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- The reservation is in 15 minutes.
- Shh!
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He's back.
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Every night
at exactly 8:00 p.m.,
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the well-dressed
blond man appears.
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WOMAN:
Chuck and Joanne
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are going to be waiting.
You don't understand!
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Every night, he does this.
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Every single night.
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He steps out of this building,
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walks exactly seven paces,
stops,
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and smiles.
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Honey, I am worried about you.
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Is he trying to communicate
with someone?
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Is he trying
to communicate with me?
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Why is he doing this?!
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But aside from
not being able
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to fart in the apartment,
how's living with Quinn?
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Oh, it's great.
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? How I Met Your Mother 7x20 ?
Trilogy Time
Original Air Date on April 9, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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Yep.
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Living with Quinn
is great.
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Great, great,
great... great.
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So how bad is it?
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Pretty bad.
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Last night,
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I had just come back
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from my 8:00 fart.
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Sure.
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Go on.
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Still no mail.
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I think they only deliver it
once a day.
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Hey, listen,
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when I moved in here,
I sold all my stuff
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because I know you like
your place as is,
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and I was totally fine
with that.
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Just one little thing:
would it be okay
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if instead of using
your coffee mugs,
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we use mine?
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Hmm...
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No.
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Barney, she got rid
of all of her stuff for you.
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Oh, I see what this
is really about.
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Yeah, mugs.
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Coffee?
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Tea?
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Eh, religion.
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This is about the fact
that you don't think
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this relationship
is gonna last.
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That's why you don't want
to throw anything out.
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Because when
that inevitable breakup comes,
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you don't want
to buy new mugs.
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That's why I've never
thrown anything out
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for any relationship ever.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, that's right. I'm alone.
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Lily, here's the thing.
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It's my apartment,
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and I need to assert
my dominance as a man.
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Don't ever say that...
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to any girl ever.
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Too late.
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What did you just say to me?
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- She gave up her apartment for you!
- You said that to her?!
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Okay, you know what?
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I don't have to sit here and
take this from you ladies.
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I'm going to Ted's.
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The man cave,
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where guys can be guys.
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- Assert your dominance?
- It's like you have no respect for women.
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- What is wrong with you?
- You have a mother!
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You guys, too?
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(scoffs)
I'm going to the Y for a shvitz.
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No, dude, hold on.
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You're not going anywhere.
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It's trilogy time.
(gasps)
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(yells)
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NARRATOR: Kids, here's the deal
with trilogy time:
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It all started a long time ago
in a dorm room far, far away.
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Dude, if we fail
this econ final,
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for the rest of our lives
we're not gonna be able to...
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We won't know how to...
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Do you even know what econ is?
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No idea. We're screwed.
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But there's only one thing
left to do at at time like this.
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Watch the entire Star Wars
trilogy all the way through
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because I haven't done that
in, like, five years.
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Dude, you can't let that happen.
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If you're not trilling it
at least once every three years,
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the Dark Side wins.
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Okay, let's make a pact.
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No matter what,
every three years,
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we sit down
and trill it up big time.
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Agreed?
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A-Greedo.
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Wow.
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2003, I mean...
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What's that gonna be like?
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Hey, Ted.
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Sweet hair.
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I told you it would
eventually stop growing out
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and start growing down.
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Anyway, I'm just working
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on designing
yet another skyscraper.
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And I'm carrying this briefcase
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because now
I'm a successful lawyer...
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I like that.
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Can I make one adjustment?
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...with a cool mustache.
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Nice.
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And who knows, by then,
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you and Lily might be engaged.
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Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do
way better than that.
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Ah, being pregnant
is so much fun.
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I want to do this
four more times.
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Oh, baby, how do you feel
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after spending all day
working on your art,
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since I make enough to
support us both financially?
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Horny.
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I hope we don't
bother you, Ted,
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because even though
we're married and pregnant,
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it still makes sense
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that we all share
adult-sized bunk beds.
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So, Star Wars?
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Sure, I don't have to be at work
until late afternoon-ish
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because my boss appreciates that
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I like to stay up late
drinking and...
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rocking out with our band.
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Did someone say rocking out?
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? ?
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Whoa, who's the babe?
