1 00:00:00,020 --> 00:00:01,701 Gossip girl here-- 2 00:00:01,701 --> 00:00:05,822 Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,822 --> 00:00:07,496 How's your mom doing with the divorce and everything? 4 00:00:07,496 --> 00:00:10,666 So my dad left her for another man. she lost 15 pounds, 5 00:00:10,666 --> 00:00:11,889 Got an eye lift. it's been good for her. 6 00:00:11,890 --> 00:00:14,095 My mom kind of left us a couple months ago. 7 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:17,057 My dad and my sister don't really see that. 8 00:00:17,057 --> 00:00:19,322 I don't know what's happened with my wife or my marriage, 9 00:00:19,322 --> 00:00:22,632 And you showing up here randomly doesn't make figuring that out any easier 10 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:24,519 Am I the only one who thinks this is extremely weird? 11 00:00:24,519 --> 00:00:26,271 Forget about it. if dad can let it go, so can you. 12 00:00:26,271 --> 00:00:28,087 I can't believe you didn't tell me your mom came home. 13 00:00:28,087 --> 00:00:29,408 Your wife despises me. 14 00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:30,628 I wouldn't say that. well, she did. 15 00:00:30,628 --> 00:00:33,585 You should deal with your father. he needs you. I don't. 16 00:00:33,585 --> 00:00:36,284 We broke up, okay? he was gonna get back together with me, 17 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,929 But only so my mom would help his dad. 18 00:00:37,929 --> 00:00:39,778 I need your support here, son, and your trust. 19 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:40,863 Well, you better hope for your sake 20 00:00:40,863 --> 00:00:41,841 They don't call your son to the stand. 21 00:00:42,901 --> 00:00:46,201 Do you like me? define "like." 22 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:52,766 And who am i? 23 00:00:52,766 --> 00:00:55,138 That's a secret I'll never tell. 24 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:55,984 You know you love me. 25 00:00:56,978 --> 00:00:59,867 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 26 00:01:02,790 --> 00:01:04,790 As per gossip girl's thanksgiving tradition, 27 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:07,320 I'm trading my laptop for stove top, 28 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,290 And for the next 16 hours, 29 00:01:09,290 --> 00:01:11,320 The only thing I'm dishing is seconds. 30 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,290 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 31 00:01:14,290 --> 00:01:16,290 Have fun, little rodents. 32 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:20,090 I mean, who gets wasted on thanksgiving? 33 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:22,090 The holidays are lonely for people. 34 00:01:22,090 --> 00:01:24,660 I wanted to keep 'em company. whoo! 35 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,760 Your mom is freaking out, so my mom is freaking out. 36 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,960 What, which means you freak out? 37 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,120 Blair, just cut the cord. go nuts. come on. 38 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:38,890 Let's do shots. come on! I told lily that you were buying a pie. 39 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,960 Oh, pie. 40 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,260 Where is your purse? uh, my purse... 41 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:46,890 Oh, great. all right. you stay here, okay? 42 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,360 I'm gonna go look. 43 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,060 Don't drink or hit on anything. 44 00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:51,560 Pie's been secured. 45 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:55,390 Thanksgiving no longer needs to be canceled, all right? 46 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:02,420 Hey, mom, you know, I need to go. I'm sorry. bye. 47 00:02:02,420 --> 00:02:04,760 Oh, man. 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,460 Hey! what are you doing? 49 00:02:09,460 --> 00:02:12,520 Hey, right of way, pal. 50 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:15,020 Screw you, buddy! hey, uh, excu--excuse me. 51 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:19,290 D-do you need, like, a crossing guard or a cab maybe? 52 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,790 Oh, pie. 53 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:24,320 It's more like roadkill now, 54 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,220 But, uh, better it than you, right? 55 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:29,020 Um... 56 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:32,320 I'm--i'm dan... humphrey. hi. 57 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,120 Hi. uh, I don't know. we met last year. 58 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,920 Uh. you m-- you might not remember. 59 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,460 Yeah, i--you probably don't, but look, 60 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,420 You should be more careful. you need to keep your hands off of her. 61 00:02:43,420 --> 00:02:46,460 Blair! trying to take advantage of her on the holidays. 62 00:02:46,460 --> 00:02:48,820 Come on. let's go, serena. 63 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,620 Bye, dave. 64 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,160 Bye. 65 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:55,060 Bye. 66 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:57,720 Bye, serena. 67 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,960 Hey. 68 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,460 And hello to you. 69 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,860 Big national holiday. you excited? kind of am. 70 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:07,460 Might be the first thanksgiving in a while 71 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,660 That I actually remember. yeah, I bet. 72 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:10,820 Huh? 73 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:13,490 Nothing. uh, you-- uh, you at blair's? 74 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:16,490 Almost. her dad's gonna be home for the first time 75 00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:18,010 Since he left, so she's really excited. 76 00:03:18,011 --> 00:03:19,920 Oh, well, family reunions are all around then. 77 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,390 Uh, we, too, have a full humphrey household. 78 00:03:22,390 --> 00:03:25,590 Hopefully, it'll stick. well, it seems like your mom is really trying. 79 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:27,220 Better thanksgiving than never. 80 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:29,420 Call me between every course? 81 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,460 Okay. 82 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,090 Mwah. bye. 83 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:37,090 Mom, is it really okay to cook with this much heavy cream? 84 00:03:37,090 --> 00:03:38,698 Our arteries give us a free pass on turkey day. 85 00:03:38,699 --> 00:03:40,990 It's a shame our family doesn't have a few hundred more members. 86 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:43,690 Do you think I bought too much? only by several tons. 87 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,720 But it's our first holiday back. 88 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,986 I wanted to make sure it was special. mm. 89 00:03:48,317 --> 00:03:51,287 I think they call that guilt. yeah, I guess they do. 90 00:03:51,287 --> 00:03:54,757 But if it means more midnight turkey sandwiches for all of us, 91 00:03:54,757 --> 00:03:57,757 Then so be it. yeah, see, dan? uh, we on this side of the kitchen 92 00:03:57,757 --> 00:04:00,757 Choose to be positive. yeah, dan. what's it gonna be? 93 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,757 You with us or against us? 94 00:04:02,757 --> 00:04:05,257 Uh.... fine. fine. but only if I can 95 00:04:05,257 --> 00:04:07,387 Take the cranberry sauce out of the can. 96 00:04:07,387 --> 00:04:08,887 That is my specialty. 