1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:03,560 Well, got another one. 2 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:04,570 Oh, boy. 3 00:00:04,710 --> 00:00:05,670 What's in the box? 4 00:00:05,810 --> 00:00:07,170 What's in the box? 5 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,870 What's in the box?! 6 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,630 What's in the box?! 7 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:12,510 Right? 8 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,750 Brad pitt? Seven? 9 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:16,890 Nothing? 10 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,130 Yeah, I'm the jerk. 11 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,610 What's in the box? 12 00:00:20,430 --> 00:00:22,100 Well, ever since marshall and lily got their own place, 13 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,500 His mom keeps sending them boxes 14 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:25,260 Of his old stuff she's trying to get rid of. 15 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,550 Thanks, mom. 16 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,130 You really nailed it this time. 17 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,700 I really needed he-man's right arm 18 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,230 And this old book of mad libs. 19 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,840 "fart went to the fart to fart fartly." 20 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:40,350 That's nice. 21 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:41,210 That's good stuff. 22 00:00:41,300 --> 00:00:42,260 That's good. 23 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:43,700 Thanks, mom. 24 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,230 Hello. 25 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,260 Hello? 26 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,440 - Ted mosby? - Yeah. 27 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,670 The window is open. 28 00:00:55,970 --> 00:00:56,760 The what? 29 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:59,300 The window is open. 30 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,380 The window is open. 31 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:05,840 What are you waiting for? 32 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,020 - I... - Run, ted, run! 33 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,670 Lily, the window is open. 34 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,310 Make a hole, people. 35 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:18,570 Run, ted, run! 36 00:01:24,830 --> 00:01:26,370 - Ted? - Hey. 37 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:27,480 - Hey. - Maggie. 38 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,480 I was just, um, 39 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:30,780 You know... 40 00:01:31,330 --> 00:01:32,130 How are you? 41 00:01:32,330 --> 00:01:34,400 Um, I'm fine, I guess. 42 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,480 Actually, no, I'm not fine. 43 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,120 I just broke up with my boyfriend. 44 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:43,040 I'm so sorry to hear that. 45 00:01:43,130 --> 00:01:44,460 No, it's... 46 00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,180 You want to hang out tonight? 47 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,620 Sure. 48 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:03,710 - It was so fun. You guys liked it. - It was the most... 49 00:02:04,450 --> 00:02:05,840 Please tell me you got in the window. 50 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:06,970 I got in the window. 51 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:08,990 - Yes! - what is going on? 52 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:10,090 What is the window? 53 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,860 You know how everyone has that guy 54 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:13,280 Or girl who, no matter what happens, 55 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,970 You always remember them being the perfect one for you? 56 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:17,300 My chaps. 57 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:17,920 Lily. 58 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,380 That girl right over there. 59 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,300 Well, that girl for me was 60 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:25,000 and still is-- maggie wilks. 61 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,540 We all went to college together. 62 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:27,360 She was awesome. 63 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,750 Everybody loved her. 64 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:31,530 I think I know what we're dealing with here. 65 00:02:34,550 --> 00:02:36,000 Tell me when to stop. 66 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:37,540 It wasn't that maggie was hot. 67 00:02:38,110 --> 00:02:38,890 She was... 68 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:40,050 She was the ultimate girl next door. 69 00:02:40,050 --> 00:02:42,100 She was the ultimate girl next door. 70 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:42,890 Still is. 71 00:02:42,890 --> 00:02:44,170 I mean, every guy who meets maggie 72 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:45,380 Falls madly in love with her. 73 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,610 And that's the problem. 74 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:48,660 Since I've known her, she's only been single 75 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:52,150 For, like, three brief windows of opportunity. 76 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,480 When she moved here and broke up 77 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,760 With her college boyfriend, I waited a month. 78 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:57,850 You know, so I wouldn't be the rebound guy. 79 00:02:57,850 --> 00:03:01,360 Well, the rebound guy lasted two years. 80 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,950 After they broke up, I only waited a week. 81 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:06,650 I was still too late. 82 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:09,190 She dated that guy for three years. 83 00:03:09,970 --> 00:03:12,200 The next time, I wasn't messing around. 