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Kids, the thing about New Year's Eve is that it sucks.

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Sure, it looks great on TV,

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but in reality, it's always just a big let down,

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but in 2005, I attempted to do the impossible,

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to give my friends a great New Year's Eve.

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I had an idea of how to do it, too.

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And all it cost was half my Christmas bonus.

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Yeah, that's right-- a limo.

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Oh, man, Ted, this is great.

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Okay, people, let's talk strategy.

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Last new years, we went our separate ways, and it sucked.

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This year we party together or not at all.

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Now, I sifted through your party submissions

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and I narrowed them down to these five.

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Question?

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Yes, Barney, your submissions were received and no,

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we will not be attending any parties in your pants.

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But you enjoyed the e-vite, right?

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Thas an actual picture of my pants.

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Yeah.

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We will hit all five parties before midnight,

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and then narrow them down to one,

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the most awesome party in New York City

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and that is where we will ring,
nay rock, in the new year.

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All right, and party number one that's where we get to meet Mary Beth?

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Mary Beth?

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Oh, she works in my office.

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She seems like she might be into me.

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She's always finding reasons to hug me.

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So tonight...

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People often ask me "Barney, how is it that you're so psyched so much of the time?"

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By who ?
Who asks you that?

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And the answer is right here--

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my own, personal "get psyched" mix.

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Now, people often think a good mix should rise and fall,

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but people are wrong.

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It should be all rise, baby.

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Now prepare yourselves for an audio journey

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into the white-hot center of adrenaline.

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Bam.

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It's working.

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- I am definitely getting psyched.
- Oh, God.

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I'm reaching dangerous levels of psychage.

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Must do robot.

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- Let's do this!
- Yes! Let's!

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Oh, driver?

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Ranjit! Dude, you're driving a limo now.

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That's awesome.

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I've moved up in the world.

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How do you guys know each other?

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Oh, we rode in his cab one time.
It's a long story.

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Hey, what are we waiting for?

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We got five parties to hit, and three hours to do it.

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Oh, I wish I could come with you guys but Derek

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should be coming by any minute to pick me up.

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Oh, yeah, Robin was spending New Year's with her boyfriend, Derek.

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Derek.

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He was like rich, successful, handsome.

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I hated that guy.

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Oh, I'll miss you guys. Have fun.

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Bye.

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See ya next year.

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Go get 'em.

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Well, this kind of sucks.

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Okay, nobody get down.
We knew this going in.

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We're a man down.

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That just means we're gonna have to party that much harder.

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Ranjit!

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- Party number one.
- Party number one!

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I can't believe we're leaving a party that had pigs in blankets.

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If you think we can beat that, you got some brass ones.

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Hey, we've got four more parties to hit.

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If party number one turns out to be the best, we'll just limo on back to it.

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We didn't really get a chance to meet.

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I'm Lily, and this is my fiance, Marshall.

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Hi. Mary Beth.

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So great to meet you guys.

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- My word.
- You're, you're friendly.

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American party friends of Barney's.

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Oh, no.

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So, Barney, who's your new friend?

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Natalya.

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Oh, friendly.

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- So, where are you from, Natalya?
- She... Who knows?

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The former Soviet Republic of Drunk-Off-Her-Ass-Istan?

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Super-drunk-fantastic, huh?

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Isn't she awesome?

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- How are your feet doing, baby?
- Okay, I love these shoes,

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but the pain-to-hotness ratio is pretty steep.

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Can we swing by the apartment, so I can change?

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Come on, Lily, we have a tightly scheduled evening of awesomeness ahead of us.

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I need you to power through the pain.

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Okay, Ted, but these dogs are really barking.

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It's true.
I can hear them.

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What's that, little boys?
What's that?

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You wanna go for a... rock?

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- Ranjit! Party number two.
- Party number two.

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- Party number two?
- Not so good.

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Let's go back to party number one.

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No, no turning back.

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- Ranjit, party number three.
- Party number three. Yeah.

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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We have to turn around.

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We left Natalya.

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Barney, none of us really liked her.

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- What?!
- Sorry.

