1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:03,888 Kids, never underestimate the power of destiny. 2 00:00:04,299 --> 00:00:06,719 Because when you least expect it, the littlest thing 3 00:00:06,729 --> 00:00:09,119 can cause a ripple effect that changes your life. 4 00:00:09,753 --> 00:00:11,987 Take for instance my trip to Chicago. 5 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:14,803 That security guard was a little bit handsy. 6 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:16,696 That's funny. She barely touched me. 7 00:00:16,902 --> 00:00:18,975 Uh, Gate 23. Come on. 8 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:21,574 If we miss this flight, I will never forgive myself. 9 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,135 Why was this flight so important? 10 00:00:24,168 --> 00:00:27,300 Let's back up a few months to the fall of 2006. 11 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,888 I had just sold my first building design and become 12 00:00:29,895 --> 00:00:32,682 the youngest project manager in my firm's history. 13 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:34,912 Suddenly I was being headhunted. 14 00:00:34,929 --> 00:00:38,493 One firm was even considering me to run their entire New York office. 15 00:00:38,766 --> 00:00:40,640 They were flying me in for a final interview 16 00:00:40,657 --> 00:00:42,700 at their corporate headquarters in Chicago. 17 00:00:42,716 --> 00:00:44,652 It was the opportunity of a lifetime. 18 00:00:44,665 --> 00:00:46,090 It was my destiny. 19 00:00:46,266 --> 00:00:47,831 There was just one problem. 20 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,960 Hi, wait, two more. 21 00:00:49,977 --> 00:00:51,802 Sorry, you're too late, I already shut the doors. 22 00:00:51,836 --> 00:00:54,061 Well, I'm sure if we pull real hard we can open them. 23 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:57,002 Hmm, I wish it worked like that, but see, once I close those doors, that's it. 24 00:00:57,035 --> 00:00:59,161 Nobody else is allowed down that jet-way. 25 00:00:59,985 --> 00:01:01,330 Except for that guy. 26 00:01:02,686 --> 00:01:06,492 Please, if-if I miss this flight, I'll miss the chance to interview for my dream job. 27 00:01:06,507 --> 00:01:07,620 I'm sorry, sir. 28 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,833 His dream job! Didn't you ever have a dream job? 29 00:01:09,848 --> 00:01:13,161 Something from when you were a little girl, that was all you wanted to do? 30 00:01:13,176 --> 00:01:15,342 I mean, for God's sakes, I'm sure you didn't go to bed at night 31 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,942 dreaming about being a... 32 00:01:17,665 --> 00:01:19,311 I mean, uh... 33 00:01:19,696 --> 00:01:21,423 This is a cool job. 34 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:24,223 Please, I have to be on this flight. 35 00:01:24,236 --> 00:01:25,612 I'll see what I can do. 36 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:27,012 But it doesn't look good. 37 00:01:27,098 --> 00:01:27,922 Thanks. 38 00:01:28,706 --> 00:01:30,762 Your uniforms are pretty. 39 00:01:33,746 --> 00:01:37,742 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team 40 00:01:38,256 --> 00:01:41,241 www.forom.com 41 00:01:57,457 --> 00:01:58,582 Okay. 42 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,050 They haven't armed the doors yet, so you still have a chance. 43 00:02:01,068 --> 00:02:03,421 It's up to the captain now and they're calling us back. 44 00:02:03,438 --> 00:02:05,621 Great, please let us know soon as you hear anything. 45 00:02:05,637 --> 00:02:07,860 Sure, and for the future, we recommend you arrive 46 00:02:07,876 --> 00:02:10,480 at the airport an hour and a half before your flight, 47 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,431 not, you know, one minute after. 48 00:02:12,445 --> 00:02:14,111 Normally, I'm incredibly responsible. 49 00:02:14,126 --> 00:02:16,441 I just had to go to court this morning and get sentenced. 50 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,003 Not that I'm a criminal or anything. 51 00:02:19,017 --> 00:02:21,030 Yeah, he just jumped a subway turnstile. 52 00:02:21,045 --> 00:02:24,320 You seem to have a lot of problems with the rules of travel. 53 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:27,212 Hello? 54 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,043 Oh, that is great news. 55 00:02:32,057 --> 00:02:34,142 It's my mom-- she found her missing earring. 56 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,153 Have a seat. I'll call you when I hear something. 57 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,440 Where was it? 58 00:02:38,476 --> 00:02:40,053 That thing better have call waiting. 59 00:02:40,065 --> 00:02:42,632 Could you just call the firm and explain what happened? 60 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:43,970 It's down to three people 61 00:02:43,986 --> 00:02:46,140 and I know they need to make their decision today. 62 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:49,531 I sort of feel my not showing up might put me at a disadvantage. 63 00:02:50,706 --> 00:02:52,413 I'm so stupid. 64 00:02:52,428 --> 00:02:54,521 Why did I have to jump that turnstile? 65 00:02:54,536 --> 00:02:57,221 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 66 00:02:57,238 --> 00:03:00,103 And isn't this whole thing really Barney's fault? 67 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:01,570 She had a point. 68 00:03:01,587 --> 00:03:03,370 It was kind of Barney's fault. 69 00:03:03,388 --> 00:03:05,161 Let's back up a few months. 70 00:03:05,868 --> 00:03:07,773 Oh, Marshall, how's the broken toe? 71 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,372 Oh, man, it kills. 72 00:03:09,385 --> 00:03:10,973 You want some aspirin, baby? 73 00:03:10,985 --> 00:03:13,091 You know I don't believe in pain killers. 74 00:03:15,266 --> 00:03:17,463 Wow, your first broken bone. 75 00:03:17,478 --> 00:03:19,363 Kind of kills your whole "Unbreakable" theory. 76 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:22,070 Marshall used to think he was indestructible. 77 00:03:22,087 --> 00:03:24,550 Well, it added up. I've never broken anything. 78 00:03:24,568 --> 00:03:26,210 I've never been sick, and when I need to, 79 00:03:26,226 --> 00:03:28,713 I can summon incredible strength. 80 00:03:28,735 --> 00:03:31,492 Ted, tell her the story of the really heavy door. 81 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:33,363 There was a really heavy door. 82 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,771 He opened it. 83 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,951 On one pull. 84 00:03:38,616 --> 00:03:41,470 Well, you must be really bummed, you're not gonna be able to run tomorrow. 85 00:03:41,508 --> 00:03:42,880 Yeah. It sucks, 86 00:03:42,898 --> 00:03:46,260 all that work I put in training for the marathon was a total waste. 87 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:48,200 Training for a marathon. 88 00:03:49,716 --> 00:03:50,693 What? 89 00:03:50,706 --> 00:03:53,531 You don't need to train for a marathon. You just run it. 90 00:03:53,846 --> 00:03:55,322 You're kidding, right? 91 00:03:55,337 --> 00:03:58,092 Not at all. I could run a marathon anytime I wanted to. 92 00:03:58,245 --> 00:04:01,043 So like tomorrow, you think you could wake up, roll out of bed, 93 00:04:01,055 --> 00:04:02,820 and just run the New York City Marathon? 94 00:04:02,837 --> 00:04:04,011 Absolutely. 95 00:04:04,028 --> 00:04:07,070 Barney, we're talking about 42 kilometers. 96 00:04:07,088 --> 00:04:09,530 Thanks, Canada. I'll take it from here. 97 00:04:09,547 --> 00:04:11,680 Barney, it's like 26 miles. 98 00:04:11,697 --> 00:04:13,523 Here's how you run a marathon. 99 00:04:13,538 --> 00:04:16,143 Step one, you start running. 100 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,390 There is no step two. 101 00:04:18,875 --> 00:04:21,073 Okay, you know what? Prove it. 102 00:04:21,085 --> 00:04:23,071 Take my number and run in my place. 103 00:04:23,087 --> 00:04:26,473 I will bet you 50 bucks you don't even finish the race. 104 00:04:26,486 --> 00:04:27,822 50 bucks? 105 00:04:27,838 --> 00:04:29,713 Gee, Grandpa, if I win, 106 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,261 maybe I can buy myself an ice-cream cone. 107 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:34,891 Make it $10,000. 108 00:04:34,905 --> 00:04:37,251 You have a gambling problem. You'll bet me 50. 109 00:04:37,268 --> 00:04:38,731 Fine, then no bet. 110 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:40,213 Okay, $50. 111 00:04:42,596 --> 00:04:44,983 The next morning, as the marathon began, 112 00:04:44,997 --> 00:04:47,183 we were focused on Marshall's computer. 113 00:04:47,197 --> 00:04:49,752 Each runner gets a tracking chip so you can follow them online, 114 00:04:49,766 --> 00:04:52,761 see when they pass certain checkpoints. Barney's got mine in his shoe. 115 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:54,723 Ooh, he's starting! 116 00:04:54,888 --> 00:04:56,672 This ought to be good. 117 00:05:02,116 --> 00:05:03,082 Wow. 118 00:05:03,355 --> 00:05:06,203 He's already passing the second checkpoint. 119 00:05:06,296 --> 00:05:08,611 This tracking thing is amazing. 120 00:05:08,626 --> 00:05:10,972 When we get married, you're getting one of these. 121 00:05:16,955 --> 00:05:19,742 Wow. Look at his time. It's pretty impressive. 122 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:21,851 He's gotta be cheating, okay. 123 00:05:21,867 --> 00:05:23,071 He knew we'd check. 124 00:05:23,087 --> 00:05:24,690 Yeah, he'll do anything to win a bet. 125 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:28,151 Remember that time he bet me that Men at Work sang "Hungry Like the Wolf," 126 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:30,763 and when he found out that they didn't, he tried to hire them to? 127 00:05:30,826 --> 00:05:34,203 Well, it looks like, "Barney" should be coming over the Queensboro Bridge 128 00:05:34,215 --> 00:05:37,453 and up First Avenue within the next hour or so. But... 129 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:40,002 there is no way that that's really him. 130 00:05:40,176 --> 00:05:41,481 It's really him. 131 00:05:49,007 --> 00:05:51,103 Hey! That's mine. 132 00:05:51,278 --> 00:05:53,212 Yeah, you'd better run! 133 00:05:56,297 --> 00:05:59,440 - What up, non-finishers? - Wow. 134 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,742 - Very impressive, Barney. - Right? 135 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:03,580 Yeah, my time would have been like a half an hour better, 136 00:06:03,618 --> 00:06:06,571 but I met this total hottie on Mile Seven. We took a quick detour 137 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:09,143 and had our own mini marathon behind a Nathan's. 138 00:06:09,157 --> 00:06:10,340 I won. 139 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:13,931 I'm not sure anyone in that story is a winner. 140 00:06:15,207 --> 00:06:17,200 So where's my 50 bucks? 141 00:06:17,408 --> 00:06:18,492 All right. 142 00:06:19,488 --> 00:06:22,492 I got to admit, you earned this. 143 00:06:23,778 --> 00:06:27,290 Huh? Can't believe they haven't made a coin for this yet. 144 00:06:27,503 --> 00:06:29,298 Anyway, I'm heading home. 145 00:06:29,535 --> 00:06:31,242 Might go hit the gym. 146 00:06:31,804 --> 00:06:34,142 Oh, hey, just so you know, uh, all marathon runners get 147 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:35,871 to use the subway for free today. 148 00:06:35,885 --> 00:06:39,243 Wow. You know I really should check out this "subway." 149 00:06:39,256 --> 00:06:40,610 Heard so much about it. 150 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,993 Wow. Look at me. Slumming it. 151 00:06:43,378 --> 00:06:45,853 Maybe I'll make a weekend out of it 152 00:06:45,866 --> 00:06:48,343 and I'll call my bridge and tunnel girl tonight. 153 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,443 You're dating a girl from New Jersey? 154 00:06:50,456 --> 00:06:51,780 No. 155 00:06:55,398 --> 00:06:57,013 So Barney did it. 156 00:06:57,028 --> 00:06:58,471 He actually finished the marathon. 157 00:06:58,697 --> 00:07:01,920 But a little while later... I got an interesting phone call. 158 00:07:01,935 --> 00:07:03,633 - Hello? - Ted, it's Barney. 159 00:07:03,645 --> 00:07:06,063 Listen to me, I need you to come and pick me up on the subway. 160 00:07:06,095 --> 00:07:07,803 What, what are you talking about? 161 00:07:07,815 --> 00:07:10,711 I was sitting here, totally minding my own business. 162 00:07:17,038 --> 00:07:18,203 Finisher. 163 00:07:19,216 --> 00:07:21,332 Yeah, you know what I mean. 164 00:07:21,447 --> 00:07:23,332 86th street. 165 00:07:45,157 --> 00:07:47,183 My legs don't work. 166 00:07:47,198 --> 00:07:50,213 I've already ridden the subway twice end to end. 167 00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:52,302 I've seen where it turns around. 168 00:07:52,337 --> 00:07:55,791 Ted, you don't ever want to see where the subway turns around. 169 00:07:57,068 --> 00:07:59,400 Barney's legs won't work. 170 00:07:59,418 --> 00:08:01,020 He's riding the subway from end to end 171 00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:03,191 because he physically can't get off the train. 172 00:08:03,207 --> 00:08:05,183 Best 50 bucks I ever spent. 173 00:08:05,416 --> 00:08:06,641 Listen to me, Ted. 174 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:09,642 I'm going to lose you any second. I'm on the fourth car of the six train 175 00:08:09,658 --> 00:08:11,963 heading south from Pelham Bay Park in the Bronx. 176 00:08:11,976 --> 00:08:14,882 Meet me at the 86th Street station in, like, half an hour? 177 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:17,002 All right. I'll be right there. 178 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:18,562 Stay where you are. 179 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,421 Ted, Ted. 180 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:42,790 Oh, come on. You're not even going to give up your seat for him? 181 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,942 I'm sorry. I can't. 182 00:08:46,957 --> 00:08:48,293 Douche. 183 00:09:04,215 --> 00:09:06,532 - Barney?! - Ted! 184 00:09:09,976 --> 00:09:11,022 Hey! 185 00:09:13,837 --> 00:09:15,790 No...! 186 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,680 See? If Barney never tried to run the marathon, 187 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:21,431 you never would have jumped that turnstile, 188 00:09:21,448 --> 00:09:23,471 you wouldn't have had that court date today, 189 00:09:23,487 --> 00:09:25,180 and we would have made this flight. 190 00:09:25,345 --> 00:09:26,481 You're right. 191 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:28,341 Everything can be traced back to him. 192 00:09:29,167 --> 00:09:31,281 Like that rash we all got at Christmas. 193 00:09:32,286 --> 00:09:34,012 All right, I have to see what's going on. 194 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:38,022 - So I was able to get you two seats. - Really? That's great! 195 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,891 No, no, not you. I'm talking to my mom about Blue Man Group. 196 00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:42,300 Ma, can I call you back? 197 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,390 Okay, what about our flight? Can we get on? 198 00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:46,792 I'm still waiting for... Huh. 199 00:09:47,477 --> 00:09:49,062 Looks like your flight left already. 200 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:51,692 What? No, n-n-n-no, n-no. I have to be in Chicago today. 201 00:09:51,706 --> 00:09:53,220 Well, he never even called you back? 202 00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:55,822 Well, it's typical pilot. They don't call you back at work 203 00:09:55,838 --> 00:09:57,922 and they don't call you back after you spend two nights with them 204 00:09:57,957 --> 00:09:59,642 at a Radisson in Orlando. 205 00:10:04,786 --> 00:10:07,723 It turned out there was one other flight that would just barely get me 206 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:10,100 to Chicago on time for my job interview, 207 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:12,703 but it was all the way on the other side of the airport. 208 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,731 What was the name of the airline again? 209 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:16,591 I think it was something like Flights R' Us. 210 00:10:16,606 --> 00:10:17,712 Was the "R" backwards? 211 00:10:17,728 --> 00:10:19,052 God, I hope not. 212 00:10:19,948 --> 00:10:22,482 - Geez. - Stupid smart carts. 213 00:10:22,775 --> 00:10:24,720 More like dumb carts. 214 00:10:24,767 --> 00:10:27,133 If we miss this flight, it's all Barney's fault. 215 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:30,662 You know, Barney never would have run the marathon in the first place 216 00:10:30,677 --> 00:10:32,970 - if Marshall hadn't broken his toe. - Yeah, so? 217 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,153 What, you think this is my fault? 218 00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:40,630 For Marshall, the initial idea to run the marathon came way back in April. 219 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,672 My pants are starting to feel a little tight. 220 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:46,272 Oh, that's okay. I love that cute little belly. 221 00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:52,972 I cannot allow this. 222 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,170 What? 223 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,481 I am going to run the New York City Marathon. 224 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:12,091 "It is important to load up on carbohydrates 225 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,053 two to four hours before a big run. 226 00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:17,430 Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana, 227 00:11:17,446 --> 00:11:20,401 oatmeal, strawberries and some orange juice." 228 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:23,151 Here you go, Marshmallow. Just like the book said. 229 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,983 Yeah, but from now on, I'm eating all of my breakfast runner-style. 230 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,913 Liquids are digested faster. 231 00:11:28,926 --> 00:11:30,933 That way, no energy is wasted, 232 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:33,591 and it's all about the run. 233 00:12:03,395 --> 00:12:07,731 "Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement." 234 00:12:08,877 --> 00:12:10,873 This is gonna be your best run yet. 235 00:12:12,118 --> 00:12:15,341 You're going to accomplish all of your goals. 236 00:12:16,118 --> 00:12:18,833 You are a robot sent from the future 237 00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:20,750 to win the marathon! 238 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,900 You are... Marshall. 239 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,692 You are... Marshall. 240 00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:32,900 You are Marshall! Yeah! 241 00:12:38,536 --> 00:12:42,150 "Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, 242 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:45,781 including the feet, armpits, or even the nipples. 243 00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:49,703 Try using some petroleum jelly on the affected areas." 244 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:11,073 Oh, gosh! 245 00:13:26,215 --> 00:13:28,483 Dude, you are a terrific runner. 246 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:33,453 Tomorrow you're gonna run and finish the New York City Marathon! 247 00:13:34,207 --> 00:13:35,493 You're the best. 248 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,681 You look good. 249 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,643 Nobody does it better than you. 250 00:13:41,657 --> 00:13:43,290 Marshall? Oh, my God! 251 00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:46,920 So, yes, it was your fault. 252 00:13:46,938 --> 00:13:49,202 I mean, if you don't show up at the apartment in the middle of the day, 253 00:13:49,236 --> 00:13:51,892 Marshall doesn't break his toe, Barney doesn't run in his place, 254 00:13:51,908 --> 00:13:53,763 I don't jump the turnstile and get a court date, 255 00:13:53,798 --> 00:13:56,022 and we make our flight in plenty of time! 256 00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:00,901 And I don't fall down and bite my tongue at the airport. 257 00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:02,693 That really wasn't my fault. 258 00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,251 I wouldn't have walked in on Marshall if it weren't for Lily. 259 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:06,660 Hey, think about it. 260 00:14:07,406 --> 00:14:08,673 Hey, what's going on here? 261 00:14:08,686 --> 00:14:10,721 Oh, looks like they're camping out for something. 262 00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,053 Yeah, but for what? 263 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:14,292 I don't know. Usually there's a Stormtrooper or Klingon in line 264 00:14:14,328 --> 00:14:16,023 to give you some indication. 265 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,851 "Annual wedding dress blowout. 266 00:14:18,866 --> 00:14:22,021 Designer sample dresses up to 90% off. 267 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,091 Doors open tomorrow, 8:00 a.m." 268 00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:28,232 Oh, my God. Can you believe what some nut bags will do to save a few bucks? 269 00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:30,391 We have to camp out. 270 00:14:30,428 --> 00:14:32,270 - Are you serious? - You don't understand. 271 00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:34,691 This is an amazing sale. I've heard about it before, 272 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,693 but I never knew where it was. 273 00:14:36,705 --> 00:14:40,300 We'll have a wedding dress campout. It'll be fun. 274 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:42,570 I can't go. I've got this thing. 275 00:14:42,586 --> 00:14:44,760 - What thing? - A penis. 276 00:14:45,857 --> 00:14:48,670 - This is the place. - Oh, wow. 277 00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:51,760 Badgley Mischka! Melissa Sweet! 278 00:14:51,776 --> 00:14:53,042 Vera Wang! 279 00:14:53,057 --> 00:14:57,123 Oh, Robin, do you have any idea what you guys stumbled onto here? 280 00:14:57,158 --> 00:14:58,883 You said wang. 281 00:15:00,835 --> 00:15:05,291 Oh, this reminds me of the ticket line to Lilith Fair, 1998. 282 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,100 Only fewer mullets. 283 00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:11,892 You should feel good. You're only, like, the tenth craziest bride in New York. 284 00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,832 Ooh, this is comfy. 285 00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:19,300 We might actually be able to sleep. 286 00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:22,402 That's kind of annoying. 287 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:26,672 Well, I'm sure somebody will be out here to turn it off any minute. 288 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,312 I don't think I can take this. 289 00:15:41,656 --> 00:15:43,770 Every time it turns off, I think, 290 00:15:43,788 --> 00:15:46,771 oh, maybe it won't turn on again, 291 00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:49,003 but then it does. 292 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,531 Why does it, Robin? 293 00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:52,720 Why does it keep turning on? 294 00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:54,773 It's gonna be okay, sweetie. Why... 295 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,553 Why don't we make a game out of it, okay? 296 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,122 Why don't we sing along? 297 00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:21,851 If we get through this, 298 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:25,332 I swear I'm gonna live my life differently. 299 00:16:25,936 --> 00:16:29,640 I just want to tell my parents I love them one more time. 300 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,942 Morning, ladies. 301 00:16:34,168 --> 00:16:37,902 - It's him. It's the car guy! - Get out of here! 302 00:16:47,058 --> 00:16:50,542 The next morning, Robin was too tired to go all the way back to Brooklyn, 303 00:16:50,557 --> 00:16:51,870 so while I was at work, 304 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,453 she went to crash at my apartment for a couple hours, 305 00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:56,770 and that's when... 306 00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:59,251 Nobody does it better than you. 307 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,910 Marshall?! Oh, my God! 308 00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:05,470 So if Lily hadn't dragged me down to the wedding dress store, 309 00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:07,180 we would have made the first flight. 310 00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,872 Oh, thank God. The doors are still open. We made it. 311 00:17:10,018 --> 00:17:13,982 Hi. Please. We really need to get on this flight. 312 00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:16,052 Oh, my God! 313 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,482 You're that reporter from Metro News 1. 314 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,240 Yes, yes, I am. 315 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:22,220 I can't believe you recognized me. 316 00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:24,633 - You did that story on the giant pizzas? - Would you check to see 317 00:17:24,665 --> 00:17:26,961 - if you have any more seats? - One moment, sir. 318 00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:29,940 Were those pizzas real? Come on, were they? 319 00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:32,180 - Robin... - One second, Ted. 320 00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:34,263 Um, you know, a lot of people ask me that. 321 00:17:34,278 --> 00:17:36,592 The truth is, the pizzas were real. 322 00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:39,672 - Calzones. Trick photography. - I knew it! 323 00:17:39,686 --> 00:17:42,670 God, it is so nice to meet a fan! 324 00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:46,001 And I would be a fan of your work if you could get us 325 00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:47,702 two seats on that next flight. 326 00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:52,563 Well, the, uh, flight attendants are just finishing up their final seat count. 327 00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:54,502 Let me see what I can find out. 328 00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,231 Would it help if I got on and gave an impassioned speech about my destiny? 329 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,773 I think it might hurt. 330 00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:04,193 This is such a nightmare. 331 00:18:05,108 --> 00:18:08,320 Okay, so we agree? This goes back to Lily wanting to camp out 332 00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:09,630 for a wedding dress? 333 00:18:10,347 --> 00:18:11,431 No. 334 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,450 Wait. It goes back further. 335 00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:16,403 Remember why we were eating hot dogs on the East Side? 336 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:29,033 1939?! 337 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,093 This penny's from 1939! 338 00:18:33,735 --> 00:18:36,883 A 67-year-old penny. 339 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:39,811 Do you realize this penny was minted during World War II? 340 00:18:39,825 --> 00:18:43,141 Oh, so was my grandfather, but that doesn't make him interesting. 341 00:18:43,425 --> 00:18:45,952 Look, I know a little something about coins, 342 00:18:45,966 --> 00:18:47,991 and this baby is worth something to a collector. 343 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,143 - No, it's not. - Yes, it is! 344 00:18:50,156 --> 00:18:52,442 You know what? I'm gonna take you out to dinner 345 00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,182 with the money I get for this little guy. 346 00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:56,651 And that's exactly what I did. 347 00:18:56,706 --> 00:19:00,272 You're lucky there's still a place that serves anything for a dollar fifty. 348 00:19:00,285 --> 00:19:03,343 Hey, that's 150 times its original value. 349 00:19:03,378 --> 00:19:06,893 Actually, the meal was only $1.49. 350 00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,412 1984. 351 00:19:09,428 --> 00:19:12,223 Hey, in 50 years, we can get dinner again. 352 00:19:12,328 --> 00:19:13,782 How dare you. 353 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,691 Hey, what's going on? 354 00:19:15,707 --> 00:19:17,380 I don't know. Looks like they're camping out for something. 355 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:18,881 Yeah, but for what? 356 00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:21,083 It was me. 357 00:19:21,225 --> 00:19:23,013 I started this. 358 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,942 If I hadn't picked up that penny, 359 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:27,820 we wouldn't have gone to get hot dogs all the way across town. 360 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:30,281 And we wouldn't have seen that wedding dress store, 361 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,241 Lily wouldn't have wanted to camp out there, 362 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:35,462 and I wouldn't have needed a nap at your apartment the next day. 363 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,720 Marshall wouldn't have broken his toe. 364 00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,881 Barney wouldn't have run the marathon. 365 00:19:39,897 --> 00:19:41,901 I wouldn't have jumped that turnstile, 366 00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:44,420 gotten arrested, had that court date... 367 00:19:44,507 --> 00:19:46,500 And we would have made our flight. 368 00:19:47,157 --> 00:19:49,181 I don't think we can go back any further than that 369 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:50,931 unless you know who dropped the penny. 370 00:19:50,945 --> 00:19:52,363 I wish I did. 371 00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:54,263 Though that person's already been punished enough, 372 00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,962 losing a sweet penny like that. 373 00:19:57,285 --> 00:19:58,841 Uh, sir? 374 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,551 Oh, please tell me you have some good news. 375 00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:03,361 Uh, I'm afraid not. 376 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,432 There are no extra seats on the plane. 377 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:06,730 I'm sorry. 378 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,600 All, right, well, thanks for trying. 379 00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:10,622 I can't believe this. 380 00:20:10,635 --> 00:20:13,411 That's it, it's over. 381 00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:14,930 Ted, come on. 382 00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:18,323 Your destiny just wasn't to make it to Chicago today. 383 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:21,270 Anyway, if that firm really wants you, they'll reschedule. 384 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,143 But that's not what happened. 385 00:20:23,158 --> 00:20:24,953 They didn't reschedule. 386 00:20:24,965 --> 00:20:26,833 They hired someone else. 387 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:29,380 And as it turned out, three months later, 388 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:32,670 that guy ended up having to relocate to Chicago. 389 00:20:32,928 --> 00:20:35,061 Kids, funny thing about destiny-- 390 00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:37,540 I thought I was destined to get that job. 391 00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:38,870 But I was wrong. 392 00:20:38,888 --> 00:20:41,450 My destiny was to stay in New York. 393 00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,712 Because if I hadn't, 394 00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:45,872 I never would have met your mother. 395 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,823 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team www.forom.com 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net