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The only thing more delicious
than my meal last night

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was the age-defiant owner.

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Run don't walk to Jimmy's Restaurant.

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Five stars,

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(phone buzzes)

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(chuckles) I'm glad.

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(phone rings)

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Hey! That's my parking spot, chief!

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Oh, hey, you!

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Are you here?

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You know it. Yeah.
I'll see you in a second. Bye.

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(ringing)

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Um, what's the address of the park...

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that I'm at?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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Sync and corrections by squallounet
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Guys, here's why Jimmy couldn't make it.

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Yeah, my quake app is showing
a 2.1 magnitude in Big Bear.

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(chuckles) I knew I felt something.

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No, honey, what you were feeling

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was frustration, disappointment,

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hopefully a little rage.

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- Let it out, Gerald.
- No. Damn it!

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How could he do this?

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She turned two!

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He's dead to me, guys.

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JIMMY: I'm here!

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- Hey. Jimmy!
- Sorry I'm late.

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(laughs) Good to see you, man.

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Oh, good, Edie, he brought the champagne.

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Ooh, rough turnout.

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Did you even hire a party promoter?

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Next time, I have a guy.

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No, you are two hours late
to a two-hour party, Jimmy.

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- You missed it.
- Are you serious?

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That's my style;
I show up fashionably late

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so I don't have to have
awkward chit-chat with the host.

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The host was me.

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Clearly my plan didn't work.

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All right, what'd I miss?

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Yeah, yeah, your only
granddaughter's second birthday.

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Oh, I apologize, Edie.

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But if your party was better,
then more people would be here

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and I wouldn't have missed it.

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I just cleaned this.

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Don't make me get it dirty again.

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All right, I get it.

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I screwed up, but you know what?

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I know how to make this up
to Edie. You know how?

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By paying for her college education?

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No, I'm gonna have

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an even better party for her
at my restaurant tomorrow.

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Everyone's invited, friends,

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family, important people I know.

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Oh, invite your brother.

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Is he still in Palm Springs? Frederick?

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No, no, no. He's busy.

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Busy being a nut job?

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Does he still keep
that sword in his trunk?

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(laughs) He is crazy. He is.

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Anyway, it's gonna be a great party.

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Party starts at 1:00.
You guys all show up at...

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- 3:00?
- Now you're getting it!

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Listen, you don't, uh,
you don't need to do this.

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Have you ever even thrown
a kid's birthday party before?

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Gerald, I've hosted Mariah
Carey's 40th birthday party

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for the last five years.

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I think I can throw a party
for a two-year-old kid

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who's not even famous. This is what I do.

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This is what I like to do, Gerald.

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Annelise, I need you to throw me a party.

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Now? I'm visiting my grandmother's grave.

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Is she going somewhere?

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(sighs)

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- I'll be there soon.
- Good, thanks, sweetie.

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- Oh, and tell her I said hi.
- Okay.

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Look, if you, uh, if you really
want to crush this,

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it would be cool if you got
Big Bird to make an appearance.

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Edie and I are really huge fans.

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Got it. Get a bird.

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No, no, no, Big Bird.

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Yeah, all right, it'll be huge.

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Uh, you know, before you go, I,
uh, I wanted to ask

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- your opinion about something.
- Yeah, I'd lose the shirt.

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What? Um, no.

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See, I'm working on this
whole master plan for my life.

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Step One: Meet my dad.

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Check.

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Step Two: Get some cool shirts.

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Apparently not check.

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Uh, Step Three: Bust out
of the friend zone with Vanessa.

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You guys have a baby together.

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I'm pretty sure the word "friend
zone" doesn't apply here.

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Plus, I heard feminists
don't like that term.

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Yeah, we don't, but it's easier to use it.

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Anyway, I was thinking about
sending her anonymous hydrangeas

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for her 26th birthday.

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Then on her 27th birthday,

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reveal it was me.

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(engine starts)

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Watch your toes.

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Fernando, where's my raw bar?

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My raw bar.

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Rose, these are gift certificates

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for a massage at Highland Spa.

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Make sure every kid gets one.

