1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:02,839 Hey, guys. Hey. 2 00:00:02,840 --> 00:00:04,669 It's freezing out there. Where's your coat? 3 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:06,959 Ted, I'm canadian. I don't need a coat. 4 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,499 This kind of weather is nothing for me. 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,809 Yeah. This is like a spring day back in minnesota, 6 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:11,939 If it weren't for all the taxis 7 00:00:11,940 --> 00:00:14,290 And the skyscrapers and non-white people. 8 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,939 There aren't any black people in minnesota? 9 00:00:15,940 --> 00:00:17,450 Not if prince is on tour. 10 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:34,069 Well, my sister's plane got in an hour ago, 11 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,839 Or as a meteorologist might say, 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,369 Hurricane heather has just made landfall. 13 00:00:38,370 --> 00:00:40,219 Come on. She's not that bad. 14 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:42,359 Here's the back of heather's baseball card. 15 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,439 It took her six years 16 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,039 To graduate from three different colleges, 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:47,079 During which time she wrecked two cars, 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,829 Got married for five days, 19 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:50,579 And lived in a tree for nine weeks, 20 00:00:50,580 --> 00:00:52,519 Only to realize that no one had any intention 21 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,830 Of cutting it down. 22 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:55,539 And now, heather says 23 00:00:55,540 --> 00:00:56,779 She's moving to new york. 24 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:58,519 Wow, that's big news. 25 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,709 She's never gonna go through with it. 26 00:00:59,710 --> 00:01:01,639 Remember a few years back when she talked about transferring 27 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,269 To nyu? And then, 28 00:01:03,270 --> 00:01:05,539 On the day of the admissions interview... 29 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,649 Heather? 30 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,670 Where's my couch and my tv? 31 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,409 I sold them 32 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:14,180 For nine inch nails tickets. 33 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:16,509 The tv alone is worth two grand. 34 00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:20,080 Well, a last-minute plane ticket is expensive. 35 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,819 Wait. Where are you? 36 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,800 Somewhere in spain. 37 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:27,250 Oh! Gotta go. Slow song. 38 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,270 Oh, crap. 39 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,299 It's barney. 40 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,069 So? 41 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,629 For all the years heather's been visiting new york, 42 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,389 Ted's never let barney meet her. 43 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:39,689 And I never will. 44 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:43,170 Every year when the mosby family christmas card shows up... 45 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:46,189 Pulling down her pants 46 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:48,329 Yanking off my own 47 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,569 Underneath the mistletoe 48 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,289 I'll make your sister moan 49 00:01:52,290 --> 00:01:54,359 Oh! Heather's hot, Heather's hot 50 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,979 And we'll go all the way... 51 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:58,409 I wish I could see her naked 52 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,349 I wish I could see her naked 53 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:02,569 I wish I could see her naked 54 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:05,230 And down on all fours. 55 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:07,779 Ted has a little sister 56 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,349 Gets hotter every day 57 00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:12,339 And if I ever meet her with her boobies I will play! 58 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:15,100 Everybody! Sister, sister, sister! 59 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:17,770 What? I can celebrate hanukkah, too. 60 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:20,669 Oh, it's him again. 61 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:22,160 I should probably get it. 62 00:02:22,330 --> 00:02:23,239 Hey, barney. 63 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,909 Hey. What's on tap for tonight? 64 00:02:24,910 --> 00:02:26,729 Oh, we're heading over to marshall and lily's 65 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,299 For a kathy bates movie marathon, 66 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:29,369 But not misery. 67 00:02:29,370 --> 00:02:30,540 You wanna join us...? 68 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,930 Oh. He hung up. 69 00:02:37,540 --> 00:02:40,419 Hey. Oh, it's great to see you. 70 00:02:40,420 --> 00:02:42,259 Hey, kiddo. You look great. 71 00:02:42,260 --> 00:02:43,539 How are things back home? 72 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,639 Well, I moved into your old room. 73 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:46,709 Did you know that you can see 74 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:49,209 Strange mrs. Gottwald's bedroom across the street? 75 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:50,299 Oh, yes. 76 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,809 I am aware of that. 77 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:52,819 How's she looking? 78 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,169 Ted, she's 62. 79 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:55,750 Answer the question. 80 00:02:55,890 --> 00:02:57,530 Surprisingly perky. 81 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,419 Man, it is cold out there. 82 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:03,730 Why, hello. 83 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:08,200 I've been waiting for you. 84 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:10,509 Wait a second. That's not our chair. 85 00:03:10,510 --> 00:03:12,759 Did you bring that chair yourself? 86 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,580 I needed one that swivels. 