1 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:04,587 ...some weird stuff started happening. 2 00:00:04,607 --> 00:00:06,450 Why does my stomach hurt? 3 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:09,640 I'm sorry, baby. I ate a bunch of ice cream earlier today. 4 00:00:09,647 --> 00:00:12,640 Oh, baby, you know we're lactose-intolerant. 5 00:00:12,647 --> 00:00:14,277 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 6 00:00:14,411 --> 00:00:17,171 Are you suggesting that when one of you feels something, 7 00:00:17,177 --> 00:00:21,429 - the other feels it, too? - Oh, God, you guys are so codependent. 8 00:00:21,447 --> 00:00:23,677 - No, we're not. - Oh, really? 9 00:00:23,777 --> 00:00:25,048 What about the other day? 10 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:28,580 - Oh, I need to get some eggs. - Oh, I'll come with you. 11 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:40,471 Just because we like spending time together doesn't mean we're codependent. 12 00:00:40,493 --> 00:00:41,678 Really? 13 00:00:41,681 --> 00:00:44,479 Then whatever happened to your plan of spending the last two weeks 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,591 before your wedding sleeping apart? 15 00:00:46,678 --> 00:00:51,301 Okay, we decided not to do that because of... 16 00:00:51,336 --> 00:00:52,631 Logistics. 17 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:54,681 - Wedding logistics. - Frickin' logistics, man. 18 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:56,121 They mess everything up. 19 00:00:56,136 --> 00:00:58,582 You didn't do it because you couldn't do it. 20 00:00:58,598 --> 00:01:00,363 - Sure we could. - Then why don't you? 21 00:01:00,375 --> 00:01:01,701 You can stay with me. 22 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:07,291 It would make our wedding night more special. 23 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:10,561 - Okay, let's do it. - Done. 24 00:01:10,576 --> 00:01:13,560 - I'm gonna go grab a beer. - I'll come with you. 25 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:18,251 No. I'll stay. 26 00:01:20,527 --> 00:01:23,221 Subtitles : Willow's Team 27 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:26,370 Transcript : Raceman 28 00:01:27,305 --> 00:01:29,300 www.forom.com 29 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:36,920 Okay, I know. You know? I got to go. 30 00:01:36,936 --> 00:01:38,281 Good-bye. 31 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:40,420 My mom's driving me cra.... 32 00:01:40,507 --> 00:01:42,163 God, you guys are covered in sauce. 33 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:43,641 We'll get to that. Me first. 34 00:01:43,658 --> 00:01:46,681 My mom is driving me crazy about the wedding music. 35 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,883 The woman takes one cruise to Jamaica, and suddenly, it's 36 00:01:49,896 --> 00:01:52,412 "not a party without steel drums." 37 00:01:52,425 --> 00:01:54,643 Doesn't everybody know you're not supposed to stress out 38 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:56,550 a bride right before her wedding?! 39 00:01:57,577 --> 00:01:59,540 Okay, sauce, go. 40 00:01:59,926 --> 00:02:02,360 - Long story. I'll tell you later. - Yeah. 41 00:02:02,375 --> 00:02:04,170 It's a dirty story, isn't it? 42 00:02:04,198 --> 00:02:07,673 You guys went out to dinner, did it in the kitchen and got caught. 43 00:02:07,696 --> 00:02:11,090 Scherbatsky reeks of someone who likes to get caught. 44 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:13,902 Okay, now I have to wash up for two reasons. 45 00:02:16,096 --> 00:02:18,422 Oh, you didn't. That's right. 46 00:02:19,676 --> 00:02:23,232 So you and Lily really think you can spend two weeks apart? 47 00:02:23,247 --> 00:02:24,193 You know what, Barney? 48 00:02:24,207 --> 00:02:27,141 Lily and I are a lot less chees than you make us out to be. 49 00:02:27,158 --> 00:02:30,442 Marshmallow, don't forget to pack my night-night tape. 50 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:32,970 Night-night tape? 51 00:02:33,297 --> 00:02:37,623 Did you make a tape of you saying "night-night" to her? 52 00:02:37,646 --> 00:02:40,740 - No. - He doesn't say it. He sings it. 53 00:02:41,255 --> 00:02:43,370 Oh, that is so sweet. 54 00:02:43,385 --> 00:02:46,960 Why don't you kiss? I love it when two chicks make out. 55 00:02:47,506 --> 00:02:48,490 Damn it. 56 00:02:48,508 --> 00:02:51,321 Nobody's bought us anything cool yet off our registry. 57 00:02:51,336 --> 00:02:53,631 - What's on there? - Ooh, lots of stuff. 58 00:02:53,647 --> 00:02:57,200 Kitchen Aide Artisan Series tilt-head stand mixer... 59 00:02:57,216 --> 00:03:00,660 Retail price $319.99. What else? 60 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:05,270 Um, the Dyson DC17 Animal vacuum. 