1 00:00:00,304 --> 00:00:03,689 Previously on AMC's Halt and Catch Fire... 2 00:00:03,690 --> 00:00:06,275 You couldn't just leave us to do our thing? 3 00:00:06,276 --> 00:00:07,276 Christ!! 4 00:00:07,277 --> 00:00:08,277 You sellout!! 5 00:00:08,278 --> 00:00:10,829 Hey honey, would you go home? 6 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:11,830 Donna? 7 00:00:11,831 --> 00:00:13,699 Just go home, please. 8 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:17,620 Millions of dollars of hardware, sitting unused for 16 hours a day. 9 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:25,544 Nod or shake your head, should I call a doctor? 10 00:00:25,545 --> 00:00:28,547 Got a software in our network, overwriting our data. 11 00:00:28,548 --> 00:00:30,231 Everything, Shut it all down. 12 00:00:36,088 --> 00:00:39,474 You know why vegetables are a better way to start your morning? 13 00:00:39,475 --> 00:00:43,060 Because they contain fiber, which helps with your digestion. 14 00:00:43,061 --> 00:00:44,896 You know what that is? 15 00:00:44,897 --> 00:00:47,732 I just did number two. Can I have Frosted Flakes? 16 00:00:47,733 --> 00:00:50,417 Remember our little talk about trying new things? 17 00:00:53,272 --> 00:00:56,774 98.7. Get dressed for school. 18 00:00:56,775 --> 00:01:01,078 Mommy, I still don't feel well and Daddy's making me go to school. 19 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:03,915 Sweetheart, Mommy really can't afford to get sick right now. 20 00:01:03,916 --> 00:01:05,616 Let me make you a pot of coffee. 21 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:09,453 Oh, thanks, but I gotta get to the office. 22 00:01:09,454 --> 00:01:13,090 Could you feel my forehead? I'm afraid I'm coming down with whatever Joanie has. 23 00:01:13,091 --> 00:01:14,524 Had. 24 00:01:17,546 --> 00:01:19,714 Cool as a cucumber, just like you. 25 00:01:21,717 --> 00:01:24,135 Come on, you know I'm late. 26 00:01:24,136 --> 00:01:25,436 All right, I get it. 27 00:01:25,437 --> 00:01:27,271 Gordon, I'm not mad. I really am late. 28 00:01:27,272 --> 00:01:29,406 No, I know. I don't want you to be late for work. 29 00:01:33,312 --> 00:01:35,613 Uh, thank you for squeezing me into your schedule. 30 00:01:35,614 --> 00:01:39,817 Happy to. You've got my ear until the day begins in earnest. 31 00:01:39,818 --> 00:01:43,321 - What's on your mind? - Opportunity. 32 00:01:43,322 --> 00:01:45,156 Well, let me stop you there. 33 00:01:45,157 --> 00:01:47,074 I don't have any job openings. 34 00:01:47,075 --> 00:01:49,160 Well, that works out well because I don't want a job. 35 00:01:49,161 --> 00:01:51,796 You're sitting on a gold mine. 36 00:01:51,797 --> 00:01:54,582 Give me six months, I'll turn Network and Computer Systems 37 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,467 into an income-generating department. 38 00:01:56,468 --> 00:01:59,420 Okay, I'll play. 39 00:01:59,421 --> 00:02:01,589 I work right next to the mainframe sites. 40 00:02:01,590 --> 00:02:04,091 They're powered on all day, every day. 41 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:07,345 On nights and weekends, they're just sitting there idle. 42 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:08,930 We lease our mainframe space 43 00:02:08,931 --> 00:02:10,648 and our network during off hours 44 00:02:10,649 --> 00:02:12,350 to third-party businesses 45 00:02:12,351 --> 00:02:14,485 who need a larger, more powerful network. 46 00:02:14,486 --> 00:02:17,021 Overhead is near zero. It's pure profit. 47 00:02:17,022 --> 00:02:19,323 It's too big a security risk. 48 00:02:19,324 --> 00:02:22,026 We have sensitive business transactions running on our mainframe. 49 00:02:22,027 --> 00:02:24,111 Now, see, you don't understand how a mainframe works. 50 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:26,197 We can configure the privilege settings 51 00:02:26,198 --> 00:02:28,366 to lock these users into a tightly controlled area. 52 00:02:28,367 --> 00:02:30,368 Think of it as a padded cell. 53 00:02:30,369 --> 00:02:33,037 No outside user can access our company files. 54 00:02:33,038 --> 00:02:35,172 And that's just the beginning. 55 00:02:35,173 --> 00:02:39,343 This department would be an incubator for a large-scale operation. 56 00:02:39,344 --> 00:02:41,379 We can turn this juggernaut 57 00:02:41,380 --> 00:02:43,881 into one massive, forward-thinking entity 58 00:02:43,882 --> 00:02:46,384 and you, you'll be on a first-name basis with Jacob Wheeler. 59 00:02:46,385 --> 00:02:50,888 All we have to do is imagine it, trust it, 60 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:53,057 and flip the switch. 61 00:02:53,058 --> 00:02:57,395 If you believe so much in this vision for Westgroup, 62 00:02:57,396 --> 00:02:59,996 why don't you share it with your future father-in-law? 63 00:03:01,366 --> 00:03:03,901 Oh, I know who you are. 64 00:03:03,902 --> 00:03:07,337 You didn't think I'd take a meeting with some plebe from the data center, did you? 65 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,996 I was here before her first marriage blew up 66 00:03:14,997 --> 00:03:17,680 and I'll be here after she's done with you, too. 67 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:25,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 68 00:03:38,737 --> 00:03:40,771 - You ready for this? - Yeah. 69 00:03:40,772 --> 00:03:43,540 - So do your thing and then I'll... - Yeah, I got it. 70 00:03:53,418 --> 00:03:56,170 Okay, so, I just wanted to thank everyone 71 00:03:56,171 --> 00:03:58,422 for busting their asses the last few days, 72 00:03:58,423 --> 00:03:59,924 pretty much without sleep. 73 00:03:59,925 --> 00:04:03,394 It's no secret that we're struggling, 74 00:04:03,395 --> 00:04:05,096 through no fault of anyone here, 75 00:04:05,097 --> 00:04:06,931 to keep the lights on. 76 00:04:06,932 --> 00:04:08,566 Every penny counts, 77 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:12,019 so thank you, guys, for being such good sports. 78 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:14,939 It's not game over, but we are on life support. 79 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:17,274 We're operating with a third of our XTs 80 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:21,779 and our subscribers keep cancelling. 81 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:26,049 I don't know, I guess there's no honor among gamers. 82 00:04:28,286 --> 00:04:31,756 So we're kind of... 83 00:04:31,757 --> 00:04:33,624 look, we're spending more than we're making, 84 00:04:33,625 --> 00:04:35,960 which is a mathematical... 85 00:04:35,961 --> 00:04:38,095 We're almost out of money. 86 00:04:38,096 --> 00:04:42,550 What little we have we need to cover operating costs, 87 00:04:42,551 --> 00:04:47,138 so what that means is that we can't afford to pay your salaries right now. 88 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:49,473 But in exchange for you forgoing your salaries, 89 00:04:49,474 --> 00:04:51,142 we're offering you shares of the company, 90 00:04:51,143 --> 00:04:53,493 which will be worth a lot more in the long run. 91 00:04:56,481 --> 00:04:59,784 - In success. - Yes. 92 00:04:59,785 --> 00:05:01,902 Yes, in success. 93 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:04,739 Look, this is what we all signed up for. 94 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:07,408 It's the risk of working at a company like this, 95 00:05:07,409 --> 00:05:11,996 but don't forget that the upside is also so much greater. 96 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:13,798 I think it's a risk worth taking, 97 00:05:13,799 --> 00:05:17,767 but each of you need to decide that for yourself. 98 00:05:29,147 --> 00:05:30,446 I'm in. 99 00:05:32,017 --> 00:05:33,350 Me, too. 100 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:34,819 Yep. 101 00:05:36,021 --> 00:05:37,354 In. 102 00:05:38,857 --> 00:05:41,442 I'm out. 103 00:05:41,443 --> 00:05:44,195 C-come on, man. 104 00:05:44,196 --> 00:05:47,531 It's been a sweet ride. 105 00:05:47,532 --> 00:05:49,933 Student loans, sorry. 