1 00:00:00,282 --> 00:00:01,727 Gossip Girl here... 2 00:00:01,728 --> 00:00:03,003 Your one and only source 3 00:00:03,021 --> 00:00:05,850 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite. 4 00:00:06,061 --> 00:00:08,321 I made a deal to sell some oil from the Sudan. 5 00:00:08,352 --> 00:00:10,769 There was an embargo in place, which made it illegal. 6 00:00:10,642 --> 00:00:11,642 Was anyone hurt? 7 00:00:11,644 --> 00:00:12,842 No. 8 00:00:12,844 --> 00:00:14,378 She said Bart walked in with an envelope. 9 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:16,513 And he's not about to show you what's in the envelope. 10 00:00:16,515 --> 00:00:19,700 He won't, but someone else might... Bruce Caplan. 11 00:00:19,702 --> 00:00:21,184 The Bass business manager? 12 00:00:21,186 --> 00:00:24,154 I'm not gonna let you threaten our family ever again. 13 00:00:24,156 --> 00:00:25,622 Don't! 14 00:00:25,624 --> 00:00:28,742 You are indebted to me, and I'm here to collect. 15 00:00:28,744 --> 00:00:30,911 Chuck, it was all my fault. He cornered me. 16 00:00:30,913 --> 00:00:32,362 My father? 17 00:00:32,364 --> 00:00:35,382 Are you sure that I'm the one person you wanna be with? 18 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,884 You have always been the one. 19 00:00:37,886 --> 00:00:39,169 Humphrey, where the hell have you been? 20 00:00:39,171 --> 00:00:41,037 I'm writing the Serena chapter. 21 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:44,541 Well, even if we can't put Bart behind bars, 22 00:00:44,543 --> 00:00:46,059 we'll still be together. 23 00:00:46,061 --> 00:00:47,894 We made a pact. 24 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:50,564 We can't be together. 25 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,068 And who am I? 26 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:58,438 That's a secret I'll never tell. 27 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,407 You know you love me. 28 00:01:00,409 --> 00:01:02,659 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 29 00:01:04,446 --> 00:01:06,697 Gobble, gobble, Upper East Siders. 30 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:11,418 That's right. It's Thanksgiving again. 31 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:14,204 And I hope you all brought your appetites, 32 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:15,839 because today's the one day a year 33 00:01:15,841 --> 00:01:17,624 you're supposed to count your blessings... 34 00:01:17,626 --> 00:01:19,426 I love the parade. 35 00:01:19,428 --> 00:01:20,544 And not your calories. 36 00:01:38,897 --> 00:01:41,648 I don't care whether you're sick to your stomach... 37 00:01:48,874 --> 00:01:50,240 or simply on a liquid diet. 38 00:01:59,951 --> 00:02:01,451 This turkey day, 39 00:02:01,453 --> 00:02:05,388 I'm going to make sure everyone eats their hearts out. 40 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:11,127 Dorota, did you remember my noise-canceling headphones 41 00:02:11,129 --> 00:02:12,462 and my Bottega eye mask? 42 00:02:12,464 --> 00:02:14,731 Flying alone on the holidays is like Chatroulette. 43 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:16,266 So why go to Paris? 44 00:02:16,268 --> 00:02:18,968 We both know today is most favorite day of year. 45 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,187 Ah, yes, it is true. 46 00:02:20,189 --> 00:02:21,988 Thanksgiving does hold a special place in my heart... 47 00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:23,890 and stomach... but I guess this year 48 00:02:23,892 --> 00:02:26,159 a pumpkin macaroon will just have to do. 49 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:29,646 But every Thanksgiving, you try to visit Miss Eleanor. 50 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:32,032 And this year, I'm actually going to make it. 51 00:02:32,034 --> 00:02:34,835 Besides, we both know that if I stay in town, 52 00:02:34,837 --> 00:02:36,503 I'll just be meddling in other people's affairs, 53 00:02:36,505 --> 00:02:39,122 and I promised myself I would not do that this year. 54 00:02:39,124 --> 00:02:42,926 Still no word from Mr. Chuck since Pop-Up show? 55 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:45,045 No, and I'm not going to call him either. 56 00:02:45,047 --> 00:02:46,763 Chuck only goes darker when I push him, 57 00:02:46,765 --> 00:02:49,099 so I'm gonna give him all the time and space he needs. 58 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,684 He'll snap out of his funk eventually. 59 00:02:50,686 --> 00:02:55,021 And you okay leaving Miss Serena alone with Mr. Lonely Boy? 60 00:02:55,023 --> 00:02:57,974 Well, I don't want her back with that backstabbing brooklynite, 61 00:02:57,976 --> 00:03:00,126 but now that we're best friends again, 62 00:03:00,128 --> 00:03:01,778 I have to just hold my tongue 63 00:03:01,780 --> 00:03:04,614 and let this ridiculous relationship run its course. 64 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:05,782 Like stomach flu. 65 00:03:05,784 --> 00:03:07,183 Yes, and until then, 66 00:03:07,185 --> 00:03:08,401 I will just play the supportive friend, 67 00:03:08,403 --> 00:03:09,853 which we both know 68 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:12,289 I'm much better at from the other side of the Atlantic. 69 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:14,374 Now vite, vite. 70 00:03:16,327 --> 00:03:19,362 Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows and pecans! Yum! 71 00:03:19,364 --> 00:03:21,798 How that's a side dish and not a dessert, I will never know. 72 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,801 Serena, you have to see this new hotel in Turks and Caicos. 73 00:03:24,803 --> 00:03:27,671 Bart and I are gonna practically be sleeping on the beach tonight. 74 00:03:27,673 --> 00:03:29,205 You're not gonna be here for Thanksgiving? 75 00:03:29,207 --> 00:03:31,508 Well, after everything we went through with Charles' vendetta, 76 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:34,227 Bart thought we could use a little R&R on Malcolm Beach. 77 00:03:34,229 --> 00:03:36,229 Oh! 78 00:03:36,231 --> 00:03:37,380 Now I just need to find out 79 00:03:37,382 --> 00:03:39,215 where Laryssa stored my Missonis for the winter. 80 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:40,400 Try Eric's closet. 81 00:03:40,402 --> 00:03:42,886 Mm. 82 00:03:42,888 --> 00:03:45,422 You know, this might actually be a good thing. 83 00:03:45,424 --> 00:03:46,907 It'll just be the two of us. 84 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,742 Or maybe we can invite everyone? 85 00:03:48,744 --> 00:03:50,360 We can invite Rufus, 86 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:51,578 and since Bart's not here, we can invite Chuck 87 00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:53,330 and then Nate and then Blair. 88 00:03:53,332 --> 00:03:54,614 I don't know. 89 00:03:54,616 --> 00:03:55,916 I mean, it's our first Thanksgiving back together, 90 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:57,701 and... and given our track record with Thanksgivings, 91 00:03:57,703 --> 00:03:58,835 it might be kinda risky. 92 00:03:58,837 --> 00:04:02,422 Divorces have been filed, affairs revealed. 93 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:05,241 Yes, but that was our parents, not us. 94 00:04:05,243 --> 00:04:07,878 Come on. They're not even gonna be here. 95 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:12,248 Okay. I mean, if it's what you really want, I'm in. 96 00:04:12,310 --> 00:04:13,827 Thank you. 97 00:04:13,829 --> 00:04:16,830 All right, so I'll go invite my dad 98 00:04:16,832 --> 00:04:19,950 and grab the world-famous Humphrey stuffing recipe. 99 00:04:19,952 --> 00:04:21,150 Okay, well, I'll stop by Blair's, 100 00:04:21,152 --> 00:04:22,752 and then I'll go to the market 101 00:04:22,754 --> 00:04:24,087 and try to upgrade for a bigger bird. 102 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,205 Okay. Back here in a couple hours? 103 00:04:25,207 --> 00:04:26,506 Perfect. 104 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:31,594 Where's Monkey? 105 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:34,347 I found his crying at my door comforting. 106 00:04:34,349 --> 00:04:36,549 I had Ivan from housekeeping take him for a walk. 107 00:04:36,551 --> 00:04:38,601 Why? Because you were too busy 108 00:04:38,603 --> 00:04:41,271 reading up on new ways to betray your best friend? 109 00:04:41,273 --> 00:04:43,606 Chuck, you know how sorry I am. 110 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:45,225 Bart's threatening to send me to prison 111 00:04:45,227 --> 00:04:47,343 for cooking "The Spectator's" books. 112 00:04:47,345 --> 00:04:49,112 And I don't want to hurt you again, 113 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:51,131 so I've been going over these documents, just... 114 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,699 trying to figure a way out of this whole mess. 115 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:53,800 Good luck with that. 116 00:04:53,802 --> 00:04:57,270 Bart Bass is a grand master of manipulation. 