1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:01,687 Gossip Girl here 2 00:00:01,712 --> 00:00:05,712 Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 3 00:00:09,796 --> 00:00:11,262 So I would cheat on her, 4 00:00:11,264 --> 00:00:13,431 and I can't marry someone who always has another sex tape 5 00:00:13,433 --> 00:00:15,166 or surprise scheme up their sleeve. 6 00:00:15,168 --> 00:00:16,351 You wanna grab a burger? 7 00:00:16,353 --> 00:00:19,804 So Bart was using the horses to hide the money 8 00:00:19,806 --> 00:00:21,139 he was buying illegal oil with? 9 00:00:21,141 --> 00:00:23,808 He did it so he could avoid federal prison. 10 00:00:23,810 --> 00:00:25,193 Lola returned it to me. 11 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:27,645 That's Carol's portion of Cece's estate. 12 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:30,248 I never thought I'd be grateful to Cece Rhodes. 13 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:33,401 Miss Eleanor call. She saw photos of cotillion. 14 00:00:33,403 --> 00:00:36,971 She say she come home to fix decorum disaster. 15 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:40,575 And who am I? 16 00:00:40,577 --> 00:00:43,878 That's a secret I'll never tell. 17 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,863 You know you love me. 18 00:00:45,865 --> 00:00:48,082 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 19 00:00:50,203 --> 00:00:52,887 They say the early bird gets the worm. 20 00:00:52,889 --> 00:00:56,924 Inspiring motivation... if you're the bird. 21 00:00:56,926 --> 00:00:58,542 The worm, however, has no idea 22 00:00:58,544 --> 00:01:01,479 when her future will be plucked away 23 00:01:01,481 --> 00:01:03,314 by the next airborne attacker. 24 00:01:03,316 --> 00:01:05,733 My mother's plane landed 45 minutes ago. 25 00:01:05,735 --> 00:01:07,485 Look, alive, people! 26 00:01:07,487 --> 00:01:10,721 She was so furious that my cotillion dress was associated 27 00:01:10,723 --> 00:01:13,057 with Serena's sickening sex tape. 28 00:01:13,059 --> 00:01:15,443 Everything must be perfect. 29 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:18,997 And "perfect" does not include tabloid contraband. 30 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,449 Hand it over. 31 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,088 Get this out of my sight. 32 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,374 My mother cannot see that revenge smut. 33 00:01:29,376 --> 00:01:33,411 On second thought, you go with it. 34 00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:36,247 How dare Humphrey write that I am conniving, manipulative, 35 00:01:36,249 --> 00:01:37,632 and stuck in high school? 36 00:01:37,634 --> 00:01:39,751 I am not all scheme and no substance. 37 00:01:39,753 --> 00:01:42,804 Hell have no fury like a lonely boy scorned. 38 00:01:42,806 --> 00:01:43,938 Well, he doesn't matter. 39 00:01:43,940 --> 00:01:45,473 When my mother sees the dress orders, 40 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:47,558 she will be so busy singing my praises 41 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,110 that she won't have time to pay attention to... 42 00:01:49,112 --> 00:01:50,945 Pay attention to what, Blair? 43 00:01:50,947 --> 00:01:53,931 What don't you want me paying attention to? 44 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:57,402 Mother! Welcome home! 45 00:01:57,404 --> 00:02:00,071 What is this, "Downton Abbey"? 46 00:02:00,073 --> 00:02:01,439 Everyone, back to work! 47 00:02:03,326 --> 00:02:06,627 Dorota, when did you become a seamstress? 48 00:02:06,629 --> 00:02:07,995 Get my bags, 49 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,915 take them back to the house and start keeping it. 50 00:02:12,418 --> 00:02:16,637 This is not fooling anyone. 51 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:19,974 You. Office. Now. 52 00:02:34,189 --> 00:02:35,773 I know you're upset, mother, 53 00:02:35,775 --> 00:02:37,942 but my cotillion dress has already been ordered 54 00:02:37,944 --> 00:02:39,327 by the three B's... 55 00:02:39,329 --> 00:02:41,145 Barneys, Bergdorf's, 56 00:02:41,147 --> 00:02:43,915 and the lesser but still relevant Bloomingdale's. 57 00:02:43,917 --> 00:02:45,083 I achieved your goal. 58 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:46,801 At the cost of my company's reputation. 59 00:02:46,803 --> 00:02:49,220 A few sales do not make up 60 00:02:49,222 --> 00:02:52,323 for a runway strip show and sex tapes, 61 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:55,326 and bandage dresses without the... the bandages. 62 00:02:55,328 --> 00:02:59,964 Well, I admit a shift in marketing strategy may be called for. 63 00:02:59,966 --> 00:03:02,650 No, the... the issue goes deeper than that, Blair. It's you. 64 00:03:02,652 --> 00:03:06,170 You and your... your split personality. 65 00:03:06,172 --> 00:03:09,056 Well, you must be referring to my ability to multitask. 66 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:13,561 I am referring to your dark and scheming 67 00:03:13,563 --> 00:03:16,731 and, frankly, sexually inappropriate side. 68 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:19,534 I like to think of myself as open-minded? 69 00:03:19,536 --> 00:03:22,703 For as long as I can remember, 70 00:03:22,705 --> 00:03:26,374 you have struggled between your two natures. 71 00:03:26,376 --> 00:03:30,694 I know that you are a beautiful, intelligent, 72 00:03:30,696 --> 00:03:32,964 ambitious young businesswoman. 73 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:34,532 But if you want to continue to run 74 00:03:34,534 --> 00:03:39,053 my multimillion-dollar corporation, 75 00:03:39,055 --> 00:03:42,706 the deviant half has to go. 76 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:45,209 For good! 77 00:03:45,211 --> 00:03:48,429 I understand. 78 00:03:48,431 --> 00:03:50,448 There won't be an issue. 79 00:03:50,450 --> 00:03:53,851 My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones, 80 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:56,320 no problem. 81 00:03:56,322 --> 00:03:57,922 Uh-huh. 82 00:03:59,474 --> 00:04:01,359 Well, honestly, I've... I've slept so much better 83 00:04:01,361 --> 00:04:02,860 since you found out 84 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:06,013 that Lola returned the money from Cece's estate to me. 85 00:04:06,015 --> 00:04:08,883 I'm really sorry I kept that a secret from you. 86 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:11,786 I'm just glad everything's out in the open 87 00:04:11,788 --> 00:04:13,087 and you had the money to save the gallery 88 00:04:13,089 --> 00:04:14,322 in time for tonight's opening. 89 00:04:14,324 --> 00:04:16,841 I'm so excited it's finally happening. 90 00:04:16,843 --> 00:04:18,075 Are there any last-minute details 91 00:04:18,077 --> 00:04:19,343 you want me to take care of? 92 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:22,079 Well, we need to give the caterer a final head count. 93 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:26,250 Do you remember how many R.S.V.Ps we had? 94 00:04:26,252 --> 00:04:28,669 I never checked, but... 95 00:04:28,671 --> 00:04:31,305 I'm sure everyone's coming. 96 00:04:31,307 --> 00:04:33,224 Uh... 97 00:04:33,226 --> 00:04:34,275 What's wrong? 98 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:36,093 Well, this can't be right. 99 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:38,029 They're all regrets. 100 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:40,097 What happened to your art world connections? 101 00:04:40,099 --> 00:04:43,651 No "Art Forum" editor. 102 00:04:44,737 --> 00:04:47,471 No major collectors. Hey, even Bex said "no." 103 00:04:47,473 --> 00:04:49,173 What the hell happened? 104 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:02,119 You surfing the Empire CCTV again? 105 00:05:02,121 --> 00:05:03,621 What, is Olivia Munn staying here? 106 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:04,822 Wrong place. 107 00:05:04,824 --> 00:05:05,956 This is the security footage 108 00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:07,458 from the Van Der Woodsen building. 109 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:08,809 How'd you get your hands on that? 110 00:05:08,811 --> 00:05:11,395 Well, Vanya can't be bribed, but the night doorman 111 00:05:11,397 --> 00:05:13,080 was remarkably open to a cash payment. 112 00:05:13,082 --> 00:05:14,515 So what are you looking for? 113 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,716 When Ivy was in the apartment, 114 00:05:15,718 --> 00:05:16,984 she said Bart walked in 115 00:05:16,986 --> 00:05:19,970 with an envelope he held on to rather tightly. 116 00:05:19,972 --> 00:05:21,138 I was hoping to see 117 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:24,792 a return address or some distinguishing marks. 118 00:05:24,794 --> 00:05:25,943 Did you find anything? 119 00:05:25,945 --> 00:05:28,112 Indeed. 120 00:05:28,114 --> 00:05:30,331 The envelope had the seal 121 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,949 of the first international bank of Sudan. 