1 00:00:01,116 --> 00:00:04,300 Kids, I told you stories about all the big holidays-- 2 00:00:04,418 --> 00:00:05,649 Christmas... 3 00:00:06,162 --> 00:00:07,367 Halloween... 4 00:00:08,293 --> 00:00:09,548 Thanksgiving... 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,279 but one holiday was always my favorite-- 6 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,043 Super Bowl Sunday. 7 00:00:15,053 --> 00:00:17,864 And there was one Super Bowl back in 2007 8 00:00:17,874 --> 00:00:19,524 that I will never forget. 9 00:00:19,534 --> 00:00:21,087 Marshall, you're on beer detail. 10 00:00:21,095 --> 00:00:22,980 Lily, you're making the bean dip. 11 00:00:22,993 --> 00:00:25,099 Uh, Robin, you're on chips and pretzels, 12 00:00:25,103 --> 00:00:26,770 and Barney, I'm giving you nothing to do 13 00:00:26,787 --> 00:00:29,611 so you can just focus on controlling your gambling problem. 14 00:00:29,789 --> 00:00:31,093 "Problem." 15 00:00:31,247 --> 00:00:33,362 Oh, poor Superman, he should really do something 16 00:00:33,376 --> 00:00:35,431 about his flying problem. 17 00:00:35,447 --> 00:00:38,263 It's not a problem if you're awesome at it. 18 00:00:38,607 --> 00:00:42,341 And I will be going to Quinn's to pick up the world's greatest food, 19 00:00:42,358 --> 00:00:44,612 the Super Bowl Hot Wings Platter. 20 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:47,493 If I were a chicken, I'd go cannibal for those bad boys. 21 00:00:47,508 --> 00:00:49,341 Just eat my own damn wing off. I don't care. 22 00:00:49,358 --> 00:00:51,293 I'm crazy like that. 23 00:00:52,267 --> 00:00:53,983 Here's the info for tomorrow night. 24 00:00:53,997 --> 00:00:55,161 What's tomorrow night? 25 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:57,681 Oh, God, you didn't hear? 26 00:00:58,077 --> 00:00:59,571 Mark died. 27 00:01:00,166 --> 00:01:02,512 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh. 28 00:01:02,525 --> 00:01:04,272 The funeral's tomorrow at 6:00, and I know 29 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:06,722 it would have meant a lot to Mark if you came. 30 00:01:06,927 --> 00:01:09,632 You guys were his favorite customers. 31 00:01:10,148 --> 00:01:13,160 - Stay strong. - We're so sorry. 32 00:01:15,277 --> 00:01:17,411 Who was Mark? 33 00:01:17,427 --> 00:01:19,760 - No idea. - Not a clue. 34 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:23,730 Well, I guess we should go, right? 35 00:01:24,328 --> 00:01:28,022 Wait... tomorrow night at 6:00, that's the Super Bowl. 36 00:01:28,808 --> 00:01:31,902 Okay, I feel terrible, but the truth is we didn't know Mike. 37 00:01:31,918 --> 00:01:32,772 - Mark. - Mark, 38 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:34,823 and as long as we send flowers, 39 00:01:34,835 --> 00:01:36,990 I can't think of any reason we'd have to go. 40 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:38,253 Get out of here! 41 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:41,062 I never want to see your face in this bar again! 42 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,750 This soulless bastard just told me he can't come to Mark's funeral 43 00:01:46,768 --> 00:01:48,972 because he wants to watch the Super Bowl. 44 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:50,870 Could you believe that? 45 00:01:52,447 --> 00:01:54,283 You guys are coming, right? 46 00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:56,453 Yes... Wouldn't miss for the world. 47 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,211 Okay, here's the plan : 48 00:02:11,227 --> 00:02:13,382 record the game, go to the funeral, 49 00:02:13,398 --> 00:02:15,143 - pay our respects to Matt... - Mark. 50 00:02:15,156 --> 00:02:18,512 Mark, and start watching only an hour late. 51 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:21,731 Okay, that's great, but just to make sure it records, 52 00:02:21,748 --> 00:02:23,510 maybe we should bow our heads and say a quiet prayer 53 00:02:23,547 --> 00:02:25,162 to the TiVo gods. 54 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:29,493 Almighty TiVo, 55 00:02:29,915 --> 00:02:32,590 we thank you for all the gifts you have given us: 56 00:02:32,605 --> 00:02:34,913 the power to freeze live TV to go take a leak 57 00:02:34,927 --> 00:02:36,791 is nothing short of Godlike. 58 00:02:37,395 --> 00:02:40,071 Let's not forget fast-forwarding through commercials. 59 00:02:40,398 --> 00:02:43,031 It seems greedy to ask anything more from you, 60 00:02:43,046 --> 00:02:44,942 O magic box, 61 00:02:45,007 --> 00:02:48,843 but if you malfunction and miss the Super Bowl, 62 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:51,372 we will destroy you in the alley with baseball bats. 63 00:02:51,385 --> 00:02:52,641 - Amen. - Amen. 64 00:02:52,658 --> 00:02:54,971 We are not fast-forwarding through the commercials. 