97 00:04:08,887 --> 00:04:10,887 I have to find this recipe before my dad gets here. 98 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:12,887 Harold waldorf's famous pumpkin pie. 99 00:04:12,887 --> 00:04:14,917 Well, it may have been bobby flay's, 100 00:04:14,917 --> 00:04:17,887 But it didn't stop my dad from taking credit for it. 101 00:04:17,887 --> 00:04:21,457 It's gonna be perfect! look at you. quite the chipper sous-chef. 102 00:04:21,457 --> 00:04:23,417 Well, I'm in a good mood. 103 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:25,787 It happens. sometimes 'cause I increase my lexapro, 104 00:04:25,787 --> 00:04:28,357 Sometimes because my dad's in town. 105 00:04:28,357 --> 00:04:31,387 And sometimes, mostly because things are good with a boy. 106 00:04:31,387 --> 00:04:33,917 You and nate get back together? 107 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:35,917 You mean since gossip girl 108 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:37,917 Published pictures of him and some skank? 109 00:04:37,917 --> 00:04:40,587 So that's a no. what's chuck doing today? 110 00:04:40,587 --> 00:04:43,257 Why are you asking me? 111 00:04:43,257 --> 00:04:45,187 Well, you guys are friends. 112 00:04:45,187 --> 00:04:48,587 And, blair, look, you know you can tell me anything. 113 00:04:48,587 --> 00:04:51,357 I'd be the last person to judge anyone. 114 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:53,317 With good reason. 115 00:04:53,317 --> 00:04:55,357 Blair, I saw you with chuck. 116 00:04:57,417 --> 00:05:00,017 I don't know what I was thinking. 117 00:05:00,017 --> 00:05:03,017 I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe you could understand, 118 00:05:03,017 --> 00:05:05,257 But twice? wait. you slept with him? 119 00:05:05,257 --> 00:05:06,957 Shh! ugh. blair! 120 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:08,261 What happened to no judging? 121 00:05:08,262 --> 00:05:10,357 I'm not, but I thought you wanted to wait. 122 00:05:10,357 --> 00:05:11,778 I thought you wanted to make things special. 123 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,457 Oh, so nate gets the free pass, and I'm the slut? 124 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:15,917 Tell me you didn't sleep with chuck for revenge. 125 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:19,057 Well, it wasn't because I like his natural musk, 126 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,057 And besides, nothing hurts more 127 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:23,787 Than sleeping with the best friend, right, s.? 128 00:05:23,787 --> 00:05:25,787 Way to prove a point. 129 00:05:25,787 --> 00:05:28,817 Well, I learned from the master. if you're sleeping with chuck, 130 00:05:28,817 --> 00:05:31,117 I'd say the student's become the master. 131 00:05:31,117 --> 00:05:34,157 Are you jealous you didn't get to sleep with him first? 132 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:37,117 There had to be somebody left on the upper east side. 133 00:05:37,117 --> 00:05:40,317 Blair, darling, are you going to help me at all? 134 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:43,557 Serena, do you know when your mother's arriving? 135 00:05:43,557 --> 00:05:47,117 She's not. we're not doing thanksgiving here anymore. 136 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:49,157 Oh. why? 137 00:05:49,157 --> 00:05:51,717 Because I uninvited them. 138 00:05:57,117 --> 00:06:00,087 Happy holidays, eleanor. 139 00:06:05,257 --> 00:06:08,317 Mom, I know it'sy fault that we're here, 140 00:06:08,317 --> 00:06:09,106 But let's not get crazy. 141 00:06:09,107 --> 00:06:10,817 Well, I don't know what you're complaining about. 142 00:06:10,817 --> 00:06:13,763 I'm just trying to provide my family with a home-cooked meal. 143 00:06:14,299 --> 00:06:16,318 You don't know how to cook. 144 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:18,318 Well, don't blame me. talk to your sister. 145 00:06:18,318 --> 00:06:21,318 She's the one that got us exiled from the waldorfs. oh, I'm sorry. 146 00:06:21,318 --> 00:06:23,375 And even if you did cook, we don't have an oven. 147 00:06:23,376 --> 00:06:24,918 Preaching to the converted, eric. 148 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,918 Look, we'll just pick up a few things and try to make do. 149 00:06:27,918 --> 00:06:30,988 Like peking duck on thanksgiving. hmm. not a bad idea. 150 00:06:30,988 --> 00:06:34,358 No, mom. all the other shops are closed. there's nothing wrong 151 00:06:34,358 --> 00:06:36,758 With having chinese food on thanksgiving. 152 00:06:36,758 --> 00:06:39,888 What? jews having been doing it on christmas since forever. 153 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:42,588 Look, a pumpkin. isn't this... 154 00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:44,458 This is festive, yes? 155 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:47,788 We're gonna eat a pumpkin? 156 00:06:47,788 --> 00:06:48,918 Mom. 157 00:06:48,918 --> 00:06:51,958 Oh. 158 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:54,488 So you couldn't make it past the salad, huh? 159 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:57,088 I opened the cranberries. my work is done. 160 00:06:57,088 --> 00:06:58,258 How's blair's? 161 00:06:58,258 --> 00:07:01,258 Uh, I wouldn't know. she gave me the boot. 162 00:07:01,258 --> 00:07:04,918 Wh--she kicked you out of her house? what happened now? 163 00:07:04,918 --> 00:07:06,988 Uh, don't ask, but the good news is, 164 00:07:06,988 --> 00:07:09,388 My mom is gonna slice us up a pumpkin. 165 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:10,888 Oh, and there's duck. 166 00:07:10,888 --> 00:07:15,558 No, no, no. you can't eat duck and raw pumpkin on thanksgiving. 167 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:17,118 Uh, you know what? 168 00:07:17,118 --> 00:07:20,018 I'm the guardian of vanessa's sister's van for the weekend, 169 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:22,058 And we here at the humphrey manor 170 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:25,488 Have an oddly large kitchen table. what are you suggesting? 171 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,858 These smell great. yes, so we can starve in a fragrant hotel room. 172 00:07:28,858 --> 00:07:31,888 We're not starving. look, I got us into this mess, 173 00:07:31,888 --> 00:07:34,488 So I'm gonna get us out of it. elaborate, serena. 174 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,718 Thanksgiving at the humphreys. 175 00:07:36,718 --> 00:07:39,658 Dan invited me, and eric's friends with his sister, 176 00:07:39,658 --> 00:07:42,718 And his dad's really cool. awesome. I'm leaving the pumpkin. 177 00:07:42,718 --> 00:07:44,658 What do you say, mom? 178 00:07:56,595 --> 00:07:59,625 Found it. sous-chef, you're needed. 179 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,155 Ready and awaiting orders. I see we have extra help. 180 00:08:02,155 --> 00:08:05,395 Yes, well, serena's spending thanksgiving with us this year. 181 00:08:05,395 --> 00:08:08,295 Ah, the more the merrier. happy to have you, my dear. 182 00:08:08,295 --> 00:08:09,955 Whoo! yes! 183 00:08:09,955 --> 00:08:12,125 The canapéS were a huge success. 184 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,155 I saved one for you, blair. 185 00:08:14,155 --> 00:08:16,195 I'm not really hungry. 186 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:19,195 Well, what does that mean, you're not really hungry? well, I had, like, 187 00:08:19,195 --> 00:08:22,725 15 of them this morning when daddy first made them. 15? 