1 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:05,010 - Hey. Hey, guys, how's it going? 2 00:00:05,112 --> 00:00:07,205 - I'm just gonna finish this. - You... 3 00:00:08,983 --> 00:00:11,008 We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé. 4 00:00:11,118 --> 00:00:12,415 They're getting married before us. 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,579 Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day 6 00:00:14,689 --> 00:00:15,815 ever since you were a little girl? 7 00:00:15,923 --> 00:00:17,356 - Yeah. - Totally. 8 00:00:17,458 --> 00:00:19,722 My sister is stealing my dream wedding. 9 00:00:19,827 --> 00:00:23,285 Down to every last detail, on Shelter Island, at sunset... 10 00:00:23,698 --> 00:00:27,759 ...just down the beach from our family's old summer house. 11 00:00:27,869 --> 00:00:32,033 - It's my dream wedding. - I'm gonna finish this. 12 00:00:34,475 --> 00:00:37,809 - The lamb here is supposed to be great. - I'm a vegan. 13 00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,381 I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me 14 00:00:40,482 --> 00:00:42,973 that says eating animals is murder, 15 00:00:43,085 --> 00:00:46,350 but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are. 16 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:48,719 That's 'cause you need protein. 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,286 I'll have the lamb. 18 00:00:53,228 --> 00:00:57,528 Okay, new goal, I want our wedding to kick her wedding's ass. 19 00:00:57,633 --> 00:00:59,794 I want our wedding to take her wedding's head 20 00:00:59,902 --> 00:01:02,530 and shove it in the toilet and flush it, like, 20 times. 21 00:01:02,638 --> 00:01:06,165 Ted, in high school, you were her wedding, weren't you? 22 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,576 You know, she's always trying to one-up me. 23 00:01:09,678 --> 00:01:11,669 I mean, I love her, but there's a little part of me 24 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,714 that kind of wishes this whole thing would just fall apart. 25 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:17,047 I hate him. I hate him. I hate him! 26 00:01:17,152 --> 00:01:20,087 God, this steak is so good! Four days to go and he just runs off 27 00:01:20,188 --> 00:01:22,281 with a vitamin consultant from Whole Foods? 28 00:01:22,391 --> 00:01:25,519 I gave up make-up for him. I gave up showering for him. 29 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:29,893 - I gave up shaving my armpits for him. - Hard to imagine where it all went wrong. 30 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:31,629 And now it's so close to the wedding... 31 00:01:31,733 --> 00:01:34,031 There's like bacon or something in this dipping sauce. I love it. 32 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:37,264 I can't get any refunds. I'm gonna be out thousands of dollars. 33 00:01:37,372 --> 00:01:39,237 Kids, when you're in a relationship, 34 00:01:39,341 --> 00:01:41,935 you develop a kind of telepathy with your partner. 35 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:45,303 What do you think? We could help her out. 36 00:01:45,414 --> 00:01:48,384 No, Stella, we should help her out. 37 00:01:49,752 --> 00:01:51,515 Let's pay for dinner. 38 00:01:52,622 --> 00:01:56,490 Nora, don't worry. We got this. 39 00:01:57,093 --> 00:01:58,151 That's right. 40 00:01:58,261 --> 00:02:01,128 We'll take over your wedding, pay you back for everything you spent. 41 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:03,892 Ted and I will get married this Sunday. 42 00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:27,782 Wow! We're getting married this Sunday? Are we sure we're ready for this? 43 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:30,484 Ted, I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad 44 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:34,256 to decide he was ready for this, but he never got ready for this. 45 00:02:34,364 --> 00:02:38,596 That's why we never got married. Come on, let's just be spontaneous. 46 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:42,364 I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this. 47 00:02:42,472 --> 00:02:46,499 Okay, I'm in. And I'm also spontaneous. 48 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:53,106 I wish I hadn't done that. 49 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:56,946 Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories, 50 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:59,750 but this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now. 51 00:02:59,857 --> 00:03:02,553 Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding. 52 00:03:02,993 --> 00:03:06,292 If someone had given me that advice, well, it would have changed everything. 