65 00:02:54,986 --> 00:02:56,160 Yeah, they're the best part. 66 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:58,050 Oh, come on. Remember last year? 67 00:02:58,067 --> 00:03:01,511 Who wants to watch a monkey in a coconut bra order a pizza? 68 00:03:01,588 --> 00:03:03,960 Oh, my God. This monkey was so cute. 69 00:03:05,365 --> 00:03:08,031 Seriously, that's the last time I'm gonna call you today. 70 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:09,202 Okay. 71 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:10,870 G ood-bye. 72 00:03:11,395 --> 00:03:13,123 You didn't hang up either! 73 00:03:13,138 --> 00:03:14,983 I know! You hang up! 74 00:03:14,998 --> 00:03:16,580 You hang up! 75 00:03:18,237 --> 00:03:20,153 My bookie. Great guy. 76 00:03:20,656 --> 00:03:23,703 So let me get this straight. A funeral is the one time you don't suit up? 77 00:03:23,717 --> 00:03:25,652 Have I taught you nothing, Ted? 78 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:26,933 Virtually. 79 00:03:26,946 --> 00:03:29,013 Suits are full of joy. 80 00:03:29,027 --> 00:03:32,391 They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby's smile. 81 00:03:32,406 --> 00:03:33,491 "Sartorial"? 82 00:03:33,507 --> 00:03:35,573 "Of or pertaining to tailors or their trade." 83 00:03:35,585 --> 00:03:37,450 Suits are for the living. 84 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,122 That's why when it's my time to R.I.P. 85 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:41,330 I'm going out of this world the same way I came into it-- 86 00:03:41,365 --> 00:03:43,752 buck naked. Yeah. 87 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:45,181 It's gonna be awesome. 88 00:03:45,195 --> 00:03:48,323 Open bar for the guys, open casket for the ladies. 89 00:03:48,337 --> 00:03:50,032 What up?! 90 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,680 - Such a waste. - I know. 91 00:04:23,695 --> 00:04:25,242 He was so young. 92 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:28,662 A hand-stitched, cashmere, double-breasted Dolce & Gabbana. 93 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:30,732 It must be so frightened. 94 00:04:31,235 --> 00:04:33,021 This is going faster than I thought. 95 00:04:33,037 --> 00:04:35,013 We'll make an appearance at the bar for the wake, 96 00:04:35,028 --> 00:04:36,992 we'll be watching the game by 8:00. 97 00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:39,601 And even though we didn't see any whales, 98 00:04:39,615 --> 00:04:43,041 Mark and I both said it was the best day of our lives. 99 00:04:43,808 --> 00:04:46,213 Okay, I'm getting us another round. 100 00:04:46,227 --> 00:04:48,043 And when I come back, 101 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:51,033 everyone else is telling their favorite Mark story. 102 00:04:53,897 --> 00:04:56,103 Dibs on the one Carl just told. 103 00:04:56,685 --> 00:05:00,291 Okay, I have to be at work exactly one Super Bowl from now. 104 00:05:00,306 --> 00:05:02,281 Oh, let's face it, we're not going to get to watch it. 105 00:05:02,316 --> 00:05:03,960 We should just find out the score. 106 00:05:03,977 --> 00:05:05,421 Oh, thank God! I'll find out. 107 00:05:05,437 --> 00:05:08,103 No, no, no, we can't! We have to watch the game together. 108 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:09,361 It's tradition. 109 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:12,312 Think of all the great times we've had watching this game. 110 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:15,100 Second down, everyone drink. 111 00:05:15,878 --> 00:05:17,682 Ted, it's not a drinking game 112 00:05:17,695 --> 00:05:20,132 if you drink anytime anything happens. 113 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:22,383 Are these chicken wings or angel wings? 114 00:05:22,396 --> 00:05:24,322 God, I love these things. 115 00:05:24,796 --> 00:05:26,470 I love you guys. 116 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:30,091 This is so great, all of us watching the Super Bowl together. 117 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:32,152 This is special. 118 00:05:33,215 --> 00:05:35,950 We need to do this every year-- promise me! 119 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:37,441 Calm down, buddy. 120 00:05:37,478 --> 00:05:39,071 Oh, commercials! 121 00:05:39,087 --> 00:05:40,793 Everyone drink! 122 00:05:43,608 --> 00:05:47,593 God, this is such a great tradition, all of us watching the game together. 123 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:49,340 How did this start? 