117 00:04:57,272 --> 00:04:59,372 He has ruined me. 118 00:04:59,374 --> 00:05:01,274 You'll be child's play. 119 00:05:01,276 --> 00:05:05,028 My advice is to lie back and think of england. 120 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:06,579 Yeah, thanks for the help. 121 00:05:10,334 --> 00:05:12,669 If I could defeat my father, 122 00:05:12,671 --> 00:05:15,305 do you think I'd be here drinking alone, 123 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:18,174 unable to be with the woman I love? 124 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:20,643 Maybe you should do some research 125 00:05:20,645 --> 00:05:24,314 into finding yourself a hot tub time machine 126 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:29,486 so you can go back and undo your creative accounting. 127 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:41,031 Serena. 128 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:42,231 I'm so glad you're still here. 129 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:43,900 So my Thanksgiving plans changed. 130 00:05:43,902 --> 00:05:46,169 Ohh. Let me guess. 131 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,838 Humphrey left you high and dry. Well, not to worry. 132 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:51,424 I still have a free first class companion ticket to Paris 133 00:05:51,426 --> 00:05:53,259 for anyone other than Dorota. 134 00:05:53,261 --> 00:05:54,878 Hmm. 135 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,962 What? It is not my fault 136 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:58,114 that Vanya took the kids to Minsk. 137 00:05:58,116 --> 00:05:59,666 No, Dan and I are great. 138 00:05:59,668 --> 00:06:01,468 Actually, we decided to host Thanksgiving together, 139 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:02,852 and I need you there. 140 00:06:02,854 --> 00:06:05,405 Miss Blair, Miss Eleanor is expecting you. 141 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,608 You made promise to her and to self. 142 00:06:08,610 --> 00:06:10,259 Please, Blair, 143 00:06:10,261 --> 00:06:12,479 we really wanna spend Thanksgiving with you, 144 00:06:12,481 --> 00:06:15,031 and I'm not gonna take no for answer. 145 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:18,201 Okay. If that's what you really want, 146 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,619 then I, as your friend, 147 00:06:19,621 --> 00:06:22,939 will be there to make sure things run the way they should. 148 00:06:22,941 --> 00:06:24,457 Yay! 149 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:26,326 Okay, well, I already texted Nate. 150 00:06:26,328 --> 00:06:27,544 Can you let Chuck know for me? 151 00:06:27,546 --> 00:06:29,629 Miss Blair giving Mr. Chuck space. 152 00:06:29,631 --> 00:06:33,216 Well, now that Paris is canceled, everything is changed. 153 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,300 Amazing. 154 00:06:34,302 --> 00:06:36,052 Okay, I'm gonna go to Pellegrini's, 155 00:06:36,054 --> 00:06:37,554 and I'll see you soon. 156 00:06:40,092 --> 00:06:42,258 What happened to no meddling this year?! 157 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:43,610 Did you hear her? 158 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,229 She is getting domestic with that wool-haired whiner. 159 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:49,232 Four major holidays stand between Thanksgiving 160 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,817 and Serena being a June bride. 161 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:52,769 Measures must be taken... drastic measures. 162 00:06:56,825 --> 00:06:58,307 Good to see you. 163 00:06:59,444 --> 00:07:01,411 What do you want, Blair? 164 00:07:01,413 --> 00:07:03,479 Oh, nothing. Just to help those less fortunate, 165 00:07:03,481 --> 00:07:05,481 like I do everything Thanksgiving. 166 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:08,168 Unless, of course, you're no longer interested in Nate. 167 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,502 I am, but I'm not moronic enough 168 00:07:09,504 --> 00:07:11,404 to trust you to help me get him. 169 00:07:11,406 --> 00:07:12,672 Aw, that's too bad 170 00:07:12,674 --> 00:07:15,008 because I think Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving 171 00:07:15,010 --> 00:07:17,994 would be the perfect opportunity for you to reconnect. 172 00:07:17,996 --> 00:07:19,629 Serena would never invite me. 173 00:07:19,631 --> 00:07:21,764 She's not exactly thankful I screened her sex tape 174 00:07:21,766 --> 00:07:23,499 for all of New York society. 175 00:07:23,501 --> 00:07:25,018 Well, you make a point, 176 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:28,521 but Nate will never forgive you unless you undo the damage 177 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:29,772 between S. And your father. 178 00:07:29,774 --> 00:07:31,107 Except that I don't want them together. 179 00:07:31,109 --> 00:07:32,442 Well, you said yourself 180 00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:34,093 that he's miserable without her. 181 00:07:34,095 --> 00:07:36,980 And besides, she's Serena Van Der Woodsen. 182 00:07:36,982 --> 00:07:38,448 He's a man. 183 00:07:38,450 --> 00:07:40,183 He's probably gonna go back to her anyway. 184 00:07:40,185 --> 00:07:41,701 So this just at least gives you the chance 185 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:43,570 to date Nate Archibald. 186 00:07:44,622 --> 00:07:46,739 Fine. 187 00:07:46,741 --> 00:07:48,341 Tell me what to do. 188 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:52,028 Further instructions will come forth from my avatar... Dorota. 189 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:53,529 Shoo. Go. 190 00:07:53,531 --> 00:07:57,250 That's good. Go ahead. 191 00:07:59,170 --> 00:08:00,887 Georgina. 192 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:02,088 How's Philip? 193 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,973 Quit the small talk, Humphrey. Give me the pages. 194 00:08:03,975 --> 00:08:05,425 Oh, that's gonna be tough since I already messengered 195 00:08:05,427 --> 00:08:08,377 the only hard copy to Graydon's assistant at home. 196 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:09,596 What? 197 00:08:09,598 --> 00:08:11,397 No one wants to read your vomit draft. 198 00:08:11,399 --> 00:08:13,883 Why didn't you let me give you my notes first? 199 00:08:13,885 --> 00:08:15,235 Because you're not my editor. 200 00:08:15,237 --> 00:08:18,321 I am your everything. 201 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,074 Don't you think I know exactly what's going on here? 202 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:24,444 You started this chapter over the summer, skewering Serena, 203 00:08:24,446 --> 00:08:25,662 and then you moved in with her 204 00:08:25,664 --> 00:08:27,280 and you decided to write a sniveling Valentine 205 00:08:27,282 --> 00:08:29,165 in hopes she would fall madly in love with you. 206 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:32,285 From the beginning, my goal with this book was to tell the truth, 207 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:33,903 and I haven't strayed from that. So I'm sorry if you're upset, 208 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:35,038 but you're just gonna have to wait 209 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:37,006 for the chapter to go online tonight. 210 00:08:43,797 --> 00:08:47,133 Philip, get me the home address of Graydon Carter's assistant. 211 00:08:50,587 --> 00:08:52,255 Hey. I was just thinking about you. 212 00:08:52,257 --> 00:08:54,107 You were? Well, I'm still grocery shopping. 213 00:08:54,109 --> 00:08:56,425 I think I may have overdone it a little. 214 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:57,610 Who doesn't love leftovers? 215 00:08:57,612 --> 00:08:58,928 I'm guessing that means everybody's in. 216 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:00,096 Yeah, they are. 217 00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:03,483 Oh, my God! Serena! 218 00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:07,270 Hey! Um, let me call you back. 219 00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:09,672 Serena. Hi. 220 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,124 Hi. 221 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:13,710 Seeing you is the first thing I've been thankful for in weeks. 222 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,746 I owe you an apology. 223 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:22,218 Chuck. Chuck, wake up. 224 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:24,453 Seriously, Chuck, wake up. 225 00:09:24,455 --> 00:09:25,555 Bruce Caplan is dead. 226 00:09:25,557 --> 00:09:27,824 The guy was a two-bit crook. Who cares? 