61 00:03:05,288 --> 00:03:09,851 Ah, $549.99. A little greedy, don't you think? 62 00:03:10,606 --> 00:03:14,411 - Did you memorize our registry? - No, I'm training. 63 00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:17,742 - Training? For what? - I'm glad you asked. 64 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:19,352 Ted, Robin, get in here! 65 00:03:19,727 --> 00:03:24,003 You guys know how it's hard to be friends with me 'cause I'm so awesome? 66 00:03:24,015 --> 00:03:27,132 Yes, it's hard to be friends with you. Go on. 67 00:03:27,537 --> 00:03:29,802 Well, this isn't going to make it any easier. 68 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:34,440 I am going to be on... The Price Is Right. 69 00:03:34,458 --> 00:03:35,912 - No way! - What?! 70 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:39,002 Yes, in a couple days, Rich Fields is going to call out my name, 71 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:43,203 - and I will come on down. - Whoa, that is so awesome. 72 00:03:43,216 --> 00:03:45,862 Barney, I didn't know you were such a fan of The Price is Right. 73 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:47,583 Are you kidding? 74 00:03:47,605 --> 00:03:52,521 T.P.I.R. is not just an indescribably entertaining hour of television, 75 00:03:52,537 --> 00:03:56,043 it's a microcosm of our entire economic system-- 76 00:03:56,057 --> 00:04:01,072 a capitalist utopia, where consumers are rewarded for their persistence, 77 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:04,813 market acumen and intrepid spirit. 78 00:04:05,305 --> 00:04:08,802 I gaze upon the glory of The Price Is Right, 79 00:04:08,817 --> 00:04:12,052 and I see the face of America. 80 00:04:12,376 --> 00:04:14,940 And it is divine. 81 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:18,290 Plus, you know, hot chicks on sports cars. 82 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:23,450 Then Lily headed out to Robin's for her first night away from Marshall. 83 00:04:23,477 --> 00:04:29,591 - I'm ready! - Ta-da-da-da-da... 84 00:04:31,576 --> 00:04:35,492 - Wow, Lily, you look so beautiful. - I know! I'm beautiful! 85 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:38,680 I'm a fairy princess! 86 00:04:39,987 --> 00:04:42,031 I'm too skinny for my dress! 87 00:04:43,127 --> 00:04:46,191 Meanwhile, I was testing out my best man toast on Marshall. 88 00:04:46,377 --> 00:04:47,542 Here goes. 89 00:04:48,608 --> 00:04:51,803 Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man. 90 00:04:51,896 --> 00:04:53,362 Strong opening, right? That's fantastic. 91 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:56,263 When Marshall graduates this spring, he'll be a lawyer. 92 00:04:56,277 --> 00:04:59,641 But did you know that Marshall has a criminal record? 93 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:02,621 That's right, on a road trip up to Cape Cod, 94 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:06,972 Marshall was pulled over for driving by himself in a car pool lane. 95 00:05:07,857 --> 00:05:09,010 Oh, crap. 96 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:11,030 Oh, crap. 97 00:05:11,786 --> 00:05:13,251 Are you crazy? 98 00:05:13,278 --> 00:05:16,571 You cannot tell that story at my wedding. 99 00:05:16,586 --> 00:05:18,270 My entire family's gonna be there. 100 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:22,512 My little cousins, my mom, my grandma, my grandpa the minister. 101 00:05:22,578 --> 00:05:24,541 That grandpa died three years ago. 102 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:27,490 His favorite grandson is getting married, Ted. 103 00:05:27,505 --> 00:05:30,751 I think he can take a day off from haunting the barn to make an appearance. 104 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,850 Whoo! 105 00:05:33,555 --> 00:05:35,073 Whoo-whoo! 106 00:05:36,245 --> 00:05:37,301 Whoo! 107 00:05:37,488 --> 00:05:39,241 Whoo-hoo! 108 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:41,783 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 109 00:05:43,305 --> 00:05:49,310 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 110 00:05:50,177 --> 00:05:52,691 - So which one, "A" or "B"? - What was that? 111 00:05:52,857 --> 00:05:55,603 I have to decide how to run to contestant's row when they say, 112 00:05:55,617 --> 00:05:57,623 "Barney Stinson, come on down!" 113 00:05:57,698 --> 00:06:00,311 Oh, I didn't realize that's what it was. Can you do them again? 114 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:01,883 Yeah, of course. 115 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:09,131 Hey! Very funny. 