1 00:00:00,636 --> 00:00:03,096 Gosip Girl here... your one and only source 2 00:00:03,097 --> 00:00:05,708 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:05,709 --> 00:00:06,589 Blair, I just got invited 4 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,802 to the Institute of Arts and Letters' summer artists retreat. 5 00:00:08,803 --> 00:00:11,920 That's incredible! But what could possibly be the problem, 6 00:00:11,921 --> 00:00:13,643 besides Rome in August? 7 00:00:13,644 --> 00:00:14,873 I need your photographic memory 8 00:00:14,874 --> 00:00:16,286 and your passion for social upheaval 9 00:00:16,287 --> 00:00:18,017 to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. 10 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,216 My computer's gone. 11 00:00:19,217 --> 00:00:20,362 It's Gosip Girl. She took it. 12 00:00:20,363 --> 00:00:21,756 After we got the address for tonight, 13 00:00:21,757 --> 00:00:23,415 I gave it to Gosip Girl. 14 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:26,289 I just need you to keep our agreement. 15 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:27,431 Take down Lily. 16 00:00:27,432 --> 00:00:29,965 You can't hold me responsible for everything bad in your life. 17 00:00:29,966 --> 00:00:31,984 I can because you are. 18 00:00:31,985 --> 00:00:34,295 I want you gone for good. Pack your things. 19 00:00:34,296 --> 00:00:35,412 Serena, there is no "us" 20 00:00:35,413 --> 00:00:37,716 and... and now that our parents are splitting up, 21 00:00:37,717 --> 00:00:39,105 I never have to see you again. 22 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:40,619 Do you have what I asked for? 23 00:00:40,689 --> 00:00:43,245 What did we bury in that coffin? 24 00:00:43,246 --> 00:00:44,290 Starting today, 25 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:48,210 I will be the only Bass in Bass Industries. 26 00:00:48,211 --> 00:00:50,640 All I've done is work to protect your legacy. 27 00:00:50,641 --> 00:00:52,933 And pine after Blair Waldorf. 28 00:00:52,934 --> 00:00:54,736 I'm gonna take over my mother's company, 29 00:00:54,737 --> 00:00:56,437 and it can be our future. 30 00:00:56,438 --> 00:00:58,177 You said I always bet against you, 31 00:00:58,178 --> 00:00:59,967 but this time I'm all in. 32 00:01:03,677 --> 00:01:04,806 And who am I? 33 00:01:05,305 --> 00:01:07,603 That's a secret I'll never tell. 34 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,099 You know you love me. 35 00:01:10,428 --> 00:01:14,102 X.O.X.O., Gosip Girl. 36 00:01:29,638 --> 00:01:31,084 Could it be any hotter? 37 00:01:31,085 --> 00:01:32,764 It's a good thing you're not fair-skinned. 38 00:01:32,765 --> 00:01:35,303 Otherwise, your summer "Under the Tuscan Sun" 39 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:38,034 would end up under a scalpel, removing a melanoma. 40 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:40,728 I know it was my idea, but why did I bring you to Italy? 41 00:01:40,729 --> 00:01:42,910 I should be at the workshop right now in Rome 42 00:01:42,911 --> 00:01:44,741 with all of the other writers, writing. 43 00:01:44,742 --> 00:01:47,712 You shouldn't be creating in a workshop. You're not an elf. 44 00:01:48,002 --> 00:01:50,879 Besides, how can you possibly be inspired inside? 45 00:01:51,012 --> 00:01:53,022 But here, on the other hand, 46 00:01:53,269 --> 00:01:55,742 if you're really looking for payback, 47 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,266 then what better place 48 00:01:57,267 --> 00:01:59,909 to knock the Upper East Side out of the dark ages 49 00:01:59,910 --> 00:02:02,097 than in the cradle of the renaissance itself? 50 00:02:02,614 --> 00:02:05,504 Da Vinci, Galileo, Humphrey... 51 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:06,200 Underwood? 52 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:08,660 Oh, Dio mio. Have you learned nothing? 53 00:02:08,923 --> 00:02:12,440 Technology means hackers. We're going old school. 54 00:02:12,441 --> 00:02:15,046 Don't just stand there. Start typing. 55 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,755 Oh, grazie. I'm parched. 56 00:02:22,355 --> 00:02:24,169 You'll get yours when I get mine. 57 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,928 Real names this time. No holding back. 58 00:02:25,929 --> 00:02:28,354 Everyone gets exposed. The naked truth. 59 00:02:35,173 --> 00:02:37,040 Faster! Faster! Faster! 60 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,038 Could this take any longer? 61 00:02:59,052 --> 00:03:01,856 I'm gonna ride this thing all night long. 62 00:03:01,857 --> 00:03:03,249 I hate trains. 63 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:06,173 Excuse me. Can you, like, move your leg? 64 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,949 My God! 65 00:03:18,625 --> 00:03:19,805 Do... 66 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,069 that... 67 00:03:21,698 --> 00:03:22,845 again. 68 00:03:24,209 --> 00:03:25,405 What's the rush? 69 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:27,484 We've got all the time in the world. 70 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:34,642 Welcome back, Upper East Siders. 71 00:03:34,643 --> 00:03:35,969 Call me superstitious, 72 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:39,886 but I've got a feeling this fall could be my last season. 73 00:03:39,923 --> 00:03:43,299 Let's face it. I've been at this a long time. 74 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,181 But age breeds wisdom, 75 00:03:45,182 --> 00:03:46,743 and this I know... 76 00:03:46,782 --> 00:03:49,415 the best is yet to come. 77 00:03:53,517 --> 00:03:55,215 You both look so relaxed. 78 00:03:55,216 --> 00:03:56,782 Hamptons good for the soul, huh? 79 00:03:56,783 --> 00:03:58,367 Well, yes, the Hamptons were lovely, 80 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,116 but nothing compares to the Seychelles, 81 00:04:00,117 --> 00:04:02,288 where Bart and I renewed our vows. 82 00:04:02,886 --> 00:04:04,767 Which was restorative. 83 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:06,696 But our time with Eric off the African coast 84 00:04:06,697 --> 00:04:08,323 was the highlight. 85 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:09,990 Have you heard from Mr. Chuck? 86 00:04:09,991 --> 00:04:12,881 Well, we're hoping Charles used his summer to relax 87 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:14,464 as much as we have. 88 00:04:14,465 --> 00:04:17,091 Well, I'm sure as soon as he sees what happy couple you are, 89 00:04:17,092 --> 00:04:19,072 happy family won't be far behind. 90 00:04:19,716 --> 00:04:21,006 I'm not so sure. 91 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:25,790 Look at all this. It'll take weeks to get through. 92 00:04:26,293 --> 00:04:28,166 I thought Serena was keeping the apartment in order. 93 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,920 Well, that was the deal. 94 00:04:30,102 --> 00:04:31,549 And since she's been ignoring my texts, 95 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:34,041 our primary mode of communication, 96 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:36,265 I assumed she was taking care of it. 97 00:04:37,951 --> 00:04:39,016 Vanya? 98 00:04:39,789 --> 00:04:41,592 When is Serena gonna be back? 99 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:45,112 Miss Serena? I haven't seen her all summer. 100 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:04,392 I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me. 101 00:05:04,541 --> 00:05:05,460 Yeah, well, it's nice to have 102 00:05:05,461 --> 00:05:07,649 someone else asking the questions for a change. 103 00:05:07,650 --> 00:05:08,725 Plus Professor Peiser taught 104 00:05:08,726 --> 00:05:10,681 my favorite journalism class at Columbia. 105 00:05:10,682 --> 00:05:13,957 Well, clearly it worked. I mean, look how successful you are. 106 00:05:14,235 --> 00:05:15,669 Well, we're about to find out. 107 00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:17,153 I think it's really brave, 108 00:05:17,174 --> 00:05:19,313 you deciding to run "The Spectator" on your own. 109 00:05:19,414 --> 00:05:22,447 No investors, no partners, no safety net. 110 00:05:22,726 --> 00:05:23,716 Wait, are you here to freak me out 111 00:05:23,717 --> 00:05:25,891 or write a paper on... on my paper? 112 00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,027 Sorry. I'm just impressed. 113 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:31,286 I wouldn't be going it alone if I didn't think I could succeed. 114 00:05:31,533 --> 00:05:32,856 And I have a story on the horizon 115 00:05:32,857 --> 00:05:35,394 I know is gonna secure the company's future. 116 00:05:35,529 --> 00:05:36,159 You wouldn't happen to want 117 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,445 to give Professor Peiser's class an exclusive? 118 00:05:38,446 --> 00:05:39,816 Uh, no. 119 00:05:39,822 --> 00:05:41,072 But I like your initiative, 120 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:43,917 and if we're still in business by the time you graduate... 121 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,731 maybe I'll interview you for a job. 122 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,172 Lily, hey. How are you? 123 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:54,402 Uh, Serena? No, I haven't heard from her all summer. 124 00:05:54,403 --> 00:05:55,462 I assumed she was somewhere 125 00:05:55,463 --> 00:05:58,082 between Tulum and the Turks and Caicos. 