106 00:05:54,039 --> 00:05:55,873 Hey, can we talk about this? 107 00:05:55,874 --> 00:05:58,626 I'm not going to take that kind of risk 108 00:05:58,627 --> 00:06:00,344 on a bunch of online games. 109 00:06:03,882 --> 00:06:05,716 Have fun writing cartridges. 110 00:06:05,717 --> 00:06:07,718 That's what you've always wanted to do, 111 00:06:07,719 --> 00:06:10,486 so I just gave you an easy excuse. 112 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,524 Or maybe I don't think the shares 113 00:06:13,525 --> 00:06:15,124 are gonna be worth anything. 114 00:06:50,557 --> 00:06:55,556 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 115 00:07:17,406 --> 00:07:19,607 Two days in a row. 116 00:07:19,608 --> 00:07:22,026 What, are you angling to come back to work? 117 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:26,247 Work? You ain't paying anybody anything. 118 00:07:26,248 --> 00:07:28,949 More like volunteerin'. 119 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:31,369 No, I had an errand to run this side of town. 120 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:34,588 Thought I'd bring you over some breakfast tacos 121 00:07:34,589 --> 00:07:36,457 'cause y'all are starting to look like POWs around here. 122 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,092 Mm. 123 00:07:38,093 --> 00:07:40,928 And I noticed this file with your invoices in it 124 00:07:40,929 --> 00:07:46,217 and a couple places where you could cut some costs popped out at me. 125 00:07:46,218 --> 00:07:49,804 If you're interested in hearing my suggestions. 126 00:07:49,805 --> 00:07:51,704 Yeah. 127 00:07:57,279 --> 00:07:59,313 That's it, I'm going back to games. 128 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:01,065 Oh, no, Lev, you're doing great. 129 00:08:01,066 --> 00:08:02,817 You can handle this. It's just six rooms. 130 00:08:02,818 --> 00:08:04,652 18. 131 00:08:04,653 --> 00:08:06,153 You really do tune me out. 132 00:08:06,154 --> 00:08:08,155 Come on, how did that happen? 133 00:08:08,156 --> 00:08:10,157 You told me any time there's a lot of chatter on a subject 134 00:08:10,158 --> 00:08:13,327 to create a new room for those users. 135 00:08:13,328 --> 00:08:15,663 This is really incredible, Lev. 136 00:08:15,664 --> 00:08:18,466 I just finished creating a new room and now a bunch of bird feeder enthusiasts 137 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:21,085 have hijacked the Catty Cathys to discuss using cat litter 138 00:08:21,086 --> 00:08:23,637 - in the bottom of bird feeders. - Let me see, let me see. 139 00:08:23,638 --> 00:08:25,473 So now the Catty Cathys are pissed off 140 00:08:25,474 --> 00:08:28,008 because they can't follow their urine odor removal thread, 141 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:32,763 which pisses me off because I hate cats and Chatty Cathys. 142 00:08:32,764 --> 00:08:36,267 We have users coming into our rooms just to complain? 143 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:38,519 Do we have people signing up just for Community? 144 00:08:38,520 --> 00:08:42,356 Do you need me to draw you a Venn diagram of cat ladies and gamers? 145 00:08:42,357 --> 00:08:44,757 Not a whole lot of overlap. 146 00:08:46,161 --> 00:08:48,928 Now can we please ask Cameron for another body? 147 00:08:51,032 --> 00:08:54,717 When we get up to 30 rooms, you let me know. 148 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,173 We already sent out mailers 149 00:08:59,174 --> 00:09:01,375 with instructions on reinstalling the software. 150 00:09:01,376 --> 00:09:03,677 - They're still cancelling. - Well, of course they are. 151 00:09:03,678 --> 00:09:05,546 You just gave your girlfriend the clap. 152 00:09:05,547 --> 00:09:07,715 You think sendin' out mailers is gonna fix that? 153 00:09:07,716 --> 00:09:10,518 You gotta send her flowers, not penicillin. 154 00:09:10,519 --> 00:09:11,605 What do you suggest we do? 155 00:09:11,606 --> 00:09:15,055 First of all, your image needs rehabilitation. 156 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:19,143 I noticed an invoice here for prepaid ad space in "Byte Magazine." 157 00:09:19,144 --> 00:09:22,229 Look, use this to change the story. 158 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:25,232 That sounds great, but we can't afford an ad agency right now. 159 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:28,736 No, you don't need one. Two words in bold black lettering... we're hiring. 160 00:09:28,737 --> 00:09:31,572 Folks see that, they think you're cooking on the front burner. 161 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:34,408 Look, and a little splash of color would be nice in there somewhere. 162 00:09:34,409 --> 00:09:36,377 Draw the eye, won't break the bank. 163 00:09:36,378 --> 00:09:39,713 Yeah, maybe a photo of our staff at work. 164 00:09:39,714 --> 00:09:41,582 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that'll really pop. 165 00:09:41,583 --> 00:09:43,918 What, Bodie and Wonderboy hunched over their keyboards? 166 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:47,171 Yeah, or it'll remind people of Steve Jobs starting Apple in his garage. 167 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:49,089 People can't seem to get enough of that old chestnut. 168 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:52,760 Hey, no more cold calls. You've got to go door-to-door. 169 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:56,230 - Boz, we don't have the manpower. - Just go after the whales. 170 00:09:56,231 --> 00:09:59,233 - Hmm? - Your whales, your top dogs. 171 00:09:59,234 --> 00:10:01,735 Those 10 names that I highlighted here, 172 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,103 these are your biggest spenders. 173 00:10:03,104 --> 00:10:04,605 Start with them. 174 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:07,608 Uh, okay, I guess we could send Lev out. 175 00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:09,693 He k-kind of passes for normal. 176 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:11,445 Oh, no, no, I need Lev for Community. 177 00:10:11,446 --> 00:10:14,081 - Why? - We're up to almost 20 rooms. 178 00:10:14,082 --> 00:10:16,584 - What? That's huge. - I know, that's a little bit of good news, right? 179 00:10:16,585 --> 00:10:18,369 - W-when did that happen? - Ahem. 180 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:19,870 - Just this morning. He showed me... - Ahem! 181 00:10:19,871 --> 00:10:21,956 Ladies, this is where you say, 182 00:10:21,957 --> 00:10:23,757 "Could you please do this for us, Bosworth? 183 00:10:23,758 --> 00:10:25,543 You are an unbelievable salesman." 184 00:10:25,544 --> 00:10:28,462 And I say, "No, that chapter in my life is closed." 185 00:10:28,463 --> 00:10:30,714 And then you say, "Please do us this favor?" 186 00:10:30,715 --> 00:10:32,299 And I say, "No, I cannot." 187 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,968 And then it goes back and forth like that 188 00:10:33,969 --> 00:10:36,069 a couple more times and I say yes. 189 00:10:47,399 --> 00:10:48,732 Thanks. 190 00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:49,727 I can take it from here. 191 00:10:49,728 --> 00:10:51,652 What am I supposed to write on the work order? 192 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:53,252 What work order? 193 00:10:57,158 --> 00:11:00,794 What's going on? Why am I the only one pitching today, guys? 194 00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:04,632 Come on, sky's the limit. Whatever... whatever comes to mind. 195 00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,417 Come on, guys, let's get serious. 196 00:11:06,418 --> 00:11:07,918 There's shares on the line here. 197 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:11,171 Oh... 198 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,923 Yeah. 199 00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:15,092 Uh, we could do our version of "Bard's Tale," 200 00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:19,930 but the players try to free a princess who's actually a hobbit in disguise. 