1 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:03,798 Previously on AMC's Halt and Catch Fire... 2 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:06,675 You're better than this. As of now, you are on probation. 3 00:00:06,676 --> 00:00:10,491 When we build this PC everybody's gonna want to be in. 4 00:00:10,925 --> 00:00:13,101 Do you have any idea what I've lost? 5 00:00:13,102 --> 00:00:14,531 It was a power surge. 6 00:00:14,532 --> 00:00:15,891 Where are your backup floppies? 7 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:19,170 Cameron's not that sloppy. You engineered this. 8 00:00:19,171 --> 00:00:20,633 I don't want your wife at the office. 9 00:00:20,634 --> 00:00:22,972 Without Donna this think stays dead on the table. 10 00:00:22,973 --> 00:00:24,535 Next time I move to close. 11 00:00:24,536 --> 00:00:26,704 You shut up! 12 00:00:26,705 --> 00:00:30,199 Kicked your ass is what I would have done and I still might. 13 00:00:32,820 --> 00:00:36,189 "Capsize" playing 14 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:46,502 - ♪ You move forward, I move backwards... ♪ - (alarm blaring) 15 00:00:46,503 --> 00:00:50,906 ♪ And together we make nothing at all ♪ 16 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:56,746 ♪ And everybody knows ♪ 17 00:00:56,747 --> 00:01:00,849 ♪ How your garden's growing tonight ♪ 18 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,451 ♪ What's this tender fascination ♪ 19 00:01:03,452 --> 00:01:08,423 ♪ And the boredom emulation of love? ♪ 20 00:01:11,361 --> 00:01:13,528 ♪ Stories to take home ♪ 21 00:01:13,529 --> 00:01:17,631 ♪ We had your garden grow up just right ♪ 22 00:01:22,471 --> 00:01:24,672 ♪ You do it for me ♪ 23 00:01:24,673 --> 00:01:27,141 ♪ You do it with quickness ♪ 24 00:01:27,142 --> 00:01:29,477 ♪ A man of the hour ♪ 25 00:01:29,478 --> 00:01:32,346 ♪ As God is my witness ♪ 26 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:34,315 ♪ Me and my song... ♪ 27 00:01:34,316 --> 00:01:39,186 Yeah, I need a taxi to take me to Eaton Microtech Labs. 28 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:40,854 Oh, I'm not from here. 29 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:42,823 Can you get the guy with the French name on that? 30 00:01:42,824 --> 00:01:44,691 Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Concierge. 31 00:01:44,692 --> 00:01:46,727 ♪ You do it for money ♪ 32 00:01:46,728 --> 00:01:49,195 ♪ A man of the hour ♪ 33 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,799 ♪ It aches in my belly ♪ 34 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,867 ♪ Me and my song ♪ 35 00:01:53,868 --> 00:01:59,372 ♪ We'll do it alone... ♪ 36 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:07,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 37 00:02:20,193 --> 00:02:21,861 (gasps, groans) 38 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,896 (winces) 39 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,234 (winces) 40 00:02:29,235 --> 00:02:31,036 (gasps) 41 00:02:38,911 --> 00:02:41,146 (grunts) 42 00:02:44,884 --> 00:02:48,420 It's alive, it's alive, it's alive. 43 00:02:48,421 --> 00:02:51,638 I really appreciate you coming home this morning. Thank you. 44 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,925 I gotta shower and shave and get back to the office. 45 00:02:53,926 --> 00:02:55,894 I just wanted to bring you this. 46 00:02:55,895 --> 00:02:59,798 - You were quoted several times. - Oh, you mean... 47 00:02:59,799 --> 00:03:02,901 (whispers) "Susan Fairchild" was quoted? 48 00:03:02,902 --> 00:03:06,638 - French toast. What's the occasion? - Dad's birthday. 49 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,306 I thought that's why you came home. 50 00:03:08,307 --> 00:03:09,387 (whispers) You got him a putter. 51 00:03:09,388 --> 00:03:11,409 Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. 52 00:03:11,410 --> 00:03:12,977 Happy birthday. 53 00:03:12,978 --> 00:03:16,147 He loves the putter. 54 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:18,149 Did you thank him, sweetheart? 55 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,818 You should come to the club with me today. Play a quick nine? 56 00:03:20,819 --> 00:03:24,989 Um, I gotta... I got work I gotta do. 57 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:26,557 Good morning, girls. 58 00:03:26,558 --> 00:03:29,393 Hey, no hello for Daddy, 59 00:03:29,394 --> 00:03:30,928 who you haven't seen in almost two days? 60 00:03:30,929 --> 00:03:32,630 Both: Hi, Daddy. 61 00:03:32,631 --> 00:03:34,431 Can we take this to school? 62 00:03:34,432 --> 00:03:37,167 - Is it a calculator? - No, it's a TV. 63 00:03:37,168 --> 00:03:38,836 Isn't that thing incredible? 64 00:03:38,837 --> 00:03:41,171 Yeah, now they can watch TV all the time. 65 00:03:41,172 --> 00:03:44,341 I just arranged an exclusive deal with Kazoku 66 00:03:44,342 --> 00:03:46,076 to carry them in our fall catalogue. 67 00:03:46,077 --> 00:03:47,610 Mm. 68 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:54,251 (sighs) Happy birthday to me, right? 69 00:03:54,252 --> 00:03:56,886 - Whoo-hoo! - (laughs) 70 00:03:56,887 --> 00:04:00,322 Well, how will your computer compare to the IBM XT? 71 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,492 Ours has all the same features as the XT, 72 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:07,564 plus... plus a few bonus extras. 73 00:04:07,565 --> 00:04:09,165 - Retailer: Like what? - John: Like what? 74 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,400 Like you can haul it down to the no-tell motel 75 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:12,725 when you screw your secretary 76 00:04:12,726 --> 00:04:14,203 and you'd still get your memos typed up. 77 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:15,637 "Like what?" 78 00:04:15,638 --> 00:04:18,140 You try that with an IBM PC, 79 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:21,043 hell, you'd throw out your back. 80 00:04:21,044 --> 00:04:22,307 Retailer #2: Now, what about speed? 81 00:04:22,308 --> 00:04:24,680 That seems to be all our customers care about. 82 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,648 I heard you guys were flirting with the 286. 83 00:04:26,649 --> 00:04:29,150 Yep. 84 00:04:36,059 --> 00:04:38,560 Oh, I'm just a carpetbagger from New York. 85 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,495 They won't listen to me. 86 00:04:40,496 --> 00:04:44,265 Gentlemen, I think... I think all the specs 87 00:04:44,266 --> 00:04:47,769 are right there in those packets that we gave you. 88 00:04:47,770 --> 00:04:50,137 Y'all can read, right? 89 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:54,576 Joe: First of all, to clarify, 90 00:04:54,577 --> 00:04:57,412 - secretary isn't included at that price. - (retailers laughing) 91 00:04:57,413 --> 00:05:00,615 As for the specs, we were experimenting with the 286, 92 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:03,084 but in the end, it would only cost your customers an arm and a leg, 93 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,886 so we're going with an eight megahertz 8086. 94 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:08,288 That's almost twice as fast as any PC on the market, 95 00:05:08,289 --> 00:05:11,325 plus we're including a floating-point math coprocessor 96 00:05:11,326 --> 00:05:13,694 that will run circles around any IBM PC. 97 00:05:13,695 --> 00:05:15,429 Let's cut to the chase 98 00:05:15,430 --> 00:05:18,733 and get to the question you came here to have answered. 99 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:23,103 The question your CEO will ask you at your post-COMDEX powwow. 