227 00:09:27,826 --> 00:09:30,226 You should. I just got off the phone with his secretary. 228 00:09:30,228 --> 00:09:33,796 Apparently, Bruce died only a few days after our last meeting. 229 00:09:33,798 --> 00:09:36,182 He fell off the Bass Enterprises yacht. 230 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,534 Is there a point to this sob story? 231 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,853 Your father probably figured out that it was Bruce 232 00:09:40,855 --> 00:09:42,739 who tipped us off to the microfilm in the painting. 233 00:09:42,741 --> 00:09:45,808 Do you honestly think that Bart had nothing to do with his death? 234 00:09:47,812 --> 00:09:49,612 Even if he did, 235 00:09:49,614 --> 00:09:52,665 I promise you he covered his tracks 236 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:57,170 or destroyed the evidence or had Lily do it for him. 237 00:09:57,172 --> 00:09:58,671 Now get out of my room. 238 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:03,960 Seems like Bass is basking in his misery. 239 00:10:03,962 --> 00:10:05,511 Looks like I'm not the only one 240 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:09,182 who goes into hiding on Thanksgiving. 241 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:10,300 Ahem. 242 00:10:10,302 --> 00:10:13,386 Um... step aside. 243 00:10:14,338 --> 00:10:17,857 Are you deaf? I said move it, Buster! 244 00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:18,975 I'm sorry, Ms. Waldorf, 245 00:10:18,977 --> 00:10:21,444 but Mr. Bass gave us specific instructions. 246 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,696 You're no longer welcome at The Empire. 247 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:25,481 And this year's best dish 248 00:10:25,483 --> 00:10:29,483 is going to be served by yours truly. 249 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:38,716 So how's life been treating you since I treated you so badly? 250 00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:41,535 Better than I thought, honestly. What about you? 251 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,871 Um, I'm good. I just got back from Uganda. 252 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:46,391 We're supplying vitamins to all the hospitals there and, um... 253 00:10:46,393 --> 00:10:47,725 He's been terrible. 254 00:10:47,727 --> 00:10:51,846 Okay. That's embarrassing, but maybe a... a little true. 255 00:10:51,848 --> 00:10:54,548 I'm sorry. We all know I have a knack for humiliating people. 256 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:58,236 Uh, excuse me. Van Der Woodsen. 257 00:10:58,238 --> 00:10:59,553 Spence. 258 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,522 I'm... I'm really sorry about Cotillion, too. 259 00:11:01,524 --> 00:11:03,658 I kind of freaked out when I thought my dad loved you 260 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:06,944 more than he loved me, but I realize now he loved us both. 261 00:11:08,365 --> 00:11:10,832 And this just keeps getting more uncomfortable by the minute. 262 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,567 Yeah, I think that night was weird for all of us, 263 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:14,919 but I'm glad that we have the holidays 264 00:11:14,921 --> 00:11:16,120 to have a fresh start. 265 00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:17,288 Ah. 266 00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:18,589 Thank you. 267 00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:20,925 Wow. Looks like you got the last one. 268 00:11:20,927 --> 00:11:22,043 Thanks. 269 00:11:22,045 --> 00:11:23,378 Wow. Are we really so pathetic 270 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:25,013 that we're having a chicken on Thanksgiving? 271 00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,564 We were supposed to be in Amsterdam, 272 00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:29,634 but someone didn't finish her college applications. 273 00:11:29,636 --> 00:11:32,704 I know, but doesn't that look so delicious? 274 00:11:32,706 --> 00:11:36,224 It's a raw turkey. It looks disgusting, actually. 275 00:11:40,646 --> 00:11:42,430 Um, but you know what? 276 00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:46,567 Nobody should spend Thanksgiving eating chicken alone. 277 00:11:46,569 --> 00:11:48,036 So... so why don't you two join us for dinner? 278 00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:50,538 I mean, I... I think we can spare some turkey. 279 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,441 And... and the Van Der Woodsens do have a long history 280 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:56,661 of inviting bump-ins. 281 00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:03,784 What the hell took you so long? 282 00:12:03,786 --> 00:12:05,586 And good morning to you, too, Blair. 283 00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:07,839 Chuck banned me from The Empire? 284 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:08,973 I mean, he's banished me before, 285 00:12:08,975 --> 00:12:10,508 but that was when we were on a sex fast. 286 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:12,510 What do you want me to say? Chuck has hit bottom. 287 00:12:12,512 --> 00:12:15,229 All he does now is drink in bed and argue with Monkey. 288 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:17,732 Well, I had no idea it was that bad. 289 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:20,101 Yeah, it's bad. He's even giving up on defeating Bart. 290 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:23,321 Well, that can't happen. We can't let Bart win. 291 00:12:23,323 --> 00:12:24,939 We have to reinspire him. 292 00:12:24,941 --> 00:12:26,224 What do you think I've been trying to do? 293 00:12:26,226 --> 00:12:27,575 Chuck didn't even care when I told him 294 00:12:27,577 --> 00:12:29,277 that Bruce Caplan mysteriously drowned. 295 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:30,445 His dentist? 296 00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:31,812 No, that's Brad Caplan. 297 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:33,331 Bruce is the Bass business manager 298 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,649 who apparently fell off Bart's yacht. 299 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,919 It's not a coincidence that one of the only people who knew 300 00:12:37,921 --> 00:12:41,089 about Bart's illegal oil trading died in a freak accident. 301 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:44,425 Especially since Sheikh Hassan, the man who sold Bart the oil, 302 00:12:44,427 --> 00:12:45,877 died in an accident, too. 303 00:12:45,879 --> 00:12:47,512 I mean, maybe if we can connect the two, 304 00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,263 we can take that to the authorities. 305 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:53,351 Or at least get Lily to see who Bart really is. 306 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:56,304 I have an idea. 307 00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:58,672 Al I need is a wampum pouch, a push-up bra, 308 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:01,109 and all of Bart's computer passwords. 309 00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:09,200 Dan! Happy Thanksgiving. 310 00:13:09,202 --> 00:13:10,651 You, too. 311 00:13:10,653 --> 00:13:12,320 Dusting off the old 6-string. I like it. 312 00:13:12,322 --> 00:13:13,454 Hey. 313 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:15,039 As a matter of fact, I'm on my way out 314 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:17,992 to a benefit concert Lisa's throwing at the Bandshell. 315 00:13:17,994 --> 00:13:21,129 You should come with. It's a hormone-free potluck. 316 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:22,380 That sounds tempting, 317 00:13:22,382 --> 00:13:24,198 but I'm here to invite you to a Lily-free dinner 318 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,751 that Serena and I are hosting at the Van Der Woodsens'. 319 00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:30,087 Jenny told me you two were back together last time we skyped. 320 00:13:30,089 --> 00:13:32,540 You can say it. I know. I know you disapprove. 321 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,725 I guess I'm just surprised you haven't learned by now. 322 00:13:34,727 --> 00:13:37,478 Uh, learned... learned what? 323 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,647 That we Humphrey men don't stand a real chance 324 00:13:39,649 --> 00:13:42,433 when it comes to Van Der Woodsen women. 325 00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:43,568 Is this the speech where you tell me 326 00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:44,936 that we're from different worlds? 