tied for first.
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Wouldn't it be great
if life were like that?
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You had a pretty good year
last year, Ben Affleck,
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but we're the same now.
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So, Lauren,
first week without Wyatt.
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- How have you been?
- Fantastic.
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I don't need a man.
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I'm rededicating myself
to my craft.
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Ooh!
What's your craft?
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- You do something?
- This. You guys.
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Oh.
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I'm rededicating myself to you.
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I have new props:
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A solution ball covered
in useful affirmations...
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Oh, boy.
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Great-smelling
new candles,
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and colorful hats
that help us name our emotions.
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I'm wearing blue
because I'm hopeful.
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Okay, who wrote,
"you need a man"?
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- Not cool.
- Hey, guys.
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Good news, Ryan.
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I'm doubling down
on your healing.
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"If you catch this,
you suck."
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I guess you suck.
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Now you've all made
great strides this year.
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I know.
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I've totally overcome
my fear of eating candles.
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But it's no time
to grow complacent.
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These are your new personalized
healing portfolios.
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They're full of information
on where you've been
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and challenges to get you
where you're going.
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George, you're holding
on to some anger.
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Maybe it's time to make
peace with your old boss.
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How dare you say that man's
name in front of me?
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I don't think I did.
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His name is also George.
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In fairness to Lauren,
that did feel like a trap.
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Now, Ryan,
it's been almost a year
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since Janie passed,
and I know you've been looking
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for the perfect place
to spread her ashes.
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Whoa, that's big.
That's really big.
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Yes, but it's
an important step.
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Holding on to the past
inhibits you
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from forming meaningful
relationships in the present.
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I don't have a problem with that.
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I think you do.
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Who here isn't satisfied
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by what they're getting
from Ryan emotionally?
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- Me.
- Me.
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I get nothing.
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I text him witticisms,
and he rarely responds.
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It hurts.
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If you think I'm not sensitive
because I have
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a manly, deep voice,
you're wrong.
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Sorry, I didn't realize my
issues with my wife's ashes
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were all about you guys.
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Well, now, you know.
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All right, you know what?
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It's time.
This has been hanging over me.
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I'm gonna get it done.
That's what a man does.
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- That is not all a man does.
- Okay.
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"Stop using sexual innuendo
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to avoid emotional connection."
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Folder is right.
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I love you all,
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and it scares me.
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- She's in there, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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Honey?
There's a lot of people
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out here that'd like to see us
get married.
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One of those people is me.
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This all got too big.
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It feels totally incongruous
with who we are.
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Incongruous means
"not in keeping."
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Thank you.
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We only get to do this once.
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There has to be some size to it.
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Did there have to be a...
an orchestra? No.
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Did all the L.A. Kings
have to come?
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No, but it's pretty awesome.
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I'm not coming out.
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It's just not what I wanted.
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Whoa.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
a Card Shark AMERICASCARDROOM.COM
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Bringing the sticks
was too much.
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We went camping here once.
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Janie had never seen
so many stars in her life,
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and she said she'd be happy
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to just sit here forever
counting them.
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- Now, I guess she can.
- I was just gonna say that.
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- Oh, all right.
- And now, I guess she can.
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- Aw, that's really beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- Why are you... why would you...
- I said it first.
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Okay.
Here goes.
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Good-bye for now.
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And now, Steven, good
friend to Janie and me,
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is going to grace us
with a hymn.
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It's what Janie
would've wanted.
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♪ I got shoes
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♪ you got shoes
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♪ all God's children
got shoes ♪
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Janie really would've
wanted that?
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Oh, yeah, used to crack her up
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how earnest and awful he is.
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She would just laugh and laugh.
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♪ I'm gonna walk
all over... ♪
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- I really like her.
- Mm.
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♪ I got wings, you got wings ♪
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♪ all God's children
got wings ♪
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♪ when I get to heaven,
gonna fly all around ♪
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♪ I'm gonna walk
all over God's heaven ♪
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♪ I got a crown,
you got a crown ♪
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♪ all God's children
got crowns ♪
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♪ well
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There he is, the poster boy
for getting better.