53 00:03:06,397 --> 00:03:08,627 Come on, you've got to come. It's my wedding. 54 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:10,563 I can't. I'm in Tokyo. 55 00:03:11,101 --> 00:03:13,968 It's my first week on the job. I can't just take off. 56 00:03:14,371 --> 00:03:17,807 Plus, I'm finally doing serious news. 57 00:03:19,209 --> 00:03:20,938 Robin was doing serious news. 58 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:23,677 It was the number one English news network in Japan. 59 00:03:23,781 --> 00:03:25,681 Of course, the news is a little different over there. 60 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:34,818 The Federal Reserve Board voted to leave interest rates unchanged. 61 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,518 It's my wedding. You have to be there. 62 00:03:37,628 --> 00:03:40,222 Okay. Okay. I'll be there. I gotta go. 63 00:03:42,466 --> 00:03:43,490 Good evening. 64 00:03:46,036 --> 00:03:48,027 And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. 65 00:03:48,839 --> 00:03:51,569 Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East. 66 00:03:51,675 --> 00:03:55,270 Despite a promising start to the latest negotiations, 67 00:03:55,379 --> 00:03:58,007 talks foundered on security issues. 68 00:03:58,649 --> 00:04:00,549 - She's in. - Yes. 69 00:04:00,651 --> 00:04:02,676 All right, Ted, your bachelor party, tonight. 70 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:03,844 I have got three of the most 71 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:07,754 physically and morally flexible exotic dancers you've ever seen... 72 00:04:07,859 --> 00:04:09,724 - Can't. There's no time. - Okay, I'll let you know how it goes. 73 00:04:09,828 --> 00:04:12,160 Marshall, we should really rent the cars for tomorrow, huh? 74 00:04:12,263 --> 00:04:13,355 Sure. 75 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:20,198 - What? - No "Don't get married, Ted"? 76 00:04:20,305 --> 00:04:23,001 No "You're making a big mistake, Ted"? 77 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:28,512 Barney Stinson, are you no longer committed to the war on marriage? 78 00:04:28,613 --> 00:04:31,673 No, I just know a hopeless cause when I see it. 79 00:04:31,783 --> 00:04:33,842 It's the same reason I don't recycle. 80 00:04:33,952 --> 00:04:38,889 Plus, Ted getting married is in my best interest. You see, 81 00:04:39,624 --> 00:04:42,787 lately I've been working on a problem of the utmost importance. 82 00:04:44,763 --> 00:04:46,492 I confess I was stumped. 83 00:04:46,598 --> 00:04:49,465 Until one night I decided to tackle it once and for all. 84 00:05:03,815 --> 00:05:07,444 Then, at last, I cracked the code. 85 00:05:14,392 --> 00:05:17,259 - So you're back on Robin. - Hopefully. 86 00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:19,624 I mean, this weekend is the best chance ever 87 00:05:19,732 --> 00:05:21,131 to hook up with her again. 88 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:24,066 You'll never pull it off. There's too many distractions. 89 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,195 The first drunk bridesmaid you see, 90 00:05:26,305 --> 00:05:30,002 you'll have your head under her dress like an old-time photographer. 91 00:05:30,109 --> 00:05:32,373 Lily, don't cheapen this. 92 00:05:32,478 --> 00:05:36,414 I don't want to sound all mushy-gushy and romantic, 93 00:05:36,515 --> 00:05:39,916 but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm banging. 94 00:05:41,053 --> 00:05:42,077 And so, the day before our wedding, 95 00:05:42,855 --> 00:05:46,086 Stella and I made the trip up to Shelter Island. 96 00:05:46,192 --> 00:05:48,285 With everyone else not far behind. 97 00:05:48,828 --> 00:05:50,227 - Zitch dog. - Zitch dog. 98 00:05:53,132 --> 00:05:56,067 This isn't exactly where I pictured Ted getting married. 99 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:59,365 "The Namasté Yoga and Meditation Collective. " 100 00:05:59,471 --> 00:06:02,031 I don't know about you guys, but nama-stay here any longer than I have to. 101 00:06:04,076 --> 00:06:07,045 All right, sweetie, go check in with that dirty hippie over there 102 00:06:07,146 --> 00:06:09,171 and we'll get some drinks. 103 00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:13,913 So, what Scotches you got? 104 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:17,546 Here at the Center, we have a very strict no-alcohol policy. 