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Back when we were dating, 
Robin and I had this running joke

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Yes it does everyone knows that
it's like general knowledge

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General Knowledge

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And we did it all the time

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Isn't it sad that I mean
in 2007 some countries...

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actually still condone corporal punishment

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Corporal Punishment

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Because once you start, 
it's surprisingly hard to stop

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Oh man I got kernel stuck in my teeth

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Kernel stuck in my teeth

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But now we were broken
up so when Marshall said

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but after the first year
i get a major pay raise

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We just let it slide

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You see on the surface, Robin and I
look like we were doing great

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But the truth is trying to be friends with
your ex is a lot hard than it looks.

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You can't be as candid as you used to be.

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So then this hot intern leans over my desk, 

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I can totally see she has a pierced...

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Brosnan.

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Pierce Brosnan is my
favorite of all the Bonds.

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But most importantly, you can
never, ever be alone together.

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I gotta go.

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I'm gonna go pay.

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- I'm gonna help Marshall pay.
- I'm gonna help Lily pee.

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All right, we have a turkey.

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Yeah, we do.

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Yeah, this is gonna be
the best Slapsgiving ever.

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What?

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I said this is going to be
the best Thanksgiving ever.

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Yeah, this is going to be great.

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Just the five of us, right?

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You've been on, like, three
dates with that guy.

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We haven't even met him.

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Well, he didn't have anywhere else
to go, and I didn't know what to say.

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- Is it really that big a deal?
- Yes.

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This is our first Thanksgiving.

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30 years from now, we're going
to look at the photos and say, 

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"Oh, there's the four people I
love most in the world.And Bob."

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Real Thanksgiving
happened over a month ago.

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"the real Thanksgiving"?

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Canadian Thanksgiving celebrates
explorer Martin Frobisher's valiant yet

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Oh, hey, by the way, if anyone
wants to come over early Thursday, 

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we can watch the Slapsgiving Day Parade.

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Well, there, you said it again.

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Said what?

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Slapsgiving.

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Kids, you remember the slap bet.

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A yearlier, Marshall made a bet with Barney
and won the right to slap him five times.

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And the second.

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But Marshall had something
special in store for the third.

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No, no.

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The countdown ends at 3:00
p.m. the day after Thanksgiving.

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I counted it out.

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How many days are in October?

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I like Halloween very much. Is nice.

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Is also tomorrow.

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Damn it!

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Wait, you're gonna slap
me on Thanksgiving?

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Slapsgiving.

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That's not allowed.

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china for the first time wants to say hell, no, 

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but yeah, I'm going to allow it.

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Well, you know what?

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If you're trying to freak me out
about spending Thanksgiving...

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Slapsgiving.

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At your place, then you failed.

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- Truth is, I'm not scared.
- Really?

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Right. 'Cause you blew it.

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The worst part about getting slapped is
not knowing when it's going to happen.

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And Thursday at 3:01 p.m.

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Oh, there's Bob!

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By the way, heads up, he's
a little bit older than us.

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How old is he?

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He's forty-one.

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Hey, Bob! Over here!

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But when your ex is dating
someone new, your...

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mind tends to accentuate their flaws.

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This is how I saw Bob.

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Hey, dudes, what's crackin'?

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- Hey, man, how are you?
- Good to meet you.

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Sorry I'm late.

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They were totally on my case:

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You ought to be stoked I found my bliss."

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And speaking of bliss, sugar me, baby.

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Let's go get a drink.

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Robin is dating Orville Redenbacher.

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What are you talking about?

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He's forty-one. He looks great.

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Yeah, du he's in pretty good shape.

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probably could kick your ass.

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How are you guys not seeing this?

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He's 150; Robin's 27.

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Barney, come on, what do you got?

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Nothing but respect for that man.

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Oh, by the way, we're all baking
pies at Robin's tomorrow.

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For the millionth time, sleep-eating is a...

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very serious and delicious
medical condition.

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Hey, uh, what time are you
guys going to Robin's?

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7:30.

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Perfect. Just to be safe, I'll
get there like 8:00,8:30.

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9:30 pm

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Sorry I'm late.

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Is Bob coming?

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No, he went to see Green Day.

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So it's...

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- Just the two of us.
- just the two of us.

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- Making pies.
- Pies.

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They're things that friends make together.

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Yeah, they do.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Great. Well, this is great.

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It'll give us a chance to catch up.

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Yeah.

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- I'm going to make a phone call.
- I'll put it in t oven.

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Hey, it's me.

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Listen, you have to come
over here and make pies.

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Yeah, I'll be there, absolutely.

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It's still kind of weird being alone
with Robin, but if you were here...

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Hey, say no more.

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I mean, when I pulled you
out of that burning wreckage, 

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I wasn't doing it to have
a battleship named after me.

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But if you insist, yes, I'll
be there for the christening.