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Thank you all for your support.
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I still have a lot
of work to do.
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You know, not as much
as this section here.
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He's right.
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B-team, we
have to step it up.
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I know I'm inspired.
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Thanks to Ryan, I'm gonna
get rid of my wedding stuff.
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- Good girl.
- Yay.
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Lauren says I've been fearful
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since my brother's accident,
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so I'm gonna step out
of my comfort zone
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and take a risk.
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I feel like
there's a novel in me
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about me and my friends
making wrong choices
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and growing from them.
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No plot, just life.
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- Sounds great, right?
- No.
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Fran, the bitchy one,
loved crushing dreams.
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This is so wonderful.
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To be honest,
with my relationship
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with Wyatt falling apart,
I really started
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to doubt myself, you know?
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If I can't make my life work,
how can I help others?
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So, Ryan, thank you.
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Thank you for getting
the ball rolling.
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Yes, thank you, Ryan.
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So courageous
spreading those "ashes."
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If I weren't holding pennies,
I'd be air-quoting right now.
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What is this?
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When you spread the ashes,
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I couldn't help but notice
an atypical dispersal pattern.
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I have great insight
into these matters
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as a scientist
and as an oddball.
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So I took a sample
of the ashes home.
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Oh, God.
He made a new Janie.
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I mixed it up in water,
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fried it, tasted it,
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and it was a delicious
pancake, Ryan.
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It was bisquick.
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You spread bisquick.
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All right, can we
please consider the...
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Okay, listen.
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
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- Ryan.
- I knew it!
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- Ooh!
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Look, I was freaking out.
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I was all set to do it,
I picked out a good place,
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but then, I got haunted
by the memories
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of my wedding day,
and I lost my nerve.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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Because I feel so much
pressure to be better,
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and I'm not.
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I tried dating.
That was a complete disaster.
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I still wake up every night
at 1:23 A.M.
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I mean, is anybody in here
doing better?
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Raise your hand
if you're still miserable.
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- Ah.
- I am.
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- I am.
- Yeah, me too.
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When did you pick up
all the pennies?
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And why am I not even wondering
why you came in with them?
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I'm sorry that you
feel this way, Ryan.
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I want to spread the ashes.
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I desperately want to move on,
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- but I don't have the tools.
- Then, I'm off the hook too.
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I'm not ready to say good-bye
to my wedding stuff.
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- What?
- I'm out too.
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I'm tired of writing this novel.
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It was all going great
till K's pancake thing.
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Now, I just feel
like I'm stalled.
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So you're all quitting?
Well, I did my part.
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I invited that jackass
sergeant Davies for nothing.
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Hey, whoa, whoa.
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Who you callin' a jackass,
you rookie?
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Oh?
Here we go.
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How come you call me now?
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You askin' for a wire?
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Well, we did solid police work
back in my day.
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Your day is over, old man.
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Oh, yeah.
I don't help.
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This doesn't help.
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Oh, this is awful.
Ugh. Ohh.
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- I relapsed!
- He relapsed.
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She's wearing
the yellow hat now.
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What do you think that means?
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Depression?
Failure?
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Actually, I think
that's just her hat.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Ryan, that poor bastard.
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I know how bad that hurts,
to feel so stuck.
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I'm gonna help him.
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I wanna do the same for Lauren
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much like Lauren-ia
in my novel.
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She can rescue everyone
but herself.
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That sounds dreadful.
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"That sounds dreadful,"
cried jealous Fran
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as she lay dying.
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So let's do it.
You two help Lauren.
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Anne and I will handle Ryan.
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All right, K, but if
we're gonna work together,
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we're gonna have to follow
certain guidelines.
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For starters,
state and federal laws.
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Well, the only laws I abide by
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are the laws of physics...
- Mm-hmm.
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The law of supply and demand,
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and Jude Law, who talks to me
through his movies,
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like The Talented Mr. Ripley,
or as I call it,
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buy a winnebago,
Mr. K.
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She needs a win.
You know what she'd love?
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- A new tragedy to fix.
- Totally.
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It's gotta be something easy,
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not like our actual problems,
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which are deep-rooted,
complex, and painful.
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You really need
to get over the cat thing.
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It's just not anything.
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We'll make up a problem,
let her fix it.
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Yes, but it has
to be something meaty.
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A nuclear holocaust.
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Mm, feels a little too meaty.
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I'm sorry, let's go with
the great idea you didn't say.
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Hey, guys.
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- Not good, Lauren.
- I'm sorry?
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- We just got some bad news.
- Aw.
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- There was a nuclear h...
- Family that lost a member.
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- A...
- Man.
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A friend from our job
at the hospital.
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He died really sadly.
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Oh, my God.
You guys, I'm so sorry.
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- What was his name?
- His name was Xander.
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Which is weird
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because who would choose
the name "Xander"?
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You're right...
Maybe his parents
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should have named him something
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that was a great idea,
like "nuclear holocaust."
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Xander is dead.
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Why?
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That's not gonna help, Sonia.
Nothing will.
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00:09:37,037 --> 00:09:39,155
No, no, are you kidding?
I'm here!
255
00:09:39,190 --> 00:09:41,642
I'm gonna get you guys
through the loss of Xander.
256
00:09:42,476 --> 00:09:45,628
Why is my door open?
What's happening here?
257
00:09:45,663 --> 00:09:47,097
Dude, I think
you've been robbed.
258
00:09:47,531 --> 00:09:48,748
Well, it's a good thing
259
00:09:48,782 --> 00:09:51,651
I've got my karate expert
friend here with me.
260
00:09:51,685 --> 00:09:52,835
Well, that's a bit
of a stereotype.
261
00:09:52,870 --> 00:09:54,170
You happen to be good
at karate.
262
00:09:54,204 --> 00:09:55,271
A guy like me
couldn't have a gun?
263
00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:56,455
Would you like to have a gun?
264
00:09:57,591 --> 00:09:58,925
I don't think
you should have a gun.
265
00:10:01,661 --> 00:10:02,628
Yeah?
266
00:10:02,662 --> 00:10:03,963
Ryan King.
267
00:10:03,997 --> 00:10:05,564
Sorry.
268
00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,950
Ryan King, by now,
you're probably wondering
269
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,134
what my note means.
270
00:10:09,169 --> 00:10:10,819
Mr. K?
What note?
271
00:10:10,854 --> 00:10:12,821
You didn't get the note?
272
00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:15,424
What... I told you that we
were calling too early.
273
00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,159
You always need
a half-hour grace period
274
00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:18,644
with a ransom note.
275
00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:21,747
Ryan, be a dear and check
the living room table.
276
00:10:23,716 --> 00:10:25,267
Oh, my God.
277
00:10:25,818 --> 00:10:27,786
"We have Janie"?
Son of a bitch.
278
00:10:27,820 --> 00:10:29,387
You stole her ashes?
279
00:10:29,422 --> 00:10:31,206
Stole her ashes?
We spread her ashes yesterday.
280
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,374
That was pancake mix.
281
00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:34,476
Where are you?
Get back here now.
282
00:10:34,610 --> 00:10:37,312
King, it's me.
It's tough love time.
283
00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:40,215
So Anne and I slipped in
and out of your house
284
00:10:40,249 --> 00:10:42,183
like master criminals.
285
00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:43,968
Why is my robe down here?
286
00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:45,970
I took a bath
while we were there
287
00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:48,372
like a master criminal.
288
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,691
We are taking Janie
back up to the lake.
289
00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:53,194
At 6 P.M.,
we're gonna spread her ashes
290
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:54,478
whether you're there or not.
291
00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:56,130
No. No, no, no.
Get back here.
292
00:10:56,164 --> 00:10:58,148
- Steven has a gun.
- Passed it.
293
00:10:58,183 --> 00:10:59,350
You've gotta let go, buddy.
294
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,202
You said yourself
you wanted to do this.
295
00:11:01,236 --> 00:11:02,469
We're gonna help you do it.
296
00:11:02,504 --> 00:11:05,489
It'll be beautiful.
297
00:11:05,507 --> 00:11:08,692
These people you hang out with.
298
00:11:10,645 --> 00:11:12,479
Well, it's not crazy
that I brought it up.
299
00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:15,048
Lauren, this is really helping.
300
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:17,067
I'm not missing Xander at all.
301
00:11:17,101 --> 00:11:18,902
Frankly, I'm glad he's dead.
302
00:11:18,936 --> 00:11:20,720
I just read about
therapeutic pottery,
303
00:11:20,755 --> 00:11:22,389
and this seemed
like the perfect application.
304
00:11:22,423 --> 00:11:23,973
Maybe I'm good at this.
305
00:11:23,991 --> 00:11:27,277
Maybe I feel better
emotionally and physically.
306
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:31,214
Thanks to you,
I think I can do this again.
307
00:11:34,135 --> 00:11:35,101
Oh.
308
00:11:35,136 --> 00:11:38,238
Do you know how much this
would've hurt before you?
309
00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:46,783
- I can't come out. I'm too tense.
- Hey, buddy..
310
00:11:46,817 --> 00:11:48,284
Listen, I know you got a lot
going on right now,
311
00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:51,287
but I'm getting a real vibe
from Janie's sister.
312
00:11:51,321 --> 00:11:54,040
- Would it be cool if I...
- Not cool, Steven.
313
00:11:54,074 --> 00:11:55,892
Okay, yeah.
314
00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:58,828
You have to tell
everyone to go, Ryan.
315
00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:01,581
You did this.
Now you fix it.
316
00:12:01,615 --> 00:12:04,717
I gotta find
those ashes, Steven.
317
00:12:04,751 --> 00:12:06,836
Is that K's winnebago?
318
00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,504
- Yeah.
- Solid ride.
319
00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:09,672
Jude Law wasn't wrong.
320
00:12:11,308 --> 00:12:13,643
Lauren!
What are you doing here?
321
00:12:13,677 --> 00:12:15,478
I'm sorry to bother you at work,
322
00:12:15,512 --> 00:12:17,463
but after rocking
your grief therapy,
323
00:12:17,481 --> 00:12:19,782
I realized I have a larger mission.
324
00:12:19,817 --> 00:12:21,818
There's a whole group
of your co-workers here
325
00:12:21,852 --> 00:12:23,469
mourning the loss of Xander.
326
00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:25,438
Actually, the hospital
has counselors.
327
00:12:25,472 --> 00:12:26,989
Oh, who?
Dr. Kingsley?
328
00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:28,191
Hack.
Who said that?
329
00:12:28,242 --> 00:12:29,826
Alcoholic.
330
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,477
There it is again.
It's so weird.
331
00:12:31,495 --> 00:12:34,914
Anyway, I'd love to help them
cope with Xander's loss,
332
00:12:34,948 --> 00:12:36,148
like I helped you.
333
00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:38,618
That's nice,
but he was kind of a jag.
334
00:12:38,652 --> 00:12:39,619
No one liked him, so...
335
00:12:39,653 --> 00:12:41,754
Oh, that's the grief talking.
336
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:45,491
I will be back tomorrow
to heal.
337
00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:46,626
I can't lie to her like this.
338
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,128
- Lauren.
- Look! She's pez!
339
00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,464
That's the kind of fun stuff
we do at the hospital.
340
00:12:51,498 --> 00:12:55,968
See you tomorrow!
341
00:12:59,189 --> 00:13:00,806
- Mr. K!
- Ahh!
342
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,276
- No!
- This doesn't happen.
343
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,511
This is a sick, demented thing
that's happening here.
344
00:13:05,529 --> 00:13:08,147
- Give me my ashes.
- No. It's for your own good.
345
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,181
We're gonna spread 'em
at the lake.
346
00:13:09,199 --> 00:13:10,366
The lake isn't good enough.
347
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:11,868
I need to come up
with a better place.
348
00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:13,519
It's just an excuse to avoid!
