1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,700 (Gossip Girl) Gossip Girl Here-Your One And Only Source 2 00:00:02,735 --> 00:00:05,300 Into The Scandalous Lives Of Manhattan's Elite. 3 00:00:06,300 --> 00:00:09,700 You're The Guy Who Gave Us Our First Joint, Snuck Us Into Our First Club. 4 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:12,800 I'm In This Weekly Game- High Stakes, Big Mey.. You Set Me Up. 5 00:00:12,835 --> 00:00:15,667 No One Forced His Hand. Your Boy Lost Fair And Square. 6 00:00:15,702 --> 00:00:18,465 I Know Who Blair And Those Girls Are, But I Know Who I Am, 7 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,300 And I'm Not Gonna Forget That Just 'Cause I Hang Out With Them. 8 00:00:20,335 --> 00:00:21,967 You're Dismissed, Jenny,be good. 9 00:00:22,002 --> 00:00:23,951 (Rufus) I'm Sorry I Kissed You. 10 00:00:23,986 --> 00:00:26,093 Your Mother Must Have Been? 11 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:28,165 Yeah, She Was. Hi, Rufus. 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,600 If She's In Your Life, You're Never Gonna Get Over Her. 13 00:00:30,635 --> 00:00:33,000 You Should Deal With Your Father. He Needs You. I Don't. 14 00:00:33,035 --> 00:00:34,867 We Broke Up, Okay? 15 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,665 I Like You-Only You. 16 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:39,800 That's Good, Because I Feel The Same About You. 17 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:42,265 -Do You Like Me? -(Chuck) Define "Like. " 18 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,600 Tell Me You Didn Sleep With Chuck For Revenge. 19 00:00:44,635 --> 00:00:47,400 Well, It Wasn't because i like his natural musk. 20 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:51,700 And Who Am I? 21 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,300 That's A Secret I'll Never Tell. 22 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,900 You Know You Love Me. 23 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:00,600 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 24 00:01:04,500 --> 00:01:07,600 Hey, Upper East Siders, It's That Time Of Year Again, 25 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,700 When The Mere Act Of Descending A Staircase 26 00:01:09,735 --> 00:01:10,965 Means You're A Woman. 27 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,600 That's Right-Debutante Season. 28 00:01:17,900 --> 00:01:21,000 I'm Actually Glad I'm Going With Prince Theodore Instead Of Nate. 29 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,650 The Further We Get From The Breakup, 30 00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:26,092 The More Self-Involved I See He Was. 31 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:28,500 Always So Brooding, So Tortured. Ugh. 32 00:01:28,535 --> 00:01:31,100 A Girl Wants Romeo, Not Hamlet. 33 00:01:31,135 --> 00:01:32,165 Romeo Died. 34 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,265 Yeah, But He Died For Something Exciting, 35 00:01:34,300 --> 00:01:36,900 And I Want My Debutante Ball To Be Something To Die For. 36 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:40,100 Hey, So, Uh, Has Blair Mentioned Who's Escorting Her? 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:44,100 Why? Are You Having Remorse Sex Fantasies About Your Ex? 38 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,000 What? No. 39 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,800 Don't Eff With An Effer. I Know That Look. 40 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,065 No, Man, It's Just Every Time I See Her Lately, 41 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:54,600 Something's Different. You Know, She's Lighter. She's Happier. 42 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,465 (Sighs) She's Just- Less-Less Blair. 43 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,950 She Does Have A Certain Glow About Her, Doesn't She? 44 00:01:59,985 --> 00:02:02,400 I Don't Understand Why You Don't Get This, Okay? 45 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:05,400 A Debutante Ball Is All A Girl Could Ask For. 46 00:02:05,435 --> 00:02:08,417 It's Gorgeous And Formal And Totally Legendary. 47 00:02:08,452 --> 00:02:11,365 Don't Forget Out Of Touch And Totally Classist. 48 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,100 And If That's How You Feel, Then Why Are You Even Going? 49 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:14,965 I'm Not Going And Neither Is Serena, Actually. 50 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,500 I'm Just Going To Meet Her Grandmother To Make A Good Impression, 51 00:02:17,900 --> 00:02:21,200 And, Uh, Take Off Before I Put My Foot In My Mouth, Like I Usually Do. 52 00:02:21,235 --> 00:02:24,400 All I Get With Nate Is Some Ros? In The Back Of A Town Car, 53 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,365 But With The Prince, I Get A Security Detail 54 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,900 And A High-Speed Chase To The Pierre After It's Over. 55 00:02:28,935 --> 00:02:31,400 Ooh! I Can See You On The Cover Of "Hello!" Already. 56 00:02:31,435 --> 00:02:33,700 Yeah, Well,? 57 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:36,665 They've Chosen Me For "A Night Out With," 58 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:39,450 And I'm Gonna Give Them The Most Perfect Night Out Of The Year. 59 00:02:39,485 --> 00:02:42,200 With My Dad In Rehab, It's Like The Pressure's Finally Off Me. 60 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,400 You Know, I Can See Blair Clearly, And It's... 61 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,400 (Sighs) I Don't Know, Man. I Think I Might Miss Her. 62 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,900 (Scoffs) You Don't Miss Her, Man. 63 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,100 Is Your Mom Mad That You're Not Being Presented? 64 00:02:54,135 --> 00:02:55,865 Well, She Doesn't Really? 65 00:02:55,900 --> 00:03:00,100 Since I Found Out She Used To Be My Boyfriend's Father's Biggest Fan. 66 00:03:00,135 --> 00:03:02,167 Yeah. Ew! It Sounds So Gross When You Say It Out Loud. 67 00:03:02,202 --> 00:03:04,200 Silly Me. Here I Actually Thought You Wanted To Go. 68 00:03:04,235 --> 00:03:05,965 Uh, I'm Here With You,? 69 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,100 Yeah, Only 'Cause Your Grandmother's Meeting You Here. 70 00:03:08,135 --> 00:03:09,400 Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah. 71 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:17,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 72 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,365 Oh! You're Here! I'm So Glad. Hey! 73 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,400 Oh! You're Here! I'm So Glad. Hey! 74 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,400 You're Just Gonna Love Her. (Dan) I'm Sure I Will. 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,300 Well, If You Don't Listen To Me, You're Gonna Hear It From Her, 76 00:03:58,335 --> 00:04:01,017 And I Promise, You Don't Want That To Happen. 77 00:04:01,052 --> 00:04:03,700 The Brands I Listed Are The Key To Her Happiness, 78 00:04:03,735 --> 00:04:05,800 And That Includes Tanqueray. 79 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,900 Dan, Jenny, It's So Good To See You. 80 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,765 Dan) Hi. Hi. 81 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,300 Oh, Hey, Jenny, What Are You Even Doing Here? 82 00:04:13,335 --> 00:04:15,000 Oh, She Loves These Things, Apparently. 83 00:04:15,035 --> 00:04:16,265 Well, I Wish Serena Did. 84 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,965 It Would Make My Life A Whole Lot Easier. 85 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,300 My Grandma Was The Chairwoman For This Event For 15 Years, 86 00:04:22,335 --> 00:04:24,265 And Now The Committee's Asked My Mom To Join. 87 00:04:24,300 --> 00:04:27,100 And My Daughter Could Not Wait To Go For Ten Years, 88 00:04:27,135 --> 00:04:29,900 And Then Suddenly, She's Not Even Coming. 89 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,700 Jenny? Jenny? 90 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,500 Why Don't You Volunteer? 91 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:38,600 Uh, Well, Blair's Lead Deb, And We're Sort Of On The Outs. 92 00:04:38,635 --> 00:04:41,700 You Know, I'm Sure If She Wanted My Help, She Would've Asked. 93 00:04:41,735 --> 00:04:43,400 Well, I'm Asking. 