100 00:05:23,104 --> 00:05:26,740 "What do we put on our third shelf?" 101 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:29,443 Not the first shelf... that's reserved for IBM. 102 00:05:29,444 --> 00:05:31,245 Not even the second shelf. 103 00:05:31,246 --> 00:05:33,614 That's where your name brand computer goes. 104 00:05:33,615 --> 00:05:35,449 The ones you have manufactured in Taiwan 105 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,317 and slap your insignia on. 106 00:05:37,318 --> 00:05:39,185 The third shelf. 107 00:05:39,887 --> 00:05:42,455 The "kludge" shelf. 108 00:05:42,456 --> 00:05:44,590 The shelf your stock boys detest... 109 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:46,559 because the computers are so heavy... 110 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,394 and the shelves are so low. 111 00:05:48,395 --> 00:05:50,396 That's the shelf we're talking about. 112 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:54,433 That's the shelf us schmucks are aiming for, am I right? 113 00:05:54,434 --> 00:05:55,734 Wrong. 114 00:05:55,735 --> 00:05:58,471 This isn't an IBM compatible clone. 115 00:05:58,472 --> 00:06:00,739 This is the new compatible. 116 00:06:00,740 --> 00:06:03,309 IBM will have to clone us. 117 00:06:03,310 --> 00:06:06,646 Tell that to your CEO and I promise you this time next year, 118 00:06:06,647 --> 00:06:09,682 you'll be sitting in his chair asking, 119 00:06:09,683 --> 00:06:13,618 "What do we put on our third shelf?" 120 00:06:15,288 --> 00:06:17,489 (overlapping questions) 121 00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:21,659 (theme music playing) 122 00:06:41,087 --> 00:06:47,054 Sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com 123 00:06:49,466 --> 00:06:52,100 (employees chattering) 124 00:07:00,443 --> 00:07:02,610 Welcome back. How was your trip? 125 00:07:02,611 --> 00:07:05,246 - Who are all these people? - New team of software engineers. 126 00:07:05,247 --> 00:07:07,282 This is Steve, our software development manager. 127 00:07:07,283 --> 00:07:09,017 Steve, this is Cameron. 128 00:07:09,018 --> 00:07:10,585 I told them all about you. 129 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,120 You didn't tell me she was a girl. 130 00:07:12,121 --> 00:07:14,689 I knew your keen analytical skills would sniff it out. 131 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,657 Hey... 132 00:07:16,658 --> 00:07:19,594 Run those to Gordon. 133 00:07:19,595 --> 00:07:21,417 Look, I can handle all the software myself. 134 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:23,197 I already mapped out the design on the plane. 135 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:24,866 Who told you to do that? 136 00:07:24,867 --> 00:07:26,968 No one. I thought that... 137 00:07:26,969 --> 00:07:29,203 Why? How do you think a project this big works? 138 00:07:29,204 --> 00:07:32,172 Throwing as many people at the problem as Bosworth will approve. 139 00:07:32,173 --> 00:07:34,274 Wait, did you send me to Cincinnati 140 00:07:34,275 --> 00:07:36,643 so that you could hire Steve and his little minions behind my back? 141 00:07:36,644 --> 00:07:39,279 Don't be paranoid. I sent you to Cincinnati 'cause you needed the rest. 142 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,315 Writing the BIOS almost killed you. 143 00:07:42,683 --> 00:07:45,019 Have you guys thought of a name yet? 144 00:07:45,020 --> 00:07:47,521 I'm deciding between "Alamo," "Death Star," and "George." 145 00:07:47,522 --> 00:07:49,390 I can't believe you guys don't like "Khan." 146 00:07:49,391 --> 00:07:51,025 "Khan!" 147 00:07:51,026 --> 00:07:52,859 Excuse me? 148 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:55,495 I wrote the BIOS. I name it. 149 00:07:55,496 --> 00:07:57,196 "Lovelace." 150 00:07:57,197 --> 00:07:59,665 - "Lovelace." - (all laughing) 151 00:08:01,301 --> 00:08:05,338 Not Linda Lovelace, you pervs, Ada Lovelace. 152 00:08:05,339 --> 00:08:08,374 As in the first computer programmer ever? 153 00:08:09,643 --> 00:08:11,210 Good name. 154 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:14,714 All right, let's turn this baby on. 155 00:08:22,156 --> 00:08:25,123 (tapping drumroll) 156 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:36,035 (clicks) 157 00:08:36,036 --> 00:08:39,504 (faint whirring) 158 00:08:42,041 --> 00:08:43,508 All: Yeah! 159 00:08:43,509 --> 00:08:45,309 - Larry: Yes! - (cork pops) 160 00:08:46,179 --> 00:08:47,679 Champagne. 161 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,514 - Champagne. - Good work. 162 00:08:49,515 --> 00:08:51,950 Why is everyone celebrating? The screen didn't even turn on. 163 00:08:51,951 --> 00:08:55,687 - There is no screen. - We're getting there. 164 00:08:55,688 --> 00:08:58,890 I just promised a room full of retailers a briefcase. 165 00:08:58,891 --> 00:09:00,692 You couldn't fit this crap in a gym bag. 166 00:09:00,693 --> 00:09:02,760 You mean over-promised. 167 00:09:02,761 --> 00:09:05,196 It must be nice to have a job where you get to say words 168 00:09:05,197 --> 00:09:07,065 without having to actually do anything. 169 00:09:07,066 --> 00:09:10,468 Did you ever sell a computer before I showed up here? 170 00:09:10,469 --> 00:09:12,569 Did any of you? 171 00:09:14,973 --> 00:09:17,241 Well, we should probably turn it off. 172 00:09:17,242 --> 00:09:20,277 I think it's starting to smoke. 173 00:09:20,278 --> 00:09:22,846 Then turn it off, Stan. 174 00:09:25,417 --> 00:09:27,284 What the hell is this? 175 00:09:27,285 --> 00:09:29,720 I asked you to do a failure analysis report. 176 00:09:29,721 --> 00:09:31,088 I did. 177 00:09:31,089 --> 00:09:33,123 I don't understand. Can I see that? 178 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,728 It's here. It got mixed up 179 00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:40,397 with the supplemental report I did. 180 00:09:42,566 --> 00:09:45,168 Okay, thanks. 181 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,637 Next time, just make sure the report I need is on top. 182 00:09:50,774 --> 00:09:52,775 (sighs) 183 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:56,812 Stan: If we get rid of fans, we have a heat problem. 184 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,615 If we get rid of the coprocessor, 185 00:09:58,616 --> 00:10:01,618 we lose floating-point speed. 186 00:10:01,619 --> 00:10:03,453 That'll get weight out of the case. 187 00:10:03,454 --> 00:10:05,587 That'll give us one, two pounds max. 188 00:10:05,588 --> 00:10:07,857 Joe wants this to be 10 pounds lighter. 189 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:10,159 Yeah, I want my wife to be 10 pounds lighter. 190 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,094 Life is about compromise. 191 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:13,629 This isn't a joke, Ed. 192 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:16,465 Everything is riding on us getting this right. 193 00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:18,500 And no one's leaving here until we do, you got that? 194 00:10:18,501 --> 00:10:21,136 Yes. Rangers scored. 195 00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:22,837 - Give me that watch. - Ow, relax. 196 00:10:22,838 --> 00:10:24,640 Would you rather be pounding Shiners with Brian 197 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:28,310 at 3:00 in the afternoon? 'Cause that can be arranged. 198 00:10:28,311 --> 00:10:30,946 I'm sorry. 199 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,890 What if we swapped out the CRT for an LCD? 200 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,025 It's lighter and smaller. 