327 00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:47,438 Because, you know, I... I did... I wrote the book. 328 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:48,606 Two, actually. 329 00:13:48,608 --> 00:13:50,891 Women like Lily and Serena 330 00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:52,994 are never gonna respect guys like us. 331 00:13:52,996 --> 00:13:55,196 All the love songs I wrote Lily made no difference. 332 00:13:55,198 --> 00:13:56,814 Poetry isn't what she wants. 333 00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:59,000 No matter how much we love Lily and Serena, 334 00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:01,586 they're always gonna choose guys like Bart Bass. 335 00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:05,239 So maybe the trick is to become Bart Bass. 336 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:07,258 Yeah, but neither of us could ever do that. 337 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:09,093 And that's a good thing. 338 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,845 Bart's cold and calculating. 339 00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,213 A reptile. 340 00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:14,348 Yeah, well, that snake is spending Thanksgiving with Lily, 341 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:15,683 and you're not. 342 00:14:17,219 --> 00:14:18,553 I should go. 343 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,121 Daphne, right? 344 00:14:37,123 --> 00:14:39,490 Graydon's assistant at "Vanity Fair"? 345 00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:41,993 Georgina Sparks. We've spoken on the phone ad nauseam. 346 00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:44,245 I just got off the phone with Dan Humphrey. 347 00:14:44,247 --> 00:14:45,913 I'm done working on Thanksgiving. 348 00:14:45,915 --> 00:14:47,081 Daphne, 349 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:49,800 I, of all people, understand the challenge 350 00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,836 facing a young mother in the big city. 351 00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:55,289 I, too, have a little rug rat, 352 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,292 and it is a constant struggle to balance family and career. 353 00:14:58,294 --> 00:15:00,528 So, please, mother to mother, 354 00:15:00,530 --> 00:15:02,730 I need to see a copy of Dan's Serena chapter. 355 00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:04,148 You know that I'm not allowed to give out copies 356 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,399 of writer's submissions. 357 00:15:05,401 --> 00:15:06,651 Now if you don't mind... 358 00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:09,770 Oh. But I do... mind. 359 00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:11,155 Why don't you make it 360 00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:14,692 easy on yourself and your little bed-wetter 361 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,244 and just give me a sneak peek? 362 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:19,664 No. Ask Dan if you wanna read his Serena chapters. 363 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,916 Chapters? There's more than one? 364 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:26,287 I thought we were done, but he just sent me something else. 365 00:15:40,352 --> 00:15:42,887 Did somebody order a Thanksgiving spread? 366 00:15:42,889 --> 00:15:47,191 You just cost my dim-witted doorman his holiday bonus. 367 00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:50,811 Ohh. Don't blame him. I said you called for a stripper, 368 00:15:50,813 --> 00:15:53,698 and obviously I'm a convincing one. 369 00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,982 I've come to kidnap you 370 00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:57,835 and bring you to Serena and Dan's Thanksgiving. 371 00:15:57,837 --> 00:15:59,153 I'm not going anywhere, 372 00:15:59,155 --> 00:16:01,188 but you are, unless you want me to call security. 373 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:03,023 Don't be a Grumpy Gus. 374 00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:04,709 Bart and Lily won't be there. 375 00:16:04,711 --> 00:16:06,694 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. 376 00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:08,829 What part of our last conversation 377 00:16:08,831 --> 00:16:10,281 did you not understand? 378 00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:12,633 As long as I can't defeat my father, 379 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:15,386 we can never be together. 380 00:16:15,388 --> 00:16:17,805 Well... 381 00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:21,309 just because we can't live happily ever after 382 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,762 doesn't mean that we can't have a little fun once in a while. 383 00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:27,014 We made a pact. 384 00:16:27,016 --> 00:16:29,150 Need I remind you what that means? 385 00:16:29,152 --> 00:16:31,235 But it's too long since Monaco. 386 00:16:31,237 --> 00:16:33,487 Pocahontas needs her John Smith. 387 00:16:33,489 --> 00:16:34,905 I always thought of myself 388 00:16:34,907 --> 00:16:37,825 as more of a John Rolfe kind of man. 389 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,745 That's my Chuck. You can play both... 390 00:16:40,747 --> 00:16:42,563 after dinner. 391 00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:44,665 And you're sure Lily and Bart are gone? 392 00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,083 They are, and now... 393 00:16:46,085 --> 00:16:47,702 so is my appetite. 394 00:16:47,704 --> 00:16:49,720 When was the last time you showered? 395 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:51,205 Only if you join me. 396 00:16:51,207 --> 00:16:53,424 Mnh-mnh. 397 00:16:53,426 --> 00:16:55,576 Something smells divine. 398 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:58,429 Oh, that would be Dorota's candied yams. 399 00:16:58,431 --> 00:16:59,747 Uh... 400 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,182 aren't you two supposed to be on a white sand beach 401 00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,633 where no one pays capital gains tax? 402 00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:04,618 Tropical storm. Our flight was delayed. 403 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:07,304 So it looks like we'll be staying for dinner after all, 404 00:17:07,306 --> 00:17:08,689 if we're not imposing. 405 00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:11,925 Uh, no. No, not at all. I mean, we have plenty of food. 406 00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,361 We'll just... 407 00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,529 we're gonna need to change up the seating arrangements. 408 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:16,781 Mom, you're here. 409 00:17:16,783 --> 00:17:18,149 Well, we got rained out. 410 00:17:18,151 --> 00:17:21,035 Darling, you went grocery shopping. I'm so proud. 411 00:17:21,037 --> 00:17:23,270 Looks like we're gonna need to set two more places. 412 00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:25,489 Um, actually, make that four. 413 00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,908 Look who I ran into at the grocery store. 414 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:32,546 Blair's plan worked perfectly. 415 00:17:32,548 --> 00:17:33,714 Eh. Oh. How are you? 416 00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:36,333 Hello. 417 00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:37,618 Hi. How are you? 418 00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:41,505 - Hi. - Nice to meet you, too. 419 00:17:41,507 --> 00:17:42,740 Pleased to meet you. 420 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:04,667 Mmm. Yum. 421 00:18:04,669 --> 00:18:07,787 Why are you mad? I didn't decide to close the airport. 422 00:18:07,789 --> 00:18:10,256 Lily and Bart are the least of my concerns. 423 00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:12,758 Oh, you're mad that I invited Steven to dinner? 424 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,010 No, no, I'm thrilled 425 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,545 that you invited your ex to our Thanksgiving dinner. 426 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:18,080 I was hoping maybe Ben or Colin or Carter could stop by later 427 00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:19,498 for apple crostata. 