87 00:03:17,620 --> 00:03:19,240 Heather mosby... 88 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:23,080 Barney. Stinson. 89 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,740 Um... How did you even know heather was coming into town? 90 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,479 Never tell me anything! 91 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:38,229 You know I can't keep secrets around christmas! 92 00:03:38,230 --> 00:03:40,320 Robin's giving you an ipod! 93 00:03:41,450 --> 00:03:42,649 Ted, can I chat with you 94 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:44,270 For a sec in the kitchen? 95 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,580 No one touch the chair. It's a rental. 96 00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:49,589 I can't believe you've been 97 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:51,789 Hiding your sister from me all these years. 98 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:52,959 Do you blame me? 99 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,429 You're like weird al yankovic 100 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:56,980 If he only wrote christmas songs about banging my sister. 101 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,990 Okay. First of all, I'm flattered. 102 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:04,559 Secondly, they're just jokes. 103 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,779 A bro can joke about another bro's sister. 104 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,029 It doesn't mean I'm ever gonna act on it. 105 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:11,139 Look, I love my sister, and as her older brother, 106 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:14,000 It's my job to protect her from guys like you. 107 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:15,419 You don't trust me, do you? 108 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,419 No. And I don't trust her either. 109 00:04:17,420 --> 00:04:19,280 Fine. Great. 110 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:22,930 I guess I'll just... Take my chair and go. 111 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:30,450 Wait... Stop... Come back... 112 00:04:31,590 --> 00:04:34,100 Lily and I are taking heather out for dinner on sunday. 113 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,199 Do you wanna come? 114 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,030 I already called hurley's and added a fourth. 115 00:04:37,230 --> 00:04:38,579 You really can't tell lily anything. 116 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:40,260 No, you can't tell her... Jeez. 117 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:41,779 That year, the holidays 118 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:43,869 Were really making aunt robin miss canada, 119 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:45,619 So marshall brought her to the spot he went 120 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,809 Whenever he got homesick 121 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,469 The walleye saloon. 122 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,599 Evening, everybody. 123 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,419 Marshall! 124 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,239 Meet robin. 125 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,529 Robin! 126 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:55,669 Go back to drinking. 127 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,719 Drinking! 128 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,719 What's up, marshall? 129 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,289 Hey, what's u...? Whoa! Bud! 130 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:01,939 What's with the hitch in your giddyap? 131 00:05:01,940 --> 00:05:03,609 Oh, I was playing some hockey today. 132 00:05:03,610 --> 00:05:04,819 Tore up something in my knee. 133 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:05,959 Did you go to the hospital? 134 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,369 Nah. I just poured some beer on it. 135 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:08,759 Can't miss the vikes game. 136 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:10,579 Twin cities! 137 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:12,070 Oh, yeah! 138 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:14,529 I love the guys here. 139 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:15,529 They're real men. 140 00:05:15,530 --> 00:05:18,499 No hair products or manicures. 141 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:21,059 All new york guys are like 10% girl. 142 00:05:21,060 --> 00:05:23,169 Come on. That seems a little unfair. 143 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:24,649 I'll have the vichyssoise 144 00:05:24,650 --> 00:05:26,779 With just a soupon of crme frache. 145 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:28,870 Too much dairy and I tend to bloat. 146 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,390 So... I found an apartment today. 147 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,989 Really? Yeah. 148 00:05:34,990 --> 00:05:36,429 And I was hoping you'd have 149 00:05:36,430 --> 00:05:40,529 A little more wine in you before I asked you this, but... 150 00:05:40,530 --> 00:05:42,950 I need you to co-sign the lease. 151 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:46,810 Let me think about it. 152 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:50,259 That means he's not going to do it. 153 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:52,619 I could really use your help on this. 154 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,790 Let's talk about this later, okay? 155 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,000 Don't hold your breath. 156 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,450 What is it? 157 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,379 You don't trust me? 158 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:01,890 You're my sister. 159 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,779 Now he's just stating a fact. 160 00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:08,889 Look, ted, I am serious about a career in finance, but... 161 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:11,919 You just keep looking at me like I'm a four-year-old 162 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,669 Who says she wants to be an astronaut. 163 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,349 I just don't think you have any idea 164 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,999 How tough it is to make it in new york. 165 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,469 Exactly. You need connections. 166 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:23,009 If only ted knew someone who worked at, say... 167 00:06:23,010 --> 00:06:24,729 Goliath national bank, 168 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,250 Then... Wait. 169 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,920 What? 170 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:31,039 I work at goliath national bank. 171 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:32,590 How 'bout that? 172 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,489 All right. 