1 00:00:01,382 --> 00:00:04,929 Kids, sometimes your relationship goes so smoothly for so long 2 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:07,143 that you think it will be that way forever. 3 00:00:07,153 --> 00:00:08,421 It never is. 4 00:00:08,431 --> 00:00:10,739 Well, we just had our first fight. 5 00:00:10,749 --> 00:00:12,186 We had our first fight. 6 00:00:12,196 --> 00:00:13,911 Oh, no, what'd you fight about? 7 00:00:13,991 --> 00:00:16,861 Oh, no, what'd you fight about? 8 00:00:19,950 --> 00:00:22,340 A few months ago, my architecture firm was approached 9 00:00:22,350 --> 00:00:23,567 to design this new building... 10 00:00:23,577 --> 00:00:25,822 It's this big skyscraper in Spokane. 11 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:27,590 It'd be a huge project for his firm. 12 00:00:27,601 --> 00:00:29,698 And if we don't get it, we could go under. 13 00:00:29,706 --> 00:00:32,734 So anyway, the head architect unveils his new design 14 00:00:32,746 --> 00:00:34,162 to the whole company. 15 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:41,082 - No. - No. 16 00:00:41,098 --> 00:00:42,211 Yes. 17 00:00:42,228 --> 00:00:45,260 All skyscrapers kind of look like a... 18 00:00:45,277 --> 00:00:48,960 Marshall, it's a 78-story pink marble tower 19 00:00:48,976 --> 00:00:50,541 with a rounded top 20 00:00:50,556 --> 00:00:53,452 and two spherical entryways at the front. 21 00:00:53,467 --> 00:00:55,361 Wow, so it's the whole package. 22 00:00:55,376 --> 00:00:57,422 - Yeah, you did. - Had to. 23 00:00:57,546 --> 00:01:00,113 Oh, dude, if they're selling condos, you got to get me in. 24 00:01:00,125 --> 00:01:01,451 And don't give me the shaft. 25 00:01:01,468 --> 00:01:03,302 - Yeah, you did. - Had to. 26 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,600 It's a travesty. 27 00:01:05,616 --> 00:01:07,563 It's gonna define the skyline of the city. 28 00:01:07,578 --> 00:01:10,102 If it was me, I could've designed something amazing. 29 00:01:10,116 --> 00:01:13,112 Instead, I'm spending 12 hours a day designing the cornices. 30 00:01:13,126 --> 00:01:15,870 - Yeah, you did. - That wasn't one. 31 00:01:30,768 --> 00:01:33,071 So you and Ted had your first fight. 32 00:01:33,088 --> 00:01:35,752 It obviously ended well. I mean, you're here with me. 33 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:37,573 Actually, it didn't end at all. 34 00:01:37,586 --> 00:01:39,672 I started getting bummed out, so I came here. 35 00:01:39,686 --> 00:01:40,670 It's what I do. 36 00:01:40,688 --> 00:01:42,511 When my grandma died, I got a perm. 37 00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:45,551 Ooh, two tragedies in one day. 38 00:01:46,557 --> 00:01:48,893 The thing is, Ted has been literally 39 00:01:48,906 --> 00:01:51,322 complaining about work nonstop for weeks. 40 00:01:51,335 --> 00:01:54,831 So, when I came over today, I was kind of done. 41 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,190 - Hey. - Hey. 42 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,192 - How was your day? - Good. 43 00:02:00,215 --> 00:02:02,032 Wow, you're a great interviewer. 44 00:02:02,048 --> 00:02:03,280 Aren't you gonna ask how my day was? 45 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,923 No, I know how it was. It was awful. 46 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:08,233 Ooh, you want to rent a movie tonight? 47 00:02:08,357 --> 00:02:09,873 You know, um... 48 00:02:09,885 --> 00:02:12,231 I listen to your work stories all the time. 49 00:02:12,246 --> 00:02:14,831 Yeah, but... and I don't want to be rude here, 50 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:17,440 but my work stories are interesting. 51 00:02:17,456 --> 00:02:19,512 I'm a television news reporter. 52 00:02:19,735 --> 00:02:21,590 - Robin... - What? 53 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,351 I knew exactly what he was going to say. 54 00:02:23,365 --> 00:02:26,060 I was just helping him get there faster. 55 00:02:26,075 --> 00:02:29,021 You should work at a suicide hotline. 56 00:02:29,558 --> 00:02:31,172 And then it got ugly. 57 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:34,852 What I don't do is tell you the same story over and over again. 58 00:02:34,868 --> 00:02:36,752 I mean, you wouldn't watch the same movie 59 00:02:36,766 --> 00:02:38,591 over and over again, would you? 60 00:02:38,606 --> 00:02:41,620 Maybe a great movie like Die Hard. 61 00:02:41,638 --> 00:02:43,280 But Field of Dreams? 62 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,492 Once is more than enough. 63 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:50,593 So that's your go-to bad movie? 