201 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:45,794 And way over our budget. 202 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:49,430 Not if you know a guy. 203 00:10:56,471 --> 00:10:57,805 (fizzling) 204 00:10:57,806 --> 00:10:59,840 Man: What's up? 205 00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:02,643 I'm Lev. That's Kenneth, 206 00:11:02,644 --> 00:11:04,712 but everyone calls him Yo-Yo. 207 00:11:13,654 --> 00:11:16,156 (keyboard clicking) 208 00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:24,531 - Are you playing games? - Jesus, do you mind? 209 00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:28,602 I assigned you to write print drivers, not play games. 210 00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,903 - What, when? - Well, didn't you check the flowchart? 211 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:33,506 I mapped out all the subroutine assignments and which order to do them in. 212 00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:34,874 Print drivers are remedial. 213 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,276 Why aren't I working on a compiler? 214 00:11:36,277 --> 00:11:38,345 Because I already have a team on it, number one. 215 00:11:38,346 --> 00:11:40,580 Number two, I hear you can't be trusted to document your code, 216 00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:44,883 and, number three, I need you to document your code. 217 00:11:46,186 --> 00:11:48,820 Welcome to the short bus. 218 00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:52,725 Is that "Adventure"? 219 00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:54,227 Yeah. 220 00:11:54,228 --> 00:11:56,863 (chuckles) Classic. 221 00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,430 I could tell by your keystrokes. 222 00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,198 That thing's heroin. 223 00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:03,235 Took out my graduate seminar the night before our final. 224 00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:06,271 We all flunked. 225 00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:09,575 (fizzling) 226 00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:11,477 Hey, Yo-Yo, I'm putting this up on the mainframe, 227 00:12:11,478 --> 00:12:13,445 so consider yourself warned. 228 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:20,718 Gary: Perfect time for you to come out. 229 00:12:20,719 --> 00:12:23,488 This place empties out for the long weekend. 230 00:12:23,489 --> 00:12:26,191 You won't slow down anyone's game. 231 00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:33,498 That was a really nice gift you got the girls, the Kazoku watch. 232 00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,132 I know you think I spoil them. 233 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:37,802 No, no, you should spoil them. 234 00:12:39,328 --> 00:12:41,272 It sounds like you got a really good relationship 235 00:12:41,273 --> 00:12:43,774 with the guys over at Kazoku Electronics. 236 00:12:46,978 --> 00:12:49,847 Look, all I'm asking for is an introduction. 237 00:12:49,848 --> 00:12:51,615 I need a new LCD screen for my computer 238 00:12:51,616 --> 00:12:54,852 and Kazoku has the best technology. 239 00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:57,688 For a second there, you had me convinced 240 00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,991 you actually wanted to play a round of golf with me for my birthday. 241 00:13:02,527 --> 00:13:03,794 I'm sorry, Gary. I just... 242 00:13:03,795 --> 00:13:05,962 look, I really need this. 243 00:13:05,963 --> 00:13:09,433 Last time you came to me for help... 244 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:11,535 I won't let Donna go through that again. 245 00:13:11,536 --> 00:13:14,103 This isn't like last time, I promise you. 246 00:13:14,104 --> 00:13:16,640 - How's it different? - It's completely different. 247 00:13:16,641 --> 00:13:18,442 Joe, he's running the project. 248 00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:20,944 He's got over a decade at IBM under his belt. 249 00:13:20,945 --> 00:13:23,046 - Joe MacMillan? - Yeah. 250 00:13:23,047 --> 00:13:25,514 Donna keeps telling me he's all hat and no cattle. 251 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:28,551 No, no, no, no. He's the real deal. 252 00:13:28,552 --> 00:13:29,986 Honest to God. 253 00:13:29,987 --> 00:13:31,454 And I got a whole team of engineers 254 00:13:31,455 --> 00:13:33,356 that are busting their asses for me. 255 00:13:33,357 --> 00:13:35,491 And you know John Bosworth. 256 00:13:35,492 --> 00:13:37,960 I mean, Cardiff's a solid company. 257 00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:43,666 The Japs love me. 258 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:46,134 You know, I make 'em a bundle. 259 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,903 They'll have to meet with you. 260 00:13:47,904 --> 00:13:50,072 They don't do business without a face-to-face. 261 00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,541 Yeah, I'll clear my schedule. 262 00:13:56,346 --> 00:13:58,413 Thank you. 263 00:13:58,414 --> 00:14:00,215 Sorry. 264 00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,818 And these are the directions to Big Star Ball 265 00:14:03,819 --> 00:14:05,053 in case you decide to come. 266 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,554 We had a ball last year. 267 00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,990 Are you forgetting? I'm from New York. 268 00:14:07,991 --> 00:14:09,824 I'm trying. 269 00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:11,726 - Do you want me to call your father? - What? 270 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,561 Your father. You just missed him. 271 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:17,331 He has a layover this Thursday in Dallas on his way to Hong Kong. 272 00:14:34,883 --> 00:14:37,118 - (intercom clicks) - Did he say where he's staying? 273 00:14:37,119 --> 00:14:39,386 Debbie: The Kerrington Hotel. 274 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:43,891 Call him and tell him I'll meet him at the lobby bar at 1:00. 275 00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:46,526 (switch clicks) 276 00:15:43,737 --> 00:15:46,372 What are you doing, arranging a vendor meeting without me? 277 00:15:46,373 --> 00:15:48,007 They were headed back to Tokyo in the morning. 278 00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:49,375 It was now or never. 279 00:15:49,376 --> 00:15:51,610 - Never. Cancel it. - What? No. 280 00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:53,154 I don't have time to explain this to you. 281 00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:55,214 - Just cancel it. - You keep asking me for the moon 282 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,183 and I finally get it for you and now you're saying no. 283 00:15:57,184 --> 00:15:59,050 How is Kazoku's screen the moon? 284 00:15:59,051 --> 00:16:01,019 They've developed cutting-edge LCD technology. 285 00:16:01,020 --> 00:16:02,755 You want our computer to be under 12 pounds 286 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:05,957 and slim as a briefcase? This is how we do it. 287 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,593 They'll gouge us. 288 00:16:07,594 --> 00:16:09,428 I have a connection. He can get 'em down on price. 289 00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:10,896 How do you have a connection? 