124 00:05:49,355 --> 00:05:52,222 Hey, Barney, I bet you 20 bucks that Casey misses this field goal. 125 00:05:52,237 --> 00:05:54,703 I don't bet. Betting's for suckers. 126 00:05:54,715 --> 00:05:57,392 Make it like a dollar or something, you know. Who cares? No big deal. 127 00:05:57,427 --> 00:05:59,103 Fine. 128 00:06:00,135 --> 00:06:02,771 See, there you go, he made it. You win. 129 00:06:02,785 --> 00:06:05,763 Wait. This is mine, just like that? 130 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:08,072 God, that feels good. 131 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:10,812 No, that feels really... good. 132 00:06:10,826 --> 00:06:12,233 What else can we bet on? 133 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,323 Nothing, it's the halftime show. 134 00:06:14,335 --> 00:06:17,053 Oh, so lame. 135 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:18,772 Nobody even pays attention. 136 00:06:18,786 --> 00:06:21,611 I mean, Janet Jackson, who cares? 137 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:27,890 God, how cool is Robin? 138 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:30,640 I can't believe you invited this girl we've only known for a few months 139 00:06:30,678 --> 00:06:32,251 to our sacred day. 140 00:06:32,265 --> 00:06:33,951 Now she's gonna be in all the pictures. 141 00:06:33,965 --> 00:06:35,563 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll give you the Seahawks 142 00:06:35,605 --> 00:06:37,380 plus six points for 500 bucks. 143 00:06:37,395 --> 00:06:39,450 Are you crazy? Maybe for $50. 144 00:06:39,463 --> 00:06:41,369 $50?! What fun is $50?! 145 00:06:41,373 --> 00:06:44,580 Why don't we just bet air?! God, Marshall! 146 00:06:44,597 --> 00:06:45,901 Okay, $50. 147 00:06:45,919 --> 00:06:47,183 Hey, I'll take that action. 148 00:06:47,196 --> 00:06:49,540 Seahawks, but make it four points and make it a grand. 149 00:06:49,555 --> 00:06:52,400 Hey, these wings, are they chicken wings or angel wings? 150 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:53,680 Oh, commercials! 151 00:06:53,698 --> 00:06:56,790 Monkey with a coconut bra. Hilarious. 152 00:06:58,046 --> 00:07:00,593 Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together. 153 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:03,323 So we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6:00 154 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:05,992 and go the next 18 hours without finding out who won. 155 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:07,690 That's impossible. 156 00:07:07,705 --> 00:07:09,821 I'm not gonna lie to you. It's not gonna be easy. 157 00:07:09,836 --> 00:07:12,483 That means no TV, no Internet, 158 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,240 no newspapers, nothing. 159 00:07:14,258 --> 00:07:15,931 Media blackout. 160 00:07:15,945 --> 00:07:17,662 But our tradition lives on. 161 00:07:17,677 --> 00:07:19,332 Who's in? 162 00:07:20,047 --> 00:07:21,452 - I'm in. - I'm in. 163 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,303 - I'm in. - What the hell, I'm in. 164 00:07:23,315 --> 00:07:26,390 - High five! - Dude, we're at a wake. 165 00:07:26,408 --> 00:07:29,322 Sorry. Solemn low five. 166 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,001 As the day began, none of us had any idea how hard it would be 167 00:07:35,015 --> 00:07:38,460 to go nine hours without hearing the outcome of the Super Bowl. 168 00:07:38,476 --> 00:07:40,903 I decided to work from home to avoid contamination 169 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:43,021 by the outside world. 170 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:50,442 Hey, take this key and swallow it. 171 00:07:50,455 --> 00:07:51,531 What? No. 172 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:54,331 Come on, Ted, you eat salads. It'll be out by game time. 173 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:56,112 Lots more, no. 174 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:57,763 I'm not messing around, Theodore. 175 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,300 I've got a lot of money riding on this game. 176 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:02,461 If I don't handcuff myself to this radiator, 177 00:08:02,478 --> 00:08:04,750 I'll check the score. Please take the key. 178 00:08:04,768 --> 00:08:05,860 Fine. 179 00:08:05,878 --> 00:08:07,690 But only because you didn't think through a bathroom plan 180 00:08:07,725 --> 00:08:09,822 and I think that's funny. 181 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:21,191 The media blackout was particularly hard on Robin 182 00:08:21,207 --> 00:08:23,762 because, well, she was the media. 