126 00:05:59,816 --> 00:06:01,666 Well, hey, hey, hey. Don't... don't worry about it. 127 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:03,343 Serena's disappeared on us before, 128 00:06:03,344 --> 00:06:06,122 but we always find her, and she's always fine. 129 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:08,664 Yes. 130 00:06:09,359 --> 00:06:10,360 Okay. 131 00:06:10,943 --> 00:06:12,555 I am well aware of the deadlines, mother. 132 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:14,907 You don't need to put any more pressure on me. 133 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:17,660 The stress is making my hair fall out in clumps. 134 00:06:17,661 --> 00:06:19,478 Thank God for this chapeau. 135 00:06:20,477 --> 00:06:22,937 If the Olsen twins can build a fashion empire 136 00:06:22,938 --> 00:06:25,635 bossing around pattern drafters, then so can I. 137 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:27,951 Oh, I have to go. 138 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:31,353 Someone I actually want to speak to just walked up. 139 00:06:31,551 --> 00:06:32,874 A bientot, maman. 140 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,105 Bonjour, ma cherie. 141 00:06:35,377 --> 00:06:37,416 Ca va, Jean Pierre? How was your meeting? 142 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:40,915 Good. Now that it's over, I can be here with you. 143 00:06:41,679 --> 00:06:45,145 You Frenchmen. Must be why I always come back to Paris. 144 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:46,728 Your mother again? 145 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:50,664 I actually wish it was. 146 00:06:51,296 --> 00:06:54,117 It's my friend Nate. Someone we know is missing. 147 00:06:54,118 --> 00:06:55,164 Oh. What happened? 148 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,465 Who can say? She does it all the time. 149 00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:00,057 I'm sure it's nothing. 150 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:02,056 You don't sound convinced. 151 00:07:02,943 --> 00:07:04,282 When was the last time you saw her? 152 00:07:04,283 --> 00:07:05,626 When I kicked her out of my apartment 153 00:07:05,627 --> 00:07:08,425 and told her my life would be better off without her in it. 154 00:07:08,426 --> 00:07:10,793 It appears she got the message. What are you going to do? 155 00:07:10,794 --> 00:07:12,402 Exactly what needs to be done... 156 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:13,757 set some more meetings with buyers, 157 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:14,970 look at the latest sketches, 158 00:07:14,971 --> 00:07:16,047 contact the textile mill 159 00:07:16,048 --> 00:07:17,986 to see if they can move up production dates. 160 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:19,490 You don't have to take all this down. 161 00:07:19,491 --> 00:07:20,256 You're not my assistant. 162 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:21,211 No. 163 00:07:22,769 --> 00:07:24,155 But I do care about you, 164 00:07:24,529 --> 00:07:26,763 which is why I'm booking you a ticket back to New York. 165 00:07:27,025 --> 00:07:28,602 That's where you need to be right now. 166 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,291 For your friend. 167 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:33,273 First class? 168 00:07:33,274 --> 00:07:34,723 Bulkhead by the window. 169 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:36,564 Merci. 170 00:07:36,618 --> 00:07:37,635 De rien. 171 00:07:43,274 --> 00:07:45,245 Did this really happen, you and Serena? 172 00:07:45,246 --> 00:07:46,936 On the bar of the Campbell apartment. 173 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:49,598 Every dirty detail exactly as it occurred. 174 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:50,322 Not that. 175 00:07:50,323 --> 00:07:52,813 The part where you guys get it on is "Fifty Shades of Boring". 176 00:07:52,868 --> 00:07:54,061 No offense. 177 00:07:54,211 --> 00:07:56,486 After that, when you realized that she had a sex tape. 178 00:07:56,487 --> 00:07:57,385 She said she erased it, 179 00:07:57,386 --> 00:07:59,637 but did you actually see her do it? 180 00:08:03,418 --> 00:08:04,485 No. I-I don't know. 181 00:08:04,486 --> 00:08:06,790 I mean, she said she would. I'm sure she did. 182 00:08:06,791 --> 00:08:08,835 So she might still have it. 183 00:08:11,287 --> 00:08:12,706 Are you going to answer that? 184 00:08:12,777 --> 00:08:14,691 No. It's Blair again, 185 00:08:14,692 --> 00:08:15,895 and I know you might not believe this, 186 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,088 but I'd rather listen to you than 187 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:19,404 Blair and her excuses for dumping me. 188 00:08:21,746 --> 00:08:23,757 Dan, finally! Thank you for picking up. 189 00:08:23,758 --> 00:08:25,382 I know you've been dodging my calls all summer, 190 00:08:25,383 --> 00:08:27,517 but... I talked to Nate, 191 00:08:27,518 --> 00:08:29,844 and no one knows where Serena is. 192 00:08:29,845 --> 00:08:32,596 I thought you two might be together, hating me. 193 00:08:32,597 --> 00:08:34,213 Are... you with her? 194 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,359 Hello, Blair. 195 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:38,655 Georgina. 196 00:08:39,765 --> 00:08:41,159 I should've known it was you 197 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,980 from the sound of that disdainful silence. 198 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,153 Now I don't even want to know 199 00:08:44,154 --> 00:08:45,903 why you are picking up n's phone, 200 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,754 but please put him on so I can speak to him. This is serious. 201 00:08:48,755 --> 00:08:50,315 No one has seen Serena for months. 202 00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:52,379 Not even Gosip Girl has posted about her. 203 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:54,004 And what could be worse than that? 204 00:08:54,005 --> 00:08:55,703 Always good catching up, Blair. 205 00:08:55,704 --> 00:08:58,063 Ciao. Wait! No! No! 206 00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:03,776 Okay, change of venue. 207 00:09:04,116 --> 00:09:05,842 What? Why? What did Blair say? 208 00:09:05,843 --> 00:09:07,792 There's a new ending for your book, 209 00:09:07,793 --> 00:09:10,491 if we can find Serena before anyone else does. 210 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,922 I don't understand what we're doing here, Chuck. 211 00:09:21,264 --> 00:09:22,410 Neither do I. 212 00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,379 But I'm trying to find out. 213 00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:28,203 This was the last project my father worked on before he... 214 00:09:28,961 --> 00:09:30,906 How do I put this delicately? 215 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:33,146 Faked died. 216 00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:34,428 He said he was in Miami, 217 00:09:34,429 --> 00:09:36,285 but he was here in Dubai with you. 218 00:09:36,286 --> 00:09:37,943 As his translator. 219 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:40,164 And I already told you everything I know. 220 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,775 Look, I pored over all the records 221 00:09:41,776 --> 00:09:43,406 when I took over Bass Industries, 222 00:09:43,407 --> 00:09:46,319 and there was nothing about a project in Dubai. 223 00:09:46,371 --> 00:09:48,938 And I know a view this breathtaking 224 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:53,018 would've taken up my father's time and interest. 225 00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:55,769 Once again, Chuck, I wish I could help. 226 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:58,726 When your father walked away from this, I lost out, too. 227 00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:00,517 I'm not sure what else I can do. 228 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,426 Maybe you can translate for me. 229 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,967 Do you speak unstable psychopath? 230 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,413 Hello, Georgina. 231 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,334 To what do I owe the displeasure? 232 00:10:10,203 --> 00:10:11,746 From all around the world, 233 00:10:11,747 --> 00:10:16,058 our favorite Upper East Siders are asking the same question. 234 00:10:16,059 --> 00:10:18,004 But I couldn't care less. 235 00:10:23,947 --> 00:10:26,629 Serena Van Der Woodsen is dead. 236 00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:28,970 At least to me. 237 00:10:34,647 --> 00:10:38,136 Spotted at J.F.K. and Teterboro... 238 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,538 our favorite U.E.S.ers returning home. 239 00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:45,576 What motivated this sudden flurry of transatlantic travel? 240 00:10:45,577 --> 00:10:47,468 Could it be a certain passport 241 00:10:47,469 --> 00:10:49,431 that didn't get stamped this summer? 242 00:10:49,432 --> 00:10:50,590 No, her passport's here. 243 00:10:50,591 --> 00:10:51,934 It was in a box with her other things. 244 00:10:51,935 --> 00:10:54,986 So let's focus our efforts closer to home. 245 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,514 Thank you, officer. 246 00:10:59,791 --> 00:11:01,033 Charles. 