122 00:05:31,951 --> 00:05:34,035 The financial records from his illegal oil trade? 123 00:05:34,037 --> 00:05:37,121 I assume so, but Bart closed all the accounts that morning. 124 00:05:37,123 --> 00:05:39,340 And he's not about to show you what's in the envelope 125 00:05:39,342 --> 00:05:40,491 or tell you where it is. 126 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:42,826 He won't, but someone else might. 127 00:05:42,828 --> 00:05:46,197 Bruce Caplan dropped the envelope off to Bart that morning. 128 00:05:46,199 --> 00:05:47,882 The Bass business manager? 129 00:05:47,884 --> 00:05:49,667 He won't spill any of Bart's secrets to you. 130 00:05:49,669 --> 00:05:51,269 He won't, but if the head of "The Spectator" were 131 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:53,604 to ask for business management advice... 132 00:05:53,606 --> 00:05:57,008 He might accidentally let something slip. 133 00:05:57,010 --> 00:06:00,444 Especially if it's the kind of meeting that loosens lips. 134 00:06:03,231 --> 00:06:05,283 Okay. 135 00:06:05,285 --> 00:06:06,850 Yeah. Thank you. 136 00:06:06,852 --> 00:06:09,620 Well, I figured out why no one's coming to our opening. 137 00:06:09,622 --> 00:06:12,156 Turns out there's a huge benefit tonight at the Conrad 138 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:14,492 for the art production fund. Guess who's hosting. 139 00:06:14,494 --> 00:06:15,726 Lily. 140 00:06:17,245 --> 00:06:18,496 She must've figured out 141 00:06:18,498 --> 00:06:20,214 when you were planning on opening your gallery, 142 00:06:20,216 --> 00:06:23,334 scheduled her own benefit to sabotage you. 143 00:06:23,336 --> 00:06:25,536 Well, it's not just me she's sabotaging. 144 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:26,637 It's my artists, too. 145 00:06:26,639 --> 00:06:28,706 This group show was a big deal to them. 146 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:30,508 How am I gonna explain that no one's coming 147 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,143 because of my vindictive ex-wife? 148 00:06:32,145 --> 00:06:36,380 Well, everyone would still come if her event was canceled. 149 00:06:36,382 --> 00:06:38,716 Oh, she's not gonna cancel a huge benefit for me. 150 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:40,050 She won't even take my call. 151 00:06:40,052 --> 00:06:41,819 I'm not calling her. 152 00:06:41,821 --> 00:06:43,521 I'm calling the art production fund. 153 00:06:43,523 --> 00:06:46,741 I feel like donating some money. 154 00:06:49,227 --> 00:06:50,894 Good morning, Daniel. 155 00:06:50,896 --> 00:06:52,196 Good morning. 156 00:06:52,198 --> 00:06:53,998 Thank you for letting me stay in Eric's room. 157 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,366 Can I make you and Bart a cup? 158 00:06:55,368 --> 00:06:57,418 Oh, no. I'm good, thanks. And Bart is out of town. 159 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:59,704 I'm on my way to Via Quadronno to meet the girls 160 00:06:59,706 --> 00:07:01,005 before my benefit meeting. 161 00:07:01,007 --> 00:07:02,123 How's that going, by the way? 162 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:04,125 I forgot how much I enjoy throwing a party 163 00:07:04,127 --> 00:07:06,293 without having my husband standing over my shoulder, 164 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,511 judging me. 165 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:09,630 I mean Rufus, of course, 166 00:07:09,632 --> 00:07:10,881 not Bart. 167 00:07:10,883 --> 00:07:12,550 Forgive me, Daniel. 168 00:07:12,552 --> 00:07:16,053 You can never offend me with the truth. 169 00:07:16,055 --> 00:07:18,922 Nonfat cappuccino, extra foam, no sugar. 170 00:07:18,924 --> 00:07:20,024 You remembered. 171 00:07:20,026 --> 00:07:21,542 Yeah, well, it's been a while, 172 00:07:21,544 --> 00:07:22,777 almost as long as since we woke up 173 00:07:22,779 --> 00:07:24,028 in the same apartment together. 174 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:29,150 Unless you count the Waldorfs'. Remember? 175 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,119 I certainly forgot this was coming out today. 176 00:07:32,121 --> 00:07:35,406 Yeah. We've both burned a lot of bridges this year. 177 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,959 But at least we have each other. 178 00:07:38,961 --> 00:07:41,662 And I couldn't be more grateful for you letting me camp out, 179 00:07:41,664 --> 00:07:43,414 but I... I don't want to overstay my welcome. 180 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:45,549 I finally got my first paycheck for "Vanity Fair," 181 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:47,117 so I think it's time for me to find my own place 182 00:07:47,119 --> 00:07:49,003 and let you get back to your life. 183 00:07:50,555 --> 00:07:53,290 Yeah. I mean, we can't hide out here forever. 184 00:07:54,510 --> 00:07:56,960 But, hey, if you... if you need to find a new place, 185 00:07:56,962 --> 00:07:59,830 I... I know someone who knows everyone, 186 00:07:59,832 --> 00:08:01,432 who has terrific instincts for real estate, 187 00:08:01,434 --> 00:08:02,683 and who happens to have an afternoon free 188 00:08:02,685 --> 00:08:04,769 to look at apartments with you. 189 00:08:04,771 --> 00:08:06,637 Who? 190 00:08:06,639 --> 00:08:09,073 Oh. Right. Yeah, that's you. Okay. 191 00:08:09,075 --> 00:08:11,475 So do you have any idea what neighborhood you want? 192 00:08:11,477 --> 00:08:13,527 I can't get far enough away from my dad right now, 193 00:08:13,529 --> 00:08:14,612 so Brooklyn's out. 194 00:08:14,614 --> 00:08:16,363 So Upper East Side? 195 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:17,815 I was... I was thinking lower. 196 00:08:19,151 --> 00:08:20,451 What's funny about that? 197 00:08:20,453 --> 00:08:22,036 Oh, I know you like the idea 198 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:23,704 of saying you live in an L.E.S. walk-up, 199 00:08:23,706 --> 00:08:25,322 but we both know you well enough to know 200 00:08:25,324 --> 00:08:27,458 you secretly long for a condo in the West Village. 201 00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:28,793 Fine. A doorman would be nice, 202 00:08:28,795 --> 00:08:31,045 but I'll just lie about how much rent I pay. 203 00:08:31,047 --> 00:08:33,097 Okay, let's take a cab to West Fourth then. 204 00:08:33,099 --> 00:08:34,765 No, we got a ride. 205 00:08:34,767 --> 00:08:36,834 You bought a Vespa? 206 00:08:36,836 --> 00:08:37,885 That's right. 207 00:08:37,887 --> 00:08:39,270 I forgot how much you like Vespas. 208 00:08:39,272 --> 00:08:41,004 But I got so used to driving one around Italy this summer 209 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:42,940 that I decided I couldn't live without. 210 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:44,642 Here. Hop on. 211 00:08:44,644 --> 00:08:46,227 Serena! Serena! 212 00:08:46,229 --> 00:08:47,945 Hey, I loved that sex tape! 213 00:08:47,947 --> 00:08:49,346 Serena, Serena, over here! 214 00:08:49,348 --> 00:08:50,681 No. 215 00:08:50,683 --> 00:08:52,783 Turn around and give me a smile, Serena. 216 00:08:52,785 --> 00:08:54,034 When's the sequel? Talk to us. 217 00:08:54,036 --> 00:08:57,822 Spotted... S. And D. Getting cozy again. 218 00:08:57,824 --> 00:09:01,754 Even I have to admit they sure look cute on that scooter. 219 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:16,606 Oh, my gosh. That was amazing! 220 00:09:16,608 --> 00:09:18,992 You were... you were like Jason Bourne, 221 00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:20,610 riding up on the sidewalk. 222 00:09:20,612 --> 00:09:22,612 You know, that sex tape... I knew it went viral, 223 00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:23,896 but I didn't expect that. 224 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:25,398 Well, given the media circus, 225 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,166 maybe today's not the day to be searching for apartments. 226 00:09:27,168 --> 00:09:30,536 Nobody wants a tenant trailed by TMZ. 227 00:09:34,426 --> 00:09:35,541 That's great. 228 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:36,709 All right, we should probably get off the streets. 229 00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:38,928 Yeah. I could use a drink. 230 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:41,848 You know what? I know a place 231 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:42,932 where no one will think to look for us. 232 00:09:42,934 --> 00:09:44,384 Perfect. 233 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:50,223 Thank you. 234 00:09:50,225 --> 00:09:52,108 So, Bruce, is there anything else I can get you? 235 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:57,196 Wow. Crystal and Cristal is my favorite combination. 236 00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,331 But maybe we'd better get 237 00:09:58,333 --> 00:10:00,616 to that urgent business matter you mentioned. 238 00:10:00,618 --> 00:10:03,269 Well, there are certain things about "The Spectator" finances 239 00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:05,488 I would like to remain confidential. 