94 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,665 I Mean, Of Course, 95 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,300 We'd Have To Get Your Parents' Permission First, 96 00:04:48,335 --> 00:04:50,965 But, Um, We Could Use More Help. 97 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,700 I'm Sure It'll Be Fine. Um, See You Saturday. 98 00:04:53,735 --> 00:04:55,400 Oh, Actually, It's Sunday. 99 00:04:55,435 --> 00:04:58,000 Uh... Can I Call You? 100 00:04:58,035 --> 00:04:59,000 Okay. 101 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:07,300 Ah! There Is My Magnificent Granddaughter. 102 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:08,600 (Gasps) Grandma. Oh! (Laughing) 103 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,700 Oh, Hello, Mother. 104 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:16,600 Is There A Bar In This Place? 105 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,465 (Gasps) No! 106 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:21,000 I Should've Known I Had To Bring The Party Myself. 107 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:25,165 So This Must Be Daniel. 108 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,165 Dan, Actually. Dan Humphrey. Yeah. Hi. 109 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,365 My Granddaughter Told Me That You Were Delighted 110 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,900 When She Decededuh, Not To Make Her Debut This Weekend? 111 00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:34,300 Yeah, Go Ahead. Tell Her What You Think. 112 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,000 Grandma Loves Honesty. It's Okay. 113 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,200 Well, Cotillions Just Seem Antiquated To Me. 114 00:05:39,235 --> 00:05:41,100 You Know, Remnant Of A Different Age. 115 00:05:41,135 --> 00:05:43,065 Well, Do Go On. 116 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:44,850 People Spend All This Money To Have Their Daughters 117 00:05:44,885 --> 00:05:46,600 Basically Dance In Front Of Others For Attention. 118 00:05:46,635 --> 00:05:48,365 Uh, When, If You Ask Serena, 119 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,700 I Bet She'd Do That For You Right Now, Free Of Charge. 120 00:05:50,735 --> 00:05:52,965 The Cotillion? 121 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,165 That Women Should Always Have In Their Arsenal. 122 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:59,100 I Think Serena's Graces Are Pretty Spectacular As They Are. 123 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,565 Oh, Besides, Grandma, 124 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,600 You Haven't Used Your Graces In A While, Rith 125 00:06:02,635 --> 00:06:03,500 Oh, You. 126 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,565 (Laughs) Oh, Isn't She Great? 127 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,100 She's... She's Great. She's Something. 128 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,000 Dan Humphrey, Was It? 129 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,600 Yes, Mother. 130 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,800 You Looked Pretty Hot On Princess Theodore's Arm Today. 131 00:06:36,835 --> 00:06:39,200 Oh, Is That What I Am To You? Just An Accessory? 132 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,700 (Chuckles) Next To Him, Yes. 133 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,865 On Me, You'd Be So Much More. 134 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,850 Yes, Well, I Can't Be On You, Remember? 135 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,800 Because You Don't Want Nate To Find Out, 136 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:51,400 And I Don't Want Anyone To, 137 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,200 But You'd Have To Learn How To Behave Yourself First. 138 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:00,300 (Dorota) Miss Blair, Mr. Nate For You. 139 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,400 What Are You Doing Here, Nate? 140 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,600 Well, I, Um... 141 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,965 Look, You Know, After Rehearsal, 142 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,600 I Just, Uh, I Couldn't Stop Thinking About You. 143 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,750 I Mean, The Ball's Something We've Talked About 144 00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:29,500 Doing Together Since We Were, Like, 10 Years Old, 145 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,600 And I've Given You Every Reason To Hate Me. 146 00:07:32,635 --> 00:07:35,000 True. Keep Going. 147 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:37,400 And The Prince- He's, Uh, You Know, 148 00:07:37,435 --> 00:07:38,900 He's A Great Dancer And All, 149 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,800 But Is There Any Chance You'd Go With Me Instead, 150 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,300 For Old Times' Sake? 151 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,765 Nate, After What You Pulled On My Birthday, 152 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,100 The Only Thing We Should Be Doing Together Is Moving On. 153 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:53,800 Yeah, I Know. 154 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,400 (Chuckles) Look, I Haven't Worn This Sweater In, Like, Forever, 155 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,400 And I, Uh, I Just Pulled It Out Today, And I Found This. 156 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,065 It's My Pin. 157 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,900 I Sewed It There So You'd Always Have My Heart On Your Sleeve. 158 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,400 (Chuckles) I Know. 159 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,900 Yeah, I Figured You Might Need It Back Or Something, If... 160 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,200 No, It Was A Gift. 161 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,000 The Prince Will Understand. 162 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,800 Maybe We Should Go To The Ball Together... 163 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,400 As Friends. 164 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,765 Absolutely. 165 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,400 But Only As Friends. 166 00:08:31,435 --> 00:08:32,500 Just Friends. 167 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:39,000 Hey, Dad. 168 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,800 Hey, Sweetheart. 169 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,500 I Sense A Favor About To Be Asked. 170 00:08:43,535 --> 00:08:44,700 It's Just... 171 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,165 Oh. 172 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,165 Well, It Turns Out 173 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,100 I Got A Volunteer Position At A Charity. 174 00:08:49,135 --> 00:08:50,600 That's Great. Mm-Hmm. 175 00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:51,400 When Is It? 176 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,865 Sunday Night, And I Know It's Mom's Opening, 177 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,800 And I Know It's Really Important, But I Can Do Both. 178 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:58,165 As A Family, We Support Each Other. 179 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,565 And When One Of Us Has Something Important, 180 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,500 We All Show Up For It. Maybe You Can Volunteer Next Year. 181 00:09:02,535 --> 00:09:03,800 Dad. Volunteer For What? 182 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,200 Nothing, It Doesn't Matter 'Cause Dad Said I Can't Go. 183 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,600 Hey, I, Uh, Went Thrift Store Shopping, 184 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:15,065 And I Found Great Stuff. 185 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:19,565 I Got You Some Black Vintage Pumps. 186 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,000 They're Gonna Go Perfectly With The Dress You're Gonna Wear For The Opening. 187 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,300 (Scoffs) Mom, The Kids I Go To School With Shop At Saks And Bendel's. 188 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:28,600 I Can't Be Walking Around In Someone's Old Shoes. 189 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,200 I Know. It's Gross. 190 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,865 Oh, That Reminds Me. 191 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,900 I Still Haven't Shown You Pictures From My Summer Abroad. 