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That's the best part.
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Guys, you remember
my awesome girlfriend
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who was a virgin
until we met?
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Mm-hmm.
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My name's Rhiannon,
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like the Stevie Nicks song.
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I'm hot, but in a crunchy,
earthy kind of way.
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(British accent):
Oh, and I'm from England.
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Nice.
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Okay, Star Wars time.
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But first, we jam.
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Good thing I spent
the last three years
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learning to wail on guitar.
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? ?
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Babe.
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Yup, our band is
gonna be in demand.
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And luckily,
there'll be plenty of supply.
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Supply? Demand?
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Dude, do you realize
what we just did?
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We used econ.
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We're gonna ace this final.
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NARRATOR:
We both got zeroes.
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Oh, dude,
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2003 is gonna be awesome.
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(playing out-of-tune chords)
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"Satisfaction"?
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"Hot Cross Buns."
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Well, keep it up, bro.
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So, you ready to watch
the trilogy?
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(sighs)
I don't know.
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I mean, I really thought
that by now I'd be a lawyer
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with a kick-ass mustache,
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but I still haven't even
gotten into law school,
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and my facial hair
just grows in patchy.
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Just red and patchy.
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Come on.
Your life's not that bad.
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Dude, I manage a Structure.
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But you get 10% off vests.
That's something.
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- The vests are pretty sweet, but, look...
- Yeah.
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Lily and I aren't married.
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We don't have a baby
on the way.
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But we did get
the cool apartment.
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That we can barely afford.
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I mean, I don't see
any way that our lives
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are better now than they
were three years ago.
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BARNEY: Oh, really, Marshall?
Nothing comes to mind?
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By the way, guys, this is Lisa.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Lisa.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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Okay,
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three years ago,
we had this whole fantasy
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about how great
our lives were gonna be,
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and it didn't pan out.
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But I'm telling you,
three years from now,
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when we're watching
the trilogy in 2006,
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our lives
are gonna be awesome.
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(classical music playing)
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Ah, hello, Ted.
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I'm an environmental lawyer now.
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Sure, it's not
the most lucrative field,
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but luckily I have
the cash and prizes
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from my historic seven-week run
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on Wheel of Fortune...
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Can I just make
one little adjustment?
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...for which I was knighted
by Her Majesty, the Queen.
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Ah, Lady Aldrin.
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Oh, Sir Marshall.
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I cannot wait to get a house
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down the street
from your parents
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so we can be close to your mom,
whom I get along with now.
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Good, good.
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But here's the best part.
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Rhiannon, hurry!
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Just because I designed
the opera house
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doesn't mean they'll hold
the curtain for us.
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(chuckles)
Just kidding.
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Of course it does.
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Take your time, my love.
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Hey, guys, it's me again.
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I'm pretty much
the same as last time,
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only now I'm super-rich
and fancy.
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(speaking French):
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And it still makes sense
that we all live together.
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(laughter)
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What about you, Barney?
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Any predictions for 2006?
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Oh, yeah. Picture it.
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By the way, guys,
this is Jody.
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You'll be seeing
a lot more of Jody.
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And they never saw her again.
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Whassaaaa!
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How is that any different
from your life right now?
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It's not. I'm KFC, baby.
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You don't mess
with the Colonel's recipe.
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I want things to stay
exactly the same,
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but with a different hottie.
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'Cause Barney don't slurp
no sloppy seconds,
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especially his own.
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Okay, the bottom line is
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things are gonna get better.
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Well, all I care about is
getting into law school.
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You will.
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2006 is gonna be awesome.
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And look what happened.
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You got into law school,
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just like I said you would.
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See, things aren't so bad.
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Lily left me.
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And now I'll never have
a mustache.
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Baby, there you are.
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I have spent all day thinking
about all the naughty,
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naughty things
you and I are gonna do
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to cheer up Marshall.
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Like what?
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Um...
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Uh, I'll you guys
hang out, okay?
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Um, I'll just be...
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waiting in the bedroom.
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(giggles, groans)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I-I didn't mean that
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to sound like Ted and I are
gonna do a kind of thing.
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Okay, okay.
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See you.
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Marshall, this will pass.
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Trust me.
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Three years from now...