116 00:06:09,677 --> 00:06:13,122 Just for that, when I win all the prizes, the only thing you guys are getting 117 00:06:13,137 --> 00:06:15,681 is Rice-A-Roni and Turtle Wax. 118 00:06:17,048 --> 00:06:20,533 It's $300 just to take the bust in? 119 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:23,593 Oh, please, you have to have some sympathy for me. 120 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:27,263 I'm getting married next Saturday, and I'm too skinny for my dress. 121 00:06:27,275 --> 00:06:30,032 I lost all this weight without even trying. 122 00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:31,221 Hello? 123 00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:35,580 - What happened? - She called me a bitch and hung up. 124 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:38,953 Oh, I don't know what to do. I guess I'll just have to pay the $300. 125 00:06:38,975 --> 00:06:41,560 Pay the $300? Lily, are you crazy? 126 00:06:41,578 --> 00:06:44,693 This isn't a problem. It's a license to eat. 127 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:49,100 Look, what have you always wanted to eat but didn't because it was too ridicuusly decadent? 128 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:53,833 Ooh, a Valrhona chocolate soufflé with a raspberry brandy sauce 129 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:58,790 topped with caramelized bananas and hazelnut gelato. 130 00:06:59,177 --> 00:07:01,313 I have Cool Whip and half a bag of Fritos. 131 00:07:01,325 --> 00:07:03,153 Done! 132 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:07,490 Okay, think you're gonna be happy with my new toast. 133 00:07:07,518 --> 00:07:08,941 There's nothing sexual. 134 00:07:08,957 --> 00:07:12,433 It's, uh, it's just the story of an important moment in your relationship. 135 00:07:12,445 --> 00:07:13,481 I'm all ears. 136 00:07:13,496 --> 00:07:16,262 Hello, everyone, I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man. 137 00:07:16,277 --> 00:07:17,853 - Nice. - Right? That's great. 138 00:07:17,865 --> 00:07:19,372 Back when we were all freshman 139 00:07:19,386 --> 00:07:22,443 and Marshall and Lily were just a few short weeks into their relationship... 140 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:27,392 It was 4:00 in the morning, and I'm not gonna lie, we were a wee bit wasted. 141 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:29,250 We were starving. 142 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:33,052 So I'd gone out to get us some snacks, and when I got back... 143 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:40,210 - I love you. - I love you, too. 144 00:07:40,304 --> 00:07:44,561 I know it's soon to say it, but I'm so glad you did. 145 00:07:46,953 --> 00:07:48,328 Yeah. 146 00:07:49,741 --> 00:07:53,489 So here's what you want to talk about in front of my entire family: 147 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:57,141 drinking, having a girl in my room, eating junk food. 148 00:07:57,158 --> 00:08:00,501 Dude, you're almost 30. Your mom would be mad at you for eating junk food? 149 00:08:00,517 --> 00:08:03,912 Yeah, Ted, 'cause nutrition's not important. 150 00:08:04,196 --> 00:08:06,521 Also, so Lily's never heard that story before. 151 00:08:06,538 --> 00:08:09,712 How's she going to react when she finds out the first time I said "I love you" to her, 152 00:08:09,726 --> 00:08:12,561 I was actually saying it to you and a bag of Funyuns? 153 00:08:12,675 --> 00:08:15,510 But who cares? You did love her. And you still do. 154 00:08:15,515 --> 00:08:18,390 And you're totally over Funyuns, so it's not weird. 155 00:08:20,545 --> 00:08:22,361 - Hey, Lil. - Hey. 156 00:08:22,727 --> 00:08:24,942 Hey? That's it? 157 00:08:25,828 --> 00:08:27,011 What are you talking about? 158 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,032 Well, you guys have been spending the last few nights apart. 159 00:08:29,045 --> 00:08:32,083 I figured there'd be a lot of giggling, crying, jumping up and down, 160 00:08:32,098 --> 00:08:34,052 and then whatever Lily would do. 161 00:08:34,636 --> 00:08:37,562 Now, one thing I remember about the bar menu at McClaren's 162 00:08:37,578 --> 00:08:41,232 is that there were no fewer than 11 different deep-fried appetizers. 163 00:08:41,565 --> 00:08:44,220 That night, Aunt Lily ordered them all. 164 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:48,021 Check it out. 165 00:08:48,398 --> 00:08:51,603 Okay, imagine... imagine, if you will, 166 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:56,512 that this is the $1 space on The Price Is Right wheel. 167 00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:57,572 Ready? 168 00:09:06,168 --> 00:09:07,970 Oh, wow, that was pretty close. 169 00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:09,453 Close? 170 00:09:09,478 --> 00:09:13,133 Close?! It's called The Price Is Right, not The Price Is Close! 171 00:09:13,145 --> 00:09:15,242 Oh, man, this is bad. 172 00:09:15,258 --> 00:09:17,693 If I don't win the spin-off, and I can't get into the Showcase Showdown, 173 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,720 everything's ruined! It's all ruined! 