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Okay, watch-watch the cannolis.

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Why the hell are we doing this?

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I thought we hated children.

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He's in the doghouse

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for missing his granddaughter's b-day.

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Edie needs to get over herself.

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I'm on Team Jimmy.

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Bros before grandhos, right?

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That felt horrible to say.

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Guys, this isn't just
about me fixing my mistake.

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This is a golden opportunity in disguise.

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I'm throwing a party at
my Michelin-quality restaurant,

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the likes of which these people
have never seen before.

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I'm gonna be a hero.

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Am I too obsessed with being loved?

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- BOTH: Yes.
- Who's to say?

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Oh, look, the magician is starting.

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This is the trick that killed my mentor.

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(motor starts)

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(gasping)

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(kids screaming)

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(revving)

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Hey, kid, do you know
how much that caviar costs?

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I'm too young to know prices.

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Enjoy your childhood.

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Because when you grow up,
the world will be out of water.

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JIMMY: Owning a restaurant?

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Piece of cake.

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Being a parent?

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Hardest job in the world, right?

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Being a grandparent is no cakewalk either.

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We don't have the energy you all have.

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Well...

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People ask us, "Where do you live?"

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We tell them, huh?

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"The bathroom!"

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(laughter)

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I live in a modern loft downtown.

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Well, this is awkward.

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You and me at the same party.

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Oh, you're the chef, right?

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(laughs) Yeah, I think you know who I am.

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The chef?

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Look, it's totally natural

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you and I would be wary of each other.

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We're both kind of like sons to Jimmy.

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Oh, I'm not like a son to Jimmy.

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Look, I'm just gonna cut
to the chase here, bub.

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I feel totally threatened by you,

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and I'm not sure how to process it.

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Boom!

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I'm sorry, I didn't mean... I'm sorry.

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(gasping)

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Hey,

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did you, um,

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invite a bunch of fancy people

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to the party to show off?

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I'm not trying to showing off.

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Oh, say, did you see
Richie Sambora is playing?

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Oh, Sambora.

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You know what kids like.

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Wait till you taste the cake.

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It's tiramisu made with Saint Lucian rum.

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Can the kids eat that?

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Oh, we have another cake.

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Ravi, get another cake.

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Gotcha.

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Oh, say, were you invited
to Ethan Purcell's

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third birthday party next weekend?

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'Cause I was.

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What?

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Look, if it upsets you that much,

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I can get you on the list.

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You invited my brother?

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Yeah, turns out he wasn't busy.

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- I'm gonna go say hi.
- Yeah, definitely.

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Uh, one thing you should know, though.

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Uh, he thinks you're a deadbeat

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who ran out on me
when I got pregnant with Gerald.

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What?! I didn't know you were pregnant.

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Why would he think that?

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It was something he heard...

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from me.

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Why would you lie about that?

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I knew my family would think I was crazy

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for raising Gerald alone,
so I just made it up,

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so that it would seem
like it was out of my hands.

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Well, go tell him the truth.

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I will.

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Eventually.

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But, um, if get into this now,

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it'll ruin Edie's party.

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Can you just go along

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with this for now, please?

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All right, fine.

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But you owe me for my selflessness.

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Eh, Gandhi in Gucci over here.

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I mean, it probably won't even come up.

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Hey, sis.

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Hey, Frederick.

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Jimmy, thank you so much for inviting me.

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I'm gonna hit the bathroom, get a drink,

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and then at some point,
I'm gonna come back

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and I'm gonna kill you, so...

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The birthday girl's here!

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ALL: Surprise!

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(children screaming)

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Surprise. Did he say "kill"?

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Frederick, can I have a word?

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No.

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Oh.

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Aw, I'm kidding.

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(chuckles)

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Lighten up, James.

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You think I'm telling everybody

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about what you did to Sara?

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No, I don't think that. Are you?

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Yes.

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I'm kidding. No, no.

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I'm confused.

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So was Sara when you left her.

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Listen, about that.

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Could you keep that to yourself?

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I've invited some
very important people here.

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And my reputation is important to me.

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But, hey, look.

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I feel terrible about, um,

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about what I did.