183 00:08:23,776 --> 00:08:26,053 But unfortunately, the City won't be fixing 184 00:08:26,065 --> 00:08:28,540 the unusually large pothole any time soon, 185 00:08:28,555 --> 00:08:31,310 so buckle up if you're on the BQE. 186 00:08:31,326 --> 00:08:33,261 It's gonna be a bumpy one. 187 00:08:33,276 --> 00:08:35,820 Like morning commutes needed to get any harder. 188 00:08:35,835 --> 00:08:37,473 You're right, Kevin. 189 00:08:37,775 --> 00:08:41,002 Well, Robin, what do you say? I think it's time to check in with Sid 190 00:08:41,018 --> 00:08:43,202 - for a sports update. - No! 191 00:08:43,425 --> 00:08:45,790 - What? - No. 192 00:08:46,065 --> 00:08:48,640 But it's, uh, time for Sports. 193 00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:52,523 No, it's not. It's time for Weather. 194 00:08:52,535 --> 00:08:54,813 We, we just did Weather. 195 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,173 Well, weather's pretty fickle, 196 00:08:57,185 --> 00:08:58,412 it may have changed. 197 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:00,791 What's it doing out there, Lou? 198 00:09:02,778 --> 00:09:06,541 Pretty much the same thing it was two minutes ago. 199 00:09:06,595 --> 00:09:08,701 Back to you, Robin. 200 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,271 Okay, now it's time for Sports. 201 00:09:13,288 --> 00:09:16,162 No! Let's go to Traffic Todd 202 00:09:16,175 --> 00:09:18,213 in the Metro News 1 Gridlock Chopper. 203 00:09:18,227 --> 00:09:20,230 Robin, it's time for Sports! 204 00:09:22,958 --> 00:09:24,841 Over to you, Sid. 205 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:28,650 Thank you, Kevin and Robin. 206 00:09:28,665 --> 00:09:31,302 Let's talk about the Super Bowl. 207 00:09:31,798 --> 00:09:33,752 Weeks earlier, Marshall had promised Lily 208 00:09:33,767 --> 00:09:36,730 he'd come into her kindergarten class for show-and-tell day. 209 00:09:36,748 --> 00:09:39,212 And he's a little bit double-jointed... 210 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:42,870 And his favorite animal is the Loch Ness monster. 211 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,612 Lily, how many times...? 212 00:09:44,628 --> 00:09:46,383 Nessie is a gentle creature. 213 00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:49,322 We're trying to stay away from terms like "Monster." 214 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:53,351 Well, I think we can all agree, he is much more interesting 215 00:09:53,366 --> 00:09:55,640 than Sally's one-eyed goldfish. 216 00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:58,243 Three weeks in a row? Come on, Sally. 217 00:09:58,956 --> 00:10:01,523 Okay, well, that's all the time we have. 218 00:10:01,538 --> 00:10:03,493 Arts and crafts, everybody. 219 00:10:06,246 --> 00:10:08,930 Hey. I'm Doug. 220 00:10:08,948 --> 00:10:11,102 Oh, hey, I'm Marshall. 221 00:10:12,645 --> 00:10:15,571 Are you going to be staying here for the rest of day? 222 00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:17,482 Yeah, I'm actually trying to hide out 223 00:10:17,495 --> 00:10:19,812 'cause I don't want to know who won the Super Bowl. 224 00:10:19,825 --> 00:10:21,760 I know who won. 225 00:10:21,775 --> 00:10:24,450 Oh, um, that's great, but I really don't want to know, 226 00:10:24,466 --> 00:10:26,733 so if you could just keep that to yourself. 227 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:30,663 How badly do you not want to know? 228 00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:32,741 Excuse me? 229 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:34,733 Ten bucks. 230 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,322 Are you serious? 231 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:38,581 Just went up to eight. 232 00:10:39,245 --> 00:10:40,820 Unlock me, Ted. 233 00:10:40,835 --> 00:10:43,141 I've never gone this long without calling my bookie. 234 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,633 He worries. 235 00:10:45,536 --> 00:10:47,252 Not until game time. 236 00:10:48,016 --> 00:10:49,432 Where are you going? 237 00:10:49,445 --> 00:10:50,790 Pick up the hot wings. 238 00:10:50,805 --> 00:10:53,420 What? How the hell are you planning on getting 239 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:55,720 in and out of a sports bar without seeing the score? 240 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:56,940 There's TVs everywhere. 241 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,483 Ah, don't worry. 242 00:10:58,498 --> 00:10:59,992 I got it all planned out. 243 00:11:00,005 --> 00:11:01,491 First of all: 244 00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,740 I placed duct tape on a pair of sunglasses 245 00:11:03,757 --> 00:11:06,162 so I can only see out of two tiny holes. 