192 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:43,965 Oh, Yes. 193 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,800 (Squeals) Be Right Back. 194 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,500 (Chuckles) Well, I Know You Must Not Be Happy, Mother. 195 00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:52,400 I Remember How Unhappy You Were When I Didn't Go, 196 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,500 And I Imagine You Came All This Way To Change Serena's Mind, 197 00:09:55,535 --> 00:09:59,000 But She Is Intractable On This. 198 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,900 That's Not The Reason I Came. 199 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,700 Everything Okay? 200 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,100 Lily, My Darling, The, Uh... 201 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,500 The Doctors Think They Found Something. 202 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:10,600 Something? 203 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,000 What Something? 204 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,800 Something In My Lungs. 205 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,665 Oh, No. Mom. 206 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,465 Well, They're- They're Running Tests, 207 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,800 But They Said That, Uh, It Might Not Be Good. 208 00:10:21,835 --> 00:10:24,065 Look, I-I Didn't Want To Worry You. 209 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,000 I- I Don't Want To Be A Burden To You. I... 210 00:10:26,035 --> 00:10:28,900 Oh, No, It's No Burden At All. 211 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:34,400 All I Want To Do Is To See My Granddaughter Make Her Debut 212 00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:35,900 The Way I Did, 213 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,750 The Way My Mother Did Before Me. 214 00:10:38,785 --> 00:10:41,100 Oh, Mother, Anything For You. 215 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:48,800 What's Going On? 216 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,300 Um, Serena, 217 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,600 You're Going To The Debutante Ball. 218 00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:57,065 Serena Van Der Woodsen, 219 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:59,500 Looks Like Your Invitation Just Arrived... 220 00:10:59,535 --> 00:11:01,065 With Strings Attached. 221 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,300 Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are. 222 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:05,965 Everything All Right, Mr. Archibald? 223 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,965 Oh, Yes, Everything's Fine. It's Just My... My Date- 224 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,300 She's Never Late, And, Uh, She Likes To Have Finaapprpral. 225 00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:13,300 Sorry! Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. 226 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,200 My Cappuccino Was Decaf, And I Couldn't Find My Phone. 227 00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:18,400 It Took Forever To Get A Cab. 228 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:19,900 But You Live Up The Street. 229 00:11:19,935 --> 00:11:20,900 I Wasn't Home. 230 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,500 Well, Everything's Taken Care Of. 231 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,300 I'll Pick You Up At 5:00 In The Car. 232 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,400 I Got That Laurent-Perrier You Like. 233 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,700 (Cell Phone Chirps) I Also Thought We'd Stop By The Modern Afterwards For Dessert, 234 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,800 'Cause That's Your Favorite. 235 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,900 Blair. 236 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,000 Oh, Um, We Don't Have To Go Anywhere Afterwards. It's Fine. 237 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:48,500 Sorry. Who's Texting You So Much? 238 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,400 Serena. 239 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,465 Uh, I Gotta Go Back To My House. 240 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:53,865 My Mom Was Supposed To Throw This Tea 241 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:56,700 For Serena's Grandmother, And She Had To Jet To Paris 242 00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:57,865 At The Last Minute, So It's All On Me. 243 00:11:57,900 --> 00:12:00,100 Okay, Hey, Uh, W-I'll Stop By And Help You Out. 244 00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:01,800 It's All Right.? 245 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,100 Who Are You, And What Did You Do With Blair Waldorf? 246 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,000 Not Bad, Archibald. 247 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,400 I Almost Forgot How Handsome You Are. 248 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,965 Spotted- Nate Archibald Learning 249 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,300 You Don't Know A Good Thing Till It's Gone 250 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,400 And Found Someone Else. 251 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,900 So Your Mom Really Didn't Mind Your Coming To, Um, 252 00:12:29,935 --> 00:12:31,900 Our Ball With... Me? 253 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,365 No, Not At All. 254 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,100 (Lily) And Your Father Is Okay 255 00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:36,800 With You Volunteering As Well? 256 00:12:36,835 --> 00:12:38,900 Um, Excuse Me. Jenny. 257 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,500 Alison. 258 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:45,800 Ah. Didn't Expect To See You... Here. 259 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,065 (Chuckles) That's Me, Unexpected. 260 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,800 Um, Mom, Can I Talk To You For A Minute? 261 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,400 Uh, No, Sweetie, We'll Have? 262 00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:54,800 You Know What? It Is So Nice Of You 263 00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,865 To Let Jenny Come To Our Little Event. 264 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,350 You Know, Cotillions Really Are Instructive. 265 00:12:59,385 --> 00:13:01,800 They Teach Young Girls Good Social Graces... 266 00:13:01,835 --> 00:13:03,500 Well, Then I'm Sure She'll Learn A Lot. 267 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,000 I'm Gonna Go. Um, I'll Come With You. 268 00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:09,400 No Need. I'll See You Later. 269 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,165 Thank You So Much For Being So Understanding. 270 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,800 Oh, Come On. I Would Do Anything For An Ill Grandparent, 271 00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:29,565 And Besides, My Mom Has Her Art Opening, 272 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,565 So We're Both Doing Things For Our Families. 273 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,765 Well, My Thing Isn't Without Conditions, Believe Me. 274 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,300 I Had A Long Talk With My Mom, And I Said If I'm Gonna Do This, 275 00:13:36,335 --> 00:13:38,665 Then I'm Gonna Be Myself In Every Possible Way. 276 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:41,400 Well, Then Can You Promise Me Being Yourself As They Auction You Off, 277 00:13:41,435 --> 00:13:44,100 That You Won't Go For Anything Less Than A Million Dollars? 278 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Okay. Did You Get That Out Of Your System? Yeah, I Think I'm Good. 279 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,200 Grandma. Serena, Darling, This Is Carter Baizen, 280 00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,900 Your Escort For Tomorrow Night. 281 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,200 Do You Two Already Know Each Other? Actually, We Used? 282 00:14:01,235 --> 00:14:02,900 Just A Couple Years Apart. (Cece) Oh. 283 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,065 Hi. I'm Carter. 