247 00:11:01,122 --> 00:11:02,557 You didn't have to come home... 248 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,423 But I am so glad you did. 249 00:11:04,424 --> 00:11:05,368 Of course. 250 00:11:05,369 --> 00:11:06,349 And you're not alone. 251 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:07,989 Amira Abbar. Hello. 252 00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:10,131 Amira's a new friend. We met in Dubai. 253 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:11,536 Beautiful city. 254 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:14,672 With beautiful women. 255 00:11:16,407 --> 00:11:17,664 I'm Bart Bass. 256 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,874 Son, I trust your summer was relaxing. 257 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,212 Indeed, father. 258 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:25,359 Nothing like travel to clear the mind. 259 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:26,613 I found Dubai fascinating. 260 00:11:26,614 --> 00:11:29,503 Such a forward-looking city, yet so many links to the past. 261 00:11:29,504 --> 00:11:33,029 It's true. I showed Chuck all my favorite spots. 262 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,368 Usually, 263 00:11:34,380 --> 00:11:37,158 Chuck can find a woman's favorite spot all by himself. 264 00:11:37,159 --> 00:11:40,181 Blair, you're back, and you brought a friend. 265 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,723 And who's your mystery guest? 266 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,766 I was just introducing her. Where were we? 267 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:44,864 Just leaving. 268 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,207 Got a couple things to clear up at the office. 269 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,484 Yes, I'm gonna head out with you. 270 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:51,263 I have one more place to check for Serena. 271 00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:53,375 Nice to meet you. 272 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,122 Amira, I'll meet you at the hotel. 273 00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:58,346 Uh, yes. You can drop her off on your way to my mother's. 274 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,212 I think there's jam on the steering wheel. 275 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:08,770 Consider yourself lucky if it's just jam. 276 00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,595 I don't know how much time you've spent around babies... 277 00:12:10,596 --> 00:12:12,928 Only yours, when you were pretending he was mine. 278 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:15,173 Constant pooping, food throwing, 279 00:12:15,174 --> 00:12:17,206 random explosions out of every orifice... 280 00:12:17,207 --> 00:12:18,657 babies are nauseating. 281 00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:21,457 Not that I don't love being a mother. 282 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,886 Just not as much as going on secret missions with me. 283 00:12:23,887 --> 00:12:25,790 A woman shouldn't have to choose. 284 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:27,258 So wait, who... who were you texting 285 00:12:27,259 --> 00:12:28,177 when Philip dropped the van off? 286 00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:30,288 'Cause I think I was the last person to see Serena, 287 00:12:30,289 --> 00:12:31,634 and I have no clue where she is. 288 00:12:31,635 --> 00:12:34,636 Yes, but you forget that I've known S. Since ninth grade. 289 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:36,023 And whenever she hits a road bump in life, 290 00:12:36,024 --> 00:12:38,425 inevitably she reaches for a bump of a different kind. 291 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,259 And her favorite provider is... 292 00:12:41,033 --> 00:12:42,516 Damien Dalgaard. 293 00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:44,822 You really think Serena's on drugs? 294 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,959 Well, hopefully, or clinically insane. 295 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,160 Either would be a great ending for your book. 296 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,177 What? Poughkeepsie's known for three things. 297 00:12:52,178 --> 00:12:54,352 I highly doubt that S. Is enrolled at Vassar, 298 00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:55,447 and she's certainly not signed 299 00:12:55,448 --> 00:12:57,886 for a taste testing at the Culinary Institute. 300 00:12:58,101 --> 00:12:59,423 Which leaves? 301 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,024 Where we're headed. 302 00:13:01,437 --> 00:13:03,622 The Hudson River State Mental Hospital. 303 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:08,294 Swear to me that nothing is going on between you and Amira. 304 00:13:08,572 --> 00:13:09,487 When I saw you two together, 305 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,384 I thought you'd reneged on the promise we made. 306 00:13:11,385 --> 00:13:14,674 Never. She's a weapon against my father. That's all. 307 00:13:14,808 --> 00:13:17,491 They were involved in some off-the-record business deal. 308 00:13:17,688 --> 00:13:20,810 I brought her back to rattle him. 309 00:13:20,811 --> 00:13:22,308 Oh, she was his translator? 310 00:13:22,309 --> 00:13:23,823 Well, you've always expressed admiration 311 00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:26,099 for women who are good with tongues. 312 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,156 She's very pretty. 313 00:13:27,157 --> 00:13:29,246 No prettier than your Jean Pierre. 314 00:13:29,444 --> 00:13:30,869 As head of your Public Relations, 315 00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:33,472 does he know how much you enjoy relations in public? 316 00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:35,280 You two seem close. 317 00:13:35,284 --> 00:13:36,768 Well, he's been my constant companion 318 00:13:36,769 --> 00:13:38,587 since I returned to Paris. 319 00:13:38,961 --> 00:13:41,723 Focusing on work has made it easier to be away from you. 320 00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:44,044 If I had known it would be this difficult 321 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,873 going our separate ways, I would never have agreed. 322 00:13:47,837 --> 00:13:49,390 Well, we had to come to some kind of an agreement 323 00:13:49,391 --> 00:13:52,313 or we never would've left that hotel room in Monte Carlo. 324 00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:54,020 And... 325 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,083 We have much to do. 326 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,459 But like I said in the casino, 327 00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:01,748 I'm all in. 328 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:03,716 My bet's on us. 329 00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:09,842 Lily. What are you doing here? 330 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:11,891 I thought you and Bart were circling the globe 331 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:12,698 in an 80-foot yacht. 332 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:13,998 Well, the yacht was 110 feet, 333 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:16,857 and most people who've actually been on one call it a boat. 334 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,338 I assume 335 00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:21,675 you didn't come all the way to Brooklyn to tell me that. 336 00:14:21,676 --> 00:14:23,672 No. I didn't come here to tell you anything. 337 00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,739 I came here to ask. Have you seen Serena? 338 00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:29,449 She's missing, and I thought she might've sought out Dan. 339 00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,010 Well, Dan's in Italy, 340 00:14:31,011 --> 00:14:32,681 and I haven't seen or heard from Serena. 341 00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:35,299 Oh, really? Is that why her sweater's here? 342 00:14:36,729 --> 00:14:39,524 Rufus, you have reached an all-time low. 343 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:43,096 I mean, first, you let her hide here and then you lie to me, 344 00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:43,896 right to my face. 345 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:45,259 That's not Serena's sweater. 346 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,311 It's mine. 347 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,025 What is going on here? 348 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,241 Ivy's been staying here. 349 00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:56,076 Here? With you? 350 00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:59,108 Lily, could I get you a glass of water? You don't look well. 351 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:01,870 I assure you I am quite all right. 352 00:15:02,419 --> 00:15:03,240 Unlike you. 353 00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:07,091 There's nothing wrong with Rufus. He saved me. 354 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,056 After I tore up your check you wrote me, I had nothing. 