105 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:21,616 Great, and all the meals are included, right? 106 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:24,218 Yep, and they're all 100% vegan. 107 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:31,404 No. I need alcohol. I'm not gonna get Robin with this stuff. 108 00:06:31,738 --> 00:06:36,471 Look at this. "Berry Blaster Brain Revitalizer. " 109 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:39,238 My God, some of these drinks could actually make a girl smarter. 110 00:06:39,346 --> 00:06:41,246 What sort of hell has Ted brought us to? 111 00:06:41,348 --> 00:06:44,374 - There's no meat. - There's no alcohol. 112 00:06:45,018 --> 00:06:46,144 It gets worse. 113 00:06:46,253 --> 00:06:47,948 I'm 90% sure that guy you were talking with 114 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:50,522 used to be lead singer of the Spin Doctors. 115 00:06:52,626 --> 00:06:56,187 Hey, guys, Stella and I have a little problem. 116 00:06:56,730 --> 00:06:58,925 All the programs look great. 117 00:06:59,032 --> 00:07:01,899 I mean, it's not our names on the front, but otherwise, really nice. 118 00:07:02,002 --> 00:07:04,300 Hey, I talked to Robin. 119 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:07,635 She's running a little bit late, but she'll be here just under the wire. 120 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:10,539 - You invited Robin? - Yeah, of course. 121 00:07:10,644 --> 00:07:14,774 You never told me that. I'm not sure how I feel about that. 122 00:07:14,881 --> 00:07:17,714 Can I help? You feel glad. 123 00:07:18,885 --> 00:07:22,616 - But you like Robin. - Yeah, but she's your ex-girlfriend. 124 00:07:22,722 --> 00:07:23,950 - It's weird. - It's not weird. 125 00:07:24,057 --> 00:07:25,285 It is weird. 126 00:07:25,392 --> 00:07:28,327 You don't get what it's like for a bride to see her groom's ex at their wedding. 127 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:30,285 Stella. 128 00:07:31,798 --> 00:07:35,063 Your new husband used to nail me, like, three times a day. 129 00:07:38,172 --> 00:07:40,265 Having exes around... 130 00:07:40,374 --> 00:07:44,140 I don't know, it brings up unresolved things. 131 00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,645 How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there? 132 00:07:47,748 --> 00:07:51,149 Come on, we're just friends. Plus, Robin and I already had our backslide, 133 00:07:51,252 --> 00:07:53,720 last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago. 134 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:56,790 Did you place a large bet against yourself in this argument? 135 00:07:56,891 --> 00:07:58,449 She already got her ticket. 136 00:07:58,559 --> 00:08:02,791 Ted, it's important to me. I mean, I would never invite Lucy's dad. 137 00:08:02,897 --> 00:08:05,627 I wouldn't care if you did. Tony's great. Let's invite him, too. 138 00:08:05,733 --> 00:08:09,260 No, Tony is the last person I want at our wedding, okay? 139 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:13,398 And Robin is a close second. 140 00:08:15,443 --> 00:08:17,377 Robin's probably about to get on the plane. 141 00:08:17,478 --> 00:08:19,878 Plus, she left a really important job for this. 142 00:08:19,981 --> 00:08:25,044 Spurred by environmental concerns and high gasoline prices, 143 00:08:25,152 --> 00:08:29,589 sales of hybrid vehicles have risen 11% over the previous year. 144 00:08:30,091 --> 00:08:31,422 What should I do? 145 00:08:31,525 --> 00:08:34,688 I don't know. I kind of get the "no exes" thing. 146 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:37,525 Why ask a failed romance to come and watch your successful one? 147 00:08:37,631 --> 00:08:40,361 You know, it's like inviting the Seattle Mariners to a World Series game. 148 00:08:40,468 --> 00:08:42,402 It's just weird for everyone. 149 00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:46,371 - What? No. Robin has to come. - Right. She's like my best friend. 150 00:08:46,474 --> 00:08:47,566 - Hey! - Whoa! 151 00:08:47,675 --> 00:08:49,371 Female friend. My best female friend. 152 00:08:49,478 --> 00:08:51,969 Hey! Whoa! I don't care. Why fake it? 153 00:08:53,315 --> 00:08:56,284 - Dude, Robin has to be here. - She shouldn't come. 154 00:08:56,385 --> 00:08:59,786 - What are you... - Justice Aldrin, tie-breaking vote. 155 00:09:01,089 --> 00:09:06,288 Okay, wouldn't feel right without Robin. But you don't mess with the bride. 