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Briefcase, lawyer,
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knighthood, mustache,
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all that stuff from before.
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Congratulations, bro.
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And congratulations
to you too, Ted,
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for locking this down.
266
00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:14,551
You know, it's weird,
267
00:10:14,553 --> 00:10:16,186
I never thought I
would get married,
268
00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:17,437
but you talked me into it.
269
00:10:17,439 --> 00:10:19,606
Or rather, banged
me into it.
270
00:10:19,608 --> 00:10:21,391
You're so good in bed, ooh.
271
00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:23,510
(kissing noisily)
272
00:10:23,512 --> 00:10:25,112
How is this helping me?
273
00:10:25,114 --> 00:10:26,279
I'm getting to it.
274
00:10:26,281 --> 00:10:30,367
In three years, not only
will Lily be back, but...
275
00:10:30,369 --> 00:10:34,187
(sighs) It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
276
00:10:34,189 --> 00:10:37,124
and be carrying his child.
277
00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:39,376
I think you're being
kind of optimistic, Ted.
278
00:10:39,378 --> 00:10:41,962
Can I make
one little adjustment?
279
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:45,982
(sighs) It's so nice to be married
to a wonderful guy
280
00:10:45,984 --> 00:10:47,634
and carrying his child,
281
00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:49,753
and here he is now.
282
00:10:49,755 --> 00:10:51,888
Guys, I want you to meet
283
00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,840
some douchey guy named Trey.
284
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:56,093
- 'Sup, bro?
- Mmm.
285
00:10:56,095 --> 00:10:57,877
I don't know
what I love more:
286
00:10:57,879 --> 00:10:59,646
his thick mustache
287
00:10:59,648 --> 00:11:00,731
or his trucker hat.
288
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,766
You know I hate those hats.
289
00:11:02,768 --> 00:11:05,435
Then you're really gonna
hate this sonogram.
290
00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:12,025
Nooo...
291
00:11:12,027 --> 00:11:15,228
ooo...!
292
00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:19,950
(chuckles) A baby in a trucker hat.
That's awesome.
293
00:11:19,952 --> 00:11:21,017
Anyway,
Ted's right.
294
00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:23,503
2009's gonna rule.
295
00:11:23,505 --> 00:11:25,505
By the way, guys,
this is Maya.
296
00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:29,426
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
297
00:11:29,428 --> 00:11:30,594
(laughs)
298
00:11:30,596 --> 00:11:32,429
And they never saw her again.
299
00:11:32,431 --> 00:11:33,913
Whassaaaa!
300
00:11:33,915 --> 00:11:35,081
Okay, seriously,
301
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,349
at least tell me
you're gonna
302
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:38,084
change the what
will by then be
303
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:39,419
nine-year-old beer
commercial reference.
304
00:11:39,421 --> 00:11:40,353
I mean,
come on.
305
00:11:40,355 --> 00:11:41,605
There's got to be
at least one way
306
00:11:41,607 --> 00:11:43,190
that you'd like the future
to be different.
307
00:11:43,192 --> 00:11:45,776
I guess there is one thing.
308
00:11:45,778 --> 00:11:47,594
By the way, guys, this is Maya.
309
00:11:47,596 --> 00:11:49,730
You'll be seeing
a lot more of Maya.
310
00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:51,865
And not because
of these these.
311
00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:55,018
Because of these.
312
00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:57,988
Back boobs--
the visual stimulation
313
00:11:57,990 --> 00:12:00,073
of missionary meets
the emotional detachment
314
00:12:00,075 --> 00:12:01,408
of doggy-style.
315
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,709
Patent pending.
316
00:12:02,711 --> 00:12:04,077
Whassaaaa!
317
00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,112
The point is, Marshall,
318
00:12:06,114 --> 00:12:10,016
this time in three years,
everything is gonna be great.
319
00:12:14,305 --> 00:12:16,306
See? Lily came back.
320
00:12:16,308 --> 00:12:19,426
Of course, Robin and I
didn't end up together.
321
00:12:19,428 --> 00:12:21,511
But I did get engaged.
322
00:12:21,513 --> 00:12:23,313
And left at the altar.
323
00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:25,348
But I did start
my own architectural firm.