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Oh, very nice, Lily.
You know, she is a guest in this country.

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So while you may chose to turn your back on her,

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I choose to turn my front on her. What up?

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I'm sorry about Barney.

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No, I'm having a great time.

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I'm really glad that you asked me out tonight.

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Me, too.

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- Hey, Robin.
- Ted, Derek stood me up.

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Pfft. Derek.

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Now, we had a tight schedule to keep that night

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and I was already on a date with another girl.

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But... it was Robin.

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Ranjit, turn it around.

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Oh, God, I'm so sorry about this.

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You guys had your schedule and I screwed it all up.

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No, this is perfect.

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It's meant to be.
We're all back together.

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What happened?

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Derek's stuck in Connecticut closing some deal.

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Who works on New Year's Eve?

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Okay.
Now I feel worse.

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I was really looking forward to this night.

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This sucks.

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Oh, dude, not now!

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What? She needs to get psyched.

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Fine.

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Maybe I should just go home.

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My finger slipped.

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Look, Robin, you're not going home.
Come on, it's New Year's Eve.

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Look, so your date fell through.
So what ?

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What do you need a date for?
Someone to kiss at midnight?

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Fine. I'll kiss you at... 
a little bit after midnight.

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- Hi, I'm Robin.
- Mary Beth.

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You're friendly.

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I haven't eaten dinner yet.

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Is there anything to eat in this thing?

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That's it. I know what you're jonesing for.

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Ranjit, take us to Gray's Papaya!

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Oh, yes.
Ted, you rock.

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We couldn't go back for Natalya, a human being,

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but we do have time for hot dogs?

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Yeah, we like hot dogs.

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No. No. We are already behind schedule.

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Ted, come on.

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We have an hour and a half before midnight I don't want to be kissing Ranjit.

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You don't know what you're missing.

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Come on, it's only a 20-minute detour.

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Which is exactly how much time I need.

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- Ranjit, stop the car.
- Stopping the car.

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Wait. Baby, what are you doing?

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- I'm going home.
- What? No!

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I can't stay in these heels any longer, I just can't.

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There's a cab over there.

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I'll just run back to the apartment and change shoes.

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But... hot dogs.

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Well, I know, baby, I'd love to go, but it's two against one.

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- Okay, I'll go with you.
- No, baby.

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Baby, you go with them and I'll meet you at, at...

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- party number three.
- Are you sure?

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- If I don't see you, happy new year.
- Don't say that.

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We'll find each other.

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We'll find each other.

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I know we will.

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Hell of a woman.

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Let's go get some hot dogs!

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Ranjit, party number three.

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- Party number three.
- Oh, yeah!

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Look at us.
Riding around in a limo.

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Eating hot dogs.

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It's like we're the president.

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Hey. I'll bet you're feeling better now.

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Oh, so much better.

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Guys.

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Is that Moby?

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I think that that's Moby.

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Now, kids, Moby was a popular recording artist when I was young.

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No way.

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That's totally Moby.
That's awesome.

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Should I say something?
I should say something, right?

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Moby! Hey, Moby!

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Oh, my God.
He's coming over.

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Everybody be cool.
Everybody be cool.

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- Hey.
- Hello.

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What's up?
Uh, you, uh, going somewhere?

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Yeah, I'm just going to this party downtown.

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You want a ride?

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Sure.

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Welcome.

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- Wow. You're friendly.
- Big fan.

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Barney Stinson.

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So, uh... what about this party?

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It's just a New Year's thing.

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You know, with some friends.

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Wow, that sounds awesome.

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You guys want to come?

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Yeah, we'd love to.

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- All right.
- Uh, Ted.

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S idebar?

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Um... Moby, switch up, will you?

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Yeah, what's up?

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- What about Lily?
- Call her.

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I've been trying to call her.
I can't get through.

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- All the circuits are jammed.
- That's New Year's Eve for you.

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Well, look, we'll just swing by Moby's party and then afterwards...

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No, I-I can't.
Lily's waiting. I gotta...

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I gotta find her.