174 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,622 What is ruined? Why, why is this such a big deal? 175 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:27,630 Okay, guys... sit down, I've got to tell you something. 176 00:09:30,206 --> 00:09:33,433 The reason I'm going on The Price Is Right 177 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:37,750 is because I've decided that it's time for me to meet my real father. 178 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:39,801 - Your father? - That's right. 179 00:09:41,826 --> 00:09:46,351 My father... is Bob Barker. 180 00:09:50,337 --> 00:09:53,040 - Your dad... is Bob Barker? - That's right. 181 00:09:53,227 --> 00:09:55,620 The host of The Price Is Right, Bob Barker? 182 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:56,590 That's Pops. 183 00:09:56,877 --> 00:09:59,031 - Barney? - Yes, Robin? 184 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,992 Why in the world do you think Bob Barker is your father? 185 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:06,213 Uh, because my mother told me he was, that's why. 186 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,673 Mom, who's my dad? 187 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,573 All the other kids at school know who their dad is. 188 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:14,772 - Who's mine? - Oh, I don't know. 189 00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:16,913 That guy. 190 00:10:20,246 --> 00:10:22,891 Look, Dad, I got straight A's! 191 00:10:24,148 --> 00:10:27,640 Hey, Dad, guess who I'm going as for Halloween? 192 00:10:28,506 --> 00:10:30,112 Want to play some catch, Pop? 193 00:10:34,085 --> 00:10:37,162 So now I'm gonna go to L.A., be on the show, 194 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:38,731 win the Showcase Showdown, 195 00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:42,381 make him proud of me, and then tell him who I am. 196 00:10:42,835 --> 00:10:47,181 You're gonna tell Bob Barker that you're his son on national television? 197 00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:50,011 Why is this so hard for you people to believe? 198 00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,251 Drop the popper! 199 00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:54,801 Lily has to gain five pounds in a week and a half, 200 00:10:54,815 --> 00:10:57,080 and it is my job to help her get there. 201 00:10:57,165 --> 00:10:59,383 This is the best wedding diet ever. 202 00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:03,241 - I lost a pound. - That is impossible. 203 00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:05,332 You ate McDonald's every meal for three days. 204 00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:08,253 I knew that Super Size Me guy was full of it. 205 00:11:08,515 --> 00:11:11,533 Well, it must be the wedding stress. We just got to up the intake. 206 00:11:11,656 --> 00:11:14,772 Lily Aldrin, drop and give me 20 bites of fudge! 207 00:11:15,568 --> 00:11:16,552 Okay? 208 00:11:17,507 --> 00:11:19,441 Don't nibble at it. Attack it! 209 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,872 Come on, Lily. You can do better than that! 210 00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:22,670 I can't. 211 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:25,312 Well, eat faster, before your body figures out it's full. 212 00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:28,512 I'm trying. Oh, are you gonna cry? 213 00:11:28,676 --> 00:11:31,291 You gonna cry? Skinny little baby's gonna cry? 214 00:11:31,306 --> 00:11:33,950 - Well, eat, damn it, eat! - Okay! 215 00:11:38,538 --> 00:11:42,742 Hey, so I think I figured out how to do your toast in a completely appropriate way. 216 00:11:42,758 --> 00:11:44,492 - Finally. - Yeah. 217 00:11:45,558 --> 00:11:48,303 Good evening. I'm Ted Mosby, Marshall's best man. 218 00:11:48,318 --> 00:11:49,361 - Still strong, right? - Great, yeah. 219 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,432 I'd like to share with you all a story about the momentous evening last fall 220 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:56,223 when Marshall and Lily got back together. 221 00:11:56,535 --> 00:11:59,943 Afterward, we stayed up till 10:00 at night, 222 00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:04,760 - doing shots of chocolate milk. - Man, I'm well nourished right now! 223 00:12:04,806 --> 00:12:07,280 Calcium promotes healthy teeth and bones. 224 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:11,211 Thanks, Marshall, for teaching us you don't need alcohol to have fun. 225 00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:15,412 Oh, don't thank me. Thank my parents for teaching me good values. 