201 00:11:21,149 --> 00:11:23,817 Okay, I think we need to go bigger. 202 00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:26,320 Uh, maybe I'm not explaining it very well. 203 00:11:26,321 --> 00:11:27,988 You see, the players, um... 204 00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:30,691 What if we create a shooter game 205 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,493 that's totally immersive? 206 00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:35,446 That shows the player's perspective of his surroundings. 207 00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:38,282 - And you want to try to do this online? - Yeah. What? 208 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,325 I mean, I know we're more limited in the kind of graphics we can do, 209 00:11:40,326 --> 00:11:42,870 but if we pulled it off, it would be amazing. 210 00:11:42,871 --> 00:11:46,206 Uh, what's a good enemy? And no tanks or aliens. 211 00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:49,343 We need something fresh. 212 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,962 - Morning. - Sorry, I got held up. 213 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:54,465 Okay, leave a little earlier. 214 00:11:54,466 --> 00:11:57,017 - Okay, I... I got it. - Yeah. 215 00:11:57,018 --> 00:11:59,970 Find and kill E.T. before he eats your Reese's Pieces. 216 00:11:59,971 --> 00:12:02,139 No! 217 00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:04,358 Bodie, that's, like, the worst. 218 00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:05,893 Okay, let's stop while we're stuck 219 00:12:05,894 --> 00:12:07,227 and then we can pick up again tomorrow. 220 00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:10,397 - Good? - Well, that was... 221 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:12,566 Bodie, it was a bad idea. 222 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,569 He will eat candy. You cannot kill E.T. 223 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,705 It's just some Reese's Pieces. 224 00:12:17,706 --> 00:12:19,573 - Hey. - Hey. 225 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,909 Sorry, would you be more comfortable in one of the bedrooms? 226 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:25,412 No, no, I'm good. I just need to fuel up. 227 00:12:25,413 --> 00:12:28,749 - What's going on with you? - Nothing. 228 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,551 I just... I slept through my alarm 229 00:12:30,552 --> 00:12:31,885 and I guess I'm just really tired. 230 00:12:31,886 --> 00:12:34,421 Okay, we're all really tired. 231 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,090 Just because you're not getting paid anymore 232 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,725 doesn't mean you can show up late for work. 233 00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:40,427 - It's bad for morale. - It won't happen again. 234 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,111 - Okay. - Okay. 235 00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:16,927 Hey. 236 00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:19,480 I didn't see you there. 237 00:13:19,481 --> 00:13:21,598 - You been waiting long? - Just got here. 238 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:24,351 Oh, I was out doing my miles. 239 00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:27,020 Did... did nine miles. 240 00:13:27,021 --> 00:13:28,989 Whoo! 241 00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:31,158 You want a smoothie? I'm making one for myself. 242 00:13:31,159 --> 00:13:33,360 Sure. When did you start drinking smoothies? 243 00:13:33,361 --> 00:13:35,329 Um... 244 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:38,499 hold on, let me get closer. 245 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,784 I wasn't kidding there when I told you I was getting back into shape. 246 00:13:40,785 --> 00:13:42,703 You know, 1985's my year, man. 247 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:45,005 I'm eating better, I'm exercising. 248 00:13:45,006 --> 00:13:48,342 You know, I haven't jogged regularly since, I mean, I don't even know. 249 00:13:48,343 --> 00:13:50,127 Adidas came out with that track suit. 250 00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:53,380 Exactly. It's already paying off, too. 251 00:13:53,381 --> 00:13:56,133 Doctor called yesterday, said that my blood work's good. 252 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,018 Said I've got the body of a 25-year-old. 253 00:13:58,019 --> 00:13:59,386 Hmm. 254 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:00,888 All right. 255 00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:03,474 Ah. 256 00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,477 I programmed the remote to turn on all the electrical appliances in the house. 257 00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,978 - Pretty innovative, huh? - You know, I've been doing 258 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,897 some innovative stuff at Westgroup Energy. 259 00:14:09,898 --> 00:14:12,533 Oil's taking a big hit and the industry needs to diversify, so... 260 00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:14,500 Hmm. 261 00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:19,907 It's a perfect moment 262 00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:21,875 to take Westgroup into the Information Age. 263 00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:24,661 Um, have you heard about time-sharing? 264 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:26,747 Yeah, I've heard of time-sharing. 265 00:14:26,748 --> 00:14:30,501 Westgroup's got a brand-spankin'-new IBM 3090 mainframe 266 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,337 still in beta at headquarters downtown. 267 00:14:33,338 --> 00:14:36,924 I'm starting there and then moving to the 3081 in London and New York. 268 00:14:36,925 --> 00:14:39,726 Wow, shit. Profit margins will be huge. 269 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,262 Yeah, it'll make ARPANET look like two tin cans and a fishing line. 270 00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:44,348 So I'm looking for a ground-floor engineer 271 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:46,733 to convert the mainframes for outside dial-in access. 272 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:48,769 Wait, you're not trying to sell me on this, are you? 273 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:51,271 No, we're just talking. You're reading too much into it. 274 00:14:51,272 --> 00:14:53,941 I'm looking for someone. You're the best engineer I know. 275 00:14:53,942 --> 00:14:56,076 I wanted to give you the first right of refusal. 276 00:14:56,077 --> 00:14:59,947 - Be flattered. - I am flattered, all right? And I refuse. 277 00:14:59,948 --> 00:15:02,616 - I thought we were getting along. - We are getting along. 278 00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:05,118 Let's not ruin it by jumping back into business together. 279 00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:06,787 Come on, it's one day's work. 280 00:15:06,788 --> 00:15:08,455 They're still running Cardiff Systems software. 281 00:15:08,456 --> 00:15:10,090 You could do it with your eyes closed. 282 00:15:10,091 --> 00:15:13,126 When you invited me and Donna to dinner last week, 283 00:15:13,127 --> 00:15:14,928 was that to butter me up for this? 284 00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:17,548 I didn't even have this idea when I invited you to dinner. 285 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,217 Is Sara even your fiancée, or is that just some person that you hired 286 00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:22,146 to make yourself seem normal and trustworthy? 