188 00:08:22,725 --> 00:08:25,195 Serena. serena! 189 00:08:25,195 --> 00:08:27,155 Do you think that's wise? 190 00:08:27,155 --> 00:08:30,195 Darling, she's fine. she has been for two months. 191 00:08:30,195 --> 00:08:33,655 What did the doctor say? don't drive us crazy, okay? 192 00:08:33,655 --> 00:08:34,895 So, please. 193 00:08:34,895 --> 00:08:36,395 Ah, fine. 194 00:08:36,395 --> 00:08:39,525 We are going to need to set another place at the table. 195 00:08:39,525 --> 00:08:42,025 Laurel brought one of the models I'm working with. 196 00:08:42,025 --> 00:08:44,225 Do I know her? what's her name? 197 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,325 His name is roman. 198 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,555 Ah. roman. 199 00:08:48,555 --> 00:08:51,255 Not this one, harold. 200 00:08:51,255 --> 00:08:53,225 We have to work together. 201 00:08:53,225 --> 00:08:54,695 Hey, you! 202 00:08:54,695 --> 00:08:57,595 Happy thanksgiving. you, too. good to see you. 203 00:08:57,595 --> 00:08:58,543 Mwah. want one? ah, sure. 204 00:08:58,543 --> 00:08:59,620 Good boy. 205 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,010 Nate the great. 206 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:03,210 Mmm. so what'd I miss? mm, nothing. 207 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,089 You're about to witness the return of sober serena. 208 00:09:05,089 --> 00:09:06,062 Oh, nate! 209 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:09,092 Oh, no. oh, no. or maybe not. sweetie, would you take her upstairs? 210 00:09:09,092 --> 00:09:11,500 Put her in the bath before your mother gets wind of this whole situation? 211 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,500 What, and leave you all alone? thanksgiving is our thing. 212 00:09:15,687 --> 00:09:18,217 Nate, will you please take care of her? please? 213 00:09:18,217 --> 00:09:19,987 Oh, I will. come on. 214 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:24,717 Here. daddy, can I help with the pumpkin pie? 215 00:09:24,717 --> 00:09:26,287 Of course. 216 00:09:26,287 --> 00:09:27,817 Thank you. crush them. 217 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,787 Thank you very much. crush them. 218 00:09:33,161 --> 00:09:36,191 Caterers? 219 00:09:36,191 --> 00:09:38,191 What's going on here? 220 00:09:38,191 --> 00:09:40,691 Everyone is getting ready for our lovely dinner, 221 00:09:40,691 --> 00:09:42,261 And you should be, too. 222 00:09:42,261 --> 00:09:45,521 Everyone except daddy. where is he? 223 00:09:45,521 --> 00:09:47,061 I thought you knew. 224 00:09:47,061 --> 00:09:48,361 Knew what? 225 00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:51,161 Your father isn't coming. 226 00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:52,891 He didn't tell you? 227 00:09:54,221 --> 00:09:56,861 He decided to stay in paris. 228 00:09:56,861 --> 00:09:58,300 He's got either too much work, 229 00:09:58,301 --> 00:10:00,388 Or roman is too much work. who knows? 230 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:03,237 I-i don't understand. if he wasn't coming, 231 00:10:03,237 --> 00:10:04,298 Why wouldn't he just call me and tell me himself? 232 00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:05,608 Darling, you should know by now 233 00:10:05,608 --> 00:10:08,378 That your father is not a fan of the difficult conversation. 234 00:10:08,378 --> 00:10:10,808 Now why don't you run along and change into something 235 00:10:10,808 --> 00:10:12,108 A little more... 236 00:10:12,108 --> 00:10:14,638 Enchanting? 237 00:10:14,638 --> 00:10:17,608 That's good. 238 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,478 Are you sure you don't want us to stay with you? 239 00:10:24,478 --> 00:10:26,478 Yeah, we don't want to leave you, mom, 240 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:29,508 If you don't feel well. oh, no. you kids have fun. 241 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:32,508 I don't have an appetite anyway. 242 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:35,708 Oh, hold on a second. that must be dan. 243 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,338 Hey! 244 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:40,378 Room service. oh. oh, no, no, no, no, sir. you have the wrong room. 245 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:42,878 Oh, no, you're early. I lied. 246 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:43,938 Mom. 247 00:10:45,908 --> 00:10:48,938 All I care about is that you two are together. 248 00:10:48,938 --> 00:10:51,378 I don't want to be an imposition. no. 249 00:10:51,378 --> 00:10:53,978 Man with van, at your service. 250 00:10:53,978 --> 00:10:56,908 Hey. hey. 251 00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:59,578 Uh, bold choice of attire, mrs. van der woodsen, 252 00:10:59,578 --> 00:11:02,138 Unless it's what they're wearing on the runway these days. 253 00:11:02,138 --> 00:11:05,138 No, my mom sicked out because she didn't want to be imposing. 254 00:11:05,138 --> 00:11:05,995 You know what? 255 00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,708 I am fine just curling up and reading a good book. 256 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,498 But you're supposed to be with your family on thanksgiving. 257 00:11:09,498 --> 00:11:12,828 Yeah, and nicholas sparks is hardly family. 258 00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:17,841 I'm not taking no for an answer. in fact, I'm not even asking. 259 00:11:17,841 --> 00:11:20,743 You are coming with us. I'm adult-napping you. 260 00:11:20,743 --> 00:11:25,375 Fine, just stop talking, and I'll get ready. 261 00:11:26,492 --> 00:11:29,132 Make it snappy. I'm double-parked. thanks. 262 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:30,762 Hey, rufus humphrey. 263 00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,123 Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. 264 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:35,380 Rufus, it's lily. um, your very persistent son 265 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,483 Insisted that I join you for dinner. 266 00:11:39,962 --> 00:11:43,197 I want to remind you that my kids do not know that we are friendly, 267 00:11:43,695 --> 00:11:44,910 And I would like to keep it that way. 268 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:47,080 That said... 269 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,110 I look forward to seeing you. 270 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:54,480 Ugh! how could he just blow me off? 271 00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,010 At the last minute. 272 00:12:38,547 --> 00:12:40,208 Just like I was asked to step down 273 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,262 From the committee for the snowflake ball, 274 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,032 And how I wasn't asked back to the lincoln center foundation. 275 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,372 I thought at least, your father's lawyer might join us for dessert. 276 00:12:47,372 --> 00:12:49,422 Mom, stop. you were all for acting like nothing was wrong 277 00:12:49,422 --> 00:12:51,603 Until it landed on you. nate. 278 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:52,787 I forgot to call the bail bondsman. 279 00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:55,297 Maybe he has nowhere to go. mom, no one is more mad than I am, 280 00:12:55,297 --> 00:12:57,160 But this is not the right way. 281 00:12:57,161 --> 00:13:00,763 Nathaniel, I don't need you to fight this fight for me. 282 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:11,433 Where do you think you're going? anywhere but here. 283 00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:22,933 Thank you. what's taking dan and serena so long? 284 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,233 Hey, we're here. there you are. 285 00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:28,233 You're lucky you made it while the turkey's still hot. 286 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:31,303 Mom, this is serena, and this is her brother eric. 287 00:13:28,233 --> 00:13:31,303 It is so nice to meet you both. 288 00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:34,403 It's nice to meet you, too. nice to meet you. hi. 289 00:13:34,403 --> 00:13:36,333 And this is their mother, lily. 290 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,303 Happy thanksgiving. 