226 00:12:15,858 --> 00:12:17,983 Now, I wasn't supposed to hear this next part, 227 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,210 but Marshall leaned over to Lily and whispered. 228 00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:23,622 You know what I'd like to do to you right now? 229 00:12:24,136 --> 00:12:26,643 I'd like to hold your hand. 230 00:12:27,426 --> 00:12:29,700 I'd like to hold your hand so hard 231 00:12:29,986 --> 00:12:33,103 that you're not able to shake hands for a week. 232 00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:38,281 Are you just going to talk about holding my hand or are you going to hold it? 233 00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:44,180 Then a little later, Robin caught them... 234 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:46,991 Oh, um... ...holding hands. 235 00:12:48,157 --> 00:12:51,112 It was a lovely and responsible night. 236 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,891 To Marshall and Lily. 237 00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:57,612 That's the worst toast I've ever heard, dude. 238 00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:59,560 - It's totally boring. - Exactly. 239 00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:02,820 It's impossible to write a good toast with you censoring me, man. 240 00:13:02,837 --> 00:13:03,870 I give up. 241 00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:06,670 I'm just going to read that thing about Jesus and the footprints. 242 00:13:06,905 --> 00:13:09,791 I give up, too. I don't care if my dress doesn't fit. 243 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,291 I can't eat anymore. 244 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,921 I-I feel like my stomach's going to explode. 245 00:13:13,936 --> 00:13:15,492 I know. 246 00:13:16,047 --> 00:13:18,811 And so, Lily and I were both about to give up, 247 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,332 but as you can all see, Lily does look beautiful in that dress, 248 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,370 and here I am giving a toast. 249 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:30,260 You know, all this time, I'd been wracking my brain trying to 250 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:33,930 pick out the perfect moment to capture Lily and Marshall as a couple. 251 00:13:34,457 --> 00:13:36,592 But then I realized the perfect moment wasn't 252 00:13:36,607 --> 00:13:39,743 some needle lost in the haystack of their ten years together. 253 00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:44,500 The perfect Lily and Marshall moment happened two nights ago. 254 00:13:49,366 --> 00:13:50,962 Marshall, what are you doing? 255 00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,130 Going to the bathroom. 256 00:13:53,345 --> 00:13:54,360 In the hall? 257 00:13:54,905 --> 00:13:56,330 Sleepwalking? 258 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:57,801 You're wide awake. 259 00:13:58,177 --> 00:13:59,882 - Robbing us? - Dude. 260 00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:04,580 Turns out, all week long he'd been sneaking out to a hotel on 72nd, 261 00:14:04,898 --> 00:14:06,150 to meet Lily. 262 00:14:06,437 --> 00:14:10,320 - God, I missed you. - I can't sleep without you. 263 00:14:11,177 --> 00:14:12,672 Hey, baby? 264 00:14:13,676 --> 00:14:17,223 - Would you be the big spoon for a while? - Sure, baby. 265 00:14:21,988 --> 00:14:25,421 - How's the weight gaining going? - Ugh, terribly. 266 00:14:25,528 --> 00:14:28,391 I'm too stressed out without you around. 267 00:14:29,646 --> 00:14:31,361 Well, I'm here now. 268 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:37,161 And so Lily and Marshall failed in their experiment with apartness, 269 00:14:37,385 --> 00:14:40,241 but they succeeded in getting Lily into her dress. 270 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,972 You know, there really are a million things I could tell you about Lily and Marshall, 271 00:14:44,997 --> 00:14:48,430 but really, the only thing you need to know is 272 00:14:48,446 --> 00:14:51,271 that ten years into their relationship, 273 00:14:51,655 --> 00:14:54,951 they still couldn't spend a single night apart. 274 00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:58,542 May they never have to again. 275 00:14:59,077 --> 00:15:02,771 To Lily and Marshall. To Lily and Marshall. 276 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:06,971 Now, kids, the story of Lily and Marshall's wedding is a good one. 277 00:15:07,218 --> 00:15:09,320 No matter how perfectly you plan your... 278 00:15:09,338 --> 00:15:11,282 You know, wait a second, guys. I'll get to that. 279 00:15:11,295 --> 00:15:13,433 First, I've got to tell you what happened with Barney. 