84 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,180 I was at her door 85 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,530 Not one hour after they broke up. 86 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:16,980 The only thing she did 87 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:18,480 Between becoming single 88 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,770 And the moment I got there 89 00:03:19,770 --> 00:03:21,510 Was go downstairs and check her mail. 90 00:03:22,310 --> 00:03:23,660 I was still too late. 91 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,790 And she dated that guy for four years. 92 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,080 I wasn't going to let this happen again, 93 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,150 So I begged her neighbor, mrs. Douglas, 94 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:34,290 To call me the second she and david broke up. 95 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,600 And now, a very single 96 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,160 And available maggie wilks 97 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:39,970 Is on her way to this very spot. 98 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:42,530 I sent a cab with a female driver, 99 00:03:42,530 --> 00:03:43,620 so she'd have no other interaction with a man 100 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,360 until she got to me. 101 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,410 Where she will still have no interaction with a man. 102 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:48,500 What up? 103 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,860 I feel good tonight. 104 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:51,950 Tonight's going to be good. 105 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,990 Oh, hell, yeah! 106 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,450 It's my overalls. 107 00:03:57,620 --> 00:03:59,240 I wore these babies all throughout high school. 108 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,080 These were my jam. 109 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,480 God, you really were a virgin 110 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,150 Before you met lily, weren't you? 111 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:06,280 Well, that's unnecessary. 112 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,830 Oh, she's right, baby. 113 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,020 If... If you had worn these things in college, 114 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,630 Even I wouldn't have slept with you. 115 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:14,590 And, if you recall, I was good to go. 116 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:17,000 No one, I mean no one. 117 00:04:17,100 --> 00:04:19,490 Could get laid wearing these. 118 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:21,780 Challenge accepted. 119 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,150 I, barney stinson, 120 00:04:24,410 --> 00:04:26,740 Being of sound mind and amazing body, 121 00:04:26,740 --> 00:04:29,920 Will wear these overalls until I have sex with a woman. 122 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,840 I actually dated that guy. 123 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:35,770 Okay. Quick game plan. 124 00:04:35,890 --> 00:04:38,340 Maggie shows up, couple minutes of hugs and hi's, 125 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:39,690 And then everybody's out of here. 126 00:04:39,850 --> 00:04:41,030 This is my one shot. 127 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:43,170 I am not gonna screw this up. 128 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,930 Who'd you get to cover your class tonight? 129 00:04:45,090 --> 00:04:46,610 - Crap! - oh, my god! 130 00:04:49,370 --> 00:04:50,340 Oh, my goodness. 131 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:51,450 - Hey, stranger. - Hey. 132 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,270 - Maggie, this is my roommate, robin. - Hey. 133 00:04:53,270 --> 00:04:55,790 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too. 134 00:04:55,790 --> 00:04:59,170 Um, I totally forgot, I have to teach a class tonight. 135 00:04:59,170 --> 00:05:00,820 Hey! want to come with me 136 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,100 And check out a real live architecture class? 137 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,950 Ooh. Not even a little bit. 138 00:05:04,950 --> 00:05:06,620 Uh, you know, I'll just hang here with marshall. 139 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,780 - It'll be fun. - Fantastic. 140 00:05:08,780 --> 00:05:09,990 Okay. Well, have a seat. 141 00:05:09,990 --> 00:05:11,690 Relax. Yeah. 142 00:05:11,690 --> 00:05:13,250 Yeah, this is casual. 143 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:16,740 This is all very, very, very casual. 144 00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:18,860 Listen to me. You want me to find the perfect girl 145 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:19,990 So we can all grow old together? 146 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:21,290 That is her. 147 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:23,420 Do not let any guy near her, okay? 148 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:24,880 That means no waiter takes her order, 149 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,260 No busboy clears her table. 150 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:27,690 If she bursts into flames, 151 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:30,010 I want a fire woman putting her out. 152 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:32,330 I don't think 911 takes requests. 153 00:05:32,330 --> 00:05:33,140 Damn it, marshall! 154 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:34,180 Whatever you have to do, 155 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,900 Keep maggie wilks single until I get back. 156 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,420 I left my tab open. 157 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,080 Don't abuse it. 158 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,450 Target secure? 159 00:05:50,450 --> 00:05:51,910 Target secure. 160 00:05:53,050 --> 00:05:55,370 Oh, my gosh. How weird. 161 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:57,940 We all walked out of the bathroom at the same time. 162 00:05:57,940 --> 00:06:00,190 Well, let's all walk back to the booth together. 163 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:07,280 Oh, my. Look at this-- the table where we are sitting. 164 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,200 Back off! 165 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,540 Okay, um, not that I care about this challenge, 166 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,160 But it's cheating to wear overalls over a suit. 167 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,020 No, it's not. 168 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:20,700 They're not called over t-shirts, robin. 