324
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,100
And it failed
after a few months.
325
00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:29,102
- Can we put the movie on, please?
- Yeah.
326
00:12:29,104 --> 00:12:29,936
Sure, buddy.
327
00:12:29,938 --> 00:12:31,471
Hey, by the way,
where is Robin?
328
00:12:31,473 --> 00:12:33,323
In the summer of 2009,
329
00:12:33,325 --> 00:12:35,425
Barney and Robin
were secretly dating.
330
00:12:35,427 --> 00:12:37,944
Oh, uh, Barney said she's
taking some extension class
331
00:12:37,946 --> 00:12:39,663
in how to decoupage,
and Barney's taking
332
00:12:39,665 --> 00:12:41,648
a different decoupage class
in the same building.
333
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:43,917
That's why they shared
that cab that one time.
334
00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:47,254
We were idiots.
335
00:12:47,256 --> 00:12:49,155
Wait a minute.
336
00:12:49,157 --> 00:12:53,743
You're saying that Barney Stinson
is at a decoupage class?
337
00:12:54,862 --> 00:12:56,963
That means we can watch
Star Wars on his giant TV!
338
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,799
Punch it, Chewy!
339
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,222
(panting, moaning)
Oh.
340
00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:06,339
You're back
from decoupage.
341
00:13:06,341 --> 00:13:07,691
What's decoupage?
342
00:13:07,693 --> 00:13:10,393
Oh, uh, yeah, I took that
cab there that one time.
343
00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:11,895
Hold on.
344
00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:16,015
Come on in.
345
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,519
We were hoping we could
watch the trilogy here.
346
00:13:19,521 --> 00:13:22,455
Uh, sure. But, uh...
347
00:13:22,457 --> 00:13:24,691
first go look out
my, uh, bedroom window.
348
00:13:24,693 --> 00:13:26,660
There's a, uh...
349
00:13:26,662 --> 00:13:29,462
naked lady, uh...
350
00:13:29,464 --> 00:13:32,031
jumping up and down
on a mini-trampoline
351
00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,751
in the apartment
across the, uh...
352
00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:36,219
street.
353
00:13:36,221 --> 00:13:37,671
(gasps, laughs)
354
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:43,643
(whispering):
Get me out of this thing!
355
00:13:43,645 --> 00:13:44,928
There's no time!
356
00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:47,264
Barney, I am not ready for them
to find out about us.
357
00:13:47,266 --> 00:13:49,382
Then you're gonna have to stay
in there for the entire trilogy.
358
00:13:49,384 --> 00:13:51,651
Don't worry. It's
only 382 minutes.
359
00:13:51,653 --> 00:13:52,986
Nerd!
360
00:13:55,907 --> 00:13:58,108
So, where do you guys think
we'll be in three years?
361
00:13:58,110 --> 00:13:59,893
It'll be 2012.
362
00:13:59,895 --> 00:14:01,778
(chuckles)
That's an easy one.
363
00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:03,013
Guys, this is Sophia.
364
00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:05,065
(glass shatters)
You'll be seeing a lot more of...
365
00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:08,818
MARSHALL:
Okay, that is so weird.
366
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,138
I was just trying
to use the force.
367
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:14,591
Do you think instead
of making a beer
368
00:14:14,593 --> 00:14:17,594
fly out of the fridge,
I made that lamp break?
369
00:14:17,596 --> 00:14:19,763
Either that
or the stormtrooper did.
370
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:20,847
(laughter)
371
00:14:20,849 --> 00:14:23,633
Oh, the stormtrooper
would never do that.
372
00:14:23,635 --> 00:14:27,153
He knows that lamp costs $1,200.
373
00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:29,589
Anyway, while it's just us guys,
374
00:14:29,591 --> 00:14:32,776
let me ask you something:
we've all had that same fantasy
375
00:14:32,778 --> 00:14:36,863
about having sex with a girl in
a stormtrooper costume, right?
376
00:14:36,865 --> 00:14:39,532
- Mmm, no.
- Never.
377
00:14:39,534 --> 00:14:40,984
Guys...
378
00:14:40,986 --> 00:14:43,536
come on, no girls around,
just us bros.