287 00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:23,220 Now you just sound crazy. 288 00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,972 No, crazy is doing the same thing over and over again 289 00:15:24,973 --> 00:15:26,773 and expecting a different result. 290 00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:29,776 You do understand this area of tech is exploding, right? 291 00:15:29,777 --> 00:15:33,230 In 18 months, we'll be bigger than CompuServe by a power of five. 292 00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:35,649 Where will you be in 18 months? 293 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:39,152 I don't know. Maybe drinking Mai tais poolside in Maui 294 00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:41,321 off all the money I made on the Giant. 295 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:44,840 I'm sorry, Joe. You're gonna have to find somebody else. 296 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,668 - Oh, hey there, son. Is your daddy home? - No. 297 00:15:54,669 --> 00:15:57,137 - When do you expect him? - Well, that's the million-dollar question. 298 00:15:57,138 --> 00:15:58,972 Look, whatever you're selling, I'm not interested. 299 00:15:58,973 --> 00:16:00,340 Ma'am, I'm not selling anything. 300 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,643 My name's John Bosworth, by the way. 301 00:16:02,644 --> 00:16:05,345 I'm head of Customer Satisfaction at a company called Mutiny. 302 00:16:05,346 --> 00:16:09,516 I just came by this morning to apologize to your son here 303 00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:11,318 about all our network hassles this week 304 00:16:11,319 --> 00:16:14,521 and see what I can do to bring him back into the Mutiny family. 305 00:16:14,522 --> 00:16:18,158 Nothing. I'm the one that cancelled the subscription, okay? 306 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:21,445 He's been racking up hundreds of dollars on my credit card. 307 00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:24,448 Can't remember the last time that he had a friend home from school. 308 00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:26,166 I mean... 309 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,536 You video game companies are no better than drug peddlers. 310 00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:32,205 Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize our services 311 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:34,291 had disrupted your boy's social life. 312 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:36,710 - What grade are you in, son? - Ninth. 313 00:16:36,711 --> 00:16:39,630 Yeah, your mama's right. You gotta spend more time with your buddies at school. 314 00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:41,848 All they talk about is sports. 315 00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,184 Well, that's not true. What about Gavin? 316 00:16:44,185 --> 00:16:46,553 Have any of these Mutiny users become friends of yours? 317 00:16:46,554 --> 00:16:49,022 Oh, yeah, like 32. 318 00:16:49,023 --> 00:16:50,891 Well, that I talk to regularly. 319 00:16:50,892 --> 00:16:53,193 Maybe six or seven that just want to play against me, 320 00:16:53,194 --> 00:16:55,696 which is also fun. 321 00:16:55,697 --> 00:16:58,315 I don't understand how you're talking to all these people. 322 00:16:58,316 --> 00:17:00,567 I never hear a peep out of you when you're down there. 323 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:02,569 My mother's a Luddite. 324 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,538 We type messages to each other. 325 00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:06,740 That's how you talk online. 326 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:10,911 Ma'am, you and I are too old school to understand this, 327 00:17:10,912 --> 00:17:13,914 but to your son here and his friends, 328 00:17:13,915 --> 00:17:16,550 Mutiny is the church. 329 00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:19,419 It's where they find community. 330 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:22,422 Sometimes that's the only place. 331 00:17:24,926 --> 00:17:28,360 You have a good day. I'm sorry to have taken up so much of your time. 332 00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:34,434 Wait, um, what'd you say your name was again? 333 00:17:34,435 --> 00:17:36,035 It's John. 334 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,372 John Bosworth. 335 00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:46,029 Hmm? 336 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,365 I heard you were looking for me? 337 00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:52,202 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, okay, so I've been doing some inventory, 338 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,754 trying to figure out what games we can afford to lose 339 00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:55,422 to help lighten the network. 340 00:17:55,423 --> 00:17:58,375 That's smart. Did you want suggestions or... 341 00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:01,261 Well, I was thinking that Backgammon and Checkers are no-brainers. 342 00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:04,631 They're our lowest performers and not one of our originals. 343 00:18:04,632 --> 00:18:06,133 Yeah, that's great. 344 00:18:06,134 --> 00:18:09,401 And I'm gonna have to cut Community. 345 00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:12,723 - Huh? Why? - Well... 346 00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,891 The only bandwidth it takes up is people on it typing, 347 00:18:14,892 --> 00:18:18,228 and no one types as fast as even the slowest telephone modem. 348 00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:20,480 It's not about bandwidth. It's about security. 349 00:18:20,481 --> 00:18:22,616 Community's our most vulnerable spot. 350 00:18:22,617 --> 00:18:24,901 Someone shares the wrong file, we get infected again. 351 00:18:24,902 --> 00:18:27,720 I just... I can't take a chance on that happening. 352 00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:32,659 If you want to make this a place where people can connect, 353 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:34,327 then there's going to be risk involved. 354 00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:36,163 I know. 355 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:39,398 I'm just not willing to take a risk on something so small. 356 00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:42,753 We've tripled in a week. 357 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:45,589 A lot of our users aren't even gamers 358 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,475 and it requires very little manpower, 359 00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:50,260 so I have to be honest with you, 360 00:18:50,261 --> 00:18:52,345 I think this is a huge mistake 361 00:18:52,346 --> 00:18:54,780 from a business standpoint. 362 00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:57,950 Noted. 363 00:19:15,336 --> 00:19:17,704 Oh, sorry. 364 00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:19,706 - Give me that. - I'm sor... sorry. 365 00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:21,807 Sorry, sorry! 366 00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,643 Uncle! 367 00:19:33,387 --> 00:19:35,138 Jesus! 368 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:37,023 God, you scared the shit out of me. 369 00:19:37,024 --> 00:19:40,227 What are you do... how long have you been in here? 370 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,596 Since you and the girls got home. 371 00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:45,297 It's the only place they don't look for me. 372 00:19:46,901 --> 00:19:49,236 I've had a day. 373 00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:51,905 Okay, well, I know that feeling. 374 00:19:51,906 --> 00:19:55,075 I had weeks like that. What happened? 375 00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:59,713 Cameron's cutting all of my Community rooms just when they're taking off. 376 00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:02,249 And she was so polite about it, too. 377 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:06,019 All business. It was unbearable. 378 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,421 Well, you're always saying how you wished she'd be more professional. 379 00:20:08,422 --> 00:20:10,891 Yeah, but not against me. 380 00:20:10,892 --> 00:20:13,393 We're supposed to be partners. 381 00:20:13,394 --> 00:20:16,863 Why don't you get undressed and take an actual bath, okay? 382 00:20:16,864 --> 00:20:19,099 I'll put the girls to bed and I'll order takeout for you 383 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,834 - from whatever restaurant you want. - No, I'm not hungry. 384 00:20:24,939 --> 00:20:28,942 Do you remember how you felt the first time you powered on the Giant 385 00:20:28,943 --> 00:20:32,445 - and you knew it was something special? - Yeah. 386 00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:35,949 Well, I felt the same way when the first user entered my Community room. 387 00:20:35,950 --> 00:20:38,285 It was like... 388 00:20:38,286 --> 00:20:40,787 I don't know, it was like giving birth. 389 00:20:40,788 --> 00:20:42,622 You know? I know that sounds crazy. 390 00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:44,791 Look, it doesn't sound crazy at all. 391 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:48,428 Look, you created it. It is your baby. 392 00:20:48,429 --> 00:20:50,062 Yeah. 393 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,566 It's really nice that you get it. 394 00:20:57,271 --> 00:21:00,390 I don't know. I don't know if I'm cut out for this. 395 00:21:00,391 --> 00:21:03,443 Hey, look, you can do this, okay? 396 00:21:03,444 --> 00:21:06,062 You're too lost to see it, but I can see it. 397 00:21:06,063 --> 00:21:08,615 Forget what Cameron thinks. 398 00:21:08,616 --> 00:21:11,902 This is a big idea. 399 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:13,286 You have to see it through. 400 00:21:13,287 --> 00:21:16,239 But what's the point? Even if... 401 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,825 even if we get all the XTs back up and running, 402 00:21:18,826 --> 00:21:23,330 we can't survive long-term on a rickety, homemade network. 403 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:27,016 Look, you'll... you'll figure something out. 404 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:34,925 Would I be a terrible mother if I stayed in here until the girls went to sleep? 405 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,242 Yes. 406 00:22:15,353 --> 00:22:18,037 - Hey. - Hey. 407 00:22:20,859 --> 00:22:22,610 You're... you're out late. 408 00:22:22,611 --> 00:22:25,779 Or early, depending on your sleep schedule. 409 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:30,584 Uh, yeah, I couldn't get any work done during the day with the phones ringing, 410 00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:34,088 so I... I'm just here to get snacks. 411 00:22:34,089 --> 00:22:37,640 - Right, yeah... - Grocery store, so... 412 00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:42,463 - I didn't know you worked here. - I'm actually here undercover. 413 00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:44,632 Um, for our games. I'm doing some research. 414 00:22:44,633 --> 00:22:48,636 I got one already. "Stock Boy." 415 00:22:48,637 --> 00:22:52,439 It's where the players have 10 minutes to try and stock all the shelves 416 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:57,394 while dodging senior citizens on the hunt for adult diapers. 417 00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:59,480 I used to work here in high school 418 00:22:59,481 --> 00:23:02,149 and the manager let me pick up a couple shifts. 419 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:04,652 - Yeah, of course, it's... - It's just till the shares are worth something. 420 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:06,287 That's great. 421 00:23:06,288 --> 00:23:08,005 I... I mean, it's not, like, great. 422 00:23:08,006 --> 00:23:09,757 Yeah, the FireBall Jawbreakers, 423 00:23:09,758 --> 00:23:12,843 they're at the bottom shelf at the end of aisle six, 424 00:23:12,844 --> 00:23:16,180 and the Good & Plentys are halfway down the same aisle, 425 00:23:16,181 --> 00:23:19,266 but they're on the right. 426 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:22,987 It's hard to miss. You always leave a trail of wrappers in your wake. 427 00:23:24,322 --> 00:23:26,774 Cool. Uh... right. 428 00:23:26,775 --> 00:23:30,027 I'll see you in a few. 429 00:23:30,028 --> 00:23:31,961 - Yep. - Okay. 430 00:23:35,617 --> 00:23:39,003 Here are my terms. First off, I'm in charge. 431 00:23:39,004 --> 00:23:41,539 Second, I'll provide my services for free 432 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:44,458 in exchange for Mutiny being your first client, all right? 433 00:23:44,459 --> 00:23:46,677 And third, dude, this is a pilot program. 434 00:23:46,678 --> 00:23:49,547 I expect a discounted rate. 435 00:23:49,548 --> 00:23:52,883 So, what did you screw up over at Mutiny? 436 00:23:52,884 --> 00:23:55,636 Nothing. I'm just trying to help out my wife. 437 00:23:55,637 --> 00:23:57,304 All right, let me get this straight. 438 00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,189 Donna asked you if Cameron's company 439 00:23:59,190 --> 00:24:00,558 could be my pilot program. 440 00:24:00,559 --> 00:24:02,726 They're desperate. 441 00:24:02,727 --> 00:24:05,062 They're not desperate. Look, the company's in great shape. 442 00:24:05,063 --> 00:24:06,996 Do we have a deal or not? 443 00:24:11,403 --> 00:24:13,737 All right, I put together an equipment list. 444 00:24:13,738 --> 00:24:17,074 Just so you know, converting the mainframes for time-sharing 445 00:24:17,075 --> 00:24:19,076 isn't as easy as just flipping a switch. 446 00:24:19,077 --> 00:24:21,662 I mean, the T-1 connections alone are gonna take a few days. 447 00:24:21,663 --> 00:24:23,914 I already had three T-1 high-speed lines installed. 448 00:24:23,915 --> 00:24:25,382 I just need you to finish the connections 449 00:24:25,383 --> 00:24:27,835 and install IBM's time-sharing option. 450 00:24:27,836 --> 00:24:30,754 All right. Well, we should use Michigan Terminal Systems. 451 00:24:30,755 --> 00:24:32,723 You know, it's much more reliable than IBM. 452 00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:34,758 Could you do it tonight? 453 00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:37,177 - Why tonight? - Can you do it or can't you, Gordon? 454 00:24:37,178 --> 00:24:38,762 Yeah, yeah, I could do it. 455 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:40,347 Great, why don't you grab this stuff 456 00:24:40,348 --> 00:24:42,368 and meet me at the bar across the street at 8:00? 457 00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:48,871 Why don't you grab this stuff and meet me at the bar at 8:00? 458 00:24:51,276 --> 00:24:54,278 Okay, um, before I go screw myself, 459 00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:58,115 when was the last time that you got the head of CompuServe on the phone? 460 00:24:58,116 --> 00:25:00,850 Also, we're not CompuServe! 461 00:25:02,754 --> 00:25:04,371 Yeah? 462 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:06,373 - This a bad time? - Huh? No, no, come in. 463 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:09,793 Just doing some customer service. 464 00:25:09,794 --> 00:25:13,764 Can I ask you a question? Have you ever used Mutiny Community? 465 00:25:13,765 --> 00:25:15,549 Yeah. 466 00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:17,968 - What's your question? - That. That was my question. 