290 00:16:10,897 --> 00:16:13,565 It's a small industry. You meet people. 291 00:16:13,566 --> 00:16:16,067 Look, I'm meeting them at Sushi on McKinney at 7:00. 292 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,369 Are you in or are you out? 293 00:16:20,106 --> 00:16:22,774 IBM doesn't even make them with LCD screens. 294 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:25,310 Change the reservation to Woodson's. 295 00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:27,212 Japanese don't come to Dallas to have a shrimp cocktail 296 00:16:27,213 --> 00:16:30,215 dressed up like a sushi roll. They come for steak. 297 00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:32,817 Good call. 298 00:16:32,818 --> 00:16:34,952 Hey... 299 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,421 nice work. 300 00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:41,626 - What? - (chuckles) 301 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,095 Your comments. They're funny. 302 00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:48,832 You be careful. I might ask you to document all my code. 303 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,335 - Check this out... - (key clicks) 304 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:54,805 Oh, no, the printer only prints text. 305 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,007 Wait, you added a graphics mode? 306 00:16:57,008 --> 00:16:58,976 And auto grayscale conversion? 307 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,112 (whirring) 308 00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:04,514 Oh! Cool. 309 00:17:04,515 --> 00:17:08,184 Uh, Friday, a bunch of us are going to that KCYD car thing, 310 00:17:08,185 --> 00:17:11,120 then to dinner if you're interested. 311 00:17:11,121 --> 00:17:12,756 Yeah, maybe. 312 00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:14,590 Steve: Now, how are we doing over here? 313 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,294 I'm finished. 314 00:17:18,295 --> 00:17:20,463 Did you check off your module on the flowchart? 315 00:17:20,464 --> 00:17:23,833 No, I just told you I'm finished. 316 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,502 Well, I still need you to put a check by your name. 317 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,271 It's part of the protocol. 318 00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:30,039 Learned it at Stanford B-School. 319 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:33,609 Mm, does the B stand for bullshit? 320 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:35,378 If we have a problem, you can come by my office 321 00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,480 and we can discuss it like adults. 322 00:17:37,481 --> 00:17:40,649 No need to get your panties in a wad. 323 00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:44,353 Oh, I'm not wearing any panties. 324 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:47,522 But you can stick that in your flowchart. 325 00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:52,060 You have to get rid of that tool. 326 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:54,896 - Which one? - I'm not kidding. He's a terrible manager. 327 00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:57,118 He can't see the forest for the trees. You have to get rid of him. 328 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,635 I don't have to do anything. Learn to work with people. 329 00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:02,871 He's assigning drivers to the fastest coders 330 00:18:02,872 --> 00:18:05,807 and compilers to the lunkheads. It's inefficient. 331 00:18:05,808 --> 00:18:07,842 Cut him some slack. He's under a lot of pressure. 332 00:18:07,843 --> 00:18:09,877 What... I could handle the pressure. 333 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,680 Why is that so crazy? 334 00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:15,850 Let's see... you're not exactly a people person. 335 00:18:15,851 --> 00:18:19,053 You have no management experience or any job experience, really. 336 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:21,422 - You dropped out of college... - Because you begged me, asshole. 337 00:18:21,423 --> 00:18:23,558 ...and you lack professionalism. 338 00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:25,527 A manager doesn't swear at his superior, 339 00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:27,894 certainly not with his office door open. 340 00:18:35,037 --> 00:18:36,570 Is that more professional? 341 00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,872 Look, if I've given you the impression 342 00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:41,008 that because of this thing we've got going on 343 00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:45,078 that you're entitled to special treatment, I'm sorry. 344 00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:56,323 Cameron, what are you doing? 345 00:18:58,893 --> 00:19:03,530 I'm just taking this little thing we've got going off the table. 346 00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:07,099 Maybe that'll wake you up. 347 00:19:09,537 --> 00:19:12,793 Uh, I left some stuff at your apartment, so... 348 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:14,107 (keys clatter) 349 00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:16,441 you can tell Steve I'll report for duty tomorrow. 350 00:19:23,884 --> 00:19:26,886 I read that they don't expect Westerners to bow, 351 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:29,388 but you're supposed to receive their business cards with both hands. 352 00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:31,256 It's a sign of respect. 353 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,058 I've been to Tokyo nine times. 354 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:41,533 Gordon Clark. It's a pleasure to meet you. 355 00:19:42,935 --> 00:19:45,203 Guest: The pleasure is ours. 356 00:19:46,806 --> 00:19:50,008 - Hirohiko Taketa. - Thank you. 357 00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:52,176 Hirohiko Taketa. 358 00:19:52,177 --> 00:19:56,280 "Hirohiko Taketa, head of International Sales, Kazoku Electronics." 359 00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:59,985 Mr. Taketa, thank you for being our guest tonight. 360 00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:04,522 We would do anything for the son-in-law of Gary Emerson. 361 00:20:04,523 --> 00:20:08,593 (stammers) I-I-I'm Gary's son-in-law. 362 00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:10,628 Oh, hai. 363 00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:14,164 (chuckles) 364 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:21,672 (door closes) 365 00:20:22,774 --> 00:20:25,375 Oh, sorry. Hope I didn't scare you. 366 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,977 I'm Joe MacMillan. 367 00:20:28,212 --> 00:20:30,180 I know Joe MacMillan. 368 00:20:30,181 --> 00:20:33,017 Senior. He's my son. 369 00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:34,684 Do you know when Joe will be back? 370 00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:39,189 Uh, no, he's... how did you get in here? 371 00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:41,558 I showed the super my license. 372 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:43,193 You say something with the right authority, 373 00:20:43,194 --> 00:20:45,328 you generally get what you want. 374 00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:49,466 Huh, that's fascinating. 