428 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,816 Oh, come on, Dan. 429 00:18:20,818 --> 00:18:22,184 I only invited them because they had nowhere else to go. 430 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:23,269 What would you have done? 431 00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,488 Called you, given you a heads-up. 432 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:27,089 In an equal partnership, you're supposed to 433 00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:28,757 take the other person's feelings into consideration. 434 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,860 I'm sorry. But it just... it happened so quickly. 435 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,862 And honestly, I didn't think you'd care. 436 00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:33,946 That you invited the guy 437 00:18:33,948 --> 00:18:36,032 you were ready to get engaged to at Cotillion? 438 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,550 Why are you being so insecure? 439 00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:39,935 May I take your coats? 440 00:18:39,937 --> 00:18:42,538 Look... I'm fine that your ex is here. 441 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,906 'Cause you invited her. 442 00:18:43,908 --> 00:18:46,108 But we're together now. 443 00:18:46,110 --> 00:18:47,326 I think your stuffing's burning. 444 00:18:47,328 --> 00:18:49,161 I'm so glad you two could make it. 445 00:18:49,163 --> 00:18:50,830 Yeah, everything looks wonderful. 446 00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,548 Doesn't everything look wonderful? 447 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:54,417 The bar certainly does. 448 00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:57,303 He'll perk up. He's just dehydrated. 449 00:18:57,305 --> 00:19:02,091 And is that your old beau looking more handsome than ever? 450 00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:03,292 It's so generous of you and Dan 451 00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,477 to invite him to your Thanksgiving. 452 00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:07,146 I'm not sure Dan feels the same way. 453 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:10,966 What are they... 454 00:19:10,968 --> 00:19:12,318 Tropical storm. 455 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,404 Hopefully Chuck can hold his tongue until after the pie? 456 00:19:15,406 --> 00:19:16,489 Have you seen Nate? 457 00:19:16,491 --> 00:19:18,357 No, not yet. 458 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:28,784 Charles? 459 00:19:28,786 --> 00:19:31,754 Lily. What are you doing here? 460 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,424 I live here, and I'm hoping that your presence today 461 00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:37,760 means that you're going to apologize to your father 462 00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:39,629 and put this feud behind you. 463 00:19:39,631 --> 00:19:41,714 The problem with putting Bart behind me 464 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:44,266 is that then he can stab me in the back. 465 00:19:48,338 --> 00:19:51,107 Who invited him? 466 00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:52,358 Well, it is Thanksgiving. 467 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,777 Let's try to have a nice meal together. 468 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,063 I think now Charles has no evidence against you, 469 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,781 so he can't hurt you anymore. 470 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,067 I'd like to make sure of that. 471 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:07,690 Hey. 472 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:10,543 I know I'm the last person you expected to see today, 473 00:20:10,545 --> 00:20:12,044 but my dad and I ran into Serena at the grocery store. 474 00:20:12,046 --> 00:20:13,195 And she couldn't help 475 00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:14,330 but adopt a couple of strays for Thanksgiving. 476 00:20:14,332 --> 00:20:15,965 Pretty much. 477 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,366 So can we talk? 478 00:20:17,368 --> 00:20:19,635 Don't worry. I'm not pregnant. I just miss you. 479 00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:20,869 Sage, look, now isn't... 480 00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,037 Nathaniel. 481 00:20:22,039 --> 00:20:23,172 You know what? 482 00:20:23,174 --> 00:20:24,373 On second thought, right now is a great time. 483 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:25,675 We'll go upstairs. 484 00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:30,429 Dan, right? Steven. 485 00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:33,683 I hope there's more than one place card for "Serena's ex"". 486 00:20:33,685 --> 00:20:35,651 Uh, y... you know what? 487 00:20:35,653 --> 00:20:37,987 I'm actually not Serena's ex anymore. 488 00:20:37,989 --> 00:20:39,054 You're kidding? 489 00:20:39,056 --> 00:20:40,272 No, no, no. 490 00:20:40,274 --> 00:20:42,692 This is... this is our Thanksgiving dinner together. 491 00:20:44,228 --> 00:20:47,730 Well, enjoy it, because I have a feeling it'll be your last. 492 00:20:47,732 --> 00:20:48,781 What? 493 00:20:48,783 --> 00:20:51,534 Do you need me to spell it out for you? 494 00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:53,569 The sex tape blew up, I broke up with her, 495 00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:55,755 and then she ran to you because she's terrified to be alone. 496 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:58,758 Y... you don't know anything about Serena. 497 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:01,210 Or I... I'm sorry. Do you still think her name is Sabrina? 498 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,380 I know that she needs someone to take care of her, 499 00:21:04,382 --> 00:21:05,914 and I know you can't. 500 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:08,050 Oh, yeah, but you and your omega-3 empire can? 501 00:21:08,052 --> 00:21:11,303 Well, I did all summer, and we were great together. 502 00:21:11,305 --> 00:21:13,939 I think we still could be. 503 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,641 Happy Thanksgiving. 504 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:18,694 Masterful work, Dorota. 505 00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:20,696 If things continue to progress at this rate, 506 00:21:20,698 --> 00:21:22,698 Humphrey will be gone by tomorrow. 507 00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:32,107 Chuck, where are you going? 508 00:21:32,109 --> 00:21:34,160 If you think tricking me into making up with my father 509 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,662 is going to allow us to be together, you're mistaken. 510 00:21:36,664 --> 00:21:37,780 I have to defeat him. 511 00:21:37,782 --> 00:21:40,900 Bruce Caplan and the Sheikh are both dead. 512 00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:43,385 That... that can't be a coincidence. I have a plan. 513 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:44,720 How many times do I have to tell you 514 00:21:44,722 --> 00:21:47,056 Bart is not stupid enough to leave any evidence? 515 00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:48,474 We don't need a smoking gun. 516 00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:51,660 We just need a single thread to tie the two deaths together. 517 00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:53,679 Bruce Caplan was on your father's yacht. 518 00:21:53,681 --> 00:21:56,265 And... and maybe the Sheikh was on his way to see Bart. 519 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:58,851 Or maybe Bart had sent the car. 520 00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:02,772 Well, that kind of information could be hiding in the open. 521 00:22:02,774 --> 00:22:04,406 A leasing agreement, a logbook. 522 00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:08,110 But the... the FBI aren't gonna take a circumstantial theory. 523 00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:10,463 The only person we need to convince that Bart is a murderer 524 00:22:10,465 --> 00:22:11,614 is Lily. 525 00:22:11,616 --> 00:22:15,050 And Lily's been by his side at every turn. 526 00:22:15,052 --> 00:22:19,505 Lily could care less about an oil embargo or a faked death. 527 00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:22,341 But a real one? Or two? 528 00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:30,266 If only we could get onto the Bass Industries server... 529 00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:31,634 but we need a password. 530 00:22:31,636 --> 00:22:34,870 Mm. And if only I had texted your Uncle Jack 531 00:22:34,872 --> 00:22:37,389 to do a little bribing and blackmailing to get them. 532 00:22:37,391 --> 00:22:41,443 And if only Nate was upstairs right now, trying them all. 533 00:22:41,445 --> 00:22:42,695 You're amazing. 