173 00:06:35,490 --> 00:06:37,329 We got two bemidji pale ales 174 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:39,219 And... Who ordered the mini-burgers? 175 00:06:39,220 --> 00:06:40,460 Me. 176 00:06:44,830 --> 00:06:46,559 Is that fisherman's quest? Mm-hmm. 177 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,819 I used to play fq all the time back home! 178 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,709 Oh, yeah? I kinda have high score. 179 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,019 Not to brag, but 180 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:53,909 I caught... Oh... 181 00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:56,140 A 35-inch northern pike. 182 00:06:56,210 --> 00:06:58,830 The biggest video fish anyone's ever reeled in. 183 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,450 I mean... Freshwater. 184 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,200 A tip of the angler's cap, my friend. 185 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,260 Thank you for bringing me here. 186 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,980 Uh! Those are mine. 187 00:07:11,610 --> 00:07:13,599 This is not a good idea. 188 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,489 Heather and barney alone in his office? 189 00:07:16,490 --> 00:07:18,649 And I certainly don't want to be on the hook for her lease. 190 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:21,759 She is growing up. You just can't see it yet. 191 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,449 We're talking about a girl who was busted for shoplifting 192 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:25,909 Eight months ago. 193 00:07:25,910 --> 00:07:27,359 Ted, a lot of women 194 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,409 Go through a shoplifting phase. 195 00:07:29,410 --> 00:07:32,359 And sure, maybe to this day, they swipe 196 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,989 The occasional smaller item because it turns them on 197 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:37,610 In a weird way that they can't quite explain. 198 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,229 But... 199 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,909 If it'll make you feel better, 200 00:07:40,910 --> 00:07:43,109 I-i'll tag along to gnb tomorrow. 201 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:44,919 I'll say I'm having lunch with marshall, 202 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,179 But actually, I'll be spying on her and barney. 203 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,450 Okay. 204 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,220 Okay, I'm good with that. 205 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,039 Heather! Heather... 206 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,759 Good luck tomorrow at gnb. I'm sure 207 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,210 You'll knock 'em dead. And I'll be spying on you guys. 208 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,610 Damn it! 209 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:07,259 "i'm drinking till I forget the 1999 nfc championship"? 210 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,550 That game. 211 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,489 The vikings 212 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,449 Were two minutes away from going to the super bowl, 213 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,469 When our kicker, who hadn't missed all year 214 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:16,329 Shanked a field goal, and we lost in overtime. 215 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,520 Damn! 216 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,469 '99 nfc championship game? 217 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:21,170 Yeah. Damn! 218 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,929 My dad, who I'd never seen cry my whole life, 219 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:26,450 Wiped away a tear. 220 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,180 He said... 221 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,940 "a little part of me just died, son." 222 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:35,739 I love how intense you guys are about your vikings. 223 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:38,050 It's like when we watch hockey night in canada... 224 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:41,549 What? 225 00:08:41,550 --> 00:08:44,319 Don't let anyone in here know 226 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,409 That you're not from minnesota. 227 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:48,290 Why? What are they gonna do if they find out I'm from... 228 00:08:49,650 --> 00:08:51,499 Does this look like a dallas bar to you, pal? 229 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,029 It's weird, but there's something comforting 230 00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,990 About being carried like this. 231 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:58,939 See you later, buddy! 232 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:02,280 Man, can you believe that guy? 233 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,540 So, robin, where are you from? 234 00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,220 Bemidji. 235 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,969 Bemidji, minnesota. 236 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,430 Go, vikes! 237 00:09:17,350 --> 00:09:18,859 Kids, for what happened next, 238 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:21,000 I'm gonna jump ahead a couple days. 239 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,349 That is a pretty sweet briefcase. Mmm... 240 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,929 That's a pretty sweet security camera, too. 241 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:28,369 Oh! And there's another one. 242 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:29,429 And a guard. 243 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:31,549 I'm planning on paying for it, ted. Yeah. 244 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:33,590 Well, you don't have the job yet. 245 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,090 That door's a push, not a pull. 246 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,420 There you go. 247 00:09:38,570 --> 00:09:40,829 Hey, thanks again for keeping an eye on her yesterday. 248 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,269 Look, maybe I was wrong. 249 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:43,839 She sounds like she handled barney just fine. 250 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,469 Maybe she'll be able to handle new york. 251 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:47,840 No thanks necessary! Heh! 252 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:49,439 Why not? 253 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,119 I have a secret. 