291 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,940 Just in time, but I thought you were gonna bring pie. 292 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,480 I did, but it kinda got run over by a taxi, 293 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,880 Uh, as I was trying to help this girl stay out of traffic. ah, well, 294 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,880 Who needs dessert 295 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,840 When we have a real-life hero in our midst? 296 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,880 Your brother just saved a girl. 297 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,880 I thought you needed to be near a girl for that to happen. 298 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:05,140 Not just any girl. the girl. 299 00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:08,180 Oh, the blonde you stalk at school? just the one. 300 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:11,480 A thing for blondes. you are your father's son. not just any blonde. 301 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:14,180 Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on thanksgiving 302 00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:16,640 And almost die. well, your dad liked 'em 303 00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,010 Dangerous and troubled, too, so... you were dangerous? 304 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:23,080 Who said I was talking about me? well, 305 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:23,080 I didn't realize there was anyone else. 306 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,140 Well, it is so nice to meet you. 307 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:31,180 Alison. right, it's nice to meet you, too. 308 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:33,140 Lily, was it? 309 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,640 Yes. 310 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,380 Well, I'm just gonna take these coats and put them in, um, 311 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:42,210 Dan's room. uh, you know what? it's okay. I've got them. 312 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,640 Oh. 313 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,680 Oh, thank you. mm. 314 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,540 Okay, eric and jenny, napkin duty. 315 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,240 Serena and dan, I want every water glass filled, 316 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,940 And every candle you can find lit. I am sorry. 317 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,940 I did not know that you were-- 318 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,910 Back? well, I am. 319 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:01,580 And why would you know? 320 00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:05,980 Well, dan never mentioned it when he invited me. 321 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:10,180 I called. I didn't hear the phone. 322 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:13,340 You know what? it's fine. it's fine. 323 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:16,980 Let's just have a great time. this holiday's about sharing. 324 00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:20,310 Right. and if you don't mind, um, could we not share too much? 325 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,780 I haven't exactly told my kids about my past. 326 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,810 Well... our past. 327 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:28,940 Hey, turkey's almost room temp, guys. come on down. 328 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,010 You grab the mashed. 329 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,040 I got that. 330 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:40,140 Happy thanksgiving. 331 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,240 If it's on the web site, 332 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,280 Then I'll go look at it. otherwise, I'm not gonna. 333 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,380 Well, that goes without speaking. we know that. 334 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,580 And who's designing the page? well, I wanted to talk to you. 335 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,480 The guy with no hair? mm-hmm. yeah. 336 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:54,110 Blair... 337 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:56,340 You haven't touched your food. 338 00:15:56,340 --> 00:15:59,340 Come on, darling. what has gotten into you? 339 00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:02,080 Well, I was going to wait till after dinner, 340 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,780 But I guess now is as good a time as any. 341 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,840 Did you call daddy and say that I didn't want to see him 342 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,310 This thanksgiving? 343 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,580 Of course not. what a ridiculous accusation. 344 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:15,580 So you didn't tell him that I was so angry at him for leaving, 345 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:18,640 That I didn't even want to talk to him today? 346 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,510 You had no right to uninvite him. 347 00:16:21,510 --> 00:16:24,310 When are you gonna get it through your head? 348 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,810 He left us. 349 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:28,840 He didn't leave us. he left you. 350 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:32,310 That's enough. 351 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,940 That's enough. 352 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:36,440 If you want to take this up with me, 353 00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:39,840 We can discuss it later, after our guests have left. 354 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,510 Right now you either eat or you leave the table. 355 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,510 I told you, I'm not hungry. 356 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,640 Or maybe dessert will change your mind. 357 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:50,310 Where is daddy's pie? hmm? 358 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,880 Care for dessert, sir? I don't see his pumpkin pie. 359 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:55,272 Well, there were so many delicious choices coming from the caterer, 360 00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:57,772 We just sent that one down to the doorman. 361 00:16:57,772 --> 00:16:59,772 What is thanksgiving after all, hmm? 362 00:16:59,772 --> 00:17:05,342 Now choose one of those amazing desserts. 363 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:11,412 Mm-hmm. 364 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,642 So, uh, mrs. van der woodsen, 365 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:21,642 Um, what were thanksgivings like when you were growing up? 366 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,172 Serena said you were raised in california? oh, 367 00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:25,172 I grew up on a little ranch in montecito. 