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You know what?

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Apology accepted.

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Really?

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No.

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- Yes. No.
- Yes?

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Yes. No, yes.

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(groans)

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You better eat that.

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What?

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I have to go to the bathroom.

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Second door on the left.

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What?

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Can you please help me?

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That is not my department, kid.

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I'm gonna go on the floor.

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Come on!

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Nope!

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Uh, Vanessa?

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I wanted to talk to you about something.

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I only stole massage gift cards
from the rich kids.

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- What?
- Fine! Here.

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No, that's not what I'm talking about.

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So-so-so sorry.

268
00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,534
Um, where do you want the falcon?

269
00:09:35,602 --> 00:09:36,936
"The falcon"?

270
00:09:37,003 --> 00:09:39,505
Yeah, Jimmy said you wanted a big bird.

271
00:09:41,441 --> 00:09:42,741
You got to be kidding me!

272
00:09:42,809 --> 00:09:45,411
No, I promised Edie we'd have Big Bird.

273
00:09:45,478 --> 00:09:46,745
(laughs): Oh, oh!

274
00:09:46,813 --> 00:09:48,314
See, now, that would've been a great idea.

275
00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:49,782
That would've been so good.

276
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,876
So, what did you want to talk to me about?

277
00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:52,575
Uh...

278
00:09:52,619 --> 00:09:53,619
Stay right here. I'll be right back.

279
00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:54,787
Stay right there.

280
00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:56,655
Ooh, got to be honest.

281
00:09:56,723 --> 00:09:58,424
I don't think Jimmy
would've done that to me.

282
00:09:58,491 --> 00:09:59,758
Not that this is a competition.

283
00:09:59,826 --> 00:10:01,660
Does he hug you?

284
00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:03,562
He hugs me!

285
00:10:03,630 --> 00:10:05,231
Señor Plucky's.

286
00:10:05,298 --> 00:10:07,633
Excuse me? Excuse me...

287
00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:08,601
Hey.

288
00:10:08,668 --> 00:10:09,963
Uh, big fan of your food.

289
00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:10,723
Oh, nice.

290
00:10:10,723 --> 00:10:12,771
That's why I got into this game.

291
00:10:12,839 --> 00:10:13,854
Great. Uh, uh...

292
00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,087
random question... uh,

293
00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:16,422
is there any way I could, like, rent

294
00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:17,957
your costume for a couple hours?

295
00:10:18,024 --> 00:10:19,391
I'll pay anything.

296
00:10:19,459 --> 00:10:21,460
Yep. I get it.

297
00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:22,862
(chuckles)

298
00:10:22,929 --> 00:10:24,864
Just make sure you dry clean it.

299
00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:26,866
And don't videotape anything.

300
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,101
What are you talking about?

301
00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:32,137
I'm not supposed to give
the costume to furries.

302
00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:34,306
But, hey, everyone deserves love.

303
00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:35,708
No, no, no, no, no, no.

304
00:10:35,775 --> 00:10:37,376
It's for my, uh, two-year-old's birthday.

305
00:10:37,444 --> 00:10:39,245
Right. Got it.

306
00:10:39,312 --> 00:10:41,313
Okay.

307
00:10:41,381 --> 00:10:42,715
Just, uh, here...

308
00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:45,384
Thanks. (laughs)

309
00:10:45,452 --> 00:10:47,086
I'm into some weird stuff, too!

310
00:10:47,153 --> 00:10:49,321
I believe you.

311
00:10:49,389 --> 00:10:51,490
(kids clamoring)

312
00:10:51,558 --> 00:10:54,260
FREDERICK: All right, kids.

313
00:10:54,327 --> 00:10:55,928
Who wants to sing along
with Frederick, huh?

314
00:10:55,996 --> 00:10:57,663
- Yeah, gather around!
- (kids cheering)

315
00:10:57,731 --> 00:10:59,164
Everybody, come on and sit down.

316
00:10:59,232 --> 00:11:00,266
Sit down.

317
00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:01,767
All right, y'all ready?

318
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,335
We're gonna meet Frederick the Farmer.

319
00:11:03,403 --> 00:11:06,105
(Frederick playing guitar)

320
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:08,107
♪ Welcome to my vegetable farm

321
00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:10,943
♪ Want to see what I can grow?

322
00:11:11,011 --> 00:11:12,912
♪ Sing with me and then

323
00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:15,915
♪ You'll know

324
00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:18,250
♪ I have

325
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:19,184
♪ Yummy, yummy corn

326
00:11:19,252 --> 00:11:20,786
KIDS: Yummy, yummy corn!

327
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,254
♪ Crunchy carrots

328
00:11:22,322 --> 00:11:23,188
Crunchy carrots.

329
00:11:23,256 --> 00:11:24,690
- It's cute. I like it.
- Yeah.

330
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:26,625
- I'm gonna go sing with the kids.
- Yeah.

331
00:11:26,693 --> 00:11:28,627
♪ Hot, hot peppers Hot, hot peppers!

332
00:11:28,695 --> 00:11:30,930
♪ Then I tried to grow beets,
but the beets didn't grow ♪

333
00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:33,299
♪ So they died and now I have

334
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:34,433
♪ Dead beets

335
00:11:34,501 --> 00:11:35,935
Dead beets! Sing loud, kids!

336
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:38,203
- ♪ Dead beets
- KIDS: Dead beats!

337
00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:39,338
♪ Like Jimmy

338
00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:40,506
- Like Ji...
- KIDS: Like Jimmy!

339
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,540
♪ Like Jimmy

340
00:11:41,608 --> 00:11:43,375
KIDS: Like Jimmy!

341
00:11:43,443 --> 00:11:44,944
- ♪ Keep going, kids
- No, don't.

342
00:11:45,011 --> 00:11:46,812
♪ That's right, every one

343
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,315
♪ When Jimmy found out that Sara
was pregnant with Gerald ♪

344
00:11:49,382 --> 00:11:50,849
♪ He split Dead beets!

345
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:54,219
♪ So Sara had to work three jobs ♪

346
00:11:54,287 --> 00:11:57,222
♪ To take care of Gerald all alone ♪

347
00:11:57,290 --> 00:11:59,058
♪ Jimmy's a real...

348
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,859
- No, no, no, no...
- ♪ Dead beet

349
00:12:00,927 --> 00:12:02,861
- Dead beet!
- ♪ Louder... dead beet

350
00:12:02,929 --> 00:12:04,363
- Dead beet!
- Stop...

351
00:12:04,431 --> 00:12:06,065
♪ Jimmy's a dead beet Dead beet!

352
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:10,718
I'm a black lesbian from the South,

353
00:12:10,718 --> 00:12:12,919
And this was the worst thing
I've ever been through.

354
00:12:14,227 --> 00:12:14,854
What the...?

355
00:12:14,922 --> 00:12:18,758
I have to go to the bathroom, too.

356
00:12:18,826 --> 00:12:20,126
- Oh...
- Lise, this is terrible.

357
00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:21,794
Everybody hates me. The mothers hate me.

358
00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:22,896
My important friends hate me.

359
00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,964
Richie Sambora hates me. What do I do?

360
00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:26,933
Well, first off, I'd try to remember

361
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:28,968
that today is supposed to be
about your granddaughter.

362
00:12:29,036 --> 00:12:31,871
But I'd talk to Sara and just
try to understand...

363
00:12:31,939 --> 00:12:33,973
Right! Edie... it's all about Edie.

364
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,275
That's perfect.

365
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:36,376
- What?
- I got to go.

366
00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:38,778
And it looks like he does, too.

367
00:12:40,514 --> 00:12:42,148
Are you the bathroom lady?

368
00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:44,150
I used to be so much more.

369
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:46,986
RICHIE: <i>Attention, please!</i>

370
00:12:47,054 --> 00:12:49,289
Gather around for the traditional

371
00:12:49,356 --> 00:12:51,057
grandfather

372
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,959
uh, granddaughter dance,

373
00:12:53,027 --> 00:12:55,828
I guess?

374
00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,864
You got to help me win this crowd back.

375
00:12:57,932 --> 00:12:59,365
Look alive, kid.

376
00:13:01,288 --> 00:13:02,068
(laughs) Hi.

377
00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:03,786
Hello, everybody.

378
00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:05,788
Thank you.

379
00:13:05,856 --> 00:13:07,189
Thank you.

380
00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,525
Now, uh, I know I can't change the past,

381
00:13:09,593 --> 00:13:12,128
but like I always say,
"The children are the future."

382
00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:13,070
Think what you want of me,

383
00:13:13,070 --> 00:13:16,399
but all I care about is what
this little lady thinks of me.

384
00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:19,535
Edie, may I have this dance?

385
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,104
Okay. (laughs)

386
00:13:22,172 --> 00:13:25,041
She said yes, she said yes!

387
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:28,811
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow... ♪

388
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:30,579
What the hell is he doing?

389
00:13:30,647 --> 00:13:32,114
JIMMY: Yes! (laughs)

390
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,582
(whoops, chuckles)

391
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:34,984
What's that?

392
00:13:35,052 --> 00:13:36,919
Oh... I love you, too.

393
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:39,255
I love you, too!

394
00:13:39,323 --> 00:13:41,657
She loves me, she loves me.

395
00:13:41,725 --> 00:13:43,726
(chuckles) Cherish this moment.

396
00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:45,461
This is a good one.

397
00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:47,229
♪ ...a land that I heard of

398
00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:48,931
♪ Once in a lullaby...

399
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:50,766
JIMMY: Okay, here we go.

400
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,078
Whoa!

401
00:13:52,078 --> 00:13:55,004
See that? She's got moves
like Jagger, doesn't she?

402
00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:58,007
♪ Somewhere over the rainbow... ♪

403
00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,842
All right, guys, stop.

404
00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:00,876
Stop playing. Here.

405
00:14:00,944 --> 00:14:01,949
Look, I know, I get it, I get it.

406
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,159
I can see the look in your eyes.

407
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,469
You all think I'm a deadbeat.

408
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,804
Well, you want to know the truth?

409
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,405
Sara never told me
she was pregnant with Gerald.

410
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:11,375
Time out.

411
00:14:11,443 --> 00:14:12,910
Are you calling my sister a liar?

412
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,713
Well, technically, yeah.

413
00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:19,875
Sara, is he telling the truth?

414
00:14:20,681 --> 00:14:21,647
Yes.

415
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:27,684
♪ Happy birthday to you

416
00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:29,786
♪ Happy...

417
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:34,824
♪ ...birthday to you.

418
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,749
Señor Plucky!

419
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,319
(kids shouting)

420
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,087
No, no, I'm Big Bird.

421
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,188
Big Bird's here!

422
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,557
Okay!

423
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:53,959
Señor Plucky's here!

424
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,894
Who wants to be Señor Plucky's friend?

425
00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,162
ALL: Me!

426
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,897
All right!

427
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,799
On three, everyone,
"Happy birthday, Edie."

428
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,001
One, two, three.

429
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,071
ALL: Happy birthday, Edie.

430
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,106
Happy birthday, Marmel!

431
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,751
Sorry I blew your cover.

432
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,919
I tried.

433
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,320
I just couldn't take the heat.

434
00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:23,922
I know, you did try.

435
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,190
Thank you.

436
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,593
Did you really have to work three jobs

437
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,895
when Gerald was little?

438
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:33,365
Yeah. I worked at the
ear-piercing place in the mall,

439
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,800
I was a cook at Casa Pasta, and I babysat.

440
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,936
Kind of a poor man's Ryan Seacrest.

441
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:40,672
If things were that hard for you,

442
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,974
why didn't you come to me?

443
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,844
And why didn't you tell me
you were pregnant?

444
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:49,381
I was going to tell you I was
pregnant at the Cure concert.

445
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,615
Remember that night?

446
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,852
Right before we broke up,

447
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,144
I got us tickets to The Cure in Anaheim.

448
00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:58,519
We were supposed to meet
at my place first.

449
00:15:58,519 --> 00:15:59,858
I was doing my eye makeup.

450
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:02,060
I was waiting to do yours,

451
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,196
and at the last minute you called and said

452
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:05,964
you were stuck at a pool party

453
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,199
and you weren't gonna make it.

454
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,968
So I went to the show by myself.

455
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,470
And I stood there through the whole thing,

456
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,073
pretending I didn't care.

457
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,508
Until the last song...

458
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,677
"Pictures of You."

459
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,545
I just started bawling.

460
00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:22,981
I mean a snotty mess.

461
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,150
Eye makeup everywhere.

462
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,086
And this guy next to me felt so bad,

463
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,654
he put his arm around me.

464
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,156
(chuckles)

465
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,992
Then he tried to grab my boob.

466
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,062
And you'd flaked on me
plenty of times before,

467
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,232
but that night I just made up my mind

468
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,934
that you weren't capable of
being there for little Anthony.

469
00:16:44,403 --> 00:16:46,771
I toyed with a few names before Gerald.

470
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,839
You should've stuck with Anthony.

471
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,177
And in case you're wondering,

472
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,213
I fully realize that I may have

473
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:57,983
made the wrong decision.

474
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,925
What? Oh, what are you doing?

475
00:17:08,764 --> 00:17:11,715
Attention everyone, hi.

476
00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:12,993
It's me again.

477
00:17:13,061 --> 00:17:15,096
Uh, I was thinking about

478
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,797
what I said earlier, and, uh,

479
00:17:16,865 --> 00:17:18,132
you probably you don't even
remember what I said, but...

480
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,967
That Sara lied about you being a deadbeat?

481
00:17:20,035 --> 00:17:22,503
Yeah, and she hid her pregnancy from you.

482
00:17:23,070 --> 00:17:24,972
Yes, those are the headlines.

483
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:28,576
It's true that Sara didn't
tell me she was pregnant.

484
00:17:28,643 --> 00:17:31,679
But what's also true is I deserved it.

485
00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:35,116
I wasn't a very good guy back then.

486
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:36,984
(scoffs)

487
00:17:37,052 --> 00:17:38,486
Just...

488
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:43,190
Okay, yes, but he was also young.

489
00:17:43,258 --> 00:17:45,993
And I was the one who carried
a grudge against him

490
00:17:46,061 --> 00:17:49,764
for 25 years instead of
giving him a chance to change.

491
00:17:49,831 --> 00:17:51,532
Well, I don't know
if I would have changed.

492
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,000
If found out you were pregnant,

493
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,335
I don't think I could have handled it.

494
00:17:54,402 --> 00:17:57,004
You blew me off for a pool party. So what?

495
00:17:57,072 --> 00:17:58,639
Why are you talking
about this in front of us?

496
00:17:58,707 --> 00:17:59,774
It seems real private.

497
00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:02,109
Hey, he gave you Richie Sambora

498
00:18:02,177 --> 00:18:03,210
and a magician that pulled

499
00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:04,545
string out of his eye.

500
00:18:04,613 --> 00:18:05,946
He can do whatever he wants.

501
00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:08,649
Thank you.

502
00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:10,818
My point is

503
00:18:10,886 --> 00:18:12,153
don't be mad at Sara.

504
00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,721
I mean,

505
00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:15,656
she did the right thing.

506
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,358
I wasn't ready for a family.

507
00:18:17,425 --> 00:18:19,794
And I'm not sure if I'm ready
for a family now,

508
00:18:19,861 --> 00:18:21,462
but I'm trying.

509
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:25,032
I guess that's
the main takeaway for today.

510
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,835
Isn't the main takeaway
"Happy Birthday Edie"?

511
00:18:27,903 --> 00:18:29,203
Oh, yeah, that too.

512
00:18:29,271 --> 00:18:30,404
Well, it's a tie.

513
00:18:30,472 --> 00:18:31,839
Good night, everybody.

514
00:18:35,777 --> 00:18:38,846
Wow. That's a lot of complicated
stuff for a kid's party.

515
00:18:38,914 --> 00:18:40,080
Yeah.

516
00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:44,051
I'm sorry.