254 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,859 No, I don't! Nothing happened. 255 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:53,150 Something happened. 256 00:09:53,530 --> 00:09:54,800 What happened? 257 00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:55,659 Nothing. 258 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,959 After heather's interview, 259 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:59,529 I went to say hi to marshall for a few minutes, 260 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:01,410 And when I came back... 261 00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,929 Oh, my god! 262 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:06,819 Lily, lily, before you say or do anything, 263 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,069 I beg you one favor. 264 00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:08,969 What? 265 00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:10,800 Get off that. It's prada. 266 00:10:12,310 --> 00:10:14,049 I am so sorry. 267 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:14,919 I knew it. 268 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,789 I knew it all along. 269 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:17,799 She is still the same, irresponsible train wreck 270 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,799 That she always was, and when I see barney... 271 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,319 You won't say a word. 272 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,869 Ted, heather begged me not to tell you. 273 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:26,950 She will hate my guts if she knows that I blabbed. 274 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:30,709 Oh, I love that briefcase, but I can't afford it. 275 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,390 You were right, ted. 276 00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,749 I certainly was. 277 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:35,849 See? 278 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,529 She didn't get the briefcase! 279 00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,199 That's responsible! 280 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,689 And there's almost no way she had sex with anyone in there. 281 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:45,110 Turning over a new leaf. 282 00:10:49,790 --> 00:10:51,059 Evening, everybody! 283 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:55,199 So my dad and I are at the '99 nfc championship game. 284 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,169 I say evening, everybody! 285 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:59,319 And when we missed that field goal and lost... 286 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,740 Damn! 287 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,760 Damn! Damn. 288 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:08,480 ...My dad, who I had never seen cry in my entire life, 289 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:11,290 Wiped away a tear and said, 290 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,710 "a little part of me just died, son." 291 00:11:14,730 --> 00:11:16,010 "son"? 292 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,870 I told it the way I'm gonna tell my son. 293 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:24,659 If I'm ever lucky enough to have a son, 294 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:29,870 And name him rashad tarkenton. 295 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:31,749 Robin, 296 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:32,589 Great story. 297 00:11:32,590 --> 00:11:33,720 Great story! 298 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,959 But it does sound a little bit familiar. 299 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,889 I know! 300 00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:39,499 They totally ate it up. 301 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,009 I see what you're doing here. 302 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:41,779 What? 303 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,169 I brought you here as a favor 304 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,529 Because... Because I felt sorry for you, okay? 305 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,800 And now it's like you're trying to steal my bar. 306 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:51,709 You think I'm trying to steal your bar? 307 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,329 Oh, get oot. 308 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,779 "get oot"? What, are you canadian? 309 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,799 No, i... 310 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,559 You want to impersonate a canadian, 311 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,940 Just turn of the lights and get all scared! 312 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:06,529 What was that? 313 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:08,669 Oh, well, with canada right across the border, 314 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:10,469 We minnesotans sometimes like to make jokes 315 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:11,319 At your guys' expense 316 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,889 And they're all sort of along the same theme. 317 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,589 That we're afraid of the dark? 318 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,409 Yeah, For example. 319 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:20,119 Uh, hey, everyone, how many canadians does it take 320 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,140 To change a lightbulb? 321 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,390 "what? Oh, no, the lightbulb's out?! I'm scared!" 322 00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:28,529 That is insane. 323 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,949 Why do you think the canadians are afraid of the dark? 324 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,859 Well, where does any prejudice come from, robin? 325 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:33,809 A stereotype starts, 326 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:35,459 And all of a sudden it spreads like wildfire. 327 00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:38,379 Like asians can't drive, scotsmen are cheap, 328 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,710 Brazilians always put on way too much postage. 329 00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,229 I just don't think this is gonna work out, robin. 330 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,209 You can't be hanging out with people who belittle 331 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:48,550 Your beloved homeland, so I'll walk you out. 332 00:12:48,670 --> 00:12:51,560 No, wait, I have something to say. 333 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,360 Hey, everybody. 