355 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,422 I was on the verge of doing something desperate, 356 00:15:14,423 --> 00:15:18,643 and Rufus opened his home to me, gave me a second chance. 357 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,009 I don't know why it matters to you, 358 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,195 but she's sleeping in Dan's room. 359 00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,726 It doesn't matter to me. 360 00:15:23,244 --> 00:15:24,534 None of it does. 361 00:15:24,909 --> 00:15:27,559 My daughter is missing. God knows what happened to her. 362 00:15:28,314 --> 00:15:31,395 And I don't know why she would ever think of coming here. 363 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,311 This is all clothes and toiletries. 364 00:15:42,312 --> 00:15:45,635 We're never gonna discover Serena's secrets in her loofah. 365 00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:47,198 She never kept a day planner, 366 00:15:47,199 --> 00:15:49,693 maybe an address book that might have some names in it? 367 00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:51,357 Serena's life is on her cell phone, 368 00:15:51,358 --> 00:15:53,557 and it seems to be the only thing she has with her. 369 00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,184 Still nothing from Gosip Girl? 370 00:15:55,717 --> 00:15:56,628 I checked. 371 00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,570 Her last post on Serena was in the spring, 372 00:15:58,571 --> 00:15:59,941 the day she moved out. 373 00:16:00,362 --> 00:16:02,132 Well, yeah, just because she hasn't written about Serena 374 00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,912 doesn't mean she doesn't know anything about her. 375 00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:06,861 You do have a personal correspondence with our poison pen pal. 376 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:08,090 Yeah. Well, when I heard from Lily, 377 00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:09,190 it was the first thing I tried. 378 00:16:09,191 --> 00:16:11,026 Gosip Girl didn't give me anything. 379 00:16:11,385 --> 00:16:13,782 Nate, you have to convince her. 380 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,701 Haven't you ever seen a Hitchcock movie 381 00:16:15,702 --> 00:16:17,056 or watched "Dateline"? 382 00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:19,340 There's only so many ways this goes... 383 00:16:19,341 --> 00:16:22,143 kidnap/ransom, torture/murder, or brainwash/cult. 384 00:16:22,144 --> 00:16:23,361 Okay, Blair, we get it. 385 00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:24,796 No, you don't. 386 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:27,138 We both know 387 00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,853 that Serena is quite capable of hurting herself. 388 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:31,214 But... 389 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:33,324 This time, I'm afraid I hurt her, too. 390 00:16:33,795 --> 00:16:35,740 There is one more thing I can try. 391 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,895 Anything, please. 392 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,158 If you have a card, now's the time to play it. 393 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:42,917 It's okay. 394 00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,293 We'll find her. 395 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:52,025 Looks like N. Is about to save the day. 396 00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:56,926 But we'll see if he can still save his friend. 397 00:17:03,015 --> 00:17:05,880 And that way, we could take advantage 398 00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,392 of the natural light. 399 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,473 What do you think? 400 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:12,394 Earth to Rufus. 401 00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:15,036 Have you heard one thing I've said? 402 00:17:15,037 --> 00:17:16,792 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 403 00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,043 Um, "Earth to Rufus." 404 00:17:18,044 --> 00:17:20,949 That's a really cool name for a solo record, by the way. 405 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,749 Admit it. 406 00:17:24,508 --> 00:17:26,102 Lily's visit upset you, 407 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:30,236 not just because something could've happened to Serena, 408 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:33,309 but because Lily would think 409 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,799 there was something going on between us. 410 00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:40,151 All you've done is been a good person. 411 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,021 What I've done is 412 00:17:41,022 --> 00:17:42,942 dragged you from one potential art gallery to another. 413 00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:45,960 I mean, if you have to see one more polished concrete floor... 414 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:47,960 It was fun. 415 00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:51,832 And it was worth it, finding this place. 416 00:17:52,015 --> 00:17:53,505 Look, I'll call the agent, 417 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,719 and I'll tell him you'll take it, 418 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,241 and I'll go pick up the keys. 419 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,821 I can't let you do all that. 420 00:17:58,147 --> 00:17:59,805 You can and you will, 421 00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:03,110 because you're gonna be too busy helping Lily. 422 00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:06,464 Well, I guess I was Serena's dad longer than anyone else. 423 00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:08,715 Which is why you should go. 424 00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:10,433 Thanks, Ivy. 425 00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:11,596 And, um... 426 00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:13,793 If there are any problems with that realtor... 427 00:18:13,794 --> 00:18:15,628 There won't be. I've got this. 428 00:18:16,274 --> 00:18:17,436 Trust me. 429 00:18:27,576 --> 00:18:29,902 Hi. You've reached Lola. Leave a message. 430 00:18:30,003 --> 00:18:32,716 Lola, hi. It's Ivy. 431 00:18:33,490 --> 00:18:37,177 So congrats on booking a TV series. 432 00:18:37,178 --> 00:18:38,474 NBC, huh? 433 00:18:38,475 --> 00:18:40,020 It's very impressive. 434 00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:43,704 Well, whatever acting you have going on over there 435 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,635 has nothing on my performance. 436 00:18:46,441 --> 00:18:48,772 Rufus Humphrey... he's easy on the eyes 437 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:51,492 and even easier to manipulate. 438 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:53,716 Call me. 439 00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:06,904 All right, so we're not too far 440 00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:08,436 from where Gosip Girl said she is. 441 00:19:08,437 --> 00:19:09,623 What makes you so sure 442 00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:11,659 we're not being led on a wild goose chase, Nathaniel? 443 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:14,422 I mean, Gosip Girl is only slightly less trustworthy 444 00:19:14,423 --> 00:19:17,152 than, say, Georgina sparks or... 445 00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:18,333 Me. 446 00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,214 You know, you could at least pretend you're relieved 447 00:19:20,215 --> 00:19:22,397 that Serena wasn't institutionalized. 448 00:19:22,398 --> 00:19:24,373 Any disappointment you're sensing is not because 449 00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:26,189 the mental hospital was a dead end. 450 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:27,787 It stems from the fact that you and I missed out 451 00:19:27,788 --> 00:19:29,398 on a real opportunity. 452 00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,003 Empty hospital bed, 453 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,515 4-point restraints, soundproof rubber walls... 454 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:33,710 No, no, no, no, no. You stop right there 455 00:19:33,711 --> 00:19:35,788 before I start chugging this premium unleaded. 456 00:19:35,789 --> 00:19:38,089 I paid a serious price for Serena's location. 457 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:40,201 I was gonna break a major story. 458 00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:41,271 I had surveillance video 459 00:19:41,272 --> 00:19:43,224 that could've led me to the identity of Gosip Girl. 460 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,338 Unmasking Gosip Girl? That's a major media coup. 461 00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,921 I-I can't imagine a better way to relaunch "The Spectator." 462 00:19:48,922 --> 00:19:50,717 Yeah, well, you're gonna have to. 463 00:19:50,718 --> 00:19:52,535 I traded the whole story to find out where Serena is. 464 00:19:52,536 --> 00:19:53,908 I don't understand. 465 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,710 It's noble and selfless. 