156 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:08,053 I'm gonna tell her not to come. 157 00:09:08,163 --> 00:09:10,256 - No, Ted. - It's the right decision, Ted. 158 00:09:10,365 --> 00:09:12,458 This is gonna be, like, the worst phone conversation of all time. 159 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:16,703 Ted, Ted, Ted. Co-best man, I'm on it. 160 00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,575 - Hello? - Robin, where are you? 161 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,943 Just heading to the airport. 162 00:09:27,249 --> 00:09:30,013 Okay, we'll see you soon. Have a great flight. 163 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:36,489 Bad news. I couldn't reach her. Robin's already on her way. 164 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:45,129 Okay, Robin's on her way. You know what? I'm glad. 165 00:09:45,233 --> 00:09:47,360 Exes should be allowed to come to weddings. 166 00:09:47,469 --> 00:09:49,562 I'll just tell Stella she's got to deal with it. 167 00:09:49,671 --> 00:09:53,107 I think you need to be more delicate with Stella about this whole Robin thing. 168 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:54,436 What do you mean by delicate? 169 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:57,341 Brides are under a lot of stress before a wedding. 170 00:09:57,446 --> 00:09:59,915 I mean, of course, I held it together pretty well. 171 00:10:02,785 --> 00:10:03,774 You don't remember? 172 00:10:05,888 --> 00:10:10,882 The florist just told me the roses are more light medium pink than medium pink. 173 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,923 Light medium pink! Everything's ruined. 174 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:21,196 Our wedding site uses a gravity furnace instead of forced-air heating. 175 00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:25,900 That's the one thing I cared about. Why are we even getting married? 176 00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:33,012 Blobbity-blah. Wickity-wah. Eeky, eeky, eeky, eeky whee! 177 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,545 After a while, it's all noise. 178 00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:41,790 Poor Stella's had to jam months of crazy into just three days. 179 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:42,983 So what do I do? 180 00:10:43,092 --> 00:10:46,789 You wait for the next crisis, you solve it, you're a hero. 181 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:50,059 Then you bring up the Robin thing, but this time she'll say yes. 182 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,827 Yeah, but what if there's no next crisis? 183 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:56,367 She's a bride. There will be a next crisis. 184 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:02,439 - There's a next crisis. - Awesome! What is it? 185 00:11:02,545 --> 00:11:05,810 My daughter, my own daughter isn't coming to our wedding. 186 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,007 What? 187 00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:08,712 Tony's supposed to drive her up tomorrow, 188 00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:11,947 but now he's being all petty about me getting married, and he won't do it. 189 00:11:12,055 --> 00:11:14,888 It's been five years. Why can't we just move on already? 190 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:18,192 So first thing tomorrow I drive down, talk to him, 191 00:11:18,295 --> 00:11:21,856 get him to let me drive Lucy up, then, boom, crisis solved. 192 00:11:21,965 --> 00:11:24,593 Stella's happy. Robin comes to the wedding. 193 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:28,504 - Hey. You Barney? - Yes. 194 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:31,130 I hear you're a real man whore, so listen up. 195 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:34,699 Tomorrow night I want to do things so dirty and so depraved 196 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:37,507 that I forget that this was supposed to be my wedding. 197 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:41,080 - I'm kind of here with someone. - Bring her. 198 00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:44,117 You're never going to make it. 199 00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:47,414 So, the morning of my wedding day, 200 00:11:47,524 --> 00:11:50,823 I made the trip back to Tony's house to get Lucy. 201 00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,923 - Hey! - Tony! 202 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,493 Doing a little karate? 203 00:12:00,938 --> 00:12:04,738 Sorry, sorry, man. You just set off my internal defense alarm. 