375 00:20:49,467 --> 00:20:52,369 I'm just here to get my stuff. 376 00:20:59,474 --> 00:21:02,109 I bought this bat for him. 377 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:08,115 Spent hours teaching him how to swing correctly. 378 00:21:09,884 --> 00:21:12,152 He wasn't exactly a natural. 379 00:21:14,322 --> 00:21:16,223 Didn't know Joe had a girlfriend. 380 00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:19,193 I'm not his girlfriend. 381 00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:22,529 Well, Joe's not exactly the girlfriend type. 382 00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:24,531 So, what did he do to make you so mad at him? 383 00:21:24,532 --> 00:21:26,866 What did he do to make you so mad at him? 384 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:28,668 Is that what he told you? 385 00:21:28,669 --> 00:21:31,070 No, he never talks about you. 386 00:21:31,071 --> 00:21:33,840 But if you had to lie to the super to get into his apartment, 387 00:21:33,841 --> 00:21:35,975 I'm guessing you're not exactly chummy. 388 00:21:35,976 --> 00:21:38,710 Touché. 389 00:21:41,481 --> 00:21:43,515 Actually, he stood me up this afternoon. 390 00:21:43,516 --> 00:21:46,518 Maybe we could commiserate over a drink. 391 00:21:46,519 --> 00:21:48,654 Thanks, but I've got to get going. 392 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:50,656 Someone waiting for you? 393 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,824 Yeah. 394 00:21:54,694 --> 00:21:57,929 Well, it was nice to meet you, Miss... 395 00:21:57,930 --> 00:21:59,598 you know, I never caught your name. 396 00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:01,032 Cameron. 397 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:03,168 Not Cameron Howe? 398 00:22:03,169 --> 00:22:06,037 How do you know my name? 399 00:22:06,038 --> 00:22:07,838 When my guys came back to New York, 400 00:22:07,839 --> 00:22:12,577 they couldn't stop talking about this prodigy named Cameron Howe. 401 00:22:12,578 --> 00:22:16,414 - Right. - Oh, yes. 402 00:22:16,415 --> 00:22:20,718 They said you're the modern Ada Lovelace. 403 00:22:22,688 --> 00:22:26,658 Tomorrow, I'm taking a 20-hour flight to Hong Kong 404 00:22:26,659 --> 00:22:30,528 with Bill Gates and he's gonna talk circles around me 405 00:22:30,529 --> 00:22:33,598 and I could use some liquid courage. 406 00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:36,067 I hate to drink alone. 407 00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:40,938 Don't mind me, I'm just gonna check 408 00:22:40,939 --> 00:22:43,174 the weather report on the local news. 409 00:22:43,175 --> 00:22:45,276 (all chuckle) 410 00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:49,246 No, but it's... it's really an amazing work of engineering. 411 00:22:49,247 --> 00:22:52,382 The one question I have is how do you scale this 412 00:22:52,383 --> 00:22:54,919 to a bigger size without the display blurring? 413 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,887 Oh, we make the voltage higher. 414 00:22:56,888 --> 00:22:59,056 Five volts usually enough, yeah. 415 00:22:59,057 --> 00:23:01,758 But if you zap a pixel with a voltage that high, 416 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:05,194 the adjacent pixels twist, too. Don't you get ghosting? 417 00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:12,469 What if you laid in a third layer of microcapacitors? 418 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:15,138 Aren't you experimenting with that technology already? 419 00:23:15,139 --> 00:23:17,907 Sony is. 420 00:23:17,908 --> 00:23:21,744 It would cost you more. 421 00:23:21,745 --> 00:23:24,047 - Well, maybe... - We can't drive up the price 422 00:23:24,048 --> 00:23:26,749 till we're no longer competitive. Here's our offer. 423 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:29,719 You take a lower margin on the individual screens, 424 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,488 we'll give you a percentage of our profits on the back end. 425 00:23:32,489 --> 00:23:34,590 It's the best I can do, and, frankly, 426 00:23:34,591 --> 00:23:38,460 I don't think you'll get a better deal from another PC manufacturer. 427 00:23:45,335 --> 00:23:47,403 (sighs) 428 00:23:47,404 --> 00:23:49,905 - Kanpai. - All: Kanpai. 429 00:23:53,776 --> 00:23:56,478 - (coughs) - Easy. 430 00:23:56,479 --> 00:23:59,514 Lev: Is anyone else stuck in the maze of twisty little passages? 431 00:23:59,515 --> 00:24:01,816 Yo-Yo: Try dropping an item. 432 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,518 (keyboards clicking) 433 00:24:03,519 --> 00:24:05,153 What? 434 00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:08,155 A pirate just pounced on me and stole my treasure. 435 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,092 No, no, no, no, you shut up! 436 00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:13,327 You have bad grammar. 437 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,798 (clicking continues) 438 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:19,100 You, come with me. 439 00:24:19,101 --> 00:24:21,202 - Me? - Yeah, you. 440 00:24:21,203 --> 00:24:23,237 Any of you. All of you. 441 00:24:23,238 --> 00:24:25,906 Get your asses in here, come on. 442 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,477 Come on. 443 00:24:30,478 --> 00:24:33,680 Come here, get in. 444 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,284 How the hell do I get out of this godforsaken cave? 445 00:24:36,285 --> 00:24:38,752 (all laugh) 446 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:45,358 Really looking forward to working with you. 447 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,127 Hai. 448 00:24:47,128 --> 00:24:50,397 And the sales guys, they don't get what we do. 449 00:24:50,398 --> 00:24:53,333 You know, the artistry that's involved. 450 00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:55,502 All they care about's profit. 451 00:24:55,503 --> 00:24:57,537 Take my father-in-law. 452 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:01,207 Have you ever even looked through the "Razor's Edge"? 453 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:05,378 I mean, you wouldn't believe the schlock that guy sells. 454 00:25:06,914 --> 00:25:12,852 Schlock, you know, like stupid stuff. 455 00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:15,788 - Hai. - (flushing) 456 00:25:20,327 --> 00:25:22,327 Schlock. 457 00:25:24,264 --> 00:25:27,533 Schlock. 458 00:25:27,534 --> 00:25:29,368 I noticed an Air Force pin on your backpack. 459 00:25:29,369 --> 00:25:32,571 - Your father's? - Yeah. 460 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,940 Vietnam? 461 00:25:34,941 --> 00:25:36,875 Helicopter crew chief. 462 00:25:36,876 --> 00:25:38,377 Tough job. 463 00:25:38,378 --> 00:25:41,513 I was a naval officer in the Pacific. 464 00:25:41,514 --> 00:25:43,415 If anyone had told me one day I'd be flying 465 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:45,351 to Tokyo every month and bowing to them... 466 00:25:45,352 --> 00:25:47,552 (chuckles) 467 00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:50,789 So, when did you start working for IBM? 468 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,892 Oh, they recruited me in 1945 to work on the Mark I. 469 00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:57,362 - With Grace Hopper? Did you meet her? - Oh, sure. 470 00:25:57,363 --> 00:25:59,965 - Did it really weigh four tons? - Five. 471 00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:03,301 We used it in the Navy to calculate artillery firing. 