466 00:19:57,711 --> 00:19:59,097 Of course you don't. 467 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,725 You put your whole venture at risk. 468 00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:03,122 Hey, if it helps Serena, it's worth it. 469 00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:07,270 Come on, Humphrey. 470 00:20:07,271 --> 00:20:08,690 I can go undercover as a patient. 471 00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:10,458 You could be my orderly. 472 00:20:10,671 --> 00:20:13,111 Something about mental hospitals really just... 473 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:13,923 Gets me going. 474 00:20:13,924 --> 00:20:15,685 Yeah, it's because you're insane. 475 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,804 I say we turn around right now to go home 476 00:20:17,805 --> 00:20:19,840 and pretend nod of this ever happened. 477 00:20:19,841 --> 00:20:20,943 Start the car now, Dan. 478 00:20:20,944 --> 00:20:23,182 We have to see what this odyssey can do in an open road. 479 00:20:23,183 --> 00:20:25,125 And I'd say 40, 45 max. 480 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,369 Why? What's the sudden rush? 481 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,612 That limo is Chuck's. I memorized the license plate. 482 00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:30,384 I knew he and Blair knew where Serena was. 483 00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:32,324 Damien was right all along. 484 00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:34,856 We have to get there before they do. 485 00:20:34,857 --> 00:20:36,876 Serena recouping in rehab is much less interesting 486 00:20:36,877 --> 00:20:38,790 than a full-on slut spiral. 487 00:20:40,217 --> 00:20:41,172 That's a heartwarming tale, 488 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,488 but why... why would you just assume 489 00:20:42,489 --> 00:20:44,528 that Chuck is with Blair anyway? 490 00:20:44,529 --> 00:20:45,317 No, hey! 491 00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:47,136 Georgina, wait a second. Wait a second. You gotta hold up. 492 00:20:47,137 --> 00:20:48,239 What are you doing? 493 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,267 Get in! Open the... stop the car. 494 00:20:54,592 --> 00:20:55,469 So the place we're going to 495 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,093 doesn't look like it's on an actual road. 496 00:20:57,094 --> 00:20:58,511 So she's literally off the map. 497 00:20:58,512 --> 00:20:59,956 Well, whatever backwoods town we're headed to, 498 00:20:59,957 --> 00:21:01,223 it can't be good. 499 00:21:01,224 --> 00:21:02,938 Serena is not country strong. 500 00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:04,767 Yeah, well, we're gonna have to be for her. 501 00:21:04,768 --> 00:21:06,171 Can you turn right here, please? 502 00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:07,782 We need to go west. 503 00:21:17,996 --> 00:21:18,930 What the hell's going on?! 504 00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:20,011 What are we doing? 505 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,440 Sabotage. 506 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,334 Georgina sparks. 507 00:21:23,335 --> 00:21:24,612 With Humphrey in tow. 508 00:21:24,613 --> 00:21:26,415 Hey, guys. Nice day for a drive, huh? 509 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,567 Don't talk to them. Let's go. Now. 510 00:21:28,568 --> 00:21:31,051 W-where are you going and what are you doing with her? 511 00:21:31,052 --> 00:21:32,428 Probably the same thing you're doing with him. 512 00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:33,367 Saving Serena? 513 00:21:33,368 --> 00:21:34,725 No. Finding Serena. 514 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:35,979 And since you're going to be following us, 515 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,919 I'm going to have you to follow my lead as well. 516 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,994 Which means what, exactly? 517 00:21:38,995 --> 00:21:41,709 Do nothing. Whatever Serena is doing, we can't get involved. 518 00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,225 We're there to observe and record, 519 00:21:43,226 --> 00:21:44,295 like a documentary. 520 00:21:44,296 --> 00:21:45,669 This isn't a reality show, sparks. 521 00:21:45,670 --> 00:21:48,938 This is reality, a concept I know you're a little fuzzy on. 522 00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:52,198 So whatever filth-filled, paint-huffing meth den 523 00:21:52,199 --> 00:21:54,201 we find Serena cracked out in, we don't judge. 524 00:21:54,202 --> 00:21:55,692 We're still her friends no matter what. 525 00:21:55,693 --> 00:21:56,686 We're her family. 526 00:21:56,687 --> 00:21:58,403 Oh, aren't you just the kindest, nicest 527 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:00,196 little trust fund babies in the whole world? 528 00:22:00,197 --> 00:22:01,752 But when it comes to what Serena's capable of, 529 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,354 I think you'll find it's nothing like what you imagined. 530 00:22:04,441 --> 00:22:06,144 I can't argue with you there. 531 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,191 I would just like to point out that most serial killers 532 00:22:09,192 --> 00:22:11,778 are high-functioning members of society who lead a double life. 533 00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:12,851 She could be trapped in the basement 534 00:22:12,852 --> 00:22:14,607 or buried in the backyard. 535 00:22:14,608 --> 00:22:15,629 Good idea, Georgina. 536 00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,694 Why don't you grab a shovel and start digging? 537 00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:20,523 There's... there's gotta be an explanation for all this. 538 00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:27,940 Can I help you? 539 00:22:27,941 --> 00:22:30,565 I believe you can. We're looking for our friend Serena. 540 00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,211 Blonde. Legs for days. 541 00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:33,031 Effortless charisma 542 00:22:33,032 --> 00:22:34,270 that only someone far less secure 543 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,411 than I am would find threatening. 544 00:22:36,464 --> 00:22:37,477 And I'm the weird one? 545 00:22:37,478 --> 00:22:39,865 I believe you mean Sabrina? 546 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,778 I think someone's about to toss her cookies. 547 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,448 And the only thing more disturbing 548 00:22:45,449 --> 00:22:48,279 than finding her on drugs or in a psych ward 549 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,908 is seeing her happy and healthy. 550 00:22:50,999 --> 00:22:52,622 Who wants that? 551 00:22:57,089 --> 00:22:58,639 What the hell are you doing here? 552 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,011 Uh, looking for you. 553 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,286 To observe and record. 554 00:23:01,287 --> 00:23:02,446 No. We're here to help you. 555 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:03,889 And get you home. 556 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:06,712 And, uh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. 557 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:08,337 Can't you see there's a party going on 558 00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:09,320 and you're not invited? 559 00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,433 Crashing parties is one of our favorite pastimes. 560 00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:12,877 Especially when it involves infiltrating 561 00:23:12,878 --> 00:23:14,811 a sophisticated yet deadly cult. 562 00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:16,640 Now which one is the charismatic leader? 563 00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:18,020 Please leave before it's too late. 564 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:20,053 Sabrina! Sabrina. 565 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:21,989 Too late. 566 00:23:22,955 --> 00:23:25,848 Sabrina, you didn't tell me you invited friends. 567 00:23:26,299 --> 00:23:27,911 That is so Sabrina. 568 00:23:27,912 --> 00:23:29,134 Oh, she loves surprises. 569 00:23:29,135 --> 00:23:31,009 She has so many surprises, you could write a book about 'em. 570 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,812 Where to end that book is the challenge. 571 00:23:32,813 --> 00:23:34,888 I hope you don't mind us dropping by. 572 00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,668 Steven. Nice to meet you. 573 00:23:36,669 --> 00:23:40,249 And of course not. The more, the merrier on this special day. 574 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,186 Please, stay and be a part of it. 575 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:45,224 Oh, yes, Steven. I think we will. 576 00:23:45,225 --> 00:23:47,528 Why don't we get my friends some drinks then? 577 00:23:47,529 --> 00:23:48,936 Okay. 578 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:54,705 I know I'm not exactly a welcome houseguest these days, 579 00:23:54,706 --> 00:23:59,052 but we shouldn't let our recent history overshadow our past. 580 00:23:59,851 --> 00:24:01,868 Thanks. I appreciate it. 581 00:24:03,146 --> 00:24:05,859 How could I have thought it was okay to go all summer 582 00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:08,332 without actually talking to my own daughter? 