204 00:12:04,841 --> 00:12:07,309 You got to watch these things. Stay alert, stay alive. 205 00:12:07,411 --> 00:12:09,538 - Right. - So what brings you here? 206 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,238 I thought you'd be off in some honeymoon suite 207 00:12:11,348 --> 00:12:12,838 with my woman right now. 208 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:15,942 - Not yet. Soon. - That's right, tonight's the night. 209 00:12:16,053 --> 00:12:19,251 Yeah! Man, you are going to be sticking it 210 00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:21,222 to the mother of my child. 211 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,453 Actually, I've already stuck it to her plenty of times. 212 00:12:23,561 --> 00:12:26,758 - Why do I always have to correct people? - Man, you and Stella. 213 00:12:26,864 --> 00:12:30,300 You lucky dog. I could just... 214 00:12:33,738 --> 00:12:35,729 I'm so happy for you guys. 215 00:12:36,874 --> 00:12:40,071 Yeah. Hey, listen. Here's the thing. Lucy... 216 00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:42,112 - You can't take her. - Tony, stop. 217 00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:45,410 Look, this is a big day for Lucy, too. 218 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,006 You're going to have to put aside your own issues 219 00:12:47,118 --> 00:12:50,087 and think about what's best for her here. Whether you like it or not, 220 00:12:50,221 --> 00:12:54,419 she really should be at her mother's wedding. So, I'm taking Lucy with me. 221 00:12:58,696 --> 00:13:01,995 You're right, man. You're right. 222 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:06,028 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just, seeing you guys, 223 00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:09,596 it's made me realize everything I had. 224 00:13:09,974 --> 00:13:13,569 Hey, hey, hey. Let's stop hugging. 225 00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:19,115 I'm sorry. It's just, Lucy means the world to me. 226 00:13:19,217 --> 00:13:21,310 And I feel like I'm losing her to this new family, 227 00:13:21,419 --> 00:13:23,785 - a family I'm not even a part of. - Come on, sure you are. 228 00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:26,015 No, I'm not. I wasn't even invited to the wedding. 229 00:13:26,124 --> 00:13:27,591 Well, you are now. 230 00:13:27,692 --> 00:13:28,660 Thank you! 231 00:13:31,897 --> 00:13:33,159 Road trip. 232 00:13:34,366 --> 00:13:35,333 Right? 233 00:13:38,804 --> 00:13:40,965 Road trip two, back in the car. 234 00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:47,401 So, today's the day. You hydrating? 235 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,746 Dear female, thank you for your interest in Barney Stinson. 236 00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:52,976 Your back is going to look like a Jackson Pollock. 237 00:13:54,286 --> 00:13:56,982 I regret to inform you that at this time... 238 00:13:57,089 --> 00:13:59,649 I was a vegan for two years. I need meat. 239 00:14:00,859 --> 00:14:03,521 ...there are currently no positions available. 240 00:14:03,629 --> 00:14:06,427 I'm a yoga instructor. Every position is available. 241 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,725 Your room, 20 minutes. No foreplay. 242 00:14:13,472 --> 00:14:15,963 - I'm not going to make it, am I? - Not a chance. 243 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,878 Okay, just remember, let me talk to Stella first, okay? 244 00:14:23,982 --> 00:14:27,383 Mommy! Mommy! Ted invited Daddy! 245 00:14:27,953 --> 00:14:32,515 Hi, sweetie. I missed you. Give me just a sec, okay? 246 00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:34,785 Hey. - Hey, Tony. 247 00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:37,389 - Hey. - You invited Tony? 248 00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:38,759 To our wedding? 249 00:14:38,865 --> 00:14:41,857 Ted, we talked about this. No exes at our wedding. 250 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:46,598 - Why would you do this? - Boy, what did Ted do this time? 251 00:14:53,012 --> 00:14:55,879 Ted, what is Robin doing here? I thought I made myself clear. 252 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,450 No exes at our wedding. 253 00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:02,544 - To be fair, your ex is here. - You invited him! 254 00:15:02,655 --> 00:15:05,488 - Come on, it's not weird. - It is weird. 