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Ladies and gentlemen,
for the first time ever

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Mr. and Marshall Eriksen
and Lily Aldrin.

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Does it make you kind of sad that
we don't share the same last name?

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You know, in a totally evolved
21st-century kind of way,

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yeah, a little.

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You know what we should do?

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We should come up with
a whole new last name.

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Oh, that's easy--
Lily and Marshall Skywalker.

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Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff.

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I got it. You ready?

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- You ready?
- Yeah.

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Lily and Marshall Awesome.

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Have you met the Awesomes?

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Marshall, Lily, their son,
Totally and their daughter, Freakin'?

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I love you, Mr. Awesome.

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I love you, Mrs. Awesome.

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- So...
- So...

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Wedding's over.

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Yes, it is.

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I guess starting tomorrow,

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we can tell people.

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Tell people what?

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Hi, Barney.

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Tell people what?

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The food looks delicious,
doesn't it?

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Tell people what?

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Nothing.

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Oh, okay. Tell people what?

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Can we talk about this later?

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Absolutely. Tell people what?

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- Hi. Have you met Barney?
- Hey. Barney Stinson.

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Lovely dress.
I know, I'm sick of these things, too.

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It's like the same wedding over and
over again. You're totally right.

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You want to dance? Great,
see you out there. Tell people what?

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Look, this is just not something we want
to talk about right now, okay, Barney?

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Okay.

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Whoo, that was a close one.

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Think he'll actually let it go?

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Tell people what?
Tell people what? Tell people what?

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Tell people what?
Tell people...

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There's a black Nissan Stanza in
the parking lot with it's lights on.

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Tell people what?
Tell people what?

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Subtitles : Willow's Team

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Transcript : Raceman

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www.forom.com

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Can I get a water please?

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- Tell people what?
- Oh, God! Okay.

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Look, we have some... news.

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But we don't want to draw attention
away from Lily and Marshall's big day.

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So just forget about it until
they leave for the honeymoon.

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Fine.

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- It's pretty big, though.
- Oh, my God, just tell me!

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- Oh, help us.
- What's wrong?

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We're starving.

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We planned this amazing
meal with the caterers,

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and we haven't
had a bite of it.

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Every time we get near the food,
we get cocktail weiner blocked.

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Marshall!

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We haven't eaten all day.

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All right,
let's run some interference.

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Yeah, we'll get you back to your table.
Come on.

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Oh, there you are.

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My dear, you look so beautiful.

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Thanks, Grammie,
but we really need to...

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And you...
you look like a 1940s movie star.

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And you look like a pepper-crusted
rack of lamb with mint jelly.

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All right,
let's get these two back to their table.

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We will see you on the floor for
the conga line later, won't we?

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The answer to that one
was decided weeks earlier.

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Conga line.

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Oh, yes, definitely.

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How about a slide show of
you guys through the years

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set to Green Day's
"Time of Your Life"

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and ending with your baby
photos side by side.

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Oh, that's great.
Going on the list.

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What list?

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Horrible wedding clichés we're not going
to touch with a ten-foot limbo pole.

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Oh, like First Corinthians?

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That Bible verse?

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They do that at every wedding.

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How's it go?

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"Love is patient and kind.

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"Love does not envy or boast.

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"It is not arrogant or rude.

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"Love does not insist
on it's own way.

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"It is not irritable
or resentful.

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"Love bears all things,

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"believes all things,

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"hopes all things...

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"endures all things."

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- Lame.
- Going on the list.

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We've done it.
A wedding with zero clichés.

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Wait, isn't doing it in the reception
hall bathroom kind of a cliché?

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Well, okay, one cliché.

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Well, technically two.

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No! They cleared
our plates again!

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Pepper-crusted rack of lamb,
where did you go?!

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It's my wedding night.
I was supposed to have my way with you.

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Well, you still have me.

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Yeah...

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Anyway, guys, we're kind of
in the middle of something,

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so if you could go bicker or
share a tense, sexless silence

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or whatever married people do
somewhere else, that'd be great.

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No, Barney, this is my wedding,

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and I will sit wherever
I damn well...

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Are those mini quiches?

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Tell the secret.

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Okay, uh...

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it was our anniversary,

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so we went to this
restaurant Carmichael's,

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which is where we went
on our first date.

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Remember, the place where I stole
the blue French horn for Robin?

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Oh, right, that was you.

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I knew that was
somebody I knew.

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What?

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Dude, you were there.

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That was like a big iconic
moment in all of our lives.