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You're hitting on someone
right now, aren't you?

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No, I'm not going to
wear the medal of honor.

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That would just be tacky.

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So you're not coming to make pies.

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No, no.

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Thank you, Mr. President.

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Sorry.

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After a very long night, it
was finally the big holiday.

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Sorry, the two big holidays.

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Oh, Marshall, are you working
on the cranberry sauce?

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In a minute, baby.

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I've only got so many hands.

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You see what I got going on here?

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and then I'm going to slap you in your face.

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Please, you took out all the suspense.

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At precisely 3:00 a.m. I'm gonna
jump out of that closet right there

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and hack you all up with a machete.

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P.S. Fire is my one weakness.

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Hey, Ted.

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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You, too.

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- Is Lily in the kitchen?
- Yep.

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Great.

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- Marshall?
- Lily?

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- Yeah?
- Uh-huh?

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- Something really weird
happened last night.

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You may not realize this, 
but since we broke up, 

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Robin and I have never
really been alone together.

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So we're in the kitchen, starting
on the pies, and we realize, 

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we don't have a damn
thing to say to each other.

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I mean, you can't talk about
how close you used to be.

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You can't talk about
how close you're not now.

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And you know why?

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Because you don't want
to hurt someone you...

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I mean, what decent human
being would want to...

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cause any kind of emotional
or physical pain...

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You're still getting slapped.

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I wanted to leave, but I couldn't stick
her with making all the pies by herself.

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She was exhausted.

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I yawned like a million times
trying to get him to leave.

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Yeah, some people just can't take a hint.

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By the way, I'm really swamped in here.

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I'm not sure I have time
to mash those potatoes, 

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- you're standing right next to.
- And then Ted does the thing that

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- he always does when
there's an awkward silence.

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Yep.

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Masher's right there, next to the pot.

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He panics and says the first
thing that pops into his head.

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- Terrible.
- What?

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Then he makes it ten times more awkward.

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How do you respond to
something like that?

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Did you know that the Egyptian
pyramids can be seen from space?

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Probably?

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Ooh, the oven's pre-heated!

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Okay, um...

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the pecan pie is gonna take the longest.

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Why don't we put that one in first?

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Pecan pie? Why are we making that?

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Um, it's my favorite.

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- You're allergic.
- I know.

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I just like smelling it.

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It's like eating with your nose.

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So we're making a pie for Bob.

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Well... yeah.

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- She's got you making pies for this guy?
- Yeah.

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That is a real slap in the face.

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You know, you could have
just told me it was for Bob.

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Yeah, I-I just thought it might upset you.

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Upset me?

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Wait a second.

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Do you think that...

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do you think that I'm jealous of Bob?

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I don't know.

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Because he's a thousand years old.

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- No, Ted, what are you doing?
- Right?

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we can only talk about
the first Thanksgiving, 

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but he was actually there.

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Come on.

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I heard Noah gave him shotgun in the ark.

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Ted...

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The only reason I'm jealous of
Bob is that I'm just an architect, 

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but he discovered fire.
How do you top that?

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That's what friends do.

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It's mean.

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Well, how come we're all allowed to bust
on Barney when he dates some skanktron, 

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but when you sleep with the Crypt

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Secondly, have I said one word about
the parade of dubious conquests

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- Hey, that is...
- And if you and I are such good friends...

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why is baking a pie for Bob so weird?

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Yeah, if you and I are such good friends, 

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why couldn't you just tell
me that's what we were doing?

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Okay, maybe we should talk about this later.

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I-I should get going.

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Well, what are we doing?
It's Thanksgiving.

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I don't know. I'm sorry.

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- This is stupid.
- I'm sorry, too.

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- I'm glad we're friends.
- Me too

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you guys slept together last night?

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That is a terrible idea!

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Horrible idea.

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Relapse five!

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That's where we high-five, then
it's awkward for a little bit...

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and then we high-five again!

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What the hell were you doing?

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Let's review: You and Ted
broke up six months ago, 

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Yep.

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you're dating another man...

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You are correct, sir.

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who's coming to my Thanksgiving today...

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That is a truth-fact.

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an event Ted is also attending.

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Oh, Lily, it's not as bad as it sounds.

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Bob and I aren't that serious, and what
happened last night with Ted was a fluke.

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Well, did you guys at least talk about it?

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Clearly, we need to ignore this.

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Clearly, we need to talk about this.

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- We need to talk.
- Stuffed mushroom?

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Probably... Not?

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Ted, can we please just deal with this?

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Look, I'm not mad. I just think...

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Why would you be mad-- you started it?

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What? You're crazy!

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We called a truce, we hugged, 

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and when I tried to pull away, you
kept your hand on my neck.

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Only because your hand
was still around my waist.

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Oh, come on! You leaned into it.

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- I...leaned into it?
- Yeah.