246 00:11:06,177 --> 00:11:09,963 Next, I constructed blinders out of an old cereal box. 247 00:11:09,975 --> 00:11:12,803 Top it all off: high-tech noise-reducing headphones 248 00:11:12,817 --> 00:11:14,820 I bought when Marshall and Lily first got back together 249 00:11:14,856 --> 00:11:16,362 and were doing it a lot. 250 00:11:16,377 --> 00:11:20,173 I call it the Sensory Deprivator 5000. 251 00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:45,602 Hello! Uh, my name is Ted Mosby. 252 00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:47,423 I'm here to pick up my hot wings. 253 00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:49,783 In my hand, you'll find the exact total for the wings 254 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,730 plus a generous tip. 255 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,342 Please take the cash. 256 00:11:53,357 --> 00:11:56,443 Put the wings in my hand and I'll be on my way. 257 00:11:58,305 --> 00:11:59,970 Thank you! 258 00:12:04,435 --> 00:12:08,332 And that closes the book on one heck of a Super Bowl. 259 00:12:08,348 --> 00:12:10,361 Back to you, Kevin and Robin. 260 00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:16,440 We'll be right back. 261 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,270 And we're clear. 262 00:12:19,288 --> 00:12:20,661 I'm sorry. 263 00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:22,290 Um, Robin, is it just me, 264 00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:23,770 or were you doing something different there? 265 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,723 I haven't watched the game yet. 266 00:12:25,735 --> 00:12:27,251 I'm begging you, for the rest of the newscast 267 00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:30,042 there can't be any references to who won the Super Bowl. 268 00:12:30,056 --> 00:12:31,752 I mean, change the teleprompter. 269 00:12:31,768 --> 00:12:33,851 No team names, nothing specific. 270 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:36,370 That is crazy. I can't do that. 271 00:12:37,275 --> 00:12:40,360 My friend Mark passed away this week. 272 00:12:40,376 --> 00:12:42,883 Okay, sweety okay. Okay, I'm so sorry. 273 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,821 Back in five... four... 274 00:12:44,838 --> 00:12:46,792 - three... - It's just so hard. 275 00:13:14,178 --> 00:13:17,270 Ha! Who's the idiot now?! 276 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:20,541 You said the Sensory Deprivator 5000 was stupid. 277 00:13:20,556 --> 00:13:22,141 But it totally worked! 278 00:13:22,157 --> 00:13:24,881 I couldn't see or hear anything happening around me. 279 00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:27,230 Right?! Right?! 280 00:13:28,548 --> 00:13:30,162 No...! 281 00:13:31,507 --> 00:13:33,200 And if that weren't bad enough, 282 00:13:33,217 --> 00:13:35,720 I was about to have a horrible realization. 283 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,622 Where's the dipping sauce? 284 00:13:40,526 --> 00:13:43,422 The team that won, want to know what their name rhymes with? 285 00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:45,390 Come on, dude. You promised you'd stop 286 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,363 if I ate all those crayons. 287 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,381 Why are you doing this? 288 00:13:50,216 --> 00:13:52,601 I'm in love with Miss Aldrin. 289 00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:56,801 Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin, she's mine. 290 00:14:05,036 --> 00:14:07,530 Okay, now who did this? 291 00:14:11,656 --> 00:14:13,252 I did. 292 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:16,083 Does that mean Marshall gets a time-out? 293 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:19,133 Well, Marshall's a grownup, so... 294 00:14:19,146 --> 00:14:22,221 When one of us breaks something, we get a time-out. 295 00:14:24,305 --> 00:14:25,883 Sorry. 296 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:33,762 And after the Super Bowl, 297 00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:36,632 the mayor of the losing team's city had to pay up, 298 00:14:36,647 --> 00:14:38,562 sending the mayor of the winning team's city 299 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:43,031 15 pounds of a delicacy his or her city is famous for. 300 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:46,601 Better fire up whatever type of grill, steamer or fryer 301 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:51,163 one might use to cook that delicacy, Winning Team's Mayor. 