169 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:22,750 They're not called over shirtless fat guys 170 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,170 Who used to come fix my mom's car 171 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:25,950 And then hang out with her upstairs for a little while. 172 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:29,100 No. They're called overalls, okay? 173 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:30,470 And I can wear them over whatever I want. 174 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,350 He's not saying hello 175 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,280 He's just telling you what he feeds his horses. 176 00:06:38,220 --> 00:06:40,130 Oh, man, I can sit here 177 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:43,630 and make you-look-like-a-farmer jokes All night. 178 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,370 Challenge accepted. 179 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,140 Good evening. 180 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,870 Tonight, we're gonna have a nice, quick class on bridges. 181 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,220 There are six types of bridges. 182 00:06:51,220 --> 00:06:53,980 Beam, cantilever, arch, suspension, and two others. 183 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,610 You got land on both sides, water in the middle. 184 00:06:55,610 --> 00:06:56,490 See you all next week. 185 00:06:56,490 --> 00:06:59,170 Hey, we get you for the whole hour. 186 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:00,910 Oh, come on. I mean, who really wants to sit here 187 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,960 And listen to me yap about bridges for an hour? 188 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:05,330 Really? 189 00:07:07,410 --> 00:07:09,750 I just thought about how awesome ted is again. 190 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,030 This is a weird drinking game. 191 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,330 Can I buy you a drink? 192 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:20,090 He's got a big brown jug with three x's on it. 193 00:07:20,090 --> 00:07:21,690 What have I done? 194 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:26,680 One very important thing to keep in mind 195 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,860 When designing a bridge... 196 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:31,010 Maggie? 197 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:32,970 Oh, no. 198 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,500 I mean, yes. 199 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,980 Yes, when you are designing a bridge, always remenber 200 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:43,950 Make adjustments... ...Go get it energized. 201 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:47,480 That's good advice for life, too. 202 00:07:48,370 --> 00:07:49,810 So, professor mosby, 203 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:52,890 Is this maggie someone special? 204 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,780 No. I... 205 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:58,500 She's just this girl I've been into for a really long time, 206 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,670 And, well, tonight could be 207 00:07:59,670 --> 00:08:01,810 The one chance I have to go out with her, so... 208 00:08:04,310 --> 00:08:05,230 Is she a hottie? 209 00:08:05,770 --> 00:08:07,750 Yes, jamie. She's very attractive. 210 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,450 And if we can just end class right now... 211 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:10,870 Betty? 212 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,410 Maggie may finally be available, 213 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,470 But what about you, professor mosby? 214 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:17,960 Are you ready for a serious relationship? 215 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:19,350 Totally. 216 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:21,690 I mean, I think so. 217 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,250 Maybe. 218 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:25,440 I don't know. What do you guys think? 219 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:32,430 Oh, my gosh. I totally forgot about this. 220 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,310 What is it? 221 00:08:33,310 --> 00:08:34,390 It's a homework assignment 222 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,590 From when I was 15. 223 00:08:35,590 --> 00:08:38,040 Um, write a letter to your 30-year-old self 224 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,930 With a list of goals you hope to achieve. 225 00:08:42,290 --> 00:08:43,270 Dear future me. 226 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,980 First off, you'd better be driving either 227 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:49,490 A kick-ass camaro or the a-team van. 228 00:08:49,490 --> 00:08:52,400 That's priority numero uno. 229 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,560 And by now your rat tail 230 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,730 Should hang down to your freakin' knees. 231 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:58,320 You can still slam-dunk, obviously, 232 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:01,320 And you've legally changed your name to "vanilla thunder." 233 00:09:02,270 --> 00:09:04,170 Your wife, let me break it down 234 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,300 Blonde, six feet tall, 235 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:09,770 Has an awesome rack and caters to your every need. 236 00:09:11,530 --> 00:09:12,750 - Sorry, babe. - That's okay. 237 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:14,450 You just described your mother. 238 00:09:14,450 --> 00:09:15,460 Keep going. 239 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,360 You're still rocking... 240 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,090 You're still rocking the stone-washed overalls, 241 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:21,190 Because this look is working. 242 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,970 Oh, and most importantly, 243 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:25,930 You'd better be saving the world. 244 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,450 If you became some lame, corporate sellout, 245 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:30,900 Just throw yourself off a cliff 246 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,830 Because you suck. 247 00:09:33,830 --> 00:09:36,430 And I licky boom-boom down. 248 00:09:37,550 --> 00:09:38,870 Snow me I'll go blame 249 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,510 A licky boom-boom down... 250 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,300 Yeah, hilarious. 