517
00:18:44,119 --> 00:18:46,053
- Really?
- Yes.

518
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:47,421
No.

519
00:18:47,489 --> 00:18:49,690
Yes.

520
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,525
Oh, I can't tell if I want
to hug you or hurt you.

521
00:18:51,593 --> 00:18:53,060
Hug. I would choose hug.

522
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,662
Oh.

523
00:18:54,729 --> 00:18:56,063
Frederick, actually, you're hurting me.

524
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,865
I know. I'm so confused.

525
00:19:11,179 --> 00:19:12,713
Excuse me, miss?

526
00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:15,115
Were you in the bathroom
with my boys earlier?

527
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:17,117
Yes, but I'm the bathroom lady.

528
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:18,452
I think you just potty-trained my sons.

529
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,720
Thank you.

530
00:19:23,191 --> 00:19:25,125
I have to go to the bathroom.

531
00:19:25,193 --> 00:19:26,927
Nope.

532
00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:28,262
MAN: Great party, dude.

533
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,464
Oh, hey, hey, I just want you to know,

534
00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:32,132
you put on a hell of a party.

535
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,601
You're not bad at this grandpa stuff.

536
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:35,002
Thanks, brother.

537
00:19:37,105 --> 00:19:38,906
Oh, I'm not your son.

538
00:19:38,974 --> 00:19:40,040
I'm your brother!

539
00:19:40,108 --> 00:19:43,277
(laughs)

540
00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,579
Yo, G! Wait, hold up.

541
00:19:47,649 --> 00:19:48,816
Thanks for getting that chicken suit.

542
00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:50,117
It's a good look on you.

543
00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:51,418
Yeah, I'm thinking about keeping it.

544
00:19:51,486 --> 00:19:52,720
Spruce up my wardrobe.

545
00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,922
Yeah? (laughs)

546
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:56,223
Well, it's probably the mom hormones,

547
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:57,925
but you're pretty hot

548
00:19:57,993 --> 00:20:00,728
when you do that dorky dad stuff.

549
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:05,599
Later, Señor Plucky.

550
00:20:09,471 --> 00:20:12,139
♪ Happy birthday to you.

551
00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:13,741
JIMMY: Boy, your second birthday

552
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:14,842
was a real barn-burner, huh?

553
00:20:14,910 --> 00:20:16,777
(laughter)

554
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,012
Look at that.

555
00:20:18,079 --> 00:20:19,246
Sorry I missed it.

556
00:20:19,314 --> 00:20:21,282
Wish I had been there. I don't know.

557
00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,650
Way it shook out, I, uh,

558
00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,385
I'm glad you get to watch it with me now.

559
00:20:25,921 --> 00:20:27,254
VANESSA: Edie can't get enough

560
00:20:27,322 --> 00:20:28,289
of this raw bar. Look at her.

561
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:29,490
Look at her go!

562
00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:31,692
- Do I know kids or what?
- You do.

563
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,094
Um, this tiramisu is incredible.

564
00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:35,262
Do I know cake or what?

565
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,430
(chuckles)

566
00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:38,132
Oh, see?

567
00:20:38,199 --> 00:20:39,500
SARA: It's a good park!

568
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,435
Oh, look, they had
a park ranger back then.

569
00:20:41,503 --> 00:20:44,338
Nope, no, that's just a guy
going to the bathroom.

570
00:20:44,406 --> 00:20:47,708
Aw, man, you were a cute little chubster.

571
00:20:47,776 --> 00:20:49,209
Look at you!

572
00:20:49,277 --> 00:20:50,844
No more cake.

573
00:20:50,912 --> 00:20:53,714
♪ Than to feel you deep in my heart ♪

574
00:20:53,782 --> 00:20:57,851
♪ There was nothing in the world ♪

575
00:20:57,919 --> 00:21:00,554
♪ That I ever wanted more

576
00:21:00,622 --> 00:21:05,292
♪ Than to never feel the breaking apart ♪

577
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,661
♪ All my pictures of you.

578
00:21:07,685 --> 00:21:10,685
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578
00:21:11,305 --> 00:21:17,582
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