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Maybe in your life--
I got a lot of stuff going on.

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Okay, so we're sitting there
and the waiter comes over...

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Champagne?

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Um, we didn't order champagne.

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Compliments of the house.

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Wow.

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Thanks.

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Cheers.

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And there, sitting at the bottom
of my champagne glass is...

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Mini quiche.

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You're a mega-douche.

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Oh, that's right, they moved that
table back toward the kitchen,

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because that's where they're setting
up a surprise chocolate fountain.

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Oh, no, I gave it away.

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So what was in the glass?

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Right.

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So the waiter comes up
with two glasses of Dom.

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He says, "Champagne?"
"We didn't order any champagne."

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"Compliments of
the house." "Wow."

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You said that already!

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Right. So Robin looks down,

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and there at the
bottom of her glass...

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Is an engagement ring.

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Anything you want to say
to the bride and groom?

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Don't get married.

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Why don't I come back.

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An engagement ring?

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No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Ted, you cannot do
this to me. No.

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No, no, no!

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That's what she said.

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no.
Ted, you cannot do this to me.

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No. No, no, no.

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What are you talking about?

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This. This is what I'm talking about.
What is this doing in my champagne?

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Oh, God, listen...
I just got to get out of here.

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That's not mine.

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What?

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That's not mine.

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Then whose is it?

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It's mine.

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Janna...

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will you marry me?

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Yes.

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Wow.

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That was hilarious.
I was like... what?

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Anyway.

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What the hell was that?

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What the hell was what?

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That reaction?

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I thought you were
proposing to me.

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Really? Because it sounded like you
thought I was trying to set you on fire.

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Ted, you know how I
feel about marriage.

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Now more than ever.

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I'm sorry,
were you planning on proposing tonight?

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No.

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Then why is this an issue?

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Because even though you
don't want to get married,

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I'd like to think the fact that
we've been together for a year,

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and that we love each other
might get me a gentler reaction

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than, "No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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"Ted, you cannot do this to me.

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"No. No, no, no."

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Okay, you're right, I just...
freaked out.

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I don't know why.

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I'm sorry.

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Can we please just let it go?

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No.

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Hey, Stinson.

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Never lie to a man about
a chocolate fountain.

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So did you guys find
anything to eat?

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I had four strawberries.

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Was there a side of champagne
with each of the strawberries?

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Yes.

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Lily, you could have burped
or said the word "Yes,"

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but the fact that you did both
is exactly why I married you.

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Oh, look, more strawberries!

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So what happened next?

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- Ted, don't do this.
- No, seriously.

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Where do you see
yourself in five years?

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Where do you see yourself?

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Honestly, in five years...

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I probably want to be married.

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And I probably want
to be in Argentina.

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- Argentina?
- Or Tokyo, or Paris.

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Look, Ted, I don't know where
I'm going to be in five years.

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And I don't want to know.
I want my life to be an adventure.

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We have an expiration date,
don't we?

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Oh, my God.

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You guys broke up.

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You guys broke up.
I can't believe it.

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Barney...

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story's not over.

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Can we please not talk about this here.
Can we go home?

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Yeah, of course.

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Uh, excuse me, I'm sorry about this.
Can we actually...

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Oh, my God, it's you.

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Wha... what?

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You're the son of a bitch who
stole our blue French horn.

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Run!

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Run? Your strategy was run?

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It was a perfectly good idea.

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They didn't have our
credit card information.

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They didn't know us from Adam.

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I stand by it.

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Yeah?

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And how did that
work out for you?

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I don't see why they had to keep
my credit card and driver's license

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till we bring the horn back.

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Well, come on, Ted,
can you blame them?

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Look, I'm sorry about
the French horn.

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I want to make this right.

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So what we're going to do right now is,
we're going to run!

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So... Argentina.

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Argentina.

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Why is this the first
I've heard of Argentina?

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Mmm, American schools
suck at geography.

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What would be the point in telling
you that I want to live in Argentina?

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You don't want to live there.

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I could want to
live in Argentina.

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No, you couldn't.

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I mean,
you life is here and your career.

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I'm a journalist,
my career could take me anywhere,

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and I hope it does.

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Hey. I could be an
architect anywhere, too.

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They have buildings
in Argentina.

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And Paris. And even Tokyo.

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I don't know if you ever saw Godzilla, but
he wasn't knocking down a bunch of tents.

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So, what? You're saying you
want to move to Argentina?

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Well, I always regretted not taking
a year in college to live abroad.

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I just finished a
big project at work.