64 00:02:50,606 --> 00:02:52,592 The number one example on the tip of your tongue 65 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:55,370 of a bad movie is Field of Dreams? 66 00:02:55,386 --> 00:02:57,710 It's about ghost baseball players. 67 00:02:57,726 --> 00:02:59,320 I think it's stupid. 68 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:06,611 So, now he's all mad at me about the stupid movie. 69 00:03:06,626 --> 00:03:09,382 Robin, he's upset because you wouldn't listen to him, 70 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:11,530 not because you didn't like some movie. 71 00:03:11,547 --> 00:03:14,741 How do you not like Field of Dreams?! 72 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:19,462 Listening is the foundation of a relationship. 73 00:03:19,477 --> 00:03:21,093 And if he's really droning on, 74 00:03:21,105 --> 00:03:23,593 you can always practice saying the alphabet backwards. 75 00:03:23,608 --> 00:03:26,062 You know, in case you get pulled over for a DUI. 76 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:27,551 I guess I don't know how to do that. 77 00:03:27,566 --> 00:03:29,990 Yeah, it's really hard, even when you're sober. 78 00:03:30,006 --> 00:03:31,960 That's what I tried to explain to the cop. 79 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:35,752 No, I mean, I guess I don't know how to do this girlfriend thing. 80 00:03:35,766 --> 00:03:39,131 I've never been in a relationship this serious before. 81 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:43,193 I should probably go tell him I'm sorry, shouldn't I? 82 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:46,791 You're trying to do it right now, aren't you? 83 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:49,372 What the hell comes before "Q"? 84 00:03:50,155 --> 00:03:53,870 Then at the end of the movie when he has a catch with his dad, like... 85 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:57,470 like he never did when he was young enough for it to matter. 86 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:00,772 Can we talk about something else? 87 00:04:01,356 --> 00:04:02,581 You know what, dude? 88 00:04:02,596 --> 00:04:04,902 Forget about Robin, okay? You're hanging with us tonight. 89 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,780 I've got an awome party lined up. 90 00:04:06,795 --> 00:04:08,183 Oh, God. 91 00:04:08,197 --> 00:04:11,850 This gonna be another one of your weird all-guy parties? 92 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:15,010 That was a poker game. What is wrong with you? 93 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:17,541 No, it's the first law school party of the year 94 00:04:17,555 --> 00:04:19,093 and it's gonna be awesome. 95 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:21,001 I haven't seen this guys since, like, last year 96 00:04:21,015 --> 00:04:22,570 before Lily and I broke up. 97 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:24,870 So I'm gonna have to break the news to everybody. 98 00:04:24,885 --> 00:04:26,841 It's really gonna bum them out. 99 00:04:27,487 --> 00:04:29,403 This party's gonna suck. 100 00:04:30,055 --> 00:04:32,841 Well, love to join you at that one. 101 00:04:33,155 --> 00:04:35,691 But I got tickets to Foxy Boxing. 102 00:04:35,747 --> 00:04:37,511 I wish I could join you guys, but I got to get back 103 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,582 to my apparently boring job. 104 00:04:39,598 --> 00:04:42,122 - Your job's not boring. - Robin thinks so. 105 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,462 Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot. 106 00:04:44,475 --> 00:04:47,021 Think about it, you create something out of nothing. 107 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:48,172 You're like God. 108 00:04:48,185 --> 00:04:50,211 There's nobody hotter than God. 109 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:52,171 I love it when you quote Scripture. 110 00:04:52,187 --> 00:04:56,280 I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies. 111 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:58,543 Okay, first of all, I have a girlfriend. 112 00:04:58,557 --> 00:05:01,011 Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her. 113 00:05:01,026 --> 00:05:03,941 And, third, I can't imagine that working on anyone ever. 114 00:05:03,957 --> 00:05:06,301 That's 'cause you're always like... 115 00:05:06,315 --> 00:05:09,620 Ted Mosby, architect. 116 00:05:09,867 --> 00:05:11,833 If it were me, I'd be like... 117 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,452 Ted Mosby, architect. 118 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:19,683 Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude. 119 00:05:20,228 --> 00:05:21,801 Marshall Ericksen. 120 00:05:21,816 --> 00:05:24,501 Recently dumped and heading to a lame party. 121 00:05:24,518 --> 00:05:27,152 Whoa. Whoa, ladies, please take it easy. 122 00:05:27,166 --> 00:05:28,380 There's enough of me for everyone. 123 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,821 Oh. Hi. Hello. 124 00:05:30,838 --> 00:05:32,871 All right. We're gonna take off.. 125 00:05:32,887 --> 00:05:34,832 Wait up, I'll leave with you guys. 126 00:05:35,846 --> 00:05:38,350 Ted Mosby, architect. 127 00:05:38,586 --> 00:05:40,010 Trust me. 128 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:52,411 Hey, just out of curiosity. 129 00:05:52,427 --> 00:05:54,143 If a guy told you he was an architect, 130 00:05:54,156 --> 00:05:55,572 what would you think of that? 131 00:05:55,586 --> 00:05:56,730 Are you kidding? 132 00:05:56,745 --> 00:05:58,961 Architects are hot. 133 00:05:58,975 --> 00:06:02,343 How do you think Mr. Brady scored a babe like Carol? 134 00:06:02,357 --> 00:06:03,992 Solid point. 135 00:06:04,005 --> 00:06:05,951 She did have hair of gold. 136 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,922 - Yes, she did. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:06:11,828 --> 00:06:13,562 Hey, Carl, is Ted still here? 138 00:06:13,575 --> 00:06:14,581 No. 139 00:06:14,597 --> 00:06:16,440 Hey, Lily. 140 00:06:16,456 --> 00:06:18,782 - You still single? - Yes. 141 00:06:18,896 --> 00:06:22,410 You know... I've poured a lot of free drinks for you over the years. 142 00:06:22,426 --> 00:06:23,820 A lot. 143 00:06:23,838 --> 00:06:26,222 Carl, do you really want to be with a woman 144 00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:28,460 who would trade sex for beer? 145 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:30,418 Only if you're into it. 146 00:06:31,486 --> 00:06:32,724 It's on me. 147 00:06:32,738 --> 00:06:34,262 Thanks. 148 00:06:34,277 --> 00:06:35,891 I wonder where Ted went. 149 00:06:35,906 --> 00:06:38,473 Ted Mosby, the architect? 150 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:40,610 Actually, yeah. 151 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:42,790 Oh, he is such a cool guy. 152 00:06:42,807 --> 00:06:44,310 He was here earlier. 153 00:06:44,325 --> 00:06:47,690 And what made you decide you wanted to become an architect? 154 00:06:47,705 --> 00:06:50,312 Well, you know, soul of an artist, 155 00:06:50,325 --> 00:06:52,631 hands of a master craftsman. 156 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:54,910 It was inevitable, I guess. 157 00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:57,373 I bet you can draw, can't you? 158 00:06:58,267 --> 00:06:59,861 You should draw me. 159 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:04,122 Well, I could try, but you might end up looking like a midcentury tri-level. 160 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:09,070 Hey. If you want, my friend Marshall invited me to this party we could all go to. 161 00:07:09,088 --> 00:07:10,870 Marshall's great. He's just a lawyer, 162 00:07:10,887 --> 00:07:14,163 but somebody has to push the paper around for us creative types. 163 00:07:14,176 --> 00:07:15,643 - Am I right? - Yeah. 164 00:07:17,418 --> 00:07:20,571 He asked her to a party. Oh, my God, are you okay? 165 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:22,972 Okay? It's awesome. It's a win-win. 166 00:07:22,988 --> 00:07:25,120 Ted got to vent and I don't have to hear it. 167 00:07:25,137 --> 00:07:27,322 Maybe after he's done with the talkie-talk, he'll come over 168 00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:28,841 and I'll get the fun part. 169 00:07:28,858 --> 00:07:30,623 What is wrong with you? 170 00:07:30,635 --> 00:07:35,111 God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here. 171 00:07:35,128 --> 00:07:38,003 Okay, you know how when he tells you boring work stories 172 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:39,451 you're supposed to listen? 173 00:07:39,466 --> 00:07:42,420 Well, when he picks up some random girl at a bar, 174 00:07:42,437 --> 00:07:44,083 you're supposed to freak out. 175 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:47,471 I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat. 176 00:07:47,487 --> 00:07:50,263 She's a kickboxing instructor. 177 00:07:50,277 --> 00:07:53,502 Her ass looks better than my face. 178 00:07:54,086 --> 00:07:56,321 All right, we'll swing by the party. 179 00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:00,752 Now the party was for some of Marshall's classmates 180 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:02,552 from Columbia Law School, 181 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:04,261 who by day were some of the sharpest 182 00:08:04,278 --> 00:08:07,231 and most serious young legal minds in the country. 183 00:08:07,245 --> 00:08:09,182 By night, however... 184 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:14,043 Damn, these are some drunk almost-lawyers. 185 00:08:14,057 --> 00:08:15,783 Okay! Seriously... 186 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,692 who wants to shave my ass?! 187 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,981 That guy went on to become a Supreme Court justice. 188 00:08:23,187 --> 00:08:25,543 Okay, where are the guys and the hooker? 189 00:08:25,555 --> 00:08:29,292 Yo, what's up, ladies? Welcome to the party. Yeah! 190 00:08:29,307 --> 00:08:31,303 Just need you to sign this release protecting the host 191 00:08:31,315 --> 00:08:33,093 from any and all responsibility should you harm yourself 192 00:08:33,107 --> 00:08:34,211 or a third party. 193 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:36,940 Then freakin' rage! Yeah! 194 00:08:36,957 --> 00:08:39,961 Hey, drunk legal dude, um... have you seen Marshall Ericksen? 195 00:08:39,975 --> 00:08:41,511 He was with a guy named Ted. 196 00:08:41,528 --> 00:08:43,611 You mean Ted Mosby, the architect? 197 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:45,262 Man, what a visionary. 198 00:08:45,278 --> 00:08:47,373 Yeah, they were here. 199 00:08:48,355 --> 00:08:51,350 Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf. 200 00:08:51,368 --> 00:08:53,882 But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy 201 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:57,100 of seeing the sun rise over your first building. 202 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:58,420 Wow. 203 00:08:58,435 --> 00:09:01,322 I would love to watch the sun rise with you. 204 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:03,300 I know you would. 205 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:05,503 It's the job. 206 00:09:05,825 --> 00:09:09,291 Dude. You should let us shave your ass tonight. 207 00:09:09,306 --> 00:09:11,140 No way. 208 00:09:11,745 --> 00:09:14,511 Hey, Marshall, where's Lily? 209 00:09:15,426 --> 00:09:19,480 I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early, but, uh... 210 00:09:19,605 --> 00:09:21,790 everyone take a seat. 211 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:28,372 Um... Lily actually called off the wedding this summer 212 00:09:28,388 --> 00:09:30,372 to go to San Francisco. 213 00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:31,901 So... 214 00:09:31,915 --> 00:09:33,941 we're broken up. 215 00:09:35,278 --> 00:09:37,541 Her name wasn't on your lease, was it? 216 00:09:37,556 --> 00:09:39,883 'Cause if not, New York state law, you're not obligated 217 00:09:39,895 --> 00:09:42,371 to give her half the deposit when you move. 218 00:09:42,897 --> 00:09:45,303 Yeah, that's not really the part I was worried about, guys. 219 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,910 And don't forget the precedent set by Smith v. Rosenblatt, '74. 220 00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:51,131 Any personal effects she left in your house or dwelling 221 00:09:51,145 --> 00:09:54,010 become yours after 30 days. 222 00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:58,802 Guys, can we cease and desist with the lawyer speak for a minute? 223 00:09:58,816 --> 00:10:00,430 Love died. 224 00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:04,191 The love that made you all believe in love, that's dead now. 225 00:10:06,976 --> 00:10:08,373 You should sue her. 226 00:10:08,386 --> 00:10:10,053 Uh, really? On what ground, Kara? 227 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:13,232 On the grounds of... shut up. 228 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:17,612 That's our attorney general. 229 00:10:19,555 --> 00:10:22,482 See? Marshall's still hung up on our breakup. 230 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:24,710 Why? Because I listened to him. 231 00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:27,401 It was a strong and nurturing relationship 232 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:30,553 that I threw away like old gum. 233 00:10:30,688 --> 00:10:33,891 Not that I'm worried or anything, but, um, back to the sun rising 234 00:10:33,908 --> 00:10:37,430 over Ted and, uh... oh, what tasteful way did you describe her? 235 00:10:37,446 --> 00:10:39,301 The girl with the smackable ass. 236 00:10:39,317 --> 00:10:41,773 Yes, that's the young lady. 237 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:46,511 So, I know the bouncer at this techno club, Posers. 238 00:10:46,526 --> 00:10:48,292 Do you feel like dancing? 239 00:10:48,306 --> 00:10:51,153 Yeah, okay. There is no way Ted went dancing. 240 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,592 Ted hates clubs. 241 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:55,060 Hell, yeah. I love clubs. 242 00:10:55,078 --> 00:10:57,340 I mean, I was going to design a cathedral tonight, 243 00:10:57,358 --> 00:11:00,330 kind of take a whack at the whole relationship between God and man conundrum. 244 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:02,093 But sure, let's go dancing. 245 00:11:02,107 --> 00:11:03,312 Wait, let me just check with my friend. 246 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:04,130 Okay. 247 00:11:04,148 --> 00:11:06,991 Hey, Marshall. You up for some super loud, repetitive music 248 00:11:07,006 --> 00:11:08,961 that hasn't changed since the mid-90s? 249 00:11:08,975 --> 00:11:11,611 Um... only always. 250 00:11:12,217 --> 00:11:13,543 Let's go. 251 00:11:14,058 --> 00:11:17,280 Dancing? He went dancing with this girl? 252 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,461 Okay, maybe this is a little bad. 253 00:11:19,475 --> 00:11:22,131 Dancing is bad. Dancing leads to sex. 254 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:24,423 Did you grow up in that Footloose town? 255 00:11:24,437 --> 00:11:26,853 I'm calling him. I'm telling him that I was wrong 256 00:11:26,868 --> 00:11:30,283 and I'm sorry, and I totally want to listen to his stupid stories. 257 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:34,310 Yeah, think of another way to phrase that and you'll be fine. 258 00:11:35,436 --> 00:11:37,223 He's not answering. 259 00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:39,230 Calling Marshall. 260 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,553 Hello. 261 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,281 Marshall, hi, it's Robin. Can I talk to Ted? 262 00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,073 Oh, Robin, hi. 263 00:11:47,087 --> 00:11:51,050 Um, no, Ted's not here tonight. He's, uh... he's working. 264 00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:54,753 Uh, okay. Bye. 265 00:11:56,255 --> 00:11:58,203 Marshall just lied. 266 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:00,750 Ted's cheating on me. 267 00:12:04,345 --> 00:12:07,470 Excuse me. I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier. 268 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,223 One's about six-four, 210, sandy brown hair. 269 00:12:10,238 --> 00:12:12,572 And the other's a cheating bastard. 270 00:12:12,585 --> 00:12:14,493 You're going to need to refresh my memory. 271 00:12:14,508 --> 00:12:18,911 Okay, fella, baby knows how this game's played. 272 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:21,552 How's a $20 help your memory? 273 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,342 Thanks, but seriously, it was crazy tonight. 274 00:12:24,358 --> 00:12:27,013 You really do need to refresh my memory. 275 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:28,771 Then can I have the...? 276 00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:30,513 That's cool. You keep that. 277 00:12:30,525 --> 00:12:32,953 So these guys-- one of them's an architect. 278 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:34,410 Ted Mosby, the architect? 279 00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:35,500 That's the one. 280 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,762 Oh, yeah, he was here. 281 00:12:38,526 --> 00:12:41,690 And then I was all, "No, Frank Gehry. You're on your own this time." 282 00:12:41,707 --> 00:12:45,573 And that, my dear, was the end of that hack's career. 283 00:12:45,817 --> 00:12:48,110 I live across the street. 284 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,320 That is one hell of a non sequitur. 285 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,731 You want to come over? 286 00:12:51,748 --> 00:12:54,032 Well, I don't know. 287 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:56,533 But I suppose I should at least give you a ride home. 288 00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:58,021 Hop on. 289 00:12:58,266 --> 00:12:59,911 I'll see you at book club, Vinny. 290 00:12:59,927 --> 00:13:02,552 - Yeah. I'll be bringing the crudités. - Nice. 291 00:13:04,057 --> 00:13:05,951 Dude, dude, what are you doing? 292 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,433 Galloping. 293 00:13:07,447 --> 00:13:11,223 You proved it, all right? The whole Ted Mosby, architect things works. 294 00:13:11,235 --> 00:13:13,441 Architects rule! Whoo-hee! 295 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:15,342 Aren't you a little worried that a certain somebody 296 00:13:15,355 --> 00:13:17,332 might find out that you're doing this? 297 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:18,672 This isn't you, Ted. 298 00:13:18,687 --> 00:13:20,551 It is tonight. 299 00:13:20,705 --> 00:13:22,321 Whoo! 300 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:29,041 You know this girl. Where does she live? 301 00:13:29,056 --> 00:13:31,752 I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks. 302 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:34,062 - Well, I'm out of money. - I'm cashed, too. 303 00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:35,553 I'll take your purse. 304 00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:36,460 My purse? 305 00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:38,722 Yeah, my girl likes clutches. 306 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,873 Okay, fine. 307 00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:46,160 You should tell her that looks really good with a chocolate boot. 308 00:13:46,657 --> 00:13:49,283 Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse. 309 00:13:49,297 --> 00:13:51,642 No room for my gun. Here. 310 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,952 Now where does the rodeo slut live? 311 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,443 The building with the green light, apartment 3-C. 312 00:13:57,505 --> 00:13:58,993 Oh, my God, Robin, 313 00:13:59,008 --> 00:14:01,672 are you going to kick this girl's ass? 314 00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:03,070 Yeah... 315 00:14:03,088 --> 00:14:05,320 and steal her purse. 316 00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:10,121 I can't believe he's cheating on me. 317 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:11,453 You know how many times I could have cheated? 318 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,011 Six... no seven. 319 00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:15,593 And you know two of them, and they would surprise you. 320 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,033 3-C, let's do this. You ready? 321 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:19,573 Should I just kick the door in? 322 00:14:19,587 --> 00:14:21,760 Those are really nice heels and you already lost the purse. 323 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,693 Let's see if it's unlocked. 324 00:14:24,578 --> 00:14:26,441 It's unlocked. 325 00:14:26,457 --> 00:14:30,431 Okay, get in there and kick some spankable ass. 326 00:14:32,425 --> 00:14:34,203 Robin. 327 00:14:34,627 --> 00:14:37,021 - I'm the problem. - What? 328 00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:38,363 You were right. 329 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,750 I don't know how to be a girlfriend. 330 00:14:39,768 --> 00:14:41,533 I took the nicest guy in the world 331 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,311 and I made him a cheater. 332 00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:45,923 Well, don't stand out here and beat yourself up. 333 00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,673 Get in there and beat Ted up. 334 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:50,010 I'll handle the slutty kickboxer. 335 00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:52,211 Actually, I'll take Ted. 336 00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:55,203 - Let's do this. - Bring it. 337 00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,552 What do you think you're...? 338 00:15:18,296 --> 00:15:19,490 Barney? 339 00:15:19,506 --> 00:15:22,490 Thank God you're here. Can you help with this? I need nails. 340 00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:26,450 Okay, I'm totally lost here. Where's Ted? 341 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:28,333 Ted? He's at work. 342 00:15:28,347 --> 00:15:30,232 How did you get here? 343 00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:33,503 Awesome story. As per usual. 344 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,543 How do you think Mr. Brady scored a babe like Carol? 345 00:15:36,555 --> 00:15:37,893 Solid point. 346 00:15:37,908 --> 00:15:40,810 - And she did have hair of gold. - Yes, she did. 347 00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:42,922 Sorry, I forgot my binocs for Foxy Boxing. 348 00:15:42,936 --> 00:15:46,170 Whoo, looks like things just got a little foxier right here. 349 00:15:46,187 --> 00:15:47,840 Yes, they did. And you're just in time. 350 00:15:47,858 --> 00:15:51,842 Girls, I got to go, but I'm leaving you in very good, if slightly sullied hands. 351 00:15:51,858 --> 00:15:54,843 Don't go. We don't even know your name to look out for your buildings. 352 00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:56,921 Yeah, stay. 353 00:15:58,097 --> 00:15:59,900 Excuse us for one second. 354 00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:03,910 Okay, you were right-- the architect thing totally works. 355 00:16:03,926 --> 00:16:06,683 But I've got a girlfriend and I've got to get back to work. 356 00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:09,343 This project is getting harder and harder. 357 00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:11,471 - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, had to. 358 00:16:11,486 --> 00:16:12,732 See ya. 359 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:17,382 Sorry, my, uh... intern had to leave. 360 00:16:17,396 --> 00:16:19,272 Oh, well, that's too bad. 361 00:16:19,286 --> 00:16:21,371 I'm Anna, by the way. 362 00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:26,290 Ted Mosby... architect. 363 00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:30,483 But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy 364 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:34,043 of seeing the sun rise over your first building. 365 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,823 - Dude, dude, what are you doing? - Galloping. 366 00:16:39,105 --> 00:16:43,301 All right, you proved it. The whole Ted Mosby, architect thing works. 367 00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:45,532 Architects rule! Whoo-hoo. 368 00:16:45,548 --> 00:16:48,683 Aren't you afraid a certain somebody might find out about this? 369 00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:50,731 I mean, this isn't you, Ted. 370 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,773 It is tonight. 371 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:55,673 And that led to a couple of hours 372 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:59,640 that I cannot, as a gentleman, divulge to you. 373 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:02,593 We did it right here, and here and here. 374 00:17:03,835 --> 00:17:06,692 But why would you use Ted's name? 375 00:17:06,706 --> 00:17:09,060 I've had some recent bad press on the World Wide Web. 376 00:17:09,075 --> 00:17:12,963 So I'm taking a T.O. on the whole "using my real name" thing. 377 00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:17,352 Oh, this is great. It wasn't Ted. Everything's okay. 378 00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:19,321 Everything isn't okay. 379 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:23,691 Look at me. I'm acting crazy and jealous and paranoid. 380 00:17:23,705 --> 00:17:26,483 This is how people act in relationships. 381 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:29,363 And that's why I avoid relationships. 382 00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:31,213 Well, guess what, 383 00:17:31,227 --> 00:17:34,433 I haven't been crazy or jealous or paranoid in months, 384 00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:37,731 and I really miss it. 385 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:40,712 And thus ended this chapter of, "Let's pour our hearts out 386 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:43,033 in the bedroom of Barney's one-night stand." 387 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:45,012 Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower. 388 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,543 You're such a pig. You're not even going to say good-bye? 389 00:17:47,556 --> 00:17:51,250 I'll have you know I composed a lovely form letter 390 00:17:51,268 --> 00:17:53,680 for use in just such an occasion. 391 00:17:54,148 --> 00:17:56,843 Just fill out her name and then... 392 00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,763 Something with a "A." 393 00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:02,430 A... A... 394 00:18:02,826 --> 00:18:05,403 I'll just put "resident." 395 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:09,691 Go, go, go, go. 396 00:18:15,615 --> 00:18:17,780 Robin took a long walk that night. 397 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,482 She thought about how opening yourself up to another person 398 00:18:20,498 --> 00:18:23,840 usually means opening yourself up to going a little crazy. 399 00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:27,650 She thought about how much easier it was just to be alone. 400 00:18:28,296 --> 00:18:30,520 And then she came to see me. 401 00:18:30,536 --> 00:18:34,991 # And I am nothing of a builder # 402 00:18:35,277 --> 00:18:39,953 # But here I dreamt I was an architect... # Hey. 403 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,720 Hey. 404 00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:44,691 - What are you doing here? - I brought donuts. 405 00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,483 And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly. 406 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,451 Thanks. 407 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,770 So, uh... how was your night? 408 00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:58,030 It was... fine. Nothing exciting. 409 00:18:58,045 --> 00:19:00,462 How was yours? 410 00:19:01,455 --> 00:19:04,290 You really want to hear about boring architect stuff? 411 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:06,300 Yes, I do. 412 00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:09,090 I'm sorry about earlier. 413 00:19:09,546 --> 00:19:12,231 To tell you the truth, I never even saw all of Field of Dreams. 414 00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,660 I fell asleep half way through. 415 00:19:14,678 --> 00:19:16,870 What? The best part's the last 20 minutes. 416 00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,550 Well, maybe they should have moved that part up a little bit earlier, 'cause... 417 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,621 You know what, um... 418 00:19:21,636 --> 00:19:24,580 What I'm trying to say is... 419 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:27,923 I love being the person you bitch to. 420 00:19:28,905 --> 00:19:33,033 So how was your day, Mr. Architect? 421 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:35,501 Oh, I like the way you say that. 422 00:19:36,295 --> 00:19:38,331 Hey, you want to see the building 423 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,560 that will make every man in Spokane feel inadequate? 424 00:19:40,577 --> 00:19:42,263 Obviously. 425 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:44,960 - Wow. - Yeah. 426 00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:47,253 You know, you didn't mention all the foliage around the base. 427 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,141 If you trim that back, the rest would look bigger. 428 00:19:49,156 --> 00:19:51,370 You don't have to tell me. 429 00:19:52,855 --> 00:19:56,631 And, um... just for fun, I've... 430 00:19:56,646 --> 00:20:00,510 I've sort of been working on my own idea of what I think the building should be. 431 00:20:04,926 --> 00:20:06,801 What do you think? 432 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:11,592 You know that time we went to Spokane and I pointed out that skyscraper? 433 00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:14,382 That was the first building I ever designed. 434 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:18,902 And that night was the first time I showed anyone my first drawing of it. 435 00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:20,920 Wow. 436 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,850 Ted, this is amazing. 437 00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:25,782 Thanks. 438 00:20:27,177 --> 00:20:29,733 It's not like it will ever come to anything. 439 00:20:29,747 --> 00:20:31,502 I don't know. 440 00:20:31,826 --> 00:20:33,962 It might come to something. 441 00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:39,133 You know, girls find architects very hot. 442 00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:44,752 Okay, 443 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:49,163 but I don't want you expecting 78 stories or anything. 444 00:20:55,526 --> 00:20:57,640 "Dear Resident... 445 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,573 The time we spent together, however long it was, 446 00:21:00,587 --> 00:21:02,441 meant the world to me. 447 00:21:02,457 --> 00:21:05,373 I would love to see you again, but unfortunately, I cannot. 448 00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:08,861 You see, I am a ghost. 449 00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,781 I can't only materialize once every decade 450 00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:14,303 on the anniversary of my death. 451 00:21:14,318 --> 00:21:17,452 I chose to spend my one day among the living with you, 452 00:21:17,466 --> 00:21:19,511 sweet... Resident. 453 00:21:19,525 --> 00:21:22,432 Perhaps we will meet again in another decade, 454 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,751 provided you keep your figure. 455 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:28,292 Until then, all my love from the beyond. 456 00:21:28,305 --> 00:21:30,020 Barney." 457 00:21:30,727 --> 00:21:32,630 Barney? 458 00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,341 Who the hell is Barney?