284 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:06,565 This Is Daniel Humphrey. Dan, Actually. 285 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,200 Serena's Friend. (Serena) No, My-My Boyfriend. 286 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,500 Oh, Nice To Meet You, Man. Nice To Meet You. 287 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,900 I'm Sorry. You're Not- You're Not Escorting Her Or... 288 00:14:14,935 --> 00:14:15,865 No, Well, Actually, I'm- 289 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:18,800 Unavailable. Familial Obligation. 290 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,865 Yeah. There You Are. Are You Ready For Tea? 291 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,000 I Don't Like My Ice To Get Lonely, Dear. (Ice Cubes Rattling) 292 00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:25,065 (Woman) Of Course, Ma'am. 293 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,000 Carter, It Is Such A Pleasure To Have You Back With Us. 294 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,167 True Gentlemen Are A Rare Breed. 295 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,151 So It Is True That You're Back. 296 00:14:32,186 --> 00:14:34,100 Back? Um, Where-Where Were You? 297 00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:35,265 (Kati) Oh, Where Wasn't He? 298 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,200 He Disowned His Parents And Took Off Around The World. 299 00:14:37,235 --> 00:14:38,365 Everyone? 300 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:41,600 Gossip Girl Even Had A Dedicated Carter Baizen Map On "Spotted. " 301 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:43,565 Whoa. A Map, Huh? 302 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,500 In All Honesty, I Did Go A Little Out Of Bounds. 303 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,900 I'm Just Grateful My Parents Are Giving Me A Second Chance. 304 00:14:50,935 --> 00:14:53,165 Carter Saw The Error Of His Wayward Ways, 305 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,200 And He Rose Ke A Phoenix From The Ashes, Serena. 306 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,765 Yes, I See That, Grandma. 307 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,700 I Mean, They Weren't All Errors, But... 308 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,900 Well, Your Mother Did Tell Me That You Got Into A Bit Of A- 309 00:15:03,935 --> 00:15:06,065 Ahem-A Scrape In Dubai. 310 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,900 Oh, I Love Dubai. Did You Stay At The Burj Al Arab? 311 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,900 No, I Stayed On Palm Island. 312 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,400 I Think Dubai Is Overrated. 313 00:15:12,435 --> 00:15:13,565 You Know What Isn't, Though? 314 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,465 The, Uh, Prince's Crown Bombardier. 315 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,000 And I Also Went Pheasant Hunting With The Sheikh 316 00:15:18,035 --> 00:15:18,900 While I Was There. 317 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,300 I Kept The Tags. 318 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,900 I'll Return Everything Tomorrow. 319 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,200 Look... 320 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,800 I Know That My Coming Back Has Been Rocky... 321 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,865 But I Can't Keep Being Afraid 322 00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,165 That If I Act More Like Your Mother 323 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,600 And Less Like Your Friend, That I'm Gonna Lose You. 324 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,200 If You Were Still In Hudson, I'd Be Able To Go. 325 00:15:54,235 --> 00:15:56,065 Well, I Am Not There. I Am Here, 326 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,750 And I Don't Really Care If That Makeyou Happy Or Unhappy. 327 00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:01,400 I'm Still Your Mother. You Can Come To My Show Tomorrow, 328 00:16:01,435 --> 00:16:03,200 And Then You Are Grounded For A Week. 329 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,500 What?! 330 00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,000 Come On, Mom. That's So Unfair! 331 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,600 I Just Don't Get It. I Organized Everything The Way She Likes It. 332 00:16:11,635 --> 00:16:15,100 I Mean, I Even Made Sure My Bow Tie Matched Her Dress. 333 00:16:15,135 --> 00:16:17,200 Like The Book Says, She Just Not That Into You. 334 00:16:17,235 --> 00:16:20,200 Man, I Have To Find Out?It's Killing Me. 335 00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,500 You Guys Are Still Pretty Close, Aren't You? 336 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,000 Uh, Yeah. 337 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,900 Could You Find Out Who She's Seeing? Me? 338 00:16:26,935 --> 00:16:29,500 Yes. Come On, Man. Whbetter? 339 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:31,900 Who Better, Indeed. 340 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,800 Do You Like It Here, Mr. Humphrey? 341 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,600 Well, It's A Little Bit Like A Museum, A Little Cold, 342 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:48,600 Although The Water Pressure Is Unparalleled. 343 00:16:48,635 --> 00:16:50,465 That's Not What I Meant, But Of Course, 344 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,900 You Would Make A Joke, That Goes To My Point. 345 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,700 Excuse Me? Did I Miss Something Here? 346 00:16:54,735 --> 00:16:57,700 Oh, Yes. The Way You Feel? 347 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,100 It Never Goes Away. 348 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,765 It Just Gets Worse. 349 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,965 I'm Sorry. I Don't Quite- 350 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,065 You'll Always Use Your Dessert Fork For Your EntrÉE. 351 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:09,350 You'll Always Feel Underdressed, No Matter What You Wear, 352 00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:12,600 And At Dinner Parties, It Will Be As If There's A Language 353 00:17:12,635 --> 00:17:15,917 That Sounds Like English, And You Think You Speak It, 354 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,200 But They Don't Hear You, And You Don't Understand Them. 355 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:23,300 As Time Passes, You'll Feel That People Never See You 356 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,500 When They Look At You 357 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,965 Or Her... Charity Case, 358 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,600 Until The Day Comes When You Realize That Girls Like Serena 359 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:37,200 Don't End Up With Dan Humphrey. 360 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,000 They End Up With The Carters Of The World, 361 00:17:39,035 --> 00:17:41,065 And, Um, People Like You- 362 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:44,300 They Turn Into Cocktail Party Anecdotes 363 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,200 Of Their Foolish Youth. 364 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,000 So Why Don't You, Uh, Give It Up 365 00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:54,400 And Spare Yourself The Pain, Hmm? 366 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,200 I'm Sure Serena Will Understand. 367 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,650 This Just In-We Hear There's A Cold War Brewing 368 00:18:00,685 --> 00:18:02,992 Between Lonely Boy And A Certain Blue Blood. 369 00:18:03,027 --> 00:18:05,300 We Never Thought We'd Say This Ourselves... 370 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,117 There You Are. What's Going On? 371 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,865 I'll Tell You What's Going On. 372 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,100 I Just Became Your Escort To The Ball. 373 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,900 But Our Money's On Brooklyn For The Win. 374 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,365 Thanks So Much For Your Time, Miss Waldorf. 375 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,600 I Guess I'll See You And The Prince Later Tonight. Uh, Actually, I'm Not Going 376 00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:26,317 I'm Going With Nate Archibald. Ah. 377 00:18:26,352 --> 00:18:27,965 Given Our History, It Was Only Right. 