240 00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:06,939 I wonder if you could advise me 241 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:09,826 on the safest way to keep those hidden. 242 00:10:09,828 --> 00:10:14,514 Storing confidential information is... a specialty of mine. 243 00:10:14,516 --> 00:10:16,716 But I like to work on a client-by-client basis. 244 00:10:16,718 --> 00:10:18,718 Could you give me some examples? 245 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,923 I'm sorry. Uh, my clients depend on my discretion. 246 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,641 Besides, I don't want to talk about that now. 247 00:10:26,978 --> 00:10:29,979 Send me your books. I'll make a recommendation. 248 00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:31,681 In the meantime, 249 00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:36,069 I... would like to take the rest of this... meeting... 250 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:37,270 elsewhere. 251 00:10:41,776 --> 00:10:43,943 Don't forget your jacket. 252 00:10:43,945 --> 00:10:44,944 Oh. 253 00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:48,414 Thanks. 254 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,504 Why did you let him leave without getting the information? 255 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:57,123 He wasn't gonna give it to me, 256 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,275 so I figured I'd just take it. 257 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,797 I will admit you have taken steps. 258 00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:07,934 Like the... the peonies were an elegant addition 259 00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,335 to the handwritten apologies you sent 260 00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,354 to each of the board members of the cotillion. 261 00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:13,439 And poppy did seem touched by my donation 262 00:11:13,441 --> 00:11:16,008 to her charity for children who can't smile. 263 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:19,695 Sound like Miss Blair show great grace and dignity. 264 00:11:19,697 --> 00:11:21,030 Yes, that's right, Dorota. 265 00:11:21,032 --> 00:11:22,848 My mother has shown me the errors of my way. 266 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,650 So now you can return to Paris, 267 00:11:24,652 --> 00:11:26,819 reassured that your company's on the straight and narrow. 268 00:11:26,821 --> 00:11:29,455 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 269 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:31,074 I said steps, 270 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:34,193 as in the first of many on the road to recovery. 271 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,962 Well, I have already admitted 272 00:11:35,964 --> 00:11:37,863 that I am powerless over my scheming, 273 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,749 and that my life has become unmanageable. 274 00:11:39,751 --> 00:11:40,883 What else is there? 275 00:11:40,885 --> 00:11:43,636 Amends to the fashion community 276 00:11:43,638 --> 00:11:47,507 which informs the masses. 277 00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:51,511 Hello, Blair. 278 00:11:51,513 --> 00:11:53,879 I had Dorota prepare a light lunch. 279 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,482 I'll let you girls... chat. 280 00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,408 How could someone who hides everything for everyone else 281 00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:07,827 pick his birthday for his password? 282 00:12:07,829 --> 00:12:09,728 I underestimated you, Nathaniel. 283 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,447 Well, you're not the first person to say that, 284 00:12:11,449 --> 00:12:14,000 but there's nothing under the international bank of Sudan. 285 00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:16,085 Then pull up my father. 286 00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:18,070 Bruce said he had different methods 287 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,956 for hiding information for different clients. 288 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,874 Maybe there's a record of it. 289 00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:24,460 There's nothing here but addresses and phone numbers. 290 00:12:24,462 --> 00:12:25,862 Then look at the calendar 291 00:12:25,864 --> 00:12:27,430 the morning he dropped off the envelope. 292 00:12:27,432 --> 00:12:28,714 Maybe there's a clue to where he went. 293 00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,299 Wait. There's an entry here from the morning. 294 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:34,220 It says "Bass traffic." 295 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,985 I'm sorry. We're not open to the public just yet. 296 00:12:48,987 --> 00:12:50,903 Oh, we have an appointment. 297 00:12:50,905 --> 00:12:52,738 Rufus Humphrey. Hi. 298 00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,106 This is Ivy Dickens. 299 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:55,541 Benedict Tate. 300 00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:57,293 I'm doing P.R. for tonight's event. 301 00:12:57,295 --> 00:12:59,078 So please, how can I be of assistance? 302 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,615 We would like to purchase all of the artwork. 303 00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:05,084 I appreciate your enthusiasm, 304 00:13:05,086 --> 00:13:07,386 but tonight's silent auction is expected to raise 305 00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,921 hundreds of thousands of dollars. 306 00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:11,257 How many hundreds? 307 00:13:11,259 --> 00:13:13,009 5? 308 00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,393 7? 309 00:13:14,395 --> 00:13:18,264 You know, 8 has always been a lucky number for me. 310 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:21,150 So now you can, uh, cancel your expensive party 311 00:13:21,152 --> 00:13:22,818 and send everyone home. 312 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,070 I'm... I'm sorry. I think there's been a misunderstanding. 313 00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:25,938 I am happy to deliver all the artwork to you 314 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,974 after the event, but it's too late an hour to cancel. 315 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,826 And, well... 316 00:13:30,828 --> 00:13:33,829 we need something on the walls. 317 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,052 Then I have an idea that may help you raise even more money. 318 00:13:47,545 --> 00:13:49,045 When we came here on our first date, 319 00:13:49,047 --> 00:13:50,429 you didn't know how to hold the cue. 320 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,598 Did you spend the last five years taking billiard lessons? 321 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:55,134 I could always play. 322 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,602 You hustled me. 323 00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,837 Well, no. I... I just wanted to make you feel better 324 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:00,940 after your epic French ordering failure. 325 00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,775 Or maybe you were looking for an excuse 326 00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:04,310 for me to put my arms around you. 327 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:07,346 A girl never reveals her secrets. 328 00:14:11,819 --> 00:14:13,052 Unless you're Gossip Girl. 329 00:14:13,054 --> 00:14:16,622 Spotted... two old flames slumming it on memory lane. 330 00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,574 Who doesn't love a sequel? 331 00:14:18,576 --> 00:14:19,892 Did she give our exact location? 332 00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:21,711 Yeah, which means our mob of new friends 333 00:14:21,713 --> 00:14:23,862 are probably already camped outside. 334 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,665 We're just fueling their fire by being together. 335 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,216 Why don't I go out front with the Vespa? 336 00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:29,252 I'll distract 'em, and you just sneak out back and grab a taxi. 337 00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:31,587 Well, we don't have to go right now. 338 00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:33,055 I'm just about to win. 339 00:14:33,057 --> 00:14:36,092 Please. Let's... let's not make my humiliation official. 340 00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:37,927 And the sooner we get out of here, the better. 341 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,599 This was nice, though. I'll miss it. 342 00:14:43,601 --> 00:14:44,684 Mm. 343 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,741 Traffic. 