379
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:44,788
Safe space.
380
00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:47,440
Let's stop being polite
and start gettin' real.
381
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,459
Stormtrooper fantasy.
382
00:14:49,461 --> 00:14:51,244
Every guy's had that one, right?
383
00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:53,880
Not even once, no.
No, no, no.
384
00:14:53,882 --> 00:14:56,633
So I'm the weird one?
385
00:14:56,635 --> 00:14:58,284
Yeah.
Yeah.
386
00:14:58,286 --> 00:14:59,586
Yeah.
387
00:14:59,588 --> 00:15:00,670
How about you, Ted?
388
00:15:00,672 --> 00:15:03,623
How's your life gonna
be different
389
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,642
Oh, you know,
the usual.
390
00:15:05,644 --> 00:15:07,894
Gonna meet a nice girl
and get married.
391
00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:10,430
I mean, I know I say that
every year, but...
392
00:15:10,432 --> 00:15:13,266
let's be honest,
in 2012, I'll be 34.
393
00:15:13,268 --> 00:15:15,101
If it still hasn't
happened for me by then,
394
00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:19,189
(laughing): something is seriously
wrong with me!
395
00:15:20,808 --> 00:15:23,994
(laughter continues)
396
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:32,769
Something is seriously wrong
with me.
397
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:38,753
I can't do
this anymore.
398
00:15:38,755 --> 00:15:40,104
I can't
keep smiling
399
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,839
and being optimistic
all the time
400
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,008
when all the evidence
points to the contrary.
401
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,227
You really think
that three years from now
402
00:15:46,229 --> 00:15:47,678
things aren't gonna be awesome?
403
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,981
I'll tell you what
things are gonna be like
404
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,999
three years from now.
405
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:56,087
Uh, yes, hello. I see
406
00:15:56,089 --> 00:16:00,641
on my frozen entree for one
they printed this number
407
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:03,344
where I can voice
comments and concerns.
408
00:16:03,346 --> 00:16:06,013
Well, there's more cinnamon
409
00:16:06,015 --> 00:16:08,883
in the cobbler than usual.
410
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,252
No, I like cinnamon.
411
00:16:12,487 --> 00:16:16,691
Oh, you're very welcome
for my comment.
412
00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:20,261
Wait! Uh, don't go.
413
00:16:20,263 --> 00:16:22,930
Um... do you like cinnamon?
414
00:16:22,932 --> 00:16:24,982
Hello? Hello?
415
00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:33,858
Marshall, you want
to watch Star Wars?
416
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,443
No, can do, old bean!
417
00:16:35,445 --> 00:16:36,927
You see, we're up on the Cape
418
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,312
living the idyllic
family lifestyle
419
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:39,763
that you've always
dreamed of.
420
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:44,352
Oh, and I'm pregnant
with baby #5!
421
00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:46,320
But baby #4 isn't even out yet.
422
00:16:46,322 --> 00:16:48,072
I'm just that good!
(chuckles)
423
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,206
Oh, oh, hold on.
424
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,941
There's somebody wants
to say hello to you.
425
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,443
(chuckles softly)
426
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,661
Hey, Ted.
427
00:16:53,663 --> 00:16:55,880
I just wanted to say
that things are great,
428
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,899
and I'm married to that
douchey guy in the trucker hat.
429
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:00,334
Whassup, bra?
430
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,454
It turns out it was just you
431
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,189
I didn't want to commit to.
432
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,123
(laughter)
433
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,124
Oh,
434
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,627
and I got back boobs.
(giggles)
435
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,645
So things are great!
436
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:12,947
Buh-bye!
437
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,148
(squeals)
438
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,067
(laughter)
439
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,768
(laughter)
440
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,770
By the way, Ted,
this is Melanie.
441
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,772
You'll be seeing a
lot more of Melanie.
442
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,074
BARNEY:
Wait-wait-wait a minute!
443
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,408
Who is Melanie?
444
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,494
Come on, Barney, if there's
one thing I can count on
445
00:17:26,496 --> 00:17:27,778
not to change,
it's you walking in
446
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,363
with some random
girl on your arm.
447
00:17:29,365 --> 00:17:31,782
No. No, I don't want that.