378 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,900 He Is The Perfect Gentleman, The Perfect Date. 379 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,867 Chuck Bass. Hi. John Mayberry. "New York Times. " 380 00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:36,800 I'd Just Like To Say How Proud I Am Of Miss Waldorf 381 00:18:36,835 --> 00:18:38,765 And Her Commitment To Mr. Archibald, 382 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,900 Even Though He Ruined Her 17th Birthday And Slept With- 383 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,900 Thank You. That Was Great, Right? Take Care. 384 00:18:44,935 --> 00:18:47,400 All Right. Have A Good One. 385 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,500 What Was That? I Should Ask You The Same Question. 386 00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:54,517 "Perfect Gentleman"? "Perfect Date"? 387 00:18:54,552 --> 00:18:56,465 That Broken Record Was A Hit Last Year. 388 00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Get With The Times. He Bores Y.. You Almost Made A Fool Of Me In 389 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,750 Which Proves My Very Point- You Can't Be Trusted. 390 00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:06,600 Nate Is A Gentleman. He Would Never Cause A Scene. 391 00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:08,165 Never Get Your Blood Going Either. 392 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,100 Speaking Of Going, That's What You Should Do. 393 00:19:10,135 --> 00:19:11,965 Carter Baizen Is On His Way Here Right Now. 394 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,500 What? What The Hell Are You Doing With Carter Baizen? He Left His Jacket 395 00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:18,000 And I'd Rather You Be Gone When He Got Here. 396 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,400 There's Been Enough Scenes For Today. 397 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:34,200 So I S It's True What They Say About The Apple And The Tree. 398 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,400 Hello, Celia. I'd Say It's Nice To See You, 399 00:19:37,435 --> 00:19:39,565 But I Know How You Hate Dishonesty. 400 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,400 It Appears That Your Son Is Taking My Granddaughter 401 00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:43,500 To The Ball Tonight. 402 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:45,865 He Is? 403 00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,700 I'd Rather See That Not Happen. 404 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:51,100 There's No Point In Being Presented If It's Improperly, 405 00:19:51,135 --> 00:19:54,700 And Your Daniel Is Not A Proper Companion 406 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:56,265 For A Girl Like Serena. 407 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:59,700 He's A, Um, Temporary Distraction. 408 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,000 I Need Her To Focus On Heruture. 409 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400 Hers Or Yours? 410 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:12,900 I Am Willing To Purchase All The Paintings In This Gallery 411 00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:13,965 In Exchange For You 412 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,100 Convincing Your Son Not To Accompany Serena. 413 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,365 Before You Answer, Remember, 414 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,500 A Grown Man With Children Is In A Very Different Position 415 00:20:23,535 --> 00:20:24,500 Than A Young Man. 416 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,600 The Money Could Be Useful Now. 417 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,800 Not To Mention, How Much This Sale Would Mean 418 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:31,800 To Your Wife's Career As An Artist. 419 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,500 Your Money Was No Good For Me Then, 420 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,500 And It's Still No Good With Me Now. 421 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,300 And You Can Rest Assured That Like Me, 422 00:20:44,335 --> 00:20:45,700 My Son Can't Be Bought. 423 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,065 And I Can Assure You, 424 00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,900 Just Like Her Mother, My Granddaughter Can Be. 425 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,065 What Do You Mean? 426 00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:53,965 All Those Years Ago, I Told Lily 427 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,100 To Choose Between You And Her Inheritance. 428 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,250 I'd Tell You The End Of That Story, 429 00:21:00,285 --> 00:21:02,300 But I Think You Know It By Heart. 430 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:15,865 You're A Little Overdressed For An Art Show, 431 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,150 Don't You Think? Dad, Listen. Um, I've Been Meaning To Tell You. 432 00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:20,400 I'm Sorry. Don't Worry About Your Mom. I'll Take Care Of It. 433 00:21:20,435 --> 00:21:22,100 You Don't Mind? (Sighs) 434 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,165 I Thought I'd Be Grounded When You Found Out, 435 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,500 Just Like Jenny Was. I Gotta Admit, It Would Be Worth It. 436 00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,865 I Don't Mind At All. Yeah. 437 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:32,865 Tux Looks Great. Shoes Look Great. 438 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,000 You Look So Great. You're Gonna Make Me Proud. 439 00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:39,300 Show That Celia Rhodes What Us Humphrey Men Are Made Of. 440 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,250 What's Going On Here, Dad? You're-You're Doing That Thing 441 00:21:41,285 --> 00:21:43,100 Again Where You're Acting Really Weird For No Reason. 442 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,265 It's Kind Of Freaking Me Out. 443 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:49,300 Oh, Uh, Serena's Grandmother Just Came To See Me. 444 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:55,900 Um, We Need To Talk. 445 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,900 Have You Seen Serena's Presentation Statement? 446 00:22:01,935 --> 00:22:04,065 Wants To Take A Year Off Of School, 447 00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:07,365 Teach English In South Asia? This Simply Won't Suffice. 448 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:11,400 Well, What Do You Want Me To Do About It? Well, If Serena's Doing This 449 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,500 Besides, It Took Me Years To Restore Our Family Name 450 00:22:14,535 --> 00:22:15,765 After Your Exploits. 451 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,300 Trust Me, You Don't Want To Do The Same. 452 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,465 Hello? 453 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,865 Hey, Volunteer. Where Are You? 454 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,465 You Were Supposed To Be Here A Half An Hour Ago. 455 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:42,500 Oh, Um, Didn't Your Mom Tell You I'm Not Coming Anymore? What? I Don't Understand. 456 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,765 I Thought That This Was, Like, Your Dream. 457 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,600 Besides, Don't You Want To See Your Brother In A Tux? 458 00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:49,865 Wait. What? You Know, 459 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,865 Your Brother Dan- The Guy Who Thinks Dancing 460 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:55,400 Is Making Fists And Pumping 'Em Into The Air? Dan's Going To The Ball? 461 00:22:55,435 --> 00:22:58,300 Yeah, It-It Was Just A Last Minute Thing. 462 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,000 I'm Sure He Just Forgot To Tell You. 463 00:23:00,035 --> 00:23:02,200 Um, I'm On My Way. 464 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,200 Hey! 465 00:23:35,300 --> 00:23:37,200 W- Wow. You Look Incredible. 