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I got some money saved up.

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If ever there were a time in my life to
do something like this, it's right now.

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Let's move to Argentina.

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Oh, shut up.

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You're scared
I might not be kidding.

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Aren't you?

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Nope.

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Your move, Scherbatsky.

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00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,600
Okay.

259
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,400
Let's do it--
let's move to Argentina.

260
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,200
No es posible!

261
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,600
Nobody moves to Argentina.

262
00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:32,800
The Argentinean peso has dropped
two-thirds in five years,

263
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:35,100
the government is opposed
to free market reforms,

264
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,500
and the railroad has been a mess since
the breakup of Ferrocarriles Argentinos.

265
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,700
I hooked up with an
Argentinean exchange student

266
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,500
in a Porta-John
outside Yankee Stadium.

267
00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,300
Man, she was chatty.

268
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,900
Right? Right?

269
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,400
You caught the bouquet?

270
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,700
Barney.

271
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:55,000
The story's not over yet.

272
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,400
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- What?

273
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,100
I don't know if I
can do this to you.

274
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:00,900
Do what?

275
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,900
Well, you say you want
to move to Argentina,

276
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,500
but you want to have kids.

277
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,800
Oh, right.
'Cause there are no kids there.

278
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,200
On Santa's map of the world,
there's a big black "X" over Argentina.

279
00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,800
- You know what I mean.
- No, I don't.

280
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,300
Okay, say we had kids.

281
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,900
They wouldn't have to grow
up in some suburb somewhere.

282
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,900
They would grow up on the road
having adventures with us.

283
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,100
Think of all the Hard Rock Cafe
T-shirts they could collect.

284
00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,800
Ted, you know that kids were
never a part of my plan.

285
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:33,700
But if I was going to
have someone's babies,

286
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:36,600
I'd have your babies.

287
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,100
That's when you run.

288
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,800
Tell me you ran, Ted.

289
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,900
Wait, wait, wait. We don't want to
start having babies right this second.

290
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:48,900
Do you have a...?

291
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,200
No, I don't.

292
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,000
Well, we probably shouldn't.

293
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,600
Yeah.

294
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,300
- Risk it?
- Risk it.

295
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:20,400
No.

296
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,600
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
if you're all gather around,

297
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,300
Lily and Marshall are
going to cut the cake.

298
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,800
No. Robin, you're not...

299
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,100
No, say the story's not over.

300
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,300
Come on,
they're cutting the cake.

301
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,800
Say the story's not over!

302
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:41,600
Oh, God, this is the 12th most worried
I've ever been that someone's pregnant.

303
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:46,700
Okay, Lily.

304
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:50,500
I'm really hungry, so let's just,
uh, aim for my mouth, okay?

305
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,000
Besides, the smearing the cake
thing's a cliché, remember?

306
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,600
No, it's going to be so funny.

307
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,000
Lily.

308
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,500
Lily, just feed me the cake.

309
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:04,600
Please, baby, I am so hungry.

310
00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,900
Whoopsy-daisy.

311
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,000
And she's okay.

312
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,100
- She's all right.
- That was funny.

313
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,000
And it's time for
the honeymoon.

314
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,800
Guys, guys, guys.
Thank you so much.

315
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,100
We love you.

316
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,200
I love you.

317
00:14:23,300 --> 00:14:26,000
Getting married, having kids.

318
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:29,400
It's all a mistake.
It's a horrible, horrible mistake.

319
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,600
God, this guy's
giving me nothing.

320
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,300
All right,
have fun in Scotland.

321
00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,700
If you see the Loch Ness Monster,
tell him Ted Mosby says, "What's up?"

322
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,900
Nessie's a she, Ted, come on.

323
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,400
Hey, kiddo.

324
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:02,200
You are going to miss out
on a lot of awesome stuff.

325
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,200
You'll be at home with the kid

326
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,100
while I am out awesome-ing
all over the place.

327
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,900
And you're going to get fat.

328
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,200
The story's not over, Barney.

329
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:16,600
Okay, time to get the
horn back to the bistro.

330
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,500
Oh, Ted, I don't know if I can go again.
That tuckered me out.

331
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,000
Not a euphemism.

332
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:26,400
Right. Okay, let me just go change,
and we'll leave.

333
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,400
Whoa, whoa,
you get to change and I don't? Uh-uh.

334
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,900
Solidarity, sister.

335
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,200
That is crazy. I have a change of
clothes and you don't. Suck it up.