583 00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:11,702 Whatever this is, Lil, isn't your fault. 584 00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:13,287 And why should I believe that? 585 00:24:13,288 --> 00:24:15,498 Because that's what you told me when Jenny ran away, 586 00:24:15,499 --> 00:24:18,665 and she was much younger and crazier, 587 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:21,297 with much heavier eye makeup than Serena. 588 00:24:22,368 --> 00:24:24,187 We raised good girls. 589 00:24:24,188 --> 00:24:25,526 Unpredictable, sure. 590 00:24:25,527 --> 00:24:27,247 Try reckless, defiant. 591 00:24:27,248 --> 00:24:28,577 Spirited, 592 00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:30,088 independent. 593 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,814 Not unlike their parents at that age. 594 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:35,890 Oh, God. Who can remember back that far? 595 00:24:36,072 --> 00:24:39,419 I can, and seeing the way her mom turned out, 596 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:42,450 I have every confidence that Serena will be okay. 597 00:24:44,229 --> 00:24:45,713 Well, look, I'm sorry about earlier. 598 00:24:45,714 --> 00:24:48,286 I shouldn't have stormed out like that. I had no right. 599 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,998 I should've known you wouldn't be attracted to someone 600 00:24:50,999 --> 00:24:52,928 like... you know... 601 00:24:53,748 --> 00:24:55,119 Ivy. 602 00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,408 So sorry to interrupt, but, um, 603 00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,799 I just came from the gallery, 604 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,535 and, uh, look. 605 00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:03,634 We got it. 606 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:06,729 I was just... I was so excited. I couldn't wait! 607 00:25:07,435 --> 00:25:09,093 It's what we dreamed about all summer. 608 00:25:09,094 --> 00:25:10,430 Well played, Rufus. 609 00:25:10,431 --> 00:25:12,520 You butter me up, remind me how great you can be, 610 00:25:12,521 --> 00:25:14,191 only to have your little tramp show up here 611 00:25:14,192 --> 00:25:17,526 and throw whatever this is in my face. 612 00:25:17,527 --> 00:25:18,361 Lily, hold on. 613 00:25:18,362 --> 00:25:21,070 Is it any wonder our children are still so immature 614 00:25:21,071 --> 00:25:23,966 with such role models for parents? 615 00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:25,867 Don't say anything you're gonna regret. 616 00:25:25,868 --> 00:25:27,216 I have no regrets, Rufus, 617 00:25:27,217 --> 00:25:29,652 only that I let you in my home today. 618 00:25:30,048 --> 00:25:31,613 I'm already leaving. 619 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:37,570 You know, I know you're really worried about Serena, 620 00:25:37,974 --> 00:25:40,328 but you should try to relax your face. 621 00:25:40,329 --> 00:25:42,942 You're getting some very pronounced frown lines. 622 00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:44,901 Bye. 623 00:25:54,225 --> 00:25:55,708 This is so much worse than we thought. 624 00:25:55,709 --> 00:25:57,332 Because you're here? I agree. 625 00:25:57,333 --> 00:25:59,145 What makes you say that? It's a nice house. 626 00:25:59,146 --> 00:26:00,783 He seems like a nice guy. 627 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:01,782 Look at this. 628 00:26:01,783 --> 00:26:04,865 Trellis, chairs, pastor. This is a wedding. 629 00:26:06,448 --> 00:26:09,284 And Serena was wearing a white dress! 630 00:26:09,364 --> 00:26:11,897 Either she's the bride, or she's just really tacky. 631 00:26:11,898 --> 00:26:14,755 I told you. She's obviously had a psychotic break. 632 00:26:14,756 --> 00:26:16,114 Serena's taken too many happy pills, 633 00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:18,018 and now she think she's Sabrina from Dan's book. 634 00:26:18,019 --> 00:26:20,626 That actually sounds vaguely plausible. 635 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:23,078 Or today's the day of the cult sacrifice, 636 00:26:23,079 --> 00:26:25,061 and since I don't see any volcanoes in the area, 637 00:26:25,062 --> 00:26:27,183 I wonder if they're burning her at the stake. 638 00:26:27,184 --> 00:26:27,943 And then you lost me. 639 00:26:27,944 --> 00:26:31,137 Whatever is going on, we can't let her marry this guy. 640 00:26:31,138 --> 00:26:32,106 Time for a plan. 641 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,779 Okay, well, Lily was really worried this morning, 642 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:34,743 so I should at least call her 643 00:26:34,744 --> 00:26:35,851 and let her know we found Serena. 644 00:26:35,852 --> 00:26:37,528 And I can reach out to the Ostroff Center, 645 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,704 have them ready Serena's old bed just in case. 646 00:26:39,705 --> 00:26:41,996 And Humphrey and I will try to get her alone. 647 00:26:41,997 --> 00:26:43,275 We're the closest to her, 648 00:26:43,276 --> 00:26:45,958 the best chance of breaking through. 649 00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:48,735 Aren't you forgetting someone? 650 00:26:49,428 --> 00:26:51,015 Trying to. 651 00:26:51,494 --> 00:26:53,921 Fear not. I've seduced a man of the cloth before. 652 00:26:53,922 --> 00:26:54,920 I can do it again. 653 00:26:54,921 --> 00:26:56,801 This wedding cannot happen. 654 00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:01,892 Blair, why don't you go find Serena on your own? 655 00:27:01,893 --> 00:27:04,717 You know, I'm really not up for a super secret mission, 656 00:27:04,718 --> 00:27:06,776 especially with you. I'm not even here to help. 657 00:27:06,777 --> 00:27:09,409 Georgina just dragged me along so I could, you know, 658 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,252 oh. Okay. 659 00:27:11,591 --> 00:27:13,048 What is wrong with you? 660 00:27:13,049 --> 00:27:16,475 Uh, aside from the fact that my face now hurts? 661 00:27:17,277 --> 00:27:19,858 You know what, Blair? You chose Chuck. 662 00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:23,064 I don't owe you an explanation. Good luck. 663 00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:29,381 In here, Chuck. 664 00:27:32,894 --> 00:27:34,901 Wrong Bass, my dear. 665 00:27:35,763 --> 00:27:37,453 What are you doing here? 666 00:27:39,011 --> 00:27:41,625 I came here to ask you the same question. 667 00:27:43,902 --> 00:27:45,836 So is Chuck using you, 668 00:27:46,413 --> 00:27:48,389 or are you using him? 669 00:27:49,984 --> 00:27:53,011 What goes on between Chuck and me is none of your business. 670 00:27:53,012 --> 00:27:54,181 You better hope your relationship 671 00:27:54,182 --> 00:27:56,229 has nothing to do with business, 672 00:27:56,506 --> 00:27:58,262 because so help me, 673 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,566 if you've told him anything about mine. 674 00:28:00,567 --> 00:28:02,182 I haven't. 675 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,222 Yet. 676 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:06,854 But that could always change. 677 00:28:06,931 --> 00:28:09,157 Chuck is very persuasive. 678 00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:12,297 Takes after his father in more ways than one. 679 00:28:16,833 --> 00:28:19,633 What do you want to leave town with your mouth shut? 680 00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,963 You think you can just buy my silence? 681 00:28:21,964 --> 00:28:23,568 I can buy anything. 682 00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,733 It's one of the chief perks of being really rich. 683 00:28:29,115 --> 00:28:31,192 $10 million. 684 00:28:38,089 --> 00:28:39,225 Everything okay? 685 00:28:39,226 --> 00:28:40,482 You seem a little nervous. 686 00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:42,695 Oh. Yeah, no. It's just a lot of pressure, 687 00:28:42,696 --> 00:28:45,300 and I want everything to be perfect. So... 688 00:28:45,362 --> 00:28:47,353 But when do I get to see you alone? 689 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:49,263 That's all I care about. 690 00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:51,676 Not soon enough. 691 00:28:51,703 --> 00:28:52,838 Although, I, uh, imagine 692 00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:54,689 you wanna spend some time with your friends. 693 00:28:54,690 --> 00:28:55,784 So are they from Vassar 694 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:58,467 or did you, uh, grow up with them in Wisconsin? 695 00:28:58,468 --> 00:29:00,366 Uh, Wisconsin. 696 00:29:00,367 --> 00:29:02,653 And I'm... I'm so sorry I didn't tell you that I invited them. 697 00:29:02,654 --> 00:29:04,864 It just must've slipped my mind with all this going on. 698 00:29:04,865 --> 00:29:07,231 No, it's okay. It's okay. I'll see you out there. 699 00:29:07,232 --> 00:29:08,626 Okay. 700 00:29:11,085 --> 00:29:12,492 Wisconsin? 701 00:29:12,715 --> 00:29:13,795 Seriously? 702 00:29:13,796 --> 00:29:15,269 Do you even know where that is on a map? 703 00:29:15,270 --> 00:29:16,192 What I do know is, 704 00:29:16,193 --> 00:29:18,032 you told me you never wanna see me again, 705 00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:20,210 and then you show up here, today of all days, 706 00:29:20,211 --> 00:29:22,599 when I'm finally happy with someone I actually care about? 