467 00:25:17,969 --> 00:25:20,771 I just thought you should try it before you decide to drop it. 468 00:25:20,772 --> 00:25:24,141 But you have, so I'll leave it to you. 469 00:25:24,142 --> 00:25:26,110 Okay. 470 00:25:26,111 --> 00:25:27,945 What's your favorite room? 471 00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:31,565 - What? - Your favorite room. All the guys have one. 472 00:25:31,566 --> 00:25:33,082 I'm just curious. 473 00:25:35,153 --> 00:25:38,489 I know what Community is. 474 00:25:38,490 --> 00:25:41,625 With respect, I disagree. 475 00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:43,994 It's simple text 476 00:25:43,995 --> 00:25:46,914 with no graphical capability or playability. 477 00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:49,015 - Oh. - Am I wrong? 478 00:25:50,635 --> 00:25:52,670 The code might not be revolutionary, 479 00:25:52,671 --> 00:25:56,757 but the interactions between users are a completely new way of communicating. 480 00:25:56,758 --> 00:25:59,176 People can be more authentic online than in real life, 481 00:25:59,177 --> 00:26:01,595 and that is addictive. 482 00:26:01,596 --> 00:26:04,098 Okay, fine. 483 00:26:04,099 --> 00:26:05,649 I'll give a spin in Community. 484 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:08,785 Just don't expect me to change my mind. 485 00:26:13,658 --> 00:26:15,943 Because you just don't like it 486 00:26:15,944 --> 00:26:17,861 or because it didn't come from you? 487 00:26:33,378 --> 00:26:35,212 Whoo! 488 00:26:35,213 --> 00:26:37,214 Can we turn the heat back on now? 489 00:26:37,215 --> 00:26:39,967 Aw, come on. Get yourself a new wool skirt, milady. 490 00:26:39,968 --> 00:26:42,052 We just got back another subscriber. 491 00:26:42,053 --> 00:26:44,054 I think we should celebrate. 492 00:26:44,055 --> 00:26:45,472 Cameron bought those for tonight. 493 00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:46,690 Oh, right, we're still on the clock. 494 00:26:46,691 --> 00:26:48,392 Or are we? 495 00:26:48,393 --> 00:26:50,459 Heads up. 496 00:26:53,031 --> 00:26:54,898 Drink! Drink! Drink! 497 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:59,603 You're spilling on my shares. How am I gonna feed myself? 498 00:27:01,206 --> 00:27:03,240 God, man. 499 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:07,699 _ 500 00:27:07,913 --> 00:27:09,343 _ 501 00:27:16,858 --> 00:27:18,789 _ 502 00:27:29,258 --> 00:27:30,796 _ 503 00:27:35,702 --> 00:27:37,987 _ 504 00:27:41,851 --> 00:27:44,749 _ 505 00:27:49,346 --> 00:27:51,651 _ 506 00:27:57,838 --> 00:28:00,821 _ 507 00:28:20,819 --> 00:28:24,154 Um, that went to everyone. 508 00:28:24,155 --> 00:28:26,657 - What do you... - Everyone. 509 00:28:26,658 --> 00:28:29,660 I know this isn't the best time to tell you this, but for future reference, 510 00:28:29,661 --> 00:28:33,330 the letter D plus the shift key plus exclamation mark means "direct to all." 511 00:29:36,879 --> 00:29:39,965 - All right, I got everything in my trunk. - Hey. 512 00:29:39,966 --> 00:29:42,817 I didn't have time to tape them all to one sheet, 513 00:29:42,818 --> 00:29:44,987 so fill out the expense report for me, will ya? 514 00:29:44,988 --> 00:29:47,156 - Mm. - Hey, any chance you guys carry Anchor Steam? 515 00:29:47,157 --> 00:29:47,861 Mm-mm. 516 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:50,326 Well, uh, give me whatever's that's on tap. 517 00:29:50,327 --> 00:29:52,578 That's all I got on me. I'll give you the rest by the end of the week. 518 00:29:52,579 --> 00:29:55,798 Why are you reimbursing me with your own money? 519 00:29:55,799 --> 00:29:57,250 Did you get me that security badge? 520 00:29:57,251 --> 00:29:59,252 You don't need a security badge. 521 00:29:59,253 --> 00:30:01,337 - Why not? - It's after hours. 522 00:30:01,338 --> 00:30:04,640 Isn't that all the more reason I need a security badge? 523 00:30:07,177 --> 00:30:08,594 - Joe? - Hmm? 524 00:30:08,595 --> 00:30:10,680 I tried to do this all by the book, 525 00:30:10,681 --> 00:30:13,182 but I was getting stonewalled by some half-wit lifer 526 00:30:13,183 --> 00:30:16,018 - who couldn't even understand the concept of passive income. - Oh, unbelievable. 527 00:30:16,019 --> 00:30:18,688 Look, I don't think you understand the concept of good faith. 528 00:30:18,689 --> 00:30:20,773 I knew if I told you I was doing this on the side, 529 00:30:20,774 --> 00:30:22,441 - you'd make a big deal about it. - Oh, "on the side." 530 00:30:22,442 --> 00:30:24,443 No, it is a big deal. 531 00:30:24,444 --> 00:30:26,996 Why didn't you take this to your future father-in-law? 532 00:30:26,997 --> 00:30:28,135 Okay? It's a great idea. 533 00:30:28,136 --> 00:30:30,032 He wouldn't get my vision the way you did. 534 00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:31,701 It would just be words. 535 00:30:31,702 --> 00:30:34,036 I needed evidence to back it up so he could trust me. 536 00:30:34,037 --> 00:30:35,871 And what better way to earn his trust 537 00:30:35,872 --> 00:30:37,707 than to break into his building in the middle of the night 538 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:40,176 and mess with his state-of-the-art mainframe? 539 00:30:40,177 --> 00:30:44,213 - It's a better play. - Oh, it's a better play. 540 00:30:44,214 --> 00:30:46,849 - Does Sara know about this? - She's in Austin for the night. 541 00:30:46,850 --> 00:30:50,019 Mm, all right, well, let's call her up, tell her what we're about to do, 542 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,554 and if she's okay with it, then I'm happy to help. 543 00:30:51,555 --> 00:30:53,689 Okay, after we call up Donna 544 00:30:53,690 --> 00:30:55,558 and tell her that she'll be leasing her new network from me. 545 00:30:55,559 --> 00:30:57,226 Listen, Donna and I, 546 00:30:57,227 --> 00:30:58,894 we don't hide anything from each other. 547 00:30:58,895 --> 00:31:01,413 Great, let's call her up. I'd love to say hi. 548 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:05,151 You know, I'd like to punch you in the face right now. 549 00:31:05,152 --> 00:31:07,135 Be my guest. 550 00:31:19,082 --> 00:31:21,683 Okay, I lied. I don't know how to use Community. 551 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,888 How is anybody supposed to respect me 552 00:31:25,889 --> 00:31:27,506 when you're disrespecting me? 553 00:31:27,507 --> 00:31:29,925 - Did you think about that? - No. 554 00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:32,061 Did you think about that at all when you were messaging with Tom? 555 00:31:32,062 --> 00:31:34,430 No, I-I... honestly, I wasn't thinking at all. 556 00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:35,134 Yeah. 557 00:31:35,135 --> 00:31:37,183 Do you want me to go apologize to everyone? 558 00:31:37,184 --> 00:31:39,602 No, don't do that. Don't do anything. 559 00:31:39,603 --> 00:31:42,104 Donna, haven't you ever said something shitty 560 00:31:42,105 --> 00:31:44,740 about somebody in private that you'd never say in public? 561 00:31:44,741 --> 00:31:47,576 - That you don't really mean? - That's not what we're talking about. 562 00:31:47,577 --> 00:31:49,912 If you have a problem with Gordon, you come to me. 563 00:31:49,913 --> 00:31:51,947 You don't talk about it behind my back 564 00:31:51,948 --> 00:31:55,717 and you don't ever... don't ever talk about my kids. 565 00:31:58,789 --> 00:32:00,456 - Whoa, are you okay? - Yeah. 566 00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:02,425 - Do you want water? - No, I'm fine. 567 00:32:02,426 --> 00:32:06,561 I just think on top of everything else I have Joanie's flu. 568 00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:12,867 I'm really sorry. 569 00:32:15,472 --> 00:32:18,641 You know that feeling of freedom that you had 570 00:32:18,642 --> 00:32:20,609 when you're sending private messages with Tom? 571 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:22,728 That feeling that you had a place to go 572 00:32:22,729 --> 00:32:26,816 where you could say things you wouldn't say in person? 