255 00:15:05,592 --> 00:15:08,390 It's like things are not finished between you two. 256 00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:11,089 And Tony... I can't deal with Tony right now. 257 00:15:11,197 --> 00:15:13,028 Can you please go out there and tell him to leave? 258 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,226 You can make me the bad guy. 259 00:15:15,335 --> 00:15:18,930 I'll go talk to Robin so she knows it's nothing personal. 260 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:20,604 Okay. 261 00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:23,232 And, kids, if I had just let Stella talk to Robin, 262 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:24,571 this whole story might have ended differently. 263 00:15:26,312 --> 00:15:27,506 I understand. 264 00:15:28,381 --> 00:15:29,541 I get it. 265 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,878 For the first time, Ted and Stella Mosby. 266 00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,949 And that's how I met your mother. 267 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:40,086 Blah, blah, blah. Is your dad finally done yakking? 268 00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:42,627 Now, come on, who wants ice cream? 269 00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:44,927 But I didn't. 270 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,157 Look, can you talk to Tony? 271 00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:49,566 Robin flew all the way here from Tokyo. I should talk to her. 272 00:15:50,571 --> 00:15:53,062 - Sure. - Okay. 273 00:15:57,311 --> 00:15:58,300 - Hi. - Hey. 274 00:15:58,412 --> 00:16:00,209 - Sorry about running off like that. - It's okay. 275 00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:04,717 You would not believe the trip I just had. I was on a plane for almost a full day. 276 00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,844 But it is worth it to see you get married. 277 00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,683 - How could I not be here... - You can't come to the wedding. 278 00:16:08,789 --> 00:16:10,381 - Thank God. - What? 279 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,221 - Ted, it's weird. - It's not weird. 280 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:16,888 It is weird. Do you know how it feels to be somebody's ex at their wedding? 281 00:16:16,997 --> 00:16:18,123 - Robin. - Stella. 282 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,164 Suck it, bitch. I win. 283 00:16:24,371 --> 00:16:28,899 - We broke up over a year ago. - Yeah, but that's not that long ago. 284 00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:30,567 Watching you marry another woman 285 00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:33,909 isn't exactly something I was looking forward to. 286 00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:36,539 I don't know, I just thought if I ever changed my mind 287 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:41,485 about marriage and kids, it was... It was nice to know that you were there. 288 00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:43,489 So, I was your safety school. How flattering. 289 00:16:43,591 --> 00:16:45,149 That's not it. It's just that... 290 00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:48,353 Why are you bringing any of this up? There's nothing between us anymore. 291 00:16:48,462 --> 00:16:52,455 Well, maybe there is. I mean, of course, there is. 292 00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:56,798 That kind of stuff just doesn't disappear without a trace. 293 00:16:56,904 --> 00:16:59,271 Look, I'm not just another guest here, Ted. 294 00:16:59,374 --> 00:17:02,571 Right. We used to date, but we both moved on. 295 00:17:02,677 --> 00:17:05,168 And, look, we got what we wanted. I'm getting married. 296 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,043 You got your dream job in Tokyo. 297 00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:09,639 - And they all lived happily ever... - I quit my job. 298 00:17:09,751 --> 00:17:12,242 - You what? - I'm moving back to New York. 299 00:17:12,354 --> 00:17:17,849 I thought I wanted that job, but I want to come back to my real life. 300 00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:24,121 - And I think you should go back to yours. - What's that supposed to mean? 301 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:31,204 Don't get married. Look, you're rushing into this. 302 00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:34,605 It's like you're trying to skip ahead to the end of the book. 303 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:36,677 Ted, you're the most romantic guy I know. 304 00:17:36,778 --> 00:17:40,214 You stole a blue French horn for me. You tried to make it rain. 305 00:17:40,315 --> 00:17:42,806 - I did make it rain. - It was a coincidence. 