472 00:26:03,302 --> 00:26:05,736 I knew right then I wanted to work for Big Blue when I got out. 473 00:26:05,737 --> 00:26:07,905 Best company in the world. 474 00:26:07,906 --> 00:26:11,208 And I still don't understand what possessed Joe to leave. 475 00:26:15,147 --> 00:26:17,482 I was surprised you turned us down. 476 00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:19,550 You could've been the next Grace Hopper. 477 00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:23,086 Instead, you're in line to be another programmer no one remembers. 478 00:26:23,087 --> 00:26:26,056 (chuckles) Oh, my God, you're right. 479 00:26:26,057 --> 00:26:28,425 Yeah, instead of writing software for a brand-new machine, 480 00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:30,060 I could've been getting coffee for the guy 481 00:26:30,061 --> 00:26:32,830 who warms the seat for the guy who writes the software. 482 00:26:32,831 --> 00:26:35,232 What was I thinking? 483 00:26:37,001 --> 00:26:38,902 Yeah, I'm sorry. That was out of line. 484 00:26:38,903 --> 00:26:40,637 You're not the one I'm angry at. 485 00:26:40,638 --> 00:26:43,940 It's a tricky thing, fathers and sons. 486 00:26:43,941 --> 00:26:45,942 Your dad's lucky to have a daughter. 487 00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:48,878 I bet you'd never stand him up if he came to see you. 488 00:26:51,782 --> 00:26:54,083 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 489 00:26:57,154 --> 00:27:00,322 He didn't make it back, did he? 490 00:27:00,323 --> 00:27:03,125 You couldn't have been more than 10 years old at the time. 491 00:27:03,126 --> 00:27:05,995 I... excuse me. 492 00:27:11,501 --> 00:27:13,602 Joe: They picked up the check. 493 00:27:13,603 --> 00:27:16,105 Are you too drunk to comprehend that means they're done with us? 494 00:27:16,106 --> 00:27:17,673 I should never have let you come. 495 00:27:17,674 --> 00:27:20,443 Let me come? I arranged this deal. 496 00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:22,711 No, Gary did, and then you insulted him. 497 00:27:22,712 --> 00:27:24,346 Nothing says, "Don't trust us" 498 00:27:24,347 --> 00:27:26,715 quite like bad-mouthing your own father-in-law. 499 00:27:26,716 --> 00:27:29,317 Look, your father works at IBM and you shit on them all the time to everyone. 500 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:31,486 Not to the Japanese. 501 00:27:31,487 --> 00:27:33,288 Look, you may be good with a soldering iron, 502 00:27:33,289 --> 00:27:35,057 but when it comes to business, 503 00:27:35,058 --> 00:27:37,993 the big picture, you have no idea. 504 00:27:37,994 --> 00:27:41,182 Hey, hey. I'm not the one screwing "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs." 505 00:27:41,183 --> 00:27:43,302 - Leave her out of this. - Like that's not gonna blow up in our face! 506 00:27:43,303 --> 00:27:45,227 Go back to your workstation with the rest of the grunts. 507 00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,234 I'll fix this in the morning. 508 00:27:46,235 --> 00:27:48,035 With what, Joe, your words? 509 00:27:48,036 --> 00:27:50,071 Donna was right. You're all hat and no cattle. 510 00:27:50,072 --> 00:27:51,872 Why don't you build a computer with Donna? 511 00:27:51,873 --> 00:27:54,842 Oh, wait, you tried that. 512 00:27:54,843 --> 00:27:57,311 (engine starts) 513 00:28:02,217 --> 00:28:05,052 (tires squealing) 514 00:28:05,053 --> 00:28:07,687 (engine roars) 515 00:28:11,965 --> 00:28:13,733 Gordon on phone: Your dad's gonna kill me. 516 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,523 Well, I bet it wasn't as bad as you think. 517 00:28:15,524 --> 00:28:17,787 Look, I'm telling you, it was. 518 00:28:17,788 --> 00:28:19,789 I really screwed the pooch this time. 519 00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:22,926 Well, I'm sure it'll work out somehow. 520 00:28:22,927 --> 00:28:25,763 - (rings) - Oh, honey, I've got pies in the oven. 521 00:28:25,764 --> 00:28:27,565 We can talk more about this when you get home. 522 00:28:27,566 --> 00:28:28,167 Okay. 523 00:28:28,168 --> 00:28:29,732 Okay, yeah, I'll... 524 00:28:38,509 --> 00:28:41,109 (phone rings) 525 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,513 What, Gordon? 526 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:46,215 Uh, it's Hunt. 527 00:28:46,216 --> 00:28:48,884 Am I catching you at a bad time? 528 00:28:48,885 --> 00:28:51,720 No, no, no. It's wonderful. 529 00:28:51,721 --> 00:28:54,990 I mean... what's up? 530 00:28:54,991 --> 00:28:58,961 Well, the reason I'm calling is 'cause I had a chance 531 00:28:58,962 --> 00:29:01,129 to go over that other report of yours, 532 00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:05,133 and I wanna say I was really impressed. 533 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:08,170 I love that you took the initiative. 534 00:29:08,171 --> 00:29:10,839 Well, thank you. 535 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,641 Listen... 536 00:29:13,642 --> 00:29:17,512 I wanted to apologize for snapping at you the other day. 537 00:29:17,513 --> 00:29:20,182 I was getting hammered from upstairs and, what can I say? 538 00:29:20,183 --> 00:29:21,583 I shouldn't have taken it out on you. 539 00:29:21,584 --> 00:29:23,251 Oh, it's no big deal, really. 540 00:29:23,252 --> 00:29:25,587 I just yelled at my kids when I got home. 541 00:29:25,588 --> 00:29:28,656 Well, that's what they're there for. (Hunt chuckles) 542 00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:32,159 Well, I don't want to cut into your evening any more than I already have. 543 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,862 Oh, no, I'm just making some peach pies 544 00:29:34,863 --> 00:29:37,198 for my parents' barbecue. 545 00:29:37,199 --> 00:29:39,567 Peach pies? 546 00:29:39,568 --> 00:29:42,103 I love peach pie. 547 00:29:42,104 --> 00:29:44,338 (Hunt chuckles) 548 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,075 Do you put vodka in your dough? 549 00:29:48,076 --> 00:29:50,411 Vodka? 550 00:29:50,412 --> 00:29:54,948 My granny, she used to substitute half the water for a shot of vodka. 551 00:29:54,949 --> 00:29:57,751 She said it kept the crust from getting all soggy 552 00:29:57,752 --> 00:29:59,520 from the fruit filling. 553 00:29:59,521 --> 00:30:02,089 I think she did it so if her pie didn't turn out, 554 00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,924 everyone would be too drunk to notice. 555 00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:06,359 Oh, well, she sounds like a smart lady. 556 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,862 Yeah, she was the best. 557 00:30:11,232 --> 00:30:13,100 Well, I... 558 00:30:13,101 --> 00:30:15,702 better let you get back to bakin'. 559 00:30:15,703 --> 00:30:20,039 If you have any left over, feel free to save me a slice. 560 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,807 Okay. 561 00:30:21,808 --> 00:30:23,476 I'll see you tomorrow. 562 00:30:23,477 --> 00:30:26,345 Good night, Donna. 563 00:30:43,563 --> 00:30:47,232 Can he call you in the morning? Now's not a really good time. 564 00:30:47,233 --> 00:30:50,235 - It's kinda urgent. - (faint chatter) 565 00:30:50,236 --> 00:30:54,139 Sweetheart, can you come to the door for a second? 566 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:56,642 We're hosting game night. 567 00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,943 Fun. 568 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,613 (quietly) He's drunk. 