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You're like the crappy kid in Little League
who knows he's not going to make contact, 

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so he just...

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"Oops, I got hit by the
pitch. Better take my base.

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This is Thanksgiving.

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Solve this right now.

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And if you have sex
again, neither of you gets dessert!

256
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Oh, what the hell kind of
Thanksgiving is this anyway?

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Um, most Thanksgivings.

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Don't stress, baby.

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Ooh, some classical music, maybe.

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Oh, my! Look at that.

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That means we're in the
final hour of the countdown.

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I'm not scared.

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Then why is your right cheek twitching?

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It's not...

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Maybe it's because Future
Me slaps Future You so hard, 

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it reverberates back to the
present, shattering the time-slap continuum.

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Please don't slap me.

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Oh, God! Don't slap me again!

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I don't want to get slapped again, and the
first two times hurt so bad, I don't like it!

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I don't like it one bit!

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I thought I ruined it by
putting a clock on it, Barney?

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Well, you didn't ruin it;
you made it so much worse!

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I can't eat. I can't sleep.

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You know what? I'm outta here.

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Well, no, no, no. You can't leave.

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Why can't I?

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Nowhere in the rules does it say that I
have to sit through sort of mental torture!

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You are allowed to slap my face, sir, 

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but you are not allowed
to slap my mind! Good day!

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- But it's Slapsgiving.
- No!

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It's Thanksgiving!

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Our first one as a married
couple, as grownups--

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and you're not even trying to be a part of it!

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None of you are!

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So...

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as Slap Bet Commissioner, I'm
issuing a ruling.

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Thanksgiving is a day of peace.

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There will be no slaps today!

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- What?
- Yes!

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What's up, dudes?

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Hey, Bob.

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- Baby, please...
- No!

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The Slap Bet Commissioner's word is final, 

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so get in the kitchen and
mash some potatoes, now.

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And for the rest of the day, we are going
to enjoy a civilized, grownup holiday.

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Not too grownup.

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I made Jell-O shots.

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We's gonna get silly, bitches.

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Look at us!

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We can't be alone together, can we?

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Apparently not.

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What does that mean?

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We're supposed to be friends.

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Well... We aren't friends, are we?

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Not really. We avoid each other.

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We smile politely.

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We're two people who pretend to be friends
because it would be inconvenient not to.

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Well, maybe we should stop pretending.

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Maybe we should.

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So...

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Oh, what do we do now?

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Yeah.

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And then that's it.

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Okay.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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So we sat down to our first
Thanksgiving together as a group...

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and, apparently, our last.

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Marshall, you're not eating.

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Nope. This sucks.Eat up and leave.

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Well, then, I'd like to say something.

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If that's cool?

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today, Lily did something great.

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Not only did she gather us all here
together and cook a delicious meal, 

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but she also started a new tradition.

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We're gonna do this again next
year, and the year after that--

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maybe for the rest of our lives.

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I think that's pretty
amazing if you think about it.

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And it's all thanks to you, Lily.

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So, to the first of many
Thanksgivings together.

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This is rad!

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A nice, small, simple Thanksgiving.

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I'm the youngest of ten in my
family, so our Thanksgiving is a mess.

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And then a funny thing happened...

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It's really a major buzz-kill.

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- Major Buzz-kill.
- Major Buzz-kill.

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Oh, no...

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I thought we were done with that?

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I guess we're not.

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Guess we're not.

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You see kids, friendship
is an involuntary reflex--

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it just happens, you can't help it.

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That first Thanksgiving turned
out to be a wonderful...

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dinner with the four people
I love most in the world...

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and Bob.

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And it did become a tradition.

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That's why every year, we go to Aunt Lily
and Uncle Marshall's for Thanksgiving.

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Hey, check it out!

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We're in the last 20 seconds of
Marshall's countdown to nothing.

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Barney, put it away.

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How does it feel, Marshall, to
sit there, impotently--

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your large, flaccid hand, just
dangling in the wind?

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The slap will occur in ten...

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I will in... five...

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four...

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You can slap him.

356
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What?

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Wait, you...

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That's three!

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And as a special, added bonus, I've
composed a song just for this occasion.

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Ted, lights!

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* What is this feelin' *

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* That's put you in your place? *

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* A hot, red burnin' on the side of your face *

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* You feel the blood rush to your cheek *

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* Tears start to fill your eyes *

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* And your lips are tremblin' *

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* But you can't speak, you're tryin' *

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* Oh, you're tryin' *

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* Not to cry! *

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* Ya just got sla-apped *

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* And everybody laughed and clapped *

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* It was awesome *

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* Wait, you just got... *

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* Slapped. *

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Happy Slapsgiving, everybody.

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well guys have fun

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well this is gonna be a major clean-up

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Major Clean-up

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that's the general idea

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General Idea