368 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:28,342 I didn't know there were little ranches. there aren't. 369 00:18:33,672 --> 00:18:37,212 I don't want to be rude, but I should take this. yeah, sure. 370 00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:40,472 Hey, we're right in the middle of di-- 371 00:18:40,472 --> 00:18:43,112 Yeah. o-of course. I'm on my way. 372 00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:44,442 What's up? 373 00:18:44,442 --> 00:18:47,912 I'm sorry, but I have to go. is everything all right? 374 00:18:47,912 --> 00:18:50,212 No, but, um, it will be, I hope. 375 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:53,212 I'm sorry. I can't really say more, but it's nothing about us. okay. 376 00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:57,212 I was having a lot of fun, though. bye. all right. 377 00:18:57,212 --> 00:19:00,712 I'm sorry, mom. I have to go. oh, of course. you're such a good friend. 378 00:19:00,712 --> 00:19:03,542 Look, um, I hope you don't mind, but my daughter has to go. 379 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:07,042 Do you need to go with her? no, no, no, mom. stay. have fun, please. 380 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:10,272 Thanks, guys. it was nice to meet you. 381 00:19:10,272 --> 00:19:11,811 Is she gonna be okay? 382 00:19:11,812 --> 00:19:14,472 Yeah, uh, yeah. I don't think it has anything to do with her, 383 00:19:14,472 --> 00:19:17,412 But, um, you were talking about your ranch. 384 00:19:17,412 --> 00:19:19,612 Did you have any horses? 385 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:22,212 Yes, I had a few. um, I had my own, rosewood. 386 00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:25,212 My dad has a song called "rosewood." oh, but no, not that rosewood. 387 00:19:25,212 --> 00:19:28,272 I completely forgot about that song. yeah, it's about my mom. 388 00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:31,942 You know, 'cause she had this perfume that she always wore. 389 00:19:31,942 --> 00:19:34,672 And it was rose and... sandalwood. 390 00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:37,142 Sandalwood. it was like her own personal scent. 391 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,130 I'm a fool. you're not a fool. 392 00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:50,859 Um, raise your hand if you're over 30 393 00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:53,089 And acting really weird right now. 394 00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:55,019 I'm sorry, alison. 395 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,689 I never told rufus about that horse. 396 00:19:57,689 --> 00:20:01,359 So I'm sure it's just a coincidence. wait a minute here. 397 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,689 Why are you talking like you know each other? 398 00:20:04,689 --> 00:20:06,789 Do you two know each other? 399 00:20:09,889 --> 00:20:13,519 Uh, we kinda did know each other, 400 00:20:13,519 --> 00:20:15,559 A long, long time ago. what? 401 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,089 Know each other how? 402 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:28,089 Oh, my god. 403 00:20:28,089 --> 00:20:30,589 This is unbelievable. you know what? I need some air. 404 00:20:30,589 --> 00:20:32,689 Don't follow me. 405 00:20:37,459 --> 00:20:40,389 You have a lot of explaining to do. 406 00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:42,419 Mom, wait. 407 00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:45,159 May we please be excused? yeah, sure. 408 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,972 Watch it. come on. come on. come on. 409 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,872 I don't want a bath. 410 00:21:06,872 --> 00:21:09,912 Oh, too bad. blair's direct orders. blair's not the boss of me. 411 00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:11,912 Sit. oh, are you new here? 412 00:21:11,912 --> 00:21:13,912 Cause blair's the boss of all of us. 413 00:21:13,912 --> 00:21:16,872 Oh, seriously, serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery. 414 00:21:16,872 --> 00:21:19,242 I do not. yes, you do. 415 00:21:19,242 --> 00:21:21,542 Oh, my god. yes, I do. 416 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:22,842 Yeah. 417 00:21:22,842 --> 00:21:26,712 Brewery floor with a hint of secondhand smoke? 418 00:21:26,712 --> 00:21:29,042 And a pint of old spice. 419 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:30,472 Whoa. whoa. 420 00:21:30,472 --> 00:21:33,472 I totally need a bath. yeah, deal with it. please. 421 00:21:33,472 --> 00:21:37,072 Blair's a bossy genius. oh, yes, she is. mm. 422 00:21:37,072 --> 00:21:39,672 So what about you? 423 00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:42,612 What about me? I don't smell like an ashtray. 424 00:21:42,612 --> 00:21:44,842 But you look like an ass tray. aah! 425 00:21:44,842 --> 00:21:46,842 Aah! hey, serena. stop, stop, stop. 426 00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:48,772 Stop, serena. serena, stop. 427 00:21:48,772 --> 00:21:50,772 What's wrong with you? god. oh. 428 00:21:50,772 --> 00:21:53,742 Ow. god. 429 00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:55,372 Aah! aah! go away! 430 00:21:55,372 --> 00:21:57,412 Oh, what, what, what, what, what? you started it, dude. 431 00:21:57,412 --> 00:22:01,042 You started it. you started it. oh! what? stop it! 432 00:22:01,042 --> 00:22:02,512 What are you guys doing? 433 00:22:10,242 --> 00:22:13,672 My hair! my--aah! aah! 434 00:22:15,512 --> 00:22:17,012 I got you both! 435 00:22:17,012 --> 00:22:19,372 I'm king of the world. 436 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,212 I'm king of the world! 437 00:22:49,642 --> 00:22:51,772 Hey, it's me. 438 00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:03,112 I didn't mean for it to happen. 439 00:23:13,972 --> 00:23:16,642 I didn't see your dad downstairs. 440 00:23:20,242 --> 00:23:24,042 My mother just decides everything, you know? 441 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:27,172 Everything in the world is just totally up to her. 442 00:23:28,712 --> 00:23:30,372 I know. 443 00:23:36,472 --> 00:23:39,242 Hey, why don't we get out of here? 444 00:23:39,242 --> 00:23:41,442 I'm not going back to that party. 445 00:23:41,442 --> 00:23:43,542 No, I mean, outta here, outta here. 446 00:23:43,542 --> 00:23:47,242 Out of this apartment, to a place a little more sane. 447 00:23:49,842 --> 00:23:52,342 Any place would qualify. 448 00:23:58,042 --> 00:24:00,742 So you actually threatened lily van der woodsen 449 00:24:00,742 --> 00:24:02,242 With physical violence? 450 00:24:02,242 --> 00:24:04,272 Mom, you are a badass. 451 00:24:04,272 --> 00:24:06,272 Yeah, well, what can I say? 452 00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:09,312 I was younger then and wearing steel-toed boots. 453 00:24:09,312 --> 00:24:12,112 No, no. no, we never actually came to blows. 454 00:24:12,112 --> 00:24:16,912 I focused on transforming my anger into art. 455 00:24:16,912 --> 00:24:18,442 I made some collages. 456 00:24:18,442 --> 00:24:21,372 I wrote a trilogy of 1-act plays about her, 457 00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:24,372 Named the character milly, to try to be, you know, subtle. 458 00:24:24,372 --> 00:24:25,672 It's clever. 459 00:24:27,912 --> 00:24:30,812 So what was so bad about her? 460 00:24:30,812 --> 00:24:33,512 And I mean aside from the superior fluttering eyelids 461 00:24:33,512 --> 00:24:35,672 And punishing sarcasm. 462 00:24:35,672 --> 00:24:39,772 Well, uh, she was your dad's first great love, 463 00:24:39,772 --> 00:24:43,272 As she liked to remind me every chance she got. 464 00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:46,212 It's kind of hard to compete with that. 465 00:24:54,142 --> 00:24:56,472 You've uh, been in here for a half-hour. 466 00:24:56,472 --> 00:24:58,512 Yeah, well, 467 00:24:58,512 --> 00:24:59,646 Not nearly enough timeto fathom 468 00:24:59,647 --> 00:25:01,512 How you allowed me to walk into this situation. 