344 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,058 Traffic jam. 345 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,111 Traffic light. Maybe they had a meeting in a car. 346 00:14:55,113 --> 00:14:56,579 Or it's Bart's oil trafficking 347 00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,698 or something else he's illegally selling. 348 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,334 Like a nuclear bomb in a briefcase. 349 00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:04,003 You watch too many movies. 350 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,474 So does Bruce. 351 00:15:09,593 --> 00:15:11,961 Wait. That's it. 352 00:15:11,963 --> 00:15:13,479 The movie "Traffic" is right here. 353 00:15:13,481 --> 00:15:16,682 I remember in that film, the head of the drug cartel 354 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,968 stored his illegal account information 355 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,220 in the back of a painting. 356 00:15:21,222 --> 00:15:22,221 What, you think that's where Bart hid 357 00:15:22,223 --> 00:15:23,723 whatever was in the envelope? 358 00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:24,890 Well, there's a lot of paintings 359 00:15:24,892 --> 00:15:26,392 in the Van Der Woodsen apartment. 360 00:15:26,394 --> 00:15:29,895 I'm just, unfortunately, still banned from the building. 361 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,282 I guess I'll have to pay them a visit. 362 00:15:33,284 --> 00:15:34,867 So I called and I called and I called and I called, 363 00:15:34,869 --> 00:15:37,320 and then I just never heard from him again. 364 00:15:41,325 --> 00:15:42,408 Is that the end of the story? 365 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:44,210 Mm-hmm. 366 00:15:44,212 --> 00:15:47,563 Wow. You really are so... entertaining. 367 00:15:47,565 --> 00:15:49,248 So when my mother returns, 368 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,717 tell her that I apologized and that we're best friends. 369 00:15:51,719 --> 00:15:55,004 I'm sorry, Blair. This was fun, but I won't do that 370 00:15:55,006 --> 00:15:56,922 because it's not the truth. 371 00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:58,090 Yes, it is. 372 00:15:58,092 --> 00:15:59,141 No, it's not. 373 00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:00,276 Yes, it is. 374 00:16:00,278 --> 00:16:01,494 No, it's not. 375 00:16:01,496 --> 00:16:02,645 Yes, it is. 376 00:16:02,647 --> 00:16:03,962 No, it's not. 377 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,649 I have been cordial to you for the last... 52 minutes. 378 00:16:06,651 --> 00:16:07,733 Do you have any idea the psychological torture 379 00:16:07,735 --> 00:16:10,102 that I have endured being nice to you? 380 00:16:10,104 --> 00:16:12,571 I should have just skipped ahead to this from the start. 381 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:17,026 It that me as Mrs. Mingott in a fat suit? 382 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,645 That was embarrassing. 383 00:16:19,647 --> 00:16:22,014 Agreed, which is why you don't want this 384 00:16:22,016 --> 00:16:23,482 bouncing around the blogosphere. 385 00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:27,152 No one wants to take fashion advice from her. 386 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,672 Mother! 387 00:16:29,674 --> 00:16:32,658 Ladies, how are we getting along? 388 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,460 Famously. 389 00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:40,049 Blair just tried to blackmail me. 390 00:16:40,051 --> 00:16:43,219 I'm sorry, Eleanor. I tried. 391 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,167 This is all Nelly's fault. 392 00:16:58,169 --> 00:17:00,352 She was clearly lying because she's always been jealous of me. 393 00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,588 The only thing clear 394 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,624 is that Daniel Humphrey was right about you. 395 00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:06,909 You read that dreck? 396 00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:08,527 On the plane. 397 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,530 And his... his central thesis is correct. 398 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,198 You are running my business 399 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,000 like you're still the meanest girl in high school. 400 00:17:15,002 --> 00:17:16,836 I am trying. 401 00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:18,537 Relapse is part of recovery. 402 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:21,891 Please, just give me one more chance. 403 00:17:21,893 --> 00:17:24,744 I'm sorry, Blair. It's over. I can't. 404 00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:27,012 I have no other choice but to demote you 405 00:17:27,014 --> 00:17:30,182 and take back the presidency of Waldorf Designs, 406 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:31,984 effective immediately. 407 00:17:31,986 --> 00:17:33,569 Watch out, B. 408 00:17:33,571 --> 00:17:36,722 They say you're only as good as the company you keep, 409 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:41,724 and right now you're not keeping any. 410 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:47,439 What's going on? 411 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,474 Why are you taking down the paintings for my event? 412 00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:50,909 I think you mean our event. 413 00:17:50,911 --> 00:17:53,278 Since everyone in the art world is coming here tonight 414 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,279 instead of my gallery opening, 415 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,647 I decided to have my opening here. 416 00:17:55,649 --> 00:17:57,982 That's outrageous. I'm gonna talk to Benedict 417 00:17:57,984 --> 00:17:59,951 and have him reinstall my art immediately. 418 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,954 Well, that would be difficult since we own it all now. 419 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,923 Lily, welcome. 420 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:06,658 I see you've met our new event co-sponsors. 421 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,293 I have, 422 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,212 and I'm not thrilled that my carefully curated pieces 423 00:18:11,214 --> 00:18:14,132 are being replaced without even so much as a phone call. 424 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,833 Oh. 425 00:18:15,835 --> 00:18:16,968 Well, I'm sorry. 426 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,553 I never imagined that you'd object 427 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:23,024 to raising more money for such a worthwhile cause. 428 00:18:24,393 --> 00:18:27,729 Lily, Rufus and Ivy have helped A.P.F. 429 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,264 Break fund-raising records. 430 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:31,616 Certainly, sharing your hosting duties 431 00:18:31,618 --> 00:18:33,785 is a... a small price to pay. 432 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,374 Of course, 433 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:40,709 which is why you've inspired me 434 00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:43,027 to make my own additional donation, 435 00:18:43,029 --> 00:18:46,247 which I am sure will break their record. 436 00:19:04,851 --> 00:19:06,851 Hold it right there, Humph-freak! 437 00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:10,772 Do you have any idea what a mess your article has made? 438 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,273 No, but I'm guessing you're gonna tell me 439 00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,575 even if I keep walking. 440 00:19:13,577 --> 00:19:16,695 My mother demoted me, thanks to your disparaging drivel. 441 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,779 Right, and I'm sure it had nothing to do 442 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,464 with your work-related behavior. 443 00:19:19,466 --> 00:19:21,750 Fix this, 444 00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:24,235 or when I'm done with you, you won't even have 445 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:25,903 Georgina Sparks' couch in Brooklyn. 446 00:19:25,905 --> 00:19:27,372 I will fly Vanessa back 447 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,274 from whatever third-world country she's in if I have to. 448 00:19:29,276 --> 00:19:30,458 Do you hear yourself? 449 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,710 You're trying to bully me 450 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,878 into retracting an article about you being a bully. 451 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,747 No. 452 00:19:35,749 --> 00:19:37,215 I'm proving to my mother that I am 453 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,851 the mature, polite, professional woman 454 00:19:39,853 --> 00:19:41,720 who should be running Waldorf Designs. 