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Okay, I'll meet you at party number three.

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But... Come on!
Moby's party!

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Moby's party!
Moby's par...

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Ranjit.

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- Moby's party.
- Moby's party.

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This is a cool mix.

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You know, people think a great mix has to rise and fall.

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I think it should be all rise.

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Yes. Moby... Yeah, it should start high, get higher.

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This mix is my pride and joy.

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I never leave home without it.

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Oh, that's how I feel about Janice here.

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Jan... Aah!

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So then I say,

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"your motorcycle was like that when I got here."

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You're not Moby, are you?

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Who?

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Moby-- the recording artist, Moby.

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No.

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But when we said, "Hey, Moby," you said, "Yeah."

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I thought you said "Tony."

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So your name is Tony?

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No.

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Oh, hey, we're here.

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All right.

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You guys going to come in?

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Nah.

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You're sure?

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Come on. It's going to get nuts in there.

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There's this dude who owes me money.

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No, uh, we're good.
We're good.

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Happy New Year, Not Moby.

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Oh, hey, hey, um, be safe.

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Why did we think that guy was Moby?

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I don't know.

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I see a short bald hipster, my mind goes straight to Moby.

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That's Marshall's phone.

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Hello.

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Oh, Marshall, thank God I got through.

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- Hey, sexy.
- Barney, where's Marshall?

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He left his phone in the limo.

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- He's out looking for you.
- What? Where?

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Party number three.

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Well, I'm here at party number three and...

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Oh, my God! Guess who just walked in-- Moby!

257
00:11:50,139 --> 00:11:51,999
Moby?! She's upstairs.

258
00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:56,154
Lily, you have to get out of there this instant. That's not Moby.

259
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:59,451
Uh, no, I know Moby and that's Mo...

260
00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:01,875
- Does he have a gun?
- Run!

261
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:06,937
Oh, my God, Not Moby's party is party number four.

262
00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:08,117
What are the odds?

263
00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:12,013
Who was that guy?!

264
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:14,104
Well, we know it's not Moby and it's not Tony.

265
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:15,241
Ranjit, drive!

266
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:17,368
- Where to?
- Party number three!

267
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,552
Party number three!

268
00:12:20,779 --> 00:12:23,038
No, but I was just at party number three.

269
00:12:23,038 --> 00:12:24,793
No, no, no, no you were at party number four.

270
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:26,188
You must have looked at the list wrong.

271
00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:29,290
Well, after that rather unpsyching experience,

272
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,993
you know what it's time for?

273
00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:35,397
It's time to... what?
That's right, re-psych.

274
00:12:37,065 --> 00:12:38,979
Re-psy...

275
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,024
Where's the...?

276
00:12:44,905 --> 00:12:45,998
Oh, my God!

277
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:48,570
Not Moby took my "Get Psyched" mix!

278
00:12:48,688 --> 00:12:51,297
Barney, Barney, Barney, it's not worth it!

279
00:12:51,297 --> 00:12:52,553
Let it go.

280
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:54,384
We need to get back on schedule.

281
00:12:56,156 --> 00:12:57,663
Ah, nuts.

282
00:13:03,218 --> 00:13:05,283
Ranjit, are you sure I can't help?

283
00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:07,348
No.

284
00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,873
I am pissed.

285
00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:11,338
Ted, I don't want you to see me pissed.

286
00:13:11,799 --> 00:13:12,878
Okay.

287
00:13:14,618 --> 00:13:16,162
Okay, not a problem.

288
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,961
He'll jack it up, slap on a tire and we'll be at party number three in no time.

289
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:22,247
I wish Marshall would call.

290
00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:23,728
I guess the circuits are jammed.

291
00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:25,277
Yeah, you know why all the circuits are jammed

292
00:13:25,277 --> 00:13:26,824
because everyone's calling their loved ones,

293
00:13:26,824 --> 00:13:28,177
everyone around the world.

294
00:13:28,177 --> 00:13:29,989
Everyone except Barney.

295
00:13:32,326 --> 00:13:33,973
Oh, sure, laugh.

296
00:13:33,973 --> 00:13:36,112
Laugh for Barney Stinson.

297
00:13:36,112 --> 00:13:40,592
Laugh for the sad clown trapped on his whirling carousel

298
00:13:40,592 --> 00:13:43,762
of suits and cigars and bimbos and booze.

299
00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:46,180
Round and round it goes.

300
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,935
And where's it all heading?

301
00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,585
Nowhere.

302
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,509
Is this just 'cause you lost your "Get Psyched" mix?

303
00:13:53,509 --> 00:13:56,125
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed to have a pensive side?

304
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:59,645
No. No, not tonight.
Not in the limo.

305
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:00,707
We got to stay psyched.

306
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:05,585
Ted went to a lot of trouble to make this an awesome New Year's.

307
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:11,854
"Shot through the heart
And you're to blame, darling"

308
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:16,124
"You give love a bad name
A bad name"

309
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:20,250
- "I play my part and you played your game"
- I'm going to get some air.

310
00:14:20,307 --> 00:14:24,327
"Darling, you give love a bad name, bad name!"

311
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:30,830
It'll be fine.

312
00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,288
We'll be out of here in a jiff.

313
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,578
Ted, I'm going to head out.

314
00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:36,124
My roommates are having a party not far from here.

315
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:39,160
No. Look, I know this night isn't turning out the way I planned, but...

316
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,558
How long have you been in love with Robin?

317
00:14:42,405 --> 00:14:43,742
I'm not in love...

318
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,685
We're just friends.
Where are you getting that from?

319
00:14:47,077 --> 00:14:49,637
Ted, it's okay.
I'm fine.

320
00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:52,582
And I can tell that she's into you, too.

321
00:14:52,582 --> 00:14:54,002
That's ridiculous.

322
00:14:54,443 --> 00:14:55,555
Wait. Really?

323
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,663
Happy New Year, Ted.

324
00:15:15,101 --> 00:15:17,658
I can't believe Mary Beth left before midnight.

325
00:15:17,658 --> 00:15:20,196
Oh, she just had to make an appearance at this other party.

326
00:15:20,196 --> 00:15:21,240
It's no big deal.

327
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:24,204
The first time I rode in a limo I was five.

328
00:15:24,204 --> 00:15:26,707
I was on the way to my grandfather's funeral.

329
00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:29,485
I suppose, in a way, I still am.

330
00:15:30,986 --> 00:15:32,549
Okay, wow, it's getting weird in here.

331
00:15:32,549 --> 00:15:35,805
- I'm going to call Marshall.
- But he left his phone.

332
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:41,811
I'm sorry about your girl.

333
00:15:41,811 --> 00:15:43,691
Sorry about your guy.

334
00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:46,959
Well, at least we both have someone to kiss at midnight.

335
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:51,810
Did you forget about our little deal?
Because I did not.

336
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,130
I did not, too.

337
00:15:58,245 --> 00:15:59,228
D erek.

338
00:16:00,010 --> 00:16:03,572
- Hi. How's work?
- I'll give you some privacy.

339
00:16:19,991 --> 00:16:20,917
Okay, how's this for a plan?

340
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,319
We start walking now, we get to party number three by 12:45.

341
00:16:23,319 --> 00:16:25,330
We celebrate the New Year in Central Standard Time.

342
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,345
- Give it a rest, Ted.
- Give what a rest?

343
00:16:28,345 --> 00:16:30,879
Trying to turn this night into anything more than what it is,

344
00:16:30,879 --> 00:16:32,797
which is New Year's Eve which is the single

345
00:16:32,797 --> 00:16:35,377
biggest letdown of a night every single year.

346
00:16:37,631 --> 00:16:39,596
Come on, come on, we can still turn this thing around.

347
00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:40,685
We've still got ten minutes.

348
00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:44,317
Stop trying to chase down some magical, perfect New Years, Ted.

349
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:46,080
It doesn't exist.

350
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,029
Holy crap.

351
00:17:03,114 --> 00:17:05,162
I knew I'd catch up with you guys eventually.