448
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,084
For the first time
449
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,202
in my life, I don't
want to find myself
450
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,171
in three years
with some random girl,
451
00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,156
no matter
how many boobs she has.
452
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,892
I want to be with Quinn.
453
00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:46,663
Guys...
454
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,883
you're gonna be seeing
a lot more of Quinn.
455
00:17:48,885 --> 00:17:51,352
Dude, we've been to the
Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty.
456
00:17:51,354 --> 00:17:54,138
I kind of walked into that one.
All right, bye-bye.
457
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:01,061
What are you doing?
458
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,780
We're living together,
I'm excited about it,
459
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,749
and I'm getting
rid of my mugs.
460
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:07,318
That was mine.
461
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,737
Sorry. I don't know
which are which.
462
00:18:09,739 --> 00:18:13,040
Truth is, I never
drink coffee at home.
463
00:18:13,042 --> 00:18:14,492
This one?
Mm-hmm.
464
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,210
There!
465
00:18:16,212 --> 00:18:18,412
I don't need my coffee mugs
'cause I got yours!
466
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,214
For the rest of my life.
467
00:18:20,216 --> 00:18:22,967
Or as... long as
you'll have me.
468
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,219
We haven't really talked
about the future.
469
00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:27,371
Did I make things awkward?
470
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:28,806
Just keep smashing mugs.
471
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:29,890
(chuckles)
472
00:18:29,892 --> 00:18:32,259
Or donate them.
473
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:34,094
Point is,
474
00:18:34,096 --> 00:18:37,014
I plan on being with you
for a long time.
475
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,933
You okay with that?
476
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,389
Sounds great.
477
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,810
(farts)
Ooh.. Oh!
478
00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:54,698
I am so sorry.
479
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,950
No, no, it's great.
480
00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:59,086
A guy has to be the first one
to let 'er rip.
481
00:18:59,088 --> 00:19:01,172
I was actually hoping
this would happen soon.
482
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,740
I've been crop-dusting
the patio for weeks.
483
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,576
- The patio!
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,578
I've been going
out on the street,
485
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,681
like, exactly this time
every night.
486
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,184
Where are you, blond man?!
487
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,553
Show yourself!
488
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:18,522
I will be at my mother's.
489
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,757
We're a real couple now,
aren't we?
490
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,810
We are.
491
00:19:22,812 --> 00:19:24,395
(chuckles softly)
492
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,597
(both fart)
493
00:19:28,533 --> 00:19:29,767
(chuckles)
494
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,653
Hey, buddy, I get
that you're bummed.
495
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,772
But I got a good feeling
about 2015.
496
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,075
I think that's
gonna be your year.
497
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:41,045
Kids, that was the one time
I ever lost faith
498
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,281
in the idea that my life
would be better in three years.
499
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:47,218
And what's funny is,
three years from that moment,
500
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,253
my life was amazing.
501
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,838
All right!
It's trilogy time!
502
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,623
Can I just lodge
one complaint?
503
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,058
This is a guy's tradition.
504
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,644
It's kind of a lame move
on Ted's part to bring a chick.
505
00:19:56,646 --> 00:19:59,230
Come on, dude...
cut him some slack.
506
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,481
I know. He loves her.
507
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:03,150
And I'll give him this:
she is pretty damn cute.
508
00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:05,569
Thank God she takes
after her mother.
509
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:09,023
All right,
let's watch this thing!
510
00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:10,691
TV...
511
00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:14,978
play Star Wars trilogy.
512
00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:19,450
Play Star Wars tril...
513
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,368
You know what?
Screw it.
514
00:20:23,154 --> 00:20:26,690
Okay, you are about to see
something awesome.
515
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,492
And just know this:
516
00:20:28,494 --> 00:20:30,744
Han shot first.
517
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,265
I wonder if things'll
be a lot different
518
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,718
when we watch the trilogy
again in 2018.
519
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,070
I hope not.
520
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,514
(panting)
521
00:20:48,516 --> 00:20:50,883
Oh, that was awesome.
522
00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,320
You were right--
not weird.
523
00:20:54,345 --> 00:20:55,854
No.
524
00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:59,857
== sync, corrected by elderman ==