455 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,439 Blair, you tracked me down with your "Spotted" map 456 00:19:44,441 --> 00:19:46,758 and threatened me with the return of Vanessa. 457 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,060 You are not mature, polite, or professional, 458 00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,446 and even your own mother knows it. 459 00:20:00,406 --> 00:20:02,490 Nelly? 460 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:05,610 Do you think you could meet me at Lily's benefit tonight? 461 00:20:05,612 --> 00:20:08,463 There's something I think you would want to hear. 462 00:20:11,884 --> 00:20:14,419 And you're sure there's nothing? 463 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,888 There's nothing in any of this art. 464 00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:18,173 It could be subtle. 465 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,625 Tape on the backing or rip in the seam. 466 00:20:20,627 --> 00:20:21,676 No, there's nothing. 467 00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,311 And the back of artwork is really boring. 468 00:20:24,898 --> 00:20:26,097 Hold on one second. 469 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,016 Someone's coming. 470 00:20:31,804 --> 00:20:33,071 Nate? What are you doing here? 471 00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:36,441 I am just writing a story on Lily's artwork for "The Spectator." 472 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,309 Oh, for the A.P.F. benefit tonight? 473 00:20:38,311 --> 00:20:40,978 Yeah. Exactly. 474 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,947 What are you up to? 475 00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:45,033 Uh, just rereading an old short story. 476 00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,751 Hey, is everybody a writer these days? 477 00:20:46,753 --> 00:20:48,787 It... no, it's Dan's. 478 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:51,289 Wow. Aren't you getting enough of him in "Vanity Fair"? 479 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,424 It's the one from "The New Yorker." 480 00:20:52,426 --> 00:20:54,926 You know, the story about the first time he saw me at that party. 481 00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:56,628 Do not tell me in some twisted turn of events that 482 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,162 that sex tape made you miss him. 483 00:20:58,164 --> 00:20:59,714 No, it's just... 484 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,165 we spent some time together, 485 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,551 and... I don't know. It... it brought up some old memories. 486 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,053 Serena, you're really vulnerable right now 487 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,439 after Steven broke up with you. 488 00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:10,308 It's too soon to have real feelings for Dan. 489 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,510 But what if those feelings never really went away? 490 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:13,978 That high school kid you fell in love with... 491 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:15,363 that's not who he is anymore, okay? 492 00:21:15,365 --> 00:21:17,732 He almost cost me "The Spectator" to sell his serial. 493 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,034 And he exploited all of us in those chapters. 494 00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:21,352 I know. You're right. 495 00:21:21,354 --> 00:21:23,154 I mean, he has become a selfish egomaniac who will... 496 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:24,656 Serena... 497 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,525 destroy his friends for... for money and attention, 498 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:28,626 for fame and... 499 00:21:28,628 --> 00:21:31,379 Ahem. 500 00:21:37,186 --> 00:21:39,471 I know how much you like chocolate-covered strawberries. 501 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,092 Dan, wait. 502 00:21:48,147 --> 00:21:49,481 Hey, listen, I better get going. 503 00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,432 Wait. What about the auction Serena mentioned? 504 00:21:51,434 --> 00:21:55,520 Look around. Is there anything missing? 505 00:21:58,007 --> 00:22:00,108 That painting of the rainbow woman is gone. 506 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,743 Oh. 507 00:22:01,745 --> 00:22:03,444 My Richard Phillips has arrived. 508 00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:06,998 Lily, are you sure? 509 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,700 You know, it's one of my favorite pieces 510 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:11,402 in my collection, but it is for a good cause. 511 00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,171 And I've already sent Bart an e-mail, 512 00:22:13,173 --> 00:22:14,539 and I know he will agree. 513 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,125 This is incredibly generous. 514 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,461 In fact, we're gonna have a live auction 515 00:22:20,463 --> 00:22:23,014 just for this special piece. 516 00:22:23,933 --> 00:22:28,186 I know she will be the star of the show. 517 00:22:30,856 --> 00:22:34,859 This work of art appears to be a work of Bart. 518 00:22:34,861 --> 00:22:40,632 Let the bidding begin. 519 00:22:44,721 --> 00:22:48,289 This is Spencer Sweeney, Patrick McMullan, 520 00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:49,674 and Fab Five Freddy. 521 00:22:55,399 --> 00:22:56,548 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 522 00:22:56,550 --> 00:23:00,318 and welcome to the Art Production Fund benefit. 523 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,820 First, I'd like to say a special thanks 524 00:23:01,822 --> 00:23:04,806 to Rufus Humphrey and Ivy Dickens 525 00:23:04,808 --> 00:23:07,776 for their tremendous contribution tonight. 526 00:23:11,648 --> 00:23:13,081 Careful, Lily. 527 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:15,366 You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines. 528 00:23:15,368 --> 00:23:18,253 Listen, you vile little interloper, 529 00:23:18,255 --> 00:23:20,955 you and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together 530 00:23:20,957 --> 00:23:22,257 to replace my art, 531 00:23:22,259 --> 00:23:24,375 but the only people that you're making fools of 532 00:23:24,377 --> 00:23:25,593 are yourselves. 533 00:23:25,595 --> 00:23:26,795 But tonight, folks, 534 00:23:26,797 --> 00:23:28,596 the centerpiece of this event 535 00:23:28,598 --> 00:23:31,666 will be a special live auction 536 00:23:31,668 --> 00:23:33,852 of Richard Phillips' "Spectrum"... 537 00:23:35,188 --> 00:23:37,338 courtesy of Lilian Bass' personal collection. 538 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:39,390 Bidding will begin shortly. 539 00:23:39,392 --> 00:23:41,976 As I was saying, you can pretend to be Lola, 540 00:23:41,978 --> 00:23:43,895 you can pretend to be Serena, 541 00:23:43,897 --> 00:23:45,814 but you will never be me. 542 00:23:45,816 --> 00:23:48,900 I don't want to be you. I want to be better. 543 00:23:48,902 --> 00:23:50,335 Rufus already thinks I am. 544 00:23:54,741 --> 00:23:57,792 I always liked that painting. 545 00:24:02,916 --> 00:24:04,415 I'm glad to see you two found each other. 546 00:24:04,417 --> 00:24:06,217 Blair. 547 00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:09,537 Nelly was just telling me you invited her here 548 00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:10,638 to meet with her. 549 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,391 I hope it is to make an official apology. 550 00:24:13,393 --> 00:24:15,042 That I'd love to hear. 551 00:24:15,044 --> 00:24:19,547 I'm not here to apologize to Nelly, mother. 552 00:24:19,549 --> 00:24:21,933 I'm here to apologize to you. 553 00:24:21,935 --> 00:24:23,401 Then what am I doing here? 554 00:24:23,403 --> 00:24:26,721 Shutting up and writing about it so you can publicly restore 555 00:24:26,723 --> 00:24:28,656 Waldorf designs' pristine reputation. 556 00:24:28,658 --> 00:24:31,493 Blair, what is this about? 557 00:24:31,495 --> 00:24:35,062 Undoing all the damage my dark side has done. 558 00:24:35,064 --> 00:24:37,198 I'm a bad seed, mother, 559 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,851 so send me away to the village of the damned. 560 00:24:44,623 --> 00:24:47,759 No one expects miracles, darling. 561 00:24:47,761 --> 00:24:50,512 It's been part of you for 20-something years. 562 00:24:50,514 --> 00:24:52,347 It's not going to go away overnight. 563 00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,799 Just maybe sometime before I die. 564 00:24:56,719 --> 00:24:57,852 Y... you don't understand. 565 00:24:57,854 --> 00:25:00,054 The real Grace Kelly had talent. 