334 00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:57,819 Let me tell you something about people from canada. 335 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,460 Hey, robin, please don't make a scene. Shh! 336 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:03,770 Do you know why canadians never get a birthday wish? 337 00:13:03,790 --> 00:13:06,640 Because they're too afraid to blow out the candles. 338 00:13:09,370 --> 00:13:11,860 Oh, god, I love it here. God. 339 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:16,139 I think your prospects at gnb are good. 340 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,369 You certainly made it clear 341 00:13:17,370 --> 00:13:18,939 You're will to take any position. 342 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,639 Are these new coasters? 343 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,479 Well, I hope you get the job. 344 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,059 Nothing gives me more pleasure 345 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,899 Than filling an opening. 346 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:28,239 I swear to god these coasters are thicker. 347 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,409 Well, I am willing to bend over backwards. 348 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,969 Okay, that's it! 349 00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:34,630 I cannot believe you had sex with my sister! 350 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,609 You blabbed?! 351 00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:37,669 Do you know what? 352 00:13:37,670 --> 00:13:40,859 This is a new batch of the old coasters. 353 00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,899 I'm just gonna confirm that with the bartender. 354 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,299 And you, you're mature and responsible now? 355 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,809 Is it mature and responsible 356 00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:48,949 To go to your first big job interview in new york city 357 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,919 And nail a total stranger? 358 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,679 You've always been immature and irresponsible. 359 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:54,929 You will always be immature and irresponsible. 360 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,909 And I wouldn't cosign a library card for you, 361 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,679 Let alone a lease. 362 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,179 Barney and I didn't have sex. 363 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:01,549 Save it. Lily saw you. 364 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,249 Or did she? 365 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:07,119 You see, ted, you had so little faith in heather and me... 366 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,229 ...We decided to give you 367 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,069 Exactly what you expected of us. 368 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,399 And I knew we could count on lily to blab. 369 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,719 What? Why would you do that? 370 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,989 Because you deserved it. 371 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,339 Ted, you know I'm no saint. 372 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,999 And yes, it's true that time I drove 373 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,749 Your mother to the airport, 374 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:27,079 Well, let's just say there was a very confusing, 375 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,550 Sexually charged moment in short-term parking, 376 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:34,029 But I said I would never go near your sister, 377 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,339 And I meant it. 378 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,579 You should have trusted me. 379 00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:38,429 You're so convinced I'm still 380 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,179 Some out-of-control teenager, 381 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,150 You missed the fact I grew up. 382 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:44,649 I'm gonna find a hotel. 383 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,400 I'll get my things later. 384 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,580 Merry christmas. 385 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,400 Your mom and I kissed. 386 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,569 Better get a move on. 387 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:00,619 You got five seconds to catch two more sturgeon. 388 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,389 Hey, we got a possible gill screen. 389 00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:04,119 Forget it. 390 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,399 You can't catch two fish with one hook. 391 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,919 No, but I can catch one fish 392 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:13,720 And use that fish to catch the other one. 393 00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:19,399 High score! You beat marshall! 394 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,929 She's canadian! 395 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:24,440 Robin's canadian! 396 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,949 She's canadian. 397 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,199 She's not from bemidji 398 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,899 And she doesn't know a darn thing about the vikings. 399 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,910 You're just mad 'cause she got high score. 400 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,419 Robin, 401 00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:38,989 In the '99 nfc championship game when the vikings lost... 402 00:15:38,990 --> 00:15:39,899 Damn! 403 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,130 Oh, damn! 404 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,080 ...Who was the kicker who missed the field goal? 405 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,780 Rashad tarkenton. 406 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:59,890 Gary anderson. 407 00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:01,339 He's now retired. 408 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,390 Owns a fly-fishing business... 409 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:05,000 In canada. 410 00:16:06,770 --> 00:16:08,040 Good-bye, robin. 