352
00:17:05,162 --> 00:17:06,716
So much to tell.

353
00:17:06,716 --> 00:17:08,902
I couldn't find Lily at party number three so I walked--

354
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,672
I walked to the next party on the list.

355
00:17:10,672 --> 00:17:12,554
- Not Moby's party?
- Yes, Moby's party.

356
00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,203
Check it out.
He signed my shirt.

357
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:18,977
And guess what I found.

358
00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:23,139
Yeah, I heard it playing at the party, so I swiped it.

359
00:17:23,139 --> 00:17:24,929
Yeah, I know.
Come on.

360
00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:26,703
Come on! Oh! Oh!

361
00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:31,690
Baby, baby, I was so worried about you.

362
00:17:31,690 --> 00:17:33,286
- Why didn't you call me?
- I tried, baby.

363
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,564
All the circuits were jammed.
But wait, there's more.

364
00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:38,597
After party number four, I figured you guys went to party number five.

365
00:17:38,597 --> 00:17:41,627
And so I went there, too, and it is awesome.

366
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,881
I want to cry, it is so awesome.
We have to go there.

367
00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:46,113
How? We'll never get a cab.

368
00:17:46,113 --> 00:17:48,272
The flat's fixed.

369
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:51,347
Let's do this!
Come on! In!

370
00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:52,486
Go, go, go!

371
00:17:52,727 --> 00:17:54,019
- Go, go, go!
- Natalya?

372
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,499
Yeah, it turns out she was asleep in the front seat the whole time.

373
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:57,857
Ranjit, why didn't you tell me?

374
00:17:57,857 --> 00:18:00,921
I didn't want to awake her.
She looked so peaceful.

375
00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:03,545
Party number five is 20 blocks away and all the way across town.

376
00:18:03,545 --> 00:18:05,306
Ranjit, can you get us there in eight minutes?

377
00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:06,997
I get you there in six.

378
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,462
I don't think I can do it.

379
00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:16,367
No! Come on!
Move, you stupid taxi!

380
00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,593
Three minutes!
Come on!

381
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,967
Ranjit, put her in park.

382
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,438
Dudes, I'm sure party number five is awesome,

383
00:18:27,438 --> 00:18:29,510
but it's not the best party in New York.

384
00:18:30,298 --> 00:18:32,545
'Cause this is, right here.

385
00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:36,370
- Cheers. Well said.
- Cheers. Cheers.

386
00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:39,656
And just like that, we were having the perfect New Year's Eve.

387
00:18:40,634 --> 00:18:44,461
The funny thing is all night long, I'd been trying to chase something down

388
00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:46,830
that was right there in that limo.

389
00:18:50,522 --> 00:18:52,820
Derek?!
Derek.

390
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,993
- Hey.
- Hey, uh, come on in.

391
00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:05,075
I cut my meeting short because I wanted to see you at midnight.

392
00:19:05,075 --> 00:19:06,954
I can't believe you made it.

393
00:19:07,525 --> 00:19:08,857
I made it, baby.

394
00:19:11,243 --> 00:19:14,382
I super love you, okay?

395
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,337
Here, you need a mint.

396
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:25,362
Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Happy New Year!

397
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:28,989
You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story.

398
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,026
Well, don't.

399
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:32,314
Not every night has a happy ending.

400
00:19:32,352 --> 00:19:33,991
But all of it's important.

401
00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:35,520
All of it was leading somewhere.

402
00:19:35,856 --> 00:19:38,638
Because suddenly, it was 2006.

403
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:42,188
And 2006 was a big one.

404
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:48,545
What the hell, man?
I thought we had a deal.

405
00:19:51,387 --> 00:19:52,913
What about your guy?

406
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,163
It's midnight.
Go kiss him.

407
00:19:55,163 --> 00:19:59,230
Eh, he kept me waiting.
I can keep him waiting.

408
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:03,268
Well, a deal is a deal.

409
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,986
Happy New Year.

410
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,668
Happy New Year.

411
00:20:30,809 --> 00:20:35,567
Transcripts : Raceman
Subtitles: Willow's Team