302 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:53,180 Hey. 303 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,372 - Hey. - I'm not talking to you. 304 00:14:56,388 --> 00:14:57,641 Yes, you are. 305 00:14:57,656 --> 00:14:59,541 You'll do whatever I say. 306 00:14:59,558 --> 00:15:02,350 - Hold your breath. - I'm not holding my breath. 307 00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,213 The winning team was the... 308 00:15:04,927 --> 00:15:07,281 Now here's how this is going to work: 309 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,463 you're going to take me to three R-rated movies a week... 310 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,472 And then Uncle Marshall got an idea. 311 00:15:12,487 --> 00:15:14,651 It was not one he was proud of in retrospect, 312 00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,791 but desperate times... 313 00:15:21,115 --> 00:15:23,062 Oh, no. 314 00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:25,353 Somebody wet their pants. 315 00:15:25,366 --> 00:15:26,851 - No, I didn't. - Oh, really? 316 00:15:26,867 --> 00:15:28,131 Who's everyone gonna believe? 317 00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:30,251 I'm a grownup third-year law student at Columbia 318 00:15:30,267 --> 00:15:33,770 and you're just a little pants wetter. So now I ask you a question: 319 00:15:33,786 --> 00:15:36,740 You want to be able to quietly sneak off to the restroom and dry off 320 00:15:36,755 --> 00:15:39,502 or am I gonna have something for show and tell today? 321 00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:42,160 - Hey, everyone... - Okay, okay. 322 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,913 You win. 323 00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:45,712 I want my money back. 324 00:15:49,065 --> 00:15:51,771 And your pudding snack pack. 325 00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:58,332 Sir, who won the Super Bowl? 326 00:15:58,347 --> 00:15:59,942 Sorry. I missed the game. 327 00:15:59,955 --> 00:16:01,590 You missed...?! How could he miss...? 328 00:16:01,606 --> 00:16:03,382 Excuse me! Who won the Super Bowl?! 329 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,421 I... don't really follow sports. 330 00:16:05,435 --> 00:16:06,971 Oh, my...! 331 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,211 Emmitt Smith! 332 00:16:10,226 --> 00:16:11,893 Oh, thank God. 333 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:13,493 Yeah, I get that a lot. 334 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:16,022 You got to tell me, who won the Super Bowl? 335 00:16:16,035 --> 00:16:18,252 The game was last night? 336 00:16:18,636 --> 00:16:21,220 You know, once you win two or three of those things, 337 00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:23,872 it's kind of like, eh. 338 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:26,812 But you're Emmitt Smith. You're a football player, it's Super Bowl Sunday. 339 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:30,092 What could possibly be more important than football?! 340 00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:34,313 Dance, my friend. Dance. 341 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,643 No...! 342 00:16:57,877 --> 00:17:00,240 Hello! It's me again. 343 00:17:00,258 --> 00:17:03,193 Oh! I didn't recognize you. 344 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:06,470 Yeah, you forgot to give me the dipping sauce! 345 00:17:10,156 --> 00:17:12,432 Ah. Yes. 346 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:13,800 This is the one. 347 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:17,602 It was 4:00, and so far, all of us had done the impossible. 348 00:17:17,615 --> 00:17:20,482 But then, almost simultaneously, 349 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,222 things started to go wrong. 350 00:17:22,237 --> 00:17:24,382 And let's end the day on a happy note. 351 00:17:24,398 --> 00:17:26,341 There is a new arrival at the Bronx Zoo. 352 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:29,042 Trish Sanchez has the story. 353 00:17:40,245 --> 00:17:42,631 - Hey, buddy. - Hey, dude, look out. 354 00:17:44,025 --> 00:17:47,202 And in honor of yesterday's big win... 355 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:57,683 - Hey, buddy, look out. - Dude, watch out! 356 00:17:59,835 --> 00:18:02,151 ...the zoo decided to name the baby panda 357 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,281 after Super Bowl champions... 