469 00:25:01,512 --> 00:25:02,672 Allowed you? th-- 470 00:25:03,249 --> 00:25:05,249 You were the last person 471 00:25:05,249 --> 00:25:06,127 I expected to come through my front door today. 472 00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:08,127 Yeah, well, at the very least, 473 00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:11,327 You knew that serena would come home and tell me all about 474 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:13,627 The wonderful thanksgiving she had with dan, his father, 475 00:25:13,627 --> 00:25:15,127 Oh, and his mother. 476 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:18,338 Is this really how you think I deserve to find out? 477 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:22,867 I don't know what I do or do not owe you. 478 00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:25,627 I mean, we haven't actually defined 479 00:25:25,627 --> 00:25:27,597 What we are to each other. 480 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:33,267 Well, maybe this is the perfect opportunity to do it. 481 00:25:33,267 --> 00:25:35,497 But, lily... 482 00:25:35,497 --> 00:25:38,497 These past few weeks have... 483 00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:41,227 Have been what? 484 00:25:45,367 --> 00:25:47,397 You can't even say it, can you? 485 00:25:47,397 --> 00:25:50,527 I can, but I shouldn't. 486 00:25:54,827 --> 00:25:58,327 Look, for better, for worse, you're one of my oldest friends. 487 00:25:58,327 --> 00:26:00,567 Mm. oldest friends? 488 00:26:00,567 --> 00:26:02,567 That's certainly not how it felt 489 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:04,527 When you kissed me at eleanor's party. 490 00:26:04,527 --> 00:26:06,927 What? 491 00:26:10,997 --> 00:26:12,597 Alison, honey... 492 00:26:12,597 --> 00:26:14,627 Dan, will you go and... 493 00:26:14,627 --> 00:26:18,001 Uh, check on jenny and eric. yeah. 494 00:26:25,332 --> 00:26:26,070 Mom, where's dad? 495 00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:28,110 How dare you do that. 496 00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:29,582 Leave in the middle of thanksgiving dinner? 497 00:26:29,582 --> 00:26:31,812 I need to talk to dad. dad? 498 00:26:31,812 --> 00:26:34,682 Dad? oh, my god. dad. dad. 499 00:26:34,682 --> 00:26:36,682 Mom, call 9-1-1. hurry! 500 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:40,763 Dad, please, wake up. dad! 501 00:26:40,763 --> 00:26:42,263 Dorita. 502 00:26:42,263 --> 00:26:45,663 Easy. take a seat, honey. 503 00:26:45,663 --> 00:26:47,703 Oh, goodness. oh, how do I smell now? 504 00:26:47,703 --> 00:26:49,203 Uh, you smell fantastic, 505 00:26:49,203 --> 00:26:51,703 But you might not wanna keep asking people that. 506 00:26:51,703 --> 00:26:54,803 Serena, you look wonderful. that shirt was made for you. actually, 507 00:26:51,703 --> 00:26:54,803 It was made for you. 508 00:26:54,803 --> 00:26:56,833 Well, I knew there was a reason I liked it. hmm? 509 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,503 Yours, too, I see. and mine. 510 00:26:58,503 --> 00:27:00,633 No, no, no, no. oh, no, no, no. 511 00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,763 Would you help me with the potatoes? yes. 512 00:27:02,763 --> 00:27:05,303 Ah! 513 00:27:05,303 --> 00:27:09,563 Don't tell me it's a big deal. I'm well aware of the stakes. hey. 514 00:27:05,303 --> 00:27:09,563 Who's dad talking to? 515 00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:12,203 What now? the office. something about that deal with the dutch company. 516 00:27:12,203 --> 00:27:14,863 So it looks like I'll have to slip out for a few minutes. 517 00:27:14,863 --> 00:27:17,033 Dad, it's a holiday. not in amsterdam. 518 00:27:17,033 --> 00:27:20,133 Well, we are in america. tell them it will wait till tomorrow. 519 00:27:20,133 --> 00:27:23,733 Sweetheart, I don't want to go. I have to. 520 00:27:23,733 --> 00:27:25,763 I brought this deal in, 521 00:27:25,763 --> 00:27:27,763 But if meltzer closes it without me, 522 00:27:27,763 --> 00:27:30,763 I don't get the commission. forget the commission. 523 00:27:27,763 --> 00:27:30,763 I'll write you a check myself. 524 00:27:30,763 --> 00:27:33,003 Sit. we're just about to eat. 525 00:27:33,003 --> 00:27:35,533 I think I just lost my appetite. 526 00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:52,563 Your father and his headaches. 527 00:27:52,563 --> 00:27:55,303 Probably took the vicodin and forgot. 528 00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:57,463 Had some whiskey, and the next thing you know-- 529 00:27:57,463 --> 00:28:00,433 Mom, seriously, did you hear anything the doctor said? 530 00:28:00,433 --> 00:28:03,763 With what he took, he could have cured 30 headaches. 531 00:28:03,763 --> 00:28:05,503 Mom, he's got a problem, 532 00:28:05,503 --> 00:28:07,503 And ignoring it almost killed him. 533 00:28:07,503 --> 00:28:09,563 Oh, no. this is not my fault. 534 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:11,603 I'm not blaming anybody. 535 00:28:11,603 --> 00:28:13,470 You can blame whoever you want, just not me. 536 00:28:13,470 --> 00:28:17,370 All I'm guilty of is trying to make his life easier. easier? 537 00:28:13,470 --> 00:28:17,370 You've made his life impossible. 538 00:28:17,370 --> 00:28:18,870 What do you mean? 539 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,870 He's had everything he ever wanted just handed to him. 540 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,370 My father set him up with his own firm. 541 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,170 He gave us the house that we live in, the hamptons, the boat. 542 00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:30,230 He's never had to earn a dime, 543 00:28:27,170 --> 00:28:30,230 And how do you think that's working out for him, 544 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:32,570 Mom, huh? wake up! 545 00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:35,530 All he had to do was sit behind a desk, put on a suit 546 00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:38,500 And not get arrested, and he couldn't manage to do that. 547 00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,500 You want me to give him more responsibility in the family? 548 00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:47,170 Look, I don't know what the answer is, 549 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:51,370 But we can't keep going on like this, or else we'll lose him. 550 00:28:51,370 --> 00:28:54,400 Excuse me. 551 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,030 Sorry to interrupt, but mr. archibald is awake. 552 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,930 He was asking for you. thank you. 553 00:28:58,930 --> 00:29:00,470 You're welcome. 554 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:05,370 I'll go see how he's doing. 555 00:29:05,370 --> 00:29:08,030 No. I will. 556 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,770 I'm not saying you're overreacting per se, 557 00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:19,770 Just having a reaction that is above and beyond 558 00:29:19,770 --> 00:29:22,600 What is appropriate. I have been killing myself trying to make up 559 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,600 For what happened in hudson. which is not an overreaction, I might add. 560 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,600 And then I find out that the two of you 561 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,600 Are making out at theme parties? oh, it was hardly making out, 562 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,600 And there is an explanation. 