707 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,358 Cares about you 708 00:29:23,359 --> 00:29:26,706 or Sabrina from Madison who goes to Vassar? 709 00:29:26,707 --> 00:29:29,055 Georgina's right. You really are delusional. 710 00:29:29,056 --> 00:29:31,193 I'm not gonna let you ruin this. 711 00:29:31,211 --> 00:29:33,028 Serena, I have no intention of ruining your big day. 712 00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:34,974 I hope you do marry this guy. Frankly, it would be 713 00:29:34,975 --> 00:29:36,542 the kind of desperate, attention-seeking stunt 714 00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:39,310 that would prove you're every bit as shallow and sad 715 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,530 as the character in my book, so... 716 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:45,017 Okay, I deserved that one. 717 00:29:46,775 --> 00:29:48,143 Wait. 718 00:29:48,151 --> 00:29:49,809 Wait, marry him? 719 00:29:51,155 --> 00:29:52,606 How'd it go? 720 00:29:53,286 --> 00:29:54,737 Humphrey and I split up. 721 00:29:54,738 --> 00:29:57,210 I didn't find Serena, so hopefully he did. You? 722 00:29:57,211 --> 00:29:58,768 The Ostroff Center's on alert, 723 00:29:58,769 --> 00:30:01,076 though apparently now it's called the Pedowitz Institute. 724 00:30:01,077 --> 00:30:03,321 Great news. You'll never guess what I found. 725 00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:04,931 Looks like Nate Archibald to me. 726 00:30:04,932 --> 00:30:05,922 After I talked to Lily, 727 00:30:05,923 --> 00:30:09,246 I found her rooting around Serena's bathroom. 728 00:30:09,247 --> 00:30:11,603 Not rooting. Snooping. And all for a good reason. 729 00:30:11,604 --> 00:30:13,099 The only thing you were supposed to be doing 730 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:15,543 was getting between that man and his cloth. 731 00:30:15,544 --> 00:30:17,786 He's protestant. I do my best work with Catholics. 732 00:30:17,787 --> 00:30:18,597 Thank God I'm an atheist. 733 00:30:18,598 --> 00:30:21,674 Great. Now this wedding is gonna happen unless we find Serena, 734 00:30:21,675 --> 00:30:23,310 which requires us finding Dan. 735 00:30:23,311 --> 00:30:25,761 Well, that might be easier than you think. 736 00:30:28,015 --> 00:30:30,448 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 737 00:30:30,449 --> 00:30:32,422 Sabrina, would you... would you join me? 738 00:30:32,423 --> 00:30:34,578 Tell them, please. Of course. 739 00:30:36,298 --> 00:30:37,591 Okay, so Serena explained everything... 740 00:30:37,592 --> 00:30:39,094 Explained what? 741 00:30:39,095 --> 00:30:41,157 That's she's never been happy in her whole life 742 00:30:41,158 --> 00:30:43,472 and she found true love for the very first time? 743 00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:44,154 Please. 744 00:30:44,155 --> 00:30:46,341 ...In life, which is why I'm... I'm so glad 745 00:30:46,342 --> 00:30:49,721 that you all could be here for this special moment. 746 00:30:49,886 --> 00:30:53,844 And to have the love of my life by my side. 747 00:30:53,845 --> 00:30:55,705 So let's, uh, let's all raise a glass... 748 00:30:55,706 --> 00:30:58,073 No! No! 749 00:30:58,447 --> 00:30:59,983 We will raise nothing! 750 00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:01,693 You cannot marry her. 751 00:31:01,694 --> 00:31:03,057 You don't even know her! 752 00:31:03,058 --> 00:31:03,772 Blair, please. 753 00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:05,572 Her name isn't Sabrina either. 754 00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:08,337 It is Serena. Serena Van Der Woodsen! 755 00:31:08,657 --> 00:31:09,654 And that's not all. 756 00:31:09,655 --> 00:31:11,084 What are you doing? I've got this. 757 00:31:11,085 --> 00:31:13,583 Public humiliation's really more my forte. 758 00:31:13,797 --> 00:31:17,001 Sabrina/Serena has a history of mental imbalance, 759 00:31:17,002 --> 00:31:18,814 drug use, and promiscuity. 760 00:31:18,815 --> 00:31:20,928 That's right. She's got a rap sheet and a snuff film. 761 00:31:20,929 --> 00:31:24,354 Yeah, and we have contacted a psychiatric care center 762 00:31:24,355 --> 00:31:27,168 who has agreed to take her into custody. 763 00:31:27,169 --> 00:31:28,213 Kill me now. 764 00:31:28,214 --> 00:31:31,268 Hey! What are you doing down there?! 765 00:31:31,269 --> 00:31:33,411 Wait. Who are the two angry guys in matching hats? 766 00:31:33,412 --> 00:31:35,533 They're the grooms. That's what I was trying to say. 767 00:31:35,534 --> 00:31:37,947 This is not Serena's wedding. 768 00:31:47,217 --> 00:31:49,747 Will someone tell me what's going on here? 769 00:31:49,748 --> 00:31:51,982 Why are the maid of honor's friends 770 00:31:51,983 --> 00:31:54,033 ruining David and David's wedding? 771 00:31:54,034 --> 00:31:55,579 I know I have some explaining to do. 772 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,402 But can we talk, just the two of us, please? 773 00:31:57,403 --> 00:31:59,739 No. No one goes anywhere. 774 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:02,703 No more lies. I have proof that you're on drugs. 775 00:32:02,704 --> 00:32:04,772 I found these in your bathroom. 776 00:32:04,773 --> 00:32:06,201 Yeah, those are vitamins. 777 00:32:06,202 --> 00:32:07,935 Okay. Like we're supposed to believe that. 778 00:32:07,936 --> 00:32:10,591 Steven makes them. He has a holistic health company. 779 00:32:10,592 --> 00:32:12,032 Wait. You're Steven Spence. 780 00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:14,626 I saw you speak at the T.E.D. conference last year. 781 00:32:14,627 --> 00:32:16,196 I told you I was fine. 782 00:32:16,197 --> 00:32:17,385 Actually, no, you didn't. 783 00:32:17,386 --> 00:32:18,523 Yeah. Dan is right. 784 00:32:18,524 --> 00:32:20,339 You fell off the face of the earth without a word. 785 00:32:20,340 --> 00:32:22,831 But isn't that what you wanted? You kicked me out of your house. 786 00:32:22,832 --> 00:32:24,956 You said you have no reason to ever speak to me again. 787 00:32:24,957 --> 00:32:27,614 And, what, you two were too busy doing whatever it is you do 788 00:32:27,615 --> 00:32:28,763 to even send a text? 789 00:32:28,764 --> 00:32:29,953 I spent the summer in the middle east, 790 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:32,326 dealing with something relating to my father. It's serious. 791 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:35,076 Well, and so am I about turning my life around. 792 00:32:35,077 --> 00:32:37,017 Wait a second. Blair, you two spent the summer apart? 793 00:32:37,018 --> 00:32:41,204 I started my summer on a train, being revived by paramedics. 794 00:32:41,205 --> 00:32:42,896 Mouth-to-mouth on public transportation? 795 00:32:42,897 --> 00:32:44,527 Yeah, I'd say that's rock bottom. 796 00:32:44,528 --> 00:32:45,749 Yeah, I would, too, 797 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:49,406 which is why I wanted to start fresh without any of you. 798 00:32:49,407 --> 00:32:51,212 As for why I pretended to be someone else, 799 00:32:51,213 --> 00:32:53,809 well, I-I think that explains itself. 800 00:33:04,787 --> 00:33:05,932 Serena! 801 00:33:05,933 --> 00:33:07,553 I don't believe you. 802 00:33:07,627 --> 00:33:09,287 Well, I'm not gonna let her just charge off without... 803 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,592 No, not Serena. You. That you chose Chuck, 804 00:33:11,593 --> 00:33:14,093 I don't like it, but I begrudgingly accept it. 805 00:33:14,094 --> 00:33:15,682 Dan, please don't do this. 806 00:33:15,683 --> 00:33:17,305 But then I find out that you're not even with him. 807 00:33:17,306 --> 00:33:19,117 I am with him, 808 00:33:19,671 --> 00:33:21,444 or at least I will be. 809 00:33:21,445 --> 00:33:23,160 We made a pact. 810 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:26,024 We have things we need to do on our own. 811 00:33:26,025 --> 00:33:28,209 But when we are both in that next place, 812 00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:30,641 we will be together for food. End of story. 813 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:33,385 So I didn't lose you to Chuck. I lost you to the idea of Chuck, 814 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:37,191 at some point in the hopefully not-to-distant future, maybe? 815 00:33:37,192 --> 00:33:38,855 Well, when you put it that way... 816 00:33:38,856 --> 00:33:41,426 You know, you had someone who loved you unconditionally, 817 00:33:41,427 --> 00:33:43,641 treated you right, and wanted to be with you every day, 818 00:33:43,642 --> 00:33:44,951 and then you threw that all away 819 00:33:44,952 --> 00:33:48,958 to let Chuck Bass decide when he's ready for you? 820 00:33:48,959 --> 00:33:50,721 You think you two have an epic love, 821 00:33:50,722 --> 00:33:53,227 but all you have are excuses. 822 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:58,379 I have to go find Serena. 823 00:34:01,611 --> 00:34:03,659 I'm sorry I came to Lily's. 824 00:34:03,660 --> 00:34:06,217 I never meant to cause any problems. 825 00:34:06,326 --> 00:34:08,009 Lily thinks what she wants. 826 00:34:08,010 --> 00:34:10,639 It's always the worst, especially about me. 827 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,529 Well, she's wrong. 