280 00:15:13,487 --> 00:15:16,581 Rich, what is the name of our next participant? 281 00:15:16,597 --> 00:15:20,212 - Bob, it's Barney Stinson! - Come on down! 282 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:22,703 You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right. 283 00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:24,211 Nooo. Oh, my God! 284 00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:26,033 Working his way out. 285 00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:28,692 High-five here, high-five there. 286 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,373 - A big old hug here. - Oh, my God! 287 00:15:31,385 --> 00:15:33,783 Yeah, I know, the camera loves me. 288 00:15:34,008 --> 00:15:37,063 Welcome to contestant's row, Barney. Nice suit. 289 00:15:37,077 --> 00:15:41,283 - Thanks, Da... Bob. - Here is the next item up for bid! 290 00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:46,732 Bob, the stylish his-and-her watches feature an 18k gold bezel and crown 291 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,931 and stainless steel bands. 292 00:15:48,976 --> 00:15:51,563 And Barney, what do you bid on that? 293 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:55,373 Um... Wrong. 294 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:56,783 Wrong. 295 00:15:56,806 --> 00:15:57,790 Wrong. 296 00:15:57,808 --> 00:15:58,830 Wrong. 297 00:15:59,106 --> 00:16:04,180 Retail price is $1,349.99, so, since you round off, I'll say $1,350, Bob. 298 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:07,843 - $1,350 for Barney. - So, was it $1,350? 299 00:16:08,015 --> 00:16:09,212 I don't know. 300 00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:11,723 - Was it? - Oh, my God! 301 00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:13,820 Happy wedding. 302 00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:18,913 Barney, you won that camcorder in just one second! 303 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:22,450 That is impressive. I mean impressive. 304 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,662 Thank you, Bob. 305 00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:27,883 Now, to win the computer, you're going to have to bid again, 306 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:30,450 and again I will say higher or lower. 307 00:16:30,476 --> 00:16:33,830 And let's show the audience the price of the computer, 308 00:16:33,847 --> 00:16:36,861 and audience, please, do not try to help us. 309 00:16:36,878 --> 00:16:40,091 And the clock will start with your first bid. 310 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,653 - $1 billion. - Lower. 311 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,400 So, I brought some photos that I thought you might like to see. 312 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,890 - This is me on my first birthday. - Yes, Barney. 313 00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:49,740 - This is... - What are you doing? 314 00:16:49,757 --> 00:16:52,853 Uh, spending some quality time with my dad. 315 00:16:53,928 --> 00:16:56,590 That's very nice, but look, the clock is moving. 316 00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:59,500 You have only about 16 seconds. Keep bidding. 317 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,031 - No, no, I want you to see this. This is great. - Keep bidding. 318 00:17:01,046 --> 00:17:03,412 This is me at my graduation. I know, the hair. 319 00:17:03,425 --> 00:17:05,290 That, no, that's nice. That's nice. 320 00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:10,070 You have only five, four, three, two, one... 321 00:17:10,105 --> 00:17:11,830 - $999. - Nine... 322 00:17:12,225 --> 00:17:15,372 Barney, you got it exactly right! 323 00:17:15,798 --> 00:17:18,813 - Happy wedding again! - Oh, my... 324 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:22,941 I have to be honest, Bob. The big wheel is the only weak part of my game. 325 00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,942 I'm sure you'll do just fine, son. 326 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,082 Did you just... 327 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:33,651 - I'm ready, Bob. - Do it! Do it! Here we go! 328 00:17:34,065 --> 00:17:36,503 He's looking for the dollar. 329 00:17:36,666 --> 00:17:39,500 - It's going around, and around... - Oh, no, you spun it too hard. 330 00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:41,122 No, he didn't spin it hard enough. 331 00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,900 Here it comes, Barney. 332 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:48,033 You got it! You won... 333 00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:55,471 But Barney... Barney, you're not through. 