336
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,900
Well, if we'd actually moved in
together, all my stuff would be here,

337
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,800
but we didn't, so...

338
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,600
Yeah.

339
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,600
We were all talk, weren't we?

340
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,600
We're not doing this, are we?

341
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,500
I don't want to have
kids in Argentina.

342
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,400
And I don't want to
have kids in Argentina.

343
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,100
So where does that leave us?

344
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,600
Well...

345
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,400
we could stay together and...

346
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,900
pretend this stuff
doesn't matter.

347
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,700
Or...

348
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,400
we could give back
the blue French horn.

349
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,600
You stole a blue
French horn for me.

350
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,500
I would have stolen
you a whole orchestra.

351
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,200
You did break up.

352
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,900
Yep.

353
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,300
You're not pregnant?

354
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:00,600
Nope.

355
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,300
An-And Marshall and
Lily don't know?

356
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,500
Well, afterwards, uh,
we came by to tell you guys,

357
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:08,400
but Lily was pretty
stressed out, so...

358
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,000
We decided not to say anything
till after the wedding.

359
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,400
You guys okay?

360
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:20,700
Well, it hasn't been the easiest
two weeks of our lives, but...

361
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,800
But we're okay.

362
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,300
The open bar helps.

363
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,400
- Excuse me, Miss.
- Hi.

364
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,300
Could I have this dance?

365
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,500
Well, we knew this day
would come eventually.

366
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,300
Take care of her, little man.

367
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:54,200
This is by far the drunkest
I've ever seen you.

368
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,900
Uh, driver.

369
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,200
Hello!

370
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:03,500
Ranjit.

371
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,400
Hey, can we make a stop before
we head back to the hotel?

372
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,600
You do not have to stop.

373
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:13,400
You can be together as man
and wife right back there,

374
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,500
and because we are friends...

375
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,800
I will not watch.

376
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,500
Um, no,
we actually had something else in mind.

377
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
Okay.

378
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,200
Lily, go sit down.

379
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,400
Welcome to Wienerburger.

380
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,400
Hi.

381
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,100
Can we get a number one,
please, with no pickles?

382
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,600
And a number four
with no onions.

383
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,200
Let me guess.
Jefferson High prom?

384
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,500
No.

385
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,800
But thank you.

386
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,600
Actually, we just got married.

387
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,800
- Wow. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

388
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,800
That's $7.80.

389
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,100
- Hey, dude.
- Yeah.

390
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:00,000
I don't know how to say this, but
your wife just threw up in the trash.

391
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,900
My wife.

392
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,600
So Marshall and
Lily were married,

393
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,700
and Robin and I were broken up.

394
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,500
And as hard as it
was at the time,

395
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,500
in the end we both
got what we wanted.

396
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,400
She did eventually go
on to live in Argentina

397
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,100
and Morocco and Greece, Russia,

398
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,000
even Japan for a little while.

399
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,700
And I... well, I met your mom.

400
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,400
I think for the most part if
you're really honest with yourself

401
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,100
about what you
want out of life,

402
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,800
life gives it to you.

403
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:40,000
Of course, at that moment, all I
really wanted was a scotch and soda

404
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,600
and a cigar.

405
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,100
I'm really sorry
about you and Robin.

406
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,900
I know I was always joking around
about wanting you two to break up,

407
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,700
but you were really
good together.

408
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:08,500
Yeah...

409
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,600
we were.

410
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:14,100
She just wasn't the one,
you know?

411
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,200
The one. Oh, Ted, no.

412
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:21,000
Do not tell me you're going to
start searching for "the one" again.

413
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:23,100
The only time I want to
hear you saying "the one"

414
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,000
is if it's followed by the
word "hundredth." What up?

415
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,600
No, I need a break
from all that, I...

416
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:32,200
I just want to get out there and
have fun for a while, you know?

417
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,500
Really?

418
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,500
'Cause...

419
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,700
you know, you've been in
a relationship for a year.

420
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,000
You're going to...
be a little rusty.

421
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,800
- Yeah.
- I'm just saying...

422
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,700
you're gonna need, need,
need some help out there.

423
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,700
Could be.

424
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,800
Ted?

425
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,600
Yes, Barney.

426
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500
Do you think...

427
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,100
Do you think maybe you might...

428
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,500
need a wingman again?

429
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,200
I do.

430
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,400
Yes!

431
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,000
Yes! We're back.

432
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,800
We are back.

433
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,300
And Ted, my boy,
it's going to be legend...

434
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,600
Wait for it.

435
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,600
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