411 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:18,270 No. 412 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,630 You know what? 413 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,010 I'm glad you found oot 414 00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:25,989 Because I'm proud to be canadian. 415 00:16:25,990 --> 00:16:29,890 We may not have a fancy nfl team or prince, 416 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,619 But we invented trivial pursuit. 417 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,240 You're welcome, earth! 418 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:39,369 Plus in canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club 419 00:16:39,370 --> 00:16:41,510 And order alcohol. 420 00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:42,579 That's right. 421 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,709 From moosejaw to the bay of fundy, 422 00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:47,189 You can suck down a 20-ounce pilsner 423 00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:51,129 While watching some coal miner's daughter strip down to her pelt. 424 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:52,370 Jealous?! 425 00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,740 In canada people don't care where you're from, 426 00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:59,729 As long as you're friendly and maybe loan them a smoke 427 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:02,070 Or hand over a donut. 428 00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:05,310 I'm proud to be from the great white north... 429 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,070 And I wish I was there right now. 430 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,290 And we're not afraid of the dark. 431 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,670 I mean, we don't love it, but who does? 432 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,390 Merry christmas. 433 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,350 Ted... 434 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,910 Look inside. 435 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,939 You just, if you push it towards the... 436 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:41,339 Not down, towards the middle. 437 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,770 Don't need your help. Got it. 438 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,949 You signed the lease. 439 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,430 Yeah. You know why? 440 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:59,159 Because you trust me and think it's a great idea? 441 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,689 Because I want to get to know you. 442 00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,110 The new you. 443 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,460 Thanks. 444 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:10,569 By the way, 445 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:11,579 In your new neighborhood, 446 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:14,680 You really should get a good solid deadbolt for the door. 447 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:16,270 If you want... 448 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,600 To live. 449 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:30,219 I'm so sorry for what happened back there. 450 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,289 I-i acted like a total jerk. 451 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,619 I, I shouldn't have said anything. 452 00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:38,209 No, look, I'm sorry. That was your place. 453 00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:40,250 I shouldn't have tried to make it mine. 454 00:18:40,650 --> 00:18:43,420 Just every year at the holidays, I get homesick. 455 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,189 And so far, every year 456 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:49,950 A boyfriend, a job, or something. 457 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:54,470 But this year for the first time, I don't. 458 00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,640 Yes, you do. 459 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:57,990 What? 460 00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:01,280 We all love you, okay? 461 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:03,339 If you ever moved back to canada, 462 00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:06,359 We would hop on a plane, we would track you down, 463 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,319 And after barney dragged us 464 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,460 To a few of those strip clubs you talked about, 465 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:12,789 We would bring you back right here 466 00:19:12,790 --> 00:19:14,109 Where you're supposed to be. 467 00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,960 It's... It's not new york without robin scherbatsky. 468 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,400 Thanks. 469 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,610 I just miss it there sometimes. 470 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,479 I wish I could blink my eyes 471 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,290 And be back in canada for an hour, you know? 472 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,700 I was hoping you would say that. 473 00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,689 How did you find this place? 474 00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:45,739 Feels like home, right? 475 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,330 There's one way to find out. 476 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,299 Well, sorry there. Didn't see ya. Are you okay? 477 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:53,309 I'm fine. 478 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,670 Okay, sorry aboot that. 479 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,839 Have a donut on the hoose. 480 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,730 Thanks. Okay. 481 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:02,679 Okay, you bumped into him, 482 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,839 And he apologized and gave you a donut on the hoose? 483 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,740 Oh, it's just like home. 484 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,179 Sorry! 485 00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:14,130 It's gonna be fine! Sorry. 486 00:20:15,310 --> 00:20:17,560 No one likes the dark. 487 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:26,089 Next up from Ontario 488 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,269 Marshall erickson. 489 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,179 I didn't know you signed up. What are you gonna sing? 490 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:31,799 Oh, I think you'll recognize it. 491 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,989 Buddy, you can turn off the screen. We know the lyrics.