334 00:17:55,786 --> 00:18:00,032 You've won $1,000. You've won a place in the showcase. 335 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,410 You are doing splendidly so far. 336 00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,733 Thank you, would you, would you say you're proud of me? 337 00:18:05,746 --> 00:18:07,260 Sure. 338 00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:11,881 That was kind of a weird moment. 339 00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:15,551 Very well, Barney, you have seen the first showcase. 340 00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:18,910 Do you want to bid on it or do you want to pass it to Millie? 341 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:22,472 Please, no car and an above-ground spa? Pass. 342 00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:27,383 Millie, he has passed this showcase to you. What do you bid on it? 343 00:18:27,456 --> 00:18:33,533 - $17,640. - $17,640. 344 00:18:33,548 --> 00:18:37,761 Overbid! Now, let's see Showcase #2. 345 00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:41,252 Barney, your showcase begins with a mystery. 346 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,921 Oh, I love this. 347 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,493 I can't believe how excited I am right now. 348 00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:50,243 Barney, you have seen your showcase. What do you bid on it? 349 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,000 Please, please. 350 00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:54,861 Please. 351 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,482 Let me. 352 00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:05,443 1-8-4-2-1. 353 00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:09,111 I don't even know what we're going to do with a dune buggy, but I want it! 354 00:19:10,606 --> 00:19:15,013 And the actual retail price of your showcase is... 355 00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:21,170 - $14,628. - $14,628. Millie, you are over. 356 00:19:21,188 --> 00:19:22,432 Too bad. 357 00:19:22,456 --> 00:19:27,632 Barney, you bid $18,421 on your showcase. 358 00:19:27,648 --> 00:19:37,693 And the actual retail price of Barney's showcase is... $18,421 exactly right! 359 00:19:37,707 --> 00:19:43,121 - You win both showcases, Barney. - Oh, my God! 360 00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:50,091 Bob Barker, reminding you, help control the pet... 361 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:53,322 Before, before we wrap up the show, there's just something I want to say to you. 362 00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:01,242 Congratulations on 35 wonderful years hosting The Price Is Right. 363 00:20:01,256 --> 00:20:03,371 Well, thank you, Barney. 364 00:20:03,388 --> 00:20:06,182 Thank you... Have your pets spayed or neutered. 365 00:20:10,226 --> 00:20:11,640 Why didn't you tell him? 366 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,463 Well, it's just... 367 00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:18,251 If you lived your whole life thinking one thing, 368 00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:21,801 it would be pretty devastating to find out that wasn't true. 369 00:20:22,858 --> 00:20:26,470 I just don't think Bob could have handled it. 370 00:20:27,737 --> 00:20:30,700 - Bob. Yeah. - Probably a good choice. 371 00:20:31,408 --> 00:20:34,650 Anyway, on the bright side. 372 00:20:35,308 --> 00:20:37,072 Happy wedding again! 373 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,633 And that's the story of how Uncle Barney gave 374 00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:42,331 Lily and Marshall a dune buggy for their wedding. 375 00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:51,573 Um, I thought since we're going to be apart for two whole weeks, 376 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,541 I would sing you your night-night song. 377 00:20:57,385 --> 00:21:00,162 Night-night, Lily 378 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,423 Night-night, Lily 379 00:21:04,127 --> 00:21:09,291 It's time to go to bed, oh, my silly, little Lily Time to rest your little head 380 00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:12,000 Sha-la-la-la-la 381 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,960 Sha-la-la-la-la 382 00:21:15,606 --> 00:21:18,593 - Come on, Ted. - No, it's weird. 383 00:21:18,606 --> 00:21:20,003 You promised. 384 00:21:22,395 --> 00:21:24,563 Sha-la-la-la-la 385 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,393 Sha-la-la-la-la 386 00:21:28,076 --> 00:21:30,600 Sha-la-la-la-la 387 00:21:30,635 --> 00:21:34,493 Subtitles : Willow's Team Transcript : Raceman www.forom.com 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net