349
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:14,853
The lake's everything you need.
350
00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:16,656
We come from water.
We go back to water.
351
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,574
You spread 'em, sobby, sobby,
Bob's your Uncle.
352
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,409
Uhh!
If anything happens to...
353
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:21,694
Oh, we were very careful.
354
00:13:21,712 --> 00:13:24,029
We never let them
out of our sight.
355
00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:25,030
- Aah!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
356
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:28,885
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
357
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:35,424
Oh.
358
00:13:37,761 --> 00:13:41,314
♪ I got shoes
359
00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:44,433
♪ you got shoes
360
00:13:44,484 --> 00:13:46,269
♪ all God's children
361
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,056
♪ got shoes
362
00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:54,026
♪ everybody's talkin'
'bout heaven ♪
363
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,445
♪ and I'm goin' to heaven ♪
364
00:13:57,675 --> 00:14:00,675
My first instinct was to
tell Lauren the truth
365
00:14:00,776 --> 00:14:03,176
but I am glad you convinced
me to make this work
366
00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:04,746
Xander now fully exists.
367
00:14:04,781 --> 00:14:06,431
I got some photos
of my neighbor,
368
00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:07,549
and with the help of Photoshop,
369
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:10,101
we have pictures from marching
band to med school.
370
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:11,169
Whoa.
371
00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,288
Behold our bereaved
co-workers.
372
00:14:13,322 --> 00:14:15,240
They're actually
a mish-mosh of day laborers,
373
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,492
desperate Norwegian backpackers,
and an actor
374
00:14:17,526 --> 00:14:19,010
who does background work
on Rizzoli & Isles.
375
00:14:19,044 --> 00:14:20,662
One thought.
What if my character
376
00:14:20,696 --> 00:14:22,780
had a nervous tick?
377
00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:24,382
Eh? Wouldn't that make me
more memorable?
378
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,501
What if you did the part
as written?
379
00:14:26,535 --> 00:14:28,169
I scripted the whole thing.
380
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:31,389
It was work, but it'll be
worth it for Lauren.
381
00:14:31,423 --> 00:14:32,841
Hello.
382
00:14:33,575 --> 00:14:34,592
Hi.
383
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,377
Hello, everyone.
384
00:14:36,411 --> 00:14:37,611
I'm Lauren Bennett,
385
00:14:37,629 --> 00:14:40,180
and I'm honored
that you're trusting me
386
00:14:40,215 --> 00:14:41,932
with your healing
over the loss of Xander.
387
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:43,634
I ask that you open your hearts
388
00:14:43,668 --> 00:14:45,553
as this process
is a two-way street.
389
00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:47,571
I'm healed.
390
00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:49,923
Was it my soothing tone
of voice?
391
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,158
Yes.
392
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:53,176
I can only give you
as much as you give me.
393
00:14:53,211 --> 00:14:55,278
Yolanda and Sonia honor me
day after day
394
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,848
with their openness
and their honesty,
395
00:14:57,882 --> 00:15:00,366
bravely bearing
their true selves.
396
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,667
It's a lie!
397
00:15:01,685 --> 00:15:03,069
- Xander never existed.
- No.
398
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,137
We made him up
because we wanted you
399
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,388
to feel good at your job.
400
00:15:05,422 --> 00:15:06,739
I'm sorry.
401
00:15:06,774 --> 00:15:08,758
I like writing a character
without a conscience,
402
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,376
but I'm not Donia.
403
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,661
It was wrong of Yolanda
to put all this together.
404
00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,196
Yolanda, is this true?
405
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,782
I... I don't...
406
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,967
I'm gonna [Bleep] you up.
407
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,053
You guys pity me?
408
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,206
I don't even know
how to respond to this.
409
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,674
Ms. Bennett,
thank God you're here.
410
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:30,279
I just miss Xander so...
much.
411
00:15:34,217 --> 00:15:36,952
Lauren, I am so sorry.
412
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:38,553
We just wanted to get you back
413
00:15:38,587 --> 00:15:41,322
to your awesome, confident,
insightful self.