573 00:32:26,817 --> 00:32:28,901 That... 574 00:32:28,902 --> 00:32:31,287 that is the value of Community. 575 00:32:31,288 --> 00:32:34,323 I need you in there. 576 00:32:34,324 --> 00:32:36,659 We're doing the group photo for the "Byte" ad. 577 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,744 I'm doing a take on class photos from high school, 578 00:32:38,745 --> 00:32:42,430 and without you two, it looks like the abstinence club of 1985. 579 00:32:45,168 --> 00:32:47,018 Okay. 580 00:32:55,011 --> 00:32:57,012 Okay, guys. Guys, guys, can we put down the beer 581 00:32:57,013 --> 00:32:59,014 for, like... just, like, five minutes? 582 00:32:59,015 --> 00:33:01,484 Five minutes, okay? Okay, you're gonna come right here. 583 00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:03,269 Right here. Put it down over there. 584 00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:04,937 Come here, come here. Get in line. 585 00:33:04,938 --> 00:33:06,939 Wonderboy, right here. Okay, here we go. 586 00:33:06,940 --> 00:33:08,357 - Nice and... - Whoa. 587 00:33:08,358 --> 00:33:09,692 Sorry. Stand there in the line. 588 00:33:09,693 --> 00:33:11,527 Take a look at this. 589 00:33:11,528 --> 00:33:13,195 Okay. Wait, where's... where's Bodie, guys? 590 00:33:13,196 --> 00:33:14,947 Eh, he's in the bathroom, Tom. 591 00:33:14,948 --> 00:33:16,866 He's in the bathroom? Well, can someone go get him? 592 00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:19,285 Please? Jesus, guys, I feel like I'm running a nursery here. 593 00:33:19,286 --> 00:33:22,371 Okay, tighten up, guys. Put down the beer. 594 00:33:22,372 --> 00:33:24,707 Okay, here we... no, no, no, no, no. 595 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,375 Here, you gotta come front and center. 596 00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:28,511 Donna, front and center. Okay? 597 00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:31,013 Okay? Right here. That's great. Thank you. 598 00:33:31,014 --> 00:33:34,049 Okay, this is looking good, guys. Okay, on three. 599 00:33:34,050 --> 00:33:37,720 Big smiles. One, two, three. 600 00:33:37,721 --> 00:33:39,722 Donna, Cameron, that is perfect. 601 00:33:39,723 --> 00:33:42,725 Do you mind lifting the corners of your mouths? 602 00:33:42,726 --> 00:33:45,394 Like a whole lot? Okay? Here we go. 603 00:33:45,395 --> 00:33:48,731 Okay, on three. Lev, Lev, you're blocking Wonderboy. 604 00:33:48,732 --> 00:33:50,399 - Okay? - I can't hear without my glasses. 605 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,201 You can't hear without your glasses. 606 00:33:52,202 --> 00:33:55,488 - Jesus! - Whoa! 607 00:33:55,489 --> 00:33:56,989 I just bought this shirt! 608 00:33:56,990 --> 00:33:59,492 Okay, guys. Wonderboy! Wonderboy! 609 00:33:59,493 --> 00:34:01,210 Wonderboy, just stop, okay? 610 00:34:01,211 --> 00:34:03,245 Everybody just stop. Can we just get together? 611 00:34:03,246 --> 00:34:05,080 Just for, like, one minute?! 612 00:34:05,081 --> 00:34:08,217 Good, great. Big smiles, all right? 613 00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:11,220 Jesus. One, two... 614 00:34:11,221 --> 00:34:13,756 Whoo-hoo! 615 00:34:13,757 --> 00:34:17,426 - That's great. That's great. Thanks. - Did it look good? 616 00:34:17,427 --> 00:34:19,762 - Complete disaster. That's good. - Oui, oui! 617 00:34:19,763 --> 00:34:22,664 - Give me that beer. Give me that beer. - Whoo! 618 00:34:32,075 --> 00:34:34,360 Watch out! 619 00:34:34,361 --> 00:34:37,279 Ah! Get down! 620 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,081 - Ah! - Ah! Watch it! 621 00:34:42,919 --> 00:34:44,420 Watch out, he's on red team! 622 00:34:44,421 --> 00:34:46,705 Get him! He's over there. 623 00:34:46,706 --> 00:34:49,091 - Hey, Carl? - Uh, yeah? 624 00:34:49,092 --> 00:34:50,759 Did you take down Community yet? 625 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:52,428 Oh, um, no, 626 00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:54,930 but I promise I'll do it before I leave tonight. 627 00:34:54,931 --> 00:34:56,599 And I'm pretty sober, so... 628 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,967 No, it's... 629 00:34:57,968 --> 00:35:00,135 just leave it up for a few more days, okay? 630 00:35:00,136 --> 00:35:02,438 Okay, great, that's good 'cause I'm not at all sober, so... 631 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:04,607 - Thanks. See ya. - Man comin' in. 632 00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:06,809 Coming in! Cover me! 633 00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:08,944 Get your head in the game. 634 00:35:08,945 --> 00:35:10,946 15 seconds. Red team. 635 00:35:10,947 --> 00:35:13,115 You got 15 seconds before I shoot you. 636 00:35:13,116 --> 00:35:14,567 Look out, look out! 637 00:35:43,847 --> 00:35:46,181 Okay, go. 638 00:35:46,182 --> 00:35:48,517 Okay, got it. 639 00:35:48,518 --> 00:35:50,878 Careful, behind the desk. Behind the desk! Get him! Get him! 640 00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:54,255 Get down. Get down. 641 00:35:58,528 --> 00:36:01,163 - Hallway's clear. - Oh, God! 642 00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:03,866 - They shot me! He got me. - No! 643 00:36:05,869 --> 00:36:07,536 - Out of ammo. - You're dead. 644 00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:10,506 Got him! 645 00:36:10,507 --> 00:36:12,458 - Got your guns, babe. - Ammo. 646 00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:15,294 - Here, take his gun. - Lord, help me. 647 00:36:15,295 --> 00:36:17,713 Oh, sorry. 648 00:36:17,714 --> 00:36:19,814 Cameron, watch out! Take cover! 649 00:36:28,224 --> 00:36:30,241 - I'm hit! - No! 650 00:36:31,394 --> 00:36:34,495 Ah! 651 00:36:37,901 --> 00:36:40,152 Oh, you wanna shoot me so bad. 652 00:36:40,153 --> 00:36:43,906 Why? Because you stopped paying us, but you're still riding all our asses? 653 00:36:43,907 --> 00:36:45,908 - Yeah, something along those lines. - And you're imperious 654 00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:48,577 and you're stubborn and you never, ever give constructive criticism. 655 00:36:48,578 --> 00:36:49,995 I get it, I'm a horrible boss. 656 00:36:49,996 --> 00:36:53,248 Actually, I like all that about you. 657 00:36:53,249 --> 00:36:56,919 So... why haven't you taken a shot at me yet? 658 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,588 I don't know. 659 00:36:59,589 --> 00:37:01,090 'Cause I sure as hell want to, 660 00:37:01,091 --> 00:37:03,726 but I also kind of want you in the game. 661 00:37:03,727 --> 00:37:05,359 Yeah? 662 00:37:08,932 --> 00:37:11,183 - That's it. - What's it? 663 00:37:11,184 --> 00:37:13,235 This. 664 00:37:13,236 --> 00:37:16,021 We create this game online. 665 00:37:16,022 --> 00:37:18,273 - We can't compete with box games, right? - Yeah. 666 00:37:18,274 --> 00:37:21,026 But what we have going for us is we're networked. 667 00:37:21,027 --> 00:37:23,445 Instead of shooting at a tank or a robot, 668 00:37:23,446 --> 00:37:26,532 what if you're shooting at another user on our network? 669 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,584 I mean, human players aren't predictable 670 00:37:28,585 --> 00:37:30,703 like a computer-generated enemy. 671 00:37:30,704 --> 00:37:32,371 I mean, how cool would it be 672 00:37:32,372 --> 00:37:34,623 if you're looking right at them, eye to eye? 673 00:37:34,624 --> 00:37:36,375 - Your friend is also your enemy. - Yeah. 674 00:37:36,376 --> 00:37:37,926 I mean, who doesn't want to shoot their friend sometimes? 675 00:37:37,927 --> 00:37:39,378 But how would we do the graphics over the network? 676 00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:41,296 We'd have to do... build half of it on the C64 677 00:37:41,297 --> 00:37:42,798 - and then the other half on our network. - Yes. 678 00:37:42,799 --> 00:37:45,100 And the C64, that can manage the scenery graphics 679 00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,052 and the player movement, and we can manage the user's location, 680 00:37:47,053 --> 00:37:49,138 whether or not they can... they can see each other, 681 00:37:49,139 --> 00:37:51,557 the score, all that sort of thing. 