251 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,660 I became a lame, corporate sellout. 252 00:09:46,660 --> 00:09:48,050 I work for GNB, 253 00:09:48,050 --> 00:09:49,900 The most evil bank in the history of the world. 254 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:51,320 Oh, come on, vanilla thunder, 255 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,230 Everyone's got to grow up and get a real job. 256 00:09:53,230 --> 00:09:56,230 Yeah, I remember back in college Maggie wanted to be 257 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:59,520 A marine biologist by day and mentor 258 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,460 Inner-city kids by night. 259 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:03,650 What did you really end up doing? 260 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:04,920 Those things. 261 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:11,080 Baby, where are you going? 262 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,330 I just gotta, I gotta do something at work. 263 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,420 It won't take long. 264 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,060 What's up with Marshall? 265 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,690 Oh, no. 266 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:22,940 I think he's going to quit his job. 267 00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,050 I'm sorry, Maggie. I gotta go stop him. 268 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,840 Ted, I had to leave the bar, but it's okay. 269 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,280 I left Maggie with Robin. 270 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,340 You left Maggie with Robin? 271 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,670 Relax. 272 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,740 I've got things under control. 273 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,110 You don't understand the situation. 274 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:50,430 This girl is like a super-powered man magnet. 275 00:10:50,430 --> 00:10:51,420 Oh, Teddy. 276 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:53,950 I know a little something about man magnets. 277 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,430 You see, your friend may be one of those magnets 278 00:10:55,430 --> 00:10:58,010 That can hold up a picture of your kids on the fridge, 279 00:10:58,010 --> 00:10:59,510 But I'm one of those magnets 280 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:02,330 That can pick up cars in a junkyard. 281 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,090 - Who's this? - Robin, 282 00:11:05,090 --> 00:11:06,890 This is Jim, a good friend of mine from work. 283 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:10,710 Oh, well, hello there. 284 00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:11,460 Nice to meet you. 285 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:13,570 Oh, boy. 286 00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:20,300 What does being "ready" even mean? 287 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:21,840 I mean, I thought I was "ready" last year. 288 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,630 I wound up getting left at the altar. 289 00:11:24,630 --> 00:11:26,010 I'll be honest, guys. 290 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,030 I'm a little scared. 291 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,960 Okay, Louis, then Betty. 292 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,170 We're all scared, professor Mosby. 293 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,600 Doesn't being scared let you know 294 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,710 you're on to something important? 295 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,960 Yeah. 296 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,030 I mean, if you're not scared, you're not taking a chance. 297 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:45,400 And if you're not taking a chance, 298 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,120 Then what the hell are you doing? 299 00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:48,650 Right? 300 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,050 I think you're ready, bro. 301 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:01,520 Jim, you are so funny. 302 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:04,550 Funny? I think he's hilarious. 303 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,240 In fact, I laughed so hard, 304 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,930 I think I may have just peed my pants. 305 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,830 I'd better take off. 306 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,970 I'm going to the opening of that photography 307 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:17,440 Exhibit] that they were talking by the work 308 00:12:17,610 --> 00:12:19,130 Les chiens erotiques. 309 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,970 - I have an extra ticket if you want to... - Me?! 310 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,070 I'd love to! 311 00:12:26,490 --> 00:12:28,060 All right, I gotta go. 312 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,340 One last piece of advice. 313 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:32,140 Make adjustments... 314 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:35,100 Go get it energized! 315 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:42,360 Hello? 316 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:43,960 Ted, change of plans. 317 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,220 You left her with Barney?! 318 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,320 Ted, will you take it easy? 319 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,530 I'm your bro. 320 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:50,710 You're an animal. 321 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,870 And even though our bro-lationship 322 00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,890 Has suffered its setbacks in this area, 323 00:12:54,990 --> 00:12:57,200 I assure you I will be the perfect gentleman. 324 00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,890 Oh, thanks. 325 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,330 By the way, I really like those overalls. 326 00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,260 You have ten minutes to get down 327 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:03,420 here or the window's closing. 