414
00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:42,673
Well, it's official.
415
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,492
This group doesn't help anyone.
416
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,027
It just makes things worse.
417
00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:48,613
That's not true.
418
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:49,847
- We made his thing worse.
- Yeah.
419
00:15:49,881 --> 00:15:51,832
Thanks to beard-o
and loudy over here,
420
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,501
Janie's ashes
are gonna spend eternity
421
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,036
in a place
of great significance...
422
00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:57,821
A gas station off of route 145.
423
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,823
There was some ashes left.
424
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:02,125
Yeah.
A mouse amount.
425
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,694
And had my wife been a mouse,
426
00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:04,978
then this would be
the appropriate amount.
427
00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:07,481
This was supposed
to be perfect,
428
00:16:07,515 --> 00:16:09,082
and then, it got all...
429
00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:11,034
- Loudy and beard-oed.
- Yeah.
430
00:16:11,152 --> 00:16:13,220
This is not a great moment
for me.
431
00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:15,705
Lauren, I see
an insight brewing.
432
00:16:15,739 --> 00:16:17,673
You mentioned
your wedding earlier.
433
00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:19,809
- She's back.
- Way too soon.
434
00:16:19,843 --> 00:16:22,294
You said it haunted you.
Why?
435
00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:25,848
I made it too big.
Had to be epic.
436
00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:27,967
It's not what she wanted.
I screwed it up.
437
00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:29,218
And Janie would just smile
438
00:16:29,236 --> 00:16:30,953
and say that I had
a whole lifetime
439
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:32,054
to make it up to her.
440
00:16:32,089 --> 00:16:33,689
Well, I didn't.
441
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,958
And this is your last chance
to get something right for her.
442
00:16:35,992 --> 00:16:36,959
That's a lot of pressure.
443
00:16:36,993 --> 00:16:38,661
Yeah, it's a lot of pressure,
444
00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:39,862
and it needs to be perfect.
445
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:41,380
So should it be over a cliff?
446
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:42,615
Should it be under a rainbow?
447
00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:45,301
Should there be doves?
Janie hated doves.
448
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:47,520
You want it to be big,
you want it to be perfect,
449
00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:51,140
just like your wedding.
450
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,091
- She's back.
- I knew it.
451
00:16:53,126 --> 00:16:54,893
I didn't wanna ruin it,
but I wanted it.
452
00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:57,045
She didn't want it then.
453
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,747
She doesn't need it now.
454
00:16:58,781 --> 00:17:00,031
It doesn't need to be perfect.
455
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,868
It just needs to be you.
456
00:17:10,243 --> 00:17:13,795
He likes us again,
beard-o.
457
00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:21,468
Okay, here's the plan.
458
00:17:21,502 --> 00:17:23,304
I'm gonna say, "hey, honey,"
459
00:17:23,338 --> 00:17:24,855
and then you guys,
all at the same time,
460
00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:28,125
say, "we love you, Janie.
Please come out."
461
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,544
Okay?
Hey, honey.
462
00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:32,612
Is anybody else out there
with you?
463
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:33,713
All right, go.
Get out of here.
464
00:17:33,747 --> 00:17:35,231
How dare you?
Go, go, go.
465
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:39,135
No, just me.
466
00:17:42,306 --> 00:17:44,357
I have an idea.
Just come out.
467
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:46,376
I'm... I won't make you go
into the church.
468
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:48,111
I just... I wanna take you
some place
469
00:17:48,145 --> 00:17:51,281
I think might calm you down.
470
00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:59,806
Wow.
471
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,460
Come on.
472
00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:09,148
That's right.
Get all that anger out.
473
00:18:09,182 --> 00:18:10,816
Smash one for the orchestra,
474
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,870
and the horse-drawn carriage
I ordered for us for later
475
00:18:13,904 --> 00:18:14,937
that you don't know about yet.
476
00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:16,005
What?
477
00:18:16,056 --> 00:18:20,226
You are so cute
when you're mad.
478
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,427
Ugh!
479
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,880
- Whoa, look at that.