569 00:31:01,614 --> 00:31:03,114 What happened? 570 00:31:03,115 --> 00:31:07,251 (stammers) 571 00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:31,008 Are you okay? 572 00:31:31,009 --> 00:31:32,677 Sorry, I don't usually... 573 00:31:32,678 --> 00:31:34,111 No, it's perfectly all right. 574 00:31:34,112 --> 00:31:38,048 I think you're under a lot of stress at work. 575 00:31:38,049 --> 00:31:41,518 Joe's all wrong about you. 576 00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:46,189 (chuckles) Joe's wrong about a lot of things. 577 00:31:48,459 --> 00:31:52,129 How close is he to giving up on all this? 578 00:31:52,130 --> 00:31:55,565 I don't know. He's pretty determined. 579 00:31:55,566 --> 00:31:58,201 He just hired a whole team of programmers 580 00:31:58,202 --> 00:32:00,303 and a manager behind my back. 581 00:32:00,304 --> 00:32:02,706 Really pissed me off. 582 00:32:02,707 --> 00:32:05,642 I hate to say it, but that sounds like Joe. 583 00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:07,910 Did he pull this at IBM? 584 00:32:07,911 --> 00:32:10,380 All the time. 585 00:32:10,381 --> 00:32:13,716 You know how he got his three promotions at IBM? 586 00:32:13,717 --> 00:32:16,018 He took them. 587 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,887 One time, he actually lied to a supervisor... 588 00:32:17,888 --> 00:32:20,256 guy who'd been with us for over 20 years... 589 00:32:20,257 --> 00:32:22,258 warned him that he was going to be let go 590 00:32:22,259 --> 00:32:24,894 and then strongly suggested that he tender his resignation 591 00:32:24,895 --> 00:32:27,930 to maintain his dignity. 592 00:32:27,931 --> 00:32:31,033 Poor guy believed him. 593 00:32:33,936 --> 00:32:35,504 Hmm. 594 00:32:35,505 --> 00:32:37,706 Well, if you say something with the right authority, 595 00:32:37,707 --> 00:32:40,809 you generally get what you want. 596 00:32:42,679 --> 00:32:45,547 You're so full of shit. 597 00:32:46,749 --> 00:32:48,716 What, did you actually think I was gonna roll over 598 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,352 and just tell Joe what a great guy you were? 599 00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:54,555 You're both disgusting. 600 00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:59,460 I don't think you understand who you've gotten into bed with. 601 00:32:59,461 --> 00:33:02,797 It's only a matter of time until he blows everything up. 602 00:33:02,798 --> 00:33:05,366 He always does. 603 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:09,370 - Well, you would know. - I gave him the world... 604 00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:12,440 and he spat in my face. 605 00:33:12,441 --> 00:33:14,975 He thinks everything belongs to him... 606 00:33:14,976 --> 00:33:17,745 you included. 607 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,917 (card taps) 608 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,285 For when you figure that out. 609 00:33:28,123 --> 00:33:31,525 (crickets chirping) 610 00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:41,101 (tapping keyboard) 611 00:33:45,105 --> 00:33:49,609 (playing "Fantaisie-Impromptu") 612 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:59,418 (car approaches) 613 00:34:01,355 --> 00:34:04,657 (car door opens, closes) 614 00:34:04,658 --> 00:34:07,161 (music continues) 615 00:34:07,162 --> 00:34:13,064 ♪ 616 00:34:52,430 --> 00:34:54,798 I'll only be a minute. 617 00:34:54,799 --> 00:34:57,133 We made a mistake last night. 618 00:34:57,134 --> 00:35:00,804 We offended you, and for that, I am sorry. 619 00:35:00,805 --> 00:35:02,472 Mr. Clark was too ashamed to come, 620 00:35:02,473 --> 00:35:05,008 so I promised I would apologize on his behalf 621 00:35:05,009 --> 00:35:06,943 for getting drunk, for giving the impression 622 00:35:06,944 --> 00:35:09,012 that he doesn't respect his father-in-law, 623 00:35:09,013 --> 00:35:12,481 the man who was gracious enough to put us into contact with you. 624 00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:14,951 That is not the case. Not for him, 625 00:35:14,952 --> 00:35:18,021 and certainly not for me 626 00:35:18,022 --> 00:35:20,009 I'm not exaggerating when I say 627 00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:22,958 that I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for my father. 628 00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:25,394 The day I graduated from his alma mater, 629 00:35:25,395 --> 00:35:28,397 he brought me into his company, IBM. 630 00:35:28,398 --> 00:35:32,034 He taught me the ropes. He taught me everything I know. 631 00:35:32,035 --> 00:35:35,504 He told me to swing for the fences and I've never stopped swinging. 632 00:35:35,505 --> 00:35:38,840 I know it's a risk showing up like this, 633 00:35:38,841 --> 00:35:40,508 but I will do anything 634 00:35:40,509 --> 00:35:43,511 to make you reconsider being in business with us. 635 00:35:49,986 --> 00:35:51,853 Excellent. 636 00:35:54,356 --> 00:35:56,157 Bellboy: Sir? 637 00:35:56,158 --> 00:35:57,926 You forgot your magazine. 638 00:35:57,927 --> 00:36:00,327 I'm done with that. 639 00:36:13,942 --> 00:36:15,576 Cameron: Oh, don't bother. 640 00:36:15,577 --> 00:36:18,412 - You're fired. - Excuse you? 641 00:36:18,413 --> 00:36:20,948 Oh, and it's not 'cause you're a tool, which you are. 642 00:36:20,949 --> 00:36:23,884 You can't fire me. I'm your boss. 643 00:36:26,721 --> 00:36:28,722 Hey. 644 00:36:28,723 --> 00:36:30,523 Do you want all your software programmed in 11 weeks 645 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:31,925 for half of what you're spending? 646 00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:34,060 Is this a trick question? 647 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:36,129 Brooks' Law, "The Mythical Man-Month." 648 00:36:36,130 --> 00:36:38,298 The one useful book I read in college. 649 00:36:38,299 --> 00:36:40,100 Brooks said that adding programmers 650 00:36:40,101 --> 00:36:42,802 to speed up a software project only makes it later. 651 00:36:42,803 --> 00:36:44,304 She's got a real attitude problem. 652 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:46,572 Oh, also, I'm taking over Steve's job. 653 00:36:46,573 --> 00:36:47,433 See what I mean? 654 00:36:47,434 --> 00:36:49,042 How would you know which programmers to keep? 655 00:36:49,043 --> 00:36:51,444 Do you even know their names? 656 00:36:51,445 --> 00:36:54,314 Hey! (whistles) 657 00:36:54,315 --> 00:36:56,582 Coder monkeys, come here. 658 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,685 How many of you got sucked into "Adventure" last night? 659 00:37:01,121 --> 00:37:03,923 I knew it. She's sabotaging the project, Joe. 660 00:37:03,924 --> 00:37:06,291 Okay, just curious... how many of you figured out 661 00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:09,629 what order to push the buttons in at the dam? 662 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:13,933 And how many of you got out of the cave by breaking the code? 663 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:20,406 I had to get home to feed my cat. 664 00:37:20,407 --> 00:37:22,007 Cameron: Which back doors did you use? 665 00:37:22,008 --> 00:37:24,143 - Programmer: "Xyzzy." - "Plover." 666 00:37:24,144 --> 00:37:26,412 - "Plugh." - Okay. 667 00:37:26,413 --> 00:37:29,415 Lev, Yo-Yo, the rest of you guys who cheated, 668 00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,350 you get to keep your jobs. 669 00:37:31,351 --> 00:37:32,918 Those of you who played fair and square, 670 00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:36,120 thank you very much, but you can go home. 671 00:37:36,121 --> 00:37:37,956 Explain. 