466 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,200 Thank You. 467 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,200 You're Early. 468 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,565 Well, Uh, Yeah, We Need To Talk. What's Up? 469 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,400 Is Your Grandmother Here? Where Is She? Oh, Yeah, She's In The Other 470 00:23:51,435 --> 00:23:53,700 Why? I Gotta Be Honest About Something Here. 471 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,665 Um, I Don't Think Your Grandmother 472 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,765 Is Who You Think She Is. What Are You Talking About? 473 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,700 I Know She's Got The Whole Free Spirit Act Perfected... Act? 474 00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:06,100 But I Don't Think She Has Your Best Interests At Heart. 475 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,900 Where Are You Going With This, Dan? She Came By 476 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,700 Well, She Probably Just Wanted To See Your Mom's Art. No, She Was Trying 477 00:24:14,735 --> 00:24:18,200 So I Wouldn't Go With You Tonight. No, She Wouldn't 478 00:24:18,235 --> 00:24:20,567 Serena, That's What I'm Trying To Tell You. 479 00:24:20,602 --> 00:24:22,900 That Woman Is The Most Manipulative Person 480 00:24:22,935 --> 00:24:24,000 I've Ever Met. 481 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,000 She Makes Your-Your Mother Look Like Gandhi. 482 00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:31,200 That's My Grandmother You're Talking About. I Love Her. 483 00:24:31,235 --> 00:24:33,617 I Know. I Know, And I'm So Sorry, 484 00:24:33,652 --> 00:24:35,965 But Maybe You Love Her So Much 485 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,400 That You Can't See What She's Doing. 486 00:24:40,900 --> 00:24:42,500 (Sighs) I Said It. There. 487 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,100 Mae We S Suldn't Be Doing This. 488 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:54,800 Maybe We Shouldn't. 489 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,000 Um... I'll Just Talk To You Later. 490 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,700 Let's Get Carter On The Phone. 491 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:25,900 Yeah. 492 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,665 (Nate) Carter Baizen's Dating Blair? 493 00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:34,600 He's Got Everyone Fooled. Blair Thinks He's Reformed. 494 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,300 He's Obviously Just Toying With Her To Get At You. 495 00:25:38,335 --> 00:25:39,565 Yeah, Well, It's Working. 496 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,400 We Just Need To Wait Until We Can Get Him In A Public Place, 497 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,500 Where Everyone Who Thinks He's Changed Can See The Truth, 498 00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,500 And We Can Get Him Back For Everything He's Done To You 499 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:52,500 And Everything He's Doing To Blair. 500 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,000 Yeah, When's That Gonna Happen, Huh? 501 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:01,500 Sir. 502 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,100 I Have A Feeling It May Be Sooner Than You Think. 503 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:17,200 And One More, Ladies. If You Don't Pull It Together, 504 00:26:17,235 --> 00:26:18,600 I'm Gonna Go Naomi Campbell On You. (Sighs) 505 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:23,800 Maybe Jenny Can Help You. No, I'm Fine. Thank You. 506 00:26:23,835 --> 00:26:25,365 Serena, Uh, Miss Erlich Needs To Know 507 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,500 How To Pronounce That Word In Your Presentation Statement. 508 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,300 I Assume It's A Family Name. 509 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:35,100 Hey. Beautiful. What's Wrong? I Didn't Write This. My Mother Did. 510 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,200 "Serena Hopes To Continue To Live On The Upper East Side, 511 00:26:38,235 --> 00:26:40,365 "Devote Her Life To Volunteering For The Nature Conservancy, 512 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,800 And Junior League And Have Two Wonderful Children. " Let Me See That. 513 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,100 (Blair) Make It Stop. You Sound Like Me. Serena, Where'dadan? 514 00:26:46,135 --> 00:26:47,400 (Serena) He's Not Coming. 515 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,100 Here You Go. Thanks. 516 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:58,300 What Is He Doing Here? 517 00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,900 (Chuck) Carter's Clever. 518 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,200 He's Using Serena As A Cover. It's Not The Time Yet. 519 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:12,200 Nate, Look, I Was Hoping To See You. I Wanted To Apologize, 520 00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:13,965 Put The Past In The Past. 521 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,700 You Don't Get To Say What Goes On Here. 522 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,300 I'm On To You. 523 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:26,500 What Are You Talking About? 524 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:32,100 Hello And Welcome To The Annual Dispensary Cotillion 525 00:27:32,135 --> 00:27:34,000 And Debutante Ball. 526 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,700 Katia Farkas, Daughter Of Jonathan And Rose Farkas, 527 00:27:42,735 --> 00:27:45,317 Escorted By Richard North, 528 00:27:45,352 --> 00:27:47,865 Hopes To Major In Neuroscience 529 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,265 And Will Continue Her Family's Legacy 530 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:53,000 As Supporters Of The New York Public Library 531 00:27:53,035 --> 00:27:54,600 And Lincoln Center. 532 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,065 Blair Cornelia Waldorf, 533 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,900 Daughter Of Harold And Eleanor Waldorf, 534 00:28:00,935 --> 00:28:04,165 Escorted By Nathaniel Archibald, 535 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,300 Plans To Be A Member Of Yale's Class Of 2013. 536 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,265 She Will Continue To Summer In Southampton 537 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:15,700 And Volunteer Her Time To Children's Charities. 538 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:21,900 And Now I'd Like To Present Serena Celia Van Der Woodsen, 539 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,600 Daughter Of Committee Member Lilian Van Der Woodsen, 540 00:28:26,635 --> 00:28:29,700 Granddaughter Of Chairwoman Emeritus, 541 00:28:29,735 --> 00:28:32,167 Celia Catherine Rhodes, 542 00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:34,600 Escorted By Carter Baizen. 543 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,765 Miss Van Der Woodsen Hopes To Bed 544 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,800 As Many Billionaires As She Can Before Settling Down To... 545 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,800 (Guests Murmuring) (Woman) Oh, My God. 546 00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,600 Sorry. 547 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,800 Miss Isabel Coates, Uh, 548 00:28:49,835 --> 00:28:52,665 Presented By Raymond North, 549 00:28:52,700 --> 00:28:56,000 Daughter Of Arthur And Iris Coates. 550 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,000 (Woman) Here You Go. Thanks. 551 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,400 You're Back. What Happened? 552 00:29:05,435 --> 00:29:07,200 Uh, Cece Won. 553 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,265 She Has A Habit Of Doing That, 554 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,400 But Maybe It's For The Best. You're Here With Your Family. 