1
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You can't die. I love you.
I'll still be here.

2
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Where did you get that?

3
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The guy in the mask.

4
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Who is he?

5
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He's you.

6
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So what happens now?

7
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You fall in love with me.

8
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No more community service.

9
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I thought we'd be all
celebrating and shit.

10
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All the shit we've been through.
We're all here,

11
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all alive.

12
00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,672
We made it.

13
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I can give you your life back.

14
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There's this guy. He took my power.

15
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You sold your powers?

16
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Yeah, mate.

17
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We were given them for a reason.

18
00:00:36,833 --> 00:00:39,552
Do we have to have
the same powers as before?

19
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He said if we've got the money,
we can take our pick.

20
00:00:43,513 --> 00:00:44,992
OK, so who's first?

21
00:00:44,993 --> 00:00:48,992
You're all such pussies!
I'll do it.

22
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23
00:01:00,833 --> 00:01:03,592
Right. I need to speak to the...

24
00:01:03,593 --> 00:01:07,592
cool, mysterious...

25
00:01:07,593 --> 00:01:11,592
power guy. Is he, is he in?

26
00:01:30,073 --> 00:01:33,512
What are you doing?

27
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Get back in here!

28
00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:50,032
Sorry!

29
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Wanker!

30
00:02:09,313 --> 00:02:11,512
What the fuck...

31
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do you think you're doing?

32
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Think you can get rid of me?

33
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I'm a part of you.

34
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Cool power guy with the suits,

35
00:02:19,913 --> 00:02:21,872
he could've sorted
this bullshit out,

36
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but you had to make a big drama!

37
00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:25,952
I won't let you bury me.
I'm staying right here.

38
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You're such a whiney little bitch!

39
00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,192
You hate me, you hate yourself.

40
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Nobody loves themselves more than I
do. I'd fuck myself in a heartbeat.

41
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So we're back to the whole
"I'm gay" thing there, aren't we?

42
00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:39,832
Why bring that up? I'm not gay.

43
00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:43,232
Remember that time in PE?
In the showers, you got turned on

44
00:02:43,233 --> 00:02:45,432
watching Richard Saunders
soap his balls?

45
00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,152
Oh, he's pathetic! He's sad.

46
00:02:47,153 --> 00:02:49,712
You thought about it
when screwing the fake vagina

47
00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:53,712
you made out of Mum's rubber gloves.

48
00:02:59,473 --> 00:03:00,832
You trying to fuck me?

49
00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:03,072
I'm gonna fucking kill you!

50
00:03:03,073 --> 00:03:04,232
I am you!

51
00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:08,232
You're nothing to do with me!

52
00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:12,632
Rudy!

53
00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:26,752
That could've gone
horribly wrong, that.

54
00:03:26,753 --> 00:03:30,752
You could have killed us.

55
00:03:32,273 --> 00:03:36,272
Shut up whining.

56
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C'mon.

57
00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:42,112
Get in here.

58
00:03:42,113 --> 00:03:45,192
Whoa!

59
00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:35,272
Argh.

60
00:06:35,273 --> 00:06:37,032
You're not going to ask
about me limp?

61
00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,752
No.

62
00:06:38,753 --> 00:06:42,152
No, of course not!
Cos that would be doing your job.

63
00:06:42,153 --> 00:06:44,752
I'm not sure you're cut out
to be a probation worker.

64
00:06:44,753 --> 00:06:45,592
Is that right?

65
00:06:45,593 --> 00:06:46,632
Yeah.

66
00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:49,712
If you're finished
with the careers advice,

67
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piss off and pick up some litter
with the other shitheads.

68
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Right.

69
00:07:00,513 --> 00:07:04,512
Before all the accusations,

70
00:07:05,313 --> 00:07:07,472
recriminations start flying around,

71
00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:10,032
before harmony turns to discord,

72
00:07:10,033 --> 00:07:13,952
and everyone starts shouting,
jabbing their fingers at each other,

73
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I just want to say for the record,
hand on heart,

74
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the other hand on a Bible,

75
00:07:19,593 --> 00:07:22,312
that it wasn't absolutely wasn't me

76
00:07:22,313 --> 00:07:26,312
who left the big floater
in the toilet back there.

77
00:07:37,953 --> 00:07:41,952
These are the designs for an
intercontinental ballistic missile.

78
00:07:42,353 --> 00:07:43,592
Yeah, mate.

79
00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,432
Check out the propulsion system.

80
00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:48,552
It's liquid nitrogen. It's wicked.

81
00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:50,792
Where did you get them?

82
00:07:50,793 --> 00:07:52,232
I drew them.

83
00:07:52,233 --> 00:07:54,632
You?

84
00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:58,072
You honestly expect me
to believe that?

85
00:07:58,073 --> 00:07:59,312
You think I nicked them?

86
00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,392
I fucking drew them.
They're my designs!

87
00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:04,392
Get her out of here.

88
00:08:04,393 --> 00:08:06,792
Take your hand off me, you prick!

89
00:08:06,793 --> 00:08:10,072
I'm a fucking rocket scientist!

90
00:08:46,153 --> 00:08:49,592
These new powers are bullshit.

91
00:08:49,593 --> 00:08:52,112
I thought this power would make me
dead clever,

92
00:08:52,113 --> 00:08:54,072
but all I know is
how to design rockets.

93
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Guess it does what it says
on the tin.

94
00:08:55,073 --> 00:08:57,192
Only there's no tin

95
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or instructions. No-one believes
someone like me's a rocket scientist.