328 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,100 - Ten minutes? - Yeah. 329 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,040 Because we're bros. 330 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,800 While I was racing through the streets of New York, 331 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,030 Trying to get back to the bar, 332 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,730 Your aunt Robin was doing her best 333 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,200 To keep Jim away from Maggie. 334 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:21,670 Do you want to go back to the bar 335 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:22,660 and see if Maggie's still there? 336 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:24,300 Oh, no way! 337 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,410 I love erotic dog photography. 338 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:27,580 Did you see the one over there 339 00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,250 Of the corgies doing it people style? 340 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,710 I'll get us a taxi. 341 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:33,650 I just feel bad leaving Maggie all alone. 342 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,610 No! Uh, let's have a glass of wine first. 343 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,760 Oh, man. 344 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:46,440 Oh, look how filthy I am. 345 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,920 I am just a... 346 00:13:48,110 --> 00:13:50,720 A filthy, filthy girl who would totally 347 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:53,790 Go to second base with a guy as a favor to a friend. 348 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,510 You like that? 349 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,190 I'm going to call Maggie, see what she's doing. 350 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:04,990 Oh, god! Maggie, Maggie, Maggie. 351 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,580 Give it a rest, jeez! 352 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,840 She's hanging out with Ted tonight. 353 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,820 Ted? What about David? 354 00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:10,970 They broke up. 355 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,330 Maggie's single? 356 00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:14,250 That doesn't sound familiar. 357 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,970 Can I help wipe that off? 358 00:14:21,050 --> 00:14:22,160 Please? 359 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,410 I hate Barney.Stinson! 360 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:28,380 Me, too! 361 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,920 Lily finally got to GNB, 362 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,390 But the place was deserted. 363 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:41,800 Hey, baby. 364 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,910 I thought you came here to quit your job. 365 00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:47,080 I forgot about the hoop. 366 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,670 Yeah. I-I thought if I could just do one thing 367 00:14:49,670 --> 00:14:51,450 In that letter, I wouldn't feel like such an old sellout, 368 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:55,060 So I came out here to dunk. 369 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,620 Did it make you feel better? 370 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:59,710 I barely grazed the bottom of the net, 371 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,150 And now my legs hurt so bad, I can't even fall down. 372 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:07,620 How could you?! 373 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,250 Ted, I challenged myself 374 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,770 To get laid wearing overalls. 375 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:14,110 And if you stand in my way, then you're letting Barney win. 376 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:16,170 And you don't want that. That smug son of a bitch will 377 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,850 Never let us hear the end of it. 378 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,990 Oh, thank god. Maggie... 379 00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:21,930 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Where do you think you're going? 380 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,000 To tell that girl I love her. 381 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,210 - Get in line, bub. - Yeah. 382 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:25,810 I'm going to have sex with her, then he's 383 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:27,890 Going to tell her he's in love with her, and then you can do 384 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:30,190 Whatever you want. Do we agree on the order? 385 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:31,380 Mister! 386 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,410 You missed just out on the night of your life. 387 00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,090 The night of your life. 388 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,820 I've been in love with her for five years. 389 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,770 I've been in love with her for 12 years. 390 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:50,150 I've been in these overalls for an hour and a half. 391 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:55,340 Maybe you can't dunk anymore. 392 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:56,390 But you've achieved 393 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,110 More in your 30 years than that 394 00:15:58,110 --> 00:16:00,930 15-year-old dweeb could ever dream of. 395 00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:01,720 You put yourself 396 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,040 Through Columbia law school. 397 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,890 You had the sense to chop off that stupid rat tail. 398 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:08,610 And you married a smoking-hot chick 399 00:16:08,610 --> 00:16:09,730 Who looks nothing like your mother. 400 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,300 I think that earns you 401 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:15,200 An entire foot closer to dunking. 402 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:18,730 There you go, vanilla thunder. 