555 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,800 (Man) * You Don't Know What's Right Anymore * 556 00:29:14,835 --> 00:29:17,300 Hey. Where's Jenny? Have You Seen Her? 557 00:29:17,335 --> 00:29:18,965 Actually, Uh, No. 558 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,350 She's Probably Still Upset With Me For Grounding Her 559 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:23,642 And Is Trying To Teach Me A Lesson. I Don't Know. 560 00:29:23,677 --> 00:29:25,900 Maybe Let Her Be Ten Minutes Late Before You Get Mad? 561 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,600 Mom, This Looks Great. All Of This Is Beautiful. Thank You. Come On. Tour. 562 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,150 Okay. 563 00:29:33,185 --> 00:29:34,065 Let's Go. 564 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,600 (The Pierces) * Got A Secret, Can You Keep It? * 565 00:29:36,635 --> 00:29:39,267 * Swear This One You'll Save * 566 00:29:39,302 --> 00:29:41,701 * Better Lock It In Your Pocket * 567 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,065 * Taking This One To The Grave * 568 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:48,000 * If I Show You, Then I Know You Won't Tell... * 569 00:29:48,035 --> 00:29:48,965 What's Going On? 570 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,200 * 'Cause Two Can Keep A Secret * 571 00:29:51,235 --> 00:29:53,665 Hmm? Nothing. 572 00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:56,550 * Got A Secret, Can You Keep It? * 573 00:29:56,585 --> 00:29:59,365 * Swear This One You'll Save * 574 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,300 We're Friends Now, Right? You Can Tell Me. 575 00:30:01,335 --> 00:30:03,965 * Taking This One To The Grave * 576 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000 * If I Show You, Then I Know You Won't Tell What I Said * 577 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,300 * 'Cause Two Can Keep A Secret If One Of Them Is Dead * 578 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,100 * Got A Secret, Can You Keep It? * 579 00:30:18,135 --> 00:30:20,465 * Swear This One You'll Save * 580 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,600 And Now For Someone With Only One Left Foot. 581 00:30:22,635 --> 00:30:24,265 * Taking This One To The Grave * 582 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:26,600 He Just Told Her What He's Going To Do To Her Later. 583 00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,450 * You Won't Tell What I Said * 584 00:30:30,485 --> 00:30:31,942 They Might Not Know Who You Are, 585 00:30:31,977 --> 00:30:33,400 But I Sure As Hell Never Forgot. 586 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,100 Nate, What Are You Doing? (Nate) She's My Girlfriend! 587 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:38,900 Oh, My God. 588 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,465 (Carter) Get Off Me! Ugh! They Ripped My Dress. 589 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,300 Take Him Outside. Let's Get Out Of Here. Come On. Come On. 590 00:30:44,335 --> 00:30:46,065 You Don't Understand. It Was Custom-Made. Blair, It's Okay. 591 00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,600 My Mom Is Gonna Be Angry. Jenny! Jenny, Hey, Hey, We Need You. Please? 592 00:30:48,635 --> 00:30:50,565 I Have To Go. I Have My Mom's Thing. 593 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,000 (Blair) Jenny, Fix My Dress, And All Is Forgiven. 594 00:30:58,100 --> 00:30:59,465 Oh, You Make A Fool 595 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,865 Of The Presenter, Then You Start A Brawl. 596 00:31:01,900 --> 00:31:03,965 I Mean, What's Next, Serena? "Girls Gone Wild"? 597 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,265 Serena Van Der Woodsen Wants To Work For The Junior League 598 00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:10,300 And Have Two Children? It's A Society Ball, Serena. You Have To Represent Yourself Well. 599 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,800 How Is It Representing Myself Well If It's All Lies? 600 00:31:13,835 --> 00:31:15,900 What Happened To You Between Our Talk And Now? 601 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:18,465 I Did This Because I Knew 602 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,465 How Important It Was For You And Grandma, 603 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:23,600 And You Said That If I Did It, I Could Be Myself. 604 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,165 You Don't Really Want That, Do You? 605 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,400 No, It's Not Entirely True. All You Care About When People Look At Me 606 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,400 Is What They Think Of You. 607 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,465 How Am I Supposed To Accept Myself 608 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:41,500 If My Own Mother Doesn't Accept Me? Oh, Honey, 609 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,865 No. 610 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,700 No, You Don't, But Let Me Tell You Something. 611 00:31:46,735 --> 00:31:49,100 If I Ever Do Have Those Two Children, 612 00:31:49,135 --> 00:31:50,900 I Would Never Do This To Them. 613 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,250 I Would Accept Them For Who They Are, 614 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:55,642 Including Who They Date, No Matter What, 615 00:31:55,677 --> 00:31:58,000 And I'd Make Sure They Damn Well Knew It. 616 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,100 Hello? 617 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,100 Really? 618 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:19,000 Okay. 619 00:32:24,700 --> 00:32:25,665 Ooh. 620 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:26,865 I'm So Sorry. 621 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:28,900 I Know This Is Not What You Signed Up For. 622 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,200 It's Okay. 623 00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,865 It Doesn't Hurt Nearly As Bad 624 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,400 As Waking Up That Morning In Santorini And... 625 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,800 Finding You'd Jumped On A Boat. 626 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:42,565 Yeah, Well, Um, 627 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,600 That Night Wasn't Exactly What I Signed Up For Either. 628 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,800 The Whole Thing Caught Me A Bit By Surprise. 629 00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:52,700 No, I, Um, I Get It, Which Is Why I Was Surprised 630 00:32:52,735 --> 00:32:54,500 When Your Grandmother Called Me Last Week. 631 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:56,900 Wait. Last Week? 632 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,900 I Wasn't Even Ing To Cotillion Last Week. 633 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,100 Yeah, But Cece Said She Thought You'd Change Your Mind. 634 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:14,400 What Are You Doing Here? Shouldn't You Be... 635 00:33:14,435 --> 00:33:16,265 Anywhere But Here, Yes. Huh. 636 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:19,000 So Please Listen To Me And Don't Interrupt, 637 00:33:19,035 --> 00:33:21,700 Because What I Have To Say Is Hard For Me. 638 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:22,765 Okay. 639 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,465 When I Was Your Age, 640 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,200 I Would Have Been Lucky To Find A Guy Like You, 641 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:31,600 And I Kind Of Did, But When It Came Down To It, 642 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:33,167 I Thought My Mother Knew Who I Was 643 00:33:33,202 --> 00:33:34,700 Much Better Than I Knew Myself. 644 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,100 I'm Not Sure Exactly Who My Daughter Was, 645 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,200 But I Know Who She's Become Since She Met You. 646 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:46,200 She Returns Home Every Night At A Reasonable Hour. 647 00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:48,300 She Doesn't Drink. She Doesn't Do Drugs. 648 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,800 I Don't Know If You're Responsible For That, 649 00:33:50,835 --> 00:33:52,800 But I Don't Think It's A Coincidence. 650 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,500 You Belong With My Daughter, 651 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,400 And I Think Everyone Should Know That. 652 00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,000 Will You Come With Me? 653 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,100 Yes, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen. I Would Love To. 654 00:34:04,135 --> 00:34:06,800 Good. And It's Lily. 655 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,765 Have You Seen Nate? 656 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,200 Nate Was Asked To Leave, But Here I Am. 657 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:28,500 I Know That Look. 658 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 That's Your Look When Your Plan Falls Into Place. 