96
00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:03,512
You don't exactly look
like a rocket scientist.

97
00:09:03,513 --> 00:09:05,752
Maybe I should get some glasses,
to look dead intelligent.

98
00:09:05,753 --> 00:09:07,872
Yeah, that'll do it.

99
00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:11,392
Simon?

100
00:09:11,393 --> 00:09:15,392
Hey.

101
00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:18,872
Hurry up and put some clothes on.

102
00:09:18,873 --> 00:09:22,872
I said we'd go or a drink.

103
00:09:32,953 --> 00:09:35,552
Has anyone heard from Nathan?

104
00:09:35,553 --> 00:09:37,592
He's in Vegas
with Marnie and Nathan Jr.

105
00:09:37,593 --> 00:09:39,632
They want us to go over
for the weddings.

106
00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:42,552
I'll go, if that prick pays
for my flights and my hotel.

107
00:09:42,553 --> 00:09:45,832
He's going to use his power
to cheat money out of the casino.

108
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,992
You don't need to be able
to see the future

109
00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:51,032
to know that's going to end badly.

110
00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:53,232
The baby's really cute, though.

111
00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:56,472
I think she's getting broody, mate.
Better knock her up.

112
00:09:56,473 --> 00:10:00,472
Garcon!

113
00:10:02,553 --> 00:10:03,632
Talking to me?

114
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:06,672
I believe so. It's French.

115
00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:08,392
You're not a fan of the French?

116
00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:09,592
Fair enough.

117
00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:13,592
I don't like the cunts either. Can I
have three pints of lager, please?

118
00:10:17,713 --> 00:10:19,592
What's wrong?

119
00:10:19,593 --> 00:10:20,792
Nothing.

120
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,272
I'm knackered. Can we go?

121
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,152
I'll come with you.

122
00:10:24,153 --> 00:10:26,872
Later.

123
00:10:26,873 --> 00:10:28,712
I'm away for a cigarette.

124
00:10:28,713 --> 00:10:30,632
Good for you.

125
00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:33,752
I just want you to know, right,

126
00:10:33,753 --> 00:10:36,872
out of the two of you,
I like you the best.

127
00:10:36,873 --> 00:10:38,312
I mean, she's all right.

128
00:10:38,313 --> 00:10:39,912
She's not ugly or anything.

129
00:10:39,913 --> 00:10:41,672
Maybe a six or seven out of ten.

130
00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:44,032
So what am I?

131
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,752
I would never disrespect you
like that, or any woman,

132
00:10:46,753 --> 00:10:48,432
but if I absolutely had to,

133
00:10:48,433 --> 00:10:50,752
I'd give you a nine.

134
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:52,192
So, mathematically,

135
00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:56,192
as the two most... attractive members
of our Community Service gang,

136
00:10:56,393 --> 00:10:59,312
I believe we are genetically
predisposed to copulate.

137
00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:00,992
Any reputable scientist
would tell you that, love.

138
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:04,432
Well, I'm obviously
incredibly flattered...

139
00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:06,472
Thank you.

140
00:11:06,473 --> 00:11:09,632
It's just, I don't find you
even remotely attractive.

141
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:10,792
I don't believe you.

142
00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,392
Why would I lie?

143
00:11:12,393 --> 00:11:13,512
I don't know. Why would you lie?

144
00:11:13,513 --> 00:11:14,752
I'm not.

145
00:11:14,753 --> 00:11:16,272
Not consciously,

146
00:11:16,273 --> 00:11:20,272
just subconsciously, you're fucking
crazy about me. Aren't you?

147
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:24,632
To be continued.

148
00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:29,032
Thank you.

149
00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,792
She just totally knocked you back.

150
00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:33,832
She's playing hard to get, mate.

151
00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,912
She's out of your league.
She's laughing her arse off at you.

152
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,992
You can't go back in there.

153
00:11:39,993 --> 00:11:41,272
You're gonna have to...

154
00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:45,272
Oh, climb through the window!
Just go. C'mon.

155
00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:48,032
No! You'd love that, wouldn't you?

156
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,232
Why don't I just go home

157
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:53,232
and spend the rest of the night
torturing myself about things I did
when I was like 14?

158
00:11:53,673 --> 00:11:55,912
You mean the thing
with the neighbour's cat?

159
00:11:55,913 --> 00:11:57,512
No!

160
00:11:57,513 --> 00:12:01,512
We do not talk about that! Right?

161
00:12:01,753 --> 00:12:03,072
Where are you going?

162
00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:05,312
Just fuck the fuck off.

163
00:12:05,313 --> 00:12:06,672
Wait for me outside.

164
00:12:06,673 --> 00:12:10,672
Honestly, you're a miserable prick.

165
00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:20,552
So...

166
00:12:22,193 --> 00:12:25,032
I believe you were just saying
how you, uh,

167
00:12:25,033 --> 00:12:27,992
wanted to have sex with me?

168
00:12:27,993 --> 00:12:31,992
What's that all about?

169
00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:36,232
Oh!

170
00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:40,472
Oh, no, ta, you're all right.

171
00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:44,192
I'm genetically predisposed
to get cancer.

172
00:12:44,193 --> 00:12:45,592
I think I'll pass.

173
00:12:45,593 --> 00:12:47,352
If you don't smoke,
why are you out here?

174
00:12:47,353 --> 00:12:49,392
I'm sick of all the wankers in there

175
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,472
acting like they're
having a good time.

176
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:53,992
So how come you're on
Community Service?

177
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:55,512
What've you done?

178
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:58,792
Oh, c'mon, what's your crime?

179
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:02,112
I was with my boyfriend,
and we got stopped by the police.

180
00:13:02,113 --> 00:13:04,512
He put the drugs he was carrying
in my bag.

181
00:13:04,513 --> 00:13:06,952
I saw him, but I didn't
have time to do anything.

182
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,312
You're kidding.

183
00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:12,072
No-one's ever going to do
anything like that to me again.

184
00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:16,072
People will shit all over you
any chance they get, won't they?

185
00:13:18,393 --> 00:13:20,592
I had you all wrong.

186
00:13:20,593 --> 00:13:21,632
I thought you were
a shallow little prick.

187
00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:24,512
No, it's an act. It's a front.

188
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:28,512
I'm deeply insecure.

189
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:31,832
Do you want to...

190
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,352
go somewhere, just us?

191
00:13:34,353 --> 00:13:38,352
Let's stay here. We're just getting
to know each other, aren't we?

192
00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:43,312
We'll talk in there.

193
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:47,112
Hey.

194
00:13:47,113 --> 00:13:51,112
This was great, wasn't it?

195
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,632
What happened?

196
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:20,752
Ah!

197
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,152
You've... you've bottled me!

198
00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:23,672
What are you talking about?

199
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,032
This man just bottled me!

200
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,512
I didn't do anything to you!

201
00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:28,832
Me face!

202
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:37,312
Am I still, am I still gorgeous?

203
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:42,952
His head's cut up. I'm standing
with a broken bottle.

204
00:15:42,953 --> 00:15:44,672
I don't remember doing anything.

205
00:15:44,673 --> 00:15:46,712
That is definitely some power shit.

206
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,312
What are we going to do?

207
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:51,672
We don't have to do anything. Keep
our heads down and stay out of it.

208
00:15:51,673 --> 00:15:53,032
Cos that always works.

209
00:15:53,033 --> 00:15:57,032
This is the kind of shit where
we need that guy in the mask.

210
00:15:57,193 --> 00:15:59,152
Why do we always get involved?

211
00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:03,152
Can't we do normal stuff that normal
people do, like... go for brunch?

212
00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:07,232
What the fuck is brunch?

213
00:16:30,913 --> 00:16:33,312
Would you like a bacon sandwich?

214
00:16:33,313 --> 00:16:37,272
I would like that... very much.

215
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:41,272
Thank you.

216
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:45,152
You've just had unprotected
anal sex with that girl.

217
00:16:45,153 --> 00:16:47,392
I most certainly did.
And she loved it.

218
00:16:47,393 --> 00:16:48,592
What if she's got HIV?

219
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,472
Cute girls don't get HIV.

220
00:16:51,473 --> 00:16:54,392
You need to take her to a clinic,
get her to have some tests,

221
00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:55,872
get her a full work-up.

222
00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,312
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

223
00:16:57,313 --> 00:16:59,872
Do you know
how rare it is to find a girl

224
00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:03,472
who genuinely, honest to God,
absolutely loves it up the arse?

225
00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:07,032
Urgh.

226
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,312
Can you smell that?

227
00:17:09,313 --> 00:17:12,152
That's bacon, gently sizzling
in the pan there.

228
00:17:12,153 --> 00:17:14,432
Life doesn't get any better
than this for me!

229
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,792
It's as close to heaven
as I'm gonna get.

230
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:20,592
If you don't get her
to have those tests, I will.

231
00:17:20,593 --> 00:17:24,272
Don't go near her, do you hear me?
She doesn't need to see this shit.

232
00:17:24,273 --> 00:17:28,032
I think she does. In fact, I'll go
tell her to stick some more bacon
on,

233
00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:31,392
cos that's three for breakfast.

234
00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:33,312
You have totally crossed the line!

235
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,752
Rudy? Are you OK?

236
00:17:35,753 --> 00:17:38,832
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just
washing shit off me cock.

237
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:40,712
I'm going to tell her everything.

238
00:17:40,713 --> 00:17:44,712
All your embarrassing
little secrets.

239
00:17:45,113 --> 00:17:47,032
Who are you talking to?

240
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,552
No-one! Meself.

241
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:51,032
What're you doing in there?

242
00:17:51,033 --> 00:17:55,032
Nothing.

243
00:17:57,673 --> 00:17:59,152
Rudy!

244
00:17:59,153 --> 00:18:02,672
Just a minute! Just a minute, yeah?

245
00:18:02,673 --> 00:18:04,352
Ow!

246
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:08,032
Fuck!

247
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:11,112
What happened?

248
00:18:11,113 --> 00:18:14,832
Funny thing. You know how I said
I was washing me cock?

249
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:18,312
I slipped on the soap
and impaled meself on some scissors!

250
00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:21,152
How mad's that shit?

251
00:18:21,153 --> 00:18:25,152
Actually really fucking hurts, like.

252
00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,312
So is this like brunch?

253
00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:33,992
Cos it feels like I'm just
eating a bacon sandwich?

254
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:37,992
Hey. That's him. That's the guy
who said I bottled him.

255
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,352
What are you smiling at?

256
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,672
A gentleman never tells.

257
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:45,512
I've just fucked her up the arse!

258
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:49,272
Everything you said?
It was all bullshit!

259
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:50,312
How could you do that to me?

260
00:18:50,313 --> 00:18:54,312
But I didn't do it to you...
I did it to her.

261
00:18:54,313 --> 00:18:58,312
I'm the arse man.
King of the world!

262
00:18:59,073 --> 00:19:03,072
What's she done to him?

263
00:19:13,073 --> 00:19:15,232
Are you all right?

264
00:19:15,233 --> 00:19:16,872
You're that crazy barman
who bottled me.

265
00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:18,392
I didn't bottle you.

266
00:19:18,393 --> 00:19:19,552
It must have been her.

267
00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:23,552
Why would she do that?

268
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:54,312
Go!

269
00:20:11,473 --> 00:20:13,752
Sorry, I...

270
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:17,392
thought you were someone else.

271
00:20:17,393 --> 00:20:20,792
Did you see a guy run down here?

272
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:24,792
I haven't seen anyone.

273
00:20:37,273 --> 00:20:40,552
Sweet.

274
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:46,472
I've got to stop smoking
and doing loads of speed, me.

275
00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:49,352
I thought they had you.

276
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:53,352
No. I got away. I...

277
00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:55,952
I did my thing.

278
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:59,952
Ah! If that's some vague reference
to all this "power" bullshit,

279
00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:06,272
then don't worry, cos I am
cool and the gang with all that.

280
00:21:09,753 --> 00:21:13,752
You're very starey.

281
00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:18,912
Ah, hey!

282
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:21,512
Whoa, this is cool.

283
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:25,512
Loving that lift. Look at this lift!

284
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:30,752
Brilliant.

285
00:21:33,473 --> 00:21:35,272
So this turning into a girl thing,

286
00:21:35,273 --> 00:21:38,152
is it born out of
some sort of sexual confusion?

287
00:21:38,153 --> 00:21:41,352
There ain't no sexual confusion.

288
00:21:41,353 --> 00:21:42,512
If you say so.

289
00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:44,872
They all got their powers before me!
It was all they had left.

290
00:21:44,873 --> 00:21:48,192
He's a bit touchy, ain't he?

291
00:21:48,193 --> 00:21:50,912
So this girl he turns into...

292
00:21:50,913 --> 00:21:53,472
Would you?

293
00:21:53,473 --> 00:21:54,832
You know?

294
00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:56,392
Would you... fuck her?

295
00:21:56,393 --> 00:21:57,952
We've never seen her.

296
00:21:57,953 --> 00:21:59,712
Oh.

297
00:21:59,713 --> 00:22:02,312
Oh.

298
00:22:02,313 --> 00:22:04,112
I've always wanted me own vagina.

299
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:07,432
Not to keep. Cos I've heard
they require a lot of maintenance.

300
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:09,912
Upkeep, like cleaning, polishing,

301
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:13,912
things like that.

302
00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:30,112
Oh, it's... it's you.

303
00:22:33,033 --> 00:22:36,032
Do you two know each other?

304
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:40,032
We went to the same college.

305
00:22:43,593 --> 00:22:45,992
This has been brilliant... ain't it?

306
00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:49,392
Ah, I really have to go, I've got
things... got to do stuff and that.

307
00:22:49,393 --> 00:22:52,272
You all right, mate?

308
00:22:52,273 --> 00:22:54,392
How does this fucking lift work?

309
00:22:54,393 --> 00:22:56,752
Who has a lift in their flat, man?

310
00:22:56,753 --> 00:22:58,712
Come on! Piece of shit!

311
00:22:58,713 --> 00:23:02,352
Fuck!

312
00:23:02,353 --> 00:23:06,352
Nice one.

313
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:09,112
Why's he here?

314
00:23:09,113 --> 00:23:11,072
What's going on?

315
00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:12,912
We were brunching.

316
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:16,912
And then it just kicked off.

317
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:48,672
It's her.

318
00:23:59,993 --> 00:24:02,512
Look at it.

319
00:24:02,513 --> 00:24:06,512
Look at it!

320
00:24:12,593 --> 00:24:20,312
What are we going to do?

321
00:24:23,313 --> 00:24:26,752
Every power known to mankind seems
to be floating out there somewhere.

322
00:24:26,753 --> 00:24:28,752
Someone must have it!

323
00:24:28,753 --> 00:24:32,752
I don't care how long it takes,
you keep looking until you find it.

324
00:24:43,033 --> 00:24:44,432
And what can I do for you?

325
00:24:44,433 --> 00:24:46,392
There's this girl on the estate.

326
00:24:46,393 --> 00:24:49,152
She used a power to make it look
like we trashed a car.

327
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,152
The police are after us.

328
00:24:50,153 --> 00:24:52,952
And you're telling me because...?

329
00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:56,072
I thought you could do something.
Take her power or something.

330
00:24:56,073 --> 00:24:57,312
Oh, did you?

331
00:24:57,313 --> 00:25:00,112
I'll just find my cape and tights
and get on it.

332
00:25:00,113 --> 00:25:02,472
You think this is funny?
D'you see me laughing?

333
00:25:02,473 --> 00:25:04,112
I've never seen you smile.

334
00:25:04,113 --> 00:25:07,552
You always sit there with a massive
shit-eating grin on your face.

335
00:25:07,553 --> 00:25:11,552
Mister Fucking Happy!

336
00:25:13,073 --> 00:25:17,072
Look, are you going to do something
about this girl or not?

337
00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:20,592
I really don't see that happening.

338
00:25:20,593 --> 00:25:22,992
You don't give a shit about anyone,
do you?

339
00:25:22,993 --> 00:25:26,992
I give a shit about me.

340
00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:29,632
And just so you know,
this new power?

341
00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:30,832
It's rubbish.

342
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,352
But you're a rocket scientist.

343
00:25:32,353 --> 00:25:36,232
Yeah, and you're a dick!

344
00:25:36,233 --> 00:25:37,472
Come by any time.

345
00:25:50,873 --> 00:25:54,872
Little bastards.

346
00:25:58,273 --> 00:26:01,752
Which one of you fuckers
took the dog?

347
00:26:01,753 --> 00:26:02,992
What dog? Was there even a dog?

348
00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:05,312
The charity box, for the blind?

349
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:08,552
The Labrador, Retriever, whatever
the fuck it was. Who nicked it?

350
00:26:08,553 --> 00:26:11,032
What? I don't know nothing
about no dog, man.

351
00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:15,032
Was there a dog?
Where is there a dog?

352
00:26:15,553 --> 00:26:18,792
Who took it?

353
00:26:18,793 --> 00:26:20,672
Right.

354
00:26:20,673 --> 00:26:22,312
I really hate to be a grass,

355
00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:25,472
but I did see
that strangely intense girl

356
00:26:25,473 --> 00:26:28,912
with slightly inadequate breasts -
she was carrying something heavy

357
00:26:28,913 --> 00:26:31,512
and dog-shaped
over to her locker before...

358
00:26:31,513 --> 00:26:32,672
Which one?

359
00:26:32,673 --> 00:26:36,672
It's number 43.

360
00:26:38,113 --> 00:26:42,112
Ow.

361
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,352
Hey.

362
00:26:59,353 --> 00:27:03,352
Come here. Mm, come here.

363
00:27:05,033 --> 00:27:08,712
The probation worker's
looking for you.

364
00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:09,832
And why's that?

365
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:12,032
Because he seems to be
under the impression

366
00:27:12,033 --> 00:27:14,312
that you've stolen
a dog-shaped charity box,

367
00:27:14,313 --> 00:27:16,912
on account of him having
found it in your locker.

368
00:27:16,913 --> 00:27:18,312
Mm!

369
00:27:18,313 --> 00:27:21,672
You fuck with me, I'll fuck you
right back with a cherry on top.

370
00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:24,272
You have no idea
what I can do to you.

371
00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:27,672
You think you can use
your little power to fi...

372
00:27:27,673 --> 00:27:28,912
..ix this.

373
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:32,272
You're too late,
because he's already reported you.

374
00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:35,752
And the cops are already coming.

375
00:27:35,753 --> 00:27:38,032
You're going down, sweet child.
Don't mess with the assman!

376
00:27:39,913 --> 00:27:43,352
You!

377
00:27:43,353 --> 00:27:47,352
Office. Now.

378
00:27:51,273 --> 00:27:53,552
Control, this is
Charlie-Echo-Two-Three.

379
00:27:53,553 --> 00:27:56,952
We've got the suspect, heading back
to station. 15 minutes ETA.

380
00:27:56,953 --> 00:28:00,352
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three, 15 minutes ETA. Please confirm.'

381
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,072
Yeah, I can confirm...

382
00:28:03,073 --> 00:28:06,632
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three,
can you confirm?'

383
00:28:06,633 --> 00:28:10,632
'Charlie-Echo-Two-Three,
repeat, come in.'

384
00:28:11,433 --> 00:28:15,432
'Come in.'

385
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,552
You have to let Alisha know
what she did to you,

386
00:28:22,553 --> 00:28:25,952
or you'll never get over it.
You have to confront her.

387
00:28:25,953 --> 00:28:29,392
Why d'you need to dig this shit up?
It's old news. I'm over it!

388
00:28:29,393 --> 00:28:31,592
You think about her all the time.

389
00:28:31,593 --> 00:28:35,312
No. You think about her.

390
00:28:35,313 --> 00:28:37,352
It's the same thing.

391
00:28:37,353 --> 00:28:40,872
You know what?
I think about loads of things.

392
00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:43,352
I think about shagging supermodels.

393
00:28:43,353 --> 00:28:45,352
I think about shagging
normal models.

394
00:28:45,353 --> 00:28:48,912
I think about how sad it is
that the polar bears are drowning

395
00:28:48,913 --> 00:28:51,432
because all the ice is melting.

396
00:28:51,433 --> 00:28:54,312
That doesn't mean I have
to do anything about it, though.

397
00:28:54,313 --> 00:28:55,832
Mm?

398
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,872
Now, c'mon. Get in here.

399
00:28:57,873 --> 00:29:00,952
We have beers to drink,
and anuses to violate.

400
00:29:00,953 --> 00:29:04,952
Oh...

401
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:17,992
Is he fingering her?

402
00:29:17,993 --> 00:29:20,992
I think he might be.

403
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:24,992
I'll get them in, hm?

404
00:29:34,993 --> 00:29:38,992
That's thirsty work, that.

405
00:29:39,793 --> 00:29:43,232
Same again, please.

406
00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:45,352
So you're with Alisha, aren't you?

407
00:29:45,353 --> 00:29:46,872
That's great, man.

408
00:29:46,873 --> 00:29:50,872
I'm with that beautiful,
innocent-looking girl down there.

409
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:54,232
She absolutely loves it up the arse!

410
00:29:54,233 --> 00:29:57,232
I know! We're all pussying around,
aren't we?

411
00:29:57,233 --> 00:29:58,672
"Should I slip it up there?"

412
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:02,592
"You can't. That's where she
makes her toilet." Turns out...

413
00:30:02,593 --> 00:30:04,632
Come here. Turns out...

414
00:30:04,633 --> 00:30:07,032
it's also the way
to a woman's heart.

415
00:30:07,033 --> 00:30:09,632
You stick anything up my arse,
I'll break your face.

416
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:12,752
It's just the posh ones.
Just the posh ones. Listen...

417
00:30:12,753 --> 00:30:16,032
Just so you know, don't worry
about that girl who screwed with us,

418
00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:20,032
cos your uncle Rudy is all over
it like a motherfuckeeeerrrrr!

419
00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:24,432
Oh!

420
00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:26,192
Argh!

421
00:30:26,193 --> 00:30:27,472
Rudy?

422
00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:28,992
Is he having a fit or something?

423
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,352
I'm fine. Nothing to see here.

424
00:30:31,353 --> 00:30:33,112
Oh... Hurgh!

425
00:30:35,473 --> 00:30:37,472
Ohh...

426
00:30:37,473 --> 00:30:39,272
Right, just so you know,

427
00:30:39,273 --> 00:30:41,912
this doesn't change
how I feel about you,

428
00:30:41,913 --> 00:30:43,032
or the thing with the thing...

429
00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:44,952
Um, what the fuck is going on?

430
00:30:44,953 --> 00:30:47,592
I can't believe there's two of you!

431
00:30:47,593 --> 00:30:50,192
It's like he came out of
inside of you!

432
00:30:50,193 --> 00:30:52,232
What?

433
00:30:52,233 --> 00:30:53,472
You know what you did.

434
00:30:53,473 --> 00:30:55,352
What did she do?

435
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,312
Let's just go. Come on! Let's go.
Wagons, roll!

436
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,392
We had sex together.

437
00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:00,752
You had sex with her?

438
00:31:00,753 --> 00:31:04,752
Not recently. I don't even
remember it. So many fannies, right?

439
00:31:04,873 --> 00:31:06,832
Big ones. Small ones. Hairy ones.

440
00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:10,472
Floppy, great, big, flappy fannies...

441
00:31:10,473 --> 00:31:13,112
We were at a party.

442
00:31:13,113 --> 00:31:15,752
I'd fancied you for two years.

443
00:31:15,753 --> 00:31:19,752
She took my virginity. It was
the happiest moment of my life.

444
00:31:19,793 --> 00:31:22,952
For me, it was getting a handjob
on the Vortex at Thorpe Park.

445
00:31:22,953 --> 00:31:24,932
Can we just go?

446
00:31:24,993 --> 00:31:27,752
I told all my friends
I was seeing you, you know.

447
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,992
The next day,
you looked right through me.

448
00:31:30,993 --> 00:31:34,192
I loved you,
and you wouldn't even look at me.

449
00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:35,952
This is piss under the bridge.

450
00:31:35,953 --> 00:31:38,032
I had to watch you going
with all them other boys.

451
00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:40,312
Why are you doing this?

452
00:31:40,313 --> 00:31:42,152
It's drugs. He's on drugs.

453
00:31:42,153 --> 00:31:45,232
Do you know
what they used to call you?

454
00:31:45,233 --> 00:31:46,872
The Co... The Cockmonster.

455
00:31:46,873 --> 00:31:48,592
Just leave it, yeah? Just fuck off.

456
00:31:48,593 --> 00:31:50,872
Why did they call you
The Cockmonster?

457
00:31:50,873 --> 00:31:52,152
You have to ask?

458
00:31:52,153 --> 00:31:53,472
I tried to kill myself!

459
00:31:53,473 --> 00:31:55,792
Oi! You shut your fucking mouth!

460
00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:57,352
I wanted to die because of you.

461
00:31:57,353 --> 00:31:58,712
Ohh...

462
00:31:58,713 --> 00:32:02,712
It's not my fault you're so messed
up that you tried to kill yourself.

463
00:32:03,993 --> 00:32:07,392
Fuck you, and your sad little
fantasies! This is bullshit!

464
00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:11,392
You're denying it happened...
you're doing it again.

465
00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:24,072
Last orders.

466
00:32:41,153 --> 00:32:42,912
I'm not that person any more.

467
00:32:42,913 --> 00:32:45,432
I know.

468
00:32:45,433 --> 00:32:47,312
I never wanted you to hear
those things about me...

469
00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:49,392
It doesn't matter...

470
00:32:49,393 --> 00:32:51,432
It doesn't matter that
your girlfriend

471
00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:55,432
used to be called
"the cock-monster"?

472
00:32:55,913 --> 00:32:59,912
We've all got a past.
I've got two pasts.

473
00:33:01,953 --> 00:33:05,952
All that matters is us, here... now.

474
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:18,192
Do you know what they used
to call me at school...?

475
00:33:20,873 --> 00:33:24,552
The pussy meister.

476
00:33:24,553 --> 00:33:25,752
Shut up!

477
00:33:25,753 --> 00:33:29,472
I was getting so much pussy,
I didn't know what to do with it.

478
00:33:29,473 --> 00:33:32,592
Just loads of pussy, everywhere...

479
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:36,592
Will you stop saying "pussy"?!

480
00:34:12,073 --> 00:34:15,152
How have you got in here...?

481
00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:16,312
Broke a window.

482
00:34:20,153 --> 00:34:24,152
D'you know, this isn't working out
for either of us.

483
00:34:26,033 --> 00:34:29,592
I think we should stay split.

484
00:34:29,593 --> 00:34:31,712
Per-Permanently...?

485
00:34:31,713 --> 00:34:34,032
Why not? You've had
your moment in the sun.

486
00:34:34,033 --> 00:34:38,032
You've got it all off your chest.
Consider me humiliated.

487
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:45,032
You're your own man now. We can go
our separate ways. Separate lives.

488
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:49,032
We don't need to see each other
ever again. What d'you say?

489
00:34:52,233 --> 00:34:53,912
You could move to Wales,

490
00:34:53,913 --> 00:34:56,152
I've no fucking intention
of going there!

491
00:34:56,153 --> 00:34:58,832
So you can walk around like
you're happy all the time?

492
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,192
It works for me.

493
00:35:00,193 --> 00:35:03,912
I don't need you turning up
every time I feel down,

494
00:35:03,913 --> 00:35:06,592
reminding me of everything that
makes me feel shit about myself.

495
00:35:06,593 --> 00:35:08,672
But it's a part of who you are...

496
00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:12,672
No. It's a part of who you are.
All this fighting, arguing.

497
00:35:13,313 --> 00:35:16,632
Nobody wants to get stabbed in the
shoulder with a pair of scissors.

498
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:20,632
It's not cool, and it hurts.

499
00:35:21,593 --> 00:35:25,592
C'mon, man.
Let's just stay split.

500
00:35:34,113 --> 00:35:38,112
I'm going to take
your moody silence as a "yes".

501
00:35:38,153 --> 00:35:42,152
Try not to break another window
on your way out.

502
00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:06,912
Jesus!

503
00:37:06,913 --> 00:37:10,472
I thought you were
at the police station...?

504
00:37:10,473 --> 00:37:11,792
The police are going to have

505
00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:15,792
a lot more important things to do
than look for me.

506
00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:57,232
Oh, Jesus.

507
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:02,192
It wasn't me...

508
00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:08,352
What did you do...?

509
00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:12,352
I didn't do anything.

510
00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:51,872
Oh!

511
00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:55,872
Jesus! Shit!

512
00:38:58,073 --> 00:38:59,312
Well, this isn't good, is it?

513
00:38:59,313 --> 00:39:01,632
Why's she doing this?

514
00:39:01,633 --> 00:39:03,912
I honestly have no idea.

515
00:39:03,913 --> 00:39:06,232
I'll find out where she is.

516
00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:09,072
Oh, brilliant. We'll just untie
your hands, slip off the noose,

517
00:39:09,073 --> 00:39:10,152
and away you go.

518
00:39:10,153 --> 00:39:13,912
No... my power! I can put myself
in other people's shoes.

519
00:39:13,913 --> 00:39:15,712
See what they see
through their eyes.

520
00:39:15,713 --> 00:39:18,112
Do you have to be
wearing their shoes?

521
00:39:18,113 --> 00:39:22,112
No. Right. That'd be
ridiculous, wouldn't it?

522
00:39:32,633 --> 00:39:33,592
She's writing our suicide notes!

523
00:39:33,593 --> 00:39:37,592
Fuck...

524
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,552
You don't have to do this!

525
00:39:42,553 --> 00:39:45,632
Well, someone's going to get
blamed for stabbing Charlie.

526
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:47,632
And it's not going to be me.

527
00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:51,512
What if we promise
not to tell anyone...?

528
00:39:51,513 --> 00:39:54,792
But... if this is suicide,

529
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:58,512
how d'you explain our hands
being tied behind our backs?

530
00:39:58,513 --> 00:40:00,992
I'll untie them when you're dead.

531
00:40:00,993 --> 00:40:03,752
Hm. I'm glad you've
thought of everything.

532
00:40:03,753 --> 00:40:07,752
Or should I say,
nearly everything?

533
00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,672
No, you're bluffing.

534
00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:10,832
Am I?

535
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:12,192
Yeah!

536
00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:14,272
I really wouldn't do that
if I were you. It's up to you.

537
00:40:14,273 --> 00:40:16,952
Ooh, the irony.

538
00:40:16,953 --> 00:40:19,792
You're gonna kick yourself.

539
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,672
What the fuck are you talking about?

540
00:40:21,673 --> 00:40:22,792
It's hilarious. It's too funny.

541
00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:25,912
What is it?

542
00:40:25,913 --> 00:40:26,952
Tell me!

543
00:40:26,953 --> 00:40:30,952
All right. It's this...

544
00:40:35,953 --> 00:40:37,712
Rudy!

545
00:40:37,713 --> 00:40:38,832
Wrap your legs round me.

546
00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:42,192
I'll take your weight! Wrap
your legs around me! Come on!

547
00:40:42,193 --> 00:40:44,432
I didn't mean to kill her!

548
00:40:44,433 --> 00:40:45,632
You can't hold us...

549
00:40:45,633 --> 00:40:48,672
Just hold on.

550
00:40:48,673 --> 00:40:50,792
No point in us both dying.

551
00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:53,072
Just hold on!

552
00:40:53,073 --> 00:40:54,552
You broke my heart...

553
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,112
I know.

554
00:40:56,113 --> 00:40:58,512
I lied.

555
00:40:58,513 --> 00:41:01,192
I do remember you.

556
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:04,592
I was a bitch. I didn't care
who I hurt, but I've changed.

557
00:41:04,593 --> 00:41:08,512
I'm not that person any more!

558
00:41:08,513 --> 00:41:11,872
I hate myself for
what I did to you.

559
00:41:11,873 --> 00:41:12,992
I'm sorry.

560
00:41:12,993 --> 00:41:16,352
That's good enough.

561
00:41:16,353 --> 00:41:18,872
No! Rudy!

562
00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:21,832
Rudy! Help!

563
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,792
Somebody help us...!

564
00:41:53,193 --> 00:41:57,192
I thought you'd gone to Wales?

565
00:42:04,353 --> 00:42:07,752
I've got to tell you, guys...
I'm kind of freaking out here,

566
00:42:07,753 --> 00:42:11,072
all this killing
and burying and dying.

567
00:42:11,073 --> 00:42:13,432
Just, I'm outside
my comfort zone.

568
00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:17,432
If it makes you feel any better,
we've done a couple of people too.

569
00:42:18,513 --> 00:42:20,552
Shit just happened.

570
00:42:20,553 --> 00:42:24,032
You bury 'em,
just get on with your life.

571
00:42:24,033 --> 00:42:28,032
I just... keep seeing this image
of her cute little face,

572
00:42:29,153 --> 00:42:33,152
she's biting down
on the mattress, there.

573
00:42:33,873 --> 00:42:37,872
She absolutely loved it
up the arse.

574
00:42:37,873 --> 00:42:41,872
God rest her beautiful soul.

575
00:42:42,073 --> 00:42:46,072
Amen.

576
00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:02,712
Well, that could've
gone a lot worse, you know?

577
00:43:02,713 --> 00:43:05,392
For me.

578
00:43:05,393 --> 00:43:06,672
A new day tomorrow.

579
00:43:06,673 --> 00:43:09,032
Who knows what it holds
for all of us.

580
00:43:11,113 --> 00:43:12,152
Shit...

581
00:43:12,153 --> 00:43:13,032
Just stay cool.

582
00:43:13,033 --> 00:43:15,952
Don't get upset,
but this isn't exactly my car.

583
00:43:15,953 --> 00:43:16,672
Whose car is it?

584
00:43:16,673 --> 00:43:18,072
Nicked it off a man with a perm.

585
00:43:18,073 --> 00:43:21,152
A man, with a perm.
What's that about?

586
00:43:21,153 --> 00:43:24,352
We can't get caught in no nicked
car. We're all on probation.

587
00:43:24,353 --> 00:43:28,352
Maybe they'll let you off
with a warning, love.

588
00:43:30,193 --> 00:43:31,712
Honestly, guys...

589
00:43:31,713 --> 00:43:35,192
I thought they'd let you off
with a warning.

590
00:43:44,593 --> 00:43:48,472
That didn't take you long,
did it? Congratulations.

591
00:43:48,473 --> 00:43:50,992
You haven't changed.

592
00:43:50,993 --> 00:43:54,992
That's where you're wrong, because
I've found a new dedication

593
00:43:55,513 --> 00:43:59,512
to ensuring your complete
and total rehabilitation.

594
00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:04,792
I'll get started, right after I've
watched Homes Under the Hammer.

595
00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:08,792
Ooh! Can we watch that
with you?

596
00:44:08,873 --> 00:44:12,472
You lot can piss off
and do some work.

597
00:44:12,473 --> 00:44:16,472
Chop chop.

598
00:44:47,113 --> 00:44:48,112
What you doing?

599
00:44:48,113 --> 00:44:50,032
Designing a new
propulsion system.

600
00:44:50,033 --> 00:44:51,032
Why?

601
00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:53,792
Because I'm a fucking
rocket scientist.

602
00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:56,992
Ah, are we doing catchphrases?

603
00:44:56,993 --> 00:45:00,992
Maybe we could all have one.
Mine could be, "Now you see me,

604
00:45:01,113 --> 00:45:02,712
"Now you see two of me".

605
00:45:02,713 --> 00:45:04,192
Why do we need catchphrases?

606
00:45:04,193 --> 00:45:08,192
You know... for when
shit goes down, man.

607
00:45:09,113 --> 00:45:12,272
C'mon. D'you really think we're
going to spend the next seven weeks

608
00:45:12,273 --> 00:45:14,032
ambling around,
picking up litter?

609
00:45:14,033 --> 00:45:15,032
He's got a point.

610
00:45:15,033 --> 00:45:17,832
Maybe it'll be different
this time.

611
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:20,472
Maybe there won't be
any shit going down.

612
00:45:20,473 --> 00:45:23,272
Oh, trust me.
There'll be shit.

613
00:45:23,273 --> 00:45:27,272
It's in the air.

614
00:45:27,473 --> 00:45:31,472
I can smell it.

615
00:45:44,113 --> 00:45:46,152
So do you want to tell me
what's going on?

616
00:45:46,153 --> 00:45:48,872
Why are we following him?
Oh, my God.

617
00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:50,232
You fancy him!

618
00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:52,672
You're Curtis Donovan,
aren't you?

619
00:45:52,673 --> 00:45:53,592
So what is there to do
round here?

620
00:45:53,593 --> 00:45:54,832
Have you just had a shag?

621
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:56,072
Something like that.

622
00:45:56,073 --> 00:45:57,872
Who's the lucky girl?

623
00:45:57,873 --> 00:45:59,192
You don't know her.

624
00:45:59,193 --> 00:46:01,232
This was the worst sex
I have ever had.

625
00:46:01,233 --> 00:46:04,192
When we were together,
was I...?

626
00:46:04,193 --> 00:46:05,712
What? Was I shit?

627
00:46:05,713 --> 00:46:08,272
What are you doing?
That's Curtis's locker.

628
00:46:08,273 --> 00:46:10,392
It's me, Curtis.

629
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,255
This is how I look
when I'm a girl.

630
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:17,580
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