403 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,560 Step back. 404 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:37,530 Oh, baby. 405 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:40,830 How about instead of dunking, we go up to your office, 406 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,480 And you lie very still while I go bananas all over you? 407 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,360 Could we maybe instead just do it right here? 408 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:48,460 Sure, baby. 409 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,760 - She loves me! - But I chose her! - Guys! Guys! 410 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,680 Guys, we have to figure this out. 411 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,830 We are dealing with a very small window of opportunity here. 412 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,740 Guys, let me assure you, if you let me in there, 413 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,370 That window's gonna open up again in, like, ten minutes. 414 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,590 Wait, where's maggie? 415 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,640 - She's gone. -What? - I sent her home. 416 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,800 You guys were like vultures fighting over her. 417 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,020 Let her be single for once. 418 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,800 - Jealous bitch! - Robin, how could you?! 419 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:11,130 No, she's right. 420 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:14,080 Maggie deserves some time to herself. 421 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,620 Nobody likes to be alone, especially after a breakup, 422 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,760 But that's when we discover who we really are 423 00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,750 And... And what we really want. 424 00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:25,590 She deserves that. 425 00:17:26,060 --> 00:17:27,450 And kids, I meant that. 426 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:30,110 Which is why I'm not proud of what happened next. 427 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:39,460 It's around the corner. Around the corner. 428 00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,270 Hey. Maggie, sorry. 429 00:17:47,270 --> 00:17:48,570 Class ran a little... 430 00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,040 Who's this? 431 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,680 This is Adam. 432 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:53,330 It's so crazy. 433 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,760 We grew up next door to each other. 434 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,570 God, we haven't seen each other since... 435 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,330 - A long time. - Yeah. 436 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,130 And then Maggie Wilks told us 437 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,260 The second-greatest love story I've ever heard. 438 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:32,060 I just moved to town and I had to look her up. 439 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,440 I guess we've got a lot of catching up to do. 440 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:36,140 Yeah. 441 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,780 Yeah, of course. 442 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,770 So, kids, I missed out on the ultimate girl next door 443 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:42,910 To the guy next door. 444 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,870 See you next time. 445 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:48,300 There was no "next time." 446 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,000 Maggie's window never opened again. 447 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,740 Hey! Hey, I got it! 448 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:01,200 That country bar, giddy-ups! 449 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,770 The overalls have gotta work there. 450 00:19:02,770 --> 00:19:03,460 Wingman me? 451 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,500 I don't want giddy-ups. 452 00:19:06,660 --> 00:19:07,520 I want that. 453 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,120 I forgot what it feels like to chase the real thing, 454 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,100 But... I think I'm ready again. 455 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:16,800 Yeah. 456 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:19,980 Let me tell you where I'm at. 457 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:22,980 I want to have sex with a girl 458 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,490 So I can take off these overalls. 459 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,720 Come on. Come on! 460 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,150 Ted, you gotta help me! 461 00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:30,780 I gotta get these damn things off! 462 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,030 Hey there. 463 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,270 I just love your overalls. 464 00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:02,380 Dear 60-year-old Marshall. 465 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,470 By now you should be working somewhere 466 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,870 That's making the world a better place, 467 00:20:05,870 --> 00:20:07,840 Or at least trying to. 468 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,280 No pressure, dude. I mean, sir. 469 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,900 Also, if time travel is possible, 470 00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:17,500 Maybe you could give me a little sign 471 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:22,700 On Tuesday, December 8, at 8:29 P.M. 472 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,320 So, someone sent back these chicken wings, 473 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,430 Because they were too hot. And I'm like, 474 00:20:33,770 --> 00:20:35,340 "Too hot? Are you crazy?" 475 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,720 So, free wings. 476 00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:38,990 Old man Marshall, 477 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,800 As long as you're still married to Lily, 478 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,390 You're doing just fine. 479 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,970 Sir, this is on us. 480 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,160 Sorry the wings were so hot. 481 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:54,030 Oh, no, dear. It wasn't that they were too hot. 482 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,790 It's just that I had wings earlier. 483 00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,880 Much earlier.