358 00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:05,710 No...! 359 00:18:07,138 --> 00:18:08,892 No...! 360 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,313 No...! 361 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:24,181 Yes...! 362 00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,411 Awesome. Just in time for kick-off. 363 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,201 None of you guys found out the score, right? 364 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:35,010 - Mission accomplished. - Didn't find out. 365 00:18:35,025 --> 00:18:37,433 Great. Let's do it. I already fast-forwarded 366 00:18:37,445 --> 00:18:40,970 through the four hours of pre-game coverage. So we are ready. 367 00:18:41,727 --> 00:18:43,823 Barney, I can't even look at you. 368 00:18:43,838 --> 00:18:45,541 I don't want any sign of who won. 369 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,253 Don't worry, I'm not going to give anything away. 370 00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,043 Feel free to start without me. 371 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:55,013 Ah...! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 372 00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:57,040 So much money! You screwed it up, Barney! 373 00:18:57,055 --> 00:19:00,353 You screwed everything up! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! 374 00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:02,930 Okay, let's watch the game. 375 00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:05,792 Barney, what the hell was that? We know who you bet on. 376 00:19:05,907 --> 00:19:08,141 Now you've ruined the game for everyone. 377 00:19:08,197 --> 00:19:10,772 Yeah. Thanks a lot, Barney. 378 00:19:10,787 --> 00:19:11,920 Way to blow it. 379 00:19:11,938 --> 00:19:14,652 Yeah, I didn't know and now I do know. 380 00:19:15,158 --> 00:19:17,702 There's no point in even watching the game. 381 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:26,883 Well, at least the commercials aren't ruined. 382 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,610 Wings are still good. 383 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,402 Beer still works. 384 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,603 Ah, what the hell. 385 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:36,701 Let's watch Barney lose some money. 386 00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,302 Hey, so check this out: 387 00:19:39,318 --> 00:19:41,932 I got extorted by a five-year-old today. 388 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,211 I almost got fired today. 389 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,673 I met Emmitt Smith today. 390 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,833 Ooh, you go first. 391 00:19:46,845 --> 00:19:49,213 I tried out the Sensory Deprivator 5000. 392 00:19:49,226 --> 00:19:50,993 Yeah, go ahead, Barney. 393 00:19:51,186 --> 00:19:53,532 Well, I was frantically running down the street 394 00:19:53,545 --> 00:19:55,392 trying to find out the score to the game... 395 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,901 And here's the funny part, 396 00:19:56,915 --> 00:19:59,331 as unforgettable as that Super Bowl was, 397 00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:03,312 here it is 23 years later and I don't remember who won... 398 00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:05,741 Hell, I don't even remember who played. 399 00:20:05,758 --> 00:20:08,322 What I do remember is that we drank beer, 400 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:11,351 we ate wings and we watched the Super Bowl together. 401 00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:16,492 Because sometimes, even if you know how something's going to end, 402 00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:19,080 that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride. 403 00:20:19,508 --> 00:20:21,802 We even raised a toast to good old Mike. 404 00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:23,810 I mean Mark. Matt. 405 00:20:23,866 --> 00:20:25,921 Crap! Why do I keep doing that? 406 00:20:27,938 --> 00:20:32,991 I didn't only lose the game, I lost every single prop bet. 407 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:36,500 Total penalty yardage, number of replay-challenges, 408 00:20:36,516 --> 00:20:37,570 coin toss... 409 00:20:37,587 --> 00:20:40,012 What are the odds of losing the coin toss? 410 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:41,883 50-50, give or take. 411 00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:46,252 Interceptions, field-goals, total sacks, 412 00:20:46,307 --> 00:20:49,451 whether or not there'd be a safety, first... 413 00:20:52,065 --> 00:20:57,203 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net