563 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,900 Hey, guys. I'm back, and i... brought... blair. hey. 564 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,730 Wow. weird vibe. 565 00:29:37,730 --> 00:29:42,200 Okay. where's dan? 566 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,230 There's no chance we're related, right? oh, look at eric's roots. 567 00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:48,230 What do you mean? what's wrong with my roots? they're kind of rufus-like. 568 00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:50,230 Hey. serena and blair. 569 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,230 Blair? yeah, it's me. 570 00:29:52,230 --> 00:29:54,630 Explanation to follow, but first, 571 00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:58,600 What's going on with our parents? oh, uh, our dad dated your mom. 572 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,100 Yeah, we're not related, though. what? 573 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,770 Ignore my roots. wait. wait. what? 574 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:05,770 You know what's really weird? 575 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:08,570 There's a garage door in the middle of your room. 576 00:30:08,570 --> 00:30:12,200 Oh. is that cedric? wow. this day just got a lot worse. 577 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,770 Hold on. how serious were they--our parents? 578 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:18,000 Uh, I think it's safe to say that they have had sex. 579 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,530 Ew. oh. no, no, no. no, I'm gonna faint. to repeat, we are not related. 580 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:25,600 She was a groupie, and he was almost famous. suddenly, 581 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:25,600 My family seems so sane. 582 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,670 This is too much to handle on an empty stomach. well, 583 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,670 We're not going back out there, so... 584 00:30:29,670 --> 00:30:32,300 Well, can we leave here then, please? 585 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:34,830 Escape. I don't know. maybe eat? 586 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:38,670 Well, that's why they call it a fire escape. 587 00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:38,670 I think we're splitting hairs here, rufus. 588 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:42,170 An emotional affair is just as bad as a--as a physical one. oh, please, 589 00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:42,170 Nobody's buying that. 590 00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:46,300 Emotional affairs are necessary to keep a marriage alive. 591 00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:46,300 And how many times have you been divorced? 592 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:49,130 Alison, this is not about lily. this is about you and me. 593 00:30:49,130 --> 00:30:51,400 Exactly, and if we're gonna have any chance, 594 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,400 Then she can't be here. 595 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,570 What, for thanksgiving? or ever? 596 00:30:56,570 --> 00:30:59,400 Oh, you can't be serious. 597 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,870 I am. 598 00:31:00,870 --> 00:31:02,870 Look, I have made mistakes, and I know that, 599 00:31:02,870 --> 00:31:06,000 But if she's in your life, you're never gonna get over her. 600 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,130 Alison. 601 00:31:07,130 --> 00:31:09,130 This is it, rufus, okay? 602 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:12,630 If you wanna make this work, then you have to make a choice. 603 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:25,212 Mom, is such a hypocrite, and all these years, 604 00:31:25,212 --> 00:31:27,952 She's been riding me about my behavior. 605 00:31:25,212 --> 00:31:27,952 And here she's just mad at you for being her. 606 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:30,482 And all this time, my dad has been giving me this advice 607 00:31:30,482 --> 00:31:33,682 Based on this girl he dated. this girl--"a lot like serena." 608 00:31:33,682 --> 00:31:37,012 It's her mom. when you think about it, it makes total sense 609 00:31:37,012 --> 00:31:39,712 That your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman 610 00:31:39,712 --> 00:31:42,412 That had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth 611 00:31:42,412 --> 00:31:44,782 Would ever marry your stepdads. blair, 612 00:31:42,412 --> 00:31:44,782 Can we not talk about mom's appetite? 613 00:31:44,782 --> 00:31:47,682 Yeah. or who-- or who satisfied it. it's just... 614 00:31:47,682 --> 00:31:49,282 So... gross. 615 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:50,282 Yeah. hi. 616 00:31:50,282 --> 00:31:52,712 Hey, mom. is everything okay? 617 00:31:52,712 --> 00:31:55,112 Yeah. mm-hmm. 618 00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:58,582 Do you--do you wanna go home? we could call a car. 619 00:31:58,582 --> 00:32:00,612 Oh, no, not yet. um, I need fries. 620 00:32:00,612 --> 00:32:03,082 Excuse me. could I get some french fries? 621 00:32:03,082 --> 00:32:05,652 And just keep 'em coming. sure. coming right up. 622 00:32:07,982 --> 00:32:09,482 Uh, we should-- 623 00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:12,082 Jenny and I should probably head back to the loft. 624 00:32:12,082 --> 00:32:15,212 I'm gonna go, too. leave you guys alone. 625 00:32:19,052 --> 00:32:20,682 S. 626 00:32:20,682 --> 00:32:24,282 Thank you for today. 627 00:32:24,282 --> 00:32:25,782 The sandwich was delicious. 628 00:32:25,782 --> 00:32:28,012 I'm calling dr. sherman tomorrow. 629 00:32:30,012 --> 00:32:31,212 Bye. 630 00:32:31,212 --> 00:32:32,352 Bye. 631 00:32:37,782 --> 00:32:40,152 Is that really necessary, mom? 632 00:32:40,152 --> 00:32:44,282 From what I hear, you have been in places far dirtier than this. 633 00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:47,282 Well... 634 00:32:47,282 --> 00:32:50,382 Please. 635 00:32:50,382 --> 00:32:54,682 Try spending nine hours with jane's addiction 636 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:56,252 On the ohio turnpike. 637 00:32:56,252 --> 00:32:58,982 Then we'll talk about dirty. 638 00:32:58,982 --> 00:33:02,282 Okay. 639 00:33:02,282 --> 00:33:05,552 See you later, waldorf. 640 00:33:09,182 --> 00:33:11,912 So, uh, so today was not boring. 641 00:33:11,912 --> 00:33:13,252 No. 642 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:16,852 I never should have asked mom to come home, 643 00:33:16,852 --> 00:33:18,812 But I didn't see this coming. 644 00:33:18,812 --> 00:33:21,382 Who could've? don't worry about it. 645 00:33:21,382 --> 00:33:24,382 It's so weird to think that our parents had lives before us, 646 00:33:24,382 --> 00:33:27,382 You know? I know, or that they had lives before each other, huh? 647 00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:28,712 Yeah. 648 00:33:28,712 --> 00:33:31,082 Lily seemed pretty upset. 649 00:33:31,082 --> 00:33:33,652 I wonder what happened while we were gone. 650 00:33:33,652 --> 00:33:35,482 Uh, i-i don't know, 651 00:33:35,482 --> 00:33:39,112 But it looks like we're about to find out. hey! who's in the mood 652 00:33:39,112 --> 00:33:41,812 For a little humphrey family scrimmage? 653 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,882 What'll it be? kids against the parents? 654 00:33:43,882 --> 00:33:47,152 Boys against the girls? oh, definitely girls against the boys 655 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:50,312 Because last year, I got burned by dan's weak forward pass. hey, hey, 656 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:50,312 I was nursing a rotator cuff injury 657 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:51,812 From aught-5. uh-huh. 658 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:54,812 Aw. come on, mom. let's go work out our plays. 