682 00:37:51,558 --> 00:37:53,942 And we'd have to build a protocol between the user's computer and ours 683 00:37:53,943 --> 00:37:55,811 - so that we can control the game graphics. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 684 00:37:55,812 --> 00:37:57,112 As long as they're short, encoded instructions. 685 00:37:57,113 --> 00:37:58,647 Yeah, to keep the game speed up and... 686 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:02,785 Jesus! I'm on your team, asshole. 687 00:38:02,786 --> 00:38:04,737 Excuse me, we're trying to work in here. 688 00:38:07,490 --> 00:38:09,992 - Hey, where's Rendon? - He's dead. I shot him. 689 00:38:09,993 --> 00:38:12,995 Well, go back and tell him that his date's on the phone. 690 00:38:12,996 --> 00:38:16,230 Yo, Tom, a lady's on the phone. 691 00:38:18,134 --> 00:38:19,418 Uh, I gotta go. 692 00:38:19,419 --> 00:38:21,170 Okay, have fun. 693 00:38:24,424 --> 00:38:26,091 You're such a gentleman. 694 00:38:26,092 --> 00:38:27,426 He went back that way! Get him! 695 00:38:40,607 --> 00:38:43,025 People are gonna be here in two hours. 696 00:38:43,026 --> 00:38:44,860 Yeah, well... 697 00:38:44,861 --> 00:38:46,278 How much longer? 698 00:38:46,279 --> 00:38:49,615 You sound like my girls on a road trip. 699 00:38:49,616 --> 00:38:51,700 You're slower than you used to be. 700 00:38:51,701 --> 00:38:55,537 Well, you want me to slap this thing together like the Giant Pro? 701 00:38:55,538 --> 00:38:57,206 I'm almost done slotting. 702 00:38:57,207 --> 00:38:58,707 Then I gotta upload the hosting 703 00:38:58,708 --> 00:39:00,676 and time-sharing options that'll switch the TSO... 704 00:39:00,677 --> 00:39:04,129 That's not on you, the Giant Pro. 705 00:39:04,130 --> 00:39:06,965 No one machine can be everything to every customer. 706 00:39:06,966 --> 00:39:09,468 We're all guessing in the dark to a certain extent. 707 00:39:09,469 --> 00:39:12,387 Yeah, well, I have no idea what consumers want 708 00:39:12,388 --> 00:39:15,057 and I'm sick and tired of trying to figure it out. 709 00:39:15,058 --> 00:39:18,560 You know, I wish... I wish people would just tell me exactly what they want 710 00:39:18,561 --> 00:39:20,145 and then I would go and build it. 711 00:39:20,146 --> 00:39:22,397 Like a tailor making a custom suit. 712 00:39:22,398 --> 00:39:25,917 Exactly. I can build anything. 713 00:39:27,153 --> 00:39:30,338 Let me grab you a fresh Coke. 714 00:39:55,921 --> 00:39:57,421 Hey, hey, what happened? 715 00:39:57,422 --> 00:39:58,923 Oh, nothing. I just, uh... 716 00:39:58,924 --> 00:40:01,092 I just fell. I must've tripped. 717 00:40:01,093 --> 00:40:01,705 On what? 718 00:40:01,706 --> 00:40:06,347 I caught my foot on the edge of the cabinet here. 719 00:40:06,348 --> 00:40:08,516 Look, I'm fine. I'm fine. 720 00:40:08,517 --> 00:40:10,935 Let's just keep going. Look, the sun's almost up. 721 00:40:10,936 --> 00:40:13,437 Hey, Gordon, you don't look so good. 722 00:40:13,438 --> 00:40:15,606 What are you, my mother? 723 00:40:15,607 --> 00:40:17,790 Thanks for the soda. 724 00:40:30,705 --> 00:40:34,125 - Oh. - Well, you're here early. 725 00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:36,127 Yeah, this one fella was never at home. 726 00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:38,212 Only way to catch him was in his car, 727 00:40:38,213 --> 00:40:40,965 in the garage, as he pulled out on his way to work. 728 00:40:42,934 --> 00:40:44,635 - Here. - You know... 729 00:40:44,636 --> 00:40:46,369 All right. 730 00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:54,812 I'm not gonna ask you to work here again, okay? 731 00:40:54,813 --> 00:40:56,814 I'm telling you. 732 00:40:56,815 --> 00:41:00,151 You start tomorrow. This is your office. 733 00:41:00,152 --> 00:41:03,788 It has an open-door policy, obviously, 734 00:41:03,789 --> 00:41:05,739 because it is the kitchen. 735 00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:09,326 Your first task... 736 00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:12,296 is I need you to help me run this company better. 737 00:41:12,297 --> 00:41:15,166 Yes, ma'am. 738 00:41:15,167 --> 00:41:19,018 I mean it. I want to be better at this. 739 00:41:22,674 --> 00:41:25,509 When I was 23, my job at Cardiff was to do one thing... 740 00:41:25,510 --> 00:41:28,145 put the hand radio kits in the box for shipment. 741 00:41:28,146 --> 00:41:31,348 That's it. Wasn't even responsible for labeling them. 742 00:41:32,818 --> 00:41:36,270 I just boxed 'em, punched out, and drank beer. 743 00:41:40,325 --> 00:41:42,610 You'll get there. 744 00:41:42,611 --> 00:41:44,395 When? 745 00:41:44,396 --> 00:41:46,030 Hey. 746 00:41:46,031 --> 00:41:49,834 I got the film developed from the... yeah. 747 00:41:49,835 --> 00:41:53,204 I don't know... I don't know if there's anything... 748 00:41:53,205 --> 00:41:55,271 like, usable in there. 749 00:41:56,374 --> 00:41:58,107 Hey. 750 00:42:04,015 --> 00:42:05,799 We've howdied, but we ain't shook. 751 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,018 - John Bosworth. - Tom Rendon. 752 00:42:08,019 --> 00:42:09,819 Oh, my God. 753 00:42:15,694 --> 00:42:17,493 And there's your ad right there. 754 00:42:20,732 --> 00:42:23,200 Yeah. 755 00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:26,704 "Play with friends." That's the tag. 756 00:42:26,705 --> 00:42:29,172 Mm. 757 00:42:34,045 --> 00:42:36,180 You're in a good mood. 758 00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:38,332 Your date must have gone well. 759 00:42:38,333 --> 00:42:39,583 Uh, it was terrible, actually. 760 00:42:39,584 --> 00:42:40,834 I had to cut it short. 761 00:42:40,835 --> 00:42:43,220 Aw, she wouldn't put out? 762 00:42:43,221 --> 00:42:45,756 Funny. So funny. 763 00:42:45,757 --> 00:42:48,092 No, I, uh... 764 00:42:48,093 --> 00:42:50,094 well, I couldn't stop thinking about the game. 765 00:42:50,095 --> 00:42:53,663 I know, me, too. 766 00:42:57,102 --> 00:42:58,435 I'm sorry. 767 00:42:58,436 --> 00:42:59,603 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 768 00:42:59,604 --> 00:43:01,004 Okay. 769 00:43:10,749 --> 00:43:14,084 Donna, how much longer you gonna be in there? 770 00:43:14,085 --> 00:43:15,852 I don't know. 771 00:43:17,088 --> 00:43:19,890 Mm. 772 00:43:19,891 --> 00:43:24,895 You know, maybe you should go see a doctor, you know? 773 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:27,598 Just to rule out anything serious. 774 00:43:27,599 --> 00:43:31,518 No, I think I... I must've just got what Joanie had. 775 00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:34,405 Well, I got some great news 776 00:43:34,406 --> 00:43:37,274 that I think'll make you feel better. 777 00:43:37,275 --> 00:43:40,194 You know that consulting gig I did last night? 778 00:43:40,195 --> 00:43:45,416 Well, I convinced, uh, my contact over there 779 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:49,620 to lease their network to Mutiny for $3 an hour. 780 00:43:49,621 --> 00:43:52,122 Okay, nobody's getting that kind of deal. 781 00:43:52,123 --> 00:43:55,559 You'll be able to run thousands of Community rooms. 782 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,796 How's that for turning lemons into lemonade? 783 00:43:58,797 --> 00:44:01,030 Donna, did you hear me? 784 00:44:02,467 --> 00:44:04,635 Yeah. 785 00:44:04,636 --> 00:44:07,104 I'm sorry. 786 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:09,655 Um, that is amazing news. 787 00:44:10,725 --> 00:44:12,309 Are you throwing up? 788 00:44:12,310 --> 00:44:14,812 Hmm? 789 00:44:14,813 --> 00:44:16,913 Yeah. 790 00:44:18,483 --> 00:44:20,484 Can you give me a sec? 791 00:44:20,485 --> 00:44:22,987 Yeah, sure. 792 00:44:22,988 --> 00:44:24,887 I'll be in the kitchen. 793 00:44:44,488 --> 00:44:46,755 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 793 00:44:47,305 --> 00:44:53,359 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org