672 00:37:37,957 --> 00:37:40,926 To play an honest game, you have to be good at solving puzzles. 673 00:37:40,927 --> 00:37:43,662 But to cheat, you have to be great at solving code. 674 00:37:43,663 --> 00:37:45,597 Those are the guys I need on my team... 675 00:37:45,598 --> 00:37:47,666 the ones who can break into the code, find the back doors, 676 00:37:47,667 --> 00:37:49,800 figure out "Plover" and "Xyzzy" 677 00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,669 and "Fee Fie Foe Foo" to get it done. 678 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,838 - Did you find "Fee Fie Foe Foo"? - No. 679 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:59,910 Steve, I'll write you a nice letter of recommendation. 680 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,883 (tapping) 681 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,885 When I first heard I'd be working for Gordon Clark, 682 00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:10,821 I wasn't sure he even knew his way around a motherboard. 683 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,624 Well, I've been proven wrong a hundred times over, 684 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:17,327 and, today, my respect for this guy has been taken to a whole new level. 685 00:38:17,328 --> 00:38:20,631 To Gordo, for kicking ass and taking names. 686 00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:22,165 All: To Gordo. 687 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:24,167 Thanks, Gordon. Good job, buddy. 688 00:38:24,168 --> 00:38:26,536 Hey, I see you told them the good news about the LCD screen. 689 00:38:26,537 --> 00:38:29,872 Yeah, everyone's excited. 690 00:38:29,873 --> 00:38:32,809 Good, I thought maybe you didn't get my message. 691 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,677 No, I did. 692 00:38:34,678 --> 00:38:36,546 Figured you'd come by my office. 693 00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:38,748 I've got work to do. 694 00:38:38,749 --> 00:38:40,983 Don't you think you owe me a thank-you? 695 00:38:42,319 --> 00:38:45,822 No, Joe. Actually, I don't. 696 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,890 Joe: Right. 697 00:38:47,891 --> 00:38:49,859 I only saved your ass, the deal, 698 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:52,996 and your relationship with your father-in-law. 699 00:38:52,997 --> 00:38:56,165 (chuckles) Gordon tell you how he almost tanked the deal? 700 00:38:56,166 --> 00:38:58,033 Joe, don't. 701 00:38:58,034 --> 00:38:59,835 First, he does eight shots of whiskey 702 00:38:59,836 --> 00:39:02,671 trying to keep up with the Japanese... huge mistake. 703 00:39:02,672 --> 00:39:06,074 So now he's wasted and he follows the chief engineer into... 704 00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:08,210 Joe, I hate to bust your bubble, 705 00:39:08,211 --> 00:39:10,246 but you didn't save a damn thing. 706 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:14,049 Gary did after I went to his house and asked him... 707 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:16,852 no, I begged him... got down on my knees 708 00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:20,588 to convince them to reconsider. 709 00:39:20,589 --> 00:39:24,960 The deal was done before you ever got to the hotel. 710 00:39:24,961 --> 00:39:29,096 Do you want his phone number to thank him? 711 00:39:35,204 --> 00:39:37,539 Look, you guys take off. 712 00:39:37,540 --> 00:39:41,008 I'll figure out the heating problem. 713 00:39:44,379 --> 00:39:46,413 Joe: Cameron... 714 00:39:48,050 --> 00:39:50,751 are you going to this bowling alley thing later? 715 00:39:50,752 --> 00:39:52,653 I don't know. It sounds dumb, 716 00:39:52,654 --> 00:39:55,489 but some of the coders are going. 717 00:39:55,490 --> 00:39:58,792 It's amazing what passes for culture in Dallas. 718 00:40:01,462 --> 00:40:05,064 I saw you took your stuff out of my apartment last night. 719 00:40:06,434 --> 00:40:08,835 And a few things that don't belong to you. 720 00:40:08,836 --> 00:40:11,137 What things? 721 00:40:11,138 --> 00:40:13,106 Don't get me wrong, I think it's sweet 722 00:40:13,107 --> 00:40:15,775 that you wanted to read the article in the "Wall Street Quarterly." 723 00:40:15,776 --> 00:40:18,344 I didn't take it. 724 00:40:18,345 --> 00:40:21,081 There's no shame in caring about our project. 725 00:40:21,082 --> 00:40:24,017 I just need it back so I can send it to some retailers. 726 00:40:24,018 --> 00:40:28,021 Your dad came by the apartment. 727 00:40:28,022 --> 00:40:32,025 He took it. 728 00:40:32,026 --> 00:40:34,360 Did you talk to him? 729 00:40:34,361 --> 00:40:38,764 Uh, I didn't stay long. 730 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:43,268 The guys are waiting for me. 731 00:40:57,483 --> 00:41:00,518 "All Night Long" playing on P.A. 732 00:41:00,519 --> 00:41:02,487 Radio DJ: We just drove this spanking new 733 00:41:02,488 --> 00:41:05,624 1983 Datsun 280ZX off the lot. 734 00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:07,459 Now, the Japs say their cars are stronger than ours. 735 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:09,026 We're gonna see about that. 736 00:41:09,027 --> 00:41:11,829 Step up, folks. It's only $5 a swing. 737 00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:14,866 We're gonna stay here until that sucker is flat as a pancake. 738 00:41:14,867 --> 00:41:16,801 Come on up here, ladies! 739 00:41:16,802 --> 00:41:19,170 "Living in the USA" playing in background 740 00:41:19,171 --> 00:41:22,807 (cheering) 741 00:41:25,343 --> 00:41:26,978 ♪ Stand back, what'd you say? ♪ 742 00:41:26,979 --> 00:41:28,646 ♪ Stand back, I won't pay ♪ 743 00:41:28,647 --> 00:41:30,248 ♪ Stand back, I'd rather play ♪ 744 00:41:30,249 --> 00:41:32,349 ♪ Stand back, it's my freedom ♪ 745 00:41:32,350 --> 00:41:35,552 ♪ Yeah, don't worry about me, babe ♪ 746 00:41:35,553 --> 00:41:38,389 ♪ I've got to be free, babe ♪ 747 00:41:38,390 --> 00:41:42,826 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, yeah ♪ 748 00:41:42,827 --> 00:41:45,262 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 749 00:41:45,263 --> 00:41:48,165 - ♪ Living in the USA... ♪ - (Cheering) 750 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:51,101 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 751 00:41:51,102 --> 00:41:53,404 ♪ Living in the USA ♪ 752 00:41:53,405 --> 00:41:56,940 - ♪ Stand back, dietician... ♪ - Whoo! 753 00:41:56,941 --> 00:42:00,210 ♪ Stand back, politician, mortician... ♪ 754 00:42:00,211 --> 00:42:03,713 (cheering continues) 755 00:42:03,714 --> 00:42:06,683 ♪ Living in the USA 756 00:42:06,684 --> 00:42:09,252 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 757 00:42:09,253 --> 00:42:10,854 ♪ Ow ♪ 758 00:42:10,855 --> 00:42:13,723 ♪ I see a yellow man, a brown man ♪ 759 00:42:13,724 --> 00:42:16,626 ♪ A white man, a red man ♪ 760 00:42:16,627 --> 00:42:19,595 - ♪ Looking for Uncle Sam... ♪ - (cheering) 761 00:42:19,596 --> 00:42:22,264 ♪ To give you a helpin' hand ♪ 762 00:42:22,265 --> 00:42:25,100 ♪ But everybody's kickin' sand ♪ 763 00:42:25,101 --> 00:42:28,037 ♪ Even politicians ♪ 764 00:42:28,038 --> 00:42:30,906 ♪ We're living in a plastic land ♪ 765 00:42:30,907 --> 00:42:35,511 ♪ Somebody give me a hand, yeah ♪ 766 00:42:36,646 --> 00:42:39,781 ♪ We're gonna make it, baby ♪ 767 00:42:39,782 --> 00:42:42,451 ♪ Yeah ♪ 768 00:42:42,452 --> 00:42:45,854 Sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com 768 00:42:46,305 --> 00:42:52,912 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org