- Feels good, right?
480
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:26,866
Ohh, it feels so good.
481
00:18:28,552 --> 00:18:30,536
Uhh!
482
00:18:30,571 --> 00:18:32,622
We came here
on our third date, right?
483
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:35,024
Thought I was overdressed then.
484
00:18:35,058 --> 00:18:36,692
Ah, she remembers.
485
00:18:39,096 --> 00:18:42,632
I remember you.
486
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:45,101
I remember the way
you looked at me that night
487
00:18:45,135 --> 00:18:47,620
for the first time.
488
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,280
Ted Williams said
that the hardest thing
489
00:19:17,298 --> 00:19:19,433
to do in sport
is to hit a baseball.
490
00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:21,235
A round ball, round bat,
491
00:19:21,269 --> 00:19:23,089
and you have to hit it square.
492
00:19:25,523 --> 00:19:28,025
Let's see what you got.
Hit one for me.
493
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,426
Okay.
494
00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:33,497
It's not easy,
but when you connect,
495
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:35,632
and you hear that sound,
you just...
496
00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:38,535
You just feel like everything
is gonna be okay.
497
00:19:38,569 --> 00:19:40,169
♪
498
00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:51,097
It may feel
like a solitary sport
499
00:19:51,131 --> 00:19:52,431
when you step into the box,
500
00:19:52,466 --> 00:19:55,234
but the truth is
you're one of nine.
501
00:19:55,285 --> 00:19:56,786
It's important
to honor the past,
502
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,521
but there's a time
to move forward.
503
00:19:58,555 --> 00:20:00,373
Ryan started it off
with the ashes.
504
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,358
And I'll follow.
505
00:20:02,392 --> 00:20:04,277
Wedding invitations.
506
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,430
My wedding dress,
507
00:20:07,464 --> 00:20:09,465
the one thing Angus got right.
508
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,802
100% pure silk.
509
00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:16,973
Oh!
Damn it, Angus!
510
00:20:17,007 --> 00:20:19,525
Patty thought the L.A.
Lesbian Art Community
511
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,510
didn't get enough support.
512
00:20:21,528 --> 00:20:25,565
There's a reason for that.
513
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,684
I feel so inspired.
514
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:31,237
Everyone's making
such a big move.
515
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,471
I should do something.
516
00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:34,006
Lauren challenged you
to conquer your fear.
517
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,725
You know, skinny-dipping
in that dark lake over there,
518
00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:38,660
that'd be pretty scary.
519
00:20:39,295 --> 00:20:41,181
Maybe.
Not gonna do it.
520
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:43,582
- Come on.
- No.
521
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:44,583
Come on!
522
00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:46,868
Lauren, what you've done...
523
00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:48,203
I mean, when
I first met you guys,
524
00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:50,071
I thought you were just
a bunch of weirdoes.
525
00:20:50,089 --> 00:20:51,740
And now, you're the most
important people
526
00:20:51,758 --> 00:20:52,841
in the world to me.
527
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,726
This group works.
528
00:20:54,777 --> 00:20:56,778
- Come on!
- I swear to God.
529
00:20:56,813 --> 00:20:57,946
Fine.
530
00:20:57,981 --> 00:21:01,950
Ryan, let's show
this kid how to live.
531
00:21:01,985 --> 00:21:04,119
- Ryan.
- I'm not going.
532
00:21:04,153 --> 00:21:05,186
- Ryan!
- No.
533
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,656
- Ryan?
534
00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:09,741
That's not to say there isn't
room for improvement.
535
00:21:09,776 --> 00:21:10,876
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
536
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:12,694
Guys, in all the excitement,
537
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,997
I forgot I don't know
how to swim.
538
00:21:15,031 --> 00:21:17,032
- Let's go.
- Oh, boy.
539
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,750
- Relax!
- It's only three feet deep.
540
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:20,201
Put this on.
541
00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:22,370
I'm... I'm not saving you
while you're naked.
542
00:21:22,388 --> 00:21:23,639
I need to find a new group.
543
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:26,940
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544
00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:33,784
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