534 00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:45,447 I know. Now go see if he's found anything. 535 00:22:57,861 --> 00:22:59,662 Hey, Dominick Dummy. 536 00:22:59,664 --> 00:23:00,796 Georgina. 537 00:23:00,798 --> 00:23:01,914 No Van Der Woodsen family holiday 538 00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:03,132 would be complete without you. 539 00:23:03,134 --> 00:23:05,367 Hmm. Keep your flattery in your pants. 540 00:23:05,369 --> 00:23:08,053 I know you sent in two Serena chapters to "Vanity Fair." 541 00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,221 I did. They're both the truth, 542 00:23:09,223 --> 00:23:10,806 and I'm still not showing you either. 543 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:11,924 I don't need to read them. 544 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:14,143 Obviously one is the stupid Serena serenade 545 00:23:14,145 --> 00:23:16,228 that you've been composing since ninth grade, 546 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,097 and the other is the piercing expose 547 00:23:18,099 --> 00:23:19,515 that you started to write over the summer. 548 00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:21,684 Don't be an idiot. 549 00:23:21,686 --> 00:23:24,153 Do you wanna win, or do you just wanna win Serena? 550 00:23:26,607 --> 00:23:28,991 Serena? Dinner's ready. 551 00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,277 There is no winning without Serena. 552 00:23:32,864 --> 00:23:34,163 Dinner's ready. 553 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,737 Daphne, it's Dan. Hi. 554 00:23:41,739 --> 00:23:47,243 Uh, yeah, I've decided which chapter I wanna publish. 555 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,076 Oh, Dorota, this looks amazing. 556 00:23:55,078 --> 00:23:58,029 I may need to have a second plate! 557 00:23:58,031 --> 00:24:01,399 Oh! And the toasted almonds are such a lovely surprise. 558 00:24:01,401 --> 00:24:03,451 Speaking of surprises, 559 00:24:03,453 --> 00:24:07,088 I was so sorry to hear about Bruce Caplan's passing. 560 00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:08,957 Uh, w... I had no idea. 561 00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:11,426 What happened? He was so young. 562 00:24:11,428 --> 00:24:12,744 Drowning. 563 00:24:12,746 --> 00:24:15,079 He was sailing on the Bass yacht and just fell overboard 564 00:24:15,081 --> 00:24:16,631 in broad daylight. 565 00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:20,051 You'd think someone would've jumped in to save him. 566 00:24:20,053 --> 00:24:22,137 My God. 567 00:24:22,139 --> 00:24:24,255 How tragic for his family. 568 00:24:24,257 --> 00:24:25,390 And for Bruce. 569 00:24:25,392 --> 00:24:28,092 It's odd that Bart never mentioned it. 570 00:24:30,112 --> 00:24:32,647 You know, I... I wanted to thank you again for inviting us. 571 00:24:32,649 --> 00:24:34,599 It... it means a lot to Sage and to me. 572 00:24:34,601 --> 00:24:36,601 Yeah, of course. I... I'm sorry. I feel terrible though. 573 00:24:36,603 --> 00:24:39,320 Up you have enough to eat. I forgot you're gluten-free. 574 00:24:39,322 --> 00:24:40,572 I'll be fine. 575 00:24:40,574 --> 00:24:42,940 You know, I... I... I'm more concerned about you. 576 00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:44,993 Why? I eat everything. 577 00:24:44,995 --> 00:24:46,878 No, I... I'm talking about 578 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,130 you getting back together with Dan. 579 00:24:49,132 --> 00:24:51,449 You know, I... I know I hurt you, but... 580 00:24:51,451 --> 00:24:52,717 I mean, this kinda represents 581 00:24:52,719 --> 00:24:54,285 everything you said you were trying to escape from. 582 00:24:54,287 --> 00:24:56,221 I mean, he wrote all those horrible articles 583 00:24:56,223 --> 00:24:58,006 about you and your friends. 584 00:24:58,008 --> 00:24:59,891 Yeah, but he didn't write one about me. 585 00:24:59,893 --> 00:25:03,528 I know that Dan has made his mistakes, but so have I. 586 00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:06,214 Me, too. 587 00:25:06,216 --> 00:25:08,166 The biggest being pushing you away. 588 00:25:08,168 --> 00:25:11,419 I'm still in love with you, Serena. 589 00:25:11,421 --> 00:25:13,772 We deserve another chance. 590 00:25:13,774 --> 00:25:16,191 I'm sorry, but I'm in love with Dan. 591 00:25:16,193 --> 00:25:18,276 You're not. 592 00:25:18,278 --> 00:25:19,977 He's your rebound from me. 593 00:25:19,979 --> 00:25:21,980 No, you were my rebound from him. 594 00:25:21,982 --> 00:25:23,248 I left the city 595 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,749 because I thought he wanted to be with Blair. 596 00:25:24,751 --> 00:25:27,118 But Dan is my first love. 597 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:28,536 He'll always be. 598 00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:34,092 You know, maybe I got it right at cotillion after all. 599 00:25:35,294 --> 00:25:36,761 Steven... 600 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,132 Nate, I came up here to make out, 601 00:25:41,134 --> 00:25:43,218 not to watch you and Chuck play Wikileaks. 602 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,186 Uh-huh. 603 00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:47,439 This isn't gonna work. It has to be at least nine characters. 604 00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:49,107 Try this. 605 00:25:54,281 --> 00:25:55,447 There's nothing confidential here. 606 00:25:55,449 --> 00:25:56,481 It's all just general files. 607 00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:57,515 Doesn't matter. 608 00:25:57,517 --> 00:26:00,017 Just look for travel and living expenses, 609 00:26:00,019 --> 00:26:02,153 leasing agreements, anything overseas. 610 00:26:02,155 --> 00:26:03,371 Hey, just give us a second. 611 00:26:03,373 --> 00:26:05,123 Give me 30, and I'll leave you alone. 612 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:08,209 Amuse the young lady, Nathaniel. I've got this. 613 00:26:09,662 --> 00:26:11,663 Okay, I'm sorry. 614 00:26:11,665 --> 00:26:12,864 Go. 615 00:26:12,866 --> 00:26:14,699 Admit you missed me. 616 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,477 It's okay. I don't care if you watch. 617 00:26:25,479 --> 00:26:28,096 She's a keeper, Nate. 618 00:26:28,098 --> 00:26:31,215 And, yes, I can attest to the fact that he missed you, 619 00:26:31,217 --> 00:26:33,701 everything has really fallen apart for him 620 00:26:33,703 --> 00:26:35,386 since you two broke up. 621 00:26:35,388 --> 00:26:37,889 Yeah, so I should probably help Chuck. 622 00:26:37,891 --> 00:26:39,557 I did something that I'm not too proud of... 623 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:42,560 Wait. I think I've got something. 624 00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:44,662 Well... 625 00:26:44,664 --> 00:26:48,449 it isn't line-caught blue marlin, 626 00:26:48,451 --> 00:26:50,618 but it doesn't look half-bad. 627 00:26:54,573 --> 00:26:57,208 Lily? 628 00:26:57,210 --> 00:27:01,095 I just heard about Bruce Caplan. 629 00:27:01,097 --> 00:27:03,414 Yes. Tragic news. 630 00:27:09,221 --> 00:27:10,522 Who told you? 631 00:27:10,524 --> 00:27:13,691 Speaking of Bruce, I heard he drowned like a rock. 632 00:27:13,693 --> 00:27:15,727 Or at least had them tied to his ankles. 633 00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:18,196 Charles, show some respect. 634 00:27:18,198 --> 00:27:21,649 Yeah, maybe we should take a moment to remember Bruce, 635 00:27:21,651 --> 00:27:23,902 who died falling off your yacht. 636 00:27:23,904 --> 00:27:25,503 And Sheikh Hassan, 637 00:27:25,505 --> 00:27:30,909 whose Bass Industries-provided car burst into flames. 638 00:27:30,911 --> 00:27:32,827 I hate it when that happens. 639 00:27:34,046 --> 00:27:36,147 Bart, is that true? 640 00:27:36,149 --> 00:27:38,249 I have no idea what kind of car he was driving. 641 00:27:38,251 --> 00:27:40,468 Oh, I think Chuck could shed some light on that. Right? 642 00:27:40,470 --> 00:27:42,020 Mm. 643 00:27:42,022 --> 00:27:43,204 Ahem. 644 00:27:44,391 --> 00:27:46,307 Bentley W12, 645 00:27:46,309 --> 00:27:48,459 provided by Bass Enterprises. 646 00:27:48,461 --> 00:27:50,495 The leasing agreement, hot off the press. 647 00:27:50,497 --> 00:27:52,981 So what if we provided the Sheikh's cars? 648 00:27:52,983 --> 00:27:54,298 We're certainly not responsible 649 00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,817 for every mechanical malfunction. 650 00:27:55,819 --> 00:27:57,735 So it's just a coincidence 651 00:27:57,737 --> 00:28:00,805 that the two men who could've sent you to prison 652 00:28:00,807 --> 00:28:04,659 happen to die in transportation you so generously provided them? 653 00:28:08,664 --> 00:28:10,915 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna freshen up. 654 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:22,377 If you done th problem number one, 655 00:28:22,379 --> 00:28:24,929 problem number two needs meddling. 656 00:28:24,931 --> 00:28:28,165 Have you noticed Mr. Steven has left? 657 00:28:30,469 --> 00:28:33,221 I'll be right back. 658 00:28:35,274 --> 00:28:38,026 Hey, thank you again for postponing Paris. 659 00:28:38,028 --> 00:28:39,527 Did I see Steven leave? 660 00:28:39,529 --> 00:28:41,980 Yes. Do you know that he tried to get back together with me? 661 00:28:41,982 --> 00:28:44,732 Oh. Well, you must be in seventh heaven. 662 00:28:44,734 --> 00:28:47,101 Deciding to take the evening apart to consider it? 663 00:28:47,103 --> 00:28:48,987 B., you know that Dan's the one. 664 00:28:51,858 --> 00:28:52,974 I've been holding my tongue 665 00:28:52,976 --> 00:28:55,076 because we're finally friends again. 666 00:28:55,078 --> 00:28:56,461 And, uh, the only thing I care about 667 00:28:56,463 --> 00:28:58,296 is that you are happy and in love. 668 00:28:58,298 --> 00:29:00,381 But Dan Humphrey is not the one. 669 00:29:01,383 --> 00:29:03,201 I don't want to lose our friendship again either, 670 00:29:03,203 --> 00:29:05,926 so I'd appreciate it if you didn't say any more. 671 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,344 He is a self-promoting hipster weasel 672 00:29:10,345 --> 00:29:12,914 who's thrown every one of his friends under the bus, 673 00:29:12,915 --> 00:29:13,868 and I'm not going to sit by 674 00:29:13,869 --> 00:29:15,651 and wait for him to do it to you, too. 675 00:29:16,382 --> 00:29:18,715 I know in your twisted but loving way 676 00:29:18,716 --> 00:29:20,162 you're trying to be protective. 677 00:29:20,642 --> 00:29:21,741 But you're wrong about Dan. 678 00:29:22,102 --> 00:29:23,722 So please just accept him, 679 00:29:23,724 --> 00:29:25,686 and this'll be the best Thanksgiving ever. 680 00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,551 Lily, please. 681 00:29:34,553 --> 00:29:36,720 This is just another one of Chuck's games. 682 00:29:36,722 --> 00:29:39,790 When I asked you about the oil deal, 683 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:41,959 you promised me that no one got hurt. 684 00:29:41,961 --> 00:29:43,611 And no one did. 685 00:29:43,613 --> 00:29:45,062 At least not by me. 686 00:29:45,064 --> 00:29:48,115 So Bruce and the Sheikh's death were just pure coincidence? 687 00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:49,617 Yes. 688 00:29:50,869 --> 00:29:52,453 Are you questioning me? 689 00:29:52,455 --> 00:29:54,455 Maybe I should start. 690 00:29:55,907 --> 00:29:59,893 All I did was protect you. 691 00:29:59,895 --> 00:30:01,244 By lying to me. 692 00:30:01,246 --> 00:30:03,213 I never lied to you. 693 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:07,267 I told you, no one got hurt. 694 00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:10,087 You're hurting me right now. 695 00:30:14,492 --> 00:30:16,894 Chuck is just getting to you, 696 00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:20,998 and he won't stop until I make him. 697 00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:25,936 I just wanna thank you all for joining us 698 00:30:25,938 --> 00:30:28,405 for our first Thanksgiving together as a couple. 699 00:30:28,407 --> 00:30:31,659 Even Georgina, who I didn't actually invite. 700 00:30:31,661 --> 00:30:33,160 But... welcome. 701 00:30:33,162 --> 00:30:34,461 So to many more years 702 00:30:34,463 --> 00:30:37,214 of... of love, happiness, and good friends. 703 00:30:37,216 --> 00:30:38,749 Cheers. 704 00:30:40,619 --> 00:30:42,469 Um... 705 00:30:42,471 --> 00:30:44,121 well... 706 00:30:46,475 --> 00:30:49,259 I, too, have something to be grateful for... 707 00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:51,178 freedom of the press. 708 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,930 If you'll all take a look at your phones, 709 00:30:52,932 --> 00:30:55,999 you will soon realize that my protege Daniel Humphrey 710 00:30:56,001 --> 00:30:58,135 has just released the latest installment of his serial... 711 00:30:58,137 --> 00:31:00,904 a chapter on our very own Serena. 712 00:31:02,974 --> 00:31:06,076 The right chapter, thank you very much. 713 00:31:06,078 --> 00:31:07,911 What's she talking about? 714 00:31:07,913 --> 00:31:12,366 "Serena Van Der Woodsen... golden girl falls from grace." 715 00:31:12,368 --> 00:31:14,968 "A faux love story." 716 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,877 "Serena is nothing. She's a golden shell. 717 00:31:35,879 --> 00:31:38,580 Give her love, and she'll do anything you want." 718 00:31:38,582 --> 00:31:39,631 Serena, I know you're upset. 719 00:31:39,633 --> 00:31:40,799 "With daddy issues like these," 720 00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:42,634 it's not hard to push the right buttons. 721 00:31:42,636 --> 00:31:43,969 And once you do, 722 00:31:43,971 --> 00:31:45,170 the most powerful girl on the Upper East Side 723 00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:46,921 "has no power at all." 724 00:31:46,923 --> 00:31:50,342 I understand if you would've written this in the spring. 725 00:31:50,344 --> 00:31:52,410 You were so mad at me then. 726 00:31:52,412 --> 00:31:54,479 But why would you write this now? 727 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:55,630 Why... why not write it now? 728 00:31:55,632 --> 00:31:58,033 It's no less true than it was then. 729 00:31:58,035 --> 00:32:00,802 Okay, I'm sorry. I must be confused. 730 00:32:00,804 --> 00:32:02,621 I mean, has everything that's happened since Cotillion 731 00:32:02,623 --> 00:32:03,805 been a lie? 732 00:32:03,807 --> 00:32:04,906 The... the Vespa? The bar? 733 00:32:04,908 --> 00:32:07,942 Did... did you ask someone to stop the elevator? 734 00:32:09,446 --> 00:32:11,363 Vanya. 735 00:32:11,365 --> 00:32:12,797 I told him I was trying to win you back. 736 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,718 But everything I've said about how I feel 737 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,869 is the truth. 738 00:32:17,871 --> 00:32:20,321 No, that's... that's not possible. 739 00:32:20,323 --> 00:32:21,756 That doesn't make sense. 740 00:32:21,758 --> 00:32:24,275 You couldn't say these things about me if you loved me. 741 00:32:24,277 --> 00:32:28,296 I invited you into my home, Dan, and my world, 742 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:30,432 and... and then you just humiliate me. 743 00:32:30,434 --> 00:32:32,500 That is the issue. 744 00:32:32,502 --> 00:32:33,852 It's "my world". 745 00:32:33,854 --> 00:32:36,354 Oh, come on. It's a figure of speech. 746 00:32:36,356 --> 00:32:38,273 No, it has always been your world, 747 00:32:38,275 --> 00:32:39,941 and you've never let me forget it. 748 00:32:39,943 --> 00:32:42,227 I've always been a visitor... the poor kid from Brooklyn 749 00:32:42,229 --> 00:32:45,230 who you've never seen as an equal to you. 750 00:32:45,232 --> 00:32:46,948 Okay, so this is your payback? 751 00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:50,452 Do you feel better about riding the subway to school 752 00:32:50,454 --> 00:32:52,320 since you made a fool of me and everyone? 753 00:32:52,322 --> 00:32:54,205 What I did is no worse 754 00:32:54,207 --> 00:32:56,074 than what all your friends do to each other every day. 755 00:32:56,076 --> 00:32:57,191 You try to ruin each other, 756 00:32:57,193 --> 00:32:59,260 and then you sit down for Thanksgiving 757 00:32:59,262 --> 00:33:01,846 and you... call yourselves family. 758 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:04,365 You were supposed to be different. 759 00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:08,053 I used to be. Got me nowhere. 760 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,604 So now I'm the same. 761 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,713 Good-bye, Dan. 762 00:33:24,353 --> 00:33:26,404 Are you okay? 763 00:33:27,907 --> 00:33:29,607 I don't know. 764 00:33:29,609 --> 00:33:31,659 But you can gloat. You were right. 765 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:34,562 For the first time ever, I'm sorry I was. 766 00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:35,914 Well, 90% sorry. 767 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:37,949 10% of me is glad I was right. 768 00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,203 Thanksgiving is ruined once again. 769 00:33:42,205 --> 00:33:43,588 Are you kidding? 770 00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:46,341 What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama? 771 00:33:46,343 --> 00:33:47,575 And pie. 772 00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:49,544 Apple or pumpkin? 773 00:33:49,546 --> 00:33:50,962 Both. 774 00:33:54,935 --> 00:33:56,417 Lily. 775 00:33:56,419 --> 00:33:57,886 Um... 776 00:33:57,888 --> 00:34:00,355 I'm fine. I, um, I just need some fresh air. 777 00:34:00,357 --> 00:34:02,774 Maybe you should sit down. I can get you a glass of water. 