659 00:33:54,812 --> 00:33:56,712 Yep. 660 00:33:56,712 --> 00:33:59,752 So, uh, dad, not that I'm-- not that I'm mad, exactly, 661 00:33:59,752 --> 00:34:02,752 But not telling me about serena's mom 662 00:34:02,752 --> 00:34:04,752 Was extremely uncool. 663 00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,482 I should've said something, I know. and I'm sorry. 664 00:34:07,482 --> 00:34:10,482 Given the ick factor alone, I would say that you set 665 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:14,852 My progress back by at least several months. oh, come on. 666 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:14,852 You're a humphrey man. 667 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,112 No daughter of lily's could ever resist. 668 00:34:17,112 --> 00:34:20,252 How'd you leave it back there with her? 669 00:34:20,252 --> 00:34:22,252 Well, I wouldn't be expecting 670 00:34:22,252 --> 00:34:24,212 Lil over for dinner anytime soon. 671 00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:27,612 Your mom and I need to focus on the future, not the past. 672 00:34:27,612 --> 00:34:32,152 That's a lot easier for all of us without her around. 673 00:34:33,952 --> 00:34:35,212 Well... 674 00:34:35,212 --> 00:34:38,982 Well, let's play with the old pigskin then. 675 00:34:49,112 --> 00:34:51,652 Mom. 676 00:34:51,652 --> 00:34:53,252 Here you are. 677 00:34:53,252 --> 00:34:57,052 And here you are. you had me worried sick. 678 00:34:57,052 --> 00:34:59,312 Blair, uh... 679 00:34:59,312 --> 00:35:03,152 I know i-i shouldn't have lied to you about your father. 680 00:35:03,152 --> 00:35:05,752 That never stopped you before. 681 00:35:05,752 --> 00:35:07,382 True. 682 00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:10,582 But... the real truth... 683 00:35:12,212 --> 00:35:15,252 Divorce papers from your father, 684 00:35:15,252 --> 00:35:19,925 And I'm supposed to sign them. I haven't yet. 685 00:35:19,925 --> 00:35:21,947 Mom... 686 00:35:21,947 --> 00:35:24,047 He's living in europe... 687 00:35:26,263 --> 00:35:27,863 With a man. 688 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:33,293 You can't be all that surprised that he wants a divorce. 689 00:35:33,293 --> 00:35:34,863 I'm not, 690 00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:36,763 But what i-- 691 00:35:36,763 --> 00:35:39,863 What I am surprised about is how it makes me feel. 692 00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:45,263 He was my husband, after all. 693 00:35:46,793 --> 00:35:49,393 My harold.... 694 00:35:49,393 --> 00:35:51,893 For almost 20 years. 695 00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:56,733 I couldn't face him.... 696 00:35:56,733 --> 00:35:58,363 During the holidays. 697 00:35:58,363 --> 00:36:00,493 It was always our happiest time. 698 00:36:00,493 --> 00:36:02,963 Why didn't you just tell me that? 699 00:36:02,963 --> 00:36:05,563 And let you choose between the two of us? 700 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,593 I wonder who would've won that battle. 701 00:36:07,593 --> 00:36:11,433 Yeah, I would have been entirely alone. 702 00:36:11,433 --> 00:36:13,293 Well, uh, I was anyway. 703 00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:35,533 It's still thanksgiving. 704 00:36:35,533 --> 00:36:36,863 Yeah. 705 00:36:38,463 --> 00:36:40,933 What do you want to do? 706 00:36:50,863 --> 00:36:52,093 Hey. 707 00:36:52,093 --> 00:36:53,593 Oh, you're still here. 708 00:36:53,593 --> 00:36:56,033 I guess I must have fallen back asleep. 709 00:36:56,033 --> 00:36:57,863 Yeah, you were, uh, 710 00:36:57,863 --> 00:37:00,893 You were pretty out of it when I first came in. 711 00:37:00,893 --> 00:37:03,033 Where's your mom? 712 00:37:03,033 --> 00:37:05,663 She's getting coffee. 713 00:37:05,663 --> 00:37:08,233 How's your mom? 714 00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:11,533 She's gonna be all right. 715 00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,993 We all are. 716 00:37:16,263 --> 00:37:19,193 So... 717 00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:20,763 Vicodin and whiskey, huh? 718 00:37:20,763 --> 00:37:24,563 I guess I forgot I took that medicine when I took that drink. 719 00:37:24,563 --> 00:37:27,363 Dad, we're not doing this anymore. 720 00:37:27,363 --> 00:37:29,993 Okay? we're just not. 721 00:37:31,933 --> 00:37:33,963 I know it wasn't an accident. 722 00:37:33,963 --> 00:37:36,293 Of course it was. 723 00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:39,333 And when I found you, I thought you were dead. 724 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:44,393 I'm sorry. 725 00:37:44,393 --> 00:37:47,163 I just didn't... I couldn't-- 726 00:37:47,163 --> 00:37:51,433 Yes, you can. dad, you have to, please. 727 00:37:51,433 --> 00:37:54,363 I know it might not always feel that way, but... 728 00:37:56,733 --> 00:37:58,333 We need you. 729 00:38:01,463 --> 00:38:02,993 Dad, we need you. 730 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:16,633 Here you go, nate. ah, thank you, mr. waldorf. 731 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:16,633 My dad will appreciate this. 732 00:38:16,633 --> 00:38:18,833 It's a pleasure. keep out the gravy. he's got high cholesterol. 733 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:21,693 Anne, it's thanksgiving. mom, seriously. 734 00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:24,763 Give the man some gravy. happy thanksgiving. it's okay. 735 00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:24,763 Happy thanksgiving. 736 00:38:24,763 --> 00:38:27,263 Happy thanksgiving. yeah, you, too, man. all right. 737 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,563 See you soon. 738 00:38:29,563 --> 00:38:31,063 Good night, sweetheart. 739 00:38:31,063 --> 00:38:32,393 Good night. 740 00:38:35,133 --> 00:38:36,233 Hello. happy thanksgiving. 741 00:38:36,233 --> 00:38:37,533 Hey. hi. 742 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,063 Happy thanksgiving. you, too. 743 00:38:39,063 --> 00:38:40,533 Hi. happy thanksgiving. 744 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,063 To you, as well. bye. 745 00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:43,463 Bye. 746 00:38:43,463 --> 00:38:45,133 Hi. happy thanksgiving, blair. 747 00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:48,933 I am looking for my daughter. where is my little girl? oh. 748 00:38:48,933 --> 00:38:51,963 Hi. um... 749 00:38:51,963 --> 00:38:53,493 Too much turkey? 750 00:39:21,656 --> 00:39:23,956 Bye, blair. 751 00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:25,526 Happy thanksgiving. 752 00:39:25,526 --> 00:39:28,086 This time, I went for the ginger tea. 753 00:39:28,086 --> 00:39:29,626 Good. 754 00:39:32,056 --> 00:39:36,226 Hello. where were you? 755 00:39:36,226 --> 00:39:38,286 Exquisite. just say it. 756 00:39:38,286 --> 00:39:40,526 Give me my shoe. 757 00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:02,686 Hey, dan, will you pass the mashed? it's over... 758 00:40:02,686 --> 00:40:05,156 Ahem. what? oh, yeah, here. I'm sorry. 759 00:40:05,156 --> 00:40:07,686 Come on, son. you're asleep at the wheel. 760 00:40:07,686 --> 00:40:09,284 The humphrey family thanksgiving dinner's a well-oiled machine. 761 00:40:09,285 --> 00:40:10,526 Were you still thinking about your dream girl? 762 00:40:10,526 --> 00:40:12,226 What? no. 763 00:40:12,226 --> 00:40:13,726 Uh-huh. uh-huh. 764 00:40:13,726 --> 00:40:17,526 No, no. no. I'm thinking about, um, your stuffing, mom, 765 00:40:17,526 --> 00:40:18,730 Which looks delicious. mm-hmm. yeah. 766 00:40:18,730 --> 00:40:20,470 Your stuffing. mm-hmm. uh-huh. yeah. well, keep dreaming. 767 00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:22,255 You know, maybe one day she'll actually know your name. 768 00:40:22,255 --> 00:40:26,141 Yeah, maybe, and then I'll have something to be thankful for. oh, shut up. 769 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:28,089 Really. what's that all about?