566 00:25:00,056 --> 00:25:01,556 You have talent. 567 00:25:01,558 --> 00:25:04,926 Even that goth princess Jenny Humphrey had talent. 568 00:25:04,928 --> 00:25:07,345 But I don't. It's all just pretense. 569 00:25:07,347 --> 00:25:10,732 Well, your record of achievements prove otherwise. 570 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:14,369 Everything I have 571 00:25:14,371 --> 00:25:16,905 was from scheming and lying 572 00:25:16,907 --> 00:25:18,656 and working the angles. 573 00:25:18,658 --> 00:25:20,625 I don't have what it takes. 574 00:25:20,627 --> 00:25:22,544 You are Mozart. 575 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:23,745 I'm Salieri. 576 00:25:23,747 --> 00:25:26,447 No matter how hard I work, I will never be you, 577 00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:28,883 and I think it was just my dark side 578 00:25:28,885 --> 00:25:31,118 trying to hide that. 579 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,837 So... 580 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:34,639 effective immediately, 581 00:25:34,641 --> 00:25:37,475 I resign from Waldorf Designs. 582 00:25:44,768 --> 00:25:46,935 Did you reach anyone from A.P.F.? 583 00:25:46,937 --> 00:25:48,570 I finally got a hold of an assistant, 584 00:25:48,572 --> 00:25:50,638 but she said they're only taking bids in person. 585 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,990 How far away are you? 586 00:25:51,992 --> 00:25:53,241 At least ten blocks. 587 00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:56,494 Is there no way around this, like on the sidewalk? 588 00:26:08,791 --> 00:26:11,593 I like that your artists reflect 589 00:26:11,595 --> 00:26:13,261 the same socially relevant projects 590 00:26:13,263 --> 00:26:15,046 we commission at art production fund. 591 00:26:15,048 --> 00:26:17,799 And I like that you can see the street art influence. 592 00:26:17,801 --> 00:26:19,133 I'm not talking about the '80s but the '40s... 593 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:21,552 Dubuffet, Pollack, Ray Johnson. 594 00:26:21,554 --> 00:26:23,221 Yeah, when artists were the stars of New York 595 00:26:23,223 --> 00:26:24,389 instead of celebutantes. 596 00:26:24,391 --> 00:26:25,556 Yes. 597 00:26:25,558 --> 00:26:27,191 Excuse me. Can I speak to you for a moment? 598 00:26:27,193 --> 00:26:29,027 What can I do for you, Lily? 599 00:26:29,029 --> 00:26:31,145 Are you interested in one of my Pfahler pieces 600 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:32,346 to replace your Phillips? 601 00:26:32,348 --> 00:26:33,815 No, thank you, 602 00:26:33,817 --> 00:26:35,033 and I think you've made your point here, Rufus. 603 00:26:35,035 --> 00:26:37,852 This is a benefit to raise money for a good cause, 604 00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:39,353 and I won't have your little freeloader 605 00:26:39,355 --> 00:26:40,488 making a mockery of it 606 00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:42,040 by bidding on things she can't afford. 607 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,659 Ivy can afford any painting she wants. 608 00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:47,028 And with what money? I know it's not yours. 609 00:26:47,030 --> 00:26:49,797 You're right. 610 00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:51,699 It's Cece's. 611 00:26:54,370 --> 00:26:55,420 Ladies and gentlemen, 612 00:26:55,422 --> 00:26:56,721 if we are ready to begin, 613 00:26:56,723 --> 00:26:58,339 I would like to start the bidding 614 00:26:58,341 --> 00:26:59,707 for the Richard Phillips 615 00:26:59,709 --> 00:27:02,310 at $500,000. 616 00:27:03,713 --> 00:27:05,146 $500,000. 617 00:27:05,148 --> 00:27:06,564 I have $500,000. 618 00:27:06,566 --> 00:27:07,815 Lola gave it back to her 619 00:27:07,817 --> 00:27:09,600 when she found out your mother wanted Ivy to have it. 620 00:27:09,602 --> 00:27:11,569 $500,000. Going once? 621 00:27:11,571 --> 00:27:13,855 $500,000. Do I have $520,000? 622 00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:15,273 $520,000. 623 00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:16,524 She may have been able to con Lola 624 00:27:16,526 --> 00:27:17,775 out of half my mother's estate, 625 00:27:17,777 --> 00:27:20,061 but she'll never get anything of mine. 626 00:27:20,063 --> 00:27:21,162 Do I have $540,000? Going once? 627 00:27:21,164 --> 00:27:22,229 $540,000. 628 00:27:22,231 --> 00:27:23,781 $560,000. 629 00:27:23,783 --> 00:27:24,916 $560,000. Do I have $570,000? 630 00:27:24,918 --> 00:27:26,034 $570,000. 631 00:27:26,036 --> 00:27:27,735 $570,000. $570,000. Do I have $580,000? 632 00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:28,903 $580,000. 633 00:27:28,905 --> 00:27:30,338 $580,000. Do I have $600,000? 634 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,123 $750,000. 635 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:34,459 $750,000. 636 00:27:36,346 --> 00:27:38,412 I know it sounded bad, but you heard it out of context. 637 00:27:38,414 --> 00:27:41,349 In what context can "selfish egomaniac" be positive? 638 00:27:41,351 --> 00:27:43,051 I was telling Nate what a good time I had with you, 639 00:27:43,053 --> 00:27:44,135 but th... 640 00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:45,303 Yeah, I heard the "but" part. 641 00:27:45,305 --> 00:27:46,804 But that it's confusing for me 642 00:27:46,806 --> 00:27:49,640 because I have spent the past few months hating you. 643 00:27:49,642 --> 00:27:50,808 I told you I loved you, 644 00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:52,426 and then you rejected me for my best friend. 645 00:27:52,428 --> 00:27:54,479 You've rejected me for nearly everyone on the Upper East Side. 646 00:27:54,481 --> 00:27:56,080 Can you blame me for having doubts? 647 00:27:56,082 --> 00:27:57,265 You had more than doubts. 648 00:27:57,267 --> 00:27:58,533 You told me you never wanted to see me again. 649 00:27:58,535 --> 00:27:59,984 You mean, after you used me to make a sex tape 650 00:27:59,986 --> 00:28:01,869 to destroy me and your best friend? 651 00:28:01,871 --> 00:28:03,121 I'm not the bad guy here. 652 00:28:03,123 --> 00:28:04,438 You want everyone to believe 653 00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,923 you're poor, sweet Dan Humphrey from Brooklyn, 654 00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:08,793 but you sent that video of Chuck and Blair into "Gossip Girl" 655 00:28:08,795 --> 00:28:11,162 to try to ruin her wedding, and then you pinned it on me. 656 00:28:11,164 --> 00:28:12,947 Yeah, I didn't want Blair to marry the wrong man. 657 00:28:12,949 --> 00:28:14,332 And it's not like you've never used "Gossip Girl" 658 00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:15,717 to further your own agenda. 659 00:28:15,719 --> 00:28:18,052 Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You were Gossip Girl for a second. 660 00:28:18,054 --> 00:28:21,089 Only to restore balance after Georgina's reign of terror... 661 00:28:21,091 --> 00:28:24,158 who... who is now partnering with you to attack and humiliate 662 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,977 everyone that we care about in your exposes? 663 00:28:25,979 --> 00:28:27,145 Which leads us back to your reason 664 00:28:27,147 --> 00:28:28,763 for calling me a selfish egomaniac. 665 00:28:28,765 --> 00:28:29,981 You're right. Now I... now I understand. 666 00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:31,015 Good. I'm glad. 667 00:28:31,017 --> 00:28:32,299 I was being sarcastic, Serena. 668 00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:33,484 So was I. 669 00:28:33,486 --> 00:28:34,635 No, you weren't. 670 00:28:34,637 --> 00:28:35,803 Yes, I was. 671 00:28:35,805 --> 00:28:37,105 Look... look, ob... 672 00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,940 obviously, too much has happened over the past five years. 673 00:28:38,942 --> 00:28:40,675 No matter who we are today, 674 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,310 we can't undo the things we've done in the past, 675 00:28:43,312 --> 00:28:44,328 so it's probably best 676 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:47,915 we just move on without each other. 677 00:28:49,651 --> 00:28:51,836 Which I will do the second we get out of this elevator. 678 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,991 $880,000. I have $880,000. Do I hear $900,000? 679 00:28:56,993 --> 00:28:58,126 $900,000. 680 00:28:58,128 --> 00:28:59,127 $900,000. What do you think you're doing? 681 00:28:59,129 --> 00:29:00,178 $920,000. 682 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,596 I'd ask you the same thing. 683 00:29:01,598 --> 00:29:03,264 Bidding on an item you put up for auction? 684 00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:06,384 I changed my mind when this gypsy trash wanted it. 685 00:29:06,386 --> 00:29:08,886 She will not have anything near and dear to my heart. 686 00:29:08,888 --> 00:29:09,937 $940,000 once? 687 00:29:09,939 --> 00:29:10,972 $940,000. 688 00:29:10,974 --> 00:29:12,473 $960,000. 689 00:29:12,475 --> 00:29:13,775 I assure you I won't let her win if you stop bidding. 