306 00:17:42,918 --> 00:17:47,651 But after all that, this is how your great romantic quest comes to an end? 307 00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:50,020 You're just disappearing into someone else's wedding, 308 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:54,562 someone else's house, someone else's life without a second thought. 309 00:17:54,663 --> 00:17:57,689 That's not the amazing ending that you deserve. 310 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,263 That's not Ted Mosby. 311 00:18:05,173 --> 00:18:06,640 I love Stella. 312 00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:10,873 She's the one. If you really feel that way, 313 00:18:12,582 --> 00:18:16,450 I guess it's a good thing you're not coming to the wedding after all. 314 00:18:24,927 --> 00:18:27,259 - Big fight? - Yeah. 315 00:18:28,164 --> 00:18:31,622 Here, it's on the house. 316 00:18:32,168 --> 00:18:33,965 Just keep them coming. 317 00:18:35,905 --> 00:18:38,100 Oh, God, do not keep them coming. 318 00:18:43,279 --> 00:18:48,717 - Hey, Robin. - Barney. I am having a horrible day. 319 00:18:48,818 --> 00:18:50,877 I snuck some Scotch in from the duty-free store. 320 00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:51,976 You want to join me? 321 00:18:52,088 --> 00:18:54,682 Yeah, yeah. Let's go to your room. Far away from this room. 322 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:57,452 - And we can knock it back. - They didn't get me a room. 323 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,329 I was actually hoping I could stay with you. 324 00:19:01,063 --> 00:19:05,557 No problem. I just have to straighten up little bit. 325 00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:07,863 I've got some clothes on the floor, and... 326 00:19:10,906 --> 00:19:13,773 - A naked girl tied to your headboard. - Towels all over the bathroom. It's a mess. 327 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:17,004 So, anyway, give me 10 minutes to get the place in order... 328 00:19:17,113 --> 00:19:18,604 See you, Barney. 329 00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:19,882 I... 330 00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:22,548 She... 331 00:19:31,061 --> 00:19:32,551 Okay, let's do this. 332 00:19:33,664 --> 00:19:35,427 Who the hell is that? 333 00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:37,996 It's the girl from the front desk. 334 00:19:40,037 --> 00:19:43,200 Lovers, they try 335 00:19:43,306 --> 00:19:47,299 They try to whip the stars into compliance 336 00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:51,006 Kids, sometimes you think you're living out one story, 337 00:19:51,114 --> 00:19:53,844 but the truth turns out to be something else entirely. 338 00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:57,977 Don't want to knock the planets out of alignment 339 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:03,218 At the time, I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding. 340 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,794 You're gonna wait a long time 341 00:20:08,899 --> 00:20:11,129 Wait a long time 342 00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:14,294 If only I'd understood what the real story was. 343 00:20:19,109 --> 00:20:23,068 If you're looking for an invitation 344 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:28,379 Having exes around... I don't know, it brings up unresolved things. 345 00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:32,981 You're never gonna get one 346 00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:34,524 How do you know that that spark won't come back 347 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,819 with your ex sitting out there? 348 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,623 It's like things are not finished between you two. 349 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:48,968 I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide he was ready for this. 350 00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:53,743 Seeing you guys, it's made me realize everything I had. 351 00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:57,341 I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this. 352 00:20:58,316 --> 00:21:03,344 Wait a long time, wait a long time 353 00:21:03,454 --> 00:21:07,948 Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding.