1 00:00:01,785 --> 00:00:03,403 And who am I? 2 00:00:03,405 --> 00:00:06,689 That's a secret I'll never tell. 3 00:00:06,691 --> 00:00:08,541 You know you love me. 4 00:00:08,543 --> 00:00:10,543 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl. 5 00:00:12,831 --> 00:00:14,147 I need your passion for social upheaval 6 00:00:14,149 --> 00:00:16,216 to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. 7 00:00:18,502 --> 00:00:19,903 That's what I want. 8 00:00:19,905 --> 00:00:22,639 Are you sure that I'm the one person you wanna be with? 9 00:00:22,641 --> 00:00:25,241 You have always been the one. 10 00:00:25,243 --> 00:00:26,593 Daniel Humphrey has just released the latest installment 11 00:00:26,595 --> 00:00:30,497 of his serial... a chapter on our very own Serena. 12 00:00:30,499 --> 00:00:31,648 Why would you write this now? 13 00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:32,715 You were supposed to be different. 14 00:00:32,717 --> 00:00:33,950 I used to be. 15 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,985 Got me nowhere. So now I'm the same. 16 00:00:35,987 --> 00:00:38,037 What I want isn't in Brooklyn. I have a plan. 17 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:39,555 I have this whole time. 18 00:00:39,557 --> 00:00:40,723 I wrote two versions of the Serena chapter, 19 00:00:40,725 --> 00:00:42,492 and that's... that's the nice one. 20 00:00:42,494 --> 00:00:44,060 I prefer the nasty one you published. 21 00:00:44,062 --> 00:00:46,729 I know I've hurt you, but I've never stopped loving you. 22 00:00:46,731 --> 00:00:49,949 Well, excuse me if I don't fall for that, or you, ever again. 23 00:00:52,236 --> 00:00:53,569 When I first met you, 24 00:00:53,571 --> 00:00:54,754 you had the perfect story to get New York's attention. 25 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:56,422 What, Gossip Girl's identity? 26 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,758 I promised her I'd stop looking after she helped find Serena. 27 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:00,960 She set you up to protect herself. 28 00:01:00,962 --> 00:01:02,095 What do you have to lose 29 00:01:02,097 --> 00:01:04,514 by going through your research one more time? 30 00:01:04,516 --> 00:01:06,216 So... Lily's still with Bart? 31 00:01:06,218 --> 00:01:07,634 Yes. 32 00:01:07,636 --> 00:01:10,270 The only thing that matters is that you finally know the truth. 33 00:01:10,272 --> 00:01:11,771 I do, and I'm sorry. 34 00:01:11,773 --> 00:01:14,224 What on earth do you have to be sorry for? 35 00:01:14,226 --> 00:01:17,026 It won't be much longer, I promise. 36 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:18,027 I have a plan. 37 00:01:18,029 --> 00:01:19,362 How many times do I have to tell you? 38 00:01:19,364 --> 00:01:21,430 Bart is not stupid enough to leave any evidence. 39 00:01:21,432 --> 00:01:23,599 Stop your witch hunt 40 00:01:23,601 --> 00:01:25,768 and leave New York for Moscow tonight. 41 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:27,153 What are you doing? 42 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,788 I couldn't live with myself if anything happened to you. 43 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,039 Don't get on the plane. 44 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:32,108 I made a deal. Those were my father's terms. 45 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:33,793 The coast guard is investigating the area 46 00:01:33,795 --> 00:01:35,578 where the plane went off the radar 47 00:01:35,580 --> 00:01:37,230 after sending a mayday signal. 48 00:01:37,232 --> 00:01:38,881 I hope that wasn't the one Chuck was on. 49 00:01:38,883 --> 00:01:40,449 He just tried to have his own son killed. 50 00:01:40,451 --> 00:01:42,252 Who do you think they're gonna believe, 51 00:01:42,254 --> 00:01:43,469 the man of the year, 52 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,071 or some sad, 53 00:01:45,073 --> 00:01:46,256 pathetic, 54 00:01:46,258 --> 00:01:48,057 little boy?! 55 00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,392 Uhh! 56 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:53,629 Aah! 57 00:01:53,631 --> 00:01:55,348 No! 58 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:57,600 Chuck. 59 00:01:59,003 --> 00:02:00,903 Give me your hand! 60 00:02:00,905 --> 00:02:03,439 You know I'm all talk. I would never really hurt you. 61 00:02:03,441 --> 00:02:06,109 Everything you say is a lie! 62 00:02:06,111 --> 00:02:10,029 Charles, this isn't who you are. 63 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:14,417 Please, son! 64 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,170 Aah! 65 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,825 Come on. 66 00:02:22,827 --> 00:02:24,594 We have to get out of here. 67 00:02:31,135 --> 00:02:33,336 Guys, there's a situation. 68 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:01,998 What's going on? 69 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,199 There's a body. 70 00:03:03,201 --> 00:03:04,367 A body? Whose? 71 00:03:04,369 --> 00:03:05,468 I can't tell you that. 72 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:13,509 Okay, thanks. 73 00:03:13,511 --> 00:03:14,594 Do what you need to do. 74 00:03:14,596 --> 00:03:16,545 Don't tell anyone you talked to me. 75 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:18,981 Arthur's stuck out front. 76 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:22,385 They're stopping all the cars from the event. 77 00:03:22,387 --> 00:03:24,037 Give me the phone. 78 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:26,656 Why don't you let me help you? I know a lot of people here. 79 00:03:26,658 --> 00:03:28,441 If you can just give me a name... 80 00:03:28,443 --> 00:03:29,609 You ask a lot of questions. 81 00:03:29,611 --> 00:03:30,827 Maybe you should give me your name. 82 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,947 I have to take this. 83 00:03:35,833 --> 00:03:37,450 Oh. 84 00:03:37,452 --> 00:03:38,584 Here's a lovely young woman 85 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,119 who will tell everything that she knows... 86 00:03:40,121 --> 00:03:41,904 which is nothing. 87 00:03:41,906 --> 00:03:44,407 Hi. 88 00:03:44,409 --> 00:03:46,242 Hey. 89 00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:57,854 Are you Arthur? 90 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:44,100 Excuse me, would you tell the pilot 91 00:04:44,102 --> 00:04:46,602 I'm gonna need another moment, please? Thank you. 92 00:04:46,604 --> 00:04:47,653 When you're ready. 93 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:53,326 You dug up a lot of good dirt. 94 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:54,977 We just have to sift through it again. 95 00:04:54,979 --> 00:04:56,329 You know the history. I'm a fresh set of eyes. 96 00:04:57,449 --> 00:04:58,698 The answer to "who is Gossip Girl?" 97 00:04:58,700 --> 00:04:59,999 Is right on this table. 98 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:04,653 Wait. What? Ivy says I need to turn on the TV. 99 00:05:05,924 --> 00:05:08,708 We're told a man has been found dead 100 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,209 outside an event 101 00:05:10,211 --> 00:05:12,211 where the Manhattan real estate community was gathering 102 00:05:12,213 --> 00:05:15,348 to honor their man of the year, Bartholomew Bass. 103 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,483 The name of the deceased is being withheld... 104 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,887 until family members can be notified. 105 00:05:20,889 --> 00:05:22,321 Sorry. 106 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,393 Hello? 107 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:30,129 Yes, this is Mrs. Bass. 108 00:05:32,683 --> 00:05:35,067 What?! 109 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,953 You've reached William. Please leave a message. 110 00:05:38,122 --> 00:05:39,288 Hey, it's me. 111 00:05:39,290 --> 00:05:42,158 So you know how as long as Bart Bass was around, 112 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,360 it wasn't safe to come to the city? 113 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:46,529 Well, it's safe now. 114 00:05:46,531 --> 00:05:47,747 Call me. 115 00:05:47,749 --> 00:05:51,050 Shockwaves ran through this crowd moments ago 116 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:52,385 as the news spread 117 00:05:52,387 --> 00:05:55,972 that the deceased was none other than Bart Bass himself, 118 00:05:55,974 --> 00:05:57,807 the man they had g adhered to honor. 119 00:05:57,809 --> 00:05:59,008 Good night. 120 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,092 This comes on the heels 121 00:06:00,094 --> 00:06:02,878 of a series of bizarre events earlier tonight. 122 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:06,649 First, a false report that a Bass Industries jet had been downed. 123 00:06:06,651 --> 00:06:08,551 Then Bass' son Charles caused a disturbance, 124 00:06:08,553 --> 00:06:12,271 requiring him to be removed by security. 125 00:06:12,273 --> 00:06:14,824 Yes, this is Chuck Bass' limo, but he's not with me. 126 00:06:14,826 --> 00:06:16,909 Where is he? 127 00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,277 I don't know. 128 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,947 I haven't heard from him since I dropped him off. 129 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:24,450 Mr. Bass often finds his own way home from these things. 130 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,002 All clear. 131 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:27,753 All right. 132 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:33,593 Chuck Bass is considered a person of interest 133 00:06:33,595 --> 00:06:35,878 in this case, as he's wanted for questioning, 134 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:39,549 although we have no information on his whereabouts. 135 00:06:39,551 --> 00:06:40,967 Now being a person of interest 136 00:06:40,969 --> 00:06:43,436 does not necessarily mean he's a suspect at this point. 137 00:06:43,438 --> 00:06:47,557 What it means is that police feel he'll have information on this case. 138 00:06:47,559 --> 00:06:49,892 By the time I got to the party, Chuck was already gone. 139 00:06:49,894 --> 00:06:50,977 I didn't even see him. 140 00:06:50,979 --> 00:06:52,812 So you, uh, missed the outburst 141 00:06:52,814 --> 00:06:54,897 where he accused his father of trying to kill him? 142 00:06:54,899 --> 00:06:56,766 I don't know anything about that. 143 00:06:56,768 --> 00:06:58,150 Do you? 144 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:01,437 She's not talking to you. She's a minor. 145 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:02,688 Anyone want some coffee? 146 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:11,514 Look, Chuck likes drama. Okay? He was probably wasted. 147 00:07:11,516 --> 00:07:14,166 I'm sure it was just nothing, the usual father and son stuff. 148 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,635 And what do you know about his relationship 149 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:17,053 with, uh, Blair Waldorf? 150 00:07:17,055 --> 00:07:20,189 Blair's relationship to Chuck is none of your business. 151 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:23,342 Besides, it's very complicated, with many ups and downs. 152 00:07:23,344 --> 00:07:25,094 Would take long time to explain. 153 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,679 Look, Chuck Bass is missing. 154 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:28,598 If your daughter's with him, she could be in a lot of trouble. 155 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:29,849 What kind of trouble? 156 00:07:29,851 --> 00:07:31,767 Aiding and abetting. Maybe worse. 157 00:07:31,769 --> 00:07:33,653 Aiding and abetting what? 158 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:36,472 You don't really think that Chuck had something to do 159 00:07:36,474 --> 00:07:38,724 with what happened to Bart? 160 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,327 You mind if I check her bed, see if it was slept in? 161 00:07:41,329 --> 00:07:43,162 Yes, I mind. 162 00:07:43,164 --> 00:07:44,914 You're not searching anything here without a warrant. 163 00:07:44,916 --> 00:07:46,699 In fact, I think this conversation is over. 164 00:07:46,701 --> 00:07:51,320 I understand you, uh, recently went to jail yourself, 165 00:07:51,322 --> 00:07:53,623 Mr. Archibald. 166 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,176 Hate to see ya back there. 167 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:05,017 So I'm sorry, but nobody's gonna be saying another word 168 00:08:05,019 --> 00:08:07,386 without a lawyer present... 169 00:08:07,388 --> 00:08:09,822 a lawyer who isn't me. 170 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:12,558 Well, this is outrageous. 171 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:16,312 I mean, it's not like Blair and Chuck killed the man. 172 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,782 Oh, no. What? 173 00:08:19,784 --> 00:08:22,234 Oh, no. 174 00:08:39,637 --> 00:08:41,170 Who is it? 175 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,172 Room service. 176 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,769 I have terrible news. 177 00:08:56,771 --> 00:08:58,437 Bart's dead. 178 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,959 What are you doing here? 179 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,361 I don't know if you've heard, but, uh, 180 00:09:05,363 --> 00:09:07,830 a lot of people are looking for ya. 181 00:09:07,832 --> 00:09:10,082 Blair, you can come on out. Uncle Jack's here to help. 182 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,459 Hey. 183 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,513 Uh, you're, uh, you're still in Manhattan, 184 00:09:24,515 --> 00:09:26,415 and you're here. 185 00:09:26,417 --> 00:09:29,802 I spent all night reading and rereading, 186 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:31,771 and then I realized I can't leave 187 00:09:31,773 --> 00:09:33,973 until I know if what you wrote is true. 188 00:09:33,975 --> 00:09:37,226 It is, every single word of it. 189 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,894 Do you understand how I feel now? 190 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,896 No. 191 00:09:40,898 --> 00:09:42,982 No, actually, I'm more confused than ever. 192 00:09:42,984 --> 00:09:45,151 Which one is the real you... 193 00:09:45,153 --> 00:09:46,935 the one that wrote this chapter or the one in "Vanity Fair"? 194 00:09:46,937 --> 00:09:49,071 And "both" is not an acceptable answer. 195 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,776 You know, yeah, I still had a tracking device on your limo 196 00:09:53,778 --> 00:09:55,711 from back in the day when I hated you, 197 00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:57,847 and I thought it was a little odd when your limo driver made 198 00:09:57,849 --> 00:10:00,249 a midnight trip to a romantic inn in Windham. 199 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,268 Anyway... 200 00:10:04,222 --> 00:10:05,788 you kill him or not? 201 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,941 'Cause if you didn't, running sure makes it look like you did. 202 00:10:08,943 --> 00:10:10,426 Chuck did nothing wrong. 203 00:10:10,428 --> 00:10:12,294 That's not entirely true. 204 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:14,480 I didn't help him. 205 00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:16,465 Who shoved who first? Who got hit? 206 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,150 I... I don't even know. 207 00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:19,769 It was self-defense. 208 00:10:19,771 --> 00:10:22,488 Bart tried to kill you on that plane. 209 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:25,891 I saved myself, then I fought back. 210 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:31,447 I... I don't feel guilty, but... 211 00:10:31,449 --> 00:10:32,748 that doesn't mean I'm not. 212 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:36,485 Anyways, Bart made it clear 213 00:10:36,487 --> 00:10:39,288 he owns captain Donnelley. 214 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,207 Can you help us get out of here? 215 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:45,010 A... a nice deserted island with no extradition treaties? 216 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,930 We don't need money. We can live off the land. 217 00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,965 As much as I'd love to see 218 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:53,185 you spearfishing in a coconut bikini, 219 00:10:53,187 --> 00:10:55,003 I, uh... 220 00:10:55,005 --> 00:10:56,889 had another thought. 221 00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:59,108 Were there security cameras on that roof? 222 00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:00,276 Bart turned them off. 223 00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:01,677 Because he was going to kill you. 224 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:03,145 Who saw you up there? 225 00:11:03,147 --> 00:11:04,346 Him and Blair. 226 00:11:04,348 --> 00:11:05,447 And I won't say a word. 227 00:11:05,449 --> 00:11:07,349 Even if they torture me, I won't speak. 228 00:11:07,351 --> 00:11:11,070 I, uh, had a different kind of torture in mind. 229 00:11:11,072 --> 00:11:13,289 Marriage. 230 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,874 Spousal privilege means 231 00:11:14,876 --> 00:11:19,078 that a wife cannot be forced to testify against her husband. 232 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,463 Not like this, Blair. 233 00:11:21,465 --> 00:11:22,998 Why not? 234 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 We're in love, and... 235 00:11:25,002 --> 00:11:27,636 one way or another, we both achieved our goals. 236 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:34,643 And every trembling bone in my tired and scared body 237 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,212 wants to marry you. 238 00:11:36,214 --> 00:11:39,849 It's twisted but it's, uh, very you. 239 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:49,124 Jack is right. 240 00:11:50,561 --> 00:11:53,746 Chuck and Blair hold hands? 241 00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:56,916 Chuck and Blair go to the movies? 242 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:59,418 You said you never wanted us to be boring. 243 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,104 Well, we definitely aren't that now. 244 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:08,627 I was a stupid child when I said those things. 245 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:22,057 Life with you could never be boring. 246 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:35,037 Blair Cornelia Waldorf, 247 00:12:35,039 --> 00:12:36,789 will you marry me? 248 00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:40,442 Yes. 249 00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:42,444 Yes, I will. 250 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:08,413 Oh! William, hello. 251 00:13:08,415 --> 00:13:10,048 Lily, I am so sorry. 252 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,917 My deepest condolences for Bart's passing. 253 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:15,587 Yes. I'm still trying to process the news. 254 00:13:15,589 --> 00:13:17,556 It's all very shocking and upsetting. 255 00:13:17,558 --> 00:13:19,107 Well, without Rufus and your mother in your life, 256 00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:21,193 I thought you could use the support. 257 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:23,061 You know, the police are looking for Chuck, 258 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,413 the press is on your heels, 259 00:13:24,415 --> 00:13:26,114 and you've got a funeral to plan. 260 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,399 Oh, God. A funeral. 261 00:13:27,401 --> 00:13:28,600 Well... 262 00:13:28,602 --> 00:13:29,868 the good news is, 263 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:32,454 we can do the same thing we did the last time Bart died. 264 00:13:32,456 --> 00:13:36,575 Honestly, I would be grateful to have you by my side. 265 00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,827 I don't know how I'm gonna get through this day alone. 266 00:13:38,829 --> 00:13:40,945 Well, let's start by getting you upstairs 267 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:44,449 and getting you some of that tea you love so much. 268 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:53,091 Okay, you need to explain everything, from the beginning... 269 00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:56,728 the very, very beginning. 270 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:58,597 Yeah. Uh... 271 00:13:58,599 --> 00:14:01,033 all right, well... 272 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,068 I'd been going to school with you guys for a while, 273 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:05,487 but that night was the first night 274 00:14:05,489 --> 00:14:07,689 that I'd been to one of your parties. 275 00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:22,487 Of course, I soon realized 276 00:14:22,489 --> 00:14:23,789 that I'd been invited by accident. 277 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,923 Hey, Matt. 278 00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:26,091 No, n... you know, my name's actually... 279 00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:28,210 Good game against Trinity last week, huh? 280 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,928 Game? 281 00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:31,513 Yeah, no, I'm not... 282 00:14:31,515 --> 00:14:34,216 I'm not who you think I am. 283 00:14:34,218 --> 00:14:35,751 Ahem. 284 00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,886 Watch it. 285 00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:38,937 Hey. 286 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:41,273 Mm-hmm. 287 00:14:43,894 --> 00:14:45,727 But I didn't care if I wasn't supposed to be there. 288 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:49,698 One I got inside, I wasn't leaving 289 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,651 because that's when I saw you. 290 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,155 I'd seen you before at school, on the steps of the Met, 291 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,540 but I'd never seen you like this. 292 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:00,292 What are you doing, standing there all by yourself? 293 00:15:00,294 --> 00:15:01,376 Don't you ever go to parties? 294 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:05,330 I, um, yeah. Sure, yeah. I... yeah, I went to... 295 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,249 uh, birthdays as a kid. Well, my own. 296 00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,468 I, um, I have a cousin who's Jewish, 297 00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:12,137 and her bar mitzvah was rockin'. 298 00:15:12,139 --> 00:15:14,856 Ah. Oh. You were joking. 299 00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:17,976 Yeah, I was. 300 00:15:17,978 --> 00:15:19,311 No, so... I mean, I was... 301 00:15:19,313 --> 00:15:21,813 yeah, I was, too. I was joking. 302 00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:25,049 No, I wasn't. I was... her bat mitzvah was... 303 00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:27,152 it sucked. It was Hello Kitty-themed. 304 00:15:27,154 --> 00:15:28,854 I love Hello Kitty. 305 00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:29,905 So do I. 306 00:15:29,907 --> 00:15:31,389 Uh... 307 00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:34,409 I was joking again. 308 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,361 You probably should get out more. 309 00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:38,713 Well, you see what happens when I do? 310 00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,332 And this is so bad? 311 00:15:40,334 --> 00:15:43,001 O.M.G! 312 00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:45,670 Kati just puked on her Prada! 313 00:15:45,672 --> 00:15:47,238 She is taking pictures with her cell phone. 314 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,208 We have to go wish her happy barf day! 315 00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,048 That's amazing. 316 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:59,684 I wish I remembered any of that, but I don't... 317 00:15:59,686 --> 00:16:02,137 probably because I had too much champagne. 318 00:16:02,139 --> 00:16:04,556 Or because you thought I was a lacrosse player named Matt. 319 00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:10,228 No, I didn't realize that. 320 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,148 No, but that's good news. It's great news. 321 00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:15,233 Yeah, just have the papers sent over. Thanks. 322 00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:17,486 Was that about the search warrant? 323 00:16:17,488 --> 00:16:20,122 It was about "The Spectator"" 324 00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:23,458 I mean, now that Bart's dead, my name's the only one on the loan. 325 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:26,311 If I can pay off what I owe, it'll be all mine. 326 00:16:26,313 --> 00:16:27,579 That's amazing. 327 00:16:27,581 --> 00:16:29,214 And if we can figure out this "Gossip Girl" expose, 328 00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,666 you'll have the perfect story to make it happen. 329 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:34,169 Yeah. I just wish I felt like celebrating. 330 00:16:34,171 --> 00:16:35,453 I'm sure Chuck's not calling 331 00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:36,638 'cause he doesn't want to get me in trouble, 332 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,923 but I really need to know he's okay. 333 00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,142 If he's with Blair, he's okay. 334 00:16:40,144 --> 00:16:41,843 She won't let anything bad happen to him. 335 00:16:48,787 --> 00:16:50,505 Okay. Hold on one second, okay? 336 00:16:50,507 --> 00:16:54,476 Of course we have to get married in a courthouse. 337 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,979 Maybe we should get out of here. 338 00:16:57,981 --> 00:17:01,683 Relax. We're just two crazy kids dying to tie the knot. 339 00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:02,984 If anyone recognizes you, 340 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:04,969 then that knot will become a noose around your neck. 341 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,862 I got the license. 342 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,730 Backdated, of course, 343 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,932 lest someone suspects your union was motivated 344 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,768 by something other than your tender feelings. 345 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,654 The Justice of the Peace is waiting for you. 346 00:17:19,656 --> 00:17:21,956 Okay. 347 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,107 Let's go. Let's do this. 348 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,608 Blair, you don't have to. 349 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,776 I want to. 350 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,495 I know this isn't your dream wedding. 351 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:30,248 Last night's dress, no flowers, 352 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,000 the cake from the doughnut shop down the street. 353 00:17:32,002 --> 00:17:34,002 I already had my princess wedding. 354 00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:37,621 There were enough peonies to last a lifetime. 355 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:38,789 Maybe you don't need flowers, 356 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,092 but your mother, Cyrus, Serena... 357 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,127 you should be surrounded by the people you love. 358 00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:45,129 You love me. 359 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,464 I love the both of you. 360 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,902 It is just not worth the risk of bringing everyone here. 361 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:52,520 Look, you might be okay with it, 362 00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,972 but I'm not sure I wanna start the rest of our lives this way. 363 00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,574 Chuck. 364 00:18:04,529 --> 00:18:06,147 Don't worry, Daphne. 365 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,398 I'm heading over to Dan's right now. 366 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,767 I know you need the final chapter today. 367 00:18:10,904 --> 00:18:12,603 Hey. 368 00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:13,988 You Georgina Sparks? 369 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,106 Depends on who's asking. You KGB? 370 00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,792 JXB. 371 00:18:17,794 --> 00:18:19,243 Jack Xavier Bass. 372 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:20,711 Chuck's Uncle Jack. 373 00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,546 Don't believe I've had the pleasure. 374 00:18:22,548 --> 00:18:23,781 Blair says when it comes to a scheme, 375 00:18:23,783 --> 00:18:25,783 your skills are second to none. 376 00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:27,802 She doesn't exaggerate. 377 00:18:27,804 --> 00:18:30,371 Then what are you waitin' on, Sparks? 378 00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:33,140 Let's see if the woman lives up to the name. 379 00:18:36,144 --> 00:18:39,964 Oh! Thank you for letting me lean on you today. 380 00:18:39,966 --> 00:18:43,150 I would simply be lost. 381 00:18:43,152 --> 00:18:45,770 William! 382 00:18:45,772 --> 00:18:47,738 Ivy, right? 383 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,024 I would hope, on a day like today, 384 00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:52,944 you would be able to give me some measure of peace. 385 00:18:52,946 --> 00:18:56,364 Oh, if there is one thing you're not getting today, it's peace. 386 00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:59,149 And now that William's here, we can tell you together. 387 00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:01,652 You know, they say success is nothing 388 00:19:01,654 --> 00:19:03,287 without someone to share it with. 389 00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:07,124 I have no idea what game this young woman is playing. 390 00:19:07,126 --> 00:19:09,593 I don't believe I've even seen you since, um... 391 00:19:09,595 --> 00:19:10,761 uh, Cece's wake. 392 00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:13,514 What? 393 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:17,167 We've been working together for months. 394 00:19:17,169 --> 00:19:18,519 He's in love with me. 395 00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:23,691 I have William's texts on my phone. 396 00:19:23,693 --> 00:19:25,059 My children know how to make it look like 397 00:19:25,061 --> 00:19:27,344 someone sent them a text message when they haven't, 398 00:19:27,346 --> 00:19:29,981 so I'm sure you know the same tricks. 399 00:19:29,983 --> 00:19:34,518 He... he helped transfer Cece's money to me. 400 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,987 You can ask Lola. 401 00:19:35,989 --> 00:19:38,572 Well, Lola's out of the country doing a film in Budapest, 402 00:19:38,574 --> 00:19:42,026 so unfortunately, she's, uh, not available. 403 00:19:42,028 --> 00:19:43,711 I'm gonna go get the doorman. 404 00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:46,831 What are you doing? 405 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,968 I'm getting exactly what I wanted... to be with Lily, 406 00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:53,471 the love of my life, the mother of my children. 407 00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:54,922 And I thank you... 408 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:58,926 I truly thank you for the role you played in making that possible. 409 00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:01,562 I'll tell everyone. 410 00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:02,713 I'll tell the media. 411 00:20:03,733 --> 00:20:04,899 The media? 412 00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:06,884 I don't think so. 413 00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:08,052 You're a lifetime movie called. 414 00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:10,738 "Nobody gives a damn: The Ivy Dickens story." 415 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,556 I don't know what you have to complain about. 416 00:20:12,558 --> 00:20:13,991 You got Lola's money. 417 00:20:13,993 --> 00:20:15,076 Now go back to Florida, 418 00:20:15,078 --> 00:20:18,079 run along and be the queen of the swamp people. 419 00:20:18,081 --> 00:20:19,563 You're the devil! 420 00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:20,748 All right, miss. 421 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,066 Don't make me have to call the police. 422 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:25,736 I loved you, William, with all my heart! I did! 423 00:20:25,738 --> 00:20:27,621 Ivy and Serena's daddy doctor? 424 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:29,457 Didn't see that one coming. 425 00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,094 Oh. What do you two want? 426 00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,880 You. 427 00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:38,716 Look, don't be mad. 428 00:20:38,718 --> 00:20:41,218 I came back because I wanna understand. 429 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,020 No, I'm... I'm not mad. I just... 430 00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:47,608 Okay, have you ever wanted something so badly, 431 00:20:47,610 --> 00:20:49,593 but you just know you're not gonna get it? 432 00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:51,395 Oh, that's right. 433 00:20:51,397 --> 00:20:53,697 I... I forgot who I'm talking to. Of course you haven't. 434 00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:57,218 But that... that was... that was... my whole life. 435 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,569 And the moment you walked away from me, 436 00:20:58,571 --> 00:21:01,155 I knew there was no way I could ever 437 00:21:01,157 --> 00:21:04,458 pull you out of your world and into mine. 438 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,976 But I couldn't give up. 439 00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:10,548 Wait. The school trip to the "Intrepid" museum? 440 00:21:10,550 --> 00:21:13,117 Yeah. I overheard two girls talking about you 441 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,452 in your white dress, getting wet, 442 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:18,639 and, um... 443 00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:21,776 one girl thought that you would be laughingstock. 444 00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:24,228 You know, and that... and that everyone would be... 445 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:25,262 talking about you, 446 00:21:25,264 --> 00:21:28,349 but then her friend said, 447 00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:30,151 "that's the point. 448 00:21:30,153 --> 00:21:32,153 You're no one until you're talked about." 449 00:21:32,155 --> 00:21:36,023 So you came home, and you told all of this to Jenny, 450 00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:38,526 and that was the beginning of "Gossip Girl"? 451 00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,497 So you've had the power to reveal her identity this entire time? 452 00:21:43,499 --> 00:21:45,032 Come. We have a mission. 453 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,417 "We"? "We" who? 454 00:21:46,419 --> 00:21:48,519 What... what mission? 455 00:21:48,521 --> 00:21:51,255 Do you two seriously not have any idea why I'm here? 456 00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,344 What have you been doing for the last 12 hours? 457 00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:08,689 So obviously, Gossip Girl's known you all since ninth grade, 458 00:22:08,691 --> 00:22:10,641 but it's doubtful that someone older 459 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:11,809 would've cared about a bunch of freshmen, 460 00:22:11,811 --> 00:22:14,178 so she's the same age. Or younger. 461 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:15,479 That's what we always figured. 462 00:22:15,481 --> 00:22:17,064 But you went to different colleges after graduation. 463 00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:18,616 She couldn't have followed all of you. 464 00:22:18,618 --> 00:22:19,817 By that time, it didn't matter. 465 00:22:19,819 --> 00:22:21,452 She'd already built up her network of sources. 466 00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:23,704 I mean, she could've been anywhere in the world. 467 00:22:23,706 --> 00:22:26,023 Like at Sarah Lawrence, where Eric Van Der Woodsen goes? 468 00:22:26,025 --> 00:22:28,325 Or maybe London, where Jenny Humphrey lives? 469 00:22:28,327 --> 00:22:29,627 I thought of that. 470 00:22:29,629 --> 00:22:31,495 Eric maybe, but Gossip Girl was pretty brutal on Jenny. 471 00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:33,130 I mean, no one would do that to themselves. 472 00:22:33,132 --> 00:22:35,332 Are you kidding? Battling Blair, the fashion line... 473 00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:36,467 even you had a crush on her. 474 00:22:36,469 --> 00:22:39,536 Little J. Was my idol in seventh grade. 475 00:22:39,538 --> 00:22:40,804 But I get your point. 476 00:22:40,806 --> 00:22:42,940 Is there anyone Gossip Girl ever went easy on? 477 00:22:42,942 --> 00:22:44,925 Someone she cared about? That could be a clue. 478 00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:47,228 The only selfless thing she ever did 479 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:50,231 was shut down after Chuck and Blair's accident. 480 00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:53,317 Although, she did lead Dan and Blair to Juliet 481 00:22:53,319 --> 00:22:56,053 after Serena was drugged. That was the right thing to do. 482 00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:57,988 And wasn't there a lot of stuff that she knew but didn't post 483 00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:00,608 until Serena went to war with her at graduation? 484 00:23:00,610 --> 00:23:03,277 Maybe Gossip Girl was really our guardian angel. 485 00:23:06,398 --> 00:23:08,916 Spotted... Chuck Bass back in Manhattan. 486 00:23:08,918 --> 00:23:11,702 We hear he's on his way to turn himself in. 487 00:23:11,704 --> 00:23:15,673 Who's up for a little stakeout at the big house? 488 00:23:15,675 --> 00:23:16,840 Well, so much for that theory. 489 00:23:16,842 --> 00:23:17,958 Yeah. 490 00:23:20,679 --> 00:23:22,630 Jack? 491 00:23:22,632 --> 00:23:24,598 Come on. Let's go. 492 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,855 Take your time. I mean, whatever. Come on, let's go! 493 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,067 Did you just see what I saw? 494 00:23:43,069 --> 00:23:46,153 What are the chances that Serena, Dan, Nate, and Georgina Sparks 495 00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:49,273 all decided to check out the Warhol exhibit together? 496 00:23:49,275 --> 00:23:51,458 Zero. Come on, ally. 497 00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,721 Hey, mom! 498 00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:04,722 Chuck! 499 00:24:04,724 --> 00:24:06,557 Sorry I couldn't call. 500 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,741 You really scared us, man. 501 00:24:07,743 --> 00:24:09,293 Oh! I'm so glad you're safe. 502 00:24:09,295 --> 00:24:12,062 You know, just a little confused as to why we're all here. 503 00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:13,463 Are you saying good-bye before you turn yourself in? 504 00:24:13,465 --> 00:24:16,466 Why does everyone look like they're here for a funeral? 505 00:24:16,468 --> 00:24:19,570 When you're here for a wedding. 506 00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:23,473 A woman like Blair deserves to be married with style, 507 00:24:23,475 --> 00:24:24,908 surrounded by friends and family. 508 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:26,577 No Bass man would let himself be stopped 509 00:24:26,579 --> 00:24:28,746 by a little thing like a tristate A.P.B. 510 00:24:28,748 --> 00:24:30,581 Hey, enough with the small talk. 511 00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:32,199 We all have a job to do. 512 00:24:32,201 --> 00:24:33,867 Blair and Chuck, stay out of sight. 513 00:24:33,869 --> 00:24:35,869 Then we meet at the Bethesda Fountain 514 00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:37,121 and get married. 515 00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:41,258 Miss Eleanor, go... go get the dress! A... and... and the rings! 516 00:24:41,260 --> 00:24:43,927 The rings! You! You! Rings! 517 00:24:43,929 --> 00:24:45,495 And... and, uh, mister... 518 00:24:55,024 --> 00:24:56,807 Chuck and Blair are getting married?! 519 00:24:56,809 --> 00:25:00,060 This is the biggest "Gossip Girl" story ever." 520 00:25:11,170 --> 00:25:13,272 Oh, my gosh! 521 00:25:13,274 --> 00:25:15,157 You look amazing! 522 00:25:15,159 --> 00:25:17,075 B., the dress is perfection! 523 00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:20,645 Well, a lifelong relationship with Elie Saab does have its perks. 524 00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:21,830 My mother did well. 525 00:25:21,832 --> 00:25:24,249 Hey, have you seen Dan? I'm a little nervous. 526 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:26,882 The last time he was in charge of flowers, we ended up 527 00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:29,671 with Damien Dalgaard's purple tulip. 528 00:25:29,673 --> 00:25:33,342 Well, speaking of, is Dan here as your date? 529 00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:35,493 I mean, after he published his hate piece, 530 00:25:35,495 --> 00:25:37,129 I'm surprised you're even talking to him at all. 531 00:25:37,131 --> 00:25:39,047 Yeah, he had his reasons. I don't know. 532 00:25:39,049 --> 00:25:41,466 I'm... I'm still trying to figure it out. 533 00:25:41,468 --> 00:25:43,602 And come on, it's not like Chuck didn't do 534 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:45,503 his fair share of terrible things to you. 535 00:25:45,505 --> 00:25:46,605 Ancient history! 536 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,057 And besides, Chuck is one of us, whereas Dan, 537 00:25:49,059 --> 00:25:50,859 despite his years of trying, never will be. 538 00:25:50,861 --> 00:25:53,662 What does "one of us" even mean after all this time? 539 00:25:53,664 --> 00:25:55,063 He's friends with our friends. 540 00:25:55,065 --> 00:25:57,849 We... we both dated him. His father married my mother. 541 00:25:57,851 --> 00:26:00,185 His... his new apartment is in my building. 542 00:26:00,187 --> 00:26:03,171 S., we all hoped that Humble Humphrey would overcome 543 00:26:03,173 --> 00:26:06,625 his Brooklyn roots to join a higher social strata. 544 00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:08,076 I mean, after all, it's the American dream. 545 00:26:08,078 --> 00:26:10,912 But let's face it. In his case, the dream has died. 546 00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:15,033 Just give him one more chance. You don't know the whole story. 547 00:26:15,035 --> 00:26:17,535 I know what I need to know, and that is, 548 00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:19,755 Serena Van Der Woodsen will never end up 549 00:26:19,757 --> 00:26:21,673 with a powerless striver. 550 00:26:29,349 --> 00:26:31,650 Where are you going? The fountain is that way. 551 00:26:31,652 --> 00:26:33,652 Yeah, I might be a little late for that. 552 00:26:33,654 --> 00:26:35,053 There's something I gotta take care of first. 553 00:26:35,055 --> 00:26:37,239 Something? Like what? If this is about the final chapter, 554 00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:38,556 you better not be giving it to "Vanity Fair" 555 00:26:38,558 --> 00:26:39,574 before I've read it. 556 00:26:39,576 --> 00:26:41,109 I'm not giving it to "Vanity Fair". 557 00:26:41,111 --> 00:26:43,662 What? Wait! Where are you going?! 558 00:26:43,664 --> 00:26:46,948 Stop it! Oh! 559 00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:49,284 Should I even ask what happened on that rooftop? 560 00:26:49,286 --> 00:26:50,952 The less you know, the better. 561 00:26:50,954 --> 00:26:52,404 Ah. Then for once, 562 00:26:52,406 --> 00:26:53,905 I guess it's a good thing that I'm out of the loop. 563 00:26:53,907 --> 00:26:56,408 Chuck! Hey! 564 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,960 Sorry to interrupt your last fling, but I got the rings. 565 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:00,095 The choice was between. 566 00:27:00,097 --> 00:27:01,963 Byzantine cross and Egyptian snake. 567 00:27:01,965 --> 00:27:05,050 I assume, like attracted like, and you went with the snake? 568 00:27:05,052 --> 00:27:07,636 You know me well, nephew. 569 00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:09,421 Nate. 570 00:27:09,423 --> 00:27:10,588 This is for you. 571 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:11,756 It's my final chapter. 572 00:27:11,758 --> 00:27:12,974 You mean my final chapter, 573 00:27:12,976 --> 00:27:14,893 and it's not for you. 574 00:27:19,765 --> 00:27:21,766 Wait. This is about Gossip Girl. 575 00:27:21,768 --> 00:27:23,952 That's yours to publish in "The Spectator." 576 00:27:23,954 --> 00:27:25,203 I know you gave up your search to help Serena. 577 00:27:25,205 --> 00:27:26,738 Now you have all your answers. 578 00:27:26,740 --> 00:27:28,740 Dan, this is incredible. 579 00:27:30,109 --> 00:27:31,376 I have to find sage. 580 00:27:31,378 --> 00:27:33,662 I mean, she can run this down to the office. 581 00:27:33,664 --> 00:27:34,996 Thanks, man. 582 00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:36,915 I mean, this could change my life. 583 00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:38,667 Mine, too, hopefully. 584 00:27:40,136 --> 00:27:42,471 I should've known better than to back a horse from D.U.M.B.O. 585 00:27:42,473 --> 00:27:45,623 All right, don't let anyone stop you or ask any questions. 586 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:47,092 Just go straight to my computer and start typing. 587 00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:48,894 Post paragraph by paragraph if you need to. 588 00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:50,145 Got it. 589 00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:53,982 What is taking Gossip Girl so long? 590 00:27:53,984 --> 00:27:55,100 I don't know. 591 00:27:55,102 --> 00:27:56,435 But if Gossip Girl doesn't care about out tip, 592 00:27:56,437 --> 00:27:57,635 I bet the police will. 593 00:27:57,637 --> 00:27:59,154 Thea! The police? 594 00:27:59,156 --> 00:28:01,473 What? Chuck's a fugitive from the law. 595 00:28:01,475 --> 00:28:05,077 If it's not on "G.G.," at least it'll be on the news. 596 00:28:05,079 --> 00:28:08,864 Hi, I have information on the location of Chuck Bass. 597 00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:40,479 To quote Siddhartha, 598 00:28:40,481 --> 00:28:43,348 we are not going in circles. We are going upward. 599 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,402 The path is a spiral. 600 00:28:48,739 --> 00:28:50,322 We have already climbed many ste... 601 00:28:50,324 --> 00:28:52,357 Cyrus, I think that is enough. 602 00:28:52,359 --> 00:28:54,493 Perhaps we could skip to the "I do" part. 603 00:28:54,495 --> 00:28:56,495 Where's the rings? 604 00:29:00,334 --> 00:29:01,466 Do you, Chuck, 605 00:29:01,468 --> 00:29:03,868 take Blair to be your lawfully wedded wife? 606 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:05,387 Three words. Eight letters. 607 00:29:05,389 --> 00:29:07,539 Blair, do you take Chuck to be your lawfully wedded husband? 608 00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,707 One word. Three letters. Yes! 609 00:29:09,709 --> 00:29:11,843 Then by the power invested in me by the great state of New York, 610 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:13,645 I now pronounce you man and wife! 611 00:29:13,647 --> 00:29:15,347 You may kiss the bride! 612 00:29:23,607 --> 00:29:25,774 Chuck Bass! 613 00:29:28,278 --> 00:29:31,496 Chuck Bass? You need to come with us. 614 00:29:31,498 --> 00:29:32,781 You, too, Ms. Waldorf. 615 00:29:32,783 --> 00:29:33,949 I'm with you. 616 00:29:33,951 --> 00:29:35,000 Me, too. 617 00:29:35,002 --> 00:29:36,001 And me. 618 00:29:40,374 --> 00:29:41,739 Right on cue, Gossip Girl. 619 00:29:41,741 --> 00:29:43,625 It's not Gossip Girl. 620 00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,210 It's "The Spectator". 621 00:30:03,578 --> 00:30:04,777 I'm shocked. 622 00:30:04,779 --> 00:30:06,144 I thought it was Dorota. 623 00:30:07,748 --> 00:30:08,831 What? 624 00:30:10,484 --> 00:30:13,285 Seriously? 625 00:30:17,825 --> 00:30:19,758 No... 626 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,043 way. 627 00:30:21,045 --> 00:30:23,179 Oh, you have got to be kidding me. 628 00:30:27,885 --> 00:30:29,602 That little bitch! 629 00:30:31,189 --> 00:30:33,005 Hey, Upper East Siders. 630 00:30:33,007 --> 00:30:34,390 Gossip Girl here, 631 00:30:34,392 --> 00:30:38,194 and I have the biggest news ever. 632 00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:42,147 "Serena! You're back from boarding school." 633 00:30:42,149 --> 00:30:45,784 "Yeah. Hi, Blair. So I gotta go... ". 634 00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:47,369 Come on, Bell. Can you just try a little harder? 635 00:30:47,371 --> 00:30:48,988 I'm sorry. If I'm being really honest, Rachel, 636 00:30:48,990 --> 00:30:50,906 I don't think you can pull off high school anymore. 637 00:30:52,076 --> 00:30:53,125 Thanks a lot. 638 00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:54,210 Sorry. 639 00:30:54,212 --> 00:30:55,377 Oh, come on! You are always on that thing. 640 00:30:55,379 --> 00:30:57,046 This audition's really important to me. 641 00:30:57,048 --> 00:30:58,581 Plus, the book is a best-seller 642 00:30:58,583 --> 00:30:59,748 and it has a built-in movie audience. 643 00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:02,585 Dan Humphrey is a really good writer. 644 00:31:02,587 --> 00:31:03,886 O.M.G. 645 00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:06,388 You are not going to believe who Gossip Girl is. 646 00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:09,508 Wait. Gossip Girl is real? 647 00:31:13,297 --> 00:31:14,747 The Upper East Side 648 00:31:14,749 --> 00:31:17,483 was like something from Fitzgerald or Thackeray... 649 00:31:17,485 --> 00:31:20,286 teenagers acting like adults, 650 00:31:20,288 --> 00:31:21,954 adults acting like teenagers, 651 00:31:21,956 --> 00:31:23,789 guarding secrets, spreading gossip, 652 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:27,993 all with the trappings of truly opulent wealth. 653 00:31:27,995 --> 00:31:29,662 And membership in this community was so elite, 654 00:31:29,664 --> 00:31:31,914 you couldn't even buy your way in. 655 00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,666 It was a birthright... 656 00:31:33,668 --> 00:31:35,134 a birthright I didn't have 657 00:31:35,136 --> 00:31:37,720 and my greatest achievements would never earn me. 658 00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:40,005 All I had to compare to this world 659 00:31:40,007 --> 00:31:41,557 was what I'd read in books. 660 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:42,808 But that gave me the idea. 661 00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:47,179 If I wasn't born into this world, 662 00:31:47,181 --> 00:31:50,316 maybe I could write myself into it. 663 00:31:51,852 --> 00:31:53,686 I'd overheard enough conversations 664 00:31:53,688 --> 00:31:54,987 to be able to mimic the language 665 00:31:54,989 --> 00:31:56,054 of the Constance girls, 666 00:31:56,056 --> 00:31:57,990 but every writer needs his muse. 667 00:31:57,992 --> 00:32:01,494 And it wasn't until that photo of Serena in the white dress 668 00:32:01,496 --> 00:32:04,080 that I knew I had something strong enough 669 00:32:04,082 --> 00:32:05,698 to actually create a legend... 670 00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,065 and launch a web site. 671 00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:08,751 Within weeks, I was getting dozens of e-mails 672 00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:11,203 with stories about Upper East Siders, 673 00:32:11,205 --> 00:32:13,038 so I posted them anonymously. 674 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,673 And then I got more. 675 00:32:14,675 --> 00:32:16,258 Oh, my God. 676 00:32:16,260 --> 00:32:17,510 Before lon it was a monster. 677 00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:19,077 Everyone was sending tips. 678 00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:21,414 I am so glad Gossip Girl finally got her balls back. 679 00:32:21,416 --> 00:32:24,416 And when Serena came back from boarding school... 680 00:32:25,419 --> 00:32:27,720 I wrote my first post about me... 681 00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:28,921 Lonely Boy... 682 00:32:28,923 --> 00:32:32,057 the outsider, the underdog. 683 00:32:32,059 --> 00:32:33,476 I might've been a joke, but... 684 00:32:34,695 --> 00:32:36,094 at least people were talking about me. 685 00:32:36,095 --> 00:32:40,132 This is a hell of a thing you pulled off, kid. 686 00:32:40,134 --> 00:32:41,450 I'm in awe. 687 00:32:41,452 --> 00:32:43,269 I hacked it and stole it from him. 688 00:32:43,271 --> 00:32:44,520 That makes me way more awesome. 689 00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:47,273 No, you stole it after I shut it down. 690 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,358 And when you started it back up, I just stole it again. 691 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,678 I should've known it was you on the surveillance tape Diana sent me. 692 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,780 You were the only one who wasn't there with us that night. 693 00:32:54,782 --> 00:32:56,315 And you're the only one who owns a hoodie. 694 00:32:56,317 --> 00:32:58,517 The one I felt stupid about was graduation, 695 00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:01,854 when I asked Gossip Girl to meet me, and then Dan showed up. 696 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,125 Son. 697 00:33:06,127 --> 00:33:07,376 Dad. 698 00:33:07,378 --> 00:33:09,161 I figured you'd be here waiting for Chuck and Blair. 699 00:33:09,163 --> 00:33:11,047 We need to talk. 700 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,051 I should drink. 701 00:33:15,053 --> 00:33:16,635 Me, too. 702 00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:18,170 Uh, vodka on the rocks. 703 00:33:18,172 --> 00:33:20,539 Big glass, not too many rocks. 704 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:21,807 Three olives. 705 00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:28,514 Dan, I cannot believe you are the one responsible for all of this poison. 706 00:33:28,516 --> 00:33:30,733 The damage you've done to your friends, to your family, 707 00:33:30,735 --> 00:33:31,767 to your own sister! 708 00:33:31,769 --> 00:33:33,652 Jenny wanted to get on "Gossip Girl". 709 00:33:33,654 --> 00:33:35,571 She's known it was me for years. 710 00:33:35,573 --> 00:33:37,106 If there's ever anything she really didn't want posted, 711 00:33:37,108 --> 00:33:38,407 all she had to do was ask. 712 00:33:38,409 --> 00:33:41,160 You told the whole world about her losing her virginity! 713 00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:43,395 No, no, no. No, she sent that tip in herself. 714 00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:44,747 She wanted to get out of New York, 715 00:33:44,749 --> 00:33:45,865 but she didn't feel like 716 00:33:45,867 --> 00:33:47,065 she had the strength to leave on her own. 717 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,535 So she knew if Blair found out the truth, 718 00:33:49,537 --> 00:33:51,721 she wouldn't have a choice. 719 00:33:54,341 --> 00:33:56,459 Her leaving town... 720 00:33:56,461 --> 00:33:58,594 was the best thing that ever happened to Jenny. 721 00:33:58,596 --> 00:33:59,595 Yeah. I mean, look, dad, 722 00:33:59,597 --> 00:34:02,181 I... I know... I know 723 00:34:02,183 --> 00:34:05,050 I've screwed up, and plenty of times. 724 00:34:05,052 --> 00:34:06,919 But I've always tried to do the right thing, 725 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:09,105 like you taught me. 726 00:34:13,477 --> 00:34:14,760 Tell me everything. 727 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:17,680 Dan was as hard on himself as he was any of us. 728 00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,231 And he wouldn't have had anything to post 729 00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:21,217 if everyone hadn't been sending in tips. 730 00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:22,401 I never sent in one tip. 731 00:34:22,403 --> 00:34:23,536 Saint Nate. 732 00:34:23,538 --> 00:34:25,738 Come on, what was the worst thing Gossip Girl ever wrote about you? 733 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:26,822 If anyone should be mad... 734 00:34:27,909 --> 00:34:29,274 it... it should be me... or me and Blair. 735 00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,459 We're here! 736 00:34:30,461 --> 00:34:31,827 You're free! 737 00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:33,245 So everything's okay? 738 00:34:33,247 --> 00:34:35,998 Well, Cyrus is finishing up at the police station. 739 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,115 But we refused to talk. 740 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,467 And since there's no actual evidence 741 00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:40,118 that Chuck was even on that roof... 742 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,303 And no witness... 743 00:34:41,305 --> 00:34:42,421 Except his wife. 744 00:34:42,423 --> 00:34:44,056 They had to no choice but to let us go. 745 00:34:44,058 --> 00:34:46,058 Bart's death will be ruled as an accident. 746 00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:47,309 Thank you. 747 00:34:47,311 --> 00:34:49,895 No, this is actually for her. 748 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,900 Miss Blair, I... I so worried about you and, uh, Mr. Chuck, 749 00:34:54,902 --> 00:34:57,770 and brain exploding from Lonely Boy news. 750 00:34:57,772 --> 00:34:59,021 I need vodka. 751 00:34:59,023 --> 00:35:01,473 We all need lots of vodka, Dorota. 752 00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:02,658 And champagne. 753 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:05,778 My mother and Lily are at Citarella right now getting food. 754 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:08,364 We're gonna have a wedding reception. 755 00:35:08,366 --> 00:35:11,283 And don't even think that you will be invited, Humphrey. 756 00:35:11,285 --> 00:35:13,169 We read while we were waiting. 757 00:35:13,171 --> 00:35:14,503 You have a lot of explaining to do. 758 00:35:14,505 --> 00:35:15,871 What do you wanna know, Blair? 759 00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:18,657 What do you look so amused for? 760 00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:19,959 Uh, it's just that I felt the same way 761 00:35:19,961 --> 00:35:22,244 until I realized that I'm fine with it. 762 00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,829 Fine? 763 00:35:23,831 --> 00:35:26,665 He stopped posting after our accident. 764 00:35:26,667 --> 00:35:28,184 He shut down the site. 765 00:35:28,186 --> 00:35:30,853 I mean, we always knew it was one of us, right? 766 00:35:30,855 --> 00:35:32,771 I always thought it was Dorota! 767 00:35:34,225 --> 00:35:36,108 You know, I actually thought it was Eric for a little bit, 768 00:35:36,110 --> 00:35:37,393 and then I thought it was you, Rufus. 769 00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:38,777 My dad? Come on. 770 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:41,897 Hey! It could've been me. I always thought it was Nate. 771 00:35:41,899 --> 00:35:43,115 Did anyone think it could be me? 772 00:35:43,117 --> 00:35:45,701 My money was on the blonde broad in London. 773 00:35:47,038 --> 00:35:49,321 Why do you all think that this is funny? 774 00:35:49,323 --> 00:35:51,574 Gossip Girl ruined our lives! 775 00:35:51,576 --> 00:35:53,876 Is your life really ruined, Blair? 776 00:35:53,878 --> 00:35:55,327 If you think about it, 777 00:35:55,329 --> 00:35:56,662 we're all on track to do exactly what we wanted to do. 778 00:35:56,664 --> 00:35:59,465 But he schemed and lied and spread horrible stories. 779 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,901 Blair, I think you're just mad because Dan was the one 780 00:36:01,903 --> 00:36:03,586 who was pulling the strings all along. 781 00:36:03,588 --> 00:36:06,005 This whole time, I had more power than you. 782 00:36:06,007 --> 00:36:09,225 But what he did with that power was write a love letter... 783 00:36:09,227 --> 00:36:10,876 not just to me but to all of us. 784 00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,262 It made me realize I don't want to run away, 785 00:36:13,264 --> 00:36:17,566 that... that you guys are my family, and I belong here. 786 00:36:17,568 --> 00:36:19,935 And so does Dan. 787 00:36:22,539 --> 00:36:25,824 Well, I guess that means it's all over now, 788 00:36:25,826 --> 00:36:28,727 that we can all grow up and move on. 789 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,779 Yeah. 790 00:36:30,781 --> 00:36:33,381 Gossip Girl's dead. 791 00:37:02,997 --> 00:37:04,581 Good to see you again. 792 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:06,132 Mr. Archibald, what do you say to speculation that you'll be 793 00:37:06,134 --> 00:37:08,635 announcing your bid for the mayor's race any day now? 794 00:37:08,637 --> 00:37:10,753 I say New York is the greatest city in the world. 795 00:37:10,755 --> 00:37:12,205 Who wouldn't wanna be mayor? 796 00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:13,890 You'd be the youngest mayor ever in the history of the city. 797 00:37:13,892 --> 00:37:16,042 Only if I win. And I haven't even said if I'm running. 798 00:37:16,044 --> 00:37:18,178 The polls already have you out in front. 799 00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:20,096 I promise I'll answer any questions you have tomorrow, 800 00:37:20,098 --> 00:37:22,815 but right now there's somewhere I have to be. 801 00:37:38,877 --> 00:37:40,211 Thank you, Mr. Henry. 802 00:37:40,213 --> 00:37:42,596 You very good boy, help tidy up for party. 803 00:37:43,749 --> 00:37:44,798 Look who's here! 804 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,433 Daddy! 805 00:37:46,435 --> 00:37:47,918 Ah! 806 00:37:49,105 --> 00:37:50,471 There is my grandson! Henry! 807 00:37:50,473 --> 00:37:52,223 Come here, boy! Come here! Come here! Come here! 808 00:37:52,225 --> 00:37:53,691 Come on! Ah! 809 00:37:53,693 --> 00:37:54,725 How are you? 810 00:37:54,727 --> 00:37:56,193 The place looks great. 811 00:37:56,195 --> 00:37:57,945 It was all Blair. Thank you. 812 00:37:59,232 --> 00:38:01,782 No. No, I told you that Tuesday is not soon enough. 813 00:38:01,784 --> 00:38:04,601 I need the samples in the showroom by Monday. 814 00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:06,537 Okay, I have to go. I have guests. 815 00:38:06,539 --> 00:38:08,322 Xiexie. Zaijian. 816 00:38:08,324 --> 00:38:10,741 Do you have any idea how many times I'd wondered 817 00:38:10,743 --> 00:38:11,959 if we'd ever make it to this day? 818 00:38:11,961 --> 00:38:13,794 And now... here we are. 819 00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:15,162 No doubt thanks to your wonderful parenting. 820 00:38:15,164 --> 00:38:16,280 Mm! Oh, my... 821 00:38:17,383 --> 00:38:18,582 I know. I know. 822 00:38:18,584 --> 00:38:21,285 Last-minute inspiration. 823 00:38:21,287 --> 00:38:22,503 How is she? 824 00:38:22,505 --> 00:38:24,621 Oh, great. Not nervous at all. I am. I need a drink. 825 00:38:29,128 --> 00:38:30,844 Hey. Sorry I'm late. Hey, looking good. 826 00:39:53,979 --> 00:39:56,597 You may be rid of Dan Humphrey, 827 00:39:56,599 --> 00:39:58,766 but you'll never be rid of me. 828 00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:03,553 There will always be someone on the outside, 829 00:40:03,555 --> 00:40:04,905 wanting to get in. 830 00:40:29,014 --> 00:40:30,347 Who am I now? 831 00:40:30,349 --> 00:40:32,883 That's one secret I'll never tell. 832 00:40:32,885 --> 00:40:35,885 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.