690 00:29:13,777 --> 00:29:15,176 And why should I trust you? 691 00:29:15,178 --> 00:29:17,528 I know you teamed up with this charlatan 692 00:29:17,530 --> 00:29:19,180 to cause problems with your father and me. 693 00:29:19,182 --> 00:29:21,232 This painting means more to me than anything. 694 00:29:21,234 --> 00:29:22,283 $980,000. 695 00:29:22,285 --> 00:29:23,534 What do you think you're doing? 696 00:29:23,536 --> 00:29:25,352 We're supposed to be on the same side. 697 00:29:25,354 --> 00:29:27,205 So you are still aligned with her? 698 00:29:27,207 --> 00:29:28,322 I'm on nobody's side but my own. 699 00:29:28,324 --> 00:29:29,523 $1 million, ladies and gentlemen. 700 00:29:31,211 --> 00:29:33,294 $1.1 million. 701 00:29:33,296 --> 00:29:35,379 Do I hear 1.2? 702 00:29:35,381 --> 00:29:37,081 Going once. Going twice. 703 00:29:38,134 --> 00:29:41,135 Sold for $1.1 million 704 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:42,470 to the man in front. 705 00:29:42,472 --> 00:29:43,504 Congratulations. 706 00:29:46,810 --> 00:29:47,975 Revenge is sweet, 707 00:29:47,977 --> 00:29:50,895 especially when you have a sugar mama. 708 00:29:54,382 --> 00:29:55,305 Unfortunately, 709 00:29:55,306 --> 00:29:58,854 not all families appreciate just desserts. 710 00:30:07,902 --> 00:30:11,787 I just wanted to congratulate you and apologize. 711 00:30:11,789 --> 00:30:13,906 I admit that I was out of line 712 00:30:13,908 --> 00:30:15,491 with some of the things that I said earlier. 713 00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:17,660 And you obviously want something now. 714 00:30:17,662 --> 00:30:19,128 Well, I know how important it was for you to prove 715 00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:20,746 that you could best me publicly. 716 00:30:20,748 --> 00:30:22,948 And now that you've achieved what you wanted, 717 00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,251 I would love to buy my painting back. 718 00:30:25,253 --> 00:30:27,720 Well, if you wanted it so much, why'd you put it up for auction? 719 00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:30,656 I had no idea how much it meant to me till it was gone. 720 00:30:30,658 --> 00:30:32,558 And let's face it, Rufus. 721 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,009 Do you really want that hanging in your loft, 722 00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:35,961 reminding you of me? 723 00:30:35,963 --> 00:30:37,596 I don't. 724 00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:39,465 We'll give it to a museum... 725 00:30:39,467 --> 00:30:40,983 one far away from Manhattan 726 00:30:40,985 --> 00:30:42,651 where you won't even be able to visit. 727 00:30:42,653 --> 00:30:45,471 Surely there's a price that will change your mind. 728 00:30:45,473 --> 00:30:46,839 No. 729 00:30:46,841 --> 00:30:50,359 You can't buy us off the way you do everyone else. 730 00:30:50,361 --> 00:30:51,494 We don't want your money. 731 00:30:51,496 --> 00:30:53,079 What is it you want then? 732 00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:55,748 To make you feel the way you've made us feel... 733 00:30:55,750 --> 00:30:58,501 humiliated and powerless 734 00:30:58,503 --> 00:31:00,536 and like you're worth nothing. 735 00:31:00,538 --> 00:31:02,037 So if you'll excuse me, 736 00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:05,324 I'm going to make sure they're packing up our painting. 737 00:31:12,048 --> 00:31:14,633 I'll see you later. 738 00:31:23,276 --> 00:31:25,444 And you remain a kept man. 739 00:31:28,632 --> 00:31:33,219 I never thought I would say this, Lil, 740 00:31:33,221 --> 00:31:36,355 but I think Ivy's right. 741 00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:39,158 You brought this on yourself. 742 00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:47,550 Maybe you should try Vanya again. 743 00:31:47,552 --> 00:31:50,119 It's been, like, 47 seconds since I called. 744 00:31:50,121 --> 00:31:52,004 And unlike last time we were stuck here, 745 00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:54,306 I remembered to use your name. 746 00:31:54,308 --> 00:31:55,724 Oh, if we're recreating that, 747 00:31:55,726 --> 00:31:58,127 you should probably try to crawl out of the ceiling any moment. 748 00:31:59,247 --> 00:32:02,531 I admit that was not one of my better ideas. 749 00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:03,799 Why... why were you so mad about it, then? 750 00:32:03,801 --> 00:32:05,734 Because I didn't want you to get hurt. 751 00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:11,323 I'm sure you want me to hit the floor right now. 752 00:32:11,325 --> 00:32:13,926 Throw me down the elevator shaft. 753 00:32:15,062 --> 00:32:16,595 Or, hell, you know, you could just 754 00:32:16,597 --> 00:32:19,148 trick me into making another sex tape. 755 00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:22,268 It's the people you know best that you can hurt the most. 756 00:32:25,772 --> 00:32:28,424 I'm sorry... 757 00:32:28,426 --> 00:32:32,061 I didn't say anything when you told me you loved me. 758 00:32:34,965 --> 00:32:36,849 It... it was easier to focus on my anger at Blair 759 00:32:36,851 --> 00:32:39,552 than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted 760 00:32:39,554 --> 00:32:40,870 and... 761 00:32:40,872 --> 00:32:42,955 and... and losing it again. 762 00:32:42,957 --> 00:32:44,306 What you always wanted? 763 00:32:49,779 --> 00:32:51,547 You know, I had... 764 00:32:51,549 --> 00:32:54,266 a really great time with you today. 765 00:32:58,905 --> 00:33:01,574 I had to believe that you were terrible 766 00:33:01,576 --> 00:33:03,108 in order to protect myself. 767 00:33:03,110 --> 00:33:07,062 Well, you know, I could actually be terrible if you prefer. 768 00:33:07,064 --> 00:33:09,114 No. No, thank you. I'm good. 769 00:33:09,116 --> 00:33:11,417 I... I much prefer you this way. 770 00:33:13,837 --> 00:33:15,154 Yeah, the feeling's mutual. 771 00:33:21,728 --> 00:33:24,230 I will try Vanya again. 772 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:33,155 Well... 773 00:33:33,157 --> 00:33:35,491 I guess that's my cue. 774 00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:36,926 Or you could come up 775 00:33:36,928 --> 00:33:39,078 and have some chocolate-covered strawberries 776 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,414 before you face the paparazzi. 777 00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:43,832 Yeah. That sounds nice. 778 00:34:00,968 --> 00:34:03,519 If you've come for a follow-up interview, I have no comment. 779 00:34:03,521 --> 00:34:08,023 Actually, I came to say thanks for the exclusive... 780 00:34:08,025 --> 00:34:10,225 and maybe to gloat a little. 781 00:34:10,227 --> 00:34:11,393 How did you know where to find me? 782 00:34:11,395 --> 00:34:12,844 The met steps? 783 00:34:12,846 --> 00:34:16,365 Where else would you go to make yourself feel better? 784 00:34:16,367 --> 00:34:18,067 My mother always said you'd peaked in high school. 785 00:34:18,069 --> 00:34:21,570 You mean when no one else spoke to you besides your mother? 786 00:34:21,572 --> 00:34:25,574 You can make fun of how unpopular I used to be, 787 00:34:25,576 --> 00:34:29,528 but the person no one cares about anymore is you. 788 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:34,883 Then why are you still sitting below me on the steps? 789 00:34:34,885 --> 00:34:37,503 Habit. Like a headband. 790 00:34:39,155 --> 00:34:42,174 Just a remnant from when you were a tastemaker. 791 00:34:44,377 --> 00:34:47,713 And all every girl at constance wanted was to be just like me. 792 00:34:47,715 --> 00:34:51,049 Lucky for all of us, like the eco-clothing trend, 793 00:34:51,051 --> 00:34:53,018 those days are gone. 794 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:55,387 You obviously don't shop in Brooklyn. 795 00:34:55,389 --> 00:34:56,689 But thank you, Nelly. 796 00:34:56,691 --> 00:34:59,074 Your misinformation has been invaluable. 797 00:35:02,162 --> 00:35:05,197 Where are you going? You won't look good in hemp. 798 00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:08,367 But you will, while you eat crow. 799 00:35:08,369 --> 00:35:09,952 I just hope it's not too late. 800 00:35:14,674 --> 00:35:15,841 Thank you so much 801 00:35:15,843 --> 00:35:17,543 for letting us use your painting in the auction. 802 00:35:17,545 --> 00:35:20,245 Um, Todd Diciurcio, 803 00:35:20,247 --> 00:35:21,747 this is Chuck Bass. 804 00:35:21,749 --> 00:35:25,634 It's a beautiful painting. Excuse us. 805 00:35:25,636 --> 00:35:26,852 Great work tonight. 806 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:28,320 No thanks to you. 807 00:35:28,322 --> 00:35:29,755 I thought we were on the same team. 808 00:35:29,757 --> 00:35:32,057 We are, which is why you should sell me that painting. 809 00:35:32,059 --> 00:35:33,559 Lily already tried that. 810 00:35:33,561 --> 00:35:35,694 I hope you turned her down. 811 00:35:35,696 --> 00:35:38,113 That piece is a critical component 812 00:35:38,115 --> 00:35:39,732 of my campaign against Bart. 813 00:35:39,734 --> 00:35:42,835 As you know, if I topple him, Lily won't be far behind. 814 00:35:45,405 --> 00:35:47,990 What's a queen without her king? 815 00:35:47,992 --> 00:35:50,459 I'll sell you the painting... 816 00:35:50,461 --> 00:35:52,327 for double what I paid. 817 00:35:52,329 --> 00:35:53,879 That's a price I'm willing to pay. 818 00:35:55,465 --> 00:35:57,416 All right, I'll have it delivered. 819 00:35:57,418 --> 00:36:00,118 Pleasure doing business with you. 820 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,306 Spotted... Ivy moonlighting as a gallerina. 821 00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:09,308 Better hope this masterpiece isn't a forgery. 822 00:36:13,412 --> 00:36:15,080 Is it weird to say I'm... I'm glad we got in that fight? 823 00:36:15,082 --> 00:36:17,448 No, no. No, not at all. I am, too. 824 00:36:17,450 --> 00:36:19,434 That storage unit I kept packed full of old resentments 825 00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:21,052 was getting pretty full. 826 00:36:22,956 --> 00:36:24,222 You know, I... I feel like I did 827 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:26,474 when I first came back to the city from boarding school, 828 00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:28,927 when all I wanted was a fresh start. 829 00:36:28,929 --> 00:36:31,930 Well, you have one now, at least with me. 830 00:36:35,602 --> 00:36:38,987 I, uh, should probably take off. It's getting pretty late. 831 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:40,522 Oh, did you ever find a place? 832 00:36:40,524 --> 00:36:41,823 Technically, no. But, I mean, I got that check now, so... 833 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:43,258 Mm. 834 00:36:43,260 --> 00:36:45,994 I can afford a hotel room. I don't want to impose too much. 835 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:48,697 No, you're... you're not imposing at all. 836 00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:53,652 Are you sure? I mean, just this morning, 837 00:36:53,654 --> 00:36:55,870 you were saying you thought it might ruin our friendship. 838 00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:59,257 Well, I think if we could get through the last five years, 839 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,294 then we could get through a few more nights. 840 00:37:03,929 --> 00:37:07,382 So... y... you can stay. 841 00:37:09,669 --> 00:37:11,136 Or you don't have to. 842 00:37:11,138 --> 00:37:14,356 You can go, too. 843 00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:16,758 Or you can stay. Whatever you want. 844 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,706 That's what I want. 845 00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:41,499 I made a mistake. 846 00:37:41,501 --> 00:37:44,336 Many. Who hasn't? 847 00:37:44,338 --> 00:37:47,005 You'll have to be more specific, dear. 848 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:50,175 When I quit earlier. 849 00:37:50,177 --> 00:37:52,944 I thought that I was using my dark side 850 00:37:52,946 --> 00:37:54,879 to hide the fact that I have no talent. 851 00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:57,432 I wasn't the one who said you didn't have talent, Blair. 852 00:37:57,434 --> 00:38:01,152 No, but you told me to squash my dark side, 853 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,388 which is my talent. It's my inspiration. 854 00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:05,874 You can't blackmail your way through business. 855 00:38:05,876 --> 00:38:09,027 Well, I agree, but... 856 00:38:09,029 --> 00:38:11,562 I'm not talking about my management style, 857 00:38:11,564 --> 00:38:14,666 which I admit needs help to stay on the straight and narrow. 858 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:15,950 I'm talking about my designs. 859 00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:17,535 Oh, where is this coming from? 860 00:38:17,537 --> 00:38:19,254 High school. 861 00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,039 My Grace Kelly did have talent. 862 00:38:21,041 --> 00:38:23,591 She got me straight A's and the perfect boyfriend. 863 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,677 But it was my Grace Jones 864 00:38:25,679 --> 00:38:27,962 that had everyone wanting to dress like me, 865 00:38:27,964 --> 00:38:29,314 not because they admired my hard work 866 00:38:29,316 --> 00:38:33,034 but because they were fascinated by my ferocity. 867 00:38:34,620 --> 00:38:37,772 You did instill fear in the hearts of many. 868 00:38:39,241 --> 00:38:43,311 I need to stop trying to be you and use my power 869 00:38:43,313 --> 00:38:46,398 to form the fashionistas of the future... 870 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,366 With a line for high school girls, 871 00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:50,318 inspired by my Constance uniform. 872 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,471 I'm not sure people want to wear uniforms 873 00:38:53,473 --> 00:38:55,573 if they're not in school. 874 00:38:55,575 --> 00:38:57,492 These won't be the uniforms they have to wear. 875 00:38:57,494 --> 00:38:59,277 They'll be the uniforms they beg to wear... 876 00:38:59,279 --> 00:39:01,946 ones they see on the girls they want to be. 877 00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:03,364 They own this town. 878 00:39:05,034 --> 00:39:06,367 Uniforms? 879 00:39:06,369 --> 00:39:09,120 Well, they do represent power and authority 880 00:39:09,122 --> 00:39:10,972 and instill a sense of belonging. 881 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,124 And the girls I dress won't follow trends. 882 00:39:13,126 --> 00:39:15,393 They will set them, 883 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:17,312 just like I did. 884 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:20,732 You always were very influential. 885 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:23,101 Please. 886 00:39:23,103 --> 00:39:26,304 Give me one more chance to prove it. 887 00:39:30,677 --> 00:39:32,277 So what do you expect to find? 888 00:39:32,279 --> 00:39:34,913 The financial records of Bart's oil deal. 889 00:39:34,915 --> 00:39:37,532 Which, when I finally hand over to the FBI, 890 00:39:37,534 --> 00:39:39,417 will ensure he spends the rest of his days 891 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:43,671 playing pinochle with Bernie Madoff. 892 00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:46,624 Thank you. 893 00:39:53,382 --> 00:39:54,766 Well, I guess it's not time 894 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,268 to break out the handcuffs just yet. 895 00:39:57,270 --> 00:39:58,937 Where the hell is that envelope? 896 00:39:58,939 --> 00:40:00,939 Maybe "Traffic" meant something else 897 00:40:00,941 --> 00:40:03,024 or we got the wrong painting. 898 00:40:03,026 --> 00:40:06,394 No. No. Lily was too determined to get this one. 899 00:40:06,396 --> 00:40:08,679 And the Phillips in my bedroom has a backing on it. 900 00:40:08,681 --> 00:40:10,815 Then someone took it off. 901 00:40:10,817 --> 00:40:12,317 Then they've got the evidence! 902 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:19,324 Remember that silver bullet we were looking for? 903 00:40:19,326 --> 00:40:20,909 I found it. 904 00:40:22,662 --> 00:40:25,079 You know, I really think it's time for you to come back. 905 00:40:25,081 --> 00:40:26,998 The sooner, the better. 906 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,667 I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this. 907 00:40:30,754 --> 00:40:32,537 I gotta go. 908 00:40:33,673 --> 00:40:36,140 One pepperoni pizza, extra cheese to go 909 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:40,345 with a bottle of Dom Perignon... 910 00:40:40,347 --> 00:40:42,397 an unexpected yet brilliant combination, 911 00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,815 just like us. 912 00:40:43,817 --> 00:40:44,899 The Beatles sang, 913 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:49,103 "Living is easy with eyes closed." 914 00:40:49,105 --> 00:40:51,556 Bart, I am so sorry. I had no idea 915 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:54,359 that's where you hid the records of your oil deals. 916 00:40:54,361 --> 00:40:56,060 But even with our eyes open, 917 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,580 we all still have blind spots. 918 00:41:13,964 --> 00:41:17,799 Or maybe we're just looking in the wrong place. 919 00:41:17,801 --> 00:41:21,302 So this will be aimed at the 12-to-25 set. 920 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:23,104 Marc Jacobs has "Marc by"... 921 00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:24,255 Mm-hmm. 922 00:41:24,257 --> 00:41:27,091 And Waldorf Designs will have "B." 923 00:41:27,093 --> 00:41:28,443 Oh, I just love that. 924 00:41:28,445 --> 00:41:29,427 Yeah! 925 00:41:29,429 --> 00:41:33,147 But when we finally do see the light, 926 00:41:33,149 --> 00:41:36,234 it's strawberry fields forever. 927 00:41:42,826 --> 00:41:44,275 Wait a second. 928 00:41:44,277 --> 00:41:45,410 Are you sure? 929 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,999 X. O.X.O., Gossip Girl.