828 00:34:12,632 --> 00:34:15,600 I probably shouldn't be saying this, 829 00:34:16,342 --> 00:34:17,792 but... 830 00:34:17,793 --> 00:34:20,053 I'm glad you got away from her. 831 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:22,203 She doesn't appreciate you. 832 00:34:22,204 --> 00:34:23,755 Never did. 833 00:34:23,908 --> 00:34:27,058 You know, if you have such a poor opinion of Lily, 834 00:34:27,059 --> 00:34:28,445 then... 835 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,892 Why was it so important for you to get close to her? 836 00:34:35,486 --> 00:34:37,597 I realize now 837 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,902 she's not the one I wanna be close to. 838 00:34:41,344 --> 00:34:44,950 You're the good one, and you care about other people. 839 00:34:46,361 --> 00:34:49,582 And I think that's why she's so threatened by me. 840 00:34:50,149 --> 00:34:51,860 I see the real you, 841 00:34:52,016 --> 00:34:54,262 and I don't think she deserves you. 842 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:57,664 That's an interesting theory. 843 00:34:59,646 --> 00:35:01,683 I think it's more than that. 844 00:35:02,902 --> 00:35:04,351 Ivy... 845 00:35:05,495 --> 00:35:06,935 It's okay. 846 00:35:07,003 --> 00:35:08,511 I'm not a kid. 847 00:35:08,735 --> 00:35:10,492 You're not married. 848 00:35:20,839 --> 00:35:22,617 Why are you still here? 849 00:35:23,319 --> 00:35:25,612 You didn't think I was leaving without you? 850 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:29,351 Or... without saying I'm sorry. 851 00:35:29,656 --> 00:35:31,636 Because I am, Serena. 852 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,929 Thinking that I really lost you 853 00:35:34,930 --> 00:35:37,735 made me regret every horrible thing I've ever said to you. 854 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:40,365 Well, that's a lot of regret. 855 00:35:42,085 --> 00:35:45,104 However complicated our friendship got, 856 00:35:45,471 --> 00:35:47,432 I shouldn't have let it go. 857 00:35:47,488 --> 00:35:49,403 I shouldn't have let you go. 858 00:35:50,643 --> 00:35:53,871 "B.F.F." means "best friend forever," right? 859 00:35:54,832 --> 00:35:57,044 Well, maybe it's time to admit that... 860 00:35:57,302 --> 00:35:59,034 We're stuck with each other. 861 00:36:00,604 --> 00:36:03,606 I appreciate the kind words, 862 00:36:04,152 --> 00:36:07,196 and... and I know that they're hard coming from you, 863 00:36:07,197 --> 00:36:11,192 but I don't want to be stuck with you. 864 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:13,923 I want a fresh start 865 00:36:13,924 --> 00:36:15,450 with Steven. 866 00:36:23,235 --> 00:36:24,689 Fine. 867 00:36:25,847 --> 00:36:28,469 If that's how you want it, stay here. 868 00:36:28,966 --> 00:36:30,901 You can have Poughkeepsie. 869 00:36:30,902 --> 00:36:32,484 Hell, you can even have Schenectady, 870 00:36:32,485 --> 00:36:34,163 but I get Manhattan. 871 00:36:34,868 --> 00:36:36,468 Have a nice life. 872 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:38,118 Poor B. 873 00:36:38,119 --> 00:36:41,502 Looks like she just got dumped by the love of her life, 874 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,769 and we're not talking about Chuck or Dan. 875 00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:58,659 The two of us alone in your limo? 876 00:37:00,095 --> 00:37:02,647 You're really tempting fate. You know that? 877 00:37:04,142 --> 00:37:07,955 Unless that's your intention, of course. 878 00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:12,372 We're both back in New York, doing what we need to do. 879 00:37:14,707 --> 00:37:16,667 Maybe our pact is just an excuse 880 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,480 for us not to be together. 881 00:37:18,481 --> 00:37:21,423 Blair, I love you with all my heart, 882 00:37:21,424 --> 00:37:23,543 and that is the reason 883 00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:26,410 we cannot take the chance of messing this up. 884 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:29,429 Sure. Because what would your father think if you failed? 885 00:37:29,430 --> 00:37:31,286 That I distracted you. 886 00:37:31,542 --> 00:37:35,485 That... you sacrificed your empire for me. 887 00:37:35,502 --> 00:37:38,609 Blair, you are a distraction, 888 00:37:39,315 --> 00:37:42,313 because when we're together you're all I think about. 889 00:37:42,421 --> 00:37:44,333 And I would give up my empire for you. 890 00:37:44,334 --> 00:37:47,701 I would give up everything for you. 891 00:37:48,992 --> 00:37:51,811 After a couple nights in Monte Carlo, 892 00:37:52,533 --> 00:37:54,455 I lost track of all time. 893 00:37:54,456 --> 00:37:57,120 We were exhausted and starving. 894 00:37:57,664 --> 00:37:59,298 I think I had an actual fever. 895 00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:01,666 But that's not why we need to do this, 896 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,570 and neither to prove a point to my father. 897 00:38:03,571 --> 00:38:04,974 Then what? 898 00:38:05,889 --> 00:38:08,602 In the past, I blamed my mistakes on you, 899 00:38:08,603 --> 00:38:11,210 and Bart was right on that count. 900 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:15,290 It's the boy who blames the girl, not the man, 901 00:38:16,014 --> 00:38:18,487 and that's what I want to be with you. 902 00:38:28,757 --> 00:38:31,048 It won't be much longer, I promise. 903 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:36,919 Arthur, pull over. 904 00:38:37,007 --> 00:38:39,507 Wait. What are you doing? This is your limo. 905 00:38:40,155 --> 00:38:41,997 I need to walk it off. 906 00:39:20,074 --> 00:39:21,524 Hey, sage. 907 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,801 Hi. Sorry for dropping in after hours, 908 00:39:23,802 --> 00:39:25,803 but I was walking by and I saw that your office light was on. 909 00:39:25,804 --> 00:39:28,716 Ah. No, you, uh, you just... you thought of more questions, huh? 910 00:39:28,717 --> 00:39:30,153 Only one. 911 00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:32,139 Would you like to have a drink with me? 912 00:39:34,656 --> 00:39:37,075 Yeah. I could use a drink, actually. 913 00:39:37,322 --> 00:39:39,054 Bad news on your big story? 914 00:39:39,055 --> 00:39:40,571 Real bad. 915 00:39:41,886 --> 00:39:43,944 What's old is new again. 916 00:39:43,945 --> 00:39:47,696 I may not have much time left, but some things are forever. 917 00:39:47,697 --> 00:39:48,878 Since you know who I am, 918 00:39:48,879 --> 00:39:51,548 I thought it was time that you see where I'm from. 919 00:39:51,549 --> 00:39:52,684 That explains why you didn't want 920 00:39:52,685 --> 00:39:55,139 to come back to the city and stay at my place. 921 00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:57,425 I'm just on the other side of the park. 922 00:39:58,097 --> 00:39:59,282 You know, all that time away, 923 00:39:59,283 --> 00:40:01,730 I didn't realize how much I missed it. 924 00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:04,781 But now that I'm back and I'm with you, 925 00:40:04,782 --> 00:40:06,981 New York has never seemed more perfect. 926 00:40:06,982 --> 00:40:08,974 The promise of love... 927 00:40:10,231 --> 00:40:13,841 No one can ruin this, no matter how hard they're gonna try. 928 00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:15,986 The threat of war... 929 00:40:19,528 --> 00:40:21,643 And the fall of the mighty. 930 00:40:21,644 --> 00:40:23,157 Amira. 931 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:26,447 It's late. I thought you would be in your own suite. 932 00:40:35,045 --> 00:40:37,676 Your father gave it to me to keep quiet. 933 00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:39,287 About what? 934 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,418 For that amount of money, you must know a hell of a secret. 935 00:40:42,419 --> 00:40:44,839 I swear I don't know what it is, 936 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:48,183 but I wanted to stick around to find out. 937 00:40:52,051 --> 00:40:53,116 That was a waste of time. 938 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,708 All that driving and wedding crashing and public humiliation, 939 00:40:55,709 --> 00:40:57,682 and still no Serena. 940 00:40:58,232 --> 00:41:01,022 What's worse, still no ending to your book. 941 00:41:01,023 --> 00:41:02,345 Serena still has her cell phone. 942 00:41:02,346 --> 00:41:04,340 I just know that video has to be on it. 943 00:41:04,341 --> 00:41:06,489 I guess we'll never know 'cause Serena's not coming back, 944 00:41:06,490 --> 00:41:08,879 and you're not going looking for her again. 945 00:41:09,915 --> 00:41:11,278 Something to hide, Humphrey? 946 00:41:11,279 --> 00:41:13,346 If memory serves, that video should make you a star. 947 00:41:13,347 --> 00:41:15,252 Or is it that you just don't want Blair to see? 948 00:41:15,253 --> 00:41:16,686 Can you... can you, can you just drop it, please? 949 00:41:16,687 --> 00:41:18,394 Why are you even walking me to my door? 950 00:41:18,395 --> 00:41:19,609 I'm not kissing you good night. 951 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,577 Okay. I' call you tomorrow. 952 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:25,788 And just because I've seen it all 953 00:41:25,789 --> 00:41:28,886 doesn't mean I've seen everything. 954 00:41:29,594 --> 00:41:33,314 And I gotta say, no one saw this one coming. 955 00:41:38,268 --> 00:41:41,236 You may think my best days are behind me, 956 00:41:41,237 --> 00:41:44,993 but this old girl still has some new tricks. 957 00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:48,500 Stay tuned. 958 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:52,588 X.O.X.O., Gosip Girl.