778 00:34:02,776 --> 00:34:05,977 Oh, Charles, I forgot how sweet you are. 779 00:34:05,979 --> 00:34:09,430 The only thing that matters is that you finally know the truth. 780 00:34:09,432 --> 00:34:10,932 I do, and I'm sorry. 781 00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:15,904 What on earth do you have to be sorry for? 782 00:34:15,906 --> 00:34:18,072 For believing all of your lies. 783 00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:21,609 No. Actually, I was... 784 00:34:21,611 --> 00:34:24,662 just going to tell Charles how sorry I am 785 00:34:24,664 --> 00:34:26,080 for trying to force a reconciliation 786 00:34:26,082 --> 00:34:27,248 between the two of you. 787 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,884 I know that will never happen, and... 788 00:34:29,886 --> 00:34:32,003 I should have accepted it sooner. 789 00:34:34,975 --> 00:34:36,975 Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, Lily. 790 00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:41,479 I promise it'll get better. 791 00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:43,431 Nate and I survived both our chapters. 792 00:34:43,433 --> 00:34:46,317 It didn't work. 793 00:34:49,806 --> 00:34:51,739 Hey, Dan, before you go... 794 00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,164 That was from all of us. 795 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,627 Daniel. 796 00:35:12,629 --> 00:35:14,262 I just wanted to say 797 00:35:14,264 --> 00:35:17,248 I was impressed with your latest literary offering. 798 00:35:17,250 --> 00:35:20,001 You've restored my faith in your generation. 799 00:35:20,003 --> 00:35:23,671 If you ever need anything, give a call. 800 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,816 Do not leave me alone with them. 801 00:35:34,818 --> 00:35:35,950 The last time I attended a shunning, 802 00:35:35,952 --> 00:35:37,869 I froze my zhopa off in Siberia. 803 00:35:37,871 --> 00:35:40,187 Oh, it can get just as cold around here. 804 00:35:40,269 --> 00:35:42,737 You think they hate me? 805 00:35:42,739 --> 00:35:46,739 They fear you. Welcome to the Upper East Side. 806 00:35:56,076 --> 00:35:58,527 Mind if I join you? 807 00:35:58,529 --> 00:36:00,196 Not at all. 808 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,751 It's been a trying night. 809 00:36:07,554 --> 00:36:10,757 I was thinking about taking a few days at Miraval, 810 00:36:10,759 --> 00:36:12,208 if you don't mind. 811 00:36:12,210 --> 00:36:14,060 Sounds like a perfect idea. 812 00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,839 Hey. What's wrong? 813 00:36:42,841 --> 00:36:44,040 Who called? 814 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:45,208 Mm. Nobody. 815 00:36:45,210 --> 00:36:47,210 Oh. Okay, we need to work on your poker face. 816 00:36:47,212 --> 00:36:49,762 You're not fooling anyone. 817 00:36:49,764 --> 00:36:51,631 Mmm. Like Chuck said, 818 00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:53,266 it hasn't been a great time for me. 819 00:36:53,268 --> 00:36:54,634 Okay. So? 820 00:36:54,636 --> 00:36:57,970 Tell me what's going on. Who was on the phone? 821 00:37:03,777 --> 00:37:05,862 Look... 822 00:37:05,864 --> 00:37:07,430 it was Bart Bass. 823 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:10,683 A few months ago, I made a mistake 824 00:37:10,685 --> 00:37:13,653 with "The Spectator" finances. 825 00:37:13,655 --> 00:37:16,572 You know, the kind that sends you to prison. 826 00:37:16,574 --> 00:37:19,492 Bart knows, and he's using it as blackmail 827 00:37:19,494 --> 00:37:20,893 to turn me against Chuck. 828 00:37:20,895 --> 00:37:23,546 Well, there must be some way out of it. 829 00:37:23,548 --> 00:37:26,332 No, there isn't, 830 00:37:26,334 --> 00:37:28,384 because I'm guilty. 831 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,307 And if... you wanna leave now, then I totally understand. 832 00:37:35,426 --> 00:37:36,576 Are you kidding? 833 00:37:36,578 --> 00:37:39,095 Now you're the good guy and the bad boy. 834 00:37:39,097 --> 00:37:40,980 I'm not going anywhere. 835 00:37:59,501 --> 00:38:00,950 They kicked you out, didn't they? 836 00:38:03,755 --> 00:38:05,972 I saw your piece on Serena. 837 00:38:05,974 --> 00:38:08,925 You let me off easy by comparison. 838 00:38:08,927 --> 00:38:10,893 All I did was tell the truth. 839 00:38:10,895 --> 00:38:14,597 Your truth. 840 00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:16,098 Everybody has a version, 841 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:18,351 or way of delivering it. 842 00:38:18,353 --> 00:38:20,052 It wouldn't have been my choice. 843 00:38:20,054 --> 00:38:23,356 Well, maybe that's why Lily doesn't respect you. 844 00:38:27,844 --> 00:38:29,979 So is this how you become Bart Bass? 845 00:38:31,515 --> 00:38:33,015 I did what I had to do. 846 00:38:33,017 --> 00:38:37,403 And tonight, for the first time, they weren't looking down on me. 847 00:38:37,405 --> 00:38:39,522 They might've hated me, 848 00:38:39,524 --> 00:38:41,457 but I was one of them. 849 00:38:43,378 --> 00:38:46,379 Congratulations... I guess. 850 00:38:46,381 --> 00:38:49,215 So now that you've achieved that, 851 00:38:49,217 --> 00:38:51,133 you can come back to Brooklyn. 852 00:38:51,135 --> 00:38:55,037 What I want isn't in Brooklyn, dad. 853 00:38:55,039 --> 00:38:56,506 I have a plan. 854 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:58,007 I have this whole time... 855 00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,844 and it's working. 856 00:39:14,659 --> 00:39:19,028 Lily, I've had all the step-mothering I can handle for one day. 857 00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:20,446 Charles, please listen to me. 858 00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:23,783 I'm a fool for trusting your father all this time. 859 00:39:23,785 --> 00:39:24,984 That's what I was trying 860 00:39:24,986 --> 00:39:26,919 to apologize to you for before... 861 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:28,588 Bart interrupted. 862 00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:30,957 I'm on my way to Miraval for a week, 863 00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:32,542 and I'm scared to be around your father, 864 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:34,727 and I fear he's coming after you, too. 865 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:36,462 I'm well aware. 866 00:39:36,464 --> 00:39:39,432 Unfortunately, I think there is little I can do to stop him. 867 00:39:39,434 --> 00:39:41,050 Bruce Caplan and the Sheikh's deaths 868 00:39:41,052 --> 00:39:44,220 won't stick in court without hard evidence, 869 00:39:44,222 --> 00:39:46,889 and you made s'mores of all the financial records. 870 00:39:46,891 --> 00:39:48,524 Not before I carefully read each film 871 00:39:48,526 --> 00:39:50,443 with Cece's jeweler's loupe. 872 00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:51,727 She always said 873 00:39:51,729 --> 00:39:54,280 that was the best way to catch a husband in a lie. 874 00:39:54,282 --> 00:39:57,984 I know she was referring to low-grade diamonds, but still... 875 00:39:57,986 --> 00:39:59,919 I'll send you everything I can remember. 876 00:39:59,921 --> 00:40:01,170 Thank you. 877 00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:02,705 It's the least I can do. 878 00:40:02,707 --> 00:40:04,574 Charles... 879 00:40:04,576 --> 00:40:06,325 be safe. 880 00:40:26,396 --> 00:40:28,097 Nathaniel, 881 00:40:28,099 --> 00:40:31,384 remember when I said would ask for your help in the future? 882 00:40:31,386 --> 00:40:35,154 Meet me at my office first thing tomorrow. 883 00:40:35,156 --> 00:40:36,739 Unless, of course, 884 00:40:36,741 --> 00:40:39,642 you'd rather a wake-up call from the Feds. 885 00:40:39,644 --> 00:40:41,661 I'll be there. 886 00:40:41,663 --> 00:40:43,663 Thanksgiving may be over, 887 00:40:43,665 --> 00:40:46,332 but I hear that our favorite Upper East Siders 888 00:40:46,334 --> 00:40:48,618 are still cooking something up. 889 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:53,155 And pretty soon, everyone is going to feel the heat. 890 00:40:58,496 --> 00:41:00,796 Of course, when you fan an old flame, 891 00:41:00,798 --> 00:41:03,849 sometimes you wind up just getting burned 892 00:41:03,851 --> 00:41:07,019 and having to start from scratch. 893 00:41:16,446 --> 00:41:19,315 I just got your text. What happened? 894 00:41:19,317 --> 00:41:21,334 Lily has finally seen the light. 895 00:41:21,336 --> 00:41:23,235 She's going to help me take down Bart. 896 00:41:23,237 --> 00:41:26,839 Will you go to war with me? 897 00:41:26,841 --> 00:41:29,191 I thought you'd never ask. 898 00:41:31,428 --> 00:41:34,063 Luckily, the things that have been slowly simmering 899 00:41:34,065 --> 00:41:37,265 always taste the most satisfying. 900 00:41:41,989 --> 00:41:43,372 Bon appétit. 901 00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:46,441 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.