659 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,900 You're Enjoying This. 660 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,800 You Knew Carter Was Going To My House. 661 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,000 You Tipped Off Gossip Girl. 662 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,900 You Ruined My Cotillion On Purpose. 663 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,450 You Did All This For Your Own Enjoyment 664 00:34:48,485 --> 00:34:49,900 And Didn't Care What It Would Do To Me, 665 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,800 Which Is Exactly Why You And I Could Never Work. 666 00:34:52,835 --> 00:34:55,200 Wait. Slow Down There, Waldorf. You Make Me Sick. 667 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,900 This Thing Between Us- It's Over For Good. 668 00:34:59,935 --> 00:35:01,300 Look, Blair, Wait. I Didn't Mean To- 669 00:35:01,335 --> 00:35:02,200 Don't Talk To Me. 670 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,100 Blair! 671 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,900 That Was Quite A Mess You Made, 672 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,300 But I Was Able To Clean It Up. 673 00:35:21,700 --> 00:35:24,900 The Chairs Agreed To Reissue Your Presentation Statement 674 00:35:24,935 --> 00:35:26,600 In The Committee's Winter Newsletter. 675 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,900 I Stood Up For You. 676 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,500 What Are You Talking About? With Dan-I Defended You. 677 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,100 Mm, We'll Talk About That Later. 678 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,200 No, We Don't Need To Talk At All, Grana. A. 679 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,300 I Just Want To Know One Thing. 680 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,900 Are You Even Ill? 681 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:47,500 No. (Chuckles) 682 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:49,565 But I Could Be. 683 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,500 All Those Cigarettes And Cocktails. 684 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:54,600 Why Did You Do This? 685 00:35:54,635 --> 00:35:56,400 Oh, Serena. 686 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:01,200 There Is So Much You Don't Understand. 687 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:06,000 A Woman Has To Earn The Right To Create Her Own Rules. 688 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,700 Things Aren't The Way They Were When You Were Young, Grandma. 689 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,100 You May Be Right About That. 690 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,300 Hey. Have You Seen Blair Waldorf? 691 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:45,700 Up There. 692 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,100 It Was So Hot How You Punched Carter Out. 693 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,500 I'd Never Seen You Do Anything Like That Before. 694 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,300 Spotted- Chuck Bass Losing Something 695 00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:20,600 No One Knew He Had To Begin With- 696 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,500 His Heart. 697 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,100 Mom, I'm Sorry. 698 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,700 I Thought I Could Make It In Time. 699 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,400 Yeah, I Know. 700 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,200 I Accept Your Apology, 701 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,800 But It Doesn't Really Make It Okay. 702 00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,800 Sweetie. 703 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,300 Honey, As You Get Older, 704 00:38:01,335 --> 00:38:03,165 Every Choice That You Make 705 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,000 Defines Who You're Gonna Turn Into, 706 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,000 So Rather Than Apologizi To Me, 707 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:11,265 You Need To Look At Yourself 708 00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,500 And Ask If You Like The Person You're Becoming. 709 00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,100 We're Not Supposed To Talk, Remember? 710 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:34,765 Oh, I Had To. I- 711 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,700 Your Mother Came To See Me, And She Mentioned Something 712 00:38:37,735 --> 00:38:40,400 About Why You Left Me All Those Years Ago. 713 00:38:40,435 --> 00:38:41,700 Oh. 714 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,200 Yes, Well, She Made Me An Offer I Couldn't Refuse, 715 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,500 And I Wasn't Strong Enough Then. 716 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,400 Why Didn't You Tell Me? 717 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,600 Oh, Come On. You Never Would Have Understood. 718 00:38:53,635 --> 00:38:54,565 But If I Had Known 719 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,500 You Hadn't Actually Left Me For-For Him, 720 00:38:57,535 --> 00:39:00,467 I- I... I Mean, Maybe- Listen, Don't. Don't. 721 00:39:00,502 --> 00:39:03,400 Don't Say It. (Chuckles) Don't Even Think It. 722 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,300 I Can't Help Myself. 723 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,400 I Never Should Have Let You... 724 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,300 Let Me Go. 725 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,800 It's Often Said That No Matter The Truth, 726 00:39:45,835 --> 00:39:48,165 People See What They Want To See. 727 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,765 Some People Might Take A Step Back And Find Out 728 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,800 They Were Looking At The Same Big Picture All Along. 729 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:06,665 Some People Might See 730 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:09,100 That Their Lies Have Almost Caught Up To Them. 731 00:40:09,135 --> 00:40:13,100 * I Said It's Too Late To Apologize * 732 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,600 * It's Too Late * 733 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,800 * Yeah, Yeah, Yeah * 734 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,600 * I'd Take Another Chance, Take A Fall * 735 00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:32,600 * Take A Shot For You * 736 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:36,900 * Mm, I Need You Like A Heart Needs A Beat * 737 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:40,500 * But It's Nothing New * 738 00:40:40,535 --> 00:40:42,065 * Yeah, Yeah * 739 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,165 * I Loved You With A Fire Red * 740 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,200 * Now It's Turning Blue And You Say Sorry * 741 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,900 * Like The Angel Heaven Let Me Think Was You * 742 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,500 Some People May See What Was There All Along. 743 00:40:58,535 --> 00:41:02,165 * It's Too Late To Apologize * 744 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,550 And Then There Are Those Other People- 745 00:41:04,585 --> 00:41:06,865 The Ones Who Run As Far As They Can 746 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,000 So They Don't Have To Look At Themselves. 747 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,300 Where To, Mr. Bass? 748 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:16,200 The Airport. 749